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Speaker 1: what Chris can look? It's been a it's been a

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Speaker 1: you for? You're not a drug guy. We needed, We

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Speaker 1: not not so we can buy drugs from him, so

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Speaker 1: this weekend, Jesse. Every year we host family gatherings for

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Speaker 1: if you're rude all the time. If you're late all

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Speaker 1: and considerate. Be on time. Dear mister Kelly, been a

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Speaker 1: Write this down. I'm about to give you the greatest

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Speaker 1: Someone wants to talk about MRIs, someone wants to talk

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Speaker 1: about secret police. You know what I want to talk about? Well, this.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, yeah, I am Deefrito Reggy. I like

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Speaker 1: pillow work, Boots? Oh, I forgot about the guy my

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Speaker 1: By the way, all right, that's one two. What makes

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Speaker 1: the Secret Police secret? They don't disclose the things they

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Speaker 1: do to the people. That's what it is. They just

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Speaker 1: they don't have to show you a warrant. They don't

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Speaker 1: have to go through judges, or if they do, they

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Speaker 1: go through judges that are friendly to them. They can

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Speaker 1: just grab you, haul you off to a dark cell.

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Speaker 1: And they're not They're not publicly accountable at all. The

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Speaker 1: secret police really are the most terrifying forces in the

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Speaker 1: history of the world. They're just staggeringly scary the things

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Speaker 1: they've done. And you have one growing right here in

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Speaker 1: this country with the FBI, also known as the Cheka.

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Speaker 1: All right, Tim Scott and more? Hang on? Is he

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Speaker 1: smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, it is that Jesse Kelly show. Man.

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Speaker 1: We're almost done with, asked doctor Jesse Friday. That's a

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Speaker 1: don't worry. I'll be back on Monday. We got medal

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Speaker 1: of honor Monday. It'll be fun. And we still have

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Speaker 1: a little We have a little more time together, Chris,

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Speaker 1: We have a little more time together. You can email

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Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. This one says, Hey, Baldy,

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Speaker 1: that's not nice. Hey Baldy, I was listening to you

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Speaker 1: talk about Tim Scott earlier this week. Senate Republicans would

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Speaker 1: push Tim Scott for a president primarily because he's a

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Speaker 1: minority and secondly, but importantly, because he's mainstream. You won't

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Speaker 1: see a GOP Senate push an actual conservative fighter like

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Speaker 1: Holly or Cruz. Scott is an easy establishment choice that

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Speaker 1: checks the right boxes. What's the last conservative issue he's

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Speaker 1: led on? Can't think of one, No, he never has, no, well, oh,

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Speaker 1: never mind. He did hop on the police reform band wagon.

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Speaker 1: Made sure everyone everyone knew that Tim Scott thought the

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Speaker 1: cops sucked too, and that we needed the federal government

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Speaker 1: to step in because some drugged out dude dies in Minneapolis.

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Speaker 1: We definitely need a federal bill. Freaking pathetic. Dear doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse fellow tube stroker here again, that's mortarman means a mortarman.

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Speaker 1: My question for you was what's your favorite MRI and

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Speaker 1: what was your favorite MRI recipe? Also today all this

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Speaker 1: he said it, yesterday is my birthday. Could you give

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Speaker 1: a shout out to my cousin Ben for turning me

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Speaker 1: onto your great show. Ben, I'm so glad you were

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Speaker 1: able to bring Kyle the greatest show and the history

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Speaker 1: of mankind. That's one two. I'm telling you right now now,

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Speaker 1: I would probably dislike it if I tried it again.

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Speaker 1: The spaghetti was good, No, Chris, hear me out. The

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Speaker 1: spaghetti was good. I don't know whether it was good

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Speaker 1: or acceptable. I was in a different place back then.

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Speaker 1: Okay to me, it tasted really good. There were some

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Speaker 1: MRI flavors we seriously thought they were playing a joke

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Speaker 1: on us. There was one again I say, I say was.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what ones exists now, whether they

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Speaker 1: kept him. There was one that was called tie chicken.

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Speaker 1: If you at the tie chicken, you essentially didn't get

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Speaker 1: to eat. You can't. It didn't matter. It almost didn't

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Speaker 1: matter how all Chris it was so bad. And I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what else was good. When you get the spaghetti,

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Speaker 1: you take the You see every MRI back in the day,

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Speaker 1: it either had a little packet of peanut butter or

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Speaker 1: cheese spread. And keep in mind, you never really had

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Speaker 1: to stress whether you preferred one or the other, because

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Speaker 1: there was always somebody who wanted a trade. I'm a

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Speaker 1: peanut butter freak, so I was always great with peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: Plus I found peanut butter was great in an MRI.

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Speaker 1: If you're eating only you don't have time to eat

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Speaker 1: the whole thing, or you're worried because you have a

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Speaker 1: bunch of work to do that night, a big field exercise,

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Speaker 1: stash the peanut butter because it's a nice little thing.

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Speaker 1: You can squirt in your mouth on the go, which

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Speaker 1: would actually give you more energy. So I would say

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Speaker 1: the peanut butter anyway, take the cheese sauce, the spready chetty,

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Speaker 1: and pour some of it in the spaghetti TONI legit. Really.

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Speaker 1: The cheese sauce was always handy like that. But there

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Speaker 1: was one it came out and I was almost getting out.

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Speaker 1: It came out when we were in Iraq, I think,

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Speaker 1: or just before we were in Iraq. Cheeseburger. Now, you

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Speaker 1: got to accept what you're getting here. Is it a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly burger? Of course it's not. It's got a

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Speaker 1: shelf life of about seven thousand years, all right, so

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Speaker 1: it's clearly not high end. But they would give you

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Speaker 1: spready jetty with it and a couple pieces of really

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Speaker 1: and when you oftentimes when you're in the field or

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Speaker 1: is it? Maybe it made life better? It did? It

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Speaker 1: made life better? Jesse. A lot of people on our

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Speaker 1: The media will cover what's going on in the house.

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Speaker 1: Where have these people been for the last sixteen years?

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Speaker 1: The media will just to ignore the house or say

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Speaker 1: And he says, please feed the bar. Oh yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: Pure talk, Jesse. Every country has a trip. Every country

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Speaker 1: quite a few places. It might be you know, you

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Speaker 1: know what. It's the Czech Republic, and we were trying

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Speaker 1: to figure we wouldn't. I told you I went to

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Speaker 1: Europe once and said, now I like to tell everyone

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Speaker 1: I've been to Europe. But we went to the Czech Republic.

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Speaker 1: We went to Prague, and I will tell you walking

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Speaker 1: around in Prague, because you're walking around, they have actually

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Speaker 1: have a communism museum there dedicated all the atrocities. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's sick. It was so I have a picture of

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Speaker 1: me standing next to Karl Marx and I'm making an

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Speaker 1: inappropriate gesture. It's really great. Anyway, it was noticeable. The

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Speaker 1: wife and I we both noticed it how attractive everyone was,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people were really, really, really attractive. And

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Speaker 1: we ended up on a tour with a tour guide.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how it came up. Probably me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it came up. Someone brought it up.

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Speaker 1: Don't say probably Chris, like you know, it might have

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Speaker 1: been someone else. Anyway, it's probably me. Hey came up? Hey,

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Speaker 1: why is everyone so hot? Here? And I guess there's

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Speaker 1: a real historical thing there. Everything's about genetics, right, there's

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Speaker 1: something about the genetics of that area that simply produced

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Speaker 1: high cheekbones and women and everything. They're just fringing everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So I would say the Czech public, or maybe an

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Speaker 1: Asian country. I mean, look, most Asian chicks are at

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Speaker 1: least a six. Am I wrong on that? Chris? Am?

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Speaker 1: My way, my underwater? I'm not wrong on that? Are

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Speaker 1: you an Asian guy? Chris? A little bit? All right? Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not judging all right, I'm not judging

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Speaker 1: it all. I'm simply asking we should probably have talked

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Speaker 1: about that off the air though beforehand. But why we

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Speaker 1: need to have these discussions out in the open, all right,

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Speaker 1: Listen to me. I don't want you to be down

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Speaker 1: in the dumps this weekend just because everything's kind of dumpy.

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Speaker 1: I want you to do something. I want you to

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Speaker 1: give somebody something this weekend. It can be, you know,

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Speaker 1: a dollar to a homeless guy. It can be a

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Speaker 1: text to a relative. Maybe maybe Mom hasn't heard from

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Speaker 1: you in a while, or Dad. Send him a quick

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Speaker 1: text tell him you love him. This weekend, do one

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Speaker 1: thing for someone else, all right. Whenever you're down, Remember

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Speaker 1: you get selfish when you're down. I know I do.

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Speaker 1: You got to focus on giving things to other people

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Speaker 1: when you're down and make you feel better. All right,

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Speaker 1: You keep your chin up. We'll be back on Monday,

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Speaker 1: that's all.