Speaker 1: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that out
Speaker 1: of it at the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Playing hurt but playing well out here,
Speaker 1: what Chris can look? It's been a it's been a
Speaker 1: great ass, doctor, Jesse Friday. We have a recall though,
Speaker 1: just a heads up for you, although it's only for
Speaker 1: Australia so you probably don't care. Recall expanded after hallucinogenic
Speaker 1: spinach sickens more than fifty How does how does spinach
Speaker 1: create hallucinations? I don't understand, Chris, what am I asking
Speaker 1: you for? You're not a drug guy. We needed, We
Speaker 1: needed you know what we need on the show. We
Speaker 1: need a drug guy, like a drug dealer of some kind,
Speaker 1: not not so we can buy drugs from him, so
Speaker 1: we can get more in the know, so we can
Speaker 1: get more in the know about this stuff. Chris. See
Speaker 1: if you can go find us a drug dealer somewhere
Speaker 1: this weekend, Jesse. Every year we host family gatherings for
Speaker 1: the holidays at my house. My wife's whole family's notoriously late.
Speaker 1: It's so bad they make jokes about their tardiness. Drives
Speaker 1: me nuts. So I told the wife that this year.
Speaker 1: If we say we're eating at noon, we eat at noon. Period.
Speaker 1: When they inevitably roll them in at one thirty or two,
Speaker 1: I'll just tell them the leftovers are in the fridge.
Speaker 1: The wife says, this is rude. What does America's dad say?
Speaker 1: I despise tardiness. I despise it. And here's why I
Speaker 1: despise tardiness. Tardiness is a choice. See people, people who
Speaker 1: are late all the time, they act like it's just well,
Speaker 1: that's just who I am. No, that's just who you are.
Speaker 1: The same way if I if I didn't wash my
Speaker 1: hands after I use the bathroom, that would be like
Speaker 1: me saying, well, that's just who I am. No, that's
Speaker 1: a conscious, conscious choice to not clean the germs off
Speaker 1: your hands after you use the bathroom. It's not who
Speaker 1: you are. It's rude. It's a choice. When you are late.
Speaker 1: I'm never late to anything. Ever, when you are late,
Speaker 1: that means this does it mean that's who you are.
Speaker 1: It means you have chosen that your time is more
Speaker 1: important than my time, that my time is something that
Speaker 1: you don't have to be mindful of it all. You
Speaker 1: don't have to set a reminder. You can just totally
Speaker 1: disregard my time, because your time is all that matters.
Speaker 1: If her family really shows up an hour or too
Speaker 1: late for dinner, without question, they should be fishing the
Speaker 1: food out of the fridge. And that dare I say it?
Speaker 1: Or I just bit into my bit into my cough
Speaker 1: drop Chris on the air on accident, that, dare I
Speaker 1: say it? That's gonna be worth a fight. That's gonna
Speaker 1: be worth the fight if it happened once. Look, everyone's
Speaker 1: late once, flat tie or something like that. That's fine
Speaker 1: if you're rude all the time. If you're late all
Speaker 1: the time, I should say you're rude. It's so freaking
Speaker 1: and considerate. Be on time. Dear mister Kelly, been a
Speaker 1: big fan since Buck Sex then abandoned his drivetime listeners, Buck,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to send him that anyway. Have you
Speaker 1: considered licensing the Jesse Kelly Burger recipe to restaurants are
Speaker 1: properly prepared Jesse Kelly Burger seems like something I would
Speaker 1: order in a restaurant that would serve it as a
Speaker 1: place I would want to patronize, Just saying for your
Speaker 1: restaurant owning fans in the Spokane era, area, Sincerely, Derek. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's funny you bring that up, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: I have a guy. His name's Chris. He's a good friend. No,
Speaker 1: not producer Chris, not Jewish producer, Chris, A different Chris.
Speaker 1: Why do I have so many Chriss in my life? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I have a guy who's a business partner of mine.
Speaker 1: He's one of these guys who's been everywhere in radio,
Speaker 1: everywhere in TV knows, everyone knows. He's just one of
Speaker 1: those guys. And since I'm so brand new to this,
Speaker 1: he's critically important for me. Also, he's this huge data nerd.
Speaker 1: He's always tracking stats and numbers. People ask me, hey,
Speaker 1: how many downloads do you have? How many that I
Speaker 1: don't know. They used to send me ratings all the
Speaker 1: time for this city or that Surdi city, Jesse. You're
Speaker 1: killing it in San Diego, Jesse. They love you in
Speaker 1: New York and they you should see these, these these
Speaker 1: graphs they send you, or these Excel spreadsheets with the
Speaker 1: audience You've got a two point nine share, with a
Speaker 1: ten point to five share, but a twelve spot. And
Speaker 1: I said, can you guys seriously stop sending me this?
Speaker 1: I don't care, and I'm not gonna read any of
Speaker 1: it at all. I'm gonna sit on and I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna keep doing the show and I'm just gonna hope
Speaker 1: people like it. But him, he tears through that stuff,
Speaker 1: and I need someone like that in my life. And
Speaker 1: he's also one of the smartest human beings I've ever known.
Speaker 1: It was his idea, by the way, for me to
Speaker 1: write the book. And you know how much I've been
Speaker 1: resisting writing a book because writing sucks. He had to
Speaker 1: work hard on a pitch that would get me to
Speaker 1: write a book, on an idea that I would enjoy
Speaker 1: enough to write, and I found one. Don't worry, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you about it when it comes. When it's coming out,
Speaker 1: it's later on this year or twenty twenty three. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to slip a book by okay anyway.
Speaker 1: He also he's one of these guys that would think
Speaker 1: of something like this. He brought up to me he said, Hey,
Speaker 1: we might want to license your burger. I said, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how that works. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: He basically said, just exactly what you just said. So
Speaker 1: I believe if we haven't already. I think the process
Speaker 1: is already in place or something like that. I think
Speaker 1: they are going to license to Burger, which I don't
Speaker 1: get how that gets Chris, you're Jewish? Do I get
Speaker 1: money from this? What? What you don't know? I have
Speaker 1: to get Do I get money from it? I'd imagine
Speaker 1: so too for every Burger or just like the restaurant
Speaker 1: or something like that. What if I got like ten
Speaker 1: cents of Burger and then they took off and I
Speaker 1: got rich, and then we could take our yacht trip
Speaker 1: through the Pacific to all the islands. Oh, we could
Speaker 1: pay for it. We could call our yacht the Burger
Speaker 1: will buy the yacht. No, hear me out, Chris. The
Speaker 1: yacht will have gigantic Jesse Kelly cheeseburger on the side
Speaker 1: of it. What Chris, Yeah, we should just rent the yachts.
Speaker 1: Will never use it again. That's a good point. Well,
Speaker 1: can we name it while we rent it for a
Speaker 1: couple of months. Yeah, we need I'm gonna need my
Speaker 1: burger on one side and my face on the other side.
Speaker 1: And when we'll call it the Showgun or something like that.
Speaker 1: It should be called the Showgun because we're going through
Speaker 1: the Pacific Islands of World War two, paid for by
Speaker 1: the Jessie Kelly Burger. This is all coming together. It's
Speaker 1: all coming together. Baby, I knew it's gosh. That freaking
Speaker 1: excites me. That is exciting. Oh food wizard. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if this Midwest, if this is just Midwest thing
Speaker 1: or a Nebraska thing. We always have cinnamon rolls with
Speaker 1: our chili. The sweet sugary rolls compliment the chili extremely well.
Speaker 1: My friend grew up in Maryland and said they would
Speaker 1: put brown sugar in their chili. Same concept. Keep up
Speaker 1: the great work. Okay, One, the brown sugar thing sounds
Speaker 1: freaking gross, but two, I would try it. I've never
Speaker 1: had it. I would try it. Here's the thing though,
Speaker 1: with me, I'm more of a savory guy than a
Speaker 1: sweet guy, and this is I don't know, maybe there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with me. If you were to put a
Speaker 1: plate of pancakes with butter and syrup in front of me,
Speaker 1: or a big plate of let's say, some cheesy scrambled
Speaker 1: eggs with bacon and buttered toast, I would have the
Speaker 1: eggs and toast every day of the week. It's not
Speaker 1: that I dislike the pancakes. I love pancakes. I'll eat them,
Speaker 1: but if I had to choose, I would much rather
Speaker 1: go with salty and cheesy and savory. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know what, Chris, Have I ever put soy sauce
Speaker 1: on a steak? I actually I have this incredible menu.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone, pull out, pull out, pull out your phone.
Speaker 1: Write this down. I'm about to give you the greatest
Speaker 1: marinade ever. The past couple of years for Thanksgiving, you know,
Speaker 1: we don't do turkey, we wanted to get something special,
Speaker 1: so we would get a beef tender loin. Now we
Speaker 1: didn't this year because the cost of beef has gone
Speaker 1: up so much. We just didn't feel right to spending
Speaker 1: that kind of money. It was just terrible. But we
Speaker 1: had previously gotten, you know, three four pound beef tender loin.
Speaker 1: I would marinate it for forty eight hours usually, if
Speaker 1: not twenty four hours. And this is the marinade I
Speaker 1: would use. Pay attention. Write it down. It's freaking glorious. Okay,
Speaker 1: some olive oil, a bunch of soy sauce. Worschister Shire.
Speaker 1: I can't say that dag on word, but wor Schister.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: would take the chopped up minced garlic that's in a jar.
Speaker 1: You can chop up your owner if you're fancy. But
Speaker 1: I would just take a spoon four two of that
Speaker 1: and drop the garlic in there, black pepper, generous amount
Speaker 1: of black pepper in there, and then some dry mustard
Speaker 1: if you have some dry mustard, not the end of
Speaker 1: the world. If you don't have dry must A bit
Speaker 1: dry mustard. And then I want to say it's a regano.
Speaker 1: I'm almost positive as a reagano I used, but it
Speaker 1: maybe parsi. It maybe both parsi or a regano in there.
Speaker 1: When you mix this up before you even drop the
Speaker 1: tender loin in your mouth is going to be watering.
Speaker 1: And you marinade that tender loin in there and then
Speaker 1: cook it, it will be the greatest cut of meat
Speaker 1: you've ever eaten in your life. So I don't cook
Speaker 1: really well. I make the greatest cheeseburgers on the planet.
Speaker 1: But I have a world class steak recipe I got
Speaker 1: or steak marinade recipe. I got it from my old man.
Speaker 1: And yes, the star of the show, Chris is the
Speaker 1: soy sauce, and their soy sauce is amazing. Have you
Speaker 1: ever been to one of the Japanese steakhouses, Chris, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, they're so fantastic. I would highly encourage anyone
Speaker 1: who's never been to a Japanese steakhouse if you have
Speaker 1: one in your area, to go. And they're wonderful for
Speaker 1: the family. The kids enjoy it. They do the ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha the what Chris, that's what they do.
Speaker 1: Chop chop, chop, chop chop, And they do this stuff
Speaker 1: in front of you with the kids, and they make
Speaker 1: it fun for the kids. I know it's habachi. I
Speaker 1: think that's pretty much what I said. Anyway, it's really
Speaker 1: really fun. And lots of the steak is they'll put
Speaker 1: the little soy sauce on it on their little tenderloin.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so good. We don't have any
Speaker 1: of those down here in Houston, well, not many. There's
Speaker 1: one or two. They were everywhere up in Dallas. Why
Speaker 1: don't Japanese people like Houston? Probably because it's too hot
Speaker 1: and Japanese people were smart. All right, we have more,
Speaker 1: We have a lot more. First though, Americans are dying
Speaker 1: a lot of them. Hang on, missus, catch up Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Just a little it's a little uh congested over here today.
Speaker 1: It's all good. It's all good. You can email the
Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. And we
Speaker 1: have kids stuff this weekend we have this is I
Speaker 1: saw someone someone Larry has said this, and I wish
Speaker 1: I had said. You see these people. You ever see
Speaker 1: someone say something so funny and you think to yourself,
Speaker 1: and I wish I'd thought of it. It was great.
Speaker 1: I saw someone say, hey, let's get married and have kids,
Speaker 1: so instead of having fun on the weekends, we can
Speaker 1: drive all over to different practices and learn algebra. Again,
Speaker 1: it's so true. Oh so it's coming your way, Chris,
Speaker 1: it's coming your way. I'd rather die than learn algebra,
Speaker 1: and apparently I might. According to this headline, this is
Speaker 1: from not to Bee, seven thousand more Americans than usual
Speaker 1: are dying every single week because of the effects of
Speaker 1: COVID lockdowns. Yes, that's right. More people were dying as
Speaker 1: a result of the knock on effects of lockdowns, hospital closures,
Speaker 1: and other curbs brought in during the pandemic. That that number,
Speaker 1: by the way, is going to continue to climb as
Speaker 1: we go along. I'm going to get back to the
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse questions. I'm just going to once again say,
Speaker 1: the very idea that you should stop a society because
Speaker 1: the new virus gets there is the most destructive idea
Speaker 1: in the history of mankind. It's insane. Every single part
Speaker 1: of it is insane. It was always going to do
Speaker 1: more harm, I say, more harm than good. It didn't
Speaker 1: do any good. It helped nothing. It helped no one.
Speaker 1: No one was helped by it. And we just destroy
Speaker 1: this place. It's awful. All right, enough, Jesse, from one
Speaker 1: vet to another, who do I need to kill to
Speaker 1: get all three hours of your radio show? I do
Speaker 1: hear you in Missoula, and I realize you may hold
Speaker 1: a grudge against my Grizzlies because our superior football teams,
Speaker 1: which historically have left the poor Bobcats licking their wounds. However,
Speaker 1: this should not be a factor now since you're no
Speaker 1: longer a resident of the greatest state in the Union's
Speaker 1: talking about Montana. By the way, please use your leverage
Speaker 1: as an incredibly gifted Golden tongue devil. You are to
Speaker 1: increase your time on our local station. Use my name,
Speaker 1: don't use my name. Who cares that, he says, go
Speaker 1: grizz His name is Gary. Okay, let me I get
Speaker 1: these emails from time to time, and let me explain
Speaker 1: how this works with national syndication. When you are when
Speaker 1: I have a national syndication company, the biggest national syndication
Speaker 1: company there is Premier. It's the biggest one. It's biggest
Speaker 1: one in the world. They're freaking fantastic. I still can't
Speaker 1: believe they called me and offered me this show, but
Speaker 1: they did. So that's that's who I work for. I
Speaker 1: work for Premier. That's my boss. They're the ones. They're
Speaker 1: the suits who actually allow me to say whatever I want.
Speaker 1: So God love them. Okay, different affiliates a different city.
Speaker 1: It's called an affiliate. So we have an affiliate in
Speaker 1: New York City's a great example. WR seven ten w
Speaker 1: R that's our New York affiliate. Now Premier that Yes,
Speaker 1: they are the national syndication company, and they are the
Speaker 1: one who is, you know, bringing the show to these affiliates.
Speaker 1: But these affiliates choose to run the show whenever they
Speaker 1: want and how much of it they want. So I
Speaker 1: get these complaints from people thinking that I can do
Speaker 1: something about it, and I get that you want more
Speaker 1: of the show. I'm not dogging on you. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's it's an honor, but there's nothing I can do
Speaker 1: about it. Your local affiliate, wherever you are, if they're
Speaker 1: not running all three hours, it's because they've chosen to
Speaker 1: go a different route to do something. If they are
Speaker 1: running it on delay, you'll see that a lot. Sometimes
Speaker 1: that's because they have two different shows they like, so
Speaker 1: they'll push one. One will be delayed an hour, one
Speaker 1: will be delayed three four hours. It's very, very different.
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, I'll tell you affiliates are
Speaker 1: wonderful to deal with. I love our affiliates. They're really
Speaker 1: really cool. Sometimes they can do changes. Sometimes they can't.
Speaker 1: Send them an email if you want to change a
Speaker 1: polite email. Please don't yell at them. Lots of times
Speaker 1: they're locked into contracts and there's nothing they can do
Speaker 1: about it. Just send them an email and say, hey,
Speaker 1: I would like this, if you don't mind, that's the
Speaker 1: best I can tell you to do. All right, you're
Speaker 1: wait for some good news. Jesse. We did it. We
Speaker 1: flipped the Temecula Valley UNI five school board by electing
Speaker 1: three conservatives to the board this past November November. After
Speaker 1: being sworn in on Tuesday, December thirteenth, they voted three
Speaker 1: to two to ban teaching critical race theory in schools.
Speaker 1: Many of us walked miles in the heat and sometimes
Speaker 1: in the rain, knocking on doors promoting the candidates, and
Speaker 1: it was all worth it. Dag Daunt. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of you. These are the thing. This is how we
Speaker 1: take back the country, not stupid Congress, not even the presidency. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want all that stuff too. This is how we
Speaker 1: take America back. This is the roots of it. You
Speaker 1: out there running for school board or supporting candidates, running
Speaker 1: for school board, taking back your schools, doing the work,
Speaker 1: taking back your city councils, taking back your sheriffs, taking
Speaker 1: back the state legislatures. Yeah, Chris said a gop Win
Speaker 1: in California. Oh do California has some hardcore conservatives? Did?
Speaker 1: They are hardcores out there because they're so beaten down
Speaker 1: and in that communist state. That is how it's done.
Speaker 1: That is the way it's done. I am so proud
Speaker 1: of you. Good job, keep going. I think there are
Speaker 1: twenty three states that have school board elections this year,
Speaker 1: not in twenty twenty four or in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: I mean twenty twenty three, they have school board elections.
Speaker 1: Get out there and take back your school board. I
Speaker 1: know it's not sexy like Congress with the fancy suit,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be on Fox News. It's much more
Speaker 1: important than Congress. Give them Congress, We'll take the school
Speaker 1: boards in the end. That'll result in us winning. All right, gosh,
Speaker 1: that's great news. Spread the news, Chris, I love it.
Speaker 1: Now spread the news about something else. Let's spread the
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Speaker 1: By the way, all right now, this is a juicy question,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Guy wants to know a NA should dictator
Speaker 1: or a national divorce which one will come first? And
Speaker 1: someone else thinks he ran into me in Iraq? Did
Speaker 1: he hang on a type I'm on. Fuck, I'm going
Speaker 1: to someplace but I've never been. I'm gone. I'm gone
Speaker 1: with the water days dot Wine. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on an ask doctor Jesse Friday. We still
Speaker 1: got time left. You can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: dot com. Do you hear? Did you hear? Communist John Denver,
Speaker 1: also known as Randy Winegarden say Biden's better than FDR.
Speaker 1: I want to just say for a second, what you
Speaker 1: and what the president has done. I mean, I can't
Speaker 1: even remember all the mnemonics of all the things that
Speaker 1: have been done. It is a my history teacher. It
Speaker 1: is more than any other president since FDR, and maybe
Speaker 1: more than FDR. These people were the best. And I
Speaker 1: do want to give a shout out once again to
Speaker 1: Josh Holly. I played this the other night. Josh Holly
Speaker 1: still calling for Afghanistan accountability, which it feels like we're
Speaker 1: never going to get, but at least someone's trying. It
Speaker 1: has now been sixteen months since President Biden's disastrous withdrawal
Speaker 1: from Afghanistan. Sixteen months until Lance Corporal since Lance Corporal
Speaker 1: Schmidt's from Missouri and twelve other Marines lost their lives
Speaker 1: at Abbeygate. Sixteen months since hundreds of American civilians were
Speaker 1: left behind to the enemy. Sixteen months, no one's been fired,
Speaker 1: no one's offered answers, There's been zero accountability. And so
Speaker 1: for approxim the two hundredth time, we are here on
Speaker 1: the floor as I continue to fulfill my pledge to
Speaker 1: seek accountability for what happened at Abbey Gate, for the
Speaker 1: lives that were lost, including the life from my own
Speaker 1: state Lance Corporal Schmidts, and to press for answers. It
Speaker 1: is not too much to ask that not just the
Speaker 1: families of the fallen, but that the people of this
Speaker 1: country not be lied to about what happened at Abbey Gate,
Speaker 1: and we be given the answers that the American people deserve.
Speaker 1: That sure would be nice. It is still so amazing
Speaker 1: to me when you look back at conflicts. World War
Speaker 1: two is a great example, and you look at all
Speaker 1: the generals and admirals who resigned or were demoted, or
Speaker 1: were fired or were called in for accountability. Not one
Speaker 1: resigned over Afghanistan, not one, not one firing, not one resignation.
Speaker 1: All right, Jesse, which comes first a national dictator or
Speaker 1: a national divorce? Juri Besmanov said that a crisis leads
Speaker 1: to two alternatives, civil war or invasion. Just as Taiwan
Speaker 1: needs a defense against communist China, the Red States will
Speaker 1: need a defense against the communist Blue States after a
Speaker 1: national divorce, so on and so forth. Look, I believe
Speaker 1: I am as cynical as I can be. At times,
Speaker 1: I am very hopeful about something. I am hopeful that
Speaker 1: the United States of America will once again pull off
Speaker 1: a miracle that hasn't really been done before, like our
Speaker 1: revolution that was a miracle, because revolutions have happened, but
Speaker 1: you don't hardly ever get a better government after a revolution.
Speaker 1: Normally it's so much worse, and then you're thinking, oh, gosh,
Speaker 1: we should have just kept what we had. We did it.
Speaker 1: I believe this. I believe we can reasonably peacefully separate,
Speaker 1: and that we will as people who don't want to
Speaker 1: live in insane America migrate physically to read America. And
Speaker 1: it's not because I don't I don't agree with you
Speaker 1: that the communists vicious and aggressive and they want it all.
Speaker 1: I know all those things. That what gives me real
Speaker 1: hope is the Second Amendment. It is the one thing
Speaker 1: that drives them insane. It's the one thing they've never
Speaker 1: been able to take away. They can't stand it. They
Speaker 1: have to have a monopoly on force to finally do
Speaker 1: everything they want to do. And not only do they
Speaker 1: not have it in this country, they're not even close.
Speaker 1: People just keep piling up guns and AMMO and guns
Speaker 1: and AMMO and guns and ammo. You realize there are
Speaker 1: more guns and ammunition in the hands of American citizens
Speaker 1: than every branch of the military and every least force combined,
Speaker 1: and there are more by an order of magnitude. The
Speaker 1: American people are so well armed. It's what leads me
Speaker 1: to believe we can peacefully divorced, and I do believe
Speaker 1: we eventually will. People are obviously separating, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: start seeing this a lot more. What's happening. It's happening
Speaker 1: in Oregon right now, It's gonna happen in Colorado, I
Speaker 1: believe eventually too, where you have these super super blue
Speaker 1: areas and because they're the high population areas, they dominate
Speaker 1: the rest of the state. Well, you have all these
Speaker 1: people in the state who are blood red and they
Speaker 1: don't want to live under some communist government, and so
Speaker 1: they're beginning to propose these things of Hey, let us
Speaker 1: break away, let us go. In Oregon, they're trying to
Speaker 1: join Idaho. It's called the Greater Idaho Movement. Hey, let
Speaker 1: us go. Oh, I know, Chris, I love it. I
Speaker 1: think it's fantastic. Lets let us go. People only will
Speaker 1: live for so long under a government that hates them
Speaker 1: and that they hate. And right now, look, the federal
Speaker 1: government sucks. We already know that. But if you're in
Speaker 1: a blue state, if you're listening to me right now
Speaker 1: in California, your federal government not only sucks, your state
Speaker 1: government hatred guts two and that people are gonna chafe
Speaker 1: under that eventually. All right, they've had enough. Greetings from
Speaker 1: a fellow UMC Tube Stroker steel rein invoker. That's a mortarment,
Speaker 1: is what he's talking about. A mortarment, the gigantic steel tubes.
Speaker 1: As you well know, it's very uncommon for someone to
Speaker 1: escape the core without getting some ink done. Do you
Speaker 1: have any tattoos? If you do, what is it? If
Speaker 1: you don't, why did you not get one? Also? Were
Speaker 1: you at Camp Schwab in two thousand two. Camp Schwab,
Speaker 1: by the way, is in Okinawa. I was there with
Speaker 1: one six weapons company eighty ones from June. By the way,
Speaker 1: eighty ones are those sides of the mortar. There are
Speaker 1: sixty millimeter mortars for infantry, and then there are eighty
Speaker 1: ones from June to December two thousand and two. Before
Speaker 1: being sent to two six. I was just asking because
Speaker 1: I remember seeing a big, ugly guy walking around Ah
Speaker 1: separify and keep firing for effect on the Communists. Oh,
Speaker 1: when was I there? It would have been during my
Speaker 1: first two years. I joined in two thousand. I might
Speaker 1: have been there. I was on Camp Schwab when I
Speaker 1: went what Chris, Yeah, that was when the foot thing happened,
Speaker 1: when I stepped on the sea urchin. That might have
Speaker 1: been me. Actually, that might have been there. I was
Speaker 1: definitely in Camp Schwab. And I was definitely in Camp
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Speaker 1: I was in Camp Schwab. There's no question about that.
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Speaker 1: someone wants to talk about Tim Scott and the establishment.
Speaker 1: Someone wants to talk about MRIs, someone wants to talk
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Speaker 1: wouldn't put it past him to give it a shot.
Speaker 1: By the way, all right, that's one two. What makes
Speaker 1: the Secret Police secret? They don't disclose the things they
Speaker 1: do to the people. That's what it is. They just
Speaker 1: they don't have to show you a warrant. They don't
Speaker 1: have to go through judges, or if they do, they
Speaker 1: go through judges that are friendly to them. They can
Speaker 1: just grab you, haul you off to a dark cell.
Speaker 1: And they're not They're not publicly accountable at all. The
Speaker 1: secret police really are the most terrifying forces in the
Speaker 1: history of the world. They're just staggeringly scary the things
Speaker 1: they've done. And you have one growing right here in
Speaker 1: this country with the FBI, also known as the Cheka.
Speaker 1: All right, Tim Scott and more? Hang on? Is he
Speaker 1: smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, it is that Jesse Kelly show. Man.
Speaker 1: We're almost done with, asked doctor Jesse Friday. That's a
Speaker 1: don't worry. I'll be back on Monday. We got medal
Speaker 1: of honor Monday. It'll be fun. And we still have
Speaker 1: a little We have a little more time together, Chris,
Speaker 1: We have a little more time together. You can email
Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. This one says, Hey, Baldy,
Speaker 1: that's not nice. Hey Baldy, I was listening to you
Speaker 1: talk about Tim Scott earlier this week. Senate Republicans would
Speaker 1: push Tim Scott for a president primarily because he's a
Speaker 1: minority and secondly, but importantly, because he's mainstream. You won't
Speaker 1: see a GOP Senate push an actual conservative fighter like
Speaker 1: Holly or Cruz. Scott is an easy establishment choice that
Speaker 1: checks the right boxes. What's the last conservative issue he's
Speaker 1: led on? Can't think of one, No, he never has, no, well, oh,
Speaker 1: never mind. He did hop on the police reform band wagon.
Speaker 1: Made sure everyone everyone knew that Tim Scott thought the
Speaker 1: cops sucked too, and that we needed the federal government
Speaker 1: to step in because some drugged out dude dies in Minneapolis.
Speaker 1: We definitely need a federal bill. Freaking pathetic. Dear doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse fellow tube stroker here again, that's mortarman means a mortarman.
Speaker 1: My question for you was what's your favorite MRI and
Speaker 1: what was your favorite MRI recipe? Also today all this
Speaker 1: he said it, yesterday is my birthday. Could you give
Speaker 1: a shout out to my cousin Ben for turning me
Speaker 1: onto your great show. Ben, I'm so glad you were
Speaker 1: able to bring Kyle the greatest show and the history
Speaker 1: of mankind. That's one two. I'm telling you right now now,
Speaker 1: I would probably dislike it if I tried it again.
Speaker 1: The spaghetti was good, No, Chris, hear me out. The
Speaker 1: spaghetti was good. I don't know whether it was good
Speaker 1: or acceptable. I was in a different place back then.
Speaker 1: Okay to me, it tasted really good. There were some
Speaker 1: MRI flavors we seriously thought they were playing a joke
Speaker 1: on us. There was one again I say, I say was.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what ones exists now, whether they
Speaker 1: kept him. There was one that was called tie chicken.
Speaker 1: If you at the tie chicken, you essentially didn't get
Speaker 1: to eat. You can't. It didn't matter. It almost didn't
Speaker 1: matter how all Chris it was so bad. And I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what else was good. When you get the spaghetti,
Speaker 1: you take the You see every MRI back in the day,
Speaker 1: it either had a little packet of peanut butter or
Speaker 1: cheese spread. And keep in mind, you never really had
Speaker 1: to stress whether you preferred one or the other, because
Speaker 1: there was always somebody who wanted a trade. I'm a
Speaker 1: peanut butter freak, so I was always great with peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Plus I found peanut butter was great in an MRI.
Speaker 1: If you're eating only you don't have time to eat
Speaker 1: the whole thing, or you're worried because you have a
Speaker 1: bunch of work to do that night, a big field exercise,
Speaker 1: stash the peanut butter because it's a nice little thing.
Speaker 1: You can squirt in your mouth on the go, which
Speaker 1: would actually give you more energy. So I would say
Speaker 1: the peanut butter anyway, take the cheese sauce, the spready chetty,
Speaker 1: and pour some of it in the spaghetti TONI legit. Really.
Speaker 1: The cheese sauce was always handy like that. But there
Speaker 1: was one it came out and I was almost getting out.
Speaker 1: It came out when we were in Iraq, I think,
Speaker 1: or just before we were in Iraq. Cheeseburger. Now, you
Speaker 1: got to accept what you're getting here. Is it a
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly burger? Of course it's not. It's got a
Speaker 1: shelf life of about seven thousand years, all right, so
Speaker 1: it's clearly not high end. But they would give you
Speaker 1: spready jetty with it and a couple pieces of really
Speaker 1: crappy bread and barbecue sauce. And look, when everything sucks,
Speaker 1: and when you oftentimes when you're in the field or
Speaker 1: a combat or something like that, everything sucks. Everything's either
Speaker 1: boring or uncomfortable or terrifying or dangerous. You don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of great in your day to look forward
Speaker 1: to the meals. Everything you sit down with the cheeseburger crappy,
Speaker 1: is it? Maybe it made life better? It did? It
Speaker 1: made life better? Jesse. A lot of people on our
Speaker 1: side are saying, we wait till we have the house.
Speaker 1: The media will cover what's going on in the house.
Speaker 1: Where have these people been for the last sixteen years?
Speaker 1: The media will just to ignore the house or say
Speaker 1: the Republicans are pulling political stunts. What do you think?
Speaker 1: And he says, please feed the bar. Oh yeah, they're
Speaker 1: gonna cover every one of these hearings as little as possible.
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Speaker 1: know how you pay your cell phone bill? Everyone pays
Speaker 1: it the same way. Now you put in your credit
Speaker 1: card and then every month they automatically bill you. So
Speaker 1: every month you have money automatically going from you to somebody.
Speaker 1: Is the money going from you to a communist company
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Speaker 1: Pure talk, Jesse. Every country has a trip. Every country
Speaker 1: has attractive women. Some places are a given. What country
Speaker 1: has the most solid six women? Huh? What country has
Speaker 1: the most stuff? I'm gonna sound like such a home
Speaker 1: or if I say America, but I've been, I've been
Speaker 1: quite a few places. It might be you know, you
Speaker 1: know what. It's the Czech Republic, and we were trying
Speaker 1: to figure we wouldn't. I told you I went to
Speaker 1: Europe once and said, now I like to tell everyone
Speaker 1: I've been to Europe. But we went to the Czech Republic.
Speaker 1: We went to Prague, and I will tell you walking
Speaker 1: around in Prague, because you're walking around, they have actually
Speaker 1: have a communism museum there dedicated all the atrocities. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's sick. It was so I have a picture of
Speaker 1: me standing next to Karl Marx and I'm making an
Speaker 1: inappropriate gesture. It's really great. Anyway, it was noticeable. The
Speaker 1: wife and I we both noticed it how attractive everyone was,
Speaker 1: a lot of people were really, really, really attractive. And
Speaker 1: we ended up on a tour with a tour guide.
Speaker 1: And I don't know how it came up. Probably me.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it came up. Someone brought it up.
Speaker 1: Don't say probably Chris, like you know, it might have
Speaker 1: been someone else. Anyway, it's probably me. Hey came up? Hey,
Speaker 1: why is everyone so hot? Here? And I guess there's
Speaker 1: a real historical thing there. Everything's about genetics, right, there's
Speaker 1: something about the genetics of that area that simply produced
Speaker 1: high cheekbones and women and everything. They're just fringing everywhere.
Speaker 1: So I would say the Czech public, or maybe an
Speaker 1: Asian country. I mean, look, most Asian chicks are at
Speaker 1: least a six. Am I wrong on that? Chris? Am?
Speaker 1: My way, my underwater? I'm not wrong on that? Are
Speaker 1: you an Asian guy? Chris? A little bit? All right? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not judging all right, I'm not judging
Speaker 1: it all. I'm simply asking we should probably have talked
Speaker 1: about that off the air though beforehand. But why we
Speaker 1: need to have these discussions out in the open, all right,
Speaker 1: Listen to me. I don't want you to be down
Speaker 1: in the dumps this weekend just because everything's kind of dumpy.
Speaker 1: I want you to do something. I want you to
Speaker 1: give somebody something this weekend. It can be, you know,
Speaker 1: a dollar to a homeless guy. It can be a
Speaker 1: text to a relative. Maybe maybe Mom hasn't heard from
Speaker 1: you in a while, or Dad. Send him a quick
Speaker 1: text tell him you love him. This weekend, do one
Speaker 1: thing for someone else, all right. Whenever you're down, Remember
Speaker 1: you get selfish when you're down. I know I do.
Speaker 1: You got to focus on giving things to other people
Speaker 1: when you're down and make you feel better. All right,
Speaker 1: You keep your chin up. We'll be back on Monday,
Speaker 1: that's all.