Speaker 1: In today's prank call, there's a guy who's been commiserating
Speaker 1: with his buddy at work because they just did a
Speaker 1: huge tech upgrade in their building. Yeah, and after nothing
Speaker 1: is going right.
Speaker 2: Does that always happen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: So he's about to get a surprise call from the
Speaker 1: IT department, and I have a feeling they're going to
Speaker 1: say they aren't the problem.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 1: It's your phones app right now.
Speaker 2: I'm working jeffres phone taps on the twenties.
Speaker 3: Hi, this is Jeremy.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jeremy calling from the IT department. My name's Al.
Speaker 2: I'll be back. How you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm doing good. How are you? Hey?
Speaker 2: So the reason for my call you probably saw the
Speaker 2: email recently that we have upgraded some of the technology
Speaker 2: here in the office.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got that.
Speaker 2: I just want to say I'm sorry. If you're running
Speaker 2: into any bugs or troubles, well.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Yeah, there's there's definitely been a few
Speaker 3: hiccups in the system. Has not Yeah, we've been hearing
Speaker 3: what we're looking for. But if we can, if you're
Speaker 3: you know, helping out with getting things fixed, that'd be awesome. Oh.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, Well we'll take care of that. But interestingly enough,
Speaker 2: we are running into some issues on our end, specifically
Speaker 2: with your new smart keyboard.
Speaker 3: Smart keyboard.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I should back up a little. When we changed
Speaker 2: out all the computers, we also added some smart keyboards
Speaker 2: so we can monitor everyone's typing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so did I do something wrong or what I don't?
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's not not so much wrong as it is aggressive.
Speaker 3: What did I do with it was aggressive?
Speaker 2: We noticed you've been typing at a significantly higher force
Speaker 2: than the average user. So what I need to ask
Speaker 2: are you angry with your keyboard or.
Speaker 3: Not that I'm aware of. I mean, I'm a fast typer,
Speaker 3: but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Fast is one thing, but this is like hard, Like
Speaker 2: you're attacking the keyboard with your finger, you know, specifically
Speaker 2: the s key.
Speaker 3: How in the world does it even have that kind
Speaker 3: of system to where I could seize the sensitivity tech upgrade?
Speaker 3: I just told you.
Speaker 2: Remember we talked about this as a smart keyboard. Look,
Speaker 2: I catch you up with us, Jeremy, to get it
Speaker 2: with the times.
Speaker 3: I mean, I understand, but I didn't even know that
Speaker 3: that was a thing.
Speaker 2: It is, so you know you could be doing this subconsciously.
Speaker 2: Do you have like an X with the name that
Speaker 2: starts that S, or maybe childhood bully.
Speaker 3: I'm just typing up my reports. If there just happens
Speaker 3: to be a whole lot of s's, I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I find it hard to believe that I'm doing this.
Speaker 3: If subconscious or not, I don't I don't think it's
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: May I play the audio back for you because we
Speaker 2: actually have that capability?
Speaker 3: Well wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight.
Speaker 3: You are recording my typing.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are as a company policy, really, and you
Speaker 2: know what, if you don't believe me, I'll play it
Speaker 2: for you right now and make sure to listen for
Speaker 2: those SS's. You'll hear them.
Speaker 3: Please do. I would love to hear what the hell
Speaker 3: you're talking about?
Speaker 2: There's an S.
Speaker 3: Hard s Okay wait wait wait, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on, don't be a capitalized Can you
Speaker 3: can you stop that? Please? Can you just stop the recording?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What did you say?
Speaker 3: All I'm hearing is just noise. I don't even understand
Speaker 3: how you can tell what is an S and what
Speaker 3: is an agent and what is anything that's just noise?
Speaker 2: Look, I'm just a tech guy.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I'm no psychologist, but what I'm hearing right now is
Speaker 2: a guy going through a lot of pain in life.
Speaker 3: Give me a break, man. You're hearing that from my typing,
Speaker 3: for God's sake.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying it's an issue we have to
Speaker 2: deal with, Oh my God. And there are options, the
Speaker 2: first being a planned intervention and I know I.
Speaker 3: Know that's not planned intervention over my typing that.
Speaker 2: Or you can attend a four week typing softly class.
Speaker 2: It's not as bad as you think. Okay, let's just
Speaker 2: imagine a whole month of gentle keystrokes. What we Wouldn't
Speaker 2: that be relaxing?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: Hang on typing on a sunset?
Speaker 3: Does the company actually know that you're handling things this way?
Speaker 3: That they're paying for this?
Speaker 2: Look, I get it, you're getting defensive.
Speaker 3: This is a defensive. We do have a.
Speaker 2: Seminar scheduled next week in Canada called how to Not
Speaker 2: Hate your Keyboard. Okay, if you drive there, the company
Speaker 2: is willing to reimburse you for half of your gas.
Speaker 3: I'm not driving half my gas. I'm not driving to
Speaker 3: Canada for something like this.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, just I'm going to think about. I always
Speaker 2: advise the employees to take action first before the company does.
Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: There is no way in hell the company is going
Speaker 3: to discipline me or fire me based on the way
Speaker 3: I type on a keyboard.
Speaker 2: Sure, but they may phone prank you, you know, or
Speaker 2: your coworker Josh may set you up on a morning
Speaker 2: radio show. I mean, you never know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: It could be happening right now.
Speaker 3: What you don't know now you do.
Speaker 2: Actually, because this is actually pose from the radio show
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I'm we're doing a
Speaker 2: phone tap on you.
Speaker 3: Are you freaking kidding me? Got you? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: You thought I worked in it? Bro, I'm not even
Speaker 2: allowed in that department here at the radio station.
Speaker 3: I can understand why.
Speaker 2: Holy oh, there's that capitalist word.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Oh my god, this is too much
Speaker 3: wow for you.
Speaker 2: Imagine me. I got to listen to aggressive typing for
Speaker 2: seven hours a day. Now, it's a decipher which keys
Speaker 2: people are hitting too hard.
Speaker 3: As long as the company is paying you for it, Bro,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying six figures.
Speaker 2: Brother, I can't even count the cat those years I
Speaker 2: can't count that I.
Speaker 3: Ken.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties broken Jeffrey in the morning,