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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you want to tell us anything, you can just

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. Tell us you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, and you can share with

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Speaker 1: us whatever you want. Nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody gets a fake

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Speaker 1: name when they call in. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is, so you can tell us anything. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now, SpongeBob is back again to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Bob SquarePants. SpongeBob, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to go. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: we were signing from the start. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how it goes. You've never watched it, Okay, I've heard

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Speaker 1: that before. Anyway, SpongeBob is on the phone to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. What's up, SpongeBob, Hey, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? I guess my first dirty little secret? I

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Speaker 1: too have never seen SpongeBob so name. It's the two.

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Speaker 1: It's we're the only two people in the universe. I

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Speaker 1: think you haven't. SpongeBob doesn't want to himself, want to

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Speaker 1: watch himself back, So that's not to sad. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, you don't want to watch your own stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's probably all you critiquing yourself the whole time, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I should have delivered the line this way. Yeah, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: that's why I don't watch it. So that's also my

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Speaker 1: secondary little secret. But but no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: but for real, um, all right, so this is it's

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Speaker 1: kinda kind of sound stupid, but it actually makes um

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Speaker 1: a lot of sense. Um. So it's been a hard

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Speaker 1: year for a lot of us and um. But I

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Speaker 1: I went out to dinner um with my family, and UM,

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Speaker 1: we had kind of ordered quite a bit and I

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Speaker 1: knew it was gonna be um uh like kind of

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Speaker 1: pricey but whatever. But they I, all right, fine, I

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Speaker 1: put a hair and it wasn't a long hair, but I, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's probably even worse it was and curly get it?

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Speaker 1: I got it. Oh not, yeah, I get it. That

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Speaker 1: would have been nasty. Plus I would have looked really

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Speaker 1: weird at the table if I done it. So I

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Speaker 1: put a hair in the food like halfway through the meal,

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Speaker 1: and I complained about it, complained about it, and um,

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Speaker 1: and they camped the meal. Oh it works for you,

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Speaker 1: It worked, like it totally worked. You know what, Like

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Speaker 1: people complain when they get hair and their food. I

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Speaker 1: never do. I probably should. I get hair on my

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Speaker 1: food quite a bit a restaurant. You like it, No,

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Speaker 1: I just pull it out and keep eating. I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. I know people get really grossed out by it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm always like, ah, whatever, I've always so cleaner

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Speaker 1: than anything else in the kitchen. I mean maybe, but

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Speaker 1: the feeling of pulling it hair out of your mouth,

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Speaker 1: it is kind of gross. Yeah, but I yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just keep going, Yeah, you do. You've just seen it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like whatever. Wow, I've had worse things in my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, say that. But if but if it's

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Speaker 1: your own hair that you pull out, it's not as

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Speaker 1: disgusting like so, uh, it's so silly. So I did

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Speaker 1: it a second We did it. I did it. We

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Speaker 1: did it. I don't know. I mean, I guess I

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Speaker 1: did it. I'm not gonna blame my family for this.

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Speaker 1: But we did it a second time and it worked.

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Speaker 1: So now you're doing so now you're doing all the time.

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Speaker 1: It's like Dina and did Yeah. So now you're going

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Speaker 1: to restaurants, and every time you go to a restaurant,

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Speaker 1: you put some hair in your food. So yeah, we

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Speaker 1: can't do it every time, but like once a month

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Speaker 1: is totally fine. Is the same Is it the same

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Speaker 1: restaurant you're doing it this at? No, of course I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do it at the same restaurant they would like, right,

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Speaker 1: so you you kind of got to bounce around restaurant

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Speaker 1: makes total sense? Yeah, thank you, you do that now.

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Speaker 1: So like it went to a third place, you know,

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Speaker 1: and did it again and it totally worked and um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's my dirty little secret. Every time I go

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Speaker 1: out to dinner with my family, I put a hair

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Speaker 1: in my food and I get it for free. All right.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that's working out for you, But don't keep

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Speaker 1: going to the same place over and over because eventually

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Speaker 1: they're going to figure it out or somebody's going to

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Speaker 1: be fired in the kitchen. That's going to be a

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Speaker 1: chapter in one of my books. Yep, what your random

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Speaker 1: book too. And it's like, you know how they had

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Speaker 1: like the key the keys to success. This is the

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Speaker 1: keys to free meal. Okay, how to get a free lunch?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Thanks, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret.