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Speaker 1: Fuck all right, listen, we're gonna have a little fun,

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Speaker 1: Land that's you go. What's up, guys? What's happy? Stand?

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Speaker 1: you had cold before you came about. I'm sure that's

419
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Speaker 1: a beer. I know. People say, go swimming. I've never

420
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Speaker 1: been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than

421
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: a half an hour since I last eight No, No,

422
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I could swim. I'm buoyant. Can you actually swim? This

423
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: guy literally black? Yeah? People kids, but but but I

424
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: grew up with like I remember one time we were

425
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: having a conversation. This is and somehow another was like

426
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: having a discussion about swimming, and I was like, you

427
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: remember a swimming conversation because just the first person I

428
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: ever met was can't swim? Literally you probably can't swimming phobia? Yeah,

429
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: I mean do you need that? In New York? You

430
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: don't need to swim un this of course the Gambinos

431
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: story in the river, you need to swim, but you

432
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that. I do. I'm usuallynee

433
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: deep and pussy at the old gluten bar. No, I

434
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: I don't go to the gym. You are you a

435
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: workout guy? You're a work I mean, I mean and

436
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: now I haven't been like that guy guy every yeah,

437
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: I do. Like my yoga I got thrown out of

438
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: yoga because my mantra the edword at you. I'm like, guys, hey,

439
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: PC police, Sorry, yeah you're laugh to see. Motherfucker's don't

440
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: know what to laugh? What do you think about this?

441
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: How long have you been doing comedy? Like professionally, I've

442
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: been in this business. I've been a comedian for thirty years.

443
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: I've been doing comedy for about two now thirty years. Literally,

444
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if I was nineteen when I started.

445
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: So what do you think? Is? What is you? Because

446
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: you you you play it close, you go over the edge,

447
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: you fucking hop scotch over, you double dutch the edge

448
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: like you come back and forth? What is your take

449
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: on this whole? Like where we are now? Because where

450
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: we are now, like we have podcasts, we have social media,

451
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: we have I mean, there's so many different forms where

452
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: you could say more than you ever could say, but

453
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: the ramifications of what you say are tighter than ever.

454
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: It's like a crazy thing because you can say what

455
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: you want. Then people get offended by more than ever

456
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: something believable. Well, political correctness is the direct enemy of comedy,

457
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's the enemy of it. You get when

458
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Chris Rock stops doing colleges, that's that's I mean, he

459
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: stopped doing colleges. That means a lot, because I mean

460
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: Rock could say, well he did he him and the

461
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: Chappelle and Colin Quinn. I don't. I'll give you an example.

462
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: Here's the political correctness there. Me, Nick Depolla and Colin

463
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: Quinn were playing George Washington University a few years ago.

464
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: Last college I ever did. They had a deaf interpreter

465
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: woman on stage and I said, well, that's disconcerting. I

466
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: can't do my act. I go ask if there's any

467
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: deaf people out there. I said, you have to do it.

468
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: I can't. You know. She goes like this, there were

469
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: no deaf people. I said, well, you could leave, we'll

470
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: pay you. We don't need you here. You know, she

471
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: had to stay. The sorority made her stay. She had

472
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: to say everything that we said verbatim. So I got mad,

473
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: and uh, I asked her on stage what the death

474
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: word was for pussy. I swear to God, my hand

475
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: to God, this is the this is the death sign

476
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: for pussy triangle. So after every job, after every joke

477
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: I did for no reason, I said pussy, pussy at

478
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: the end, I said pussy fifty times in a row.

479
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: It was like my Rosalina, it was my pussy show

480
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: us out an orgasm. So now that's how a dumb

481
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: comic like me. The Colin Quinn comes out and he

482
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: says a joke, the bombs. The joke bombs. She interprets

483
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: the joke, doesn't get any laughs. He walks over to

484
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: a hit her on the head and goes, is this

485
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: thing on? And we were not paid for the night

486
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: they tried to sue us for obscenity. This is two

487
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: thousand four, and that's when it was starting. Like there

488
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: was a deaf interpreter on stage, and because Colin tapped

489
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: her on the head and says, it's this thing on,

490
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: we didn't get paid, which and I like to look

491
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: at people are and this one is your apprehensive to

492
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: laugh at that, like it's a fucking joke. Class The

493
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: worst is like the worst is when a guy is

494
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: with a girl and the girl doesn't laugh, and he's

495
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: looking at her for permission to laugh, and I'm like,

496
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: I just I gotta leave because what offends you at

497
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: twenty if you're a twenty five year old man, what offend?

498
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: What could a comedian possibly say? Sam Kinnison would have

499
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 1: had been beating my mother with a salami on stage

500
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: and still that I would have went you a little loud,

501
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: let it go for you know, But when I say

502
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: something about it that your guy's moaning. The thing for

503
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: me is people like people will say to me still

504
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: to this day, and I'm not talking. I'm not like

505
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,719
Speaker 1: I'm in a fourth grade class, you know, like they

506
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: get offended, not even if you say it at them.

507
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: Why do you say funk so much? Why do you

508
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: say funk so much? And I'm like, I've been dealing

509
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: with natural. I don't understand why that's say my mom,

510
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: she's in here, SI, mom, did I have What was

511
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: the first time I said fuck, m dude? I thought

512
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: she said it was too big? When the motherfucker came out. Yeah,

513
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: I know that's gonna say. Some people come out going

514
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: you know, well, my doctor yelled it. I never go

515
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: to mafia doctor. When you came out and called me

516
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: a pansy. I'm gonna come out later, get a show

517
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: on Bravo. Well though the the game that again the

518
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: gay people who want to quiet, I got another gets

519
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: gay Kevin Spacey. That's when he came out, right we

520
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: we If we didn't, did nobody knew that he wanted tickets?

521
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: He wanted ticket to the Little League World Series? Uh?

522
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 1: Oh that you laugh? Actually I got big news. I'm

523
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 1: the new Jared from Subway. I'm charing in the subway. Now.

524
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: The audition was easy. It was two questions, do you

525
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: want to lose weight? And have you ever sucked the kids?

526
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,479
Speaker 1: And the answers no to both. But don't you think

527
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: we want? First of all, Harvey Weinstein? Did you ever

528
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: work with Harvey Weinstein? Uh? No, had I came across

529
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: when I came on the First of all, the headlines

530
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: should be Harvey Weinstein showers what it can find the

531
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: W shower at the W Hotel I camp. But uh,

532
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be known as the mark where

533
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: everything at. Like now, Kevin Spacey, it's gonna all forget it.

534
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: They're gonna unturn the rocks. I mean, don't you think

535
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: Hollywood has run by scumbags. It's always been that way.

536
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that Hollywood has norn by scumbags.

537
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: But also I think that you know, the the the

538
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: coffee shop on the corner has scumbags. I think that,

539
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's of have the ability to audition fifty

540
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: kids a day to work the fryer somehow like somehow

541
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: or another, like Hollywood has been so sort of this

542
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: like as if this is a new thing or I mean,

543
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: really have desirable jobs. Like I said, like, no one's

544
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: gonna watch. But like if you work in a transit authority,

545
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: there's a guy who's running sit down there that's you know,

546
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: doing things that using this day, I think there's there's

547
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: somebody in the back downstairs doing it. But no one's

548
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: gonna watch you shower to get a job taking to

549
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: you want to be in pulp fiction, they might watch

550
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: a shower. I agree. I would have the wheel of

551
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: of hell like shower, ship shave and uh come on shave.

552
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: Uh imagine watching him shower, like I mean that the

553
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: guy looks like the thing you know is yeah I do,

554
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: and uh I'll be in his next film right now.

555
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: Now we'll start giving you part. His nickname for me

556
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: is the lufa think about disgusting a human being has

557
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: to be to ask a young chick that that is

558
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: just terrible. And there's so many mini Mani manni mani

559
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: mani casting guy. I never got over the casting couch,

560
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: except not even to take home for with me. Young

561
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: women are Some women are so afraid because they don't know, like,

562
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: say you're a comedy like an Adam Sandler comedy or something.

563
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: If you're the blonde and that you're expendable, you can

564
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: get any So those girls I feel bad for them

565
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: because they must go. If the guy asked me to

566
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: fund him, I gotta sunk them otherwise, you know, but

567
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: now you gotta be If you're gonna be a whore,

568
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: you gotta be a smart whore. Don't suck me. No,

569
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: I can't get you in the movie. No, you gotta

570
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: you gotta funk. You know the head of paramount now

571
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: who he is to point them out? You gotta suck me.

572
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: You want to know how a barabout is blown? Poor women?

573
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: I can't believe women. I think that's why women, you know,

574
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: like actresses, they're susceptible to going nuts because like as

575
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: a guy. I mean there's pressure. You get rejected, you audition,

576
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: you get fired, you blah blah blah blah blah, you

577
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: get parts, you don't get parts. But as a woman like,

578
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: people say, well, actresses are crazy and show but the

579
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: actresses are crazy, but it can make you nuts. Well, actually, Jude,

580
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: good for hers. She came out and finally and said,

581
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: fuck him. You know the guy wanted me to watch

582
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: him shower and Gwyneth pal joke, I guess watched them shower.

583
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: Everybody got a part, right, I mean, doesn't make you

584
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: think of John Travolta watched them shower Cruise. John Travalta

585
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: got Tom Cruise, watched them How harder can you turn around?

586
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: Watch them skeet in the pot, the flower pot. If

587
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: Travolta watched him shower, I think that Kelly Preston is

588
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: gonna be very It's gonna be more. There's gonna be

589
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: a lot more. There's gonna be a lot more. And

590
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what a woman like people say, like,

591
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm a heroin addict recovering. Are you yeah, I'm recovering?

592
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: Are you holding? He looked like he got a bag.

593
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: That guy's a crystal meth. He got that crystal meth?

594
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: Who's that loup? Crystal? Crystal meth is a good drug

595
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: if you need to walk to St. Louis one weekend,

596
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: if walking to St. Louis is on your to do list,

597
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: I get some. I get some meth. But so good now,

598
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: right right now, right now, I him, but I'll be

599
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: out later. No, No, I've been okay for a little while,

600
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: but the withdrawals it's a terrible thing. But I don't

601
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: judge anybody who had it. Like people say to me,

602
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: I always had money when I got into heroin. I

603
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: never had to steal anything. Blah blah blah. People say

604
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: to me, are and have you ever sucked a dick

605
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: for heroin? And I say uh, I say no, But

606
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: then again, no one's ever asked. I always got no.

607
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: You know, I got a hundred bucks and stuff. Instead

608
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: of blowing you, I got money. If the money runs out, exactly,

609
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: I dude, I'm not I hit for the right team.

610
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: The homophobic thing you can't make, and gay people have

611
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: a tough too, because in the closet thing you gotta

612
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: lie about that. It's a terrible life. I'm glad that

613
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: is a good thing. That you don't have to live

614
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: that lie anymore. So I got something to say, right

615
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: the protect you're like, I'm I'm a guinea and the

616
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: brothers of the Italians are the same with the home

617
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: the homophobic. Like my father used to tell me, there's

618
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: two types of guys. There's gay guys in homophobia, because

619
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: there's guys who don't mind sucking dick, and there's guys

620
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: who were scared to death. I fall in the ladder.

621
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: But now where are you on that? Did did you drop?

622
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 1: Would you ever kiss a guy in a movie on

623
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: the lips? I? I mean I would do it, but

624
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: I never listen look at me. I'm not like they're

625
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 1: gonna be like Heath Ledger, Gillenhole, Rappaport, like you wanted

626
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 1: to take something. I auditioned for Brokeback Mountain. I fucked

627
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Speaker 1: the ship out a jack, killing all you still didn't

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Speaker 1: get the pilot flipped them all over, fucked his mouth.

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Speaker 1: There's asked every like I said, come on, Jake, take that, Jake,

630
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Speaker 1: let me laugh. Why don't we laugh all a bull?

631
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: That movie should have a warning on a thirty two

632
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Speaker 1: minutes in two guys fuck. It's a typical Western for

633
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Speaker 1: half an hour, like it's it's just like where's Rene's other, Like,

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Speaker 1: where's a hot chick? They fuck? Then all of this

635
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden one night, it's a little rainy out.

636
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Speaker 1: Before you know, it's like Jason coming out of the punk.

637
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Speaker 1: I didn't get the part, but Childen Hawk got Childen

638
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Speaker 1: Hawk got hurt. Peas you sucked him up. I fucked

639
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Speaker 1: him up, her moaning pic check, chilling off fans. Fuck

640
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Speaker 1: you have have you ever? Have you ever had to

641
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Speaker 1: kiss somebody? I've never even had times like that comedic

642
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Speaker 1: moment of kissing somebody wouldn't would do it if it

643
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Speaker 1: was the right part, you wort mean, if it was

644
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Speaker 1: the right you know, I played a skin I played,

645
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Speaker 1: I played I'm a jew who played the skinhead. Now

646
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Speaker 1: you're you're you're a great actor. But but you know,

647
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Speaker 1: like if it's the right they'd have to be like like,

648
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Speaker 1: you know, I've done movies where you kind of think

649
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Speaker 1: maybe it's sort of might be a good movie. If

650
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Speaker 1: I was gonna do a part like that, it goes hey,

651
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Speaker 1: I would want it to make sure like the ingredients.

652
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Speaker 1: I love you so much, you're so likable and kissing that.

653
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: I was mad Nicholas Gage, who killed you? I was,

654
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to see more of this guy,

655
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Speaker 1: and you played an ass a thank you? But I

656
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: did you about Helena? Did she get straight? She's straight?

657
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: I think she's straight. She she was, she was cool.

658
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: I mean she she I remember when I did that

659
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: movie Helen with Kissing Death and Helena was in it,

660
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: and and and this is like nineties something. She read

661
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: the newspaper all the time, and I had a big

662
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: blow off for me. It is like check to read

663
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: the sports section. It was like that, like the literary

664
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: Times and the like I just did. Had that newspaper smell?

665
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Speaker 1: I remember how the newspaper it doesn't smell s the

666
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Speaker 1: act of the lines and Aqueductor just smell like pussy

667
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: when I want uh. Don't you think though she's trying

668
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: to ignore you or that's a pretentious thing, like like

669
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: I don't want anything to do. I'm reading my literary No, no, no.

670
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Speaker 1: She was cool with me. But I just remember being

671
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Speaker 1: like this. I wasn't interested in a row, but I

672
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Speaker 1: just I always remember her reading the newspaper all that.

673
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: Did you have kissed her? David Caruso David Cruz and

674
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Speaker 1: we wild you're up here, while he's clearly wilder. I

675
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Speaker 1: don't one of them, and my man already got the

676
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: crack hand new balance or I don't know what that means.

677
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: I don't read ship. No, that means, that means trapped.

678
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: That means my diabetic fucking uncle lovely a sneakers. I

679
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Speaker 1: got bell Crow sneakers, and that means it's over the

680
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Speaker 1: pedic sneakers, Harvard. I'd love to watch a shower. My

681
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: feet are killing me. Can I blow? Helen Hunt? I

682
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: love last name rhymes with duty. Uh So the Judd

683
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: Apatow show, it's coming back, It's coming back. It's called

684
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: Crashing and Dope show. I play myself. It's easy, literally yourself.

685
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: I mean myself is a version of you. Well it's

686
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: a it's a nicer version. Uh No. I play a

687
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: guy who's kind of Pete Homes is a comic and

688
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: I I were we look so different and uh we

689
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: are different and uh and I just teach him the ropes.

690
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: But I'm you know, I'm me. I'm a drug addict

691
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: and I try to get him to swallow drugs to

692
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Speaker 1: shoot out. I wrote an episode where he's a drug

693
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: mule and he swallows drugs for me and I see

694
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: him eating cheese and I get mad at him. I'm like,

695
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: get some tale and uh he can't shoot it out,

696
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: and uh that's how it ends. Are you Are you

697
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: having a good time doing it? I love it. I've

698
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: never been on something that got good reviews. I've been

699
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: in fifteen movies. I got a total of four stars.

700
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: Norm McDonald and I did a movie called Dirty Works.

701
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: It's a true story. Kids come up to me and say,

702
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: all d dirty Work is my favorite movie of all time.

703
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, you really should rent zebra Head. But and barely.

704
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: Uh my hometown paper told said this about true story

705
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: about my performance. Like guy said, Artie Lange has all

706
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: the charm of a date rapist. And here's how Norm

707
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: McDonald cheered me up. He goes, hey, man, that's fucking great.

708
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: A date rapist has to have way more charm than

709
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: are regular rapist right days. Has to get a date.

710
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: You gotta get a date. And I my mother heard

711
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: that him burst into tears. That was the review that

712
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: so what did you think about I didn't talk about this,

713
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: but because I was like, I was a little this

714
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: is this political correctness because jun appata obviously, I know

715
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Speaker 1: j appato is. He's a very politically correct guy. But

716
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Speaker 1: he's a very he's a very good guys. I'm working

717
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Speaker 1: I'm working on the most liberal charctor of all time,

718
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Speaker 1: Ashley Judd Appataw. I thought that would get more no,

719
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Speaker 1: but so so he had come out. He obviously idolizes

720
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Speaker 1: ju Appatow like, who has he done? Knocked up? H

721
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Speaker 1: My four year old virgin produces everything. Producers are bridesmaids,

722
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: you know, and all the TV shows, every single TV show, girls,

723
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: this one which we should have named white Girls. Uh no,

724
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: exactly what happened there? What they do with you? Julianni

725
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: came here with a shrouble us. If he's connected, I

726
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: can't sell it. But is he connected? Who the funk knows?

727
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: But a comedian, a great comedian named Kurt Metzker said

728
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: girls should have been girls with a question mark. Yeah, Jesus,

729
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: that would have killed the nineteen seven eight Again, I

730
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: don't even remember the question anyway, your political corrector. It

731
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: was something about the political But anyway, you're you're digging

732
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: the show. Yes, I love doing it. Judd gave me.

733
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Speaker 1: It's like the job of a lifetime jud and p

734
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: really let me. I never have been there good in

735
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: anything either uh, because you're playing something like it's the

736
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: best part, or you're playing something so close to you,

737
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: or it's just timing close to me, I think. And

738
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: I got a lot to say. Like you said, just

739
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: tell tell this guy about your life, about how funked

740
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: up the world could be it? You know, I did

741
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: three I did three months in l A County jail.

742
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: Did you really did? For possession of coke? And I

743
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: took a swing in a l A cop And I

744
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: didn't know that. Try showering in between a blood and

745
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: the crip who were man at each other. Uh that

746
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: was that was that was happening to be fat and

747
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: ugly in my fucking life. Uh so what what? What was?

748
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: I didn't know that? So? What was? What was the

749
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: key to three worst things during your three months in

750
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 1: the town? Here's the key, Here's the key to surviving

751
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: in jail. The first day you want to give a

752
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:27,479
Speaker 1: terrible blowjob for me, it's a numbers game. I want

753
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Speaker 1: on to give one band within three thousand, great one

754
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Speaker 1: right when I sew I did everything we had, I

755
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Speaker 1: used teeth this is the big one. I looked up

756
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: at awkward moments. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

757
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: You'll be the crypt. You'll be the crypt. If two

758
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Speaker 1: gang members in jail are having a conversation about how

759
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Speaker 1: good you give a blowjob, here's how you want that

760
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: conversation to go. Whatever you do, do not let that

761
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: motherfucker blow you. He's terrible at it, Jesus. And you

762
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: ain't got a TV. The no I I I stayed.

763
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: I had my own cell because I was on a

764
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: show Calomni being Quincy Jones. Quincy Jones called ahead and

765
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: got me my own cell, so you would buy yourself

766
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: the whole time. The whole time, there was a Puerto

767
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: Y guy next to me in the cell. He was

768
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: up for murder. Uh, and he had gotten stabbed by

769
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: the Mexican Mafia'll never forget this. And he taught me

770
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: how to make a pussy out of toilet paper. Um,

771
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: I'll share it with you. Uh. He goes, take take

772
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Speaker 1: a rolling toilet paper out, take the cardboard out, put

773
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: it in lukewarm Ward like he said, lukewarm I love

774
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Speaker 1: picture him trying. No, no, Luke war mother don rica.

775
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: Then he says moistened and shape it like a triangle.

776
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: And then I'm sorry, Mrs Rapport and I uh. And

777
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: then when the next morning it's like a paper machade thing,

778
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: you dunk it in lukewarm water again, and you fucking

779
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 1: he goes, He goes like guess, he goes, you would

780
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: never go back to real pussy, he goes. It. Don't complain,

781
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: it does federal morning. I don't funk problem. And uh,

782
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: that's why I'm always in the bathroom. Yes, all right,

783
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: let me let you go. You guys, give it up.

784
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: It's HBO prash because you haven't seen you should watch

785
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: the proper. I thought I had a fucking bad mountain.

786
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: Oh shit, lo you lolo, you good lolo. All right,

787
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: all right, Jordan, where are you? I'm gonna take some

788
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: questions from people. I want to like that because I

789
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: can't see anybody in the back. I'm gonna start with

790
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: the back and come forward. Anybody in the back, got

791
00:48:49,120 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: any questions, No, huh, that's a live let me see.

792
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: I never ever listen to I just I've had to

793
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: defend myself over this for for since I brought it up.

794
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: I've never I love animals. Now, my mother is a

795
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: cat person. I don't want to say cat. I just

796
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: don't trust cats. I don't trust them. I don't feel

797
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: like you have any connection interaction with them. Like my

798
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: dog is a needy little fucker, but at least I

799
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 1: like we have that, and you know, we have a

800
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Speaker 1: thing like he stares at me, follows me. Cats just

801
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: the biting and they just seem they just they're unpredictable.

802
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: We'll rattle off the questions, what's up. Would you want

803
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: Jared Kushner on your show, on your podcast so you

804
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: can interview him? What I want Jared Kushner. I don't

805
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: know if that fucker could talk. He's scary, Like listen,

806
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: he's scared, you know, Like you know, when we when

807
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: we went to the Midwest, when we when we did

808
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: our show in the Midwest, we um, I think it

809
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: was Minnesota. Where do we go first? The very first show,

810
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: Jordan was at Milwaukee or Minnesota, and they were it

811
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: was a great crowd. But this was last summer before

812
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 1: the election, and we're just talking yap yap yap bullshit

813
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: around and and one of us said something about Trump

814
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: and the crowd went like yeah, I mean it was

815
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: like I was like, yo, we're gonna have to give

816
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: our money back. Like the shows it just went who

817
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: and I don't know if they were pro Trump, not

818
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: pro Trump whatever, but it was just so like, you know,

819
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: like what it already was talking about, like in this

820
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: day and age and we're in such a crazy time YadA, YadA, YadA.

821
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: But not to get too far in the Trump thing,

822
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: but as New Yorkers, and I imagine most of us

823
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: are from New York here knowing that we've seen this

824
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: guy on New York one, We've seen him at restaurants.

825
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: I saw Trump at the very first big ext Travigan

826
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Puffy party with my own eyes, chasing fucking broads. And

827
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 1: now he's the president, and then he's a New Yorker.

828
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: I mean he's just you know, but this Jared Kushner

829
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: because I'm Jewish, just to clarify, because we throw the

830
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: J word around a lot. The fuck up that the

831
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Speaker 1: funk up you're taking you into your you want to

832
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Speaker 1: take a picture to take a better pretty right up

833
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: my right, so, Jared Kushner. Jared Kushner, I mean, of

834
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Speaker 1: course you want to talk to these people because to me,

835
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: the ones around Trump, including his daughter and his wife

836
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: and Jared Kushner and then he single. All the persons

837
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: are just as guilty and as bad as him, because

838
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: like his wife, whether it's her or the stunt double,

839
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: they roll out. Yeah, she had a fake nose. I

840
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: mean that was she had the humpty hump shin and

841
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: she was doing the humpty dance. But in my opinion,

842
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: like if if, if you don't believe in what he's saying,

843
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: leave this motherfucker now shame his ass, and you know,

844
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: like don't don't follow the protocol, like do the unprecedented,

845
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: leave his ass while he's in you know, in in office.

846
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: That's what I think that his daughter too, and those

847
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: two punk sons as well, you know, because they ain't

848
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: shipped with their father. Without their father that they got

849
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: those big extra extra extra arts te they ain't ship.

850
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: And if you're offended, body, be offended, body, you can

851
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: still enjoy the show. The thing about the politics that

852
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I find interesting is people get so offended by like

853
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: Artie was still funny, the Sick Fox were still great,

854
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: Gimo and Eddie is still dope. If you don't know

855
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: if you like Trump, funk with Trump. But after ten

856
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: or eleven months and his ship if you could still

857
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: rock with this racist, crazy, evil motherfucker. I don't understand it.

858
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: I just personally don't get it. Yeah, all right, what

859
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: who else? What else? So after all that, I'm sorry

860
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 1: as a Trump supporter. Kid, I'm kid, I'm get and

861
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm kdding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Mike, Mike rab um, Justified,

862
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: fucking amazing series. You gotta any cool, cool stories about

863
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: Olafun or Goggins on set the TV show Justified. Um, see,

864
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: my voice is starting to get that July sound. And

865
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: if people listen to the podcast, like I literally thought

866
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: in July my voice was and for me, that's like

867
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: my superpower. Um, that's like, oh I got if you

868
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: got a book coming out, you talk ship and then

869
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: you can't talk about it, you're in deep ship. Um,

870
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: Like those guys aren't Justified were excellent and and both

871
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: of them olda fun and Walt Goggins who was in

872
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: Hatefull Eate and Django on Chain and he's on that

873
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: show Vice Principles Sons of Anarchy. You know, he's got

874
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: that kind of face where he's never gonna play the

875
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: guy next door. That's just we have certain dispositions some

876
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: of us just he has that essence really really really

877
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: good actors. And the thing about that I liked about

878
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: that show was that that was their show. I came

879
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: into it, I think it was the fourth season, and

880
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 1: those guys were never like, because I've done other shows

881
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: shout out the prison Break where people don't want to

882
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: see you shine. Oh yeah, how how so Like it's

883
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: just like if you're playing on a basketball team and

884
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: like it's your team, you're the thirty point dude, and

885
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: I get traded and then like I'm the new dude,

886
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: and like they know Rap likes to score, likes the pass,

887
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: likes the ball on the left side. You kind of

888
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: not gonna pass me the ball that type of same

889
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: day it's worth So so those guys were like, score,

890
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: do your thing, give you the ball at the right position.

891
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: Other shows shout out to prison Break. They want to uh,

892
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: but there are a lot of good actors on prison

893
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: make but that show was a different environment. So what's

894
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: a question. Are you coming back for the second season

895
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: of the Big Three and what are your thoughts? I

896
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: met a world peace joining the crew? Did they announce

897
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: that oh ship, see I knew that, but I didn't

898
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: know it was announced. Fucking cock sucker. So you just

899
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: broke the news. Are you sure that you just okay?

900
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: So are you sure it's talking? Where's be bad bad?

901
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: All right? So? So so yeah, I love the Big Three. Um,

902
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: you know, if you know anything about anything that has

903
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: to do with me, Gerald, like we grew up playing

904
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: basketball and like the whole thing, like being around Charles Oakley, uh,

905
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: being around you know, Stephen Jackson and Kennyan but the

906
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: most literally literally when I was in Philadelphia and and um,

907
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: and I don't even think Alan played that game, but

908
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: but I at one point was interviewing Allen Iverson on

909
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: my right and Dr j on my left, and I

910
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: had the mic and I was it was it was

911
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: Doc and Allen, and I was like, literally like could

912
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: seem like I was like like I thought I was dead,

913
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: Like I thought I was dreaming because I couldn't, but

914
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: that that was my life, like to be on a

915
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 1: basketball court for me interviewing Allen Iverson and Julius serving

916
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 1: at the same time in Philly, I was like, holy

917
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: fucking ship. So they picked the right guy because like

918
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,919
Speaker 1: pretty much, you know, like I was just there because

919
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: I was a fan like I was fanning out the

920
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: entire time, like, oh every day if he if he

921
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: if he if his if his knee heels and he

922
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: wants to I know he was heartbroken when he broke

923
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: his uh when he when he tore his a C

924
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: l in in in Brooklyn because he's a good dude,

925
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: and um, you know, I wanted to be on the

926
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: sideline Jodis is White Mike interview in white chocolate. But

927
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: we never got to do that. Uh. You know. As

928
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: far as the Brooklyn Nets and the Brooklyn Nets and

929
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets and the New York Knicks, I personally

930
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: have taken a sabbatical a year off the Knicks. You

931
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: could go listen. That drew him out. They didn't throw out.

932
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: They threw him out, but talking too much did Did

933
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: the Knixt win the Knicks one again? So listen. I

934
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: don't have anything against the Knicks, but for me watching listen,

935
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: they gotta bring Oak back and then I'll come back.

936
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: The dysfunction within the Knicks, all right, the dysfunction within

937
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: the Knicks and the disappointment year after year after year

938
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: after year. I can't do it. And I've never been

939
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: wanted like we've made jokes about people like a lot

940
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: of people like um New England Patriots fans, they they

941
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: they like Goodell, Goodell Goodell. I'm never one of these

942
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: guys that the owner sucks, Al Davis sucks, Dolan sucks,

943
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: Steinbrenon sucks, because at the end of the guy, at

944
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's the players. So it

945
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: took me like a real long time to even think

946
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: Dolan had anything to do with it. But the Dolan

947
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: Oakley thing and the way it was handling, and Charles

948
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: will be the first to tell you he's not a saint,

949
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: like he's you know, Charles is not a saint, and

950
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 1: he probably had something to do with that night also,

951
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: But the way it was handled, and the irony, the

952
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: irony that it was Charles Oakley, our guy who dove

953
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: on the floor, who set picks, who enabled Patrick, John

954
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: Starks and the rest of those nicks to do their

955
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: thing because they knew they had Oakley backing them up.

956
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: The irony that it was, the irony that it was

957
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, We'll stand up on your edge,

958
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: shut up, fuck up, Jesus Christ, bat stand up, shut

959
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. A matter of fact, stand up,

960
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: you fun, stand a funk up? What's it? This is

961
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: a fan. He's a nice kid. He's in now. Yeah,

962
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: you're all right, he said, Helen, stand up, stand up, now,

963
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: stand up. Let's set the funk down. Shut the fun.

964
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: Say dog, he'll motherfucker beside my. My dog knows one command.

965
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: Stop stay stay you fuck stay good boy, wheezy stay.

966
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: Didn't fucking talk signals in what's the next question? What

967
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: else we got? Who else we got? Money? Back? Where

968
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: from one of Ted one being Tristan Thompson and Ted

969
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: being O J. Where is Tiger Woods? Right now? A

970
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: white girl's syndrome? Scared well? Beat the question the guy's

971
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 1: asking where does O J? Where does Tiger rank? Tiger

972
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: is like eight compared to O J? A hearty oh

973
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: jas oh Ja's got the white girl's syndrome. Building made

974
00:59:53,920 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: after him Tiger. Let me just implore tigers. Tiger's high

975
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: up there. But I just want to implore everybody for this.

976
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: Now listen, if you see O J. Simpson, all of you,

977
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: don't ask this motherfucker for a selfie. Don't make eye

978
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: contact for this piece of ship. He got two buddies,

979
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: go find some like a soap opera star to get

980
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: their selfie. He got two bodies too, I see people

981
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: like the crazy thing about fame is that, like, no

982
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: matter what kind of fame you have, whether it's O

983
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: j Or or Mike Rappaport fame, but the fact that

984
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: for Google and Google over O J. Simpson, shame on

985
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: those people and the women standing next to him even

986
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: more so, shame on you for like, you know, find

987
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: another especially when you're in Vegas. Go find Chris Angel

988
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: or characters. There's other mother two bodies and you're like,

989
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I want this, I'm gonna do

990
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: it for the Graham And he got to with a knife.

991
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 1: He didn't shoot theseus? Who maybe wait, I want to

992
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: where's the people up there? Nothing from these we got

993
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: going to Jordan's no right there, Jordan's up there in

994
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: the corner. Money right there? No, no, no money right there.

995
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: We'll come back to now, we'll come back to money

996
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: right there. I want to include everybody. I can't see them,

997
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,439
Speaker 1: you guys, I can see it's not a good site.

998
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: Go ahead, money as rock and Jock? Yeah, who's that?

999
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: Bruto's that fucking flavor flames Brudo all I gotta ask

1000
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: is come up here and like that motherfucker? You got

1001
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: what situous? I gotta say, last shot? You got Lebron

1002
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: to your right, Carmela to your left. Who are you

1003
01:01:54,840 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: passing to Lebron? Right? All right? You know what to

1004
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: answer that question? Loopy, where you are? Let's bring up

1005
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: let's bring up the Loopy block a New York Loopy blogger,

1006
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: New York. All right, So Loopy, I'll let you. I'll

1007
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: let you. So, so those of you don't know because

1008
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fun is going on here? Loopy

1009
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: friend of that podcast, talented, totally nuts. And I'll tell

1010
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: you this sick he know, I would saying what like,

1011
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: because you've you've inspired, You've inspired some of the greatest

1012
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: rants on social media. He like you literally like you

1013
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: spit on your phone and people think it's a gimmick.

1014
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, now this guy. All right, So the question

1015
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 1: was Loopy, you're you're you're your nicks through and through.

1016
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: You're not jumping ship. You don't care that they Okay,

1017
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: So because you were Mr Mellow Oakley, you're a grown

1018
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: ass man. You need to learn how to drink and

1019
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: behave motherfuckers. What the fuck is wrong with you. That's

1020
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: what I'm on. I'm a sick fuck. But come on,

1021
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, when the cat, when

1022
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: the cameras are looking, come you gotta behave kid, This

1023
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: kid's watching you. You're a legend at the end of

1024
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 1: the day. You can't do everything for life. But my

1025
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: whole thing with the Oakley thing is this, like this

1026
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: is what I believe happened at the at the Oakleans. No, no, no,

1027
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: I think it was his. Like if let's say Oakley's

1028
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 1: over there and he's mumbling and he's he's yapping away

1029
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: like said Mr St. John's here, Like, what you don't

1030
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: do is you don't have the coons come over to

1031
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: Oakley and agitate the situation because you know the temperament.

1032
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 1: Let him be, let him chill out. Maybe do it

1033
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 1: at halftime. You don't do it, like you don't come

1034
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: over him because if you come over to a guy

1035
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: like like me, he gonna suck you up. You can

1036
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,919
Speaker 1: tell me to shut up. The coons, I'm gonna like, okay,

1037
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: But Oakley they come over, He's like yo, and he

1038
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: stand up. He's bigger than all the coons. He fingered

1039
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: money almost just look at his neck. Yeah, he gave money.

1040
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: I can't hit money. Hit the funk out of here,

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01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: and and and then you have a situation. So obviously,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I don't think Oakley was uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: totally innocent. But the question is this loopy bloggers run

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Speaker 1: the point. I don't know what kind of basketball we're playing.

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01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: You got Mellow on your left, and who's the other one,

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01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: Lebron on your right? The game for your life? Who

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01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: do you pass to Mellow? Oh? And look, I'm gonna

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01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,919
Speaker 1: tell y'all, I'm gonna give it to Mellow. I'm gonna

1049
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm gonna give it to Meadow. I

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01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: don't funk with the Miami Heat. Daddy, y'all touched p

1051
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: J Brown can pizza ship? You think I forgot about you?

1052
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 1: You flicked Holly Ward, you fucked us in that playoff series.

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01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: I don't funk with the Heat. And Lebron went to

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01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: the Heat. He's the enemy. Okay, So you go with Mellow,

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01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: Mellow a day, stay Mellow. All right, I'm gonna do

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01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: one more question. All right, what look at who got it?

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01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do more later. So let me just this

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01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: got y'all, y'allkof y'all, CAF spurrn off right there, look

1059
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: at this. What's the question him? He hit a question,

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01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: y'all call stay a loud right say whoa? What is it? So?

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01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: I mean, if you guys listen to the podcast. What

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01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: I said about the Bill Simmonson came from my heart,

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01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: Like as far as this book thing, I busted my

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01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 1: ass on it. And you know, like I've been on

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01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm like a I'm like a wearing

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01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: win kind of guy. I don't care who it is,

1067
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: like if if, if, I if, I'm if, I'm down

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01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: with you and I respect you. I'm like where and when?

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01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 1: So the thing with the Bill Simmons, you know, I've

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01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: always supported his podcast. I did his his skits on

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01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: his shows and they were the highest watch kids, by

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01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: the way. But that has nothing to do with me.

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01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: Now you canna look it up the data, check the debt,

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01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: you check on YouTube now, No, it's my highest up

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01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: there over Naz and Durant. It's cool. But so when

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01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: I had reached out to to to do pub for

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01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: the book, it was I didn't get an answer. I

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01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: reached out again, I didn't get an answer. I reached

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01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: out again, I didn't get answered, and I'm like, yeah,

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01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to like that suckers ship? Because

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01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm a wearing win type of dude, and for him,

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01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 1: I was wearing when, not wearing when, how much? Where

1083
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: and when period? That's how I get damn. So that's

1084
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: that's when you heard that frustration come out in the podcast.

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01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,959
Speaker 1: That's what it was. I'll see him again. It's not beef,

1086
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: you know. You know, I'm sure they'll be hash out

1087
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: or it won't be right now if you check on

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01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: your phone while you're check in your YouTube. Iron Wrapp

1089
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Speaker 1: Report Stereo podcast is ahead of Bill Simmons on the charts.

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Speaker 1: What's real? And he got that Willie HUDs. Oh, he

1091
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: got that Willie Hutch. That Willie HUDs. Who whoo? Who

1092
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 1: can we get the who can we get the damn

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01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: We should get the Willie Hutch out here. This motherfucker

1094
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: with the hat get to Willie put that Willie. Willie

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01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: Hut him showed up, showed up at the motherfucking Live show,

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01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: dressed up like it was stand jassu last motherfucker in

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Speaker 1: New York with l L bean jacket on. Keep that

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01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: Willie goes you got a brighter, shady yellow teeth and

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01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: you talking shot shot cut that Willie. Yeah, he don't

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01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: deserve No, that was good. You're I like this guy? Okay,

1101
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 1: you stand up. Question you the one who's going like this,

1102
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: has Dan Lavatory ever? Actually like on your personal time ever?

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Speaker 1: Hit you off your body? We threw him off for yeah, yeah,

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01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: we did the dis track Dan Leabatar. We threw him

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Speaker 1: off the internet. Yeah. We shut him down. We shut

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01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 1: his whole crew and his pops. We shut the whole

1107
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: crew his possible his pops is in the nurse at

1108
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: home right now. Let go for your grandpa, yea, let

1109
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: him get that rice of beans over time, look at money.

1110
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Speaker 1: True Romance movie, Thank you? Do you have any any

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01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 1: good stories? The stories of True Romance were similar to

1112
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Speaker 1: the Big Three. Like I remember walking into the trailer

1113
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: and Gary Oldman being in there and and he was

1114
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 1: tripping out off the way I spoke because he was

1115
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 1: playing that character what was the character's name, Drexel? And

1116
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,600
Speaker 1: he was like asking me like why do you know?

1117
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: Like you talked like that the accent, like what do

1118
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: your music? And I was just like, you get off

1119
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: my Dick you know and no, no, but he was

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Speaker 1: just he was cool, like I was a huge fan

1121
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:03,320
Speaker 1: and like and then with Kevin Corrigan, who should invited

1122
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: Kevin Cordons show? Um uh, like go we went over

1123
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: to the to the um to the craft service and

1124
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: like you know, you're at craft service. And then with

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01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,600
Speaker 1: a long black trench coat, Christopher Walking is there and

1126
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:19,720
Speaker 1: he's like getting coffee and like jelly beans and he's

1127
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 1: just like what the fuck? So that whole movie, I

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Speaker 1: can tell you this, the late great James Gandelfenie was

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Speaker 1: the most nervous person in the whole cast. Great actor.

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Speaker 1: I want one more, good one and then we're gonna

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01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,639
Speaker 1: do to me and agree with one more. It's gotta

1132
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Speaker 1: be good. Go ahead by pass money, I'll give it.

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Speaker 1: Fantasy is doing well, guy, it stand him. Best part

1134
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: about Jordan Barstool is that they they they don't give

1135
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 1: a ship, and it's like minds in terms of the

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01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 1: they don't give a ship. They don't they don't take

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Speaker 1: any prisoners. And their true new media and podcasting and

1138
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,759
Speaker 1: being the best podcast in the business with g Moody

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Speaker 1: last name rhymes your duty. It's the best place for

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Speaker 1: us Yo, I want to thank you guys. I want

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Speaker 1: to thank you guys for coming to the show. We're

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01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: gonna hang out downstairs, take pictures and be great. Everyone you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Fred Black,