Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 1: where we're gonna get to some things some Americans not
Speaker 1: doing all that well and some email stuff and whatnot.
Speaker 1: I just want to I promised you this we were
Speaker 1: talking about. We're just doing another long walk through what
Speaker 1: is the communist and how he's actually the search for
Speaker 1: society's malcontents. That's what communism is, and how we now
Speaker 1: have all these different quote groups of activists in the
Speaker 1: country trying to burn it down. Many of them don't
Speaker 1: realize that they're just suckers, they're just useful idiots. They're
Speaker 1: just the water. They're just being used to break up
Speaker 1: the country. Oh you're mad about this, and you're mad
Speaker 1: about this, and you're mad about that, and you're mad
Speaker 1: about that. So everything you see is just an effort
Speaker 1: to destroy the country and our good friends, as he
Speaker 1: always does. Eurie Besmanov never met him, actually, but Eurie
Speaker 1: Besmanov KGB defector to America. He laid it out nicely
Speaker 1: in this little two minute clip which we played several
Speaker 1: times before, just the little heads up for all you
Speaker 1: street communists who listened to the show. Yes, you quote
Speaker 1: civil rights leaders and the LGBTQ stuff and the climate
Speaker 1: change people in the feminists. I know in the end,
Speaker 1: you think that you're going to rule, that you're going
Speaker 1: to be in charge, Well, don't take it from me,
Speaker 1: take it from Eurie. You're not gonna have anything but
Speaker 1: a bullet. The same thing was done under the guidance
Speaker 1: of the Soviet embassy in Hanoi, and same thing I
Speaker 1: was doing in New Delhi. To my horror, I discovered
Speaker 1: it in the files where people were doomed to execution.
Speaker 1: There were names of pross Soviet journalists with whom I
Speaker 1: was personally friendly. Prot Yes, they were idealistically minded leftists
Speaker 1: who made several visits to US, and yet the KGB
Speaker 1: decided that calm revolution or drastic changes in political structure
Speaker 1: of India, they will have to go. Why is that
Speaker 1: because they know too much? Simply because it's the useful idiots,
Speaker 1: the leftists who are idealistically believing in the beauty of
Speaker 1: Soviet socialists or communists or whatever system. When they get dissillusion,
Speaker 1: they become the worst enemies. That's why my KGEBE instructors
Speaker 1: specifically made a point never bother the leftists. Forget about
Speaker 1: these political prostitutes aim higher. This was my instruction. Try
Speaker 1: to get into large circulation. Established conservative media reach feelthy
Speaker 1: each movie makers, intellectual so called academic circles, cynical, ecocentric
Speaker 1: people who can look into your eyes with angelic expression
Speaker 1: and tell you a lie. These are the most recruitable people.
Speaker 1: People who lack moral principles, who are either too greedy
Speaker 1: or to suffer from self importance. They feel that they
Speaker 1: matter a lot. These are the people who KGB wanted
Speaker 1: very much to recruit, but to eliminate the others, to
Speaker 1: execute the others. Don't they serve some purpose? Wouldn't they
Speaker 1: be not? They deserve purpose only at the stage of
Speaker 1: distabilization of a nation. For example, your leftists in the
Speaker 1: United States, all these professors and all this beautiful civil
Speaker 1: rights defenders, they are instrumental in the process of the subversion,
Speaker 1: only to distabilize the nation. When their job is completed,
Speaker 1: they are not They are not needed anymore. They know
Speaker 1: too much, some of them. When when they get disillusion
Speaker 1: when they see that Martis Lenin has come to power,
Speaker 1: obviously they get offended. They think that they will come
Speaker 1: to power. That will never happen. Of course, they will
Speaker 1: be lined up against the wall and shot used simply
Speaker 1: useful idiots. They knew, they knew the generations of people
Speaker 1: like this could simply be used to break up America.
Speaker 1: There's something much more central happening, which is that the
Speaker 1: history of black Americans is so inconvenient to the narrative
Speaker 1: of America. M All right, before we go to the emails,
Speaker 1: let's just do this really quickly here. I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure I refresh your memory. You know about
Speaker 1: the Chinese spy balloon just sailed from coast to coast.
Speaker 1: You know about that? Do you remember? While back? I'd
Speaker 1: say six months, a year. I don't know. In this
Speaker 1: political world, it all blends together for us. You do
Speaker 1: remember that China successfully tested a hypersonic missile, right, I
Speaker 1: remember it. I remember it like it was yesterday. They
Speaker 1: successfully tested a hypersonic missile, caught us completely by surprise,
Speaker 1: completely with our pants. Now I have a statement here.
Speaker 1: I'm still kind of processing this because the media over
Speaker 1: the weekend they decided to run with the Biden cover.
Speaker 1: And what does that Biden cover? Oh, there were balloons
Speaker 1: under Trump too, And Trump came out and said no,
Speaker 1: they weren't. And now they're scrambling because obviously Mark Esper
Speaker 1: came out. All these people came out and said no,
Speaker 1: there weren't. And now they're scrambling and said, no, no,
Speaker 1: there were, there were. We just we didn't tell you. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that alone is kind of a big deal. But
Speaker 1: how does that happen? Well, I have the nora AD
Speaker 1: commander here courtesy my friend Christina Wong. By the way,
Speaker 1: General van Herk is his name. Quote, So those balloons.
Speaker 1: So every day as nora AD commander, it's my responsibility
Speaker 1: to responsibility to detect threats to North North America. I
Speaker 1: will tell you we did not detect those threats and
Speaker 1: that's a domain awareness gap that we have to figure out.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to go into further details. So
Speaker 1: just look, I'm certainly not a physicist here, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't pretend to know very much about nuclear technology or
Speaker 1: missile technology or even balloons. Now I don't even know
Speaker 1: much about balloons. But if a balloon is able to
Speaker 1: not penetrate America's airspace, penetrate America's airspace and travel from
Speaker 1: Alaska to the freaking Eastern seaboard, a balloon is able
Speaker 1: to do that and apparently balloons have done that several
Speaker 1: times before without detection. What would you say, as an
Speaker 1: American citizen, what would you say? Our government's chances are
Speaker 1: at detecting and stopping. Oh, I don't know a hypersonic
Speaker 1: missile with a thermonuclear warhead on the end of it.
Speaker 1: We can't even stop a balloon, and the enemy possesses
Speaker 1: hypersonic missiles. Okay, you know what, Let's just get to
Speaker 1: some emails. Let's get to some emails. It's too much
Speaker 1: to think about, Jesse, this guy says, dear oracle. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to short change myself, Chris,
Speaker 1: as an author, I don't want to be short changed.
Speaker 1: I often hear you speak about government corruption being the
Speaker 1: most important issue, No doubt, I agree it's appalling, But
Speaker 1: I offer the most vital issue is election integrity. Our
Speaker 1: elections have been systematically and completely altered in the last
Speaker 1: two election cycles. How do you suggest we address this
Speaker 1: problem or has that issue been debunked? Tahaha, he knows.
Speaker 1: I love using that word because the left uses it
Speaker 1: all the time. It's been debunked. Okay, election integrity talked
Speaker 1: about it before. Let's talk about it again. We obviously
Speaker 1: have a big problem what happened, what happened in twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: because there's a lot that's wrong out there, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot that's right out there, and there's a lot
Speaker 1: out there that's just kind of confusing. So let's address
Speaker 1: what did and did not happen. Allow me to burst
Speaker 1: your bubble right out of the gates. Every election you
Speaker 1: lost in twenty twenty and twenty twenty two wasn't stolen.
Speaker 1: That is a stupid, childish argument that only morons believe
Speaker 1: some stolen. You bet was there some cheating. Absolutely, You
Speaker 1: can't ask me to look at all this evidence and
Speaker 1: then say, oh, there was no cheating when you have
Speaker 1: precincts in Madison, Wisconsin with one hundred percent voter turnout
Speaker 1: in the president election, that's not possible. That doesn't happen. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was cheating, I know there was. Obviously there was cheating.
Speaker 1: There is cheating in elections. What happened in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: was because of our idiotic, insane, and frankly country suicidal
Speaker 1: COVID policies. We decided to massively expand mail in voting
Speaker 1: in this country. The massive expansion of mail in voting
Speaker 1: provided Democrats with the opportunity to take something they've been
Speaker 1: doing for ages and simply put it on steroids. They
Speaker 1: know how to count ballots, they know how to harvest ballots,
Speaker 1: they know how to go out and chase down ballots.
Speaker 1: And because Republicans are a bunch of low te cities,
Speaker 1: they never fought back against the COVID lockdowns. They were
Speaker 1: all up there bragging about how vaccinated they are in
Speaker 1: the vaccines and lockdowns instead of fighting for your am
Speaker 1: my liberty. And in the end it lost. It costs
Speaker 1: them elections. To be honest with you, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: we should do mail and just mail it in. And
Speaker 1: Democrats figured out many different ways to cheat. That's a problem.
Speaker 1: So where are we now? What do we do about it?
Speaker 1: There is some cheating again, Not every election you lost
Speaker 1: is stolen. Stop, that's stupid, childish stuff. But there definitely
Speaker 1: is cheating. It's a big problem and it has to
Speaker 1: be addressed. Well. I have good news and bad news
Speaker 1: for you. The good news is we can address it.
Speaker 1: The bad news is it's not near as simple as
Speaker 1: you want it to be. Everyone wants the problem addressed,
Speaker 1: but here's what you get a lot when you start
Speaker 1: talking about election integrity and addressing the problem. This is
Speaker 1: what you get. And I understand I'm not making fun of.
Speaker 1: This is what you get. Oh, we did to stop it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well what does that mean? Well, we got a bannit. Okay,
Speaker 1: who bann what? Well, the states have to pass laws, Okay,
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania is run by Democrats, Michigan's run by democrats. You
Speaker 1: think they're going to pass election integrity laws when they've
Speaker 1: been using the lack of those laws to win elections.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, let's grow up and walk into the
Speaker 1: real world in the art of the possible. But that's
Speaker 1: the bad news. The good news is there's something we
Speaker 1: can do, just gonna be a little bit longer, a
Speaker 1: little bit harder. We'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 1: Before we get to that, let's get to this. Let's
Speaker 1: get to Janet Yellen saying, quote, you don't have a
Speaker 1: recession when the employment unemployment is at a fifty three
Speaker 1: year low. Yeah, Americans are being crushed financially. These people
Speaker 1: are pretending like things are good, and they're still acting
Speaker 1: like we're not going to have a severe recession this year.
Speaker 1: Are you putting your money and things you can touch
Speaker 1: and feel, or are you putting your money in things
Speaker 1: you can't. It really comes down to that, can you
Speaker 1: touch and feel the things you're putting your money into?
Speaker 1: Do you have real estate? Jesse, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I don't know where to begin. I didn't ask.
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. Done for you real estate. Our friends
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Speaker 1: Someone had a question about election integrity, and what I said,
Speaker 1: just to catch you up real quick, is we get
Speaker 1: all the time people who are understandably I'm not dogging
Speaker 1: on it earned about election integrity. But you ask them
Speaker 1: what they want we did a ban it, we need
Speaker 1: to stop it. We did, Well, who's we? There's no we.
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania passes its own election laws. Michigan passes its own
Speaker 1: election laws. California, the states passed their own election laws.
Speaker 1: These blue states, blue legislatures, blue governors, blue ags, they're
Speaker 1: not interested in passing election integrity laws. Gee, I wonder why.
Speaker 1: That's what I do laugh about and people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's no cheating. The House of Representatives under Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker 1: one of the first bills they proposed was HR one.
Speaker 1: You remember that. It basically made federal and permanent all
Speaker 1: the COVID election rules. Gee, I wonder why they did that. Gee,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine why it's there anyway anyway, But so
Speaker 1: what can you do? Blue states ain't gonna pass a law, Well,
Speaker 1: California should. Okay, you go to the California State Legislature
Speaker 1: and let them know. I'm sure Gavin Neuson will sign
Speaker 1: that into law. What you can do, it's move. What
Speaker 1: you can do is triage your blue area and choose
Speaker 1: to live somewhere where that doesn't happen. Relocate the population
Speaker 1: enough so your blue area gets weaker when it comes
Speaker 1: to the electoral College in Congress and add those seats
Speaker 1: to a red area. That's what you can do. Beyond that,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do. So stop saying things to
Speaker 1: me that we got to address election integrity. That's a
Speaker 1: bumper sticker. Address election integrity is a bumper sticker. That
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything. What does that mean? Tell me which state,
Speaker 1: which area should pass which law, and also tell me
Speaker 1: if it's possible. That is an actual policy effort, actual
Speaker 1: action that matters. Getting ourselves whipped up in a frenzy.
Speaker 1: And I allowed me like I'm speaking to myself too.
Speaker 1: I do this too about an election integrity. They're cheating here,
Speaker 1: they're cheating there. I'm mad. But at the end of it,
Speaker 1: come to it, I can't do anything about it. I
Speaker 1: can't do any good. There is nothing you can do
Speaker 1: or I can do about Michigan's elections. Nothing Democrat had
Speaker 1: governor supermajorities in the House and Senate. There's nothing you
Speaker 1: can do election integrity. Throw that bumper sticker on your
Speaker 1: car ain't gonna help you. You can throw your family
Speaker 1: in the car and move though. That might that's just might.
Speaker 1: Moving on here. I want to bring up Trump for
Speaker 1: a second, just very briefly. You know, we don't focus
Speaker 1: a lot on that. It's just that I've always found
Speaker 1: it was boring this man worship or man hating radio.
Speaker 1: I've always found it was so boring no matter who
Speaker 1: it was. But I will get this from a lot
Speaker 1: of people now, A lot of people, especially conservative talk
Speaker 1: radio listeners who tend to be a bit more informed.
Speaker 1: To put it mildly, a lot of them have turned
Speaker 1: or are turning, or they've kind of soured on Trump.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking again. I'm not on anyone's team.
Speaker 1: I'm not on Trump's team. Not understands this team. So
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk you into it, but I can,
Speaker 1: I think, attempt to help people understand each side. If
Speaker 1: you're one of those people who emails me and there
Speaker 1: are many and say, Jazzy, I don't understand how anyone
Speaker 1: could support Trump. I'm done with Trump. Screw Trump, Trump,
Speaker 1: is Trump? That Trump? Vaccine? Trump said. Okay, I understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm not mad at you at all. Again,
Speaker 1: so I'm on either team. You're not offending me. But
Speaker 1: if you want to know why there are so many
Speaker 1: people in this country. So many people listening to the
Speaker 1: sound of my voice right now who want Trump back,
Speaker 1: they want another Trump run. I want you to listen
Speaker 1: to this, and I want you to listen closely. Don't
Speaker 1: be such a politico that you dismiss this. Say they
Speaker 1: are worse off financially than they worked two years ago,
Speaker 1: the most negative response to that question in nearly forty
Speaker 1: years of our polling, And as Biden prepares for a
Speaker 1: likely twenty twenty four reelection campaign, less than a third
Speaker 1: of Democratic voters want to see him renominated. The highest
Speaker 1: number of people in forty years say that they are
Speaker 1: financially worse off under Joe Biden. I have this jaw
Speaker 1: dropping stat want to credit unusual whales for it? Because
Speaker 1: I didn't know it. We are now at well, I
Speaker 1: guess they're crediting CNBC, So we're all crediting somebody. You
Speaker 1: know who gets the credit? Chris me, that's it? What Chris?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Anyway, sixty four percent of Americans are now
Speaker 1: living paycheck to paycheck. You know what it was in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, forty two percent? So what does this
Speaker 1: have to do with Trump? Look, I don't care whether
Speaker 1: you give him credit don't give him credit. Whether you
Speaker 1: love him in your Maga pom poms or you hate
Speaker 1: his gut screw Trump out switch teath, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk you out of anything. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to and I will always try to make
Speaker 1: you understand why people vote the way they vote. There
Speaker 1: are millions and millions and millions of Americans out there.
Speaker 1: They don't know who Yuri Besmanov is. They don't know
Speaker 1: who LaToya raven Ow is. They probably can't name the
Speaker 1: Secretary of Defense like you can. They don't know their
Speaker 1: own senators names two senators they don't know. But there
Speaker 1: are millions of Americans who remember very distinctly their lives
Speaker 1: being better under Donald Trump and significantly better than they
Speaker 1: are currently under Joe Biden, and they want to go back.
Speaker 1: And you have to give them grace. You have to
Speaker 1: give them understanding. If you're sitting there right now, driving
Speaker 1: listening to the Satami Voice with a Maga bumper sticker
Speaker 1: on the back of your car, and if you have
Speaker 1: to crawl across twenty miles of broken glass to vote
Speaker 1: for him in the primary in general, again, you will
Speaker 1: you will always have my complete understanding. Again, I don't
Speaker 1: know who I'm voting for yet, but I get it.
Speaker 1: I was there. Life was just a lot better under period.
Speaker 1: End of story, and people vote for how their lives are.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to get back to Janet yelling and
Speaker 1: board a patrol and whatnot. But I have great news.
Speaker 1: You know that saying as cool as the other side
Speaker 1: of the pillow. Now, I hate to say I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: but I'm a little bit confused. I always thought that
Speaker 1: saying was simply about me. The second what Chris. The
Speaker 1: second I heard that saying, I thought, oh, that's a
Speaker 1: saying about me, because I'm as cool as the other
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, and I have been unfairly accused of something,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to address these allegations here in just
Speaker 1: a moment. Before we do that, Chris and I were
Speaker 1: just talking. We were talking about Israel. You know how
Speaker 1: the show is going to Israel. Guess what. I'm excited
Speaker 1: the Christian Expedition boys. They just sent me my flight
Speaker 1: itinerary for July. I am booked. Would you like to
Speaker 1: know my itinerary? I bet you would, But I'm not
Speaker 1: telling you. And here's why I'm not telling you my itinerary.
Speaker 1: It's not I'm worried about you being on the pl
Speaker 1: with me. The plane one of our flights, it's like
Speaker 1: twelve hours long or something like that. Over there, Jesse
Speaker 1: is gonna need his beauty sleep. And as one of
Speaker 1: the top five nappers in the world, not that I
Speaker 1: would brag or anything like that, you should know that
Speaker 1: I sleep well on planes. I also am team neck pillow.
Speaker 1: Now I have one of the fancy neck pillars. Shut up, Chris,
Speaker 1: I have one of the fancy neck pillars, the kind
Speaker 1: that's strapped to the seed thing behind you, so it
Speaker 1: kind of like locks around your neck like you're sitting
Speaker 1: there and although that's not really this down you make,
Speaker 1: but you're sitting there and you're locked in there. Guess
Speaker 1: what you get in and strap yourself into that boy
Speaker 1: and boom, you're gone. Now, why wouldn't I want you
Speaker 1: on that flight with me? I snore? I wish I didn't,
Speaker 1: all right, but I do? And how bad Chris. It
Speaker 1: depends on a couple of things. Really. One of the
Speaker 1: main things it depends on is if I've been drinking.
Speaker 1: If I've had a couple of bourbons, it's Katie bar
Speaker 1: the door jack. You're you're not gonna want to be
Speaker 1: around there, per se. If I haven't had anything to drink,
Speaker 1: there's still some audible snoring. I've woken up a couple
Speaker 1: of times on planes and the wife can't sleep on planes,
Speaker 1: so she glares at me anyway because I'm sleeping and
Speaker 1: she can't, and then she's mortified at the volume that
Speaker 1: was coming out of my seat. So not that I'm
Speaker 1: worried about you hearing me snore. I know you know
Speaker 1: that now, especially since I just told the entire United
Speaker 1: States of America what I'm worried about is you recording
Speaker 1: me snore because our people, here's what our people do.
Speaker 1: They'd record it and they'd email the audio into the
Speaker 1: show over and over again. Because you're all cruel. You
Speaker 1: can join us on the trip. I'm just not telling
Speaker 1: you what my itinerary is. Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse.
Speaker 1: We're going for ten days in July. If you want
Speaker 1: to go look at the itinera or whatnot, you can.
Speaker 1: This is going to be the final run of it
Speaker 1: because there's not enough room for more people. But if
Speaker 1: you want in Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse, all right,
Speaker 1: get to some emails, Oracle. I've been listening to your
Speaker 1: podcast on iHeartRadio every day since I first found you
Speaker 1: because of your last Tucker appearance. I drive a garbage
Speaker 1: truck for a living, and your show provides me with
Speaker 1: three hours of intense pleasure every day. I just bought
Speaker 1: your book tonight, but I did want to let you
Speaker 1: know there have been times where it has been painfully
Speaker 1: obvious you are eating while talking on the radio. My
Speaker 1: question is, what's your favorite go to mid show snack.
Speaker 1: This is actually false. Allow me to explain. I not
Speaker 1: only don't eat when I'm on the air, I don't
Speaker 1: eat in between show or in between the breaks. Like
Speaker 1: during the breaks, I don't eat. You know that I'm
Speaker 1: the menu whisper. Everyone knows that right now, Chris, No
Speaker 1: one or two chips and dip or beef and cheese
Speaker 1: stick doesn't count. But I generally don't do those either
Speaker 1: either between or during the breaks, because I don't know
Speaker 1: what the deal is. It's not when I eat, but
Speaker 1: when I eat and then broadcast. That's what I am,
Speaker 1: because I'm a broadcaster. Anyway. When I eat and then broadcast,
Speaker 1: I get the burps. So I don't eat. If you
Speaker 1: ever hear anything in my mouth during the show, that's
Speaker 1: usually a cough drop of some time, not because I
Speaker 1: have a cough. I'm going to make sure the old
Speaker 1: voice box is looped up and ready at all times. Chris,
Speaker 1: why don't you grow up over there? Right? Why don't
Speaker 1: you grow up? Gosh? Customs and Border Protection made woke
Speaker 1: BLM flyer to sell a right Black History Month. Customs
Speaker 1: in Border patrol made a Black Lives Matter flyer celebrate
Speaker 1: Black History Month, just a reminder of how deep the
Speaker 1: rock goes. I'm going to go back to this again
Speaker 1: because we brought up the general earlier, the commander of
Speaker 1: Norad going out there and saying, oh, there were some balloon.
Speaker 1: You know, the balloon's got here before. But we never
Speaker 1: we never found those, We never detected those. So China's
Speaker 1: testing missiles and we can't find a balloon. This goes
Speaker 1: back to what I've said over and over again. Part
Speaker 1: of the reason I am not I'm not as invested
Speaker 1: as you are in the Republican primary of twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: as I do not believe there is a single Republican
Speaker 1: in the United States of America of any name that
Speaker 1: has the will to do what needs to be done
Speaker 1: for many things. And when it comes to the military,
Speaker 1: you know that it would take somebody with the willpower
Speaker 1: to fire every general and admiral right at the very
Speaker 1: least all of them. That mean, it's all the bad
Speaker 1: press that comes with it, all the everything. You're all gone.
Speaker 1: The leaders of the service, academy's gone, professors of the service,
Speaker 1: academy's gone. Colonel's gone, like colonel's gone, admiral's gone, rear
Speaker 1: Admiral's like Pete buck gig Gone. It would take a
Speaker 1: massive clean out because the rot is just so deep.
Speaker 1: It would take that kind of a clean out. Now,
Speaker 1: you tell me the Republican who can handle that kind
Speaker 1: of a heat. I know you're probably saying you're a
Speaker 1: guy right now, De santist can. I haven't seen any
Speaker 1: evidence of that. Now, I haven't seen any evidency. Can't.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that you understand how much heat
Speaker 1: we're talking. You understand we're talking about an impeachment, right,
Speaker 1: We're talking not just heat. In impeachment, in order to
Speaker 1: save the military, you'd have to fire enough people. You'd
Speaker 1: be impeached as a national security threat by Republicans and Democrats.
Speaker 1: So De Santis would really I don't know that Trump would.
Speaker 1: Trump's on record say he didn't fire Fouchi because the
Speaker 1: left would have been mad. What do you think he
Speaker 1: would do with a third impeachment on the docket. I
Speaker 1: don't think the guy exists who has the willpower to
Speaker 1: get it done. That's not meant to bring you down.
Speaker 1: It's just meant to remind everybody, including myself, we really
Speaker 1: need to focus on local because I don't think a
Speaker 1: lot of this can be saved. What Chris, I could
Speaker 1: do it, Yeah, but I could never get elected. No,
Speaker 1: I could do it, and I would do it, but
Speaker 1: I could never get elected. I'm far to the right
Speaker 1: of even most. I mean, the Republicans in the country
Speaker 1: would recoil in horror at the things I would. I
Speaker 1: would propose they would. I know that I don't propose
Speaker 1: to be some man of the people type type thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I believe I know the direction
Speaker 1: we need to go. I would take us there. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't give a crap. How much complaining there was from anybody,
Speaker 1: the media or anywhere else means nothing to me. That sucks,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Speaking of the rear
Speaker 1: admiral here, he is. The presumption has got to be
Speaker 1: that the Chinese were able to gather intelligence hovering over
Speaker 1: the United States for day after day, especially over some
Speaker 1: of these sensitive sites. I'm sure there's a similar presumption
Speaker 1: about what spy satellites do. That is well outside of
Speaker 1: my lane. I'm just glad that nobody was heard as
Speaker 1: this thing came down. Yeah, we'd sure hate for the
Speaker 1: mayor of South Bend, who's now the Transportation secretary to
Speaker 1: do something that's out of his lane. Everything's out of
Speaker 1: his lane except for eating corn on the God. I
Speaker 1: will say that there have been so many accomplishments under
Speaker 1: this administration it can be difficult to list them in
Speaker 1: a distilled way. So many accomplishments. One of the things
Speaker 1: that does make me very pleased as a bad person,
Speaker 1: as you well know, as a bad person, this thing
Speaker 1: pleases me greatly. I love when detestable people embarrass themselves.
Speaker 1: I know it's a bad thing about myself. The Rear
Speaker 1: Admiral's never going to be president now. He thinks he
Speaker 1: has a legitimate shot at it. That's why he dropped
Speaker 1: out of the presidential primary and endorsed Biden, and they
Speaker 1: gave him transportation secretaries. He was being a good little boy,
Speaker 1: and everything he does now is simply a big, gigantic
Speaker 1: butt kissing thing because he wants to go back and
Speaker 1: try to be president again. But he can never be president,
Speaker 1: and once he fails once again in a primary badly,
Speaker 1: and he will I like to think that the Rear
Speaker 1: Admiral was going to look back on all the times
Speaker 1: he went on television and said stupid things like this.
Speaker 1: I'd like to think he's going to look back on
Speaker 1: this and be still in bed. I will say that
Speaker 1: there have been so many accomplishments under this administration it
Speaker 1: can be difficult to list them in a distilled way.
Speaker 1: That's really the problem. You see, Americans hate Joe Biden's
Speaker 1: presidency because there's just too many accomplishments. All right, all right, enough,
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. All right, Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show dot com. Here's Janet yellow COVID pandemic and all
Speaker 1: the stress that placed on the economy and then Russia's
Speaker 1: war in Ukraine that boosted food and energy prices. Americans
Speaker 1: are concerned about inflation, and it's been President Biden's top
Speaker 1: priority to bring it down. But really we have a
Speaker 1: strong and resilient economy. I know President Biden will talk
Speaker 1: about that. As you mentioned the unemployment rate, is it
Speaker 1: a fifty three year low? Yeah, that's all they do
Speaker 1: is lie about everything. All right, forget about these people.
Speaker 1: Do your oversized pink flower. I think you should do
Speaker 1: a history lesson on Chesty Puller. And I feel like
Speaker 1: a coward for not joining the Marines after high school.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to, but I didn't have a girlfriend
Speaker 1: to write home to, and then I got hooked on
Speaker 1: drugs soon after. I'm clean. Now I'm too old to serve.
Speaker 1: So you could do on a history lesson on Eugene
Speaker 1: sledge Hammer. Those men deserve more recognition than they got Fellas.
Speaker 1: I'll say this to you again. I understand. I understand
Speaker 1: the male inclination to sign up for the military and serve.
Speaker 1: And every guy wants a sword or a gun in
Speaker 1: his hand at some point in time. It's human nature.
Speaker 1: That's how God made you. It's a good thing. Don't
Speaker 1: live your life regretting the fact that you never served
Speaker 1: in the military. It ain't for everybody. And you're not
Speaker 1: some coward or some failure because you didn't sign up
Speaker 1: to serve. You had a different role in life, different
Speaker 1: lot in life. This guy already beat drug addiction. That's
Speaker 1: more important than joining the Marines. No, there ain't no
Speaker 1: shame and going through but bad stuff, rough stuff. You
Speaker 1: came out of it all right. Jesse. On Thursday's show,
Speaker 1: I heard you say the French fry was the highest
Speaker 1: form of potato. I've been listening for a long time.
Speaker 1: I've never heard you say something more offensive. The wedge
Speaker 1: is clearly the most superior, followed by the tater top.
Speaker 1: Oh even that that, when it's at its best, the
Speaker 1: mashed potato is better than the French fry. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's address the end of it. Mashed potatoes are disgusting.
Speaker 1: And since I'm not seventy five years old and expanding
Speaker 1: out west as some sort of a Western expansion in
Speaker 1: the eighteen fifties, I don't like mashed potatoes. That's one. Two.
Speaker 1: Tater tots are great. Wedges suck. Did I order a
Speaker 1: baked potato? If I wanted to baked potato, I would
Speaker 1: have ordered a baked potato. I didn't. I wanted to fry.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me those are better. You know what else sucks?
Speaker 1: Your cell phone services VERI, Verizon sucks, and AT and
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Speaker 1: there right now saying, but Jesse, my coverage is fine.
Speaker 1: I'm actually not talking about the coverage at all. I
Speaker 1: know the coverage is fine. Talking about the values. Man,
Speaker 1: You're spending money every month, You're sending them money every month,
Speaker 1: and they take your money and they run these ad
Speaker 1: campaigns that make you want a vomit. We say we
Speaker 1: care about these culture wars, and then we fund the
Speaker 1: enemy of the culture wars. You can switch to pure talk.
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Speaker 1: All right? All right, and now here's a headline you
Speaker 1: know do you know the thing headlines we didn't get
Speaker 1: to you. The gas stove debate is heating up again
Speaker 1: after government proposes new standards. Huh remember remember which very
Speaker 1: handsome and symmetrical world famoust what Chris what handsome and
Speaker 1: symmetrical world famous author came on here and said they're
Speaker 1: telling you to stop freaking out about it, but it's
Speaker 1: and that it's stupid, But that's because it's actually already
Speaker 1: policy that's about to be implemented. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: that guy said that his name starts with the jay Chris,
Speaker 1: what's his name? I forget? Oh, hold on, I think
Speaker 1: I have it ready. Now it's journalist Jesse. There's just
Speaker 1: no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby. Jesse. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. That's
Speaker 1: the guy. That's the guy. By the way, Chris Quickside notes, Sorry,
Speaker 1: we'll get back to headlines in a second. Somebody wrote in.
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote in that we need one of those for history, Jesse.
Speaker 1: We totally need one of those for history, Jesse, Chris Michael,
Speaker 1: let's put together said look, just like we did for
Speaker 1: the journalist one, let's get together with the legions of
Speaker 1: fans to have their voice, not my voice, in there
Speaker 1: because we have so many people who want to be
Speaker 1: part of this whole thing. I support this absolutely. Yelling
Speaker 1: you don't have a recession. Sixty four percent of Americans
Speaker 1: are worse off now four decade high. Oh, not only
Speaker 1: is there a recession coming, it's gonna be a spicy one.
Speaker 1: Italy Warren's hacker's targeting known server vulnerability. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a lot of technical words. What should you take that?
Speaker 1: As you should take it as as virtually everything in
Speaker 1: your life it's somehow connected to the Internet now, and
Speaker 1: not only bad criminals, but bad state actors realize this,
Speaker 1: and they understand. Countries like China, Oh I don't know,
Speaker 1: countries like China that fly emp balloons over your country
Speaker 1: realize that it really wouldn't take that much to cripple
Speaker 1: a nation. Cripple a nation. California announces legislation to deal
Speaker 1: with gun violence Supreme Court ruling on concealed carry. I
Speaker 1: love how you can tell just by the headline what
Speaker 1: kind of a new source it is, legislation to deal
Speaker 1: with gun violence. Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what it is. No,
Speaker 1: California is getting ready to pass even more gun control.
Speaker 1: So all you wonderful Californians who listen to my show,
Speaker 1: and you have to live in that horror every single
Speaker 1: day as they pass a new law that you hate,
Speaker 1: just because California's paradise, which it absolutely is. It gets
Speaker 1: worse from here, get out. Florida Governor Ronda Santis revokes
Speaker 1: Venues liquor license for allowing miners to attend drag shows.
Speaker 1: That is how it must be done now. I wish
Speaker 1: we lived in a country where you didn't have to
Speaker 1: ban child drag shows. That shouldn't be something your nation
Speaker 1: should need to ban. That should be kind of a given. No, billy,
Speaker 1: we're not actually dressing up so you can go down
Speaker 1: and put dollar bills in Trina's thong. Nevertheless, that is
Speaker 1: the country we do live in. So good for Ronda
Speaker 1: Santis for doing it, Joe Biden. Not for Vladimir putin
Speaker 1: twenty percent of Ukraine to end the war. That seems
Speaker 1: like a pretty good deal for everybody, I mean, not
Speaker 1: so much Ukraine. I guess I would guess Zelinski was
Speaker 1: not involved in those negotiations. Can you imagine Selinski's sitting
Speaker 1: there with no power whatsoever because we fund the whole
Speaker 1: thing with our money and our weapons, and Biden comes
Speaker 1: back in. Hey, good news, we put an end of
Speaker 1: the war. There is some bad news though. These people
Speaker 1: are gonna have to move because this is Russia now,
Speaker 1: all right, quit You can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show comp. Keep your chin up. We'll be
Speaker 1: back tomorrow. That's all. H