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Speaker 1: Imagine how great life would be if you had unlimited butts.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Like cigarette butts, Nope, like butts

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Speaker 1: on your body, unlimited butts. A scientist just discovered a

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Speaker 1: new animal and it might be the weirdest animal on

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Speaker 1: this planet, even weirder than the animal that is Kanye West.

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Speaker 1: He's a weird animal. Yeah, for sure. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what the animal that they found though, is, in a second.

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Speaker 1: But think about this. How many times I've been sitting

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Speaker 1: there just thinking about life and you're like, man, I

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Speaker 1: wish I had a tail? Actually sometimes right, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: happened time or two. And then you're like, man, I

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Speaker 1: actually wish I had seven tales, because if I had

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Speaker 1: seven tales, that means I had seven butts, and that

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Speaker 1: would be amazing. You guys are weird anyway. Scientists in

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Speaker 1: Australia found a type of worm that has more than

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Speaker 1: one butt. WHOA, yeah, Okay. Where they find it in Australia?

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Speaker 1: Is it like in like water the sands. It's in

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Speaker 1: water okay, yep. It lives in c sponge and they

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Speaker 1: just found it. It's making international news because it's a

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Speaker 1: crazy discovery. Whenever they discover a new animal. It lives

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Speaker 1: in cea sponges and sections of its body branch out

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Speaker 1: like a tree, and each section of its body has

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Speaker 1: its own butt, so it can have hundreds or even

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Speaker 1: thousands of butts. But check this out, but but with

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Speaker 1: one t. They only have one head. One head, one

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Speaker 1: head could have thousands of butts. Okay, okay, but these

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Speaker 1: butts aren't like human butts, are they? You know it

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Speaker 1: doesn't have They didn't have a picture of it. No picture.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, picture, it didn't happen. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: had a picture of It's really hard to tell because

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Speaker 1: it's a really small little worm. But it has got

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Speaker 1: thousands of butts on it, although I do think they

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Speaker 1: should be like Kardashian butts. Kardashians had to be so

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Speaker 1: jealous of this worm, like, think of all the surgeries

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Speaker 1: we could get if we had one hundred butts. The

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Speaker 1: official name for it is some big science you work Latin,

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Speaker 1: but I am naming it the Torque worm. The scientists

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Speaker 1: discovered the twrqu worm that has unlimited butts and one head.

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Speaker 1: So how big is this worm? Like as far as

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Speaker 1: like inches? Ways, Um, that's a good question. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: like I mean, I think it's like a couple of

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Speaker 1: inches huge. That's that's a good enough amount of room

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Speaker 1: to grow some butts. Yeah, that's a lot of butt

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Speaker 1: per inch too. It's like mostly but it's mostly. But

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Speaker 1: it's just adasi. Maybe it should be called the Kardashian

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Speaker 1: Was there no picture? I think it's be under the

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Speaker 1: microscope to see the butt. Yeah, okay, here's a question

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Speaker 1: for you guys though. If you could have an extra

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Speaker 1: body part and no, Evan, not an extra banger for

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Speaker 1: your mash. That's an English food joke. Yes, I got it.

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Speaker 1: It just made that because I'm a master of original comedy.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's ever made that joke before. But if you could

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Speaker 1: have an extra body part and not that part, what

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Speaker 1: body part would you guys have? Would what would you

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Speaker 1: want extra Alex? Okay, A couple of things come to mind.

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Speaker 1: The first it would be eyes in the back of

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Speaker 1: my head. Eyes. Or it would be an extra set

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Speaker 1: of arms too. No, it would just make me more

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Speaker 1: efficient at doing life. Oh, Alex like to do a

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Speaker 1: million things at once, So that would I think you

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Speaker 1: would go? You should go with the extra arms. You

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Speaker 1: don't even need the extra lems that you do it already,

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Speaker 1: your mom, you already have eyes in the back of

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Speaker 1: your head. She'll know, so she'll know what somebody's doing

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Speaker 1: in another room. She's just be like, stop doing that

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Speaker 1: right now? How do you know? But yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: you'd do well with Yeah, thank you, Evan. What would

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Speaker 1: you want extra um? I think is I'd like to

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Speaker 1: like have super hearing, because that would double the amount

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Speaker 1: of hearing that I have, right or maybe not? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you just hear the same. You just have extra ears.

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Speaker 1: Where would you want your extra ears? What part of

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Speaker 1: your body? I want them? Like just above my normally

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Speaker 1: is so it looks like I have a double set,

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Speaker 1: like an elf. As the executive producer of this show,

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Speaker 1: I'd like you to have more ears as well. Well,

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Speaker 1: I already have an extra leg. Oh my goodness, you do.

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Speaker 1: I think I would like one more eye, just one,

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Speaker 1: just one your third eye, well, yes, my third eye,

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Speaker 1: but already have a third eye, a fourth eye another

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Speaker 1: their eye where but I would like it in place

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Speaker 1: of one of my nipples. Why? Just to see people's

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Speaker 1: faces when I take off my shirt. Just around just

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Speaker 1: in the shower. What are you looking at a shower

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Speaker 1: at the gym or something. You know, it would just

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Speaker 1: be awesome just to the one eye where nipple should be,

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Speaker 1: just looking around. That's really crapy. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: There's just a little something to blow your mind on

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Speaker 1: a Monday. Text in four one of six one, what

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Speaker 1: extra body part would you want to have? If you

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Speaker 1: could have an extra body part and very exciting. Go

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Speaker 1: ahead and google the Torque worm and learn about the

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Speaker 1: worm that has an unlimited round of butts. It'll blow

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Speaker 1: your mind.