WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Expensive Sauce" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.440 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:29.479 In the a. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:36.280 Reway and here we are back in the podcast Ojo 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:41.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Malor and Danny G. Radio, 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:45.280 because hey, four hours a night not enough. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.400 Eight days a week you hear me on the Ben 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:48.360 Malor Show. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:51.720 What a great name for a show Monday through Friday 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.920 on the East Coast two am till six. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.080 Am in the morning. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:58.480 But if you're on the West Coast, it's a late 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:03.960 night show Sun through Thursday. We start at eleven pm 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:07.400 in the West and go till three in the morning 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.480 in the Pacific time zone. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:10.800 And you can hear Danny G. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.280 The stylings of Danny G making Covino and Rich sound 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.759 good on many Fox Sports radio affiliates all over the country. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:21.959 And when can people hear that show? Danny G. Covino 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:22.560 and Rich. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.480 That is two to four pm West Coast time Monday 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:30.000 through Friday five to seven pm on the East coast. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:34.280 And for my money, that is the perfect shift. Two hours, 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:40.399 not too long, not too short, two hours and that. 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.560 Wonderful, wonderful in the middle of the day. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.560 Maybe a little too much traffic when you get done, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.080 but yeah. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:51.200 And Covino always jokes that his taste in sports is 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.600 like a ninety year old white guy. He loves boxing 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:55.400 and baseball. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:56.800 Does he like horse racing? 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.440 No, I don't think so, but baseball in boxing. One 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.760 of the reasons that we're in Vegas right now, plastic 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:08.040 last night, did a Russian bot help you watch it? 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.600 I would, of course I would never It would be 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.480 wrong to illegally stream. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.840 That would be inappropriate. You should never do that. 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.960 But let's just say I was able to use a 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.880 chip in the back of my brain to figure out 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.519 how to possibly watch the fight. 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:25.840 I had it. 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:29.040 It was like I was dreaming watching it and people 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:30.880 were speaking weird languages, but I was not. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.600 It was not illegal, I don't think and are. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.800 You guys It's the same chip that gets you held 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.519 up through customs. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.520 Now on your way out of Vegas. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.800 Are you going to drive by the site of the 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:46.280 new Athletics stadium, the new ballpark for your childhood team, 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.920 the Oakland Athletics Dandy g As. It was announced earlier 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:53.520 in the week that A's have made the purchase. They 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:57.320 are gonna move. Barring some kind of litigation or some 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:01.000 kind of snaffu. At the very end, it's going to happen. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.600 They are going to be the Las Vegas Athletics. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:07.560 Wild but Ben, their logo has been ruined in Oakland. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure yeah, wink wink, not not. 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:15.080 And now the Athletics name though, are they going to 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.280 keep the athletics name? That's been around since nineteen oh one. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.560 That's one of the original names in all of sports. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:26.120 And I think if somebody had fallen and they had 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.120 a concussion and. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.960 They were in a coma. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.800 Let's say they went to the coma in like the 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.800 year two thousand and then they came out of the 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:41.720 coma and then they looked around and the Warriors aren't 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:45.640 in Oakland, They're they're over in San Francisco. Said, well, okay, 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.280 that's close enough. Well what about the Raiders, Well, the 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.960 Raiders move all the time, So that's what's a big deal. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:54.160 So oh yeah, they're in Vegas and the athletics. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.440 Yeah, and their daughter is this thing called an Instagram model? 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.000 What are they gonna do with the colise? Are they 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:05.360 gonna tear that thing down? The old baseball stadium in Oakland? 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.520 I don't know. That's a good question, man. Maybe they 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:10.000 could make it a homeless encampment. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:14.320 Well, it's already got vermin, They've already got critters and 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.160 whatnot living there. 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.640 All the stupid bullshit politics that have gone on in 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.520 that part of the Bay Area. Somebody needs to go 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.720 into the East Bay with a huge fire hose and 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:29.039 clean that fucking city up, like, for real, for real, 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:29.720 clean it up. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.040 How is it stayed? I don't understand. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.400 With the price of real estate in northern California. I 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.640 know the tech boom is not quite as big as 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.360 it was and some people are being laid off, but. 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.839 It's still very valuable real estate. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:47.280 How is Oakland managed to still be a cesspool and 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:49.040 just a shit show? 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:50.400 I'll tell you how. 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.800 All the money is up in the hills there. So 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:58.279 the Oakland Hills is multi million dollar homes, But then 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.800 the flats of the city are just beat up and 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:06.040 have been disgusting for years. And the quote unquote city 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:09.000 leaders have allowed this shit to go on for way 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:09.560 too long. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.360 Yeah, but the rich people, My experience is to get 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:15.640 to the hills, you have to drive through those neighborhoods 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.200 to get to the really nice houses. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.960 So oh no, they're side streets. Oh okay, they're not 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.119 driving downtown. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:23.919 Not going through the hood. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:25.800 They're not driving through the hood. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:35.720 I got you, all right, it's this bag. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.159 Well, these are mail bag questions. If you would like 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.640 to submit a question via the mail bag, it's Real 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.200 fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour at 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:54.760 gmail dot com and the email address. If you want 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.760 to buy a shirt, the Malor meet and greet is 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.839 on May twentieth, so this is our next last weekend 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.839 in April, And if you want a T shirt, this 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.800 is a limited edition. And once they were done with 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:09.000 this on Monday, that's it. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.560 No more will be made and that's. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.960 One of the reasons it's a thirty five dollars item. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.599 But if you're interested in buying this, it's got the 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.440 name of the show. It's purple and gold colors. I 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.000 do not like, but these are Viking colors. 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We 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.440 love the regular core of people, but we always want 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:02.360 new people to join the electorate and real fifth Hour 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.359 at gmail dot com. First one up is alf the 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.920 alien opiner from Springfield, mass Right. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:08.680 Since it has been. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:14.320 Last week, I asked about adding a fun facts element 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.960 to the Fifth Hour podcast, and like a train seal, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:24.280 you went turboton. Last week's question about chinchilla hunting was genius. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:26.840 When you and Danny g went. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.520 Straight to the hot take kitchen and grab some fun 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:35.320 facts garlic and added that to the podcast. Stew Alf says, 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.880 your ability to spice things up with fun facts not 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:43.240 only enhance the podcast, but somehow also made your overnight 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:48.000 show better. Screw the Voice of Treason Eddie Judas Garcia, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:53.320 I say keep them coming, and it's from Alf the 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:54.600 Alien opiner. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:54.960 Alf. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.840 Do you remember when I did the Blitz with Tom 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.400 Looney on the weekends and during baseball all season to 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.600 try to dress things up. Rather than give the same 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:07.000 baseball scores, we just started giving fun facts from different 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:10.560 cities around the country. We were like white Out was 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.760 invented in Dallas where the Rangers are playing the Angels today, 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.240 and we were, we were having a great time. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:20.320 I learned a lot the Milwaukee Brewers, not far away 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:24.880 from where the modern typewriter I think was put together, 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.840 and the keyboard and yeah, yeah, it was pretty good. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:33.040 And all the letters I learned, all the letters to 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.000 spell typewriter are on the top line of the keyboard 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.560 because the typewriter salesman was trying to impress people, so 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:42.600 that's why they put the letters to typewriter all on 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.240 that type that top line. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.800 If you look at your keyboard. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.760 And I have a couple of fun facts there about Alf. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.080 Did you know the show is a huge hit in Germany? 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:54.559 The city. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.920 Yeah, the city limit sign of the German city Alf 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:01.960 was stolen so many times times that the city ultimately 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.800 stocked up on a bunch of signs. That way they 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.400 always have one handy. 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:08.360 Wow and Alf. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.079 To think that all these years later, Alf is such 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.200 a big star on this show. And we thought Alf 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:16.240 got canceled and all that. But Alf is bigger than 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:17.040 ever on this show. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.199 Yeah, any other fun. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.640 He had his own set of trading cards from Tops 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.160 in the late eighties. A few of the cards were 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.439 parody sports cards Oulia baseball. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.800 Oh yeah, I guess that was some alien baseball. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:37.560 Oh who knew? Yeah, this probably goes back over ten years. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:41.160 We started doing those fun facts and I loved it. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:45.680 I learned so much stuff that I didn't know. And 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:50.840 I love geography in history. Mixing that together and all that, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.760 it was great. I remember some of those fun facts 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.280 in Philadelphia. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:10:01.679 The slinky was created in Philadelphia. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.000 Did you know that they didn't know that? 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.840 That's a fun fact. Yeah. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.840 Do you know Elf had eight stomachs? 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.720 I did not know that the first sun tam lotionan 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:15.960 was invented by a pharmacist in Miami Beach in nineteen 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.520 forty four. Before nineteen forty four. No suntannoce. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.120 That's a fun fact, right. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.160 Oh man. There were some red people walking around back then. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:28.320 The guy's name was Benjamin Benjamin Green, a guy that 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.439 came up with the first sun tank locean. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:32.920 This is one. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.640 I think Looney made this up, but Looney claims this 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:39.280 is true. He would say that the monkey wrench was 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:43.920 invented in Baltimore, that the monkey wrench was invented Baltimore 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:48.000 in the eighteen fifties, So we could. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.000 Go on on. I've got endless amounts. 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.920 Kansas City has more barbecue restaurants per capita than any 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:55.320 other city in the nation. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.360 That's another fun fact. So moving on. 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:05.520 Jennifer in Richmond, Virginia writes in says, hello, Ben and 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:09.800 Danny G question for both of you, was there ever 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:15.600 a time that you ran into a toxic X or 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:20.440 a one time date that ended badly? They're doing not yours. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.480 How did you react? This happened to me two weeks ago. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:27.360 Jennifer says, I did not fully bite my tongue, but 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:31.040 I did a hold back on the sucker punch. My 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.120 words hit him just as well, though, WHOA. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:34.760 All right? 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:40.559 So I'm trying to think here, Danny, any awkward situations 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.120 with an X that did not end well? I'm trying 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:47.400 to off the top of my head. There's nothing really 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:50.920 like that outrageous. Usually I'm the one getting dumped in 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:55.040 the past relationship. So I was like, whatever, you know, 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.880 move on, I'm good and put my tail between my 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.800 legs and I'll go see if I can find somebody 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:00.600 else to hang out with. 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:05.240 Anything with you, Danny, Yeah, I'm thinking back about a decade. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.520 I saw a country concert in Las Vegas and I 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.920 was with a new girlfriend at the time. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:12.959 We were having fun. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.360 We were like in the second row in the third 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:19.640 row right behind us. You know, you look around you 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.440 as you're dancing and having fun at a concert and 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:26.400 there's the ex girlfriend with her ugly friend next to her. 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.400 Thank God, it wasn't awkward for me because I was 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.840 with a new significant other. This girl was with her 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.120 ugly friend who used to get into our business all 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:35.559 the time. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:39.560 Now, did this was this girl like really? India? Like, 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.400 was it one of those deals or were you more 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.960 into her? No? 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:47.160 She was really into me, but she had like a 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.880 love triangle going on. She had her ex still involved 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.720 because she had kids in the picture, and so like 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.079 her dude was always getting in the middle of our 0:12:56.120 --> 0:13:00.920 stuff and her girlfriends meddling. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:06.439 Yeah, interlopers, the term is interlopers. That's what was going on. Uh. 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.319 Yes, I wish I had a good story because that 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.480 would mean I had more success dating back in the 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.520 day that I had that that happened. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.360 But no, I mean I I got. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:19.719 I did get an occasional message from an ex girlfriend, like. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.720 You're never gonna make it in the radio business. You know, 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.000 you're you should do something else. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.239 You know, you worked because I was working weekend overnights, 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.920 and so I would occasionally. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:30.040 You're never gonna find anyone. You'll have no relationships and 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.160 you'll bubba that. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.560 Guys like that Eagles movie Invincible where the girl his 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.679 ex wife rather wrote the note saying he would never 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.160 amount to anything, and he kept the note and had 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:42.000 it at his locker. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.199 Oh yeah, I mean there was one one woman I 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.000 dated briefly, and she was convinced that I. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.040 Got to get out of radio. They you're buried. No 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:52.480 one's ever gonna you know you're never going to go 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.680 anywhere that whole thing. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.840 And you know I managed to survive. I don't know 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.079 that all I might not last radio the ray room. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.200 Who knows you ever know the way things are going? 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.360 Oh, come on, now you are the great Ben Mallards, 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.080 So in your face botch. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:05.720 There you go. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.600 Next up, this is the on the mail bag, Danny. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.439 This is the proposal, not a wedding proposal, but it 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:17.080 is a proposal and it comes from our friend David 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:23.600 in Winter Park, Florida with Roscoe the parrot. He says, Ben, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.000 will you be my partner in the twenty twenty three 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:32.400 Circa Million football contest. He says the contest is in 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:36.240 August of twenty twenty three in Las Vegas under the 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:42.080 alias Malar Militia. David says he's willing to pay the 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.280 one thousand dollars entry fee and the three hundred dollars 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:48.280 proxy fee. He says, all you have to do is 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:51.480 meet me at the Circus Sports Book and sign the 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.000 entry for him. He then gives the name of the 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.840 person that will be the proxy. I've actually heard of 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:01.360 this person. I'm familiar with their work, he says. We 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.880 can do this around August twenty fifth to twenty six. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:08.560 He says, if we do this, your radio show on 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:12.320 Fox Sports Radio will be the first national sports talk 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:17.280 show to ever be in a major Las Vegas football contest. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:22.160 I believe if we join forces, we can make history, 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.080 he says, we will. 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.440 Shock the world. How about that. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.360 Cannot find a better partner than you. There you go 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.640 give me the response. So what do you think, Danny 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:35.040 think I should should give my blessings? As far as 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.520 I know, it's no money out of my pocket. I'm 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.480 just giving my name and my time in a trip 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.240 to Vegas and I get to hang out with David 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:45.000 and Roscoe the Parrot and then tick games during the 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.880 NFL season, which I do anyway as a amateur handicapper 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.200 on Benny versus the penny. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:55.000 Such a nice offer, thank you, But I don't know. 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:59.120 I mean as enticing as that in, as enticing as 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.720 that is, I think he would actually shock the Mallard 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.960 militia world more if he could find twenty dollars. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:10.440 T shirts. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:13.200 Alf I call him out, David, I got, I got Roscoe, 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:14.560 David and Alpha mixed up. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:18.000 But David, listen, I will I will get back to you. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.880 I will have an answer with you as soon as possible. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.040 What if he puts a picture of the parrot on 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.840 the back of the twenty dollars T shirt? 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.040 Yeah, well, then we could do the Mallard militia, you know, 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:30.880 circa million dollars? 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:34.000 Do we win a million? I guess the other question 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.520 is what if we win? I guess he gets all 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:36.960 the money? 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:37.160 Right? 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:38.720 Is he get all the money if we win the money? 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.680 Yeah, I guess If he's putting the money up, then 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.720 I guess he's pocketing the winnings. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.760 Knowing my luck will actually win the million dollars, and 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:47.760 then I'll be like, what the hell am I doing here? 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.120 Well, I mean i'd be like, I want. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:51.840 To be your agent here if you go through this 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:53.760 that way could cut you in on the winnings. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:58.080 Yeah, that's well, he obviously gets his money back, so 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.600 he gets whatever we would win. He would get the 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:04.399 thirteen hundred plus whatever we'd have to split up the 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:04.800 rest of it. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.080 So let me know how you feel. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:10.040 About that, David and Roscoe the parrot. Yeah, because I 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.200 would feel bad if I'd feel bad if we lost, 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:15.400 because you'd be out the money. If we won, I'd 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.399 feel bad because I'd be like, what have I done here? 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:19.320 I could have been making a lot of money and 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.119 you know I didn't know it. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:22.280 It's bad job by me. 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.360 Next up on the mailbag, we have Kevin in Kansas, 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.800 he says, Dear Ben and Danny, g I hope you 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:30.480 have time to answer this question. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:31.400 I've listened to. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:37.080 Every hour of every shout, Kevin says, for the past 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:40.200 three years. Most of them are on the next day's podcast. 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.280 He wants to know inside. He wants to know how 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:45.359 we make the hot dogs. Danny, He says, could you 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.639 explain the basic process you and the crew use to 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:52.640 get a four hour show out to us within two 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:54.480 hours after the show ends? So this is more of 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:58.040 a podcasting question. Is that the producer's job? And if so, 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:00.879 do all the fill in producers? I have to know 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.119 the process, he says. I'm just impressed that I have 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:10.280 all that content so soon. It's amazing to me. Thank you, gentlemen. So, Kevin, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.200 you know, or Danny, you know a little bit more 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:15.920 about this than I do, But that is the producer's job. 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:20.199 There is a method to the madness, right, There's a 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.439 method to the madness, and we have a lot of 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:26.879 big computers and a lot of servers, some of them 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.360 from the nineties that keep track of all this stuff. 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:33.840 And iHeart is a massive operation, so there's a lot 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.359 of a lot of people. And Fox Sports Radio is 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.439 one of the more popular channels on iHeart Radio. 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.120 So it's a big yeah without giving away too much 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:45.159 because you don't want to know exactly what's in the 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:45.800 hot dogs. 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.440 A lot of night rates now you don't want to. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:52.480 There is a lot of note taking, There is a 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:56.800 lot of descriptions and titles and creativity that's needed. There's 0:18:56.880 --> 0:19:02.200 also man hours and power that's needed. Who actually cut 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:05.520 up these segments, put the pie together with all the 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:10.680 big voice sky announcements and commercials, and then boom, put 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:13.439 it all together like a gumbo and then shoot it 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:14.200 out to the world. 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:17.960 You're painting a mosaic and audio mosaic. 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.280 What there's a. 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:23.960 Certain finesse that you have to have to get that done. 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:27.360 A step by step formula, but it can't be cold 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:29.880 step by step. It has to be warm and analog. 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.960 And keep in mind and Kevin, you'll notice sometimes when 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.520 Coop's not there and there's certain people that are maybe 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:41.320 new to the producing game, they might put the podcast 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.119 up in the wrong order. I know one of our 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:45.320 friends in Vegas. She always gets upset when it's in 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:47.639 the wrong order. So the way to do it, the 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:50.679 proper way to set the podcast up would be, actually 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:54.000 you have to put it up in reverse order. Yeah, 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:58.120 because the consumer can then click on the first podcast 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:01.639 and then it autumn matically goes to the second, and 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:05.080 so it's a nice it's a more enjoyable listening experience 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:08.000 that you go from one, two, three, four, rather than 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.120 putting them up in reverse order. 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:13.679 Therefore, you'd be you'd have to do more work. 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:16.320 And one thing I've learned over the years, Danny and 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:19.800 I'm the same way, the more steps involved to get 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:22.440