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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show,

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Speaker 1: where we're gonna get to some things some Americans not

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Speaker 1: doing all that well and some email stuff and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: I just want to I promised you this we were

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Speaker 1: talking about. We're just doing another long walk through what

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Speaker 1: is the communist and how he's actually the search for

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Speaker 1: society's malcontents. That's what communism is, and how we now

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Speaker 1: have all these different quote groups of activists in the

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Speaker 1: country trying to burn it down. Many of them don't

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Speaker 1: realize that they're just suckers, they're just useful idiots. They're

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Speaker 1: just the water. They're just being used to break up

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Speaker 1: the country. Oh you're mad about this, and you're mad

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Speaker 1: about this, and you're mad about that, and you're mad

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Speaker 1: about that. So everything you see is just an effort

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Speaker 1: to destroy the country and our good friends, as he

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Speaker 1: always does. Eurie Besmanov never met him, actually, but Eurie

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Speaker 1: Besmanov KGB defector to America. He laid it out nicely

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Speaker 1: in this little two minute clip which we played several

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Speaker 1: times before, just the little heads up for all you

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Speaker 1: street communists who listened to the show. Yes, you quote

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Speaker 1: civil rights leaders and the LGBTQ stuff and the climate

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Speaker 1: change people in the feminists. I know in the end,

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Speaker 1: you think that you're going to rule, that you're going

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Speaker 1: to be in charge, Well, don't take it from me,

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Speaker 1: take it from Eurie. You're not gonna have anything but

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Speaker 1: a bullet. The same thing was done under the guidance

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Speaker 1: of the Soviet embassy in Hanoi, and same thing I

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Speaker 1: was doing in New Delhi. To my horror, I discovered

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Speaker 1: it in the files where people were doomed to execution.

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Speaker 1: There were names of pross Soviet journalists with whom I

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Speaker 1: was personally friendly. Prot Yes, they were idealistically minded leftists

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Speaker 1: who made several visits to US, and yet the KGB

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Speaker 1: decided that calm revolution or drastic changes in political structure

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Speaker 1: of India, they will have to go. Why is that

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Speaker 1: because they know too much? Simply because it's the useful idiots,

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Speaker 1: the leftists who are idealistically believing in the beauty of

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Speaker 1: Soviet socialists or communists or whatever system. When they get dissillusion,

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Speaker 1: they become the worst enemies. That's why my KGEBE instructors

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Speaker 1: specifically made a point never bother the leftists. Forget about

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Speaker 1: these political prostitutes aim higher. This was my instruction. Try

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Speaker 1: to get into large circulation. Established conservative media reach feelthy

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Speaker 1: each movie makers, intellectual so called academic circles, cynical, ecocentric

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Speaker 1: people who can look into your eyes with angelic expression

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Speaker 1: and tell you a lie. These are the most recruitable people.

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Speaker 1: People who lack moral principles, who are either too greedy

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Speaker 1: or to suffer from self importance. They feel that they

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Speaker 1: matter a lot. These are the people who KGB wanted

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Speaker 1: very much to recruit, but to eliminate the others, to

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Speaker 1: execute the others. Don't they serve some purpose? Wouldn't they

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Speaker 1: be not? They deserve purpose only at the stage of

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Speaker 1: distabilization of a nation. For example, your leftists in the

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Speaker 1: United States, all these professors and all this beautiful civil

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Speaker 1: rights defenders, they are instrumental in the process of the subversion,

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Speaker 1: only to distabilize the nation. When their job is completed,

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Speaker 1: they are not They are not needed anymore. They know

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Speaker 1: too much, some of them. When when they get disillusion

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Speaker 1: when they see that Martis Lenin has come to power,

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Speaker 1: obviously they get offended. They think that they will come

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Speaker 1: to power. That will never happen. Of course, they will

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Speaker 1: be lined up against the wall and shot used simply

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Speaker 1: useful idiots. They knew, they knew the generations of people

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Speaker 1: like this could simply be used to break up America.

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Speaker 1: There's something much more central happening, which is that the

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Speaker 1: history of black Americans is so inconvenient to the narrative

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Speaker 1: of America. M All right, before we go to the emails,

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Speaker 1: let's just do this really quickly here. I just want

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Speaker 1: to make sure I refresh your memory. You know about

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Speaker 1: the Chinese spy balloon just sailed from coast to coast.

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Speaker 1: You know about that? Do you remember? While back? I'd

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Speaker 1: say six months, a year. I don't know. In this

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Speaker 1: political world, it all blends together for us. You do

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Speaker 1: remember that China successfully tested a hypersonic missile, right, I

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Speaker 1: remember it. I remember it like it was yesterday. They

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Speaker 1: successfully tested a hypersonic missile, caught us completely by surprise,

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Speaker 1: completely with our pants. Now I have a statement here.

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Speaker 1: I'm still kind of processing this because the media over

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Speaker 1: the weekend they decided to run with the Biden cover.

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Speaker 1: And what does that Biden cover? Oh, there were balloons

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Speaker 1: they weren't. And now they're scrambling because obviously Mark Esper

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Speaker 1: Well that alone is kind of a big deal. But

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Speaker 1: how does that happen? Well, I have the nora AD

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Speaker 1: General van Herk is his name. Quote, So those balloons.

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Speaker 1: So every day as nora AD commander, it's my responsibility

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Speaker 1: that's a domain awareness gap that we have to figure out.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to go into further details. So

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Speaker 1: just look, I'm certainly not a physicist here, and I

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Speaker 1: missile technology or even balloons. Now I don't even know

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Speaker 1: much about balloons. But if a balloon is able to

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Speaker 1: not penetrate America's airspace, penetrate America's airspace and travel from

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Speaker 1: Alaska to the freaking Eastern seaboard, a balloon is able

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Speaker 1: times before without detection. What would you say, as an

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Speaker 1: We can't even stop a balloon, and the enemy possesses

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Speaker 1: hypersonic missiles. Okay, you know what, Let's just get to

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Speaker 1: some emails. Let's get to some emails. It's too much

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Speaker 1: to think about, Jesse, this guy says, dear oracle. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to short change myself, Chris,

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Speaker 1: as an author, I don't want to be short changed.

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Speaker 1: I often hear you speak about government corruption being the

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Speaker 1: most important issue, No doubt, I agree it's appalling, But

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Speaker 1: I offer the most vital issue is election integrity. Our

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Speaker 1: elections have been systematically and completely altered in the last

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Speaker 1: two election cycles. How do you suggest we address this

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Speaker 1: problem or has that issue been debunked? Tahaha, he knows.

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Speaker 1: I love using that word because the left uses it

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Speaker 1: all the time. It's been debunked. Okay, election integrity talked

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Speaker 1: about it before. Let's talk about it again. We obviously

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Speaker 1: have a big problem what happened, what happened in twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: because there's a lot that's wrong out there, and there's

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Speaker 1: a lot that's right out there, and there's a lot

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Speaker 1: out there that's just kind of confusing. So let's address

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Speaker 1: what did and did not happen. Allow me to burst

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Speaker 1: your bubble right out of the gates. Every election you

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Speaker 1: lost in twenty twenty and twenty twenty two wasn't stolen.

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Speaker 1: That is a stupid, childish argument that only morons believe

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Speaker 1: some stolen. You bet was there some cheating. Absolutely, You

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Speaker 1: precincts in Madison, Wisconsin with one hundred percent voter turnout

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Speaker 1: in the president election, that's not possible. That doesn't happen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there was cheating, I know there was. Obviously there was cheating.

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Speaker 1: There is cheating in elections. What happened in twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: was because of our idiotic, insane, and frankly country suicidal

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Speaker 1: COVID policies. We decided to massively expand mail in voting

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Speaker 1: provided Democrats with the opportunity to take something they've been

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Speaker 1: know how to count ballots, they know how to harvest ballots,

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Speaker 1: my liberty. And in the end it lost. It costs

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Speaker 1: them elections. To be honest with you, no, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: Democrats figured out many different ways to cheat. That's a problem.

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Speaker 1: So where are we now? What do we do about it?

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Speaker 1: There is some cheating again, Not every election you lost

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Speaker 1: be addressed. Well. I have good news and bad news

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Speaker 1: for you. The good news is we can address it.

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Speaker 1: The bad news is it's not near as simple as

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Speaker 1: but here's what you get a lot when you start

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Speaker 1: This is what you get. Oh, we did to stop it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well what does that mean? Well, we got a bannit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who bann what? Well, the states have to pass laws, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Pennsylvania is run by Democrats, Michigan's run by democrats. You

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Speaker 1: Come on, now, let's grow up and walk into the

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Speaker 1: real world in the art of the possible. But that's

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Speaker 1: Before we get to that, let's get to this. Let's

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Speaker 1: get to Janet Yellen saying, quote, you don't have a

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Speaker 1: recession when the employment unemployment is at a fifty three

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Speaker 1: Are you putting your money and things you can touch

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Speaker 1: Do you have real estate? Jesse, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. Done for you real estate. Our friends

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Speaker 1: have done for you real estate. They know everything about it.

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Speaker 1: Go to done for you Jesse dot com. Done for you,

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Speaker 1: Jesse dot com. Protect your money. He doesn't care if

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Speaker 1: you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Reminding you you

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Speaker 1: can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Someone had a question about election integrity, and what I said,

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Speaker 1: just to catch you up real quick, is we get

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Speaker 1: all the time people who are understandably I'm not dogging

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Speaker 1: on it earned about election integrity. But you ask them

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Speaker 1: Pennsylvania passes its own election laws. Michigan passes its own

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Speaker 1: election laws. California, the states passed their own election laws.

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Speaker 1: These blue states, blue legislatures, blue governors, blue ags, they're

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Speaker 1: not interested in passing election integrity laws. Gee, I wonder why.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do laugh about and people are like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's no cheating. The House of Representatives under Nancy Pelosi,

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Speaker 1: one of the first bills they proposed was HR one.

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Speaker 1: You remember that. It basically made federal and permanent all

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Speaker 1: the COVID election rules. Gee, I wonder why they did that. Gee,

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine why it's there anyway anyway, But so

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Speaker 1: guy right now, De santist can. I haven't seen any

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Speaker 1: evidence of that. Now, I haven't seen any evidency. Can't.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know that you understand how much heat

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Speaker 1: we're talking. You understand we're talking about an impeachment, right,

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Speaker 1: We're talking not just heat. In impeachment, in order to

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Speaker 1: save the military, you'd have to fire enough people. You'd

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Speaker 1: be impeached as a national security threat by Republicans and Democrats.

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Speaker 1: So De Santis would really I don't know that Trump would.

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Speaker 1: Trump's on record say he didn't fire Fouchi because the

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Speaker 1: left would have been mad. What do you think he

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Speaker 1: would do with a third impeachment on the docket. I

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Speaker 1: don't think the guy exists who has the willpower to

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Speaker 1: get it done. That's not meant to bring you down.

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Speaker 1: It's just meant to remind everybody, including myself, we really

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Speaker 1: need to focus on local because I don't think a

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Speaker 1: lot of this can be saved. What Chris, I could

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Speaker 1: do it, Yeah, but I could never get elected. No,

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Speaker 1: I could do it, and I would do it, but

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Speaker 1: I could never get elected. I'm far to the right

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Speaker 1: would recoil in horror at the things I would. I

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I believe I know the direction

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Speaker 1: wouldn't give a crap. How much complaining there was from anybody,

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Speaker 1: the media or anywhere else means nothing to me. That sucks,

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Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Speaking of the rear

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Speaker 1: admiral here, he is. The presumption has got to be

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Speaker 1: that the Chinese were able to gather intelligence hovering over

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Speaker 1: the United States for day after day, especially over some

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Speaker 1: of these sensitive sites. I'm sure there's a similar presumption

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Speaker 1: about what spy satellites do. That is well outside of

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Speaker 1: my lane. I'm just glad that nobody was heard as

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Speaker 1: this thing came down. Yeah, we'd sure hate for the

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Speaker 1: mayor of South Bend, who's now the Transportation secretary to

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Speaker 1: do something that's out of his lane. Everything's out of

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Speaker 1: his lane except for eating corn on the God. I

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Speaker 1: will say that there have been so many accomplishments under

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Speaker 1: this administration it can be difficult to list them in

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Speaker 1: a distilled way. So many accomplishments. One of the things

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Speaker 1: that does make me very pleased as a bad person,

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Speaker 1: as you well know, as a bad person, this thing

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Speaker 1: pleases me greatly. I love when detestable people embarrass themselves.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a bad thing about myself. The Rear

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Speaker 1: Admiral's never going to be president now. He thinks he

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Speaker 1: gave him transportation secretaries. He was being a good little boy,

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Speaker 1: and everything he does now is simply a big, gigantic

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Speaker 1: butt kissing thing because he wants to go back and

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Speaker 1: try to be president again. But he can never be president,

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Speaker 1: and once he fails once again in a primary badly,

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Speaker 1: and he will I like to think that the Rear

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Speaker 1: Admiral was going to look back on all the times

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Speaker 1: I'd like to think he's going to look back on

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Speaker 1: this and be still in bed. I will say that

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Speaker 1: there have been so many accomplishments under this administration it

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Speaker 1: can be difficult to list them in a distilled way.

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Speaker 1: That's really the problem. You see, Americans hate Joe Biden's

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Speaker 1: presidency because there's just too many accomplishments. All right, all right, enough,

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Speaker 1: don't forget. If you miss any part of the show,

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Speaker 1: you can down the whole download the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify,

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Speaker 1: and iTunes. Was forgot? We have a new SoundBite from

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Speaker 1: Senator Cucumber of Pennsylvania. We should all support replacing the

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Speaker 1: lead pipes and ensuring that everyone has clean, safe, clean

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Speaker 1: drinking work her waters. All right, we have headlines I

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Speaker 1: didn't get to in a couple more emails. Next, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Oracle. Love this one. He's a screen baby.

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, Ye Kelly Show. Final segment of

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. If you want to email the show,

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Speaker 1: you can email me at Jesse kellybook dot com. Oh

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, gosh, that's not the email address of

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Speaker 1: the show. Chris, what a screw up? On my part.

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Speaker 1: That's where you can pre order the Anti Communist Manifesto

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Speaker 1: now that comes out on June sixth, and anything you

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Speaker 1: order now will go towards getting us on the New

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Speaker 1: York Times bestseller list and making the Communist matter. I

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Speaker 1: didn't mean to give out that website. It's not Jesse

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Speaker 1: kellybook dot com. Ignore that unless you want to go

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Speaker 1: buy the book. If the email addresses Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. All right, Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. Here's Janet yellow COVID pandemic and all

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Speaker 1: the stress that placed on the economy and then Russia's

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Speaker 1: war in Ukraine that boosted food and energy prices. Americans

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Speaker 1: are concerned about inflation, and it's been President Biden's top

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Speaker 1: priority to bring it down. But really we have a

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Speaker 1: strong and resilient economy. I know President Biden will talk

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Speaker 1: about that. As you mentioned the unemployment rate, is it

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Speaker 1: a fifty three year low? Yeah, that's all they do

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Speaker 1: is lie about everything. All right, forget about these people.

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Speaker 1: Do your oversized pink flower. I think you should do

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Speaker 1: a history lesson on Chesty Puller. And I feel like

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Speaker 1: a coward for not joining the Marines after high school.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted to, but I didn't have a girlfriend

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Speaker 1: to write home to, and then I got hooked on

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Speaker 1: drugs soon after. I'm clean. Now I'm too old to serve.

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Speaker 1: So you could do on a history lesson on Eugene

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Speaker 1: sledge Hammer. Those men deserve more recognition than they got Fellas.

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Speaker 1: I'll say this to you again. I understand. I understand

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Speaker 1: the male inclination to sign up for the military and serve.

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Speaker 1: And every guy wants a sword or a gun in

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Speaker 1: his hand at some point in time. It's human nature.

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Speaker 1: That's how God made you. It's a good thing. Don't

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Speaker 1: in the military. It ain't for everybody. And you're not

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Speaker 1: to serve. You had a different role in life, different

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Speaker 1: lot in life. This guy already beat drug addiction. That's

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Speaker 1: more important than joining the Marines. No, there ain't no

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Speaker 1: shame and going through but bad stuff, rough stuff. You

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Speaker 1: came out of it all right. Jesse. On Thursday's show,

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Speaker 1: I heard you say the French fry was the highest

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Speaker 1: form of potato. I've been listening for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard you say something more offensive. The wedge

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Speaker 1: is clearly the most superior, followed by the tater top.

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Speaker 1: Oh even that that, when it's at its best, the

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Speaker 1: mashed potato is better than the French fry. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: let's address the end of it. Mashed potatoes are disgusting.

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Speaker 1: And since I'm not seventy five years old and expanding

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Speaker 1: the eighteen fifties, I don't like mashed potatoes. That's one. Two.

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Speaker 1: Tater tots are great. Wedges suck. Did I order a

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Speaker 1: baked potato? If I wanted to baked potato, I would

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Speaker 1: have ordered a baked potato. I didn't. I wanted to fry.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me those are better. You know what else sucks?

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Speaker 1: Your cell phone services VERI, Verizon sucks, and AT and

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Speaker 1: T sucks, and T Mobile sucks. And maybe you're sitting

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Speaker 1: there right now saying, but Jesse, my coverage is fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually not talking about the coverage at all. I

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Speaker 1: know the coverage is fine. Talking about the values. Man,

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Speaker 1: You're spending money every month, You're sending them money every month,

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Speaker 1: and they take your money and they run these ad

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Speaker 1: campaigns that make you want a vomit. We say we

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Speaker 1: care about these culture wars, and then we fund the

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Speaker 1: enemy of the culture wars. You can switch to pure talk.

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Speaker 1: You get the same coverage, same five ten networks, one

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Speaker 1: of the big guys. You save a fortune and they

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Speaker 1: have your values instead. Doesn't that sound better? Go to

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Speaker 1: pure talk dot com or you know what? Do this?

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Speaker 1: This is easier. Dial pound two five zero and say,

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, that's the easiest thing to do. Pick up

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Speaker 1: your cell phone dial pound two five zero and say,

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, that'll save you even more money? What switch?

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Speaker 1: All right? All right, and now here's a headline you

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Speaker 1: know do you know the thing headlines we didn't get

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Speaker 1: to you. The gas stove debate is heating up again

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Speaker 1: after government proposes new standards. Huh remember remember which very

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Speaker 1: handsome and symmetrical world famoust what Chris what handsome and

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Speaker 1: symmetrical world famous author came on here and said they're

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Speaker 1: telling you to stop freaking out about it, but it's

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Speaker 1: and that it's stupid, But that's because it's actually already

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Speaker 1: policy that's about to be implemented. Do you remember when

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Speaker 1: that guy said that his name starts with the jay Chris,

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Speaker 1: what's his name? I forget? Oh, hold on, I think

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Speaker 1: I have it ready. Now it's journalist Jesse. There's just

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Speaker 1: no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby. Jesse. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. That's

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Speaker 1: the guy. That's the guy. By the way, Chris Quickside notes, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: we'll get back to headlines in a second. Somebody wrote in.

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Speaker 1: Somebody wrote in that we need one of those for history, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: We totally need one of those for history, Jesse, Chris Michael,

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Speaker 1: let's put together said look, just like we did for

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Speaker 1: the journalist one, let's get together with the legions of

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Speaker 1: fans to have their voice, not my voice, in there

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Speaker 1: because we have so many people who want to be

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Speaker 1: part of this whole thing. I support this absolutely. Yelling

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Speaker 1: you don't have a recession. Sixty four percent of Americans

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Speaker 1: are worse off now four decade high. Oh, not only

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Speaker 1: is there a recession coming, it's gonna be a spicy one.

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Speaker 1: Italy Warren's hacker's targeting known server vulnerability. That sounds like

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Speaker 1: a lot of technical words. What should you take that?

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Speaker 1: As you should take it as as virtually everything in

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Speaker 1: your life it's somehow connected to the Internet now, and

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Speaker 1: not only bad criminals, but bad state actors realize this,

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Speaker 1: and they understand. Countries like China, Oh I don't know,

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Speaker 1: countries like China that fly emp balloons over your country

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Speaker 1: realize that it really wouldn't take that much to cripple

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Speaker 1: a nation. Cripple a nation. California announces legislation to deal

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Speaker 1: with gun violence Supreme Court ruling on concealed carry. I

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Speaker 1: love how you can tell just by the headline what

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Speaker 1: kind of a new source it is, legislation to deal

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Speaker 1: with gun violence. Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what it is. No,

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Speaker 1: California is getting ready to pass even more gun control.

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Speaker 1: So all you wonderful Californians who listen to my show,

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Speaker 1: and you have to live in that horror every single

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Speaker 1: day as they pass a new law that you hate,

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Speaker 1: just because California's paradise, which it absolutely is. It gets

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Speaker 1: worse from here, get out. Florida Governor Ronda Santis revokes

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Speaker 1: Venues liquor license for allowing miners to attend drag shows.

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Speaker 1: That is how it must be done now. I wish

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Speaker 1: we lived in a country where you didn't have to

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Speaker 1: ban child drag shows. That shouldn't be something your nation

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Speaker 1: should need to ban. That should be kind of a given. No, billy,

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Speaker 1: we're not actually dressing up so you can go down

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Speaker 1: and put dollar bills in Trina's thong. Nevertheless, that is

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Speaker 1: the country we do live in. So good for Ronda

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Speaker 1: Santis for doing it, Joe Biden. Not for Vladimir putin

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Speaker 1: twenty percent of Ukraine to end the war. That seems

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Speaker 1: like a pretty good deal for everybody, I mean, not

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Speaker 1: so much Ukraine. I guess I would guess Zelinski was

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Speaker 1: not involved in those negotiations. Can you imagine Selinski's sitting

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Speaker 1: thing with our money and our weapons, and Biden comes

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Speaker 1: back in. Hey, good news, we put an end of

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Speaker 1: the war. There is some bad news though. These people

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Speaker 1: are gonna have to move because this is Russia now,

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Speaker 1: all right, quit You can email the show Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show comp. Keep your chin up. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow. That's all. H