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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for finding the podcast, and hey, reminder, huge

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Speaker 1: Okay, in the show notes, check those out or at

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Speaker 1: us at Instagram, at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: And here's the show.

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Speaker 2: We're going to start the show. We're from Really good

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Speaker 2: News Today. You just shot up a giant ship as

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Speaker 2: we went live, was Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Cause why that one in your mouth? Jeff that was

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Speaker 2: another one coming in? Is more annoying you being on

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Speaker 2: a phone call or a video cat We're listening to

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Speaker 2: your favorite radio show and hearing the other person on

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Speaker 2: the side of it loudly chewing.

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Speaker 3: If we're talking about how noxious it is, why are you?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know I hate it, well, so many people.

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Speaker 1: It's like the chewing with the mouth opens it really is.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I can see.

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Speaker 2: It's disgusting, But like, what's the alternative? Don't eat anything

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Speaker 2: and starve to death? Just I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, just wait like eight minutes, a few.

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Speaker 2: Hungry and I'm talking about die. Okay, Luckily, you guess

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Speaker 2: who was stepped up to save the day from that

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Speaker 2: annoying sound. Not you, none other than Dorito's. Wow, because Dorito's.

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Speaker 2: Dorrito just came out of my mouth. Dorito's is coming

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Speaker 2: out with a brand new product called Dorrito's Silent.

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Speaker 3: If they are making a muzzle for us to wear.

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Speaker 2: Then sign me up. Okay, what's Doriedo's Silent. It's not

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Speaker 2: a new breed of Dorito's chip that doesn't make any

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Speaker 2: noise when you chew on it, because.

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Speaker 3: That sounds so sobby That's what I thought at first.

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Speaker 2: This is crunch canceling software that removes the sound of

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Speaker 1: But radio stations can't afford it, so that's why we

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Speaker 1: still hear you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was mainly created for gamers because gamers

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Speaker 2: love to snack while they're playing.

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Speaker 5: I get hungry when I'm playing for hours at a time.

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Speaker 2: Who knows why, but hearing the sounds of other people

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Speaker 2: eating funions while you're trying to phone nubes super distracting,

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Speaker 2: so crouch canceling headphones were the obvious answers. Thank you

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Speaker 2: Jarritos for saving us cool.

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Speaker 3: That's like the commercials for those phones where it's like

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Speaker 3: take out the wind noise and all you hear.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, probably they're going to try it doing other things too. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't sure where you're going with. Irritating sounds emanate

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Speaker 2: One sound that never irritates me, though, is the sound

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Speaker 6: For decades, Rudolph has been the most famous of Santa's reindeer.

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Speaker 6: That was until yesterday morning, when we heard about a

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Speaker 6: completely by accident trying to name them all. The good

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Speaker 6: news is her little Whoopsie brought endless holiday joy to

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Speaker 6: our entire listening audience in a way that Santa Claus

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Speaker 6: totally made up characters she accidentally invents today when we

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Speaker 6: quiz her on famous Christmas movies in another holiday edition

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Speaker 6: of three and a half with Alexi, it's starting things

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Speaker 2: Okay, brook your.

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Speaker 6: Category is holiday films of the nineteen forties.

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Speaker 1: We were just discussing because we do a gen Z

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Speaker 3: Well, usually don't like any of them.

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Speaker 1: We were going through holiday movies and I was naming

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Speaker 6: Let's go Brooks betting on her. Alexis finished this famous

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Speaker 3: I noticed it every time an angel guess his wings.

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Speaker 2: Y correct. As Connor, the Fratborough reindeer was conceived while

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Speaker 2: watching brook Great, bet you bet on her. She got

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Speaker 1: Specific Wow, there can only be one, right, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: I think we all think it.

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Speaker 2: Brooks says that Alexis knows all the old stuff for

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Speaker 2: some reason, and none of the news stuff were both.

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Speaker 3: I'm an expert.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say she knows it.

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Speaker 6: Yay, Jeff's betting on her Alexis in the movie A

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Speaker 6: Christmas Carol, Jeff, Oh right. There's a famous line that

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Speaker 6: ends the story where a young boy with crutches stands

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Speaker 6: That boy's name was Tiny. What tiny?

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Speaker 3: The boys with the crutch tiny it rids.

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Speaker 8: It's like tiny, tod Tiny, We gotta be kidding.

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Speaker 6: Christmas fraternity, Tiny Todd. Unfortunately, that's incorrect. We're looking for

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Speaker 6: She got it wrong, so you're never again. Okay, finally

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Speaker 6: we're on to Jose.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you eating the chips? I'm eating my

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Speaker 6: Your category is animated Christmas films from the sixteen thirties. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I was like, that was animation.

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Speaker 2: Stick in the dirt that was animation back then. Actually,

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Speaker 5: Sheep put me on the animated Grinch, and now I

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's really cute animated green.

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Speaker 5: Is what I mean? God, I've never seen it until

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Speaker 3: It's darling and the animation is so great.

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Speaker 2: They should make a dark version of the Grinch though, well.

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Speaker 3: That's supposed to be the it's dark and then ends.

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Speaker 2: No, like a super dark version, like a horror movie

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Speaker 3: His heart never grows.

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Speaker 2: What I'm getting at is it checks all the boxes.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say she gets this easily, all right, Jose's

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Speaker 6: In the movie Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown himself has

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Speaker 6: a famous line where he says, quote, I never thought

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Speaker 6: it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad

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Speaker 1: Maybe it just needs a little glow up, a need

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Speaker 2: A little a little water. What was your first guess?

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Speaker 2: I'll take that and tell you that's incorrect. Maybe it just.

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Speaker 6: Needs a little love.

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Speaker 3: Who didn't count?

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Speaker 2: So Jose and Jeffery getting shocked today.

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Speaker 6: That was three and a half seconds with Alexa.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Alexis needs to work on her Christmas movie knowledge,

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Speaker 2: clearly because Jose and I both bet on her and

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Speaker 2: Bell Rock for the Holidays, all right, you're ready.

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Speaker 5: Jingle bell jingle bell, jingle bell Rock, jingle bell Swing

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Speaker 9: I saw Brook like winding up the shot, hungry brooking

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the number one most awkward thing about dating right

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Speaker 2: now is figuring out how do you politely turn somebody

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Speaker 2: out with them. Keyword politely, because just ghosting is rude,

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Speaker 2: and being direct that's super awkward, and then faking your

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Speaker 2: that and get away with it? It's problematic four times.

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Speaker 2: But one woman says she's come up with a new

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Speaker 2: dating hack that allows you to cut ties with somebody

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Speaker 2: that you're just not that into without hurting their feelings.

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Speaker 2: And she's been doing it to hundreds of guys, hundreds

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Speaker 2: and it works like a charm. So dudes listening, make

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Speaker 2: you next. You're gonna hear her strategy in our brand

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Speaker 2: new mass speaker coming.

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Speaker 10: Up, confession I can't take back arms, Little mouse speak.

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Speaker 2: We got a text to seventy five nine to two that says,

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Speaker 2: when I was young and broke, I bought a sofa

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Speaker 2: I don't see anything wrong with that at all.

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Speaker 2: I just think the couch. Yeah, I think test drives.

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Speaker 2: You should be allowed to try out like all of

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Speaker 2: You take a girl on a date in it, and

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Speaker 2: an uber driver for a night, cry for an hour

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Speaker 3: I didn't actually need to drive this. Can you just

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, on this segment, we let you test drive

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Speaker 2: it goes well, maybe it's safe to share your confession

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Speaker 2: with more people. If not, no harm, no found. We

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Speaker 2: have one person who wants to test drive the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: She's chosen to go by Amanda today. So Amanda, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hi Amanda, Hello? Are you ready? You buckled up

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Speaker 3: for this?

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Speaker 11: Oh boy?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 3: Maybe we need to buckle up with a response like that.

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Speaker 2: We're ready to tap the brakes if we have to.

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Speaker 2: But the voice changer is on. You are the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, so so funny with the voice.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 12: I'm just like bringing out what you're gonna say. So

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Speaker 12: for a long time, I never really knew how to

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Speaker 12: tell a guy that I wasn't interested in, you know,

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Speaker 12: like if we had a bad date, you know, because

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Speaker 12: it's weird to just go like, Hi, I didn't enjoy

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Speaker 1: It's not you, it's me exactly. Oh yeah, okay, I

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Speaker 5: Does that makes sense, be like mean or not accepting

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Speaker 3: You know, it's not mean, It just feels me.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever said that to somebody brook before.

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Speaker 3: That we're not a good fit. Yeah, oh for sure.

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Speaker 2: Me as you hate me, I hate you. This was perfect.

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Speaker 12: Well yeah, I mean, like I don't want to make

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Speaker 3: So what do you do instead well.

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Speaker 12: Rather than dost them. I sort of made a new

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Speaker 2: A new strategy to ditch a guy after you went out.

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Speaker 3: With him, without hurting his feelings, but still letting him down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm very curious what this is. I need this

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 12: So if I decide I'm really not into him and

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Speaker 12: I don't want to see him again, I'll send him

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Speaker 12: a text f Steward that says, hey, thanks for hanging

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Speaker 12: out tonight. My seat is fifty dollars an hour.

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Speaker 2: No, oh my.

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Speaker 1: Feet yay, oh oh, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: You send them like an invoice. Yeah, that's what it says.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll send like a link to my Vendo with

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: So you're making them think they accidentally hired.

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Speaker 2: Some type of date a worker.

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Speaker 12: No, I mean it's not like that. It's more just

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Speaker 2: Okay, I understandable.

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Speaker 3: That less mean I said that. I don't think it's mean.

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Speaker 3: It's more like self embarrassed. I'd be embarrassed. I can

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Speaker 5: Most guys would be like, oh, there's a confusion, and

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Speaker 2: Now the thirsty guys will go, Okay, here's a hundred bucks. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: isn't that a problem if guys like are paint do

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Speaker 2: it's anybody actually paid? That's the question.

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Speaker 12: I mean, I guess like maybe forty percent of the

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Speaker 2: You know you're a good date.

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Speaker 3: I think you are.

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Speaker 12: Okay, they have the option and they can say no

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Speaker 12: and then they didn't get hurt and then we're done.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So so forty percent of the time they actually

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Speaker 12: Oh, they freak out, They're like, what the hell is this?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I would be embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I

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Speaker 2: there's going to pay you extra just for your trouble.

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Speaker 1: Are you worried about what they tell their friends work again?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're always on the clock, relentless.

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Speaker 2: They're runner any problems with that, Amanda, that's the fart.

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Speaker 12: I mean, look, I really do want a genuine connection.

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Speaker 11: I do.

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Speaker 12: These are just only in the cases where it really

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're not just matching swiping right on every guy

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Speaker 2: and sending all of them like Okay, this isn't a hustle.

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Speaker 2: This is just like, Okay, it didn't work out, now

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Speaker 2: it's time.

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Speaker 1: It feels like both to me, and that's okay. I

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Speaker 1: mean it feels like both.

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Speaker 13: Really.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, it sounds.

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Speaker 2: A little bit jealous that she didn't think of this first.

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Speaker 1: They're paying you forty percent of the time, Like how

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Speaker 1: much is that bad to ask? Like?

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Speaker 3: How much are you making?

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Speaker 2: I thought you said something fifty bucks an hour.

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Speaker 12: A two hour day, and I make a hundred bucks?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's kind of like the price of dinner anywhere?

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Speaker 3: Are you paying for the dinner?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 12: They gets a privilege of my sparkling personality.

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Speaker 11: God right.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's some Reddit thread somewhere or some Facebook.

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Speaker 3: Where all of these dudes are talking behind your back.

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Speaker 14: Well it's been good so far.

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Speaker 12: And I mean, if anyone else wants to, you know,

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Speaker 12: use my tips for the trade, like by all means

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Speaker 12: old ladies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, anyone listening, you.

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Speaker 3: Can see why it's anonymous.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I just I have good intentions. So one of

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Speaker 12: and you want.

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Speaker 3: To make some money in the process.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, So I thinks he made the decision. That is

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Speaker 2: quite the confession, exactly. Thank you for coming on and

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Speaker 2: sharing that with us. Now, how much do we owe

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Speaker 2: you for your time?

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Speaker 14: I like you guys, so you don't have to pay me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, Amanda. That's your mass speaker text in seventy five

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Speaker 2: nine two. If you have a confession that you've been

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Speaker 2: holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 2: and make you the next one. Your phone tap is coming.

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Speaker 11: Out frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: The countdown continues for the top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: We are on to number nine when our own Brook

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Speaker 2: Fox poses as a substitute first grade teacher who calls

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Speaker 2: really doesn't have a choice but to do exactly what

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Speaker 2: Brook says, I still or she's gonna let down an

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Speaker 2: entire room of children. It's her choice. Number nine in

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Speaker 2: your phone Taps of the Year, it's happening right now

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Speaker 2: is brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas nine.

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Speaker 3: Hello, oh thank god you answered. Are you Charlotte's mom?

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Speaker 8: I am Hi.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is missus Rourke and I'm filling in for

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Speaker 1: miss who's out today.

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Speaker 3: I'm the substitute.

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Speaker 14: Oh okay, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Your daughter, Charlotte's in our class and I'm just in

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a pickle and I could really

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Speaker 1: use your help.

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Speaker 14: Is everything okay with Charlotte way?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, I didn't mean to worry you. No, it's

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Speaker 1: actually about another student in class. Yeah, a boy named Dugan,

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Speaker 1: and it's his birthday.

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Speaker 14: Oh how can I help?

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Speaker 8: I'm not, you know, anywhere near what. Oh it's happening.

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Speaker 3: I don't need you to come to the school.

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Speaker 14: See.

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Speaker 1: The problem is no one told me when I was

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Speaker 1: filling in it was his birthday. So I asked him

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Speaker 1: what he wanted, and he got big tears in his

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Speaker 1: Mary Poppins, his favorite nanny.

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Speaker 8: Okay, well see, and that's.

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Speaker 3: Where you come in.

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Speaker 1: I've been calling all the parents and you're the only

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Speaker 1: one who's picked up.

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Speaker 3: So I am desperate.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be the best

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Speaker 14: Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you could do it.

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Speaker 3: I know you could do it.

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Speaker 14: I have a busy birthday.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know. It'll only take two minutes of

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Speaker 3: your time and it will just make Dugan's life.

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Speaker 1: All I need you to do is just seeing Dougan

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Speaker 1: happy birthday in a Mary Poppins voice.

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Speaker 14: I don't even I haven't even seen that movie in

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Speaker 14: a very long time.

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Speaker 1: Dugan, Guess who's on the phone. Oh my gosh, you're

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Speaker 1: grabbing him.

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Speaker 13: Oh man, busy.

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Speaker 3: It's Mary Poppins. She wanted to call and wish you

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Speaker 3: a happy birthday.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, I really don't think this is

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Speaker 8: a good idea.

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Speaker 3: I'm putting him on the phone right now.

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Speaker 8: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 14: Hello, hello, oh hello, it's Mary Poppins. Hello. Hi, Well

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Speaker 14: you love me? What do you love me?

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Speaker 8: Of course?

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Speaker 14: I love you? Shut up, everybody is Mary Pops?

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Speaker 11: You love me?

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Speaker 1: Children, settle down, quiet, coyote everyone.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, do you have a blow? Why it's freely

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Speaker 2: it go mix up and make.

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Speaker 3: You fly in this sky.

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Speaker 8: Of course.

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Speaker 1: I sing of the birthday song, Mary, sing of the

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Speaker 1: birthday songer, happy.

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Speaker 7: Birthday, we go do it a.

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Speaker 14: Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you, to you, to you.

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Speaker 2: That is bad, missus w you're a liar.

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Speaker 14: Okay, No, no, no, I you're lovely to meet you

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Speaker 14: early in the morning, maybe and maybe Mary, your accent

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Speaker 14: isn't warmed up as it should be, right, yes, yes,

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Speaker 14: well I'm working on it. My sad.

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Speaker 3: Very not back a few too many brandies last night.

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Speaker 3: She's got feeling as perky today as she should be.

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Speaker 11: Guess just like my momy.

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Speaker 14: Oh gosh, and Mary would like to talk to the

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Speaker 14: teacher right now. It's okay, it's.

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Speaker 3: Okay, class.

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Speaker 1: Mary just told me that she wants to apologize to

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Speaker 1: you all on speaker.

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Speaker 3: Okay, then you all hear you. Mary go ahead.

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Speaker 14: Oh sorry that I wouldn't watching before your party celebration,

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Speaker 14: but I'll come back again sometime.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying that Dugan's Day is a special Mary?

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Speaker 3: You make me quiet?

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Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, it's very special.

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Speaker 8: I'm not feeling very well.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know what.

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Speaker 1: You always say, Mary, what helps when you don't feel good?

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Speaker 14: Oh all right, you're asking more?

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Speaker 1: And Mary go right ahead, spoonful of sugar and go

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Speaker 1: Oh my.

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Speaker 14: Yes, Okaylia stood down.

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Speaker 2: Sorry you suck.

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Speaker 3: Oh hi, Principal one, I didn't see you come in.

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Speaker 14: Oh do you well, I gotta go now.

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Speaker 3: Oh he may not be a fan, but you know

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Speaker 3: who is a fan. One of the other room parents, Nicole.

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Speaker 14: Oh how funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, real funny, because she's actually the one who set

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Speaker 1: you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, are you joking.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not a substitute teacher, and that is definitely

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Speaker 1: not a child.

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Speaker 3: And I'm a full grown man.

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Speaker 2: I named Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is bread from the radio show Broke and

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Speaker 3: Teffrey in the morning. You're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: No, you are such a good mom in a good sport.

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Speaker 14: You will be on speaker like in front of the

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Speaker 14: whole class. I didn't know what else to do.

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Speaker 2: You're talking spoonfulish you get together?

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Speaker 3: Okay, do again? Yes, yes, spoof I'm Mary.

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Speaker 14: I can't hear you.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll work on that.

452
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Speaker 2: Week up.

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Speaker 11: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties

454
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Speaker 11: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

455
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Speaker 2: When it comes to your very best friend, that relationship

456
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Speaker 2: is so strong, you would do anything for them. You

457
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: would bail them out of jail, you would help them

458
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 2: bury the boxy, you would lend them thousands of dollars

459
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Speaker 2: just because they ask no questions needed. Reminds me, broke,

460
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Speaker 2: I need to borrow forty five grand, so I'll text

461
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Speaker 2: you my venue, but no question? Well what okay? Forty grand?

462
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Speaker 4: Man?

463
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Speaker 2: Fine? What if though the one thing that you needed

464
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 2: them to do goes against every unwritten rule of friendship? Ever, Oh,

465
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Speaker 2: that's the reason one of our listeners needs our help today.

466
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: He has to convince his best friend to do him

467
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Speaker 2: an enormous favor, even though it won hundred percent goes

468
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Speaker 2: against bro code. You're gonna hear it in a brand

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Speaker 2: new awkward Tuesday phone call next. It's awkward.

470
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Speaker 3: It's Tuesday.

471
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Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. They say in life only

472
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Speaker 2: three things are certain death taxes and having weird awkward

473
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Speaker 2: drama with your ex definitely going to happen. One of

474
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Speaker 2: our listeners is having an issue with one of those

475
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Speaker 2: life certainties. And what's our help today?

476
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Speaker 3: And I hope we're going to have a whole tax discussion.

477
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Speaker 2: I'm guess uicken app Hopefully we're going to save some

478
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Speaker 2: money for today's listener named Michael. Michael, you have your

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Speaker 2: W nine form ready, I can.

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Speaker 13: We're going to do both.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you got another issue.

482
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your drama about.

483
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've reached out because I've had this awkward have

484
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Speaker 8: an awkward situation with my ex April.

485
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Speaker 3: Okay, just even when you say your name, April.

486
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean she's lovely. But I'll give you the

487
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Speaker 8: whole story. So we haven't been together for a few years. Yeah,

488
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Speaker 8: but it's been it's been quite a while. It was

489
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Speaker 8: like five to six months that we actually dated. The

490
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Speaker 8: thing is it was it was good overall. You know,

491
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Speaker 8: I was attracted tour, just we just didn't really meshwell.

492
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Speaker 8: Our conversations were pretty dull or just disconnected.

493
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Speaker 3: Okay, you guys just weren't the right fit.

494
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

495
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. And then like towards the end of that

496
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Speaker 8: time together, I just started I mean it was like

497
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Speaker 8: SOB consciously started listening to a lot of breakup songs.

498
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Speaker 8: Then I started having dreams of breaking up with her,

499
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Speaker 8: and when i'd wake up, I'd feel really positive and

500
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Speaker 8: better about everything.

501
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Speaker 2: Sign like the universe is trying to tell you that

502
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Speaker 2: something's wrong with your relationship.

503
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Speaker 3: Important to the story.

504
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's spend five more minutes saying what you didn't like.

505
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Speaker 8: About nothing really was other than just us not meshing. Well,

506
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Speaker 8: we didn't cheat, there was no like like we didn't

507
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Speaker 8: argue anything like that, but we did. Like the breakup

508
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Speaker 8: came really weird and sudden, but like in a kind

509
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Speaker 8: of like as you said, like the universe telling us.

510
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Speaker 8: We broke down in this tunnel and we just were

511
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Speaker 8: like stuck together waiting for a tow truck, and we

512
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Speaker 8: just had a conversation was sort of just blunt, and

513
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Speaker 8: we decided to be together.

514
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Speaker 2: You broke up in a car stuck inside of a tunnel.

515
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Speaker 3: Yeah right, let's pull the bandit out here.

516
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Speaker 2: Huh Okay, it's cordial.

517
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Speaker 3: Can you imagine being that tow truck driver when he

518
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Speaker 3: pulls off?

519
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you said that happened, you know, years ago.

520
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Speaker 2: How does the drama happen today.

521
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Speaker 8: Well, we've remained friends because as friends we work really well.

522
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Speaker 3: That's that seems healthy and great.

523
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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Well yeah, yeah, I'm sort of like I would say,

525
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Speaker 8: I'm kind of her shoulder to cry on. Now in

526
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Speaker 8: the dating scene, you know, you're the only guy.

527
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Speaker 5: Who's ever happy with being in the friend zone now, Yeah, yeah,

528
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Speaker 5: because you want that?

529
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Speaker 8: Yeah right, Well, yeah, it's a good friend zone. But

530
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Speaker 8: you know, I just try to pepper up a lot

531
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Speaker 8: of times she'll go into that space where she's like, oh,

532
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Speaker 8: I'm going to die alone, and I'm just like, no,

533
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 8: you're not. Just keep at it, You're great.

534
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you should change that advice up and agree with her.

535
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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like that's actually what you would do, Jeffrey.

536
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 2: Well, maybe that would motivate her to actually find somebody.

537
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Speaker 3: Okay, So where's the awkward part come in in all this?

538
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Speaker 3: It all sounds fine.

539
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Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay. Just recently, we were out drinking at a

540
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Speaker 8: bar and she decided to confide in me that she

541
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Speaker 8: finds my best friend Chris attractive.

542
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Speaker 2: Oh and you find Chris attractive too? Is awkward?

543
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't understand the issue.

544
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Speaker 8: When she told me this, I actually was quite excited

545
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 8: because I think they'd be perfect to get.

546
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Speaker 1: Wait, what, Chris also loves boring installed out conversation?

547
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Speaker 8: Well, no, I don't think it would be boring installed out.

548
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Speaker 3: With this too, Okay, like they would click?

549
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Speaker 8: Yes, I mean one, I mean they're way better together. Okay, Okay,

550
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 8: that's really well. And then two, oh, I would just

551
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 8: like to relieve myself of the burden about hearing her

552
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Speaker 8: dating life anymore.

553
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Speaker 2: And my shoulder's way. Yes, but you don't think that

554
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 2: that would be weird for you and Chris's relationship to

555
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: have your ex dating him.

556
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 3: Now, Well they all know each other, right they all?

557
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 2: But that's all I mean, that's so awkward.

558
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Speaker 1: If you just friends, it shouldn't be a big deal

559
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,239
Speaker 1: years ago that they broke up.

560
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Speaker 8: It would not be awkward for me at all. Okay,

561
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 8: it's Chris that I know. I just know he has

562
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Speaker 8: a bro code mind and it's going to be awkward

563
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Speaker 8: for him. And that's the awkward thing. Is I need

564
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Speaker 8: advice on talking to him and convincing him to ask

565
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Speaker 8: her out.

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Speaker 1: We're going to call your best friend and try to

567
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Speaker 1: play matchmaker.

568
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Speaker 2: And then let me ask alexis you know, from a

569
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Speaker 2: lady's perspective, if you were the ex girlfriend, how would

570
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Speaker 2: you feel if your ex boyfriend was like pushing his

571
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: best friend on you?

572
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Speaker 3: Now, you don't want anyone to be pushed to want.

573
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: To date you, but gently nudged whatever you want to say.

574
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Speaker 11: You wouldn't know.

575
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't want her to know, like I wouldn't want

576
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Speaker 3: to find out.

577
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: Oh, you'd want it to be kept a secretly, there

578
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: was just a natural connection.

579
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Speaker 1: He's just been waiting for me to actually be you know,

580
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: he's always wanted to date me.

581
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't have to be persuaded.

582
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's like finally, we didn't have to offer

583
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: him a prize at the end of this in order

584
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Speaker 1: for him to go out with her.

585
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Sure, that could be part of the strategy that maybe

586
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 2: we come back with when we give you advice before

587
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: we do our awkward Tuesday phone call to your best

588
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: friend and try to convince him to date your ex

589
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: right after.

590
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Speaker 8: This, thank you, Hold on, it's awkward.

591
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 11: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

592
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 2: We do a segment on our show called Say Yes

593
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: to the x oh Yeah, where we try and convince

594
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: someone to you know, try things one more time with

595
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 2: an old flame of their see if it goes better

596
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 2: the second time around.

597
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 3: That yeah, usually work the time.

598
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a little twist on that. It's say

599
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Speaker 2: Yes to your Friend's x oh, because we're trying to

600
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Speaker 2: help Michael call up his best friend and convince him

601
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Speaker 2: to try dating Michael's ex girlfriend. That's right, so weird,

602
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 2: which is a violation of every bro code that's out there.

603
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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, they only dated for like five or

604
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Speaker 1: six months and that was years ago.

605
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Speaker 2: Most people don't gloss over relationships the way that Brooke does.

606
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 3: Like bro cod is really not that strong.

607
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't expect any women to understand the value

608
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 2: of bro code. But he thinks they would be a

609
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: great match together. And he's also tired of hearing his

610
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 2: ex complain about how she's going to die alone to

611
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Speaker 2: him all the time. So there's two reasons for doing this.

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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 2: He just needs a little advice on how to convince

614
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Speaker 2: his best friend to say yes, yeah Brooke without hitting

615
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Speaker 2: on him. What advice do No?

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Speaker 13: I need to hit on you? Listen.

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Speaker 3: You need to let your best friend know and remember

618
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 3: that you are his best friend. You know him better

619
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Speaker 3: than anyone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you always have his best interest in mind, and

621
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Speaker 1: that's why.

622
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Speaker 3: Although the idea may be crazy, you got to listen

623
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Speaker 3: to him. Does that make sense?

624
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: So your advice is just trust him.

625
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: Yes, because it's it's best friends.

626
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Speaker 2: What do you think, Michael?

627
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Speaker 8: It's not really the detailed advice that I was hoping

628
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Speaker 8: to get, But I'm happy to give him a call

629
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Speaker 8: and tell him to remind him. I guess that we're

630
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Speaker 8: best friends.

631
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Speaker 10: Good.

632
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Speaker 2: He may have forgotten this call may remind him.

633
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Speaker 3: Of friends friend.

634
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Speaker 2: I do trust you, Jose, What do you think?

635
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Speaker 5: There's a lot more to broco than just don't date

636
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 5: my ex and bros do each other favors and this

637
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 5: is what you need.

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Speaker 2: Get him to agree to one date, okay, and then

639
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: your job is done. Okay. So it's like a win

640
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: win is you're doing favors for your friends.

641
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Speaker 9: Shut it up like a favor favor?

642
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Speaker 2: He said, what do you think, Mike?

643
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Speaker 8: I mean that sounds like clear advice that I can

644
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 8: you know a goal in mind?

645
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 2: My advice sucks. My advice was just gonna be toss

646
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: him in a closet together with some candles and Berry

647
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: Manilow and just like locked.

648
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 3: The door always gets broken.

649
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's what we got for you.

650
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 4: Man.

651
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: We're gonna wish you luck and dial up your friend

652
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: and try and convince your friend best friend. Sorry, thank

653
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: you for reminding me. I'd already forgotten, but you're gonna

654
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: try and help you convince him to date your ex.

655
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: Here we go, good luck.

656
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 15: Hello, Hey Chris, Michael, what is this number that you're

657
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 15: going from.

658
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Speaker 8: Oh, I just new phone man. Sorry, I just like

659
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Speaker 8: trying to get my contacts in here, and I thought

660
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Speaker 8: we why not call you check.

661
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Speaker 2: What's up?

662
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Speaker 8: I was just calm check in like me and April.

663
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 7: Recently we went out.

664
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Speaker 8: We got drinks together, you know me as we do nice.

665
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Speaker 8: It was really a fun time. She's just so delightful

666
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Speaker 8: and easy to get along with as you You know.

667
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Speaker 15: Dude, did you guys hook up again?

668
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Speaker 4: Nice work?

669
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Speaker 7: No?

670
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Speaker 8: No, no, no, So we didn't hook up. We're still

671
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Speaker 8: really good friends, and you know you and me are

672
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Speaker 8: best friends.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, her best I don't understand what you're getting out here, dude.

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Speaker 8: I'm just saying I I know you better than anyone else,

675
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Speaker 8: and I know it's good for you. Uh, hanging out

676
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Speaker 8: with April. She brought up something that I think was

677
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Speaker 8: also good for you. You know, we're a couple of

678
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 8: rounds in. She told me that she's she's attracted to you.

679
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 8: She like digs you as your best friend. I think

680
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 8: that would be great for you and her.

681
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 15: Wait, what would he be great? She finds me attractive.

682
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 15: I don't know what you're like?

683
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 11: What?

684
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 8: Yeah? Uh, she sees something in you, you know, like

685
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 8: like I do like as a best friend.

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Speaker 15: Why do you keep saying that?

687
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 8: I'm just just reminding you.

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Speaker 15: Bro, I mean you dated her, so I think that

689
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 15: that's like a moove point at this point, Like it's

690
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 15: off limits?

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 8: It was years ago?

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Speaker 7: Bro?

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Speaker 8: Code smoke code, who cares? Like, I'm just letting you

695
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 8: know it would not bother me and you would be

696
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 8: doing me a huge favor. But just how would I be?

697
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 10: Like?

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00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 15: How is that doing you a favor? Dude?

699
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Speaker 8: I don't know you to be happy? You're my best friend.

700
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 8: Best friends look out for each other.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if I can be straight with you about this, like, yeah,

702
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 4: that's awesome that.

703
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 15: She finds me attractive.

704
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 8: She's cute. I mean, you're right, she is really cute.

705
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 15: Right, So I just got a level with you. The

706
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 15: short version has been there, done that?

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00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 2: What?

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00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 8: What what do you mean?

709
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 15: April and I have we've made out before?

710
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 4: Wait when I'm not proud of this?

711
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 15: This was when you all were on the rocks.

712
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Speaker 7: Oh god, I mean I can't believe she cheated on

713
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 7: me with you, my best friend friend.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, who is that? We need to jump in

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Speaker 2: on this conversation, Chris, are you there?

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

718
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: the Morning. You're you're on our show right now on

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00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 2: a segment called Awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: Man, whoa, Okay.

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00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa to what you just said?

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, Michael, oh man, oh god, I'm.

723
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Speaker 8: Just having a hard a moment.

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Speaker 3: But okay, you're completely overhear Bro.

725
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Speaker 8: And then well, I'm just more bummed out about my

726
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 8: best friend.

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Speaker 3: Now, Alexis. You nailed it, Bro, coded never exist.

728
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Speaker 15: No, seriously, I gotta be honest with you. It was

729
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 15: like a very brief makeout session. We were both buzzed

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Speaker 15: you at that point. Also, it said to me like

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Speaker 15: you were kind of done with the situation, So that

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Speaker 15: was another factor, like, I am very sorry. That is

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Speaker 15: not who I am.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's hard to come back from. Uh sounds like though.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like Chris has a lot of guilt about

736
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Speaker 1: it and knows he made a dumb decision.

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Speaker 15: The reason I didn't even mention it before is because

738
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Speaker 15: it was so inconsequential. I cannot emphasize that. Like I said,

739
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Speaker 15: it was nothing and it was stupid.

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Speaker 2: I mean, clearly, it wasn't stupid and nothing for your

741
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Speaker 2: ex girlfriend because she's still interested thinking about I'm sorry, guys,

742
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Speaker 2: I'm just wondering why after three long Island ice teas,

743
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Speaker 2: why wouldn't the girlfriend like admit to you, Michael that

744
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: she's already kissed him before at that point.

745
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Speaker 1: Obviously she's better at secrets than Chrish.

746
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's I guess you would have to admit that

747
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 2: she cheated on it. Okay, that makes more sense.

748
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Speaker 3: She wants to be friends, you know, she.

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Speaker 2: Wants to go out with kiss Chris. Oh, Michael, how

750
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Speaker 2: you doing?

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Speaker 8: I'm doing all right? I mean I want to I

752
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 8: want to forgive my best friend but to favor from you.

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00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 3: But you're still gonna have.

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Speaker 11: It.

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Speaker 15: What is the favor?

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Speaker 8: Chris? Can you just can you just agree to take

757
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Speaker 8: her on one date?

758
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Speaker 4: You still want this to whoa wait, I'm so confused.

759
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 4: So you still want me to take her on a date?

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Speaker 4: It's the least you could do.

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Speaker 8: I mean, you cheated, she cheated, You cheated, both cheated

762
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Speaker 8: on me with each other. Just go on one day,

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Speaker 8: kiss it.

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Speaker 2: Do it under like the proper term to it makes

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Speaker 2: it better. That's what a best friend would do.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 15: If I do that and we're still good. It would

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Speaker 15: be the only reason that I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Michael, he said that he would do it for

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Speaker 2: your forgiveness. Do you forgive him?

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Speaker 8: Oh? I forgive you? Yes, just go on that day?

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Speaker 2: How wow?

773
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 3: How whitey is this woman about her dafe?

774
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 8: Hold up?

775
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Speaker 4: Is that why you're having me go out with her?

776
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Speaker 15: You told me she complains a lot.

777
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 4: But just like trying to get her off your back?

778
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 4: Am I kicking the bullet right here?

779
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 8: That's what best friends do?

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Speaker 2: Best friends and relationship saved here today. That was a

781
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 2: successful awkward Tuesday phone golf. And if you have an

782
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: awkward relationship going on with your best friend or your

783
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: current ex, you can share this podcast with them if.

784
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 3: You want to make them tell them you cheat it

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Speaker 3: on there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm better to deliver the news than by listening

787
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Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your podcasts, for sure,

788
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 2: exactly whatever you want to do. Rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to spice things up for the next segment,

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Speaker 2: so I asked chat GPT, how do I make people

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Speaker 2: not seem completely bored and disinterested? Every single time that

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Speaker 2: I talk.

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Speaker 3: Did chat GPT not answer because they were bored.

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Speaker 2: It was like this guy again almost but it did

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Speaker 2: come back with this. It said, number one, before you start,

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Speaker 2: tell people you have a big secret that you want

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Speaker 2: to share. Number two, make them promise that they're never

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Speaker 2: gonna tell anyone what they're about to hear.

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Speaker 10: Now.

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Speaker 2: And then number three, drop your pants quickly and then

801
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 2: pull them back up, because remember, they promise not to tell,

802
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 2: and you can hold them to that. That's why coming up,

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00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: I have a ginormous secret, but you all have to

804
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 2: swear not to tell a soul. Okay, scary, don't tell anyone.

805
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 2: I'm gonna reveal in a brand new Care Don't Care

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Speaker 2: that's coming.

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Speaker 11: Up Frook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Is it me?

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Speaker 2: Or is there way too much emphasis on the early

810
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: bird's good luck and not nearly enough talk about the

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00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: early worm's bad luck at good point?

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00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 9: Being early doesn't always pay off for everybody.

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00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 2: This is why I'm so cautious time.

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Speaker 3: It depends on who you are.

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Speaker 2: Thank God, we are just right on time for a

816
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: brand new edition of Care Don't Care. Let's get right

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Speaker 2: into our first headline. Christmas ornaments are out now. Gen

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00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 2: Z's decorating their trees with what care. Don't care to care?

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Speaker 13: All right?

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00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: I care?

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Speaker 2: Well. Forget the big shiny round balls and sparkly tinsel

822
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 2: on your tree. That's how Grandma and Grandpa used to

823
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: decorate for Christmas back in the dark ages. Now the

824
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: cool thing to do is deck out your tree with

825
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: ribbons and bows.

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Speaker 3: Cue.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were for sure going to say empty

828
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Speaker 1: beer cans, like all the guys I dated in college

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Speaker 1: used to do.

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00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's always been a frat boy Christmas. But thanks

831
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Speaker 2: to Barbie and Taylor Swift, the trendy style for the

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Speaker 2: year is quote hyper feminine ballet core. So that's showing

833
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: up in our Christmas decorations too, And now on TikTok,

834
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 2: the search for Christmas tree bows has gotten more than

835
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Speaker 2: ten billion views.

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Speaker 3: Oh ce, do you make it yourself like? Talk to us.

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Speaker 2: Jeff gen Zers love it mainly because it's easy. But

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Speaker 2: instead of having to deal with tons of big, bulky,

839
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 2: fragile ornaments that you have to haul up and down

840
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: the stairs and store carefully in the basement so nothing

841
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,280
Speaker 2: breaks each year, now you just run out to Michael's,

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Speaker 2: buy a five dollar roll of ribbons and tie a

843
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: bunch of them onto your tree. And boom, you're done. Okay,

844
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 2: get here it is. Yeah, that's what it kind of

845
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 2: looks like.

846
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Speaker 3: I think it's cute.

847
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 2: One gen Z influencer named Samantha Miller says, quote, some

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Speaker 2: people might think it's just plain Jane, but it'll give

849
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Speaker 2: off Chanell vibes. I promise, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I think it's funny that the picture Jeff's showing us

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Speaker 1: only has four bows, because that's really honestly, how much

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00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: five dollars of ribbon will cover you, Like, if you

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00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: want to make it look good, you gotta have at

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Speaker 1: least forty bucks down on ribbon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna post the video up on our

856
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: instant stories at Brook and Jeffrey. You tell us if

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00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: that's giving Chanel vibes or not.

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Speaker 5: I have an idea. You could always spend five or

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Speaker 5: ten bucks and get Christmas ornament.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, best way more than that. Donald put a little

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Speaker 3: popcorn garland on there.

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Speaker 1: I mean cheese like Barbie was a movie, So that's

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Speaker 1: not vibes.

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Speaker 13: Bro It wants to.

865
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 2: Eat things off of her tree.

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Speaker 13: Yes, candy cake.

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Speaker 2: Let's see if you guys care about this headline, this

868
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Speaker 2: could possibly be Brooks biggest food regret eff what care?

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Speaker 2: Don't care?

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Speaker 3: You have no food regret care care.

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00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: Back in twenty sixteen, McDonald's tried to win people over

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Speaker 2: by introducing a new menu item called Pumpkin Spice French Fries.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, remember I think nothing goodness. I blocked

874
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Speaker 3: it from I never tried to.

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Speaker 2: Get in on the craze. Twenty twelve, Taco Bell decided

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Speaker 2: to get really freaky with a breakfast rink called Mountain

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00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: dew Am which it was basically a mimosa, but instead

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00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 2: of orange juice and champagne, it was oj and mountain

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00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: dew mixed together.

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Speaker 3: Es definitely not.

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00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: Those creations, along with hundreds of other fast food monstrosities,

882
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: were rolled out and available for a limited time. The

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00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: keyword there was limited. Yeah time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I bring that up because Subway just did something

886
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 2: the other day that was only available in select cities

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Speaker 2: for a short amount of time, and you're gonna be

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Speaker 2: really sad you miss this. Because they decided to create

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Speaker 2: a new item to pair with their famous foot long subs.

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00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 2: Subway rolled out foot long cookies best cookies. Here's what

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Speaker 2: they look like. They looked like the actual sandwiches, but

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Speaker 2: all cookie form.

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Speaker 13: They look like the.

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00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: Bread if you can't see the photo. They are twelve

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Speaker 2: inch long chocolate chip cookies given out for free with

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Speaker 2: the purchase of a foot long sandwich on National Cookie Day,

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Speaker 2: which happened yesterday. So yesterday you just missed it. Bro,

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00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: Why did you not read this article yesterday?

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00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, do care don't carry yesterday?

900
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 2: They do say they're gonna add the foot long cookies

901
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 2: to the menu officially starting in January, but you'll have

902
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 2: to buy them. It's like a little sample. Gay.

903
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 13: I don't know.

904
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 3: I don't know if it'll make it into the scene.

905
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next headline, the new holiday cleaning

906
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 2: hack so good, even Jose's house will be cleaned by Christmas. Care,

907
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: I don't care.

908
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 3: That is like one of the biggest stresses the season

909
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 3: to me.

910
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 2: Care care for you guys, less than a month from

911
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 2: the big yule Tide yummening. I don't know what you

912
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 2: call the holiday. That's what I call it ule tied

913
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 2: young Fest, which means you're gonna be having guests coming

914
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 2: over at your place, and that means you're gonna have

915
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 2: to give your annual Oh sorry, the place is such

916
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 2: a mess speech even though you just spent it topped

917
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: a bottom.

918
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 5: And then it smells like lemon zestiny, Yeah, nod.

919
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 2: Your guess go what messy? No, but they're secretly judging you.

920
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 5: The pillows normally not on that coun Sorry.

921
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: Luckily, there's a new technique making the rounds online that's

922
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 2: supposed to help you get your home spotless by the

923
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: holidays and it won't feel like such a big chore.

924
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 2: It's called the calendar method. Basically, you print out a

925
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: calendar for the next thirty days. On the first day,

926
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: you get rid of one piece of clutter in your house.

927
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: If you could, either toss it in the trash, donate

928
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 2: it one piece, wrap it to use as a gift

929
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: for your office holiday party, white elephant exchange, whatever, whatever

930
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 2: you do. It just got to be gone out of

931
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 2: your house by the end of the day. Thanks. Cross

932
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 2: that day off the calendar, you're done. Okay. Day two,

933
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 2: you get rid of two pieces of clutter. On day three,

934
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 2: three pieces, and so it's like the least fun advent

935
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: calendar of all time.

936
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: It's like the backwards So wait, by day thirty, on

937
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: one day you're giving away.

938
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 2: Thirty Yep, you will have gotten rid of almost five

939
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 2: hundred pieces of clutter in your home will be spotless

940
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 2: for Christmas.

941
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: People will have people will come over and be like,

942
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 3: you've been robbed.

943
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: If you run out of clutter, then you're done. But

944
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 2: they say, you'll just get in the habit of tidying

945
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 2: up a little bit of your home each day without

946
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 2: having to do a massive haulover the day before your

947
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: family arrives.

948
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: This just sounds like big arguments between my husband and that's.

949
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 3: That clutter, Michael.

950
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 2: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day, Caroen don't care? What

951
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 2: are the elves used to keep Sanna's slay clean? What santitizer?

952
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 7: That one was?

953
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: Karen, don't care?

954
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

955
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 8: Brook.

956
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 2: Today, your challenger is Kevin who works for a local college,

957
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 2: and he has an interesting holiday tradition that's been going

958
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: on for the past twelve years. Did it long before

959
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: social media ever caught on to it? He does Thanksgiving

960
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 2: leftover pizza. Wo just pizza piled with turkey and gravy

961
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 2: and green beans and cranberry sauce.

962
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 3: Is there anything you leave off of this pizza?

963
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 4: It totally depends on the type of topics. That you

964
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 4: want to do. So if you're gonna go sweet, then

965
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 4: you're gonna do like a sweet potato cast roll sauce.

966
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 4: But if you want to go like full meat, then

967
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 4: you do like gravy based mashed potatoes, stuffing and cheese cheese.

968
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: Of course, how faded are.

969
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 5: You wating this?

970
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: What did this idea come about?

971
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 4: Well? I actually worked at a gourmet pizza place.

972
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so you know what you're doing. Okay, let's lead

973
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 3: with that. We just thought you were of Jose's people.

974
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 9: Yea, what if we put everything on a pizza marshmallow?

975
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: Actually we might order from you right after that, but

976
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: let's sun broke out of the studio while that happens. Kevin,

977
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: you know, the game works thirty seconds to answer as

978
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

979
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: can say past, But you do have to beat her

980
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 2: outright to win? Are you ready?

981
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 4: I am ready?

982
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Frankie Munez celebrates a

983
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 2: birthday today. He first rose to fame as the star

984
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 2: of What Family Sitcom? Which of these cooking French terms

985
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: means to slice into thin strips mince, chiffinod or julienne

986
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 2: the second one? How many months have thirty one days?

987
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: The TV show America's Got Talent airs on What Network

988
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: NBC finish this candy slogan There's no wrong way to

989
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 2: eat a what.

990
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 10: Nuke?

991
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 2: Kevin would probably know that last one. Brook is back

992
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 2: in the studio now, And we've been asking a lot

993
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: of our contestants lately, Kevin when it comes to Christmas trees?

994
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 2: Do you like real or fakes?

995
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 4: Reel all the way real?

996
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a full real lady.

997
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: Do you leave him in the house as long as

998
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: I do to where they're so crunchy that it's literally

999
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 1: like the branches are snapping off when you remove the ornaments.

1000
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 4: Oh no, absolutely absolutely, And then I got a changeaw recently,

1001
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 4: so then I'm.

1002
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 2: Like, let's do this or sprinkle it on top of

1003
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 2: one of his pizzas. No wrong answers, Brooks, your turn?

1004
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Your time starts now. Frankie Munis celebrates

1005
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: a birthday today. He first rose to fame as the

1006
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: star of What Family sitcom?

1007
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 11: I can't remember it.

1008
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 2: Which of these cooks? Which of these cooking French terms

1009
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 2: means to slice into thin strips, mince, chiffen, nod, or Julienne, Julienne,

1010
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 2: how many months have thirty one days?

1011
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 7: Six?

1012
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 2: The TV show America's Got Talent airs.

1013
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 3: On what network America is on ABC?

1014
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 2: Finish this candy slogan. There's no wrong way to eat what?

1015
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: There's no wrong way to eat a Snickers.

1016
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 2: Roll my paper right now, this is terrible. Let's go

1017
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 2: to the scoreboards. Too late, far too late. Bro Let's

1018
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1019
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: I'm pretty tired. I'm serious. Kevin, I'm always taught. You

1020
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: got three correct. That's a great score.

1021
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 5: Brouh, questioning herself.

1022
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got zero.

1023
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 2: Goose egg for bro Kevin.

1024
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 4: Congratulate, I'm now one and two. Alright, time congratulations.

1025
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers here for everybody fame. Frankie

1026
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 2: Muna celebrates a birthday today. He first rose to fame

1027
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 2: on the family sitcom Malcolm in the Middle.

1028
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: And the thing is, whenever I start off with like

1029
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: a question, I don't know, the whole thing is lost

1030
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: for me, because that's all I can think about the

1031
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: rest of the time, the.

1032
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 2: Question no, yep, screege you from the start. The cooking

1033
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: French term that means to slice into thin strips? Is

1034
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 2: schiff a nod?

1035
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 7: Oh?

1036
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 3: Really, Julian, So look it up?

1037
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 2: What are we a dictionary everything something? How many months

1038
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 2: have thirty one days? Or seven months with thirty one days?

1039
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 2: And America's got talent? Airs on NBC Brook and the

1040
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 2: candy slogan, There's no wrong way to eat ends with

1041
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 2: I l Yeah and Kevin, you deserve the one hundred

1042
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: dollars you just one from Brook Congratulations. Not only that,

1043
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 2: just for playing, you also win a fresh cut Christmas

1044
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: tree from Trinity Tree Farm valued up to one hundred dollars.

1045
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 2: Enjoy all the festivities this farm has to offer, like

1046
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: the holiday gift shop, free Santa photos on weekends, homemade treats,

1047
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 2: and much more. Visit Trinitytreefarm dot com.

1048
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 3: It's beautiful out there.

1049
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, look thank you. Kevin. Yeah, you

1050
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 2: did it. You broke Brooke, Congratulations. What will you have

1051
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 2: to do? Going back to win Brooks books?

1052
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 11: Same time tomorrow Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1053
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and tomorrow on

1054
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: the show, we got a brand new What's on Your Mind?

1055
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 2: And boy do I need it?

1056
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 5: Because I officially have holiday PTSD and it's all your fault, Brooks.

1057
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: What, I'm gonna air it all.

1058
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,439
Speaker 3: Out tomorrowhow bye?

1059
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 1: Okay, well right, you can attack me tomorrow.

1060
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: And also a brand new second date. It's on Living

1061
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.