WEBVTT - Hour 3: Election Integrity 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:10.600 The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show, 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:13.920 where we're gonna get to some things some Americans not 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:18.119 doing all that well and some email stuff and whatnot. 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:20.200 I just want to I promised you this we were 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.560 talking about. We're just doing another long walk through what 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.239 is the communist and how he's actually the search for 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:30.520 society's malcontents. That's what communism is, and how we now 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:34.320 have all these different quote groups of activists in the 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.880 country trying to burn it down. Many of them don't 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:41.280 realize that they're just suckers, they're just useful idiots. They're 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.720 just the water. They're just being used to break up 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.159 the country. Oh you're mad about this, and you're mad 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.040 about this, and you're mad about that, and you're mad 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:51.440 about that. So everything you see is just an effort 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.760 to destroy the country and our good friends, as he 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:59.480 always does. Eurie Besmanov never met him, actually, but Eurie 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:04.520 Besmanov KGB defector to America. He laid it out nicely 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:07.040 in this little two minute clip which we played several 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.880 times before, just the little heads up for all you 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:13.120 street communists who listened to the show. Yes, you quote 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:17.240 civil rights leaders and the LGBTQ stuff and the climate 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.840 change people in the feminists. I know in the end, 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.000 you think that you're going to rule, that you're going 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:27.480 to be in charge, Well, don't take it from me, 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.679 take it from Eurie. You're not gonna have anything but 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:34.160 a bullet. The same thing was done under the guidance 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.960 of the Soviet embassy in Hanoi, and same thing I 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.760 was doing in New Delhi. To my horror, I discovered 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.920 it in the files where people were doomed to execution. 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:47.240 There were names of pross Soviet journalists with whom I 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:52.960 was personally friendly. Prot Yes, they were idealistically minded leftists 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:57.480 who made several visits to US, and yet the KGB 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:01.440 decided that calm revolution or drastic changes in political structure 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.480 of India, they will have to go. Why is that 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:10.040 because they know too much? Simply because it's the useful idiots, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.760 the leftists who are idealistically believing in the beauty of 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:18.560 Soviet socialists or communists or whatever system. When they get dissillusion, 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.280 they become the worst enemies. That's why my KGEBE instructors 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:26.960 specifically made a point never bother the leftists. Forget about 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:32.040 these political prostitutes aim higher. This was my instruction. Try 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:39.520 to get into large circulation. Established conservative media reach feelthy 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:45.280 each movie makers, intellectual so called academic circles, cynical, ecocentric 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.200 people who can look into your eyes with angelic expression 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.800 and tell you a lie. These are the most recruitable people. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.960 People who lack moral principles, who are either too greedy 0:02:56.120 --> 0:03:01.160 or to suffer from self importance. They feel that they 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:05.440 matter a lot. These are the people who KGB wanted 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.960 very much to recruit, but to eliminate the others, to 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.720 execute the others. Don't they serve some purpose? Wouldn't they 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.680 be not? They deserve purpose only at the stage of 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:19.000 distabilization of a nation. For example, your leftists in the 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:22.840 United States, all these professors and all this beautiful civil 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:28.839 rights defenders, they are instrumental in the process of the subversion, 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.600 only to distabilize the nation. When their job is completed, 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:36.320 they are not They are not needed anymore. They know 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.040 too much, some of them. When when they get disillusion 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.360 when they see that Martis Lenin has come to power, 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.839 obviously they get offended. They think that they will come 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.320 to power. That will never happen. Of course, they will 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:53.600 be lined up against the wall and shot used simply 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:59.160 useful idiots. They knew, they knew the generations of people 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.360 like this could simply be used to break up America. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:07.280 There's something much more central happening, which is that the 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:11.480 history of black Americans is so inconvenient to the narrative 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:15.560 of America. M All right, before we go to the emails, 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.240 let's just do this really quickly here. I just want 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.880 to make sure I refresh your memory. You know about 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:25.360 the Chinese spy balloon just sailed from coast to coast. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.920 You know about that? Do you remember? While back? I'd 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.640 say six months, a year. I don't know. In this 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.560 political world, it all blends together for us. You do 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:40.039 remember that China successfully tested a hypersonic missile, right, I 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.680 remember it. I remember it like it was yesterday. They 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.920 successfully tested a hypersonic missile, caught us completely by surprise, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:53.520 completely with our pants. Now I have a statement here. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.960 I'm still kind of processing this because the media over 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.119 the weekend they decided to run with the Biden cover. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.839 And what does that Biden cover? Oh, there were balloons 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:08.320 under Trump too, And Trump came out and said no, 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.880 they weren't. And now they're scrambling because obviously Mark Esper 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.320 came out. All these people came out and said no, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.400 there weren't. And now they're scrambling and said, no, no, 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.360 there were, there were. We just we didn't tell you. Okay, 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.600 Well that alone is kind of a big deal. But 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:25.880 how does that happen? Well, I have the nora AD 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:30.040 commander here courtesy my friend Christina Wong. By the way, 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:37.240 General van Herk is his name. Quote, So those balloons. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:40.200 So every day as nora AD commander, it's my responsibility 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:45.040 to responsibility to detect threats to North North America. I 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:49.359 will tell you we did not detect those threats and 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:53.080 that's a domain awareness gap that we have to figure out. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.520 But I don't want to go into further details. So 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.640 just look, I'm certainly not a physicist here, and I 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:03.120 wouldn't pretend to know very much about nuclear technology or 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.919 missile technology or even balloons. Now I don't even know 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:12.080 much about balloons. But if a balloon is able to 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:18.080 not penetrate America's airspace, penetrate America's airspace and travel from 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:23.360 Alaska to the freaking Eastern seaboard, a balloon is able 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:26.000 to do that and apparently balloons have done that several 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:31.400 times before without detection. What would you say, as an 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.960 American citizen, what would you say? Our government's chances are 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.600 at detecting and stopping. Oh, I don't know a hypersonic 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.640 missile with a thermonuclear warhead on the end of it. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:46.880 We can't even stop a balloon, and the enemy possesses 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.240 hypersonic missiles. Okay, you know what, Let's just get to 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.560 some emails. Let's get to some emails. It's too much 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:57.080 to think about, Jesse, this guy says, dear oracle. Actually, 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.440 I don't want to. I don't want to short change myself, Chris, 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.559 as an author, I don't want to be short changed. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.680 I often hear you speak about government corruption being the 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:08.360 most important issue, No doubt, I agree it's appalling, But 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:11.880 I offer the most vital issue is election integrity. Our 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.200 elections have been systematically and completely altered in the last 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:19.000 two election cycles. How do you suggest we address this 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.600 problem or has that issue been debunked? Tahaha, he knows. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.440 I love using that word because the left uses it 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:29.480 all the time. It's been debunked. Okay, election integrity talked 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:33.080 about it before. Let's talk about it again. We obviously 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.000 have a big problem what happened, what happened in twenty twenty, 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:40.160 because there's a lot that's wrong out there, and there's 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.440 a lot that's right out there, and there's a lot 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.880 out there that's just kind of confusing. So let's address 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.559 what did and did not happen. Allow me to burst 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.560 your bubble right out of the gates. Every election you 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:54.000 lost in twenty twenty and twenty twenty two wasn't stolen. 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.800 That is a stupid, childish argument that only morons believe 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:05.680 some stolen. You bet was there some cheating. Absolutely, You 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.360 can't ask me to look at all this evidence and 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.480 then say, oh, there was no cheating when you have 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:17.480 precincts in Madison, Wisconsin with one hundred percent voter turnout 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.400 in the president election, that's not possible. That doesn't happen. Okay, 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.120 there was cheating, I know there was. Obviously there was cheating. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:27.400 There is cheating in elections. What happened in twenty twenty 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:32.160 was because of our idiotic, insane, and frankly country suicidal 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:36.840 COVID policies. We decided to massively expand mail in voting 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.960 in this country. The massive expansion of mail in voting 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.640 provided Democrats with the opportunity to take something they've been 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.839 doing for ages and simply put it on steroids. They 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.679 know how to count ballots, they know how to harvest ballots, 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.040 they know how to go out and chase down ballots. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.520 And because Republicans are a bunch of low te cities, 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.880 they never fought back against the COVID lockdowns. They were 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.240 all up there bragging about how vaccinated they are in 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.800 the vaccines and lockdowns instead of fighting for your am 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.240 my liberty. And in the end it lost. It costs 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:09.240 them elections. To be honest with you, no, no, no no, no, 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.480 we should do mail and just mail it in. And 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:15.400 Democrats figured out many different ways to cheat. That's a problem. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.600 So where are we now? What do we do about it? 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.480 There is some cheating again, Not every election you lost 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:24.520 is stolen. Stop, that's stupid, childish stuff. But there definitely 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.360 is cheating. It's a big problem and it has to 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:32.000 be addressed. Well. I have good news and bad news 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.679 for you. The good news is we can address it. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.560 The bad news is it's not near as simple as 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:40.600 you want it to be. Everyone wants the problem addressed, 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.160 but here's what you get a lot when you start 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:47.120 talking about election integrity and addressing the problem. This is 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.000 what you get. And I understand I'm not making fun of. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.360 This is what you get. Oh, we did to stop it. Okay, 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:56.360 Well what does that mean? Well, we got a bannit. Okay, 0:09:56.760 --> 0:10:02.000 who bann what? Well, the states have to pass laws, Okay, 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:07.760 Pennsylvania is run by Democrats, Michigan's run by democrats. You 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.200 think they're going to pass election integrity laws when they've 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.560 been using the lack of those laws to win elections. 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.320 Come on, now, let's grow up and walk into the 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:19.920 real world in the art of the possible. But that's 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.200 the bad news. The good news is there's something we 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.719 can do, just gonna be a little bit longer, a 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.440 little bit harder. We'll get to that in a second. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.680 Before we get to that, let's get to this. Let's 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:35.440 get to Janet Yellen saying, quote, you don't have a 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.720 recession when the employment unemployment is at a fifty three 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:43.040 year low. Yeah, Americans are being crushed financially. These people 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.760 are pretending like things are good, and they're still acting 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.560 like we're not going to have a severe recession this year. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:53.000 Are you putting your money and things you can touch 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.720 and feel, or are you putting your money in things 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.720 you can't. It really comes down to that, can you 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:00.640 touch and feel the things you're putting your money into? 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.920 Do you have real estate? Jesse, I don't know what 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:06.960 to do. I don't know where to begin. I didn't ask. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.800 That doesn't matter. Done for you real estate. Our friends 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.000 have done for you real estate. They know everything about it. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.280 They know the markets you need to get into. They 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.840 secure the financing, they get the place ensured, they manage 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.720 the closing, they manage the rental. All you have to 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.160 do is go find them and they'll handle it from there. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.840 Go to done for you Jesse dot com. Done for you, 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:32.040 Jesse dot com. Protect your money. He doesn't care if 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:43.720 you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:47.600 the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Reminding you you 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:51.040 can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:54.400 Someone had a question about election integrity, and what I said, 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.480 just to catch you up real quick, is we get 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.120 all the time people who are understandably I'm not dogging 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.959 on it earned about election integrity. But you ask them 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:04.719 what they want we did a ban it, we need 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.839 to stop it. We did, Well, who's we? There's no we. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.679 Pennsylvania passes its own election laws. Michigan passes its own 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.720 election laws. California, the states passed their own election laws. 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:22.120 These blue states, blue legislatures, blue governors, blue ags, they're 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:25.680 not interested in passing election integrity laws. Gee, I wonder why. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:27.600 That's what I do laugh about and people are like, oh, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:32.120 there's no cheating. The House of Representatives under Nancy Pelosi, 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.240 one of the first bills they proposed was HR one. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:40.640 You remember that. It basically made federal and permanent all 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:44.880 the COVID election rules. Gee, I wonder why they did that. Gee, 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.719 I can't imagine why it's there anyway anyway, But so 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.920 what can you do? Blue states ain't gonna pass a law, Well, 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:54.240 California should. Okay, you go to the California State Legislature 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:55.920 and let them know. I'm sure Gavin Neuson will sign 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:03.240 that into law. What you can do, it's move. What 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:10.120 you can do is triage your blue area and choose 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:15.439 to live somewhere where that doesn't happen. Relocate the population 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.320 enough so your blue area gets weaker when it comes 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:22.080 to the electoral College in Congress and add those seats 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:26.120 to a red area. That's what you can do. Beyond that, 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.480 there's nothing you can do. So stop saying things to 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.280 me that we got to address election integrity. That's a 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.840 bumper sticker. Address election integrity is a bumper sticker. That 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:40.200 doesn't mean anything. What does that mean? Tell me which state, 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.480 which area should pass which law, and also tell me 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:49.080 if it's possible. That is an actual policy effort, actual 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:52.800 action that matters. Getting ourselves whipped up in a frenzy. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.800 And I allowed me like I'm speaking to myself too. 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.360 I do this too about an election integrity. They're cheating here, 0:13:57.400 --> 0:13:59.800 they're cheating there. I'm mad. But at the end of it, 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.200 come to it, I can't do anything about it. I 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:05.720 can't do any good. There is nothing you can do 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:11.080 or I can do about Michigan's elections. Nothing Democrat had 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.960 governor supermajorities in the House and Senate. There's nothing you 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.880 can do election integrity. Throw that bumper sticker on your 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.680 car ain't gonna help you. You can throw your family 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:25.640 in the car and move though. That might that's just might. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:29.560 Moving on here. I want to bring up Trump for 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.640 a second, just very briefly. You know, we don't focus 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.760 a lot on that. It's just that I've always found 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:38.120 it was boring this man worship or man hating radio. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.880 I've always found it was so boring no matter who 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:43.520 it was. But I will get this from a lot 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:47.960 of people now, A lot of people, especially conservative talk 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.560 radio listeners who tend to be a bit more informed. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.720 To put it mildly, a lot of them have turned 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.360 or are turning, or they've kind of soured on Trump. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.640 And I'm not talking again. I'm not on anyone's team. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.400 I'm not on Trump's team. Not understands this team. So 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.040 I'm not trying to talk you into it, but I can, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.800 I think, attempt to help people understand each side. If 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.520 you're one of those people who emails me and there 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.400 are many and say, Jazzy, I don't understand how anyone 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.400 could support Trump. I'm done with Trump. Screw Trump, Trump, 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.800 is Trump? That Trump? Vaccine? Trump said. Okay, I understand 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.480 what you're saying. I'm not mad at you at all. Again, 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:26.160 so I'm on either team. You're not offending me. But 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.520 if you want to know why there are so many 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.720 people in this country. So many people listening to the 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:34.440 sound of my voice right now who want Trump back, 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:38.560 they want another Trump run. I want you to listen 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.960 to this, and I want you to listen closely. Don't 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:45.760 be such a politico that you dismiss this. Say they 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.880 are worse off financially than they worked two years ago, 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:53.000 the most negative response to that question in nearly forty 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.320 years of our polling, And as Biden prepares for a 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.920 likely twenty twenty four reelection campaign, less than a third 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:05.000 of Democratic voters want to see him renominated. The highest 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:11.320 number of people in forty years say that they are 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:16.240 financially worse off under Joe Biden. I have this jaw 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.160 dropping stat want to credit unusual whales for it? Because 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.800 I didn't know it. We are now at well, I 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.440 guess they're crediting CNBC, So we're all crediting somebody. You 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.560 know who gets the credit? Chris me, that's it? What Chris? 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:33.200 Shut up? Anyway, sixty four percent of Americans are now 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.480 living paycheck to paycheck. You know what it was in 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:41.120 twenty twenty one, forty two percent? So what does this 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.440 have to do with Trump? Look, I don't care whether 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.480 you give him credit don't give him credit. Whether you 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:47.920 love him in your Maga pom poms or you hate 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:50.640 his gut screw Trump out switch teath, I don't care. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.960 I'm not trying to talk you out of anything. I'm 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:55.000 just trying to and I will always try to make 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:58.600 you understand why people vote the way they vote. There 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:03.080 are millions and millions and millions of Americans out there. 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:05.840 They don't know who Yuri Besmanov is. They don't know 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.840 who LaToya raven Ow is. They probably can't name the 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:12.040 Secretary of Defense like you can. They don't know their 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:15.720 own senators names two senators they don't know. But there 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:21.480 are millions of Americans who remember very distinctly their lives 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:26.360 being better under Donald Trump and significantly better than they 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:30.159 are currently under Joe Biden, and they want to go back. 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.600 And you have to give them grace. You have to 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:39.160 give them understanding. If you're sitting there right now, driving 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:42.320 listening to the Satami Voice with a Maga bumper sticker 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.199 on the back of your car, and if you have 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:47.000 to crawl across twenty miles of broken glass to vote 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.440 for him in the primary in general, again, you will 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:53.320 you will always have my complete understanding. Again, I don't 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.720 know who I'm voting for yet, but I get it. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:18:01.040 I was there. Life was just a lot better under period. 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:04.600 End of story, and people vote for how their lives are. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.200 Now we're going to get back to Janet yelling and 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.600 board a patrol and whatnot. But I have great news. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.840 You know that saying as cool as the other side 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:19.360 of the pillow. Now, I hate to say I'm wrong, 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:22.520 but I'm a little bit confused. I always thought that 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:25.399 saying was simply about me. The second what Chris. The 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.280 second I heard that saying, I thought, oh, that's a 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:29.439 saying about me, because I'm as cool as the other 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:33.199 side of the pillow. But maybe maybe I was wrong. 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.320 Maybe that saying was about my pillow two point zero. 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.720 You see, everyone knows about the my pillow phil and 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:42.480 how great the my pillow is. The whole country knows 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:46.199 about that. Now left right middle of everybody, my pillow 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:51.880 two point zero is here. Only it has temperature regulating thread, 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:57.720 so you're sleeping on soft, smooth, cool pillows all night. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:02.240 And there buy one, get one free for a limited time. 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:04.720 I can't stress this. This is a promo because it's 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:09.680 just starting My pillow dot Com promo code Jesse get 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:13.160 your My Pillow two point zero buy one, get one free, 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:25.879 get it and get it now. It is the Jesse 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:30.480 Kelly Show, and I have been unfairly accused of something, 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.680 and I'm going to address these allegations here in just 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:35.880 a moment. Before we do that, Chris and I were 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:39.280 just talking. We were talking about Israel. You know how 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:42.760 the show is going to Israel. Guess what. I'm excited 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:46.879 the Christian Expedition boys. They just sent me my flight 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:52.359 itinerary for July. I am booked. Would you like to 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:55.560 know my itinerary? I bet you would, But I'm not 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:58.320 telling you. And here's why I'm not telling you my itinerary. 0:19:58.320 --> 0:19:59.800 It's not I'm worried about you being on the pl 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.439 with me. The plane one of our flights, it's like 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:07.480 twelve hours long or something like that. Over there, Jesse 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:10.919 is gonna need his beauty sleep. And as one of 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:13.399 the top five nappers in the world, not that I 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:16.920 would brag or anything like that, you should know that 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:21.800 I sleep well on planes. I also am team neck pillow. 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:25.080 Now I have one of the fancy neck pillars. Shut up, Chris, 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:27.240 I have one of the fancy neck pillars, the kind 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:30.280 that's strapped to the seed thing behind you, so it 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:33.240 kind of like locks around your neck like you're sitting 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:36.639 there and although that's not really this down you make, 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:39.120 but you're sitting there and you're locked in there. Guess 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.520 what you get in and strap yourself into that boy 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:44.760 and boom, you're gone. Now, why wouldn't I want you 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:53.280 on that flight with me? I snore? I wish I didn't, 0:20:53.880 --> 0:21:00.280 all right, but I do? And how bad Chris. It 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:03.800 depends on a couple of things. Really. One of the 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:06.399 main things it depends on is if I've been drinking. 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:11.359 If I've had a couple of bourbons, it's Katie bar 0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:13.560 the door jack. You're you're not gonna want to be 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:18.480 around there, per se. If I haven't had anything to drink, 0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:24.040 there's still some audible snoring. I've woken up a couple 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.240 of times on planes and the wife can't sleep on planes, 0:21:26.480 --> 0:21:28.760 so she glares at me anyway because I'm sleeping and 0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:33.040 she can't, and then she's mortified at the volume that 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:36.959 was coming out of my seat. So not that I'm 0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:38.960 worried about you hearing me snore. I know you know 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:41.399 that now, especially since I just told the entire United 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:44.960 States of America what I'm worried about is you recording 0:21:45.040 --> 0:21:48.199 me snore because our people, here's what our people do. 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:50.600 They'd record it and they'd email the audio into the 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:54.399 show over and over again. Because you're all cruel. You 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:57.240 can join us on the trip. I'm just not telling 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:02.760 you what my itinerary is. Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse. 0:22:02.960 --> 0:22:06.240 We're going for ten days in July. If you want 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:08.400 to go look at the itinera or whatnot, you can. 0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:12.320 This is going to be the final run of it 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:15.240 because there's not enough room for more people. But if 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:19.360 you want in Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse, all right, 0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:24.840 get to some emails, Oracle. I've been listening to your 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:27.920 podcast on iHeartRadio every day since I first found you 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:31.880 because of your last Tucker appearance. I drive a garbage 0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:33.879 truck for a living, and your show provides me with 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:37.240 three hours of intense pleasure every day. I just bought 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:38.879 your book tonight, but I did want to let you 0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:41.840 know there have been times where it has been painfully 0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:45.600 obvious you are eating while talking on the radio. My 0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:49.440 question is, what's your favorite go to mid show snack. 0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:55.320 This is actually false. Allow me to explain. I not 0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:58.399 only don't eat when I'm on the air, I don't 0:22:58.440 --> 0:23:02.080 eat in between show or in between the breaks. Like 0:23:02.160 --> 0:23:05.320 during the breaks, I don't eat. You know that I'm 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:08.399 the menu whisper. Everyone knows that right now, Chris, No 0:23:08.680 --> 0:23:11.560 one or two chips and dip or beef and cheese 0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:14.280 stick doesn't count. But I generally don't do those either 0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:19.080 either between or during the breaks, because I don't know 0:23:19.119 --> 0:23:23.040 what the deal is. It's not when I eat, but 0:23:23.119 --> 0:23:27.200 when I eat and then broadcast. That's what I am, 0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:32.040 because I'm a broadcaster. Anyway. When I eat and then broadcast, 0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.119 I get the burps. So I don't eat. If you 0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:40.840 ever hear anything in my mouth during the show, that's 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:44.119 usually a cough drop of some time, not because I 0:23:44.200 --> 0:23:46.400 have a cough. I'm going to make sure the old 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:50.160 voice box is looped up and ready at all times. Chris, 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.440 why don't you grow up over there? Right? Why don't 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:57.119 you grow up? Gosh? Customs and Border Protection made woke 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:04.440 BLM flyer to sell a right Black History Month. Customs 0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:09.760 in Border patrol made a Black Lives Matter flyer celebrate 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:13.560 Black History Month, just a reminder of how deep the 0:24:13.680 --> 0:24:15.560 rock goes. I'm going to go back to this again 0:24:16.359 --> 0:24:18.840