1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: Welcome to Behind the Bastards, the show where the Lakers 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: and the Clippers are the same thing, the exact same thing, Sophie, Sophie, 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: We're we're already going. We're we're running, We're running, Sophie. Alright, alright, 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: I record. Are they still keep that all all of 5 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: this in? I saw that? Are they still owned by 6 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: Steve Balmer? They are still the Clippers are still owned 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: by Steve Balmer. There they are down zero. They're they're 8 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: down two games at zero two in the first round, 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: even though they were picked to win and they lost 10 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: at home both games. It's funny you bring up Steve Balmer. 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're talking up in Microsoft. This is Behind 12 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: the Bastards, the show that started forty seven seconds ago. 13 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: Because I didn't inform anyone when it started, because I 14 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 1: wanted to say that the Lakers and the Clippers are 15 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: the same thing. I wanted to make Sophie angry. Didn't 16 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: make me angry because variants. It's very insulting to compare 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: how we did it. That's how we did it, the 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 1: same amount as me. That's how we did it. We're 19 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: doing it. It's done. Welcome to the same amount of 20 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: rings as the Clippers. She doesn't have a podcast. I 21 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: think that they are indistinguishable. But you know who's not 22 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 1: indistinguishable all of our other guests and our current guest, 23 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: Andrew T. Because Andrew T is distinguished, a distinguished man, 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,759 Speaker 1: a distinguished podcast guest. How are you doing, Andrew. I'm 25 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 1: more of a distinguished podcast guest than a distinguished man, 26 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: that is for sure. Thanks for having me, Well you are. 27 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: You are one of my very favorite guests. We always 28 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: have such a good time when we talk about terrible things. 29 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: But because you're like talented in bullshit, you're always like 30 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: working on TV shows. So Sophie and I had to 31 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: had to sabotage your career in order to get you 32 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: back on the podcast. So welcome by appreciate it, Thank you. Sorry, 33 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry about the car bombs, but I don't know 34 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: any other way to make a podcast. It is it 35 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: is uh, it's effective. It's it's a way to be heard. 36 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: That's what people say about car bombs. Effective. Yeah, Well, 37 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: Andrew today, our show is uh titled. Our working title 38 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: is Bill Gates the child Molesting is pedophile in the 39 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: history of slander. Now, Andrew today, you and I are 40 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: going to have a debate primarily about whether or not 41 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: Bill Gates sexually traffic children. Now, my stance on the 42 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: matter is yes, absolutely, and I know your stance is, 43 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: and I want to make sure I'm getting this right 44 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: because you talked about this before we started the show. Yes, absolutely, 45 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,519 Speaker 1: And if you want to dispute this, please sue me. 46 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: Bill Gates, you pasty, scum sucking coward. Is that that's 47 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: how you framed it, right? I feel like I wouldn't say, uh, 48 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: scum sucking. I guess that doesn't feel like me. But 49 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: everywhere better? Yeah, pretty close. I was hoping when I 50 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: when I came on the show that there would be 51 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: less blood on various hands than a typical episode that 52 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: I've guessed it on. I guess, I guess not. I mean, 53 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 1: in a way, we're still talking about imperialism now normally 54 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 1: the imperialism you and I talked about is you know 55 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: our old buddy King Leopold Um. Yeah, one of the greats, 56 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: and the and the Brazilian dude John of God, Oh god, 57 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: that was heroic. Yeah, that was horrible. We don't we 58 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: don't have to do the greatest Hits episode right now, 59 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: but yeah, that that ship. Was I just I was 60 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: actually just remember again it was like, okay, so bad 61 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: with that list of episodes that we've asked. You were 62 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: also on the episode about the Andaman Islands, which was 63 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: just Walt, Yes, yes, yes, so I truly I was like, 64 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: I I will say in all honestly, before I got here, 65 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: I was like, is there a chance that I was 66 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: about to potentially make the argument that, um, like, given 67 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: like the class of person Bill Gates is, was he 68 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: even the worst of the like tech billionaires? But I 69 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:23,119 Speaker 1: suppose I'm about to be disabused. Yeah, that's a debatable point. Um. 70 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 1: You know that we had to leave a lot out 71 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: of this motherfucker of an episode, which is like one 72 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: of the things that's kind of when you actually try 73 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: to list all of the damaging things Bill Gates has done, it's, um, 74 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: it's an additional like course of study and how toxic 75 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: billionaires are because you realize, like, my god, they're able 76 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: to do so much. It's because all they all they 77 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: need to do is like have a whim and shotgun 78 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 1: money out to a team of people to make that 79 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: whim real, and then they've impacted the lives of millions 80 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: of folks, and it took them like eleven minutes. Yeah 81 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: or just a yeah, a thought or a whim or 82 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: or a tweet or whatever said that that is? That 83 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: was my my only thought. I was like, this one, 84 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: this one is the like graded on a curve. I'm 85 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: curious to actually here where Bill Kates land. Yeah, I'm 86 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 1: interested in your thoughts on that, Andrew. So without further ado, 87 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: let's start the episode Part one. Bill Gates is absolutely 88 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: a sex offender comma and that is legally actionable slander 89 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: um which which is the So if he can we 90 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: go with that as the title? No, we can't. Can 91 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: we publish that? Unfortunately? Unfortunately, unfortunately, I feel like our 92 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: overlords would be very unhappy with us. All right, well, 93 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: and I like having a place to live. Well, well, 94 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: well let's let's put a pin in that. We'll see, Well, 95 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: let's put a pin in you having a place to live, 96 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: because who knows how this EID is gonna go cool? 97 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: So William Henry Gates the Third was born on October 98 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: in Seattle, Washington, a town too rad for him to deserve. 99 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: His father was William H. Gates, Sr. Who used to 100 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: be a lie but now is not that William Gates, Sr. 101 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: Was a prominent corporate lawyer and a World War Two veteran. 102 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 1: His mother, Mary Maxwell Gates, was a girl boss and 103 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: served on the board of directors for the First Interstate 104 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,600 Speaker 1: Bank System and the United Way. His mom's dad had 105 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: been the president of a national bank. So you know money, right, 106 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 1: Like your dad, you're your your your your maternal grandpa 107 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: is a bank president. Your dad's a wealthy corporate lawyer 108 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: like you've got You're not just like rich, You've got 109 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: family money, right. So religion was present, but doesn't seem 110 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: to have been a huge factor in Bill Gates's childhood 111 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: or in the Gates family childhood. He had. He had 112 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 1: two siblings. The family attended a Protestant Reformed church. Bill's 113 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: parents hoped he would follow in his father's footsteps and 114 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 1: pursue a law degree, but from what I've read, they 115 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: didn't put a lot of pressure on him to follow 116 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 1: a specific path. His family was close. They played a 117 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 1: lot of board games together, Sunday dinner was at the 118 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: same time every week, and they wore matching family pajamas. 119 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: So like, you know, oh my God, like a very 120 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,919 Speaker 1: very like this family sends out cards every year on time, 121 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:05,400 Speaker 1: like it's one of those kind of families exhausting so 122 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: much so, he was like a real ass pointdexter growing up. 123 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: Absolutely his name he has, William M. Henry Gates, the 124 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: third matching damn like he has. And he didn't go 125 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: by the very cool nickname Bill Hin, which is what 126 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: I would have. So Bill Gates Senior admitted in interviews 127 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: in the twenty one century that when Bill Gates, you know, 128 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: the one we know, was growing up, he was somewhat 129 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 1: emotionally distant as a father. Um, and a number of 130 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: folks have said this, and it's kind of usually written 131 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: as like, well, this is just sort of like a 132 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: sign of the times, right, Like he was a man, 133 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: He was a child of the of the nineteen twenties. 134 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: You know, that's kind of how those people are gonna 135 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: are gonna be h. He worked hard, and he left 136 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: most of the child rearing up to his wife. He 137 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: was serious, and he talked to his kids like they 138 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: were adults. His oldest daughter, Lady recalled, he'd come home 139 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: and he'd sit in his chair and eat dinner. But 140 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: there was never any kind of warm, give me a 141 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: hug kind of thing. Now, Bill's mom had been an 142 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: athlete and an honor student, and she had extremely high 143 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: standards for her kids. This was less of a push 144 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: your kids to follow a specific path thing and more 145 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: of a you have to work hard and do your 146 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: best at whatever you choose to do kind of thing. Though. 147 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 1: She encouraged her children to try music and sports, even 148 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 1: if they were bad at those things, because failure was 149 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: a good experience to have, and Bill was terrible in music, 150 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 1: which same now. The Gates children were expected to dress 151 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: nicely beyond and beyond time. Because both parents were members 152 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,959 Speaker 1: of high society, they had to learn to socialize with 153 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: prominent adults at an early age. Bill followed his mother's guidance. 154 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: He was a voracious reader from an early age, and 155 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: he read the World Book Encyclopedia series from beginning to end. 156 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, oh god, what are you reading, Bill? Volume Encyclopedia, 157 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: entire Encyclopedia. Oh my god, I guess I have to say. 158 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: If you catch your small child reading the encycloped media 159 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 1: from beginning to end, you gotta like, you gotta put 160 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: some poison in his boot or something. You gotta slow 161 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 1: that bright down. You gotta slow that bright down. He's 162 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,680 Speaker 1: not going anywhere. Good, Yeah, give him, get him on drugs, 163 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,839 Speaker 1: you know, just give him some autumn, get him to 164 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: start him start drinking. That does explain, and Carter, Yeah, 165 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: it doesn't explain in Carter, it's it's it's it's a 166 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: shame that after the Encyclopedia giving him so much joy 167 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: as a child, he went on to commit such a 168 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: crime against encyclopedia kind as in um so, his parents 169 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 1: liked that he was a big reader, and they would 170 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,839 Speaker 1: reward his hugger for knowledge by offering to buy him 171 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 1: any book he wanted. It should not be a surprise 172 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,719 Speaker 1: that he grew up super nerdy and was bullied from 173 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: an early age for being small and weird and obsessed 174 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: with books. Um, which you know, say I was. I 175 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,960 Speaker 1: was the kid who always had like a book underneath 176 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 1: the table in like math class. I got a lot 177 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 1: of trouble for that. Ship. Yeah, yeah, I I was 178 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 1: definitely a little bit of that. But it's also just 179 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: like that's not just why he was. He just is 180 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,959 Speaker 1: such an unpleasant tweet. Yeah, I think he was probably 181 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,680 Speaker 1: a real real dick um just judging by everything that 182 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:13,679 Speaker 1: comes later, I guess it wasn't just the books. Um yeah, 183 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: So obviously getting bullied caused him to withdraw further into 184 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: his own little world. Uh, and this started to worry 185 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 1: his parents. His dad attempted to counter this by making 186 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 1: young Bill work as a greeter at their parties and 187 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:29,839 Speaker 1: as a waiter at professional functions for his law firms. Again, 188 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:35,520 Speaker 1: exhausting family. I mean, a family that has parties that 189 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: requires a greeter is yeah, yeah, that's wild ship. Holy 190 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,160 Speaker 1: fuck Again, this whole family could have just just get him, 191 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: get him to start drinking, you know, yeah, they could 192 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: have all used a problem. You know. That's that's That's 193 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: the thing. His family clearly does not have enough problems. 194 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: They're rich, they're high society. Uh, they need more problems, 195 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:01,959 Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Holy fuck, you know this is 196 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: good as I feel like this childhood is gonna possibly 197 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: start going to feel exonerating, it's amazing. I mean, actually, 198 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 1: like we'll get to that in a bit, but it 199 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,199 Speaker 1: is amazing that, Like it really gives you an insight 200 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 1: because his dad comes across as very reasonable in interviews, 201 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,960 Speaker 1: like just an extremely reasonable man. But then you realize, like, Okay, 202 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: your kid was getting beat up in school, so your 203 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: solution was to make him be a waiter to rich 204 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:31,080 Speaker 1: people because he thought that would help. Okay, so you 205 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 1: you you didn't really have everything together either when you 206 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 1: were like, it's that's a that's a weird move, what 207 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 1: a horrible solution? Yeah, Oh my god, Okay, okay. Now, 208 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 1: most interviews will say that by age eleven, when it 209 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,400 Speaker 1: came to like intellect, Bill was more or less an adult. 210 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 1: We're talking about maturity here, but his ability to discuss 211 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 1: international affairs and business and like generally he was he 212 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: was a very smart kid. He was. He was, you know, 213 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 1: by the time he was eleven or twelve, not really 214 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: acting like a kid anymore. His dad, to recalled quote, 215 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: it was interesting, and I thought it was great. Now 216 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: I will say to you, his mother did not appreciate it. 217 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: It bothered h And she was bothered because Bill's intellect 218 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: made him arrogant and led to clashes with his parents. 219 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 1: And I'm gonna quote from the Wall Street Journal here, 220 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: the son pushed against his mother's instinct to control him, 221 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 1: sparking a battle of wills. All those things that she 222 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 1: had expected of him, a clean room, being at the 223 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,960 Speaker 1: dinner table on time, not biting his pencils suddenly turned 224 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 1: into a source of a big source of friction. The 225 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,959 Speaker 1: two fell into explosive arguments. He was nasty, his sister 226 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 1: says of her brother. Mr. Gates Senior played the role 227 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:36,679 Speaker 1: of peacemaker. He'd sort of break them apart and calm 228 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,720 Speaker 1: things down, says the eldest sibling. The battles reached a 229 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: climax at dinner one night, when Bill Gates was around twelve. 230 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: Over the table, he shouted at his mother and what 231 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:49,079 Speaker 1: today he describes as utter total sarcastic, smartass kid rudeness. 232 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 1: His father responded by throwing a cold glass of water 233 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 1: at his son's face, which his son responded sarcastically, thanks 234 00:12:55,200 --> 00:13:02,360 Speaker 1: for the shower. Oh god, this doesn't sound fun. What 235 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: a tool? What an unbelievable tool? Real, young Sheldon vibes up. Yeah, 236 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 1: I know, I fucking fuck you child, Bill Gates. I 237 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 1: mean again, this is why more children need to drink um. 238 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, slow him down, We gotta slow down. Generation. 239 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:29,240 Speaker 1: What is it after Z Z one? I mean, eventually 240 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: it's going to be simply generation final, Generation final? Thank god? 241 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,199 Speaker 1: After Z? Is there an after Z? I don't think 242 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: I don't think it's happened yet. But like what the 243 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,560 Speaker 1: Bill Gates story informs us of is that somewhere out 244 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: there is a kid who could become the future Bill 245 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,440 Speaker 1: Gates if somebody doesn't put a steel reserve in his 246 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 1: hand faster, like or some Boone's farm. Kids love Boone's farm. 247 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: Give him some Booneist farm. When I get rich, I'm 248 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,559 Speaker 1: going to start a charity that just distributes Boone's farm. 249 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: Too precocious children. I mean, he just brings sparks back. 250 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 1: That's felt like sparks is good for kids. Yeah, that's 251 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: how it basically got. You know, hey, kids, it's an 252 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 1: energy drink, but it'll make it dumber. Now. Um. The 253 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: throwing water in his son's face story is a story 254 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: you'll find a lot written in articles about Bill, particularly 255 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: in the early two thousand's. Now this is the period 256 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: we're talking about, like how what led to this today? 257 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,600 Speaker 1: But the early two thousands was when Bill started kind 258 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: of stepping away from Microsoft and into philanthropy, and so 259 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: there were suddenly a rush of articles like because he 260 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: had been I don't people don't really know this. We're 261 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: gonna be talking about why I think people who weren't 262 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: you know, super cogent during the nineties. He was like 263 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: the demon to the devil to a lot of people 264 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: in the nineties, and then throughout the outs he got 265 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,880 Speaker 1: really rehabilitated. His image did because he went from like 266 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,680 Speaker 1: the evil overlord of the mega corporation that was, you know, 267 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,240 Speaker 1: fucking everything up to like the guy ring malaria. Basically, 268 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: I guess it is true because because it is a 269 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 1: little hard to remember how pervasive Microsoft. Yeah, like right 270 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 1: you literally, yeah, unless you are a very unpleasant Bill 271 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 1: Gates type, couldn't have a computer without it. Yeah, yeah, 272 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: it was. It was a different era of technology. And 273 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,400 Speaker 1: so this, for whatever reason, when this like rush of 274 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 1: articles came out kind of burnishing Bill's reputation in the 275 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: early two thousands, this story wound up on them a lot, 276 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 1: and they tended to portray this moment his dad throwing 277 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 1: water in his face. It's like a turning point for 278 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: young Bill Gates where he realized like, oh, I'm being 279 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 1: an asshole, and where his parents like when everything kind 280 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: of like turned around for him and his family. Um, 281 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 1: but I've I've run across other articles that were written 282 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: in a similar time period, and we're less of like 283 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 1: shameless plugs, um more. Yeah, And these articles make it 284 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: clear that his behavioral problems went deeper than that, and 285 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 1: there was not as clean a break when they stopped 286 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 1: as as Gates and his family like the portray. I 287 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: found a Washington Post article that noted Bill spent so 288 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 1: much time in his room during his adolescence that his 289 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: mom would buzz him on the house intercom to ask 290 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 1: what he would do it was doing, and he would 291 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: shout back, I'm thinking, have you ever tried thinking? So again? 292 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,920 Speaker 1: He's he's he's a real he's a real asshole about 293 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: being smart. Like my mom would have slapped the ship 294 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: out of me if I'd said, like, not that that's good, 295 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: but like I would have gotten the ship slept out 296 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: of for saying yeah, um Now. The fight made it 297 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,720 Speaker 1: clear to his father and mother that things were getting 298 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 1: out of control, so they took him to a therapist. 299 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: Bill later recalls telling them, I'm telling the the therapist 300 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 1: I'm at war with my parents over who is in control. 301 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: The therapist told his mom and dad that their son 302 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 1: was going to eventually win his struggle for independence, so 303 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 1: their best bet was to let him have his freedom 304 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,440 Speaker 1: now and see how he handled it. So that's what 305 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 1: they did. They took him out of his old school 306 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: and they enrolled him in a private school, Lakeside Prep, Uh, 307 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,639 Speaker 1: And the idea was that this school would give him 308 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,479 Speaker 1: more freedom and that that would resolve his behavioral problems. 309 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: I don't know the extent to which he resolved his 310 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 1: behavioral issues, because I think he kept being a dick um, 311 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,360 Speaker 1: but he absolutely loved the school, and it was it's 312 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,679 Speaker 1: what made him. Going to this specific school is what 313 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: made him into the man that he became. UM. And 314 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: it's here I should probably note that of all of 315 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 1: the people I've studied in this series, Bill Gates is 316 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 1: absolutely the luckiest. I I think he might have the 317 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,920 Speaker 1: most privileged upbringing I have ever encountered. And that includes 318 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: like fucking kings, like in terms of like the time 319 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: he was born, the time he was raised, the resources 320 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,960 Speaker 1: his family had like not only but it's also like 321 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: not only did they have money, not only did he 322 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,680 Speaker 1: grow up in a time when like opportunity was exploding 323 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 1: in this country. Um. Not only were his parents upper class, 324 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 1: but they were thoughtful and understanding in excess of the 325 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: norm for his era. They were willing to give him freedoms. 326 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: That exactly that was very few people are so like, 327 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 1: just comprehensively the luckiest man I've ever heard about. Um. 328 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,679 Speaker 1: He also looked into a good therapist, which people who 329 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 1: have tried to find therapists can say is like not 330 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: a common thing, especially finding a therapist whose answer to 331 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 1: behavior problems is going to be you just gotta let 332 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 1: your kid do his ship. You know, it's all good, Yeah, 333 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 1: it's all good approach. And then he lucked into Lakeside Prep, which, 334 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,479 Speaker 1: you know, not only was like a lot of rich 335 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,600 Speaker 1: kids go to fancy schools, Lakeside Prep was not just 336 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: a fancy school. It was a school with a computer. Now. 337 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:37,600 Speaker 1: Bill started there when he was thirteen in nineteen sixty eight, 338 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: an era for which of people the term computer meant 339 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 1: either some ship NASA uses, or like sci fi nonsense. 340 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: Probably less than one percent of one percent of thirteen 341 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 1: year old boys had meaningful access to computers in this 342 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,680 Speaker 1: time period, and Bill Gates was one of them. That's 343 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: what I like, just staggeringly fortunate, like at that time. 344 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,240 Speaker 1: The other it feels like the other possible meaning or 345 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: access to computer is literally a human being who computes. Yeah, yeah, 346 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 1: like a guy with an abacus. Yeah. Um. So the 347 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,640 Speaker 1: reason that Bill's school had a computer is that when 348 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 1: he was in eighth grade, the Mother's Club at Lakeside 349 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: held a rummage sale and they used the profits from 350 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,919 Speaker 1: it to buy a Teletype Model thirty three, a SR terminal, 351 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,359 Speaker 1: and they also rented a block of time on a 352 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: general electric computer. So Bill gets access to this machine 353 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,160 Speaker 1: because the Mom's club at his school is forward thinking 354 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,959 Speaker 1: enough to be like, we should probably get computers. These 355 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 1: kids can like that seems like it might be the future. Um. 356 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 1: And Bill is immediately obsessed with the machine. He starts programming, 357 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,639 Speaker 1: he starts creating new like languages and ship um. And 358 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 1: he was so good at it. Actually, and this is 359 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,719 Speaker 1: another ridiculous stroke of luck. He was so good at 360 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,199 Speaker 1: programming that his school said he no longer had to 361 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,120 Speaker 1: go to math class so he could spend more time 362 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: learning computers. It's just like, my god, categorically the luckiest 363 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: way who ever lived. But also it's like at the 364 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 1: time was that even like a thing that made sense, like, 365 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,120 Speaker 1: I mean, computers were fucking I mean again, I think 366 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: if you were a smart person and you were someone 367 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 1: who could like a forward thinking because like a lot 368 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: of sci fi writers talking about this, A lot of 369 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,600 Speaker 1: people new computers were going to be the future. It 370 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 1: would still be good to have done a little bit 371 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,119 Speaker 1: of high school math. I guess, yeah, I mean I 372 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,359 Speaker 1: assume he was ahead of it. Like they were also 373 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,360 Speaker 1: like that his kid's good enough at math. He's not good. 374 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 1: He doesn't need to. Yeah. Now, when I say there 375 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,120 Speaker 1: are no self made billionaires, ship like this is why, 376 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 1: because there's no way that Bill Gates becomes the multibillionaire 377 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 1: he is today if he doesn't have both this and 378 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: this is like not like leaving out exploitation and stuff. 379 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,720 Speaker 1: There's no way he becomes a billionaire if he doesn't 380 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 1: have the privilege and wild fortunate to have access to 381 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: this computer. And like a lot of most rich kids 382 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,160 Speaker 1: didn't have this opportunity, Bill benefited at an early age 383 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: not just from wealth and social privilege, but from a 384 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,360 Speaker 1: wonderfully supportive community of moms who had the far sight 385 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,560 Speaker 1: to buy a computer for their kids to use, and 386 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,679 Speaker 1: a school that was progressive enough to let him like 387 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,119 Speaker 1: spend his class time learning to program. And Bill blossomed 388 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: with all this additional freedom. His dad later recalled that 389 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,440 Speaker 1: Bill realized, quote, Hey, I don't have to prove my 390 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,840 Speaker 1: position relative to my parents. I just have to figure 391 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,440 Speaker 1: out what I'm doing relative to the world. And Bill 392 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 1: decided the thing he really wanted to do was get 393 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,720 Speaker 1: good at computers. His first computer program was a tic 394 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,439 Speaker 1: tac toe game he programmed that let users play against 395 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,199 Speaker 1: the computer. He was not the only kid obsessed with 396 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,400 Speaker 1: the computer. Two other boys, Paul Allen and Kent Evans, 397 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,199 Speaker 1: fell in love with this machine. Um. Paul Allen's one 398 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: of these, the Microsoft founder. Um. He died not too 399 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: long and I think, yeah, man, it is crazy, just 400 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: like you and your buddy from high school becoming billionaires together. Yeah, 401 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: because some moms sell a bunch of junk and buy 402 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 1: a computer. It's like one of those tic Tac toe things, 403 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: like a bunch of moms in the nineteen sixties hold 404 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,920 Speaker 1: of rummage sale. And then the big Domino is millions 405 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:10,160 Speaker 1: die of the coronavirus because vaccine access is lockdown. I mean, yeah, 406 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 1: I went to kind of a hippie high school. So 407 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 1: the only equivalent to that would be if we had 408 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 1: been able to be the only humans on earth with 409 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 1: access to weed. And I guess that would have changed ship. 410 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: If your school is like, he doesn't have to go 411 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 1: to math class man. If only they'd given Bill Gates 412 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 1: weed instead of a computer, he just would have been 413 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,679 Speaker 1: really into Grand Funk Railroad and we could have solved 414 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:48,280 Speaker 1: avoided a lot of problems. But you know what is 415 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: into Grand Funk Railroad, Andrew m The products and services 416 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,400 Speaker 1: that support this podcast, one of which is Grand Funk Railroad, 417 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 1: our primary podcast sponsor. They're still alive, right or are 418 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 1: they dead? I'm gonna google is Grand Funk Railroad dead? Um? No, 419 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,920 Speaker 1: they're still alive. Looks like it to present they were 420 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: disbanded and oh yeah, it seems like it seems like 421 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:20,800 Speaker 1: they're still going. That's good. That's good. All right, Well, uh, 422 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:31,119 Speaker 1: listen to Grand Funk Railroad. Here's ads. Ah, we're back. 423 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: We just we just listened to some g f R. 424 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 1: I call him g f R Andrew. Um. It's just 425 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 1: kind of a thing within the g f R community. 426 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,160 Speaker 1: So I don't know why we're talking about Grandfunk Railator today. So, yeah, 427 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,159 Speaker 1: Bill Gates gets real into computers with Paul Allen and 428 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,160 Speaker 1: this other kid, Kent Evans. Now Kent Evans was Gates's 429 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,399 Speaker 1: early best friend. He was a weird kid who carried 430 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:58,880 Speaker 1: a briefcase filled with business magazine. So I hate this 431 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: high school full of dorks so much. I know I 432 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: was bullied as a kid, but it's making me want 433 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,840 Speaker 1: to go back in time to deliver swirlies. Like, yeah, 434 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: we need like we need, we need time traveling. There's 435 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,360 Speaker 1: a TV pitch time traveling bullies going back to like 436 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,400 Speaker 1: beat up kids who turn into monsters. Let's take care 437 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 1: of this ship. That's we gotta deal with this. Yeah, 438 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: get some kid who was an incredible bully back in 439 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 1: the eighties and he retires to like go fly fishing 440 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 1: in Montana. The government finds him on his farm, like 441 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 1: you're needed. Yeah, this man can deliver thirteen swirlies in 442 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,359 Speaker 1: the space of seven minutes. No one's ever equal. Bet. Well, 443 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,679 Speaker 1: I guess the show version it would be. You know, 444 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,840 Speaker 1: they need a child to do it, so they assume 445 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,880 Speaker 1: the bullies kid. But the bullies kid is actually very gentle. 446 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,160 Speaker 1: He's a sort of father and son bullying people through ks. 447 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,439 Speaker 1: Got to teach his kid to beat up other kids 448 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 1: for for the sake of humanity. Oh god, Okay, well 449 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,920 Speaker 1: it's not bad, I know you're listening, green light this ship. 450 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a script out to you by what Thursday. 451 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, um, so yeah. Bill Gates is hanging out 452 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,159 Speaker 1: with the briefcase boy, um and Kent pushes Gates. Will 453 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,119 Speaker 1: credits that Kent is the guy who pushed him to 454 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,560 Speaker 1: think big and take risks, and was like like they 455 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,119 Speaker 1: were always talking about what they're going to be, some 456 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,680 Speaker 1: kind of businessman, some kind of politicians like he was. 457 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,439 Speaker 1: He was an ambitious kid. Um And together Gates and 458 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 1: Alan and another kid named Rick Whaland, who was another 459 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:35,159 Speaker 1: Microsoft founder, started the Lakeside Programmers Club. Now, despite the 460 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,159 Speaker 1: term club, this was not a hobby for them. The 461 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,680 Speaker 1: goal from the beginning was to find ways to make 462 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 1: money with computers. I'm gonna quote from the Washington Post here. 463 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: The club operated with minimal supervision. This was by design, 464 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,879 Speaker 1: says Fred Wright, the Lakeside Math chairman who provided that supervision. 465 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: Our philosophy was get a group of smart people together, 466 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,760 Speaker 1: give them tools, and get out of the way. Right 467 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,720 Speaker 1: sets again incredibly lucky that, he says, is the best 468 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: environment to spurre creativity, competition, collaboration. If you want to 469 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,919 Speaker 1: see the roots of Microsoft's culture look no further than 470 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 1: the Lakeside Programmer Club. Kent's father says the four boys 471 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 1: spent late night hours at Seattle's computer center Corps c Cubed, 472 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: which offered time on a digital equipment court machine pern 473 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 1: agreement with Lakeside. When c cubed went out of business 474 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy, the Lakeside Programmers Club nearly imploded in 475 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,879 Speaker 1: a civil war. Gates and Evans agreed to buy a 476 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,440 Speaker 1: set of D E C tapes cheap in a bankruptcy 477 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: auction without the knowledge of their partners. They hid the 478 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,120 Speaker 1: tapes in a room at Lakeside, and when Alan learned 479 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 1: of this, he found and kept them livid. Gates and 480 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 1: Evans threatened legal action. They were fifteen, So these kids 481 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: are having like like corporate legal spats as like fifteen 482 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 1: year olds over the secret computing machines they bought and 483 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: hid from each other to keep in leg up on 484 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: their teenage friends. Oh my god, maybe there should have 485 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 1: been a little more superstition, Like it's one of those 486 00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 1: things you should let kids be kids, you should let 487 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:04,160 Speaker 1: kids explore. But also someone set said, guys, you think 488 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: you are not you are not a worring series. You 489 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,800 Speaker 1: are not worrying mega corporations. You are children. To share 490 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,639 Speaker 1: the fucking to a normal and stop carrying the briefcase 491 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: around Kent, for the love of God, we hate the briefcase. 492 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: We hate you. Yeah, you're gonna feel bad about that 493 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,240 Speaker 1: in a second. So as their adolescence rolled off, Bill 494 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 1: and Kent started taking consulting jobs for local companies that 495 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: had computers but no one who knew how to use 496 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 1: them very well. They would often work in exchange for 497 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: free computing time. In their junior year, a Lakeside teacher 498 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,760 Speaker 1: hired them to automate the school's class scheduling system. They 499 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: did several all nighters to get the program ready. Then 500 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,440 Speaker 1: on Memorial Day of that year, Kent took a break 501 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 1: to go mountain climbing. Now, he was not an athletic kid, 502 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,119 Speaker 1: but he had become he was, you know, he was 503 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 1: someone who was prone to like getting obsessed with things, 504 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 1: and he had decided, he's rather suddenly that he wanted 505 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,160 Speaker 1: to get like good at physical tasks. So he got 506 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,119 Speaker 1: in the mountain climbing um but he wasn't great at it, 507 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 1: and he slipped and fell to his death on nineteen 508 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,639 Speaker 1: seventy two, so his father later blamed the accident on 509 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 1: the fact that Kent was too exhausted to pay attention 510 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 1: on mountain climbing because he'd been coding with Bill Gates 511 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 1: all night. Um And Gates told the Washington Post, I 512 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: was devastated. Um and He's been very consistent about the 513 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 1: fact that, like, this was an incredibly traumatic thing his 514 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: best friend dies. Uh. He was actually set to give 515 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,560 Speaker 1: a speech at Kent's funeral, but he couldn't handle doing it. 516 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 1: It was just too emotional for him. I'm sure this 517 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,360 Speaker 1: is true. His now soon to be ex wife says 518 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 1: that when she met him, like thirty years later, he 519 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: still talked about Kent all the time. But I have 520 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,200 Speaker 1: to throw in this very odd quote he gave to 521 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 1: Netflix for a documentary when asked about Kent's death. It 522 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: was so unexpected, so unusual. People didn't know what to 523 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: say to me or do his parents. I sort of thought, hey, Okay, 524 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 1: now I'm gonna do all these things that we talked about, 525 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 1: but I'll do it without him. Like that's just a 526 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: weird dude. I think he is, like, because he's really 527 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: consistent about this, being devon and I'm sure it was 528 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: Um that said clearly it was a weird kind of 529 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 1: friendship because they're engaging in like corporate espionage with their 530 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: other teenage buddies. Like now, with his best friend dead, 531 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: Bill needed a new best friend to stay up all 532 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,080 Speaker 1: night coding with one who wouldn't go mountain climbing. He 533 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 1: picked Paul Allen. Paul was enrolled at the University of Washington, 534 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,960 Speaker 1: but he would come back to finish the project with 535 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,560 Speaker 1: Gates when he was on break from college. Gates and 536 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 1: Allen finished coding the program during Gates's senior year while 537 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 1: he was still seventeen. He and Allen formed a company 538 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: called Trafo Data with with the goal of making traffic 539 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: counting machines. UM. So they they're like they're they're doing 540 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: businesses ship throughout this period Bill's last couple of years 541 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: in high school, but their collaborations weren't all professional. During 542 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 1: one of his breaks from college, Allen helped Bill Gates 543 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 1: do something creepy as hell and I'm going to quote 544 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,240 Speaker 1: from a write up in the Cut. When he was 545 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,720 Speaker 1: in high school, he and fellow Microsoft co founder Paul 546 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 1: Allen would hack into the school scheduling software and signed 547 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,040 Speaker 1: Gates up are all girls classes to up his chances 548 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: of getting a date. Paul did the computer scheduling with me. 549 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,840 Speaker 1: Gates said, Unfortunately for him, he was two years ahead 550 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,360 Speaker 1: of me and he was off to college by then. 551 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 1: So I was the one who benefited by being able 552 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: to have the nice girls at least sitting near me. 553 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 1: It wasn't so that I could talk to them or anything, 554 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,560 Speaker 1: but they were there. I think I was particularly inept 555 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,720 Speaker 1: at talking to girls. Are thinking, Okay, do you ask 556 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: them out? Do you not? When I went off to Harvard, 557 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,680 Speaker 1: I was a little more sociable, but I was still 558 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 1: below average on talking to girls. But okay, that is 559 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,520 Speaker 1: the thing. It's like because I did a little kind 560 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 1: of fucking computer programming when I was in high school 561 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 1: and like making like business software, like just make a 562 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: weird quasi pornographic video game, Like that's what you want 563 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: to do? What is happening here? M h. It's it's 564 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,280 Speaker 1: so bizarre because, like I mean, honestly, this is this 565 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 1: is like some fucking Mark Zuckerberg ship. Right, It's like 566 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 1: starting Facebook so that you could like spy on girl 567 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,800 Speaker 1: roles and ship. Um, you know, it really is it's 568 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,640 Speaker 1: the same basic idea Bills is from an earlier age. 569 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,560 Speaker 1: He would have done the same thing Zuckerberg did. Um. 570 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: That said, it's also like he's too much of a 571 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: nerd to take advantage of it. He's just sitting in 572 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,440 Speaker 1: class with these girls because he it is. It is 573 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,920 Speaker 1: a very like, you know, child of the sixties, of 574 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: the fifties, I guess kind of what was just like 575 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 1: once I'm there, I made it. I made it. I'm 576 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 1: in the room with the girls. Bill, Yeah, yeah, Bill. Um. 577 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: And it's you know, the thing that's funny about it 578 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: is I mean there's a number of things that are 579 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 1: funny about it, um, but like it's, uh, it's like 580 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 1: Revenge of the Nerd Ship, you know, like it's it's 581 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 1: that kind of thing, which, like, if you haven't watched 582 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 1: Revenge of the Nerds, it's a movie that it's like 583 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 1: the silly movie about a bunch of nerds, you know, uh, 584 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,880 Speaker 1: being the cool kids, um and getting one over on 585 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,680 Speaker 1: the jocks at a college that nobody thought anything was 586 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,520 Speaker 1: problematic about until I think ten years ago. Everyone realized 587 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: at the same time that the main character literally rapes 588 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,880 Speaker 1: a girl, um, and it's played off as a gag, 589 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:17,400 Speaker 1: like it's it's pretty bad, pretty pretty grim ass. Yet 590 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: it's just like what it Yeah, and Bill Bill Gates 591 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 1: is like that, Like now we'll talk about this in 592 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 1: the second episode. There's all these stories coming out about 593 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,959 Speaker 1: how creepy he is and how like inappropriate a lot 594 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,600 Speaker 1: of his relationships were, and people just like didn't talk 595 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: about it because it was just like, well, he's like 596 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 1: the who wouldn't want to fuck the billionaire nerd? Like 597 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,720 Speaker 1: that's the thing. The nerds grow up and make money 598 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,400 Speaker 1: and then all the women want them. That's like there's 599 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,560 Speaker 1: like a million movies with that as the plot right now. Um, 600 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: interestingly enough, fucking the Simpsons uh early on uh put 601 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 1: a lot of time into like with a character clearly 602 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,080 Speaker 1: themed after Bill Gates. Um like subverting that trope, which 603 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,720 Speaker 1: is is good now, As that last quote made clear, 604 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 1: Bill was accepted into Harvard after after college creeper. Not 605 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,000 Speaker 1: His grades and impressive computing resume made him a shoe in. 606 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 1: He started college in nineteen seventy three, and he lived 607 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: in a dormhouse that was filled with all of the 608 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,239 Speaker 1: math and science nerds. Because even Harvard had standards, they 609 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 1: wanted to keep those kids away from the dorms where 610 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,480 Speaker 1: kids were getting laid basically now, During his sophomore year, 611 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: Bill Gates met Steve Balmer, the future CEO of Microsoft 612 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: and presently most famous for allegedly throwing chairs that employees 613 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: during meetings. Uh. I can confirm from my time as 614 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,840 Speaker 1: a tech journalist that he smells like onions. Um. I 615 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 1: don't know what he smelled like in college, but I 616 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 1: can confirm that in like two thousand ten, he smells 617 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: like onions. Um. Now, Balmer and Gates were opposites in 618 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 1: a number of ways. Steve was extremely involved in everything. 619 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,960 Speaker 1: Bill was aggressively uninvolved in anything but his own little 620 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,200 Speaker 1: world of computers. That Washington Post article I quoted from 621 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: includes a few interesting tidbits, like that both got perfect 622 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: scores on their S A T s. And we're obsessed 623 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,240 Speaker 1: with Napoleon. There's probably something meaningful in the act that 624 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,080 Speaker 1: Bill Gates loves Napoleon and Mark Zuckerberg loves Augustus Caesar. Um, 625 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,960 Speaker 1: you know, not a cowinky dink, But all right, I'm 626 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,600 Speaker 1: just saying it should be illegal to have classics education. 627 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: We should, we should, well, especially for for that type 628 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: of white guy. Know the only thing you should learn 629 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 1: about his genocide. We're throwing all of the statues into 630 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:28,360 Speaker 1: the sea. Don't tell this kid about Hadrian. Yeah. Now, 631 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,960 Speaker 1: the reports we have from Gates in college make it 632 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,280 Speaker 1: clear that he was, uh, he was. He was gross. 633 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,040 Speaker 1: He didn't use sheets. Instead, he slept directly on his 634 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: doorm mattress because making his bed was too hard. Um. 635 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 1: Balmer did the same again, All boys in college are gross. Um, 636 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,200 Speaker 1: So I don't know, It's just funny to me. Now. 637 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,680 Speaker 1: Gates's main extracurricular during college was poker, which he was 638 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 1: terrible at. He lost so much money that he eventually 639 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 1: gave Steve Balmer his check book for safe keeping, because 640 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 1: otherwise he was going to lose all of his money 641 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 1: getting his ass kicked at poker. Now, while all this 642 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,680 Speaker 1: was happening, personal computing was in its infancy. Nineteen seventy 643 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,399 Speaker 1: four marked the release of what a lot of people 644 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,600 Speaker 1: will call the first personal computer, the Altaire eighty eight. 645 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,839 Speaker 1: UM Now Paul Allen, who at this point had graduated 646 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,720 Speaker 1: and gotten a job at the Honeywell Corp, Immediately rushed 647 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,799 Speaker 1: to Bill's dorm with an ad for the for the 648 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,719 Speaker 1: Alta A D eight um he and Gates quickly wrote 649 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,600 Speaker 1: a letter to the computer's manufacturer, m I T S 650 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 1: asking if they could write software for it. In basic 651 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,080 Speaker 1: m I T S was like, yes, sure, you guys can, Like, 652 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,839 Speaker 1: we'll pay you to write software if you come up 653 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,840 Speaker 1: with software that's good, but you better hurry because a 654 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,160 Speaker 1: shipload of people have actually been making the same offer 655 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: to us. Personal computing is kind of like starting to 656 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,600 Speaker 1: blow up in this period of time. So both men 657 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,040 Speaker 1: basically dropped everything else in their lives to move to Albuquerque, 658 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 1: where m I T S was headquartered, and write software 659 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,319 Speaker 1: for the first personal computer. Uh. This meant Paul Allen 660 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,880 Speaker 1: quit his job at Honeywell and Gates dropped out of 661 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 1: Harvard in his junior year in nineteen seventy five to 662 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,680 Speaker 1: move to Albuquerque and start a company. You might have 663 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,080 Speaker 1: expected this to have gone over poorly with his parents, 664 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,080 Speaker 1: but again, Bill seems to have kind of hit the 665 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,759 Speaker 1: mom and dad lottery in a lot of ways. When 666 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: questioned about it decades later, his father said, being a 667 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 1: college dropout wasn't precisely what my wife and I had 668 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 1: envisioned for any of our children. But Bill seemed to 669 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: know what he was doing. Um, very supportive family this 670 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,080 Speaker 1: kid has and he didn't know what he was doing. 671 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 1: You have to give the man credit for that. Alan 672 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,920 Speaker 1: and Gates formed a consulting company to sell software to 673 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:29,719 Speaker 1: All Tear. They called it micro dash Soft. Can you 674 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,240 Speaker 1: tell where this is going? Everything? He needed a dash 675 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,800 Speaker 1: back in the back in the seventies. Is the napster 676 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,160 Speaker 1: guy going to come and say get rid of the 677 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,239 Speaker 1: get rid of the dash or is that? Is that 678 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: not what's going to happen? No, the napster guy, um 679 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:51,120 Speaker 1: was had not been born at this point, Thank god. Yeah, 680 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 1: what's his name? Sean? Sean Parker? That Sean Parker. That 681 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 1: piece of ship you Sean Parker. Yeah, let's make legal 682 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:05,319 Speaker 1: actionable claims about Sean Parker now. So uh? Bill and 683 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,000 Speaker 1: Bill and Paul hired friends of theirs to help them 684 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,399 Speaker 1: produce software, including a kid named Monty david Off, who 685 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 1: they had write a piece of software that would allow 686 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 1: computers to perform greater ranges of calculations. The three all 687 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,200 Speaker 1: lived together in a two bedroom apartment. David Off slept 688 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: on the living room floor. In two thousand, he told 689 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,239 Speaker 1: The Washington Post that although they were friends, Gates could 690 00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,880 Speaker 1: be something of a dick. Quote, there was definitely a 691 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,879 Speaker 1: supervisory dynamic. Bill could get very loud. If he felt 692 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,520 Speaker 1: you weren't getting something, he would say the same thing louder. 693 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,560 Speaker 1: He liked strong interchanges. I preferred not to work in 694 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,799 Speaker 1: that way. Now, this is the period of time a 695 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,439 Speaker 1: lot of Microsoft stories come from, you know, the scrappy 696 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,480 Speaker 1: upstarts on a shoestring bug budget, building a globe spanning 697 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,400 Speaker 1: mega corporation from their living room or their garage or whatever. Um. 698 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,320 Speaker 1: The reality is that Gates was backed from the beginning 699 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,759 Speaker 1: by family money. There was never any like there was. 700 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,719 Speaker 1: There's time when the company wasn't making much money, but 701 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 1: there was never a period of time when Gates was 702 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 1: had any financial worries. Yeah, davidoff worked for them for 703 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 1: two summers, and then they offered him a permanent job, 704 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,000 Speaker 1: but he had to say no because he couldn't afford 705 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,360 Speaker 1: to drop out of Harvard. He told the Post that 706 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,400 Speaker 1: Bill Gates had only been able to drop out of 707 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 1: Harvard to start his company because his family was rich. Quote. 708 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,800 Speaker 1: The way Bill and I thought about money was very different. 709 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,280 Speaker 1: He would tell all of his friends just call me collect. 710 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,440 Speaker 1: He knew there was he knew he wasn't going to 711 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 1: have to support himself coming out of college. And the 712 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,200 Speaker 1: fact that Bill never ever in his whole life, worried 713 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,440 Speaker 1: about money in a meaningful way, does not mean he 714 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 1: wasn't obsessed with it. In fact, his lust for profitability, 715 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,680 Speaker 1: depending on who you ask, had a somewhat disastrous impact 716 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,160 Speaker 1: on the growing computer community. In the early days, computing 717 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 1: was in fact a community. These were the days when 718 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,760 Speaker 1: any given computer was a d I Y project. Most 719 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,920 Speaker 1: personal computers, like you would have to solder parts of 720 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,759 Speaker 1: it together to like get it working or to add 721 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,400 Speaker 1: things like you're like using fucking tools and shipped to 722 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,959 Speaker 1: like anyone who has a computer is doing this, ship 723 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,920 Speaker 1: um your coding programs on like these weird paper things 724 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,480 Speaker 1: like I couldn't. Yeah, Like it's it's it's so, it's 725 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,160 Speaker 1: it's very much d I Y. It's it's actually not 726 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,959 Speaker 1: all that different from like the three D printed gun 727 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,920 Speaker 1: community is today. Like it's like everything is shared. All 728 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,439 Speaker 1: of these programs are shared. You don't pay money for them. 729 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 1: Usually you just like oh, or if someone buys it, 730 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,560 Speaker 1: they then just copy it and send it for free 731 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,480 Speaker 1: to their friends. Like that's the way this stuff really 732 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,919 Speaker 1: works um and computer hobbyists had a powerful sense of solidarity. 733 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,520 Speaker 1: In the early days of Microsoft, Gates and Allen were 734 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,239 Speaker 1: selling software to those hobbyists. Only not everyone who used 735 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,279 Speaker 1: Microsoft software actually paid for it. A lot of these 736 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,520 Speaker 1: people were poor, you know, buying a computer was all 737 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,000 Speaker 1: they could afford to do, so they weren't buying the software, 738 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,680 Speaker 1: and there was a brisk open trade and free software 739 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,239 Speaker 1: from each according to their resources, to everyone according to 740 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,879 Speaker 1: their needs. Microsoft programs were very popular with this set. 741 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,279 Speaker 1: One expert later wrote, hobbyists loved it. They loved it 742 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,720 Speaker 1: so much they were willing to send tapes paper tapes 743 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,560 Speaker 1: around to each other for free. Now this was critical 744 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,239 Speaker 1: in mi soft success because it spread adoption of their products, 745 00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 1: but it enraged Bill Gates that people were getting software 746 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 1: for free. In nineteen seventy six, he pinned an infamous 747 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,520 Speaker 1: open letter to computer hobbyists. He accused them of all 748 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,759 Speaker 1: stealing all of stealing his software, and said that resellers 749 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,680 Speaker 1: who sold computers with his programs already on them were 750 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,600 Speaker 1: basically robbing them. The letter included the line hardware must 751 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,359 Speaker 1: be paid for, but software is something to share. Who 752 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,360 Speaker 1: cares if the people who worked on it, get paid. 753 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,080 Speaker 1: He's being very snotty about this now. Gates complained that 754 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,320 Speaker 1: the time he and Allen spent to create their products 755 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,320 Speaker 1: was worth forty dollars, but that the royalties they received 756 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,799 Speaker 1: based on what they'd actually sold meant they were just 757 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,720 Speaker 1: making about two dollars an hour. This was many will argue, 758 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,440 Speaker 1: a short sighted way of looking at things. The share 759 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,759 Speaker 1: and share like mindset of early software was a major 760 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,840 Speaker 1: driver of innovation. It allowed different ideas about software to 761 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,480 Speaker 1: be merged and tested, and provided early programmers with a 762 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,200 Speaker 1: greater base of knowledge to work from. Many of the 763 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,759 Speaker 1: brilliant minds behind the computer revolution, guys like Steve Wozniak 764 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,279 Speaker 1: benefited hugely from this state of affairs, like and and 765 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,960 Speaker 1: the was as someone who will say, like, yeah, that's 766 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,720 Speaker 1: why we have the computering systems that we have today 767 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,719 Speaker 1: is because in my day we were just able to 768 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,200 Speaker 1: like share everything. It was it's like like a punk 769 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,319 Speaker 1: side of this thing. Like he's a phone freaker. He's 770 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,200 Speaker 1: like doing back in the day you could like make 771 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,160 Speaker 1: certain signals over the phone that would get you free 772 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,040 Speaker 1: phone access and ship like he was all into that, 773 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,239 Speaker 1: Like fucking Steve Wozniak is actually pretty fucking rat. When 774 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,080 Speaker 1: he got super rich off of Apple, he blew all 775 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,160 Speaker 1: of his money holding a bunch of giant concerts and 776 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:34,080 Speaker 1: stuff like He's fucking cool dude. Actually, um, but Bill 777 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,000 Speaker 1: did not, So Bill, you know a lot of And again, 778 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,240 Speaker 1: Wozniak is one of those guys that you really can't 779 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,560 Speaker 1: argue it was instrumental in the existence of personal computers 780 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,759 Speaker 1: as we know them today. You can argue that about 781 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,960 Speaker 1: Bill Gates. And he did not agree with guys like 782 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,920 Speaker 1: Steve Wozniak about intellectual property. He felt that intellectual property 783 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,920 Speaker 1: rights trumped human progress any day of the week. It 784 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,960 Speaker 1: didn't matter that sharing software was good for computing, because 785 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,880 Speaker 1: it was bad for Microsoft. And so from that moment on, 786 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 1: Gates dedicated himself to making sure I was kept sacrosanct. Today, 787 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,520 Speaker 1: intellectual property rights and paid software are such pillars of 788 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,160 Speaker 1: the industry that it can be hard to believe this 789 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,400 Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily always going to be the case. One thing 790 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,480 Speaker 1: that made Apple Computer interesting in nineteen seventy six was 791 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,640 Speaker 1: the fact that their operating system, Apple Basic, was free, 792 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,240 Speaker 1: and they openly claimed quote, our philosophy is to provide 793 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,479 Speaker 1: software for our machines at free or minimal cost. Now, 794 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,000 Speaker 1: there was significant fallout within the computing community over this 795 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,400 Speaker 1: open letter. One hobbyist, how Singer, who published an influential newsletter, 796 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,960 Speaker 1: complained that since Bill Gates had developed Basic on a 797 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,239 Speaker 1: Harvard University computer funded by the US government and the 798 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,440 Speaker 1: start of a Microsoft like the first programs they make, 799 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,400 Speaker 1: they make in Harvard before they drop out, the Harvard 800 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,600 Speaker 1: computer they make it on was paid for by DARPA, 801 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,879 Speaker 1: like the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency, um, And so 802 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,600 Speaker 1: how Singer will say, like, well, he should never have 803 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,880 Speaker 1: been able to sell my Windows because place, yeah it 804 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,800 Speaker 1: was it was developed using the taxpayer funds. Which is true. 805 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,560 Speaker 1: This is a very defensible line of argument. Now, I 806 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,799 Speaker 1: mean it doesn't it sounds like Bill Gates is the 807 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,919 Speaker 1: thing the philosophy, philosophy of his that has resonated down 808 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:18,640 Speaker 1: is tech guys using public you know, neither public research, 809 00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,880 Speaker 1: public funded, intellectual property, public whatever, thinking they own it 810 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,799 Speaker 1: and then not letting and then getting mad when you know, 811 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,520 Speaker 1: like like taking taking from the common good and pretending 812 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,399 Speaker 1: they invented it. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking it's fucking rad um. 813 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:39,120 Speaker 1: But you know what else is rad Andrew hit the 814 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,880 Speaker 1: products and services that support Yeah, yeah, that's right every time. Yeah, 815 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:54,600 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. We're back and we're talking about 816 00:43:54,640 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 1: non consensual relationships with stuffed animals. Andrew have you. I'm 817 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,439 Speaker 1: going to edit that out right. Been in a non 818 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,400 Speaker 1: consensual relationship with the stuffed animals, Sophie. These are the 819 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,680 Speaker 1: conversations people tune in for. I wider on this podcast. 820 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,320 Speaker 1: You are the one who slandered them. Yeah, because stuffed 821 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:17,880 Speaker 1: animals can't really consent, can they? Mostly it's all non consensual. 822 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,480 Speaker 1: It's all non consensual. It's really something we should analyze more. 823 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,160 Speaker 1: Pretty fuck up. It's not great, it's not great, but 824 00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,080 Speaker 1: you know what is consensual? I cut cut that. I 825 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,960 Speaker 1: cut that entire conversation out of This is all staying end, 826 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,960 Speaker 1: This is all gold notes that it is not well 827 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,160 Speaker 1: according to my edit notes, Chris, you don't have to 828 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,759 Speaker 1: do that. You can you can, you can keep this in. 829 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,680 Speaker 1: You can fight the system. You can't stop the signal, Sophie. 830 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,760 Speaker 1: And the signal is talking about whether or not stuffed 831 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:56,560 Speaker 1: animals can consent, and the signal I think largely it's 832 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,520 Speaker 1: coming out on no on that one. But it's happening. 833 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,520 Speaker 1: Hit us up and we're back, continued, We've been back. 834 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:08,560 Speaker 1: So other people who knew Gates and Allen at the 835 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,319 Speaker 1: time reposted his estimate that he and his colleagues had 836 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,080 Speaker 1: put forty dollars into designing their software. Right, that's a 837 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,759 Speaker 1: big part of his argument on this open letters. This 838 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,480 Speaker 1: is how much money it's costs to make this. We 839 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 1: have to be able to make it back. We can't 840 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,759 Speaker 1: afford to do this. One member of the Homebrew Computer Club, 841 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: Leif Felsenstein, who Lei Felsenstein designed the first mass produced 842 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,080 Speaker 1: personal computer, later said quote, well, we all knew that 843 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,520 Speaker 1: the evaluation of computer time was the ultimate and funny money. 844 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,759 Speaker 1: You never pay that much for the computer time. And 845 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,640 Speaker 1: I think that research will show that they were using 846 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,560 Speaker 1: someone else's computer time. Someone else was paying for that. 847 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,920 Speaker 1: It could have been Honeywell where Paul Allen was working. 848 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,840 Speaker 1: So we all knew this to be a spurious argument. 849 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,439 Speaker 1: So back in this day, you had to like pay 850 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,040 Speaker 1: in a lot of cases for access to a computer. Right. 851 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,880 Speaker 1: And one of the things Bill gets in trouble with 852 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: when he's a kid, like he and his friends get 853 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,080 Speaker 1: kicked out of one of the places because they're hacking 854 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,839 Speaker 1: the system to get free computer time. Um, they're using 855 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,920 Speaker 1: free computer time, and they're almost certainly using Paul Allen's 856 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,560 Speaker 1: companies freak like, they're doing a lot of things they 857 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:12,440 Speaker 1: would call stealing. But ye, but it's also like the 858 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,960 Speaker 1: pointing out the hypocrisy with those thots never works. Yeah, no, 859 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,680 Speaker 1: not ever. Yeah, And you know Felsenstein again, it's it 860 00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,200 Speaker 1: talks about like kind of the the injustices of the world. 861 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,560 Speaker 1: Felsenstein is one of the most influential computing pioneers you 862 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,320 Speaker 1: never heard of. And the reason that Gates is famous 863 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,839 Speaker 1: and Felsenstein isn't has nothing to do with the fact 864 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,520 Speaker 1: that Gates did more to revolutionize the world. It's not 865 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,040 Speaker 1: that he was like that much more influential than Felsenstein. 866 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,799 Speaker 1: It's because Felsenstein was obsessed with pushing the boundaries of computing, 867 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,239 Speaker 1: while Gates was obsessed with pushing the boundaries of how 868 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,799 Speaker 1: much money computing could make. Felsenstein later wrote that the 869 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,520 Speaker 1: open letter quote delineated a rift between the actual industry 870 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,040 Speaker 1: where there's trying to make money and there's where those 871 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,799 Speaker 1: those hobbyists, where we're trying to make things happen. So 872 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,280 Speaker 1: there's this rift that opens that Bill starts, but beqween 873 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,600 Speaker 1: making money and making computers better. Bill is not on 874 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,400 Speaker 1: the making computers better side, right right right as anyone 875 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,640 Speaker 1: who's used microsoftivist, I could tell you, Oh god, I 876 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,080 Speaker 1: mean it's just it's it's the through line of like 877 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,920 Speaker 1: he was a weird businessman since he was a child. 878 00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:26,560 Speaker 1: Is the to me? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's 879 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,279 Speaker 1: like weird again. Could could have given this kid, could 880 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,359 Speaker 1: have like gone back in time and given nine year 881 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,840 Speaker 1: old Bill Gates a blunt and like a King Crimson 882 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,320 Speaker 1: album and Ben like just just get into weird nerds 883 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:43,160 Speaker 1: any say, away from start worshiping the devil, worship the devil, 884 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,799 Speaker 1: listen to prog rock take about your acid. It'll be 885 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,759 Speaker 1: fine God, or you'll become Steve Jobs. Actually, so yeah, 886 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,279 Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of the same kind of the 887 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:57,200 Speaker 1: same same journey. Um So, Lee, I'm going to read 888 00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,319 Speaker 1: another quote from Lee Felsenstein here where he's just kind 889 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:04,319 Speaker 1: of explaining why Microsoft gets big and what that has 890 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:09,080 Speaker 1: to do with this this homebrew computer culture that he hates. Quote, 891 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,400 Speaker 1: the industry needs the hobbyists, and this was illustrated by 892 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,560 Speaker 1: what happened Eventually, when National Semiconductor, which made their own 893 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,880 Speaker 1: microprocessor chips in seventies seven or seventy eight, decided they 894 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,120 Speaker 1: needed a basic an operating system. They asked what's the 895 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,680 Speaker 1: most popular basic, and the answer was Microsoft Basic because 896 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,759 Speaker 1: everybody had copied it and everybody was using it. So 897 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,520 Speaker 1: we made Microsoft the standard basic. National Semiconductor went to 898 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,920 Speaker 1: Microsoft and bought a license. They were in business that way. 899 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,640 Speaker 1: This was the marketing function, and the hobbyists did the 900 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,320 Speaker 1: marketing with a complete antipathy of the company in question. 901 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,359 Speaker 1: There were other basics, and you know, some of them 902 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,080 Speaker 1: might even have been better. Gates's later success was in 903 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,360 Speaker 1: a certain measure because of what we did that he 904 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,840 Speaker 1: said we shouldn't do. We were thieves to do it 905 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:57,040 Speaker 1: at all. Like that's important? Is Bill is arguing that, like, well, 906 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,760 Speaker 1: we can't be expected to do this for free, otherwise 907 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,759 Speaker 1: you won't have innovation. It's like, well, the fact that 908 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,040 Speaker 1: people were sharing your program for free is why you 909 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: became a billionaire. Because when companies started realizing we need 910 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,880 Speaker 1: to pay for operating systems, what's the most popular one? Oh, 911 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,319 Speaker 1: this one, because everyone's been sharing it for free. Like 912 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,680 Speaker 1: it's the argument about piracy. Right, it's the same thing 913 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,720 Speaker 1: as like, well, if people are able to share movies 914 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,960 Speaker 1: and music and stuff for free, it doesn't hurt the industry, 915 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,600 Speaker 1: will actually bring them more fans who will spend money 916 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,880 Speaker 1: on those things in other ways, which I think was 917 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,799 Speaker 1: borne out by what happened, Like yeah, well, it's also 918 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,400 Speaker 1: the sort of inevitability of it, right, which is like 919 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,200 Speaker 1: like it or not? I mean it also it is 920 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,400 Speaker 1: just a better model for I guess some stuff I 921 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,440 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sitting here for a lot of things 922 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,239 Speaker 1: for every for a lot of things that are covered 923 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,680 Speaker 1: by intellectual property. Like yeah, you know, my boss, part 924 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,120 Speaker 1: of why I'm putting out my book for free, Um, 925 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,319 Speaker 1: like there will be a print version and stuff. I've 926 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,960 Speaker 1: got a publisher, but it's going to be available for 927 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,600 Speaker 1: free online. Is it something my my boss Jason Pargeon 928 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,800 Speaker 1: did back in the early two thousands, He just published 929 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,360 Speaker 1: his book online for free. It became hugely popular. And 930 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,400 Speaker 1: when you have something for free that you know X 931 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,120 Speaker 1: number of people have consumed anyway, there will be a 932 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,440 Speaker 1: way to monetize it. Jason got made a lot of 933 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,880 Speaker 1: money off of that book eventually, like it's it works 934 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,560 Speaker 1: out and the same thing with Bill Gates. Bill Gates 935 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,560 Speaker 1: made a shipload of money off of people using his 936 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,520 Speaker 1: ship for free. That's kind of how intellectual property actually 937 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,080 Speaker 1: works most of the time. But Bill Gates is a dick. 938 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,840 Speaker 1: So one of the people who spends the most times 939 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,240 Speaker 1: slamming Bill Gates and is the best at it because 940 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,520 Speaker 1: he's right about literally everything, is Corey doctor rowe Um. 941 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,360 Speaker 1: I fucking love Corey. He's He's rad uh And I 942 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,399 Speaker 1: found a really good interview with him on Jacobin where 943 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,400 Speaker 1: he goes into more detail and how Gates went from 944 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,080 Speaker 1: quote another company making al tear software into a giant 945 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,560 Speaker 1: of the industry, and he makes a similar argument to Felsenstein, 946 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:58,120 Speaker 1: but he highlights Microsoft steel with IBM is more crucial. Quote. 947 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,239 Speaker 1: Gates gets his fortune because IBM had been subject to 948 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 1: years of anti trust hell. Every year for twelve years, 949 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,960 Speaker 1: IBM out spent the entire Department of Justice Anti Trust 950 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,200 Speaker 1: Division fighting an anti trust claim. Finally, under Reagan they 951 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,640 Speaker 1: were let off the hook. So IBM had spent years 952 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,520 Speaker 1: tied to the bumper of the d o J. And 953 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,880 Speaker 1: one of the things they knew that the d o 954 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,200 Speaker 1: J really hated was monopolizing software by tying it to hardware. 955 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,360 Speaker 1: So they made the pace PC and they made it 956 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,400 Speaker 1: out of commodity apart so that it could be cloned. 957 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,600 Speaker 1: They sat back as Phoenix Computing reverse engineered their ROM 958 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,040 Speaker 1: and started selling it to Dell and Gateway and Compacts 959 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,799 Speaker 1: so that there were compatible machines. And they said, we're 960 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,960 Speaker 1: not going to make the operating system. And they went 961 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,880 Speaker 1: to Bill Gates and Paul Allen and asked them to 962 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,880 Speaker 1: make a d a DOSS that they could use their 963 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,760 Speaker 1: machines so the d o J would leave them alone. 964 00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,600 Speaker 1: So that's where Gates his fortune comes from. He was 965 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,960 Speaker 1: in the right place at the right time, and his mindset, 966 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,759 Speaker 1: this idea of cutthroat competition, of no sharing, of no collegiality, 967 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,439 Speaker 1: allowed him to leverage the weakness of IBM's own ip 968 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,440 Speaker 1: its ability to control its critics and competitors and customers, 969 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,839 Speaker 1: and then impose his own And so, in another bit 970 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,320 Speaker 1: of irony, Gates, who spends a chunk of his life 971 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,799 Speaker 1: fighting one of the biggest anti trust cases in history, 972 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,040 Speaker 1: maybe the biggest, also is only able to get started 973 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:10,160 Speaker 1: because the d o J goes after IBM for monopoly 974 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,319 Speaker 1: ship like because IBM has stopped from making monopoly. That's 975 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,640 Speaker 1: why they don't go in house to make their operating 976 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,359 Speaker 1: system because they're worried about antitrust ship, which is why 977 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,640 Speaker 1: Bill Gates gets rich like all of these things. He 978 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:28,319 Speaker 1: hates his whole life for the whole reason he has money. Yeah, right, 979 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:34,400 Speaker 1: it's it's yeah. The hypocrisy of it is like, what 980 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,320 Speaker 1: can you do? I don't know. They're always going to 981 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,879 Speaker 1: think they invented it. Yeah, they're always going to think 982 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:46,320 Speaker 1: it was all them. Again. This is why we need, uh, 983 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,960 Speaker 1: we need like to to dismantle all of our present 984 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,640 Speaker 1: federal law enforcement agencies and devote their resources to like 985 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,120 Speaker 1: hiring a bunch of middle aged and like early fifties 986 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,800 Speaker 1: sixties women and giveing them tire irons and the ability 987 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,520 Speaker 1: to track people down and hit them in the face 988 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,360 Speaker 1: with tire irons. When they start doing ship, that's clearly 989 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,520 Speaker 1: going to end in a bad place. Like you see 990 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,319 Speaker 1: a fifteen year old suing his partners in the computer club, 991 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,000 Speaker 1: and it's like it's time for the ladies to hit 992 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,279 Speaker 1: him with some irons, you know, like smack them around 993 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,719 Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, maybe have may make another one 994 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,160 Speaker 1: of them have a mountain climbing accident. I don't know, 995 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:32,000 Speaker 1: so hypothetically, just hypothetically, just the old ladies with tire irons. Uh, no, nonsense. 996 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,239 Speaker 1: Division they could have got after the we work guy. 997 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,040 Speaker 1: You know, when he starts talking about being the world's 998 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,480 Speaker 1: first trillionaire, hit him with a fucking iron right in 999 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,960 Speaker 1: the face, like fucking crack that boy's jaw. Just give 1000 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,960 Speaker 1: it him. Take us take a thought. It couldn't be 1001 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:52,960 Speaker 1: worse than the current system. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, now Microsoft, Okay, 1002 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,439 Speaker 1: So by nineteen eighty Microsoft was enough of a real 1003 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,800 Speaker 1: company that Bill was able to hire his buddy Steve 1004 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,680 Speaker 1: Balmer to do the non techie business man stuff that 1005 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,080 Speaker 1: was necessary in a growing company. Balmer was employee number 1006 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:09,000 Speaker 1: twenty four. No what, you won't get the reference, but 1007 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,520 Speaker 1: ill continue. Oh okay, it's probably a basketball thing. Sophie 1008 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,120 Speaker 1: loves the Lakers, who are the same as I don't 1009 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,560 Speaker 1: know whatever other team she was mentioning earlier. I don't 1010 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,480 Speaker 1: know any of these things, Sophie. So, but but Steve 1011 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,400 Speaker 1: Balmer does because he owns a golf team or some 1012 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,239 Speaker 1: ship whatever kind of support. So this is not a 1013 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,600 Speaker 1: business nerd podcast where you talk about how companies grow 1014 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,480 Speaker 1: and ship. You can find so much written about like 1015 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:40,480 Speaker 1: the intricacies of early Microsoft corporate culture and whatnot. Um, 1016 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,560 Speaker 1: and it's all boring as hell. Apple is a lot 1017 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:48,080 Speaker 1: more fun because Steve Jobs is a freaking lunatic, just 1018 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,400 Speaker 1: like a Philly. He's literally like a filthy vagrant to 1019 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,839 Speaker 1: like forces everybody to smell his rance a ass as 1020 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,880 Speaker 1: he like refuses to shower for weeks and lives in 1021 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:06,000 Speaker 1: the office. It's such a he's a again. I got 1022 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,960 Speaker 1: my start in journalism in like reporting on the tech industry, 1023 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,200 Speaker 1: and I was legitimately bummed when he died because he 1024 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:16,840 Speaker 1: was just so fucking entertaining. Um, but also a monster 1025 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:21,320 Speaker 1: like they all are, except for the walls. Um. Someone's 1026 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,920 Speaker 1: gonna tell me about Steve Wozniak designed Israeli missile to 1027 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,440 Speaker 1: technology or some ship and made me really sad. But 1028 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,120 Speaker 1: I don't know anything about anything bad he's done yet. Um. 1029 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,920 Speaker 1: So there were twists and turns, obviously in the story 1030 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,799 Speaker 1: of Microsoft's growth, but the gist of it is expanded 1031 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,279 Speaker 1: steadily over the eighties and nineteen eight six. It had 1032 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,920 Speaker 1: its I p O, which is the i p O 1033 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,799 Speaker 1: is when it goes public on the stock market. That's 1034 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,400 Speaker 1: when all of the people who found a company get 1035 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,520 Speaker 1: richish shit, Um, and Gates gets I mean he's always 1036 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,839 Speaker 1: been rich, but he gets fuck, he gets fucked everyone money. 1037 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,440 Speaker 1: At this point, from nineteen eight seven on, he was 1038 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:58,640 Speaker 1: never off the list of wealthiest Americans. Now Gates and Balm, 1039 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:04,960 Speaker 1: Yeah right, Like that's how long he's been fucking rich now. 1040 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,200 Speaker 1: Gates and Balmer fought constantly. They were as much rivals 1041 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,439 Speaker 1: as they were friends, um and against. Steve Balmer has 1042 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,160 Speaker 1: allegedly throws chairs and employees during meetings when they argue 1043 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,160 Speaker 1: with him, So like Um, the two would get into 1044 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,879 Speaker 1: screaming arguments over just about anything. One friendly chess match 1045 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,360 Speaker 1: between the two ended in Bill Gates throwing a tantrum 1046 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,440 Speaker 1: and tossing the board in pieces off the table. Um. 1047 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,160 Speaker 1: But none of this fighting seems to have harmed the 1048 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,080 Speaker 1: expansion of the company. In the nineteen eighties, Balmber headed 1049 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,680 Speaker 1: the team that developed Windows. By the nineteen nineties, Apple 1050 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,200 Speaker 1: and Microsoft were the biggest names in the computing game. 1051 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,240 Speaker 1: The history of that rivalry is something we could get into, 1052 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,320 Speaker 1: but honestly, both are are helmed by narcissistic assholes. What 1053 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,239 Speaker 1: do you care? Uh. The story of Gates's crapitude has 1054 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,359 Speaker 1: less to do with like shady ship that he did 1055 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,120 Speaker 1: fighting another giant company, and more to do with how 1056 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,239 Speaker 1: he constantly assaulted anyone trying to innovate in a way 1057 00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,440 Speaker 1: that might reduce Microsoft profits. Core Doctor describes this as 1058 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,440 Speaker 1: a process of tying quote. He ties the ability to 1059 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,280 Speaker 1: get Windows or DOSS on your machine to an agreement 1060 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,600 Speaker 1: not to pre install rival products. He can sabotage the 1061 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,840 Speaker 1: operating system, which he does for through vertical integration. He 1062 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,360 Speaker 1: sells you an operating system in a suit of applications 1063 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,840 Speaker 1: that run on it, and then if you make a 1064 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:23,000 Speaker 1: competing application, he can tweak the operating system. Excel, for example, 1065 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,320 Speaker 1: had a long running competitor that was by all accounts 1066 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,920 Speaker 1: better called Lotus one, two, and three. The model of 1067 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,960 Speaker 1: Microsoft was Doss isn't done until Lotus won't won't run, 1068 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,360 Speaker 1: and every new release would just fall apart. So they 1069 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,760 Speaker 1: literally sabotage other products so that they won't work on 1070 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:44,240 Speaker 1: Microsoft machines. Um Bill and Microsoft also had the ability 1071 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,680 Speaker 1: to strategically snuff out rivals by bundling free versions of 1072 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,400 Speaker 1: rifle products into the operating system. So in Toronto, there 1073 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,880 Speaker 1: was a great software success story called Delrina that made 1074 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,840 Speaker 1: the world's most successful fact software. One day they started 1075 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,280 Speaker 1: including free fact software with Windows, and no one ever 1076 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,440 Speaker 1: bought it. Will be the license again. That was the 1077 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,360 Speaker 1: end of it. But Gates was able to do what 1078 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,800 Speaker 1: everyone who's dreamed of a command economy wanted to do, 1079 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,320 Speaker 1: subordinate the individual priorities of other market actors to his 1080 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,200 Speaker 1: needs to achieve a strategic goal, in this case for 1081 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:18,520 Speaker 1: his own enrichment. So that's fucking cool. Now, all of 1082 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,760 Speaker 1: this went very smoothly for Gates and for Microsoft until 1083 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,080 Speaker 1: the latter half of the nineteen nineties. Now, throughout the nineties, 1084 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,440 Speaker 1: the Justice Department is kind of on an annual basis, 1085 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,080 Speaker 1: sending out their equivalent of like warning shots, saying like, 1086 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,479 Speaker 1: we're investigating potential anti trust at Microsoft. But nothing really 1087 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,440 Speaker 1: solid materializes until Bill Gates decides to take aim at 1088 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:42,919 Speaker 1: a plucky little web browser called Netscape Navigator. Yes, now, 1089 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,080 Speaker 1: if you're not as old as us, especially if you 1090 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,000 Speaker 1: came of age after the dominance of social media, browser 1091 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,919 Speaker 1: preference probably doesn't mean a lot to you. Like people 1092 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,440 Speaker 1: can argue about Firefox or Chrome or Safari or I 1093 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,680 Speaker 1: don't know, fucking opera. But unless you're using Microsoft Edge 1094 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,400 Speaker 1: like some sort of goddamn heathen, all browsers are more 1095 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,320 Speaker 1: or less from a usability standpoint, right, people, I'm I'm 1096 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,480 Speaker 1: sure people now Firefox I like fuck you, I don't 1097 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:10,160 Speaker 1: care how basically like fuck it? Like yeah. But back 1098 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,640 Speaker 1: in the day Netscape. Netscape was the only PC browser 1099 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:17,160 Speaker 1: that wasn't an unholy nightmare to use, like everything was trash. 1100 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,320 Speaker 1: And then there was Netscape Navigator, this oasis of competent 1101 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,880 Speaker 1: design in a sea of mostly Microsoft Explorer flavored ship 1102 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:28,280 Speaker 1: like fucking Netscape ruled. Consumers loved it, and that drove 1103 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,920 Speaker 1: Gates crazy. In he had some of his people meet 1104 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,200 Speaker 1: the developers of the browser and offered to invest in 1105 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,000 Speaker 1: the company. Microsoft reps were extremely complimentary at this meeting. 1106 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,800 Speaker 1: The friendly attitude did not last, though, from a write 1107 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,840 Speaker 1: up in a blog dedicated to the book nine the 1108 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:49,560 Speaker 1: Year the Future Began quote, the pretense of cordiality dissipated 1109 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,640 Speaker 1: on June at a four hour meeting at Netscape headquarters 1110 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,920 Speaker 1: in Mountain View, California, at which representatives of Microsoft delivered 1111 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,000 Speaker 1: what Netscape considered a heavy handed threat divide the market 1112 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,480 Speaker 1: for web browsers or face the prospect of annihilation. According 1113 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,840 Speaker 1: to detailed notes of the meeting made by Mark Anderson, 1114 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,360 Speaker 1: Netscape's co founder, Microsoft's representatives proposed restricting the Netscape Navigator 1115 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,040 Speaker 1: browser to older versions of Microsoft Windows operating systems. That 1116 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,120 Speaker 1: would mean excluding Navigator from Windows ninety five, the upgraded 1117 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,480 Speaker 1: operating system that Microsoft was planning to release. Now at 1118 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,880 Speaker 1: the time, no one was sure if Microsoft was legally 1119 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,600 Speaker 1: allowed to do this. There are laws against being a monopoly. 1120 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,120 Speaker 1: And when you're saying not only do we make operating systems, 1121 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,680 Speaker 1: but we unilaterally will decide which browsers work for them, 1122 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,520 Speaker 1: you're edging across that line. But again, it was new 1123 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,960 Speaker 1: enough that, like there was debate as to whether or 1124 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,520 Speaker 1: not this was this was verboten now. Anderson, at the 1125 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,560 Speaker 1: time was a twenty four year old callo youth like 1126 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,800 Speaker 1: Bill had been back in Albuquerque, and he described Microsoft 1127 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,760 Speaker 1: reps as acting like Don Corleone from The Godfather. I 1128 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,000 Speaker 1: have never been in a meeting with in my thirty 1129 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,440 Speaker 1: five year business career in which a competitor had so 1130 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,640 Speaker 1: blatantly implied that we would either stop competing with it 1131 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,160 Speaker 1: or the competitor would kill us. In all my years 1132 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,760 Speaker 1: in business, I have never heard nor experienced such an 1133 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:08,240 Speaker 1: explicit proposal to divide markets. Netscape said no, and Microsoft 1134 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,520 Speaker 1: did what they promised. By nineteen nine, they had successfully 1135 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,240 Speaker 1: killed Netscape, which was duly bought and destroyed by a O. L. R. 1136 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:21,560 Speaker 1: I p pour one out to Miaomi. Now, did you 1137 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,640 Speaker 1: ever use an Netscape Andrew? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I am 1138 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,480 Speaker 1: definitely of that age. I actually, I will say I 1139 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,560 Speaker 1: saw of the like pay attention to ship. I did 1140 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:36,000 Speaker 1: not exactly realize that it was had been killed. Yeah, 1141 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,600 Speaker 1: that's why it's stopped being a thing. Yeah, I guess 1142 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,640 Speaker 1: I just assumed that's what Firefox because it was all Mozilla. 1143 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,120 Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, the same people I think later 1144 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:47,400 Speaker 1: wound up being a big part of Firefox. But yeah, 1145 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,920 Speaker 1: Netscape gets murdered. Obviously, good browsers eventually become I mean 1146 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,040 Speaker 1: you can we people will argue about that to this 1147 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,160 Speaker 1: day and like fuck you, I don't care. Um, Netscape 1148 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,840 Speaker 1: and and Chrome or or a Firefox and Chrome at 1149 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:05,240 Speaker 1: the same go to help. Yes, absolutely, Um, Now Microsoft 1150 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:09,160 Speaker 1: edges trash but whatever. I don't even know what that is, 1151 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,320 Speaker 1: but it's what they were placed Explorer with. Yeah, that's 1152 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,200 Speaker 1: a hilarious part. It's like this was like a like, 1153 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,480 Speaker 1: you know, a war for the keys of who would 1154 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,800 Speaker 1: control the Internet. And now it's like, what's the difference. 1155 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,440 Speaker 1: There's a new one, and it's like you guys were 1156 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,720 Speaker 1: never never got good at making browsers. Like it clearly 1157 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,680 Speaker 1: wasn't the thing you were interested in. It was just 1158 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,520 Speaker 1: because it wasn't even It wasn't even because it was 1159 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,720 Speaker 1: gonna hurt your ability to make money because they're using 1160 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,200 Speaker 1: the thing on your computers that they're paying for. It 1161 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,440 Speaker 1: was that someone else was making money. Like it didn't 1162 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,600 Speaker 1: even hurt you. You just hate the idea that other 1163 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:50,000 Speaker 1: people will profit. It's amazing. Um so yeah. Uh. That 1164 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:54,240 Speaker 1: meeting with Microsoft and Netscape, where Microsoft threatened Netscape, wound 1165 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:58,400 Speaker 1: up playing a key role in a massive antitrust lawsuit 1166 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,960 Speaker 1: the federal government brought against my Resoft. Twenty state governments 1167 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,640 Speaker 1: joined the lawsuit, which alleged that the company was engaged 1168 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,080 Speaker 1: in a systemic pattern of anti competitive tactics. It's attempt 1169 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,240 Speaker 1: to wipe out all competition in the browser market was 1170 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,840 Speaker 1: just one example of this. The government case against Microsoft 1171 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,120 Speaker 1: was heavily boosted by a memorandum written in nine by 1172 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:21,200 Speaker 1: Gates himself, titled the Internet Title Wave. It described Netscape 1173 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,560 Speaker 1: as a threat that had to be beaten. The government 1174 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,640 Speaker 1: alleged using this that Microsoft set out to win at 1175 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:29,720 Speaker 1: any cost. The federal judge who heard the case, Thomas 1176 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:33,360 Speaker 1: Pinfield Jackson, decided for the government, finding that Microsoft had 1177 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,560 Speaker 1: attempted to monopolize the web browser market. He ordered the 1178 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:40,920 Speaker 1: company split into Now you're probably aware that this did 1179 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,960 Speaker 1: not happen. Um. Microsoft appealed. They obviously they have all 1180 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,640 Speaker 1: of the money in the world. They appeal, the judge's 1181 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:50,720 Speaker 1: decision gets overturned. They and the thing they eventually got 1182 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,520 Speaker 1: was just like a slap on the wrist. I'm not 1183 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,040 Speaker 1: going to labor long on why this happened. Microsoft had 1184 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,120 Speaker 1: all the money, all the lawyers, and owned a decent 1185 01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,160 Speaker 1: number of the politicians. Of course they want in the 1186 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,800 Speaker 1: long term. Our system is designed for them to win. 1187 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,800 Speaker 1: What's important and what was valuable about the antitrust suit 1188 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,560 Speaker 1: is that it shattered Bill Gates for a while. It 1189 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,720 Speaker 1: was hugely stressful, It made for months of bad pr 1190 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,760 Speaker 1: it led him to have several in office nervous breakdowns, 1191 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,280 Speaker 1: and worst of all, it involved a public deposition that 1192 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,480 Speaker 1: exposed him to the world as exactly the kind of 1193 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,600 Speaker 1: arrogant and angry little man those who had worked closely 1194 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,320 Speaker 1: with him had known since the Albuquerque days. So let's 1195 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,640 Speaker 1: end this episode by talking about that deposition. Microsoft's legal 1196 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,360 Speaker 1: strategy in the first case was to depict the prosecutors 1197 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,320 Speaker 1: as out of touch old fogies who didn't understand technology, 1198 01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,240 Speaker 1: and to claim like Microsoft is just acting in the 1199 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,560 Speaker 1: way any reasonable tech company would do. Gates's lawyers and 1200 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,000 Speaker 1: pr Flax wanted him to make hay out of his 1201 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,640 Speaker 1: reputation as a boy genius who dropped out of Harvard 1202 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,640 Speaker 1: to become the world's richest man. Here's how Ours Technica 1203 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,360 Speaker 1: described what came next. By day two, it became clear 1204 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,640 Speaker 1: that the strategy was failing spectacularly. As New Yorker writer 1205 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,280 Speaker 1: Kent Aletta once noted, Gates had never in his life 1206 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,840 Speaker 1: groveled for a job or suffered many of the indignities 1207 01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:04,840 Speaker 1: most of us experience. On a regular basis, He regularly 1208 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,880 Speaker 1: berated reporters for asking what he'd say were stupid questions. 1209 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:12,040 Speaker 1: Publicly lauded as the yse age consummate businessmen and industry visionary. 1210 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,240 Speaker 1: Gates was accustomed to being treated with obsequious deference from 1211 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,000 Speaker 1: all but a small number of peers. As such, he 1212 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:22,880 Speaker 1: had little or no experience tolerating, let alone encountering dissent, criticism, 1213 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,440 Speaker 1: or challenges to his authority. The lack of experience played 1214 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,240 Speaker 1: right into the government's hand. Instead of portraying a leader 1215 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,720 Speaker 1: in control of his domain and confident in his case 1216 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:35,080 Speaker 1: and his company's legal and ethical righteousness, the current courtroom 1217 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,120 Speaker 1: video showed a sight of Gates that had never been 1218 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:41,320 Speaker 1: on public display before. He was petulant, petty, flustered, and dower. 1219 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:45,080 Speaker 1: He was ineffectual. He was, in a word, beaten. During 1220 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,040 Speaker 1: three days of intense questioning, Gates often feigned ignorance of 1221 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,920 Speaker 1: his own company's policies and actions. He passed out everyday 1222 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,880 Speaker 1: words or phrases such as concern, support, and piss on. 1223 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,080 Speaker 1: Gates seemed to use the strategy to evade tough questions 1224 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,200 Speaker 1: about whether his company abused its entrenched windows franchise kill 1225 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,480 Speaker 1: off emerging competitors such as Navigator and Java. To the 1226 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,960 Speaker 1: surprise of him and his many attorneys and image handlers, 1227 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:09,160 Speaker 1: Gates came off as argumentative, petty, and someone badly losing 1228 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,120 Speaker 1: ground to a more formidable rival. What example of this 1229 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:15,160 Speaker 1: exchange came came in this exchange with David Boys, the 1230 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:19,040 Speaker 1: private attorney hired by the Justice Department. Boys, what non 1231 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:23,320 Speaker 1: Microsoft browsers were you concerned about in January of nineteen Gates? 1232 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean concerned? Boys. What is 1233 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,960 Speaker 1: it about the word concerned that you don't understand? Gates? 1234 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you mean by it? Boys? Is Gates? 1235 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,640 Speaker 1: Is there a document where I use that term? Boys? 1236 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,920 Speaker 1: Is the term concerned a term you're familiar with in 1237 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,320 Speaker 1: the English language? Gates? Yes? Does it have a meaning 1238 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:48,840 Speaker 1: you're familiar with? Gates? Yes? Fucking piece of shit? He really, 1239 01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:53,040 Speaker 1: that's like the Ben Shapiro school of debate. It's like, yeah, 1240 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:57,640 Speaker 1: just like, don't address the issue. Yeah, what is it? 1241 01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,880 Speaker 1: Harvard Dweebs. Yeah, again, it's like that ours technical writer 1242 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:06,080 Speaker 1: points out, like he's he's he's never had to grovel 1243 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,400 Speaker 1: for a job, He's never had to deal with in dignities. 1244 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,919 Speaker 1: At one point, Thomas Penfield Jackson, the judge hearing the case, 1245 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:16,440 Speaker 1: started laughing. Microsoft lawyers argued during a closed door session 1246 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,280 Speaker 1: that the deposition was turning into a side show and 1247 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,760 Speaker 1: government lawyers should be barred from showing any more segments 1248 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,240 Speaker 1: during the trial. The judge denied this motion, saying, if anything, 1249 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,160 Speaker 1: I think your problem is with your witness, not the 1250 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:29,200 Speaker 1: way in which this testimony is being presented. Basically like there, 1251 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,240 Speaker 1: you can't show this deposition because it makes us look 1252 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,040 Speaker 1: bad and the kids like, that's exactly why we should 1253 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:41,000 Speaker 1: show it now. Unfortunately for all mankind, Uh, the Microsoft 1254 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,400 Speaker 1: anti trust case was actually kind of even though the 1255 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:47,880 Speaker 1: government kind of lost, was basically the best case scenario 1256 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,680 Speaker 1: for such a trial in our system. Good didn't win 1257 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,360 Speaker 1: and evil didn't lose, but evil had a horrible time 1258 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,560 Speaker 1: and wound up traumatized enough that it quit its job. 1259 01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,960 Speaker 1: So that's like the best case scenario. You're never going 1260 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,720 Speaker 1: to break up the big company because they have all 1261 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,680 Speaker 1: the mon to fight you, but you can make the 1262 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:06,000 Speaker 1: CEO like not want to do his job anymore. Sort 1263 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:12,400 Speaker 1: of sort of the Vietcong Yeah lawsuit, Yes, famous famous 1264 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:20,559 Speaker 1: Viet Cong analogs the US Department of Justice. There's always 1265 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:25,840 Speaker 1: a bigger fish. That's always a bigger, bigger fish. Yeah, 1266 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,400 Speaker 1: all right, So Andrew, that's the end of part one 1267 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:35,400 Speaker 1: for the day you wanted? What a story? What a 1268 01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:39,840 Speaker 1: tale you got? You get any pluggables to plug? Oh? Yeah, 1269 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,920 Speaker 1: just uh you know, you know, as this racist. We 1270 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,840 Speaker 1: are independent. Now I don't remember if we said that 1271 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,280 Speaker 1: at the top, but uh yeah, I gotta go to 1272 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:52,200 Speaker 1: suboptimal pods dot com and you'll see how to subscribe 1273 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:56,000 Speaker 1: to you know, premium shows and stuff and whatever. See 1274 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,640 Speaker 1: that's exciting because in part two we are going to 1275 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:03,000 Speaker 1: have to ask, oh is that racist? A couple of times. 1276 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:07,800 Speaker 1: Can't wait? Uh hot m