WEBVTT - Hour 3: Be On Time 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.240 Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that out 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:17.919 of it at the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:21.880 The Jesse Kelly Show. Playing hurt but playing well out here, 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:26.200 what Chris can look? It's been a it's been a 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.520 great ass, doctor, Jesse Friday. We have a recall though, 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.840 just a heads up for you, although it's only for 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:36.800 Australia so you probably don't care. Recall expanded after hallucinogenic 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:43.959 spinach sickens more than fifty How does how does spinach 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:50.480 create hallucinations? I don't understand, Chris, what am I asking 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.559 you for? You're not a drug guy. We needed, We 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.720 needed you know what we need on the show. We 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.600 need a drug guy, like a drug dealer of some kind, 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.880 not not so we can buy drugs from him, so 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.880 we can get more in the know, so we can 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.960 get more in the know about this stuff. Chris. See 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:05.720 if you can go find us a drug dealer somewhere 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:09.520 this weekend, Jesse. Every year we host family gatherings for 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:13.120 the holidays at my house. My wife's whole family's notoriously late. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:16.200 It's so bad they make jokes about their tardiness. Drives 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.039 me nuts. So I told the wife that this year. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.640 If we say we're eating at noon, we eat at noon. Period. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.360 When they inevitably roll them in at one thirty or two, 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.760 I'll just tell them the leftovers are in the fridge. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:30.840 The wife says, this is rude. What does America's dad say? 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:40.080 I despise tardiness. I despise it. And here's why I 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:47.160 despise tardiness. Tardiness is a choice. See people, people who 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:50.559 are late all the time, they act like it's just well, 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:54.760 that's just who I am. No, that's just who you are. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:59.480 The same way if I if I didn't wash my 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.480 hands after I use the bathroom, that would be like 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.280 me saying, well, that's just who I am. No, that's 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.960 a conscious, conscious choice to not clean the germs off 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:14.440 your hands after you use the bathroom. It's not who 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:19.520 you are. It's rude. It's a choice. When you are late. 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.800 I'm never late to anything. Ever, when you are late, 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.480 that means this does it mean that's who you are. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:31.800 It means you have chosen that your time is more 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.600 important than my time, that my time is something that 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.080 you don't have to be mindful of it all. You 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.919 don't have to set a reminder. You can just totally 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:44.840 disregard my time, because your time is all that matters. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.880 If her family really shows up an hour or too 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.400 late for dinner, without question, they should be fishing the 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:54.639 food out of the fridge. And that dare I say it? 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.760 Or I just bit into my bit into my cough 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.280 drop Chris on the air on accident, that, dare I 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:03.800 say it? That's gonna be worth a fight. That's gonna 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.560 be worth the fight if it happened once. Look, everyone's 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.919 late once, flat tie or something like that. That's fine 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.760 if you're rude all the time. If you're late all 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.000 the time, I should say you're rude. It's so freaking 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:20.680 and considerate. Be on time. Dear mister Kelly, been a 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:25.440 big fan since Buck Sex then abandoned his drivetime listeners, Buck, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.480 I can't wait to send him that anyway. Have you 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.760 considered licensing the Jesse Kelly Burger recipe to restaurants are 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.720 properly prepared Jesse Kelly Burger seems like something I would 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:36.960 order in a restaurant that would serve it as a 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.560 place I would want to patronize, Just saying for your 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:44.960 restaurant owning fans in the Spokane era, area, Sincerely, Derek. Actually, 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.560 it's funny you bring that up, believe it or not. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.600 I have a guy. His name's Chris. He's a good friend. No, 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.400 not producer Chris, not Jewish producer, Chris, A different Chris. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:56.960 Why do I have so many Chriss in my life? Anyway? 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.360 I have a guy who's a business partner of mine. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.200 He's one of these guys who's been everywhere in radio, 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:07.040 everywhere in TV knows, everyone knows. He's just one of 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.320 those guys. And since I'm so brand new to this, 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:14.240 he's critically important for me. Also, he's this huge data nerd. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.480 He's always tracking stats and numbers. People ask me, hey, 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.560 how many downloads do you have? How many that I 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.160 don't know. They used to send me ratings all the 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.840 time for this city or that Surdi city, Jesse. You're 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.880 killing it in San Diego, Jesse. They love you in 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.680 New York and they you should see these, these these 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.640 graphs they send you, or these Excel spreadsheets with the 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.800 audience You've got a two point nine share, with a 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.280 ten point to five share, but a twelve spot. And 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.599 I said, can you guys seriously stop sending me this? 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.120 I don't care, and I'm not gonna read any of 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.600 it at all. I'm gonna sit on and I'm just 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.440 gonna keep doing the show and I'm just gonna hope 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:48.840 people like it. But him, he tears through that stuff, 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.039 and I need someone like that in my life. And 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.640 he's also one of the smartest human beings I've ever known. 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.320 It was his idea, by the way, for me to 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.760 write the book. And you know how much I've been 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.960 resisting writing a book because writing sucks. He had to 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.560 work hard on a pitch that would get me to 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.520 write a book, on an idea that I would enjoy 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.680 enough to write, and I found one. Don't worry, I'll 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:10.240 tell you about it when it comes. When it's coming out, 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.760 it's later on this year or twenty twenty three. Don't worry. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.760 I'm not going to slip a book by okay anyway. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.480 He also he's one of these guys that would think 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.839 of something like this. He brought up to me he said, Hey, 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.479 we might want to license your burger. I said, I 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.359 don't even know how that works. What are you talking about? 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.279 He basically said, just exactly what you just said. So 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.800 I believe if we haven't already. I think the process 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:35.880 is already in place or something like that. I think 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.159 they are going to license to Burger, which I don't 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.200 get how that gets Chris, you're Jewish? Do I get 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:44.719 money from this? What? What you don't know? I have 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:48.000 to get Do I get money from it? I'd imagine 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.520 so too for every Burger or just like the restaurant 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:54.320 or something like that. What if I got like ten 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.440 cents of Burger and then they took off and I 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.359 got rich, and then we could take our yacht trip 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.719 through the Pacific to all the islands. Oh, we could 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.400 pay for it. We could call our yacht the Burger 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.159 will buy the yacht. No, hear me out, Chris. The 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.919 yacht will have gigantic Jesse Kelly cheeseburger on the side 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:16.400 of it. What Chris, Yeah, we should just rent the yachts. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.480 Will never use it again. That's a good point. Well, 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.200 can we name it while we rent it for a 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.359 couple of months. Yeah, we need I'm gonna need my 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.119 burger on one side and my face on the other side. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.680 And when we'll call it the Showgun or something like that. 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.680 It should be called the Showgun because we're going through 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.760 the Pacific Islands of World War two, paid for by 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.039 the Jessie Kelly Burger. This is all coming together. It's 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.640 all coming together. Baby, I knew it's gosh. That freaking 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:45.760 excites me. That is exciting. Oh food wizard. I'm not 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.160 sure if this Midwest, if this is just Midwest thing 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.919 or a Nebraska thing. We always have cinnamon rolls with 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:58.240 our chili. The sweet sugary rolls compliment the chili extremely well. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.440 My friend grew up in Maryland and said they would 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:03.520 put brown sugar in their chili. Same concept. Keep up 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.279 the great work. Okay, One, the brown sugar thing sounds 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:12.560 freaking gross, but two, I would try it. I've never 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:17.000 had it. I would try it. Here's the thing though, 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.800 with me, I'm more of a savory guy than a 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.920 sweet guy, and this is I don't know, maybe there's 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.440 something wrong with me. If you were to put a 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:29.080 plate of pancakes with butter and syrup in front of me, 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.440 or a big plate of let's say, some cheesy scrambled 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.840 eggs with bacon and buttered toast, I would have the 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:39.640 eggs and toast every day of the week. It's not 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.320 that I dislike the pancakes. I love pancakes. I'll eat them, 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.800 but if I had to choose, I would much rather 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.160 go with salty and cheesy and savory. I don't I 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:52.400 don't know what, Chris, Have I ever put soy sauce 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:56.480 on a steak? I actually I have this incredible menu. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:58.720 All right, everyone, pull out, pull out, pull out your phone. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:00.800 Write this down. I'm about to give you the greatest 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:05.720 marinade ever. The past couple of years for Thanksgiving, you know, 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.960 we don't do turkey, we wanted to get something special, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.320 so we would get a beef tender loin. Now we 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:12.120 didn't this year because the cost of beef has gone 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:13.880 up so much. We just didn't feel right to spending 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.320 that kind of money. It was just terrible. But we 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:19.200 had previously gotten, you know, three four pound beef tender loin. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.360 I would marinate it for forty eight hours usually, if 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.400 not twenty four hours. And this is the marinade I 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.600 would use. Pay attention. Write it down. It's freaking glorious. Okay, 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:38.680 some olive oil, a bunch of soy sauce. Worschister Shire. 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:40.960 I can't say that dag on word, but wor Schister. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:42.920 You know what I'm you know what I'm saying. I 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.280 would take the chopped up minced garlic that's in a jar. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:47.959 You can chop up your owner if you're fancy. But 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.680 I would just take a spoon four two of that 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.160 and drop the garlic in there, black pepper, generous amount 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:57.120 of black pepper in there, and then some dry mustard 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:58.679 if you have some dry mustard, not the end of 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.240 the world. If you don't have dry must A bit 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:04.280 dry mustard. And then I want to say it's a regano. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.120 I'm almost positive as a reagano I used, but it 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.520 maybe parsi. It maybe both parsi or a regano in there. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.559 When you mix this up before you even drop the 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.520 tender loin in your mouth is going to be watering. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.719 And you marinade that tender loin in there and then 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.520 cook it, it will be the greatest cut of meat 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.959 you've ever eaten in your life. So I don't cook 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.680 really well. I make the greatest cheeseburgers on the planet. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.400 But I have a world class steak recipe I got 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.559 or steak marinade recipe. I got it from my old man. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.560 And yes, the star of the show, Chris is the 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.880 soy sauce, and their soy sauce is amazing. Have you 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.800 ever been to one of the Japanese steakhouses, Chris, Oh 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.880 my gosh, they're so fantastic. I would highly encourage anyone 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.080 who's never been to a Japanese steakhouse if you have 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.880 one in your area, to go. And they're wonderful for 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.120 the family. The kids enjoy it. They do the ha 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.679 ha ha ha ha the what Chris, that's what they do. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:54.959 Chop chop, chop, chop chop, And they do this stuff 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.360 in front of you with the kids, and they make 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.240 it fun for the kids. I know it's habachi. I 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.160 think that's pretty much what I said. Anyway, it's really 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.800 really fun. And lots of the steak is they'll put 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.520 the little soy sauce on it on their little tenderloin. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.360 Oh my gosh, it's so good. We don't have any 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.600 of those down here in Houston, well, not many. There's 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.760 one or two. They were everywhere up in Dallas. Why 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.520 don't Japanese people like Houston? Probably because it's too hot 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.880 and Japanese people were smart. All right, we have more, 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.040 We have a lot more. First though, Americans are dying 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:35.280 a lot of them. Hang on, missus, catch up Jesse 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:43.360 Kelly Show dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.640 Just a little it's a little uh congested over here today. 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.800 It's all good. It's all good. You can email the 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.800 show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. And we 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:58.559 have kids stuff this weekend we have this is I 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.240 saw someone someone Larry has said this, and I wish 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.600 I had said. You see these people. You ever see 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.520 someone say something so funny and you think to yourself, 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.400 and I wish I'd thought of it. It was great. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.240 I saw someone say, hey, let's get married and have kids, 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.839 so instead of having fun on the weekends, we can 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:17.000 drive all over to different practices and learn algebra. Again, 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.720 it's so true. Oh so it's coming your way, Chris, 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.640 it's coming your way. I'd rather die than learn algebra, 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.000 and apparently I might. According to this headline, this is 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:29.840 from not to Bee, seven thousand more Americans than usual 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:34.480 are dying every single week because of the effects of 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:40.200 COVID lockdowns. Yes, that's right. More people were dying as 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:44.000 a result of the knock on effects of lockdowns, hospital closures, 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:48.640 and other curbs brought in during the pandemic. That that number, 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.600 by the way, is going to continue to climb as 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.640 we go along. I'm going to get back to the 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.640 asked doctor Jesse questions. I'm just going to once again say, 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:01.240 the very idea that you should stop a society because 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.800 the new virus gets there is the most destructive idea 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:08.800 in the history of mankind. It's insane. Every single part 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.640 of it is insane. It was always going to do 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.160 more harm, I say, more harm than good. It didn't 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.120 do any good. It helped nothing. It helped no one. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.800 No one was helped by it. And we just destroy 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:22.880 this place. It's awful. All right, enough, Jesse, from one 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.520 vet to another, who do I need to kill to 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.080 get all three hours of your radio show? I do 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.360 hear you in Missoula, and I realize you may hold 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:34.000 a grudge against my Grizzlies because our superior football teams, 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:38.079 which historically have left the poor Bobcats licking their wounds. However, 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.240 this should not be a factor now since you're no 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.839 longer a resident of the greatest state in the Union's 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.440 talking about Montana. By the way, please use your leverage 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:48.320 as an incredibly gifted Golden tongue devil. You are to 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:52.000 increase your time on our local station. Use my name, 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.679 don't use my name. Who cares that, he says, go 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.800 grizz His name is Gary. Okay, let me I get 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.360 these emails from time to time, and let me explain 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:07.800 how this works with national syndication. When you are when 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:12.199 I have a national syndication company, the biggest national syndication 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:15.280 company there is Premier. It's the biggest one. It's biggest 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.320 one in the world. They're freaking fantastic. I still can't 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.040 believe they called me and offered me this show, but 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.400 they did. So that's that's who I work for. I 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.680 work for Premier. That's my boss. They're the ones. They're 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.920 the suits who actually allow me to say whatever I want. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:32.200 So God love them. Okay, different affiliates a different city. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.679 It's called an affiliate. So we have an affiliate in 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.719 New York City's a great example. WR seven ten w 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:44.000 R that's our New York affiliate. Now Premier that Yes, 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.520 they are the national syndication company, and they are the 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.400 one who is, you know, bringing the show to these affiliates. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:56.320 But these affiliates choose to run the show whenever they 0:13:56.320 --> 0:14:00.120 want and how much of it they want. So I 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:03.000 get these complaints from people thinking that I can do 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:04.600 something about it, and I get that you want more 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.080 of the show. I'm not dogging on you. Thank you. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.720 It's it's an honor, but there's nothing I can do 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:12.280 about it. Your local affiliate, wherever you are, if they're 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.920 not running all three hours, it's because they've chosen to 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.240 go a different route to do something. If they are 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.640 running it on delay, you'll see that a lot. Sometimes 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.680 that's because they have two different shows they like, so 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:26.800 they'll push one. One will be delayed an hour, one 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:30.120 will be delayed three four hours. It's very, very different. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.920 If you don't like it, I'll tell you affiliates are 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.720 wonderful to deal with. I love our affiliates. They're really 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:40.120 really cool. Sometimes they can do changes. Sometimes they can't. 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.200 Send them an email if you want to change a 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.640 polite email. Please don't yell at them. Lots of times 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.440 they're locked into contracts and there's nothing they can do 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.320 about it. Just send them an email and say, hey, 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.880 I would like this, if you don't mind, that's the 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.880 best I can tell you to do. All right, you're 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.680 wait for some good news. Jesse. We did it. We 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:01.640 flipped the Temecula Valley UNI five school board by electing 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:05.760 three conservatives to the board this past November November. After 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:10.000 being sworn in on Tuesday, December thirteenth, they voted three 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.640 to two to ban teaching critical race theory in schools. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.880 Many of us walked miles in the heat and sometimes 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.000 in the rain, knocking on doors promoting the candidates, and 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:23.760 it was all worth it. Dag Daunt. I'm so proud 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.400 of you. These are the thing. This is how we 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:31.280 take back the country, not stupid Congress, not even the presidency. Yeah, 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.840 I want all that stuff too. This is how we 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.960 take America back. This is the roots of it. You 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:42.200 out there running for school board or supporting candidates, running 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:46.040 for school board, taking back your schools, doing the work, 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:50.680 taking back your city councils, taking back your sheriffs, taking 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.880 back the state legislatures. Yeah, Chris said a gop Win 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:57.280 in California. Oh do California has some hardcore conservatives? Did? 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.120 They are hardcores out there because they're so beaten down 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.120 and in that communist state. That is how it's done. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.120 That is the way it's done. I am so proud 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:09.480 of you. Good job, keep going. I think there are 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:14.000 twenty three states that have school board elections this year, 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.360 not in twenty twenty four or in twenty twenty three. 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.080 I mean twenty twenty three, they have school board elections. 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.120 Get out there and take back your school board. I 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.960 know it's not sexy like Congress with the fancy suit, 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:28.000 and I'm gonna be on Fox News. It's much more 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.280 important than Congress. Give them Congress, We'll take the school 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.480 boards in the end. That'll result in us winning. All right, gosh, 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.400 that's great news. Spread the news, Chris, I love it. 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:41.240 Now spread the news about something else. Let's spread the 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.960 news about what you've done, because I talk to you 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.400 a lot about Preborn and saving a life and how 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.560 donating twenty eight dollars stays eleve. You know, you know 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.360 all this stuff. By now Preborn's out there doing it. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:55.560 I wanted to just use this opportunity to say thank you. 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:59.600 We have talked to the people at Preborn. This audience 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:04.000 has simply blown them away with your willingness to go 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.320 save babies. Twenty eight bucks. Twenty eight bucks buys that 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.959 young woman who's about to have an abortion, buys her 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:14.080 a free ultrasound. 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This is maybe the most important thing we do. 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:53.240 Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Message is sponsored by Preborn. 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.199 By the way, all right now, this is a juicy question, 0:17:56.359 --> 0:18:00.920 isn't it. Guy wants to know a NA should dictator 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.639 or a national divorce which one will come first? And 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.720 someone else thinks he ran into me in Iraq? Did 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:23.320 he hang on a type I'm on. Fuck, I'm going 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:30.280 to someplace but I've never been. I'm gone. I'm gone 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:36.320 with the water days dot Wine. It is the Jesse 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:40.600 Kelly Show on an ask doctor Jesse Friday. We still 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.320 got time left. You can email the show Jesse at 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:47.680 Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:51.000 dot com. Do you hear? Did you hear? Communist John Denver, 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:54.280 also known as Randy Winegarden say Biden's better than FDR. 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.680 I want to just say for a second, what you 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.480 and what the president has done. I mean, I can't 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:04.040 even remember all the mnemonics of all the things that 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:07.040 have been done. It is a my history teacher. It 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:12.679 is more than any other president since FDR, and maybe 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:17.080 more than FDR. These people were the best. And I 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.480 do want to give a shout out once again to 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.159 Josh Holly. I played this the other night. Josh Holly 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.680 still calling for Afghanistan accountability, which it feels like we're 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:29.920 never going to get, but at least someone's trying. It 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:35.719 has now been sixteen months since President Biden's disastrous withdrawal 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:40.040 from Afghanistan. Sixteen months until Lance Corporal since Lance Corporal 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:43.520 Schmidt's from Missouri and twelve other Marines lost their lives 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:48.200 at Abbeygate. Sixteen months since hundreds of American civilians were 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:53.560 left behind to the enemy. Sixteen months, no one's been fired, 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:59.320 no one's offered answers, There's been zero accountability. And so 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.119 for approxim the two hundredth time, we are here on 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:06.639 the floor as I continue to fulfill my pledge to 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:11.119 seek accountability for what happened at Abbey Gate, for the 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:14.240 lives that were lost, including the life from my own 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:18.520 state Lance Corporal Schmidts, and to press for answers. It 0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:21.919 is not too much to ask that not just the 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:24.800 families of the fallen, but that the people of this 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:29.240 country not be lied to about what happened at Abbey Gate, 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:34.320 and we be given the answers that the American people deserve. 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:39.120 That sure would be nice. It is still so amazing 0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:42.439 to me when you look back at conflicts. World War 0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:45.120 two is a great example, and you look at all 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:50.159 the generals and admirals who resigned or were demoted, or 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:54.840 were fired or were called in for accountability. Not one 0:20:54.920 --> 0:21:02.520 resigned over Afghanistan, not one, not one firing, not one resignation. 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:07.879 All right, Jesse, which comes first a national dictator or 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:12.040 a national divorce? Juri Besmanov said that a crisis leads 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:17.040 to two alternatives, civil war or invasion. Just as Taiwan 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:20.520 needs a defense against communist China, the Red States will 0:21:20.560 --> 0:21:23.359 need a defense against the communist Blue States after a 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:29.119 national divorce, so on and so forth. Look, I believe 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:31.800 I am as cynical as I can be. At times, 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:37.800 I am very hopeful about something. I am hopeful that 0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:41.280 the United States of America will once again pull off 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:44.720 a miracle that hasn't really been done before, like our 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:48.840 revolution that was a miracle, because revolutions have happened, but 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:53.480 you don't hardly ever get a better government after a revolution. 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:56.639 Normally it's so much worse, and then you're thinking, oh, gosh, 0:21:56.640 --> 0:22:00.119 we should have just kept what we had. We did it. 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:07.560 I believe this. I believe we can reasonably peacefully separate, 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:10.439 and that we will as people who don't want to 0:22:10.480 --> 0:22:15.399 live in insane America migrate physically to read America. And 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:18.320 it's not because I don't I don't agree with you 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:20.840 that the communists vicious and aggressive and they want it all. 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:24.040 I know all those things. That what gives me real 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:28.520 hope is the Second Amendment. It is the one thing 0:22:29.040 --> 0:22:32.600 that drives them insane. It's the one thing they've never 0:22:32.640 --> 0:22:36.760 been able to take away. They can't stand it. They 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:40.080 have to have a monopoly on force to finally do 0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:42.520 everything they want to do. And not only do they 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:44.840 not have it in this country, they're not even close. 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:47.639