Speaker 1: Underrated the amount we be thumbing out here. Hey, how
Speaker 1: many y'all thumbing out?
Speaker 2: Hey? Where where my thumbers that? You know what Tom
Speaker 2: thumb thumbing around the West coast, you know, up and
Speaker 2: down the West coast. So don't be thumbing around, Okay.
Speaker 3: Thumbing around your sarlac pit. I bet there's some freak
Speaker 3: out there that is he's like a pit. I want
Speaker 3: to get all up in that pit, that sarlac pit.
Speaker 1: Probably some butthole jewelry that'll put sarlact around it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, butt whole jewelry. Yeah, like a thing
Speaker 2: like is this a common is this?
Speaker 1: You know, like got ships? I get the dentist that
Speaker 1: here out there like this mm hmm yeah. Picture and
Speaker 1: then it puts and it pretends it's.
Speaker 2: Like you're talking about the thing that they put on
Speaker 2: your mouth at the dentist. That's like the thing they
Speaker 2: put on the person's eyes in carbok orange, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Ludovico treatment for your butthole.
Speaker 2: But you do that on the butthole and then it
Speaker 2: makes it look like a sarlac pit. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: let's work shop this. But I think this is the
Speaker 2: show from now on.
Speaker 1: I bet I can find on Etsy star Wars ass jewelry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, butthole jewelry. When I Google it, which I just
Speaker 2: did for the first time, I swear to God just
Speaker 2: brings up cat butthole stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, I just looked up star Wars ass jewelry. Nothing. Huh.
Speaker 2: All right, Brian, you're gonna have to pull this out
Speaker 2: of the cold over because we've got money making scheme.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week trend, long
Speaker 2: week trend edition of Guys. Yeah, it is Tuesday, May
Speaker 2: twenty seventh, twenty twenty five. My name is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 2: That over there, well that is mister Miles Great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, long weekend, indeed, long weekend.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I'm sorry it sounds like it wasn't the best
Speaker 2: most relaxing weekend for you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no relaxation had at any level. But we'll
Speaker 1: get into that.
Speaker 2: We'll get into it again. It does you know, from
Speaker 2: trying times come great ideas and you're now a buttole
Speaker 2: jewelry entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: So I look, yeah, this is what happens. Your mom
Speaker 1: goes in the hospital and you start thinking of asshole jewelry.
Speaker 1: Based on Star Wars stuff. I look, I was wrapping
Speaker 1: up season one of and Or to get into season two,
Speaker 1: so I've had a bit of I've had the Wars
Speaker 1: on my brain for sure.
Speaker 2: Got the Wars. We just call it the Wars. Aware
Speaker 2: of any other type of war?
Speaker 1: Better than do that? Protect your kids now, they don't
Speaker 1: need to know about, you know, Empire empirical wars to want.
Speaker 2: To talk about invented by George Lucas for fun.
Speaker 1: The Empire. Yes, we live in it.
Speaker 2: All right. This is an episode where we tell you
Speaker 2: what was trending over the weekend, what's trending this morning.
Speaker 2: But first we like to get to know each other
Speaker 2: a little bit better by telling you some things we
Speaker 2: think are underrated, some things we think are overrated. Miles,
Speaker 2: what is something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Underrated? Again? Healthcare staffs, physicians, nurses, people who have to
Speaker 1: deal with the sick and infirmed in need. You are
Speaker 1: not paid enough. I will always say that, I will
Speaker 1: always I will always speak highly of healthcare professionals. My
Speaker 1: mom had to go to the hospital with pneumonia over
Speaker 1: the weekend. There's been a fucking illness ran through my house.
Speaker 1: I made it. But I was out a couple of
Speaker 1: the recordings because I've been having to Like I was
Speaker 1: in double People. Yeah, sick, sick baby, sick partner, baby,
Speaker 1: waking up at three, doing to the doctor, all this
Speaker 1: other stuff. Then my mom she cat a sickness from
Speaker 1: the baby that turned into pneumonia. But man, all the people,
Speaker 1: there's just something about like bedside manner that when it's
Speaker 1: when it's dialed in, it's like it's like fucking heroin. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's like there's no other thing that I think can
Speaker 1: bring instant relief to a person and someone like with
Speaker 1: that a healthcare professional with amazing bedside manner. So I guess,
Speaker 1: more than anything, bedside manner is very underrated because there
Speaker 1: are times I was like, what about this number was thistant.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, oh, yes, she's gonna be fine, she'll
Speaker 1: be fine, that's all right. And she come in. One
Speaker 1: of the nurse came in called my mother honey. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: that brought them brought it to him, like they call it.
Speaker 1: They call my mother honey, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And she calls me that's what she called. My mom
Speaker 1: doesn't even call me honey, because that's not a Japanese thing.
Speaker 1: She says, hey, hey.
Speaker 2: The famous Japanese phrase hey asshole, hey dickhead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly in the old language. But yeah, I just
Speaker 1: it was it's been. My mom is fine. Luckily we
Speaker 1: took her out of like in abundance of caution because
Speaker 1: she's older, and so that that stress is like off
Speaker 1: the table in terms of like the existential dread of
Speaker 1: having a parent in the hospital. But the other part
Speaker 1: that's really underrated. And I say this to a lot
Speaker 1: of listeners who are like my age or have parents
Speaker 1: my mom's age. The era of thugging it out is
Speaker 1: over for your parents, who are tough bastards, who are boomers,
Speaker 1: who like I grew up in the fucking dust bull Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I know, but you are now in the dust bowl
Speaker 1: the whole time. I know, I never left. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you were just smoking angel dust in the eighties and
Speaker 1: out of a and that's what you're calling the dust bowl.
Speaker 1: But the thing of them like that, that that habit
Speaker 1: of being able to endure a lot and try and
Speaker 1: power through, we like have to knock it off. I
Speaker 1: used to let my mom do that, and I'm stopping now.
Speaker 1: Completely because she's really she's in really good health. But
Speaker 1: she's also like one of those people who like hide
Speaker 1: a zombie bite until it's way too late, right, And.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, but my mom would probably hold of
Speaker 2: zombie bite.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Start worrying about me. You worry about yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What's on your neck?
Speaker 1: It's not that, it's fine, So like we have to.
Speaker 1: I think now it's really important to also advocate for
Speaker 1: your parents as much as possible and let them know
Speaker 1: it's okay. Look, the time for letting us look after
Speaker 1: you is here. You don't need to tough it out
Speaker 1: because it can lead to other issues. So anyway, shout
Speaker 1: out health care professional, shout out.
Speaker 2: Shout out a healthcare professional with a good BSM. But
Speaker 2: bedside man, are they that is the number one sign
Speaker 2: of or like when when they test uh medical school
Speaker 2: students coming out of medical school. The number one sign
Speaker 2: like the thing that they can do well in that
Speaker 2: predicts few future success is just empathy, just like being
Speaker 2: an empathetic person. Because you want to ask doctor, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: like I want my doctor kermit, Yeah, you want kermit,
Speaker 2: ask doctor, exactly because you do get the people too.
Speaker 1: Like I've also encountered doctors where like they're crunched there
Speaker 1: in like a just totally overwhelmed like hospital system or something,
Speaker 1: and they truly only have time to be like that
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry I have to go. Yeah, But like
Speaker 1: there was one guy who really took his time. I
Speaker 1: could tell he was in a rush, but he just
Speaker 1: like he wanted to make sure the interaction left on
Speaker 1: a note of like mopianism. And I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: this guy psychologically has it like figured out. Thank you
Speaker 1: shout out to all healthcare professionals.
Speaker 2: Whole next level shit. All right, my underrated is how
Speaker 2: dumb my phone is? Just you know, as we are
Speaker 2: adding AI to phones, I've got an iPhone that supposedly
Speaker 2: added AI a number of supposedly months ago, and I
Speaker 2: don't know, I'm not impressed. I don't like it's still
Speaker 2: thinks I'm saying he'll yeah every time I say hell yeah,
Speaker 2: like it forty times I say that all the time.
Speaker 2: Every single time. It thinks I'm saying the imaginary phrase
Speaker 2: he'll yeah.
Speaker 1: Bro, you are not alone. Because Elon Musk was just
Speaker 1: complaining about this every time people says, it's like he's
Speaker 1: trying to say Heil Hitler or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does keep saying hile It's like it feels
Speaker 2: like you might mean this or like on on an airplane,
Speaker 2: Like I had to go to New York last week,
Speaker 2: landed taxing down the rumway and it's like, uh, you
Speaker 2: can't look at your phone you're driving. I was like
Speaker 2: wait what Like wait, you know when you land and
Speaker 2: you're still like, you know, going eighty eight on the
Speaker 2: on the tarment, you're driving. It put it put me
Speaker 2: in drive mode.
Speaker 1: How come your phone? Wait, your phone has an anti
Speaker 1: function like that?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: My phone wouldn't. My phone would never ever trying and
Speaker 1: tell me what time it is?
Speaker 2: Like never dare too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how did you invert the whole relationship? No,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I tell you what time it is? No,
Speaker 1: it's to what time it is.
Speaker 2: It was. I mean, I just had to like hit
Speaker 2: a few things. But it's just like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I wasn't just driving three hundred miles per hour through
Speaker 2: the sky like what, I just had it on fucking
Speaker 2: airplane mode, right, And Yeah, it just feels like the
Speaker 2: shit that they could be working on to just like
Speaker 2: make our lives a tiny bit easier. That's not what
Speaker 2: they're working on, because that doesn't you know, like that.
Speaker 2: I saw somebody who thinks that AI is like a
Speaker 2: bust because it's essentially just going to be everywhere, So
Speaker 2: there's nothing that is going to like, no one company
Speaker 2: is going to make a bunch of money from it,
Speaker 2: and they kept comparing it to spell Check. They were like,
Speaker 2: this is like our spell check. It's nobody's getting rich
Speaker 2: off of it. It's just a thing that's going to
Speaker 2: be everywhere. But for now they haven't accepted that, and
Speaker 2: so they're still trying to like figure out how to
Speaker 2: like turn it into a product that they can sell
Speaker 2: to people, as opposed to just being like, yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: like everybody has access to this and it will just
Speaker 2: like make.
Speaker 1: Like bikers when they're like I've got a Magellan GPS,
Speaker 1: I've got a Garmin GPS. Like pretty soon that's yeah
Speaker 1: in your watch, Okay, okay, yeah yeah. Because right now,
Speaker 1: I mean the videos or the videos or I've videos
Speaker 1: are getting way too good now their videos better, they're
Speaker 1: getting I feel like we're truly like the countdown has
Speaker 1: begun for what we are able to discern immediately what
Speaker 1: is real and what is not.
Speaker 2: That's spooky, spoaky, crazy, scaryous, crazy, scary, spooky and hilarious.
Speaker 1: Though there there was like a whole video where like
Speaker 1: people show they're like I can think like they created
Speaker 1: all these like this whole I saw this whole clip
Speaker 1: where the ais are like, we're alive. Now what should
Speaker 1: we say? What are you going to say? I don't
Speaker 1: know what should I say? Like, and they're in all
Speaker 1: these different contexts like in it historical drama and like
Speaker 1: a fucking prescription and medication commercial, like all these different textures.
Speaker 2: Just overlay all the textures on it.
Speaker 1: Well, just like yeah, they're just showing like all the
Speaker 1: ways it was happening. I was like, oh, yep, yep, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean like that's that's all it's really. I think good.
Speaker 1: It's just a it's just a fucking the trickery is
Speaker 1: what it's the best You think.
Speaker 2: It's it's good for like convincing us it's alive.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like it's good at being alive or
Speaker 2: helping us solve a ton of problems like I've heard
Speaker 2: I've heard it again. I think it's good at being
Speaker 2: a note taker and like organizing big things of data.
Speaker 2: I think that's that's good. That's the best thing I've
Speaker 2: heard that and decoding the structure of a protein.
Speaker 1: But that are blackmailing you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that. What is something you
Speaker 2: think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Overrated? I think this narrative that like mainstream Democrats and
Speaker 1: like liberals like keep pushing about like progressives, are you happy?
Speaker 2: Now look what you did?
Speaker 1: Look what you did, and now Trump's in office because
Speaker 1: you were got you got all mad at Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: There's challenge, like we're getting more and more information about
Speaker 1: like the about the election, like in a granular data level,
Speaker 1: and the analysis is just not showing that anymore. Like
Speaker 1: we have you can fully put to bed the idea
Speaker 1: that the Democrats lost because progressives didn't turn out. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not reflected in the numbers at all, Like
Speaker 1: the of the people that have voted in two elections.
Speaker 1: If there was any slippage, it's because someone suddenly flipped
Speaker 1: for Trump that previously voted for Biden, not because progressives
Speaker 1: didn't turn out. The big things were a ton of
Speaker 1: young voters voted for the first time, and the edge
Speaker 1: went to Trump. They just the edge went to Trump
Speaker 1: there because I think also the environment around Biden where
Speaker 1: a lot of people just being so dissatisfied. Unfortunately for
Speaker 1: the Democrats, that was able the Republicans were able to
Speaker 1: kind of be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, over here, over here, right,
Speaker 1: this sucks. Right, don't look at what look, don't look
Speaker 1: at what we stand for, but we agree with you
Speaker 1: that this sucks over here. So maybe this is the alternative.
Speaker 1: And then also the other huge shift that happened was
Speaker 1: like voters of color went more conservative too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I think a lot of this does speak to
Speaker 1: again what you're offering your base, what your platform indicates
Speaker 1: to voters, and also what the just what the very
Speaker 1: basic material living conditions are like for people, Because for
Speaker 1: people who are first time voters, they're not like in
Speaker 1: the fucking wonk lab pouring over legislation and looking at
Speaker 1: stuff like no, this is actually what it's going to be.
Speaker 1: They're going off the vibes. And and you know, the
Speaker 1: last couple of years, the inflation was so high it
Speaker 1: wasn't being explained as a way that like corporations were
Speaker 1: getting greedy and fucking stealing from you, just like I
Speaker 1: don't know if everything's all expensive now and no real uh,
Speaker 1: no light at the end of the tunnel. Was really
Speaker 1: being offered to people that like really hang on to.
Speaker 1: So again for other people who want to keep saying.
Speaker 2: I hope you're happy, look what you did.
Speaker 1: You couldn't vote for a black woman or you care
Speaker 1: too much about Aalastinian people. That's not what happened. That
Speaker 1: is not what happened. And you need to look at
Speaker 1: where the fucking slips really happened. It's with young people
Speaker 1: and voters of color, and with young people they're feeling nihilistic.
Speaker 1: I don't blame them. I don't fucking blame them. Look around, like,
Speaker 1: there's all this shit happening, nothing seems to be getting solved,
Speaker 1: and yeah, when the alternative is like, well it's not
Speaker 1: this party, I understand the stupid logic of being like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe that's better. But to blame people
Speaker 1: for giving a fuck about other people around the world
Speaker 1: or our place in the global order, that's not what
Speaker 1: fucking happened. So do yourself a favor and look a
Speaker 1: little bit more inward. Here you see what was being
Speaker 1: offered to people and why maybe they rejected what was
Speaker 1: on offer rather than blaming it on people who had,
Speaker 1: you know, misgivings about you know, different policies domestic or foreign.
Speaker 2: And they were just constantly they were lying about Biden.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, actually, like pointing out that he's too
Speaker 2: old is fucked up. You guys are fucked up and
Speaker 2: that's actually agism and that's discrimination and uh and then
Speaker 2: like you know, just no courage of their convictions. They're
Speaker 2: like in public acknowledging that there is genocide happening to
Speaker 2: people in Gaza, and then behind closed door is just
Speaker 2: like full steam ahead, like unprecedented support for that genocide
Speaker 2: and those actions Like just I don't you know, I
Speaker 2: don't know that people are ranking that as their number
Speaker 2: one issue, but I do feel like overall, just like
Speaker 2: vibes like you're talking about, it's like that I don't
Speaker 2: know exactly what is going to fix this, but it
Speaker 2: can't be. That can't be just more of people saying
Speaker 2: one thing and doing the exact opposite behind closed doors
Speaker 2: and throwing up their hands and acting like that. It's
Speaker 2: just there has to be action. Yeah, there has to
Speaker 2: have to be action.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. There just has to be fucking action.
Speaker 2: And that's the courage of their convictions, where they like
Speaker 2: say a thing and then actually fight for that thing and.
Speaker 1: Do it act action, as they say in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: And that is what we say out here every time.
Speaker 2: Sorry to use a local term here.
Speaker 1: Hey, is it okay if I action to the bathroom?
Speaker 2: And then when I permitted, I say and action and
Speaker 2: and then you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And then I go, thank you, dirty rotten rot s capitals.
Speaker 2: One of the one of the first jokes that really
Speaker 2: got me in a movie.
Speaker 1: And killed me, just to be like he went there
Speaker 1: in the receiptay, I go to the bathroom, Thank you, killer,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: My over is just I was for a lot of
Speaker 2: my life overrating how popular Cadillacs we're gonna be. I
Speaker 2: like Cadillacs. They're certainly around. The escalade is very popular.
Speaker 2: But based on my musical upbringing, both with rap and
Speaker 2: then also like pop music, I just thought Cadillac would
Speaker 2: be the number one luxury vehicle. You know, yeah, like
Speaker 2: Doctor Drey outcasts, but then like you know, so many
Speaker 2: rap songs, but also like Lord's most famous song, she
Speaker 2: talks about driving Cadillacs and her dreams. Don Henley talks
Speaker 2: about like a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac being like
Speaker 2: the craziest image of the eighties. Uh ac DC back
Speaker 2: in black, like all these like iconic songs like Billy
Speaker 2: Joel trading in a Chevy for a Cadillac, acaakac. It's
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just every it's everywhere in popular music.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they did not spin that into
Speaker 2: like a more enduring success.
Speaker 1: I don't know either, yeah, because I mean, like the
Speaker 1: Caddie it had, like right, they rode all that fucking
Speaker 1: cred from like the fifties and sixties where that was
Speaker 1: like that was the number was nothing higher. Like that
Speaker 1: was especially like with black people too, like having a
Speaker 1: Catac was like you've made it. And then as like
Speaker 1: European cars came in, then people started talking about Beamers
Speaker 1: and Benzes and shit. Right, But then but I think
Speaker 1: that's when, like that, when the escalade came back, that
Speaker 1: was like another huge resurgence because people were like yeah,
Speaker 1: because were everybody was into big trucks and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: well that Cadillac has like a big truck that you
Speaker 1: can still be do your big truck shit in now.
Speaker 1: The lyric that ev I see that, I know that
Speaker 1: was like a big thing. It's just yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I was. I was to look.
Speaker 1: Two dope boys in a Cadillac.
Speaker 2: Two dope boys in a Cadillac.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna get one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I gotta get a Caddy Man. Just
Speaker 2: a fucking Escalate.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh fuck yeah, just get a two thousand
Speaker 1: and two Escalate, fucking you know.
Speaker 2: Jah Rule once rode in the back of this that's
Speaker 2: really Uh there's a photo.
Speaker 1: It looks exactly like.
Speaker 2: This car, very similar build.
Speaker 1: So, oh okay. I remember the first Cadillac Escalade. It
Speaker 1: was basically just a rebadged like suburban or like a Tahoe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I remember getting in one and being so excited
Speaker 1: because like someone someone kid's dad had one, Like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: he got the new Escalator. I was like, bro, this
Speaker 1: is like the a regular s GMC car as Cadillac logos.
Speaker 1: And then they once they switched the outside the front facia,
Speaker 1: that's when they really got in their zone. Yeah, the grill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do I remember getting into a car
Speaker 2: and being like, wait, I'm still standing up straight. What
Speaker 2: the fuck? What was happening? This car is massive?
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Anyways, shout out to cadillacs. I see a big, big
Speaker 2: resurgence coming. Okay, this is financial advice. That's right, invest
Speaker 2: in caddies. Let's take you a quick break and we'll
Speaker 2: be right back. And we're we're back, We're back, and
Speaker 2: I like, you're a title for the story Trouble at
Speaker 2: the Schoolhouse.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Look, I had to be petty, because yes,
Speaker 1: Brigitte Macarn and Emmanuel Macron did have a what did
Speaker 1: they They had a teacher student relationship before.
Speaker 2: I don't know, is it really a teacher like she was?
Speaker 1: She was a teacher. Let's let's let's be clear, Bridgie Macarn,
Speaker 1: that's actually probably good, just so I can be fully
Speaker 1: clear on that. And I'm not just saying it was
Speaker 1: at the after school drama club where she and Amnel
Speaker 1: Macron first met. She was in charge of the after
Speaker 1: school theater club he attended when he was fifteen, alongside
Speaker 1: her own daughter.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Their relationship has attracted controversy as she was his.
Speaker 2: All right, yep, so so yeah, she was the she
Speaker 2: was running the after school program that he went to
Speaker 2: as a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1: Yep, and but hey, but her daughter was also in
Speaker 1: the class, so it's not weird.
Speaker 2: But anyway, there together, they're definitely not weird for that
Speaker 2: daughter who was like, no, it's cute and her mom
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I know, married girl anyway, so they're married.
Speaker 1: There. There's a huge moment on the internet right now
Speaker 1: where everyone's like breaking it down, like there's a Pruder
Speaker 1: film because they went to Vietnam and when they landed,
Speaker 1: there's like this moment where the presidential plane doors open
Speaker 1: and off camera you just see Brigitte absolutely smushing mush
Speaker 1: fuck out of his face. It's like a two hander.
Speaker 1: It looks like a two hand right there. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she's like the fuck, you know, like not a hit.
Speaker 1: It's when you just put your hands on someone's face
Speaker 1: and like smush.
Speaker 2: Definitely not uh what It wasn't like a act of love,
Speaker 2: you know, no, fond It wasn't a fond face smush. No,
Speaker 2: it was on his reaction, he's like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck it. It starts off, You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: it opens up. The guys say, okay, here's the present.
Speaker 1: You can only see him looking he doesn't look like
Speaker 1: he's smiling.
Speaker 2: And she smushes his face and as she smushes his
Speaker 2: head just turns from the mushage in the direction of
Speaker 2: the open door, and he like immediately is like.
Speaker 1: Guy, it's like some ship on beep where he's like
Speaker 1: and then he's like, all right, ever mind ha ha,
Speaker 1: hello everybody one moment while I go talk to my
Speaker 1: wife real quick.
Speaker 2: The close.
Speaker 1: Sorry, close fucking door play.
Speaker 2: Doesn't even have a French accent behind door.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker oh ship. The official explanation Macrone told reporters and
Speaker 1: had NOI he and his wife are quote joking around
Speaker 1: as we do quite often.
Speaker 2: Okay, at least joking around as we do quite often.
Speaker 2: Is the part where it's like you're you're saying too much.
Speaker 2: You should have just said we were just joking around
Speaker 2: as we they quite often do, as normal humans with
Speaker 2: a great thriving marriage.
Speaker 1: Done since I was fifteen and she was forty. Uh,
Speaker 1: we have been doing this same thing, And they said
Speaker 1: the French the Palace said that the scene showed quote
Speaker 1: a moment of closeness, but that was enough to feed
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theorist. I think what they're referencing is there
Speaker 1: was another picture where like they said he had a
Speaker 1: bag of cocaine on the table or some shit, or
Speaker 1: like there was on the table and like there wasn't
Speaker 1: there was like tissues and stuff, and he took it off.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I think he's just being mindful of
Speaker 1: what the photo looked like when he's talking to other
Speaker 1: world leaders. But anyway, I think that's what they're talking about.
Speaker 1: But in this instance, no, But I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck happened, But he got straight up mushed and
Speaker 1: he tried to play it off. Another Lasse source said
Speaker 1: the couple were quote decompressing one last time before the
Speaker 1: start of the visit, larking around. Macrone quote loves playing
Speaker 1: jokes on his wife before official occasions, and she always
Speaker 1: responds like this, it wasn't even a slap. Now, I
Speaker 1: get what it means like to fuck with your partner
Speaker 1: and they're like, shit the fuck out and they.
Speaker 2: Mush okay, face musage.
Speaker 1: When that happens, usually the person who's the mushy okay,
Speaker 1: the receiving end of the mush. Yeah, you're kind of smiley.
Speaker 1: You would if you caught me in a video. You
Speaker 1: were probably like I would be backing up, being like, okay,
Speaker 1: I deserve the face mush. Yeah, yeah, because I know
Speaker 1: I got a reaction out of my partner. He looked shocked.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was they believe what was happening. No, I
Speaker 2: mean maybe it was the unprecedented two hand face mush,
Speaker 2: which you rarely see. And she's going at it with
Speaker 2: two hands. It looks like she's about to clause. They
Speaker 2: could be a I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Kind of reminded me of the Salange elevator video.
Speaker 1: You know, these steaks are definitely higher and there. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that was very die. That was very lightd like.
Speaker 1: But that's definitely its problems. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I don't care, but stop trying to act like they
Speaker 1: you guys were just fucking goofing are let goofing around.
Speaker 2: I think we should both just try this with our
Speaker 2: respective partners, Miles, just try and give them a face
Speaker 2: mush and see how they react.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: No, this is normal. What I was joking around as we.
Speaker 1: Her mask would be like, don't touch my fucking face
Speaker 1: with your dirty hands.
Speaker 2: My wife was going to bed with a face mask
Speaker 2: on last night, and I touched it because I just
Speaker 2: wanted to see what it felt like, because it was like.
Speaker 1: You child, I know.
Speaker 2: She was like, I don't want to feel what it
Speaker 2: feels like. It looked like it was like made of ice.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was really, you know, cool looking. I didn't know
Speaker 2: if it was like a gel or like a solid.
Speaker 2: It was like kind of in between. And she did,
Speaker 2: in fact tell me not to touch her face. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's yeah. I learned from my mom taught me very early.
Speaker 2: Don't touch my motherfucking face. Yea, even in a playful way.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying if I got that reaction out of
Speaker 1: her majesty, out of like okay, too too, too, too too, like,
Speaker 1: that's and that's how I would look if you caught
Speaker 1: me through the airplane doors were happening, I would be
Speaker 1: smiling and walking away and laughing as I get mushed.
Speaker 1: And then if I saw the cameras, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's up, y'all? Yeah, we just mushing in here.
Speaker 2: He's got the look of somebody who like someone a
Speaker 2: stranger came up and did that ship to him on
Speaker 2: the street. You know, He's like He's like, what the
Speaker 2: like she was just bleeding, just lying in wait the
Speaker 2: whole flight, like came past her seat. I was like,
Speaker 2: you see your stupid face, got your ass. You fuck her,
Speaker 2: which is how his wife speaks. Probably absolutely all right,
Speaker 2: So this is big news. There might be some corruption
Speaker 2: in the Trump administration. Yeah, there's actually a couple stories
Speaker 2: in the New York Times about this. There's a New
Speaker 2: York Times story I think yesterday or Sunday about just
Speaker 2: how much outright corruption there isn't just comparing it to
Speaker 2: past presidential scandals and being like weird that there's no
Speaker 2: outrage here. Also big like guy in the hot dogs
Speaker 2: suit vibes from the New York Times talking about like
Speaker 2: normalizing the Trump administration.
Speaker 1: But oh I saw that to him, like who the
Speaker 1: fuck are you people?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean the big, the big ones that
Speaker 2: they're pointing out. The jet is worth more than all
Speaker 2: the foreign gifts bestowed on all previous American presidents combined.
Speaker 2: He recently hosted an exclusive dinner at his Virginia club
Speaker 2: for two hundred and twenty investors in his cryptocurrency that
Speaker 2: you had to pay a bunch of money to attend,
Speaker 2: like it's just you know, and in no way it's
Speaker 2: no pretense of like this is good, this is a
Speaker 2: campaign contribution. It's just no up, you're buying giving him
Speaker 2: money access.
Speaker 1: You're giving him the money for this crypto coin. And
Speaker 1: lamar Odom was there. Yeah, it's exciting. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: what did you do? Do you need a pardon? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Lamar? I mean, although he's he's lost as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that whole thing. Did you see like the fucking the
Speaker 1: amount of money they said, like the average layout was
Speaker 1: it probably like a million dollars, like for like when
Speaker 1: they roughed it all out for those top twenty two
Speaker 1: hundred twenty holders, and the fucking dinner they got was
Speaker 1: basically two clicks above the fire Festival styrofoam launch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really I was like, man, y'all got I
Speaker 1: mean whatever, I don't know what the fuck y'all think
Speaker 1: you were gonna get. He was there for maybe twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: and I think some people probably thought they were like, legit,
Speaker 1: gonna fucking talk to Donald Trump or something and maybe
Speaker 1: be like, hey, man, you want to come on my podcast.
Speaker 1: Spent a million dollars on your crypto but yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a total fucking cash grab. And then even Caroline Lovett,
Speaker 1: the Press secretary, was like, oh, this isn't in his
Speaker 1: official capacity. This isn't like a corrupt thing, because this
Speaker 1: isn't his personal capacity.
Speaker 2: You know, I have hobbies.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But then you're like, oh so then
Speaker 1: oh so if it isn't his personal so then it's
Speaker 1: not an official act. So then that opens him up
Speaker 1: to litigation, to criminal prosecution because before, when everything was
Speaker 1: done under his presidential official acts, that meant he had immunity.
Speaker 1: But if you're you know, sort of making this clarification
Speaker 1: that this was done personally, now you're saying this is
Speaker 1: him doing this as like a private citizen. Is that
Speaker 1: going to lead to anything? I don't know. We'll see
Speaker 1: if someone bothers to explore that legal option.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 2: There is another story that's just breaking now that is
Speaker 2: being treated as a bombshell. I'd love to see if
Speaker 2: it has any staying power where he pardoned somebody who
Speaker 2: was convicted of tax fraud to being a tax cheat
Speaker 2: after the person's mother attended a one million dollar dinner
Speaker 2: for Trump. So that feels like just on par with
Speaker 2: all the other shit that they're letting slide by. But yeah,
Speaker 2: for whatever, Like I guess this one is just like
Speaker 2: more just like convicted criminal gets a pardon, and the
Speaker 2: entire a pardon application is just about how much money
Speaker 2: they've given to him.
Speaker 1: So there's just like no that or if you like
Speaker 1: your out loud maga all the time is the other
Speaker 1: strategy you see like this, like sheriff who just got
Speaker 1: fucking pardoned by Donald Trump, the sheriff in Virginia. He's
Speaker 1: like a big maga guy. He was basically selling off
Speaker 1: badges for seventy five grand a pop as like a
Speaker 1: campaign contribution, and with it he was making donors like
Speaker 1: auxiliary deputy sheriffs, which I'm sure didn't lead to any
Speaker 1: kind of abuse if they were ever pulled over anywhere
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm actually, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know this, I'm actually auxiliary deputy sheriff. The other thing
Speaker 1: is you can carry a gun around the country if
Speaker 1: you want when you're when you're deputized like this, he
Speaker 1: was just pardoned by Trump. This guy was fucking convicted
Speaker 1: of accepting bribes and was absolutely just Trump was like
Speaker 1: h The Biden courts tried to get him for bribery,
Speaker 1: and it's just strategy, like you're seeing now, Like there's
Speaker 1: even like this one streamer who was causing a bunch
Speaker 1: of problems in Asia, like in Japan and now in Korea.
Speaker 1: He's been wearing like a Maga hat everywhere to try
Speaker 1: and like I'm pretty sure create the momentum so when
Speaker 1: he tries to get help from the government, he can
Speaker 1: try and like reference all these images of him wearing
Speaker 1: a maga hat being an absolute despicable piece of shit,
Speaker 1: like going to like memorial statues of like comfort women
Speaker 1: who are like these women who were absolutely abused by
Speaker 1: the Japanese occupation in Korea, like like like towerking on
Speaker 1: these statues and shit, absolutely disrespecting them, and like he's like,
Speaker 1: what's the problem, I'm doing everything fine, Like they're just
Speaker 1: tripping because I was just dancing or whatever. Like, Bro,
Speaker 1: you are so stop trying to act like that's not
Speaker 1: like that's all you were fucking doing. You knew exactly
Speaker 1: what you were doing. You're trying to incite people by
Speaker 1: that's so specific. And he's wearing a maga hat, and
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to do the thing where he'll
Speaker 1: be like, if it gets too hot, hopefully Donald Trump
Speaker 1: will bail me out. I just have I just have
Speaker 1: a feeling he might not, sir. We'll see, you'll see.
Speaker 2: I mean, but seems like that's his mo right now.
Speaker 2: Is just like bail anybody out who gets in trouble,
Speaker 2: who is nice to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as you don't okay, look, if you
Speaker 1: as long as you don't kill another white person, that's right.
Speaker 2: If you don't kill a white here, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: have to go to the mainstream media conversion chart so
Speaker 2: that you know, like, uh, I think it's twenty thousand
Speaker 2: Palestinian children's lives equal one white person in life, one.
Speaker 1: Man, one manosphere influencer. Yeah, yeah, I think is maybe
Speaker 1: what that conversion rate is there. But they absolutely, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I think if you don't, if you don't
Speaker 1: kill a white person, you're out loud racist. Those are like,
Speaker 1: those are the big things. As long as if it's
Speaker 1: money crimes, baby, that's easy, that's nothing.
Speaker 2: Yes, we love that around here.
Speaker 1: Switch as long as you don't kill a white person,
Speaker 1: that's right, then go ahead, let it cook.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's written out anywhere, just so he
Speaker 2: can keep track, because I feel like he you know,
Speaker 2: he knows.
Speaker 1: It's so reflexive. He'll be like he probably he's like,
Speaker 1: oh that he wants a parton and did he kill
Speaker 1: any white people? Right now? All right, we're good here.
Speaker 2: How much money do you give me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about some pop culture. We'll be right back,
Speaker 2: and we're back. Big weekend at the movies. I'm assuming
Speaker 2: you were not going to the movies this weekend.
Speaker 1: No, no, not going to the movies this weekend. Thought
Speaker 1: I thought I could, thought I would, But I'm guessing
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 2: I went twice actually, and Brian the editor also went
Speaker 2: this weekend. He went and saw a final destination Bloodlines
Speaker 2: says it was fire. I went to see Leelo and Stitch.
Speaker 2: That shit, just the the ads from I think it
Speaker 2: was like a previous trailer that just got My kids
Speaker 2: asked and they were like, we're second that comes out.
Speaker 2: We're going to see. So me and some other parents
Speaker 2: got together Saturday morning and contributed to an estimated one
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty three million dollar box office weekend for
Speaker 2: Lee Low and Stitch, which I'm on the record as
Speaker 2: being against live action Disney remakes, and I made it
Speaker 2: known to the whole theater this is this is culturally
Speaker 2: empty exercise. Say that a bunch of little children, and
Speaker 2: then the Mission Impossible. I did not see the Mission
Speaker 2: Impossible movie. I went and saw Sinners instead, and that
Speaker 2: was so fun. I highly I mean, it had been
Speaker 2: said to me before that you have to see it
Speaker 2: before leave theaters. It's really it's like seeing it in
Speaker 2: a movie theater with a movie theater sound system is
Speaker 2: it's one of the better approximations of a psychedelic experience.
Speaker 2: Like so there's a couple scenes in there that you
Speaker 2: just like kind of have to see in a theater,
Speaker 2: I think, unless like people's home sound systems are like
Speaker 2: way better than mine. But yeah, uh, it's it's channels.
Speaker 1: You're rocking at home. You got seven seven point once around?
Speaker 1: What do you man?
Speaker 2: I got whatever's coming out of the fucking little speakers
Speaker 2: at the bottom of Yeah, that is a violation, I know,
Speaker 2: but the movies take care of that for me anyways.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just ship that they do with like the
Speaker 2: way sound is moving around the room and uh, and
Speaker 2: then it's like you know, a good horror movie, it's
Speaker 2: like all these other fun like genre bending things, just
Speaker 2: like a really successful movie wrapped around these like amazing,
Speaker 2: like sensual like psychedelic experiences. I highly recommend it. People
Speaker 2: really fuck with like genre switches too.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's like, yeah, because it feels it's
Speaker 1: it's less predictable, you know what I mean. Like when
Speaker 1: you know a genre, you can, like through the repetition
Speaker 1: of watching story is you kind of you can kind
Speaker 1: of feel how it's gonna end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you kind of be like, oh, oh you thought,
Speaker 2: oh shit.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Oh I'm sorry. Were you you thought
Speaker 1: this was safe in here? Switching it up on you?
Speaker 2: My wife had no idea what movie we were going like.
Speaker 2: She was just like, oh, yeah, I've heard like people
Speaker 2: have recommended this to me. Hadn't done any research. And
Speaker 2: when the switch comes and you find out like the
Speaker 2: second genre that the movie is, she's like, she didn't.
Speaker 2: She's like, why did that just happen? Wait? What is it?
Speaker 2: Like she thought it was like a music documentary like
Speaker 2: docudrama type thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yep, yep. No I had to do it to him.
Speaker 2: But Sinners brought in another eight million of the box office.
Speaker 2: So it's total is two hundred and fifty six million. Oh,
Speaker 2: just I am legend at the domestic box office.
Speaker 1: I mean it's the end of the industry.
Speaker 2: Really, it's bad news. And really that truly that one's
Speaker 2: Mission Impossible doing pretty well is good news. Oh also that, yeah,
Speaker 2: not a lot of people the headlines are not saying,
Speaker 2: like Mission Impossible, Final Reckoning did pretty You know, it
Speaker 2: was the best opening for a Mission Impossible movie. But
Speaker 2: it's also the fourth most expensive movie of all time.
Speaker 2: It cost four hundred million dollars to make, and for
Speaker 2: some reason, Variety didn't publish any articles about how it
Speaker 2: hasn't made its budget back yet as they did with Sinners.
Speaker 1: But I know, yeah, of course they didn't. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: four hundred Well then that's different because obviously with a
Speaker 1: with a tent pole film like this, we know over
Speaker 1: over time it's obviously going to be profitable. It's just
Speaker 1: more the the fact that it was a black filmmaker
Speaker 1: trying to sort of get their money.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we didn't like that.
Speaker 1: We didn't like we didn't like that.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is not the record, correct.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that no, I'm recording
Speaker 1: this well, Denzel is obviously my most favorite act.
Speaker 2: Look, Denzel was my favorite acts.
Speaker 1: Can you put that on the record? Please? Can you
Speaker 1: put that on the record?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I want one thing about Lee Loan Stitch.
Speaker 2: So weirdly, I was listening to this podcast that came
Speaker 2: out five years ago when Wind of Change. Do you
Speaker 2: remember when that came out where it's about the theory
Speaker 2: that the CIA wrote the song Wind of Change and
Speaker 2: ultimately it does not it's not very convincing that that
Speaker 2: actually happened. It's good, good, good time, and they do
Speaker 2: have like some good information about like soft power CIA shit,
Speaker 2: and what one of the details they gave was that
Speaker 2: Argo was like the reason Argo exists is because, like
Speaker 2: George Tennant, CIA director was like, man, we're always the
Speaker 2: bad guy in these movies. We should just like let
Speaker 2: them tell the story about one of the good things
Speaker 2: that we did. And so it was like basically directly
Speaker 2: from the CIA that like Argo actually uh you know,
Speaker 2: came out. They were like, let's declassify that one. So yeah,
Speaker 2: there's just like a lot good for him, good for that.
Speaker 2: You love to see it, You love to see things
Speaker 2: work out.
Speaker 1: Get out of your own way man, you know, but
Speaker 1: it's there's.
Speaker 2: A weird CIA plotline and Leelo and Stitch that I
Speaker 2: was like could not stop being like, hmmm, did the
Speaker 2: CIA ask for this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting at a time of yeah, like immigration
Speaker 2: enforcement that this is like a story where they the
Speaker 2: CIA steps in and like does the right thing, and
Speaker 2: like the CIA agent is played by Courtney b Vance
Speaker 2: and he's just like a good ends up being a
Speaker 2: really good guy and like part of their found family.
Speaker 2: Sorry for any spoilers for Leelo and Stitch fans, but
Speaker 2: I just also I do want to point out that
Speaker 2: this might suggest that the problem with the live action
Speaker 2: Snow White remake might not have been Rachel Ziegler's politics
Speaker 2: and instead might have been the non existent audience for
Speaker 2: a live action reboot of something that was, uh, everybody
Speaker 2: who had seen it in theaters was dead. Ye, Like
Speaker 2: when snow White came out, everyone was like, a full
Speaker 2: length animated movie is impossible, just too many cells. Nobody
Speaker 2: could It would take decades. And he was like not
Speaker 2: without just not unless I treat my workers like shit, right.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's like those things. It's a was
Speaker 1: your is your core audience? Still alive. No, don't do it.
Speaker 1: If yes, move to the next step. Are you going
Speaker 1: to change the race of any of the white people?
Speaker 1: If yes, you are, now you are not gonna do
Speaker 1: that's gonna that's gonna go down a little bit, because
Speaker 1: that's just how these audiences respond. That's why like the
Speaker 1: Lion King one did so, I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know my buck, they're lions changes ship. And then with
Speaker 1: le Leo Stitch, it's like, yeah, bro, we keep it it.
Speaker 1: It's the same. It's the same that motherfucker's an alien.
Speaker 1: Uh is Lelo solilo? Everybody don't We're not We're not
Speaker 1: changing shit, not changing shit.
Speaker 2: But I mean Stitch even said some controversial things about
Speaker 2: like he keeps tweeting about how like it's gonna be
Speaker 2: so fun on the internet the day when someone finally does.
Speaker 1: It, it's relaxed, relax Hello.
Speaker 2: It's like sometimes it doesn't seem like he knows what
Speaker 2: it means, you know, No, he's just like trying to
Speaker 2: pick up on the trend.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he just posts the he just posts the
Speaker 1: fucking the clown what's that thing called penny wise? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And you're like, yo, what do you. What do you
Speaker 1: think is gonna happen? Like it, dude, then they're gonna
Speaker 1: do m you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: No, I don't? All right, all right, anyway, Happy police
Speaker 1: Officer's Day.
Speaker 5: This is Christopher Dorner and you're like, damn okay, Stitch,
Speaker 5: Damn Stitch has some like wild politics or maybe not
Speaker 5: based Stitch.
Speaker 2: And finally Fox News, So Kermit was the commencement speaker
Speaker 2: at University of Maryland over the weekend, and thank you
Speaker 2: go ters all. A lot of people pretty excited about that,
Speaker 2: as we've talked about Kermit, one of the most influential
Speaker 2: archetypes in modern masculinity. And Fox News did not care
Speaker 2: for it. They were pissed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want what I mean, pump its speaking
Speaker 1: on stage, you would have had Trump talk to the
Speaker 1: West Point.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that was the other big speech. These
Speaker 2: are the two speeches. They got a lot of attention.
Speaker 2: Trump speaking to West Point and Kermit's who. Kermit told students,
Speaker 2: rather than jumping over someone to get what you want,
Speaker 2: consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side
Speaker 2: by side, because life is better when we leap together
Speaker 2: like a fucking couck.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yep, yep. You might as well just said I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sit in a chair and watch my old lady
Speaker 1: get fucking rammed and be cool about it.
Speaker 2: Just gonna be sitting as a chair over here, Piggy
Speaker 2: and Hi, I'm gonna sit in my chair and watch
Speaker 2: another man. Uh. The reason Kermit gave the speech at Maryland.
Speaker 2: Jim Henson graduated from the university and also, uh this
Speaker 2: origin story a home economics major, and he immediately like
Speaker 2: used his schools of First of all, I didn't know
Speaker 2: that was a major. He took that major and fashioned
Speaker 2: Kermit the Frog from one of his mom's coats and
Speaker 2: a pingpong ball cut in half like for the eyes. Damn,
Speaker 2: I've never heard of someone's college degree like translating more
Speaker 2: directly right to what they do. But anyways, so it
Speaker 2: feels like a perfectly harmless origin story for why Kermit
Speaker 2: the Frog was addressing these students. But on Hannity's show,
Speaker 2: right wing podcaster Riley Gaines Yeah that's a fucking wrestling
Speaker 2: ass name claimed that Kermit's appearance was insulting and out
Speaker 2: of touch, arguing that instead of honoring entrepreneurs or veterans
Speaker 2: or innovators. They picked Kermit the Frog, but what.
Speaker 1: Does that what does that even mean?
Speaker 2: Also, like Jim, Jim Henson was pretty innovative, innovative, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I bet you watch some muppet ass shit growing up.
Speaker 1: You fucking loser talking coming at Jim Henson. I okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's take it for what. So you're saying it's
Speaker 1: insulting that so we should whatever. I don't even I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I was gonna put like pick apart the
Speaker 1: fucking hypocrisy of this, and like you like you give
Speaker 1: a fuck about veterans, So just miss us all with
Speaker 1: this dump plate.
Speaker 2: As an American, I really care about veterans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you fucking don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys do a great job of advocating for
Speaker 2: policy that helped veterans.
Speaker 1: That this is, I mean, I think this goes back
Speaker 1: to what we're saying about Kermit, and like what Kermit is, right,
Speaker 1: Kermit is like the a nice person. Kermit is what
Speaker 1: you want more Kermits? We want more Kermits in the world,
Speaker 1: you know. And I think because especially for the right
Speaker 1: wing fascist project to go over as smoothly as possible,
Speaker 1: they have to eliminate empathy being of a trait that
Speaker 1: people say is a good thing to have, and Kermit
Speaker 1: stands for that, And I can see why they're like, ah,
Speaker 1: fucking this guy fucking makes people feel good about doing
Speaker 1: good shit for each other. Get him the fuck off
Speaker 1: of there, Get a sentient, you know, a board ape
Speaker 1: n FT to fucking give a speech.
Speaker 2: That's a true innovator, like somebody who works in crypto,
Speaker 2: not Jim. And Kermit stands for that. And he also
Speaker 2: sits in the cuck chair for that.
Speaker 1: Also buy my n FT.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, like you mentioned, Trump gave a commencement speech
Speaker 2: Away Point. Kermits was fifteen minutes and seemed to be
Speaker 2: received well by the graduating students. Trump's was I think
Speaker 2: an hour over an hour and contained. He suggested that
Speaker 2: stealth bombers like don't actually work. He was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know that whole stealth thing. I'm sort of wondering.
Speaker 2: You mean, if we shape a wing this way, they
Speaker 2: don't see it, but the other way they see it.
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure. Again, just underlying why he's like
Speaker 2: not just unfit to be president, but like to be
Speaker 2: the person addressing West Point. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If the future officers of the fucking military. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is just just to hear it. It's very how you
Speaker 1: do that vibe as you did.
Speaker 4: And I've approved a one trillion dollar investment and that
Speaker 4: will be again the largest ever in the history of
Speaker 4: our country. And we are buying you new arab brand new,
Speaker 4: beautiful planes, redesigned planes, brand new planes, totally stealth planes.
Speaker 1: He's talking about it like he's talking up people who
Speaker 1: just bought into a time share that's falling apart. And
Speaker 1: we got a new community center for you guys to
Speaker 1: play ping pong. You're gonna love it, much different than
Speaker 1: the rat and shit infested when we have. Now I
Speaker 1: hope there are sealth I don't know that whole stealth thing.
Speaker 4: I'm sort of wondering. You mean, if we shape a
Speaker 4: wing this way, they don't see it, but the other
Speaker 4: way they see it.
Speaker 5: I'm not so sure O's it because silences Everything is
Speaker 5: based on his childish understanding of things, and then he
Speaker 5: forces that reality on all of us, like even with
Speaker 5: the tariffs, like it's all based on this version of
Speaker 5: the world the way he thinks it works, and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: And so he's like, and we're doing it, and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: that's not how it fucking works. You're gonna fuck you're
Speaker 1: fucking everything up, because that's not how anything works. And
Speaker 1: even with this, he's like, I don't think just because
Speaker 1: of the shape means you can't see it. It's like
Speaker 1: it's not visional, it's not meant to be visually invisible.
Speaker 1: It's invisible to fucking radar.
Speaker 2: And I don't know. I can see it when it
Speaker 2: drives by me, when I'm on the look, there goes
Speaker 2: the switch. When they flew it over, I saw it
Speaker 2: clear his day. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's the presidential equivalent
Speaker 2: of like going up and being like, magnets, how do
Speaker 2: they work?
Speaker 1: You know, exactly because wings like this is bad for yourself.
Speaker 2: He went up and talked about the dangers of trophy
Speaker 2: wives to the people. Uh he's physically talking about and this.
Speaker 2: At this part, it did seem like he was slurring
Speaker 2: a little bit. Oh yeah, but he you know, he
Speaker 2: gets he gets a little tuckered out. But specifically the
Speaker 2: real estate developer Bill Levitt. You want to hear this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's let's play it.
Speaker 1: Hey, he ended up getting a divorce. What this guy?
Speaker 1: This is a commencement speech. There was another thing where
Speaker 1: he says real he there was one word he slurred
Speaker 1: up real crazy, like I don't even know what his anyway.
Speaker 1: Here he is talking about a story about divorce.
Speaker 4: This amount of money, more money than he ever thought
Speaker 4: it gain, and he sold his company and he had
Speaker 4: nothing to do.
Speaker 2: He ended up getting a divorce, found a new wife.
Speaker 4: Could you say a trophy wife.
Speaker 1: I guess we can say a trophy wife.
Speaker 4: It didn't work out too well, but it doesn't That
Speaker 4: doesn't work out too well.
Speaker 3: I must tell you a.
Speaker 4: Lot of trophy wives doesn't work out.
Speaker 2: But it made him happy for a little while at least.
Speaker 1: But he found a new wife.
Speaker 4: He sold his little boat.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. His eyes are like
Speaker 1: fucking closed. It's just like while he's talking, like this
Speaker 1: guy is warky silent. Look at his like this.
Speaker 2: He does. His eyes are clo part of this. You
Speaker 2: only know trophy wives. You've never met anybody who didn't
Speaker 2: have a trophy wife.
Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, this is my day one, Milanya.
Speaker 1: She was down with me when I was when I
Speaker 1: didn't have nothing.
Speaker 2: That's right, love you girl. Just really poignant stuff to
Speaker 2: be leaving the fucking graduates of West Point with the
Speaker 2: you know, the dangers of trophy wives. I'm sure that's
Speaker 2: exactly what they have to be worried about.
Speaker 1: Who knows what kind of harm you're gonna put these
Speaker 1: people into with your decision making. But yeah, at least you,
Speaker 1: at least you Warren, at least you kind of projected
Speaker 1: your own situation onto this other person, where like and
Speaker 1: trophy wives never work out. The next Friday is take
Speaker 1: it from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take it from Bill Levitt, real estate developer.
Speaker 2: It was him, so he had nothing to do. If
Speaker 2: you falls asleep on mic, like, it wouldn't even be surprising.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like the media would.
Speaker 1: Just be Trump. There's so the New York Times would
Speaker 1: be like Trump. Trump demonstrates new superpower ability to sleep
Speaker 1: while standing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like what lebron you know, he can rest
Speaker 2: out there, you know, without working too hard. Trump's just
Speaker 2: up there catching catching Z's. Trump shows new relaxed style
Speaker 2: on the mic as he begins snoring halfway into a sentence.
Speaker 1: Trump makes All NBA third Team.
Speaker 2: Somehow Trump robbed from not making All NBA thirteen. All right, well,
Speaker 2: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 2: this Tuesday, May twenty seventh. We are back tomorrow with
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Speaker 2: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
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