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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Money

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Speaker 1: from Strangers Jeff Die June nineteenth through the twenty first.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or called

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Speaker 1: four two five, two eight nine seven thousand another on

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Speaker 1: the twenty five. Hello, I was looking for Marissa, Marissa

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Speaker 1: tefor sparks from this talent agency. How's it going? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: what's your name? Tefor sparks calling from this talent agency

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Speaker 1: down here in Hollywood. How's it going? How do you good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? Thanks for asking? What can

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Speaker 1: I do for you? Friend of mine dropped off your

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Speaker 1: headshot to my office and I thought i'd give you

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Speaker 1: a call. Okay, well that's awesome. Yeah. He said that

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Speaker 1: you were planning on moving down to La do a

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Speaker 1: little acting and stuff. Yeah. I would see them moving there,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know, I just try a little modeling,

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Speaker 1: maybe get into some acting. I don't know. I've always

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Speaker 1: wanted to be on like a soap opera or something.

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Speaker 1: Purf Listen. I saw your head shot. I saw that

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Speaker 1: face and I was like, she's got something really yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, now, you're not classically good looking at but

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Speaker 1: there is something about you that just caught my eye,

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Speaker 1: and I'd like to talk to you more. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean that I'm not classically good looking? If that's

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Speaker 1: a little too blunt, I hate to be that way,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, it's a tough biz. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear a lot of things when you come down here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I kind of get that, but it was just kind

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Speaker 1: of word you. I had to like say it. But

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Like, I know, Hollywood's like, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: a rough it's a rough town. It's a rough town.

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Speaker 1: But if you can hack it, and if you can

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Speaker 1: navigate these waters, you can make it big. Cool. So

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Speaker 1: let me ask you, like, do you have any specific

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Speaker 1: roles in mine now? Like what kind of roles do

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Speaker 1: you think? I do you know the movie The Great Gatsby? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's one of my fat movie right right, Well, they're

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Speaker 1: not redoing that. It's a movie like that based in

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Speaker 1: the twenties, And I'm thinking of having you audition for

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Speaker 1: the role of a prostitute. A prostitute. You have the

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Speaker 1: perfect prostitute face. As soon as I saw your head shot,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I can have her

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Speaker 1: work in anything. Hold on a second, hope her. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me right now? No, I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 1: It's it's great news that you have such a prostitute face,

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Speaker 1: because I'll tell you what I can get you on TV,

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Speaker 1: lawn order, I can get you in movies than all.

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Speaker 1: There is such a need give me. Okay, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: I haven't even met you, and I'm just saying I

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Speaker 1: don't really appreciate you saying that I have a face

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Speaker 1: that looks like a prostitute face. But you do. But

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Speaker 1: you do. And you know what, I'm sure that you

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Speaker 1: can play a ton of characters, but the one that

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Speaker 1: you are perfect for, even though you might not want

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Speaker 1: to be, you are a prostitute anything, I am a prostitute, Well,

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Speaker 1: you have the prostitute face. What I'm saying is, in Hollywood,

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Speaker 1: I send this head shot to people, they're gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, this is the prostitute I've been looking

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Speaker 1: for months. Listen, it's not saying that I have a

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Speaker 1: prostitute feet. What if I say you had the first

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Speaker 1: gorilla face, then I'd be looking for roles as a

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Speaker 1: gorilla left and right. Make Daddy some money. What I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is Okay, okay, listen, I don't like I don't

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Speaker 1: like your attitude. You're kicking me off. I'm sure there's

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Speaker 1: plenty of managers and agents in Hollywood, and I really

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Speaker 1: don't want to there are talking, there are, and they're

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Speaker 1: all going to tell you the same thing that I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you. You. Oh my god, you okay, you need

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Speaker 1: to shut up right now now. I'm getting really pissed off. Listen,

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Speaker 1: Hollywood is if you have prostitute faith. I love it.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly something a prostitute would say. And I have

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Speaker 1: dealt with many problem I'm not a prostitude. I don't

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Speaker 1: look like a prostitude. If I ever see you when

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Speaker 1: I'm in LA, I'm going to punch you in your

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Speaker 1: ugly faith. You don't know how many times I've asked

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Speaker 1: the prostitute to punsh me in the face quite a bit. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: this can't be real. You're right, Marissa, this is not real.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What your friend Jenna set you up? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, she said that you've been trying to make

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Speaker 1: it big in Hollywood, and I thought, who better to

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Speaker 1: call you than tofor sparks. I was seriously going to

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Speaker 1: kill you when you said I had a procute face,

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Speaker 1: like who says that? Well, I do all the time.

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Speaker 1: I see a lot of them, so I know how

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Speaker 1: they look. Don't even go there week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jul phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties five.

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Speaker 1: Big enough the box from where us stay? My mom

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Speaker 1: saying another way, I am trying to do what everybody

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Speaker 1: else doing. Just go send anybody doing what they are doing.

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Speaker 1: It's one thing on I'm gone, I'm grow I'm walking

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Speaker 1: down this row to mind this row that I goh

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Speaker 1: so at my wrong beginning that we could be something

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Speaker 1: for you? Now? Am I for trying to be stiff? Things? Man?

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Speaker 1: I can't see