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Speaker 1: Is talking about it. Yeah, they talk better than they say.

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Speaker 1: You tell me about it.

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Speaker 2: These are the radio blogs on The Fresh Show. So

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Speaker 2: like writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

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Speaker 1: We call them blogs. Kick key you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who dear blog?

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Speaker 3: So I got a phone call yesterday from one of

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Speaker 3: my nephews. He's five years old. His name is Dylan.

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Speaker 3: He actually facetimed me, and you know when we picked up,

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Speaker 3: he was like, hey, you know that thousand dollars that

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Speaker 3: you gave me, My dad.

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Speaker 1: Stole it exactly.

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Speaker 2: Hold on a second, when did you give how old

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Speaker 2: is your You're not and you gave him a thousand dollars?

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Speaker 3: No, So I gave him fifty dollars for his birthday,

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Speaker 3: and I gave it to him in all singles.

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Speaker 1: That's my new party trol. Yeah, okay, because it looks

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Speaker 1: like a lot of money. It looks like a lot

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Speaker 1: of money.

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Speaker 3: So with all the young nephews that I have, I

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Speaker 3: give them fifty bucks, but I do it in singles,

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Speaker 3: so it's like a stack of cash. And I handed

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Speaker 3: in to him and apparently he thought it was one

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars. So he's been telling everybody like my aunt

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Speaker 3: gave me a thousand dollars, and I'm like, I just

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Speaker 3: love this for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, that's how I do things, except when

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Speaker 2: the next nephew, because you got how.

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Speaker 1: Many of them?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Seven?

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Speaker 2: Except when the next one finds out about the thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars and they're gonna be the ones that can count exactly.

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Speaker 3: So the ones I cand count, they get they get

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Speaker 3: different things, right. But the ones that are little that

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Speaker 3: I can get away with this. This is my party

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Speaker 3: trick because I remember as a kid, there was always

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Speaker 3: one uncle and every time I saw him, he would

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Speaker 3: give me singles, and I thought I had so much money,

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Speaker 3: so I pulled this trick off with them all the time.

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Speaker 3: So he's been telling everybody that I gave him a

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars, and then he called me to tell me

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Speaker 3: that his dad stole it. As a kid, what are

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Speaker 3: you gonna do with all these singles? So of course

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Speaker 3: my brother takes it, puts it away or whatever, but

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Speaker 3: in his mind, he stole it. And so it just

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Speaker 3: reminded me like when I was a kid, I felt

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Speaker 3: this exact same way. When my uncle would give me

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Speaker 3: some money, my mom would take it and like, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna put this up for you.

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Speaker 1: I never saw that money again. I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, money.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you know, my parents, they may

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Speaker 2: have paid for my house in school, and food and

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Speaker 2: toil and water and you know whatever else, vacations and

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Speaker 2: everything clothes. I'd like a full accounting of where all

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Speaker 2: those twenty five fifty dollars savings bonds and I.

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Speaker 1: Was given when I was a kid. I'd like a

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Speaker 1: full accounting.

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Speaker 2: Yes, somebody get Ernst and youngs in here or whatever,

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Speaker 2: and I'd like to know where, you know, Nana's twenty

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Speaker 2: dollars bill went, because it seemed to just disappear into

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Speaker 2: the ether somewhere. Right.

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Speaker 3: You would have a birthday party and then a lot

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Speaker 3: of people just give you money and cards, and then

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Speaker 3: like was she like, I'm putting this up, where is

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Speaker 3: my money?

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Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, where is my money?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So my nephew is ahead of his time.

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Speaker 3: He wants all account for all of his thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: that he got, which was really fifty dollars, but he

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Speaker 3: would like us to keep account And I just think

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Speaker 3: this is hilarious that he feels like his father robbed him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So what did you say to the five year

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Speaker 2: old when you give him fifty bucks, like here, here's

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Speaker 2: ten of it, or here's five and you can go

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Speaker 2: buy a toy because they don't really understand what fifty

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Speaker 2: gets them or how do you do that?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: So what I do is I will go to the

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Speaker 3: currency exchange, get the stack of singles with the little

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Speaker 3: band and around. Can I just come and all of

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Speaker 3: them have a birthday in like July, so we'll usually

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Speaker 3: do something together. So I'll just come and I'll hit

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Speaker 3: him with a stack of cash for you, stack of

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Speaker 3: cash for.

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Speaker 1: You, And I'm like, oh my gosh, she is so rich.

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Speaker 1: It's one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: But still, you know, to them it's a it's a

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars and I feel like, you know, this is.

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Speaker 2: What do they get to spend it though? Like or

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Speaker 2: does it just go away and it's never to be

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Speaker 2: seen again.

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Speaker 3: They're supposed to be spending it, but to my knowledge,

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Speaker 3: my brother is out here stealing thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, next time you go to the bar with your brother,

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Speaker 2: see if he's paying one exactly, because then you'll know

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Speaker 2: exactly what's going more fresh shell.

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Speaker 3: Next come