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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred d hy away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: is this Laura? Yes, it is hi there, Laura. My

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Speaker 1: name is Terence and my daughter goes to school with

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Speaker 1: your son. I believe his name is Reese. Is that yes? Well,

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Speaker 1: I saw Reese in the Little Mermaid play last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I feel was so cute. I'm so proud

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Speaker 1: of my little angel. Oh that's funny. Oh kudos. Do

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Speaker 1: you a good joke? That was funny? I laughed. Yes, No,

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Speaker 1: what what's funny? Oh my, you were being serious? Well yeah, serious. Well,

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Speaker 1: now that's even funnier, I think. Yes, what are you

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Speaker 1: getting at. I don't don't well. Your son last night

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Speaker 1: in the school's production of The Little Mermaid. He played

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Speaker 1: Sebastian the Crab. Was that right? Yes? He did, Yes,

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Speaker 1: did a great job. Well. You might not know this

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Speaker 1: about me, but I've spent some time in theater myself,

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Speaker 1: and they'll have you know that. Your son is definitely

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Speaker 1: not theater material. Is he I'm sure you already know that,

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Speaker 1: though that shouldn't be a surprise. Seriously, right now, you're

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Speaker 1: picking on my son, who is a seven year old

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Speaker 1: and a school play. How dare you? Well, I'm not

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Speaker 1: picking on him, am I. I'm doing the correct thing

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Speaker 1: by calling his mother and telling her that she should

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Speaker 1: be ashamed of his acting. Well, his mother thinks he

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Speaker 1: did a great job and doesn't appreciate your not the

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Speaker 1: attitude all right, Well, clearly you do not know the theater,

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Speaker 1: so maybe I can explain to you. Your son's performance

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Speaker 1: was lath magic, uninterested, and I'm pretty sure he forgot

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Speaker 1: one of his lines. Very unprofessional. Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: you're a and I do not appreciate you calling me

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Speaker 1: like this ridiculous. Now, if your son would have spoke

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Speaker 1: with the same passion last night during the school play,

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Speaker 1: I might be singing a different tune. What is your problem?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to start something right now? I'll take

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Speaker 1: you on you leave my son out of it? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to start anything between us. I just

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Speaker 1: think we both know that your son is a horrible actor.

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Speaker 1: You get off my phone right now now. I since

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Speaker 1: that you're upset, but there is a silver lining, and

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Speaker 1: that's what I was calling to discuss with you, something

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Speaker 1: happy lining. What the hell are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about my daughter, Charlotte, who is also seven.

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Speaker 1: You see, she's been formerly trained in the arts for

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Speaker 1: years now. I practically had her coming out of the

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Speaker 1: womb reading Hamlet. Oh you're Charlotte knows Hamlet? Yes, take

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Speaker 1: her Hamlet and shove it up your Okay, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to do that, but what I am going

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Speaker 1: to tell you is that she is captivating, and she

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Speaker 1: performs with great confidence and shows true commitment to a role,

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Speaker 1: unlike a certain crab that we both know. I think

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Speaker 1: you can read between the lines there. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: your son and is terrible acting. Sell somebody who cares

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Speaker 1: about your opinion and your daughter and your dreadful aspectation.

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Speaker 1: You are a hideous human being, and I have taken

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Speaker 1: it upon myself to call somebody. I actually spoke with

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Speaker 1: the director, and I use that term loosely. It's apparently

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Speaker 1: the lad that teaches them or something. Of course, she's

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Speaker 1: their director, she's their teacher. Because I'm following you again,

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Speaker 1: they're sent in years. Oh well, I have children. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have confirmation that my daughter, Charlotte will be replacing

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Speaker 1: your son from now on in all performances in the QUI, yes,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding you right now? I know it's exciting news.

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Speaker 1: You have some nerve to call the school and get

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Speaker 1: my boy replaced in the play? Are you kidding right now?

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Speaker 1: I suppose if I had actually done that, yes, I

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Speaker 1: would have some nerve. But I didn't do that, did I?

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Speaker 1: I just did a prank phone call on you, that's all.

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Speaker 1: What are you even I don't what are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I'm trying to tell you that

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you and your friend

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Speaker 1: Denise set you up. Wait, it's a joke. It's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call, a prank phone call. Yes, your friend

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Speaker 1: Denise emailed me and said that you're very proud of

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Speaker 1: your child's acting ability and she wanted to have some

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Speaker 1: fun with you. What. Yes, it's a joke. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a kid that goes to your school, and I've

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Speaker 1: never seen your son's acting. But let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: I do know a thing or two about theater. So

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell that you were angry at all. You

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Speaker 1: sounded mellow the whole time. Well, there were a few

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Speaker 1: cuss words, but other than that, completely mellow week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubel phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On Moving ninety two point five