Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning Breakfast Club, go.
Speaker 2: To hell, greased up like a first school came and
Speaker 2: she don't even no introduction.
Speaker 1: She has came in good Morning.
Speaker 3: The season four The Miss Past showing b E T
Speaker 3: plus thank.
Speaker 1: You keeping the lights on that b T. You hear me.
Speaker 2: I don't know why y'all keep lying on me. Tyler
Speaker 2: parents over. I'm just over there sweeping the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget Tyler.
Speaker 2: Well, I say past sweeping the floor. But I'm glad
Speaker 2: to be season four.
Speaker 3: I'm glad. Are you feeling I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great.
Speaker 3: I'm just doing TV and I'm doing a tour.
Speaker 2: I'm starting my second theater tour called Hide and Flashy,
Speaker 2: gonna sell tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Why Flashy because I'm grown?
Speaker 3: Why because I'm hiding flash Why you greased up like
Speaker 3: a coming walking looking like a walking walking here? You
Speaker 3: look like a deal don't look like oh my god, yes,
Speaker 3: breathe up like.
Speaker 2: I don't do deal thoughs. But keep talking. I don't
Speaker 2: need their fake but eye lashes in a wig.
Speaker 3: What makes the show so successful Because it's truthful. People
Speaker 3: can relate to it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's the first time it's the first time
Speaker 2: somebody like me ever being on TV to say what
Speaker 2: real people are thinking. You know, we've seen all the
Speaker 2: moms before who played mama, who did great jobs, but
Speaker 2: you always say that ain't my mom. But that ain't
Speaker 2: how my aunt talked to me. And I think when
Speaker 2: they put my big, crazy black behind on TV, I
Speaker 2: was able to I gave the people a voice that
Speaker 2: never had a voice on TV before.
Speaker 3: So that's all.
Speaker 2: And that when people come home and tell me all
Speaker 2: the time the things that we dig into, you know,
Speaker 2: we dig into chimeless station, abortion, convict fell and everything
Speaker 2: that real people go through in life or know somebody
Speaker 2: who went through in life.
Speaker 3: So I think that's why people love the show.
Speaker 1: But it's a comedy.
Speaker 3: It is a don't you laugh, Yeah, because I ain't
Speaker 3: gonna say he until you read your book, so don't lie.
Speaker 3: I ain't read. I read my own.
Speaker 2: Book one time because they paid me. The people dog
Speaker 2: my behind you read slow. I was getting paid hourly.
Speaker 2: I was gonna take all the time I needed to
Speaker 2: pay them does.
Speaker 3: And a's and and I don't care. I was getting
Speaker 3: paid by the hour and I'm taking.
Speaker 2: At that time, that was the most I ever got
Speaker 2: paid by the hour, So you thought.
Speaker 3: I was gonna read that thing.
Speaker 2: I didn't even rehearse the usually I rehearsed to make
Speaker 2: sure I pronounce the words right.
Speaker 3: I said, what you paying me an hour? There's gonna
Speaker 3: be a long week.
Speaker 2: So the fact that you visit all of those traumas
Speaker 2: on the show is has it ever been anything like?
Speaker 3: That's been very emotional for you to film everything. It's
Speaker 3: very emotional dealing with Jordani Cooper.
Speaker 2: The first season, we was gonna do an episode about
Speaker 2: my mama boyfriend touching us and my mama just turning away,
Speaker 2: like cause you know, predators come.
Speaker 3: In and they groomed the family.
Speaker 2: You know, they come in, they see what type of
Speaker 2: knees you got, and what we needed. We needed a
Speaker 2: father figure, we need somebody to help those grocery rent
Speaker 2: and that predator came in and he did what he
Speaker 2: wanted to do with my sister and me. And when
Speaker 2: I got when we told all moms, she just looked
Speaker 2: the other way. So, Jordan, we wrote a whole episode
Speaker 2: in the first season and this is my first time
Speaker 2: ever being on TV. I'm like, oh, I don't think
Speaker 2: I'm ready to visit that. So we visited the second season,
Speaker 2: which broke me all the way down because I was
Speaker 2: already dealing with a lot of trauma for my kids' father,
Speaker 2: who I was twelve he was twenty two, marriage shot me.
Speaker 2: So we was telling all those stories, then you want
Speaker 2: me to tell the child less station story on top
Speaker 2: of I was like, we got to back some of
Speaker 2: this up before I have to go counselor. So we
Speaker 2: took that out. We did it in the second season,
Speaker 2: which which which was great.
Speaker 4: Jordan said, there's a healing that happened this season. What
Speaker 4: do you mean by that? You said, there's a healing
Speaker 4: that is exact quotes, there's a healing that's going on
Speaker 4: in front of the lens.
Speaker 2: It was I dealt with my mom because my mom
Speaker 2: used to say really bad things to me.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm lighter skinned.
Speaker 2: My sister's darker skinned, but to me, my sister always
Speaker 2: been way more cuted than I was. My sister had long,
Speaker 2: curly hell, she was just beautiful. She don't crack now.
Speaker 3: But Jesus cracked. She was beautiful pretty bad.
Speaker 2: So my mama used to say ugly things to me
Speaker 2: because I had acting it really bad and she would
Speaker 2: always talk about how ugly my skin was. And I'm
Speaker 2: fifty two and I still can hear my mom and
Speaker 2: my mind saying bad things to me. So I think
Speaker 2: that's one of the reason why I worked so hard
Speaker 2: in life, is because the things that my mama said
Speaker 2: to me. So we did a whole episode where my
Speaker 2: mom come back as a ghost and she and she
Speaker 2: what she put on me, She want me to put
Speaker 2: on my kids because her mom put on her. So
Speaker 2: there in the episode, you see me break a generation
Speaker 2: of curse. And at the end, I broke down and
Speaker 2: I remember fighting and I said, Jordan, don't push me down.
Speaker 2: Don't push me down that And at the end, I
Speaker 2: just broke down crying and I just just remember saying,
Speaker 2: I hate this bitch.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: All of that came back up, all of that because
Speaker 2: you know, I never went to counseling, and I've been
Speaker 2: through some stuff. So to deal with what I've been through,
Speaker 2: you know, And I told somebody this the other day.
Speaker 2: I said, my sister dealt with what we went through
Speaker 2: doing drugs and alcohol. I dealed it by just shutting
Speaker 2: a door on it. Well, if you shut that door
Speaker 2: on it one day that dog gonna open my cup
Speaker 2: and all what you had behind that door is gonna
Speaker 2: eventually flow out. When I got the Miss Past show
Speaker 2: and started telling Joy my life, he just keep bringing
Speaker 2: all of this stuff out. But it is a healing
Speaker 2: because it's stuff I never talked about. Oh, I never
Speaker 2: really dealt with So I think I heal along with
Speaker 2: the audience.
Speaker 1: But there was other ways that you like you coped,
Speaker 1: Like I know you said your sister did drugs. Did
Speaker 1: you do anything else?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I hate look at me. Chick fil A was
Speaker 3: waiting on me.
Speaker 2: To say, I'm not no way, I'm gonna come to
Speaker 2: her next time, fast, next time.
Speaker 3: Fat.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that is not true.
Speaker 3: I try it gave me golf.
Speaker 5: Did you did you hear Charlamney when they was attacking
Speaker 5: him about the big back comment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she texted me. What did you text him? It
Speaker 3: was funny. People are so sensitive. I mean, you're fat.
Speaker 3: I am, I'm fat. I think I'm beautiful and all
Speaker 3: the time youful.
Speaker 2: They attacked me all the time, and I tell him,
Speaker 2: I said, hey, you're going to clock in at somebody
Speaker 2: job my humble sucking my titties.
Speaker 3: So that means I don't have to go to work today.
Speaker 2: Damn my system forever erasing what people what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Don't talk to me because I'm not Beyonce.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk back because I be reading he come in,
Speaker 2: don't be don't be playing with me, so leave me alone.
Speaker 3: They call me fast and that's all you could say.
Speaker 3: But you're going to clock in. I'm doing what I love.
Speaker 3: So who miserable you are? Me? And I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: your boss you're steal in that chicken up.
Speaker 1: Your mouth water.
Speaker 5: I cannot stand Why did you feel it comfortable where
Speaker 5: you could talk about all these stories? Because some of
Speaker 5: these stories you be like, damn, you don't know if
Speaker 5: you want to laugh with you or you just want
Speaker 5: to cry.
Speaker 3: Be sad episode.
Speaker 2: You know, I do it like my comedy. I'm just
Speaker 2: an open book. I'm not ashamed of nothing. I've talked,
Speaker 2: I've been through.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I was on stage last week.
Speaker 2: I mean the other night, I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I had crabs gonna red flee eybody like what? And
Speaker 2: so I was talking about the whole thing about young
Speaker 2: girls shaving the vagina. Well, I'm fifty two, nobody your
Speaker 2: mama and your mama and me. We didn't shave off
Speaker 2: of John unless we had crabs gonna wrist.
Speaker 4: I was born in nineteen seventy. The first points I
Speaker 4: saw I had bush. Yes, they had bush, and.
Speaker 2: They only shaved them if they had crabs. But now
Speaker 2: that everybody just walking around with a bird vagina, So
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Just a ball head COACHINGE look
Speaker 2: like a bird. Mine looked like a beat if I
Speaker 2: ever seen it. Because I got a flap in the front, y'all.
Speaker 2: I put a mirror down now and it don't fog up.
Speaker 2: It looked like a little bird. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: Are you having fun?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: Life is great? My husband is retired. I just moved
Speaker 2: into my house.
Speaker 1: Finish.
Speaker 3: I finished it.
Speaker 2: Okay, it took two and a half years because I
Speaker 2: was too cheap to high contract contractor contract.
Speaker 3: It's like fifteen thousand square feet. Okay, some stuff, put
Speaker 3: some stuff back in there.
Speaker 2: I'm a d I WY and I keep telling these
Speaker 2: people you need to give me a d I Y
Speaker 2: show because that's what I like to do.
Speaker 3: That's what I used to do before.
Speaker 2: When I when I immediately stopped stealing, I started doing
Speaker 2: d I y and I love it.
Speaker 3: So I built this house. My husband thought I was crazy.
Speaker 3: I know you went over budget because you was there.
Speaker 3: What no budget? What no budget?
Speaker 1: You see? You said, like, what else do you like
Speaker 1: to do? What you say?
Speaker 2: I used to do all like furniture, paint, stuff, decorate.
Speaker 3: I like it to do all of that. But my
Speaker 3: most is like building.
Speaker 2: I like to see a house like my I did
Speaker 2: my nephew house and he bought a flip. And then
Speaker 2: once you moved in the flip, you realized all the problem.
Speaker 2: I said, well, look I had all this stuff for
Speaker 2: the house I was building, so look let me do
Speaker 2: your house old.
Speaker 3: I told his house up from the rooter to the
Speaker 3: two then put it back. It's cute that I do.
Speaker 3: I really do. I still do it. I still do.
Speaker 2: I'm doing somebody else's house right now and getting ready
Speaker 2: to do somebody else's house right now.
Speaker 3: Wow, you do toy, you do TV. You're a construction worker.
Speaker 3: How do you balance that and still be able to
Speaker 3: be a wife mom? Like all of that. I've been
Speaker 3: married thirty some years.
Speaker 2: So when you've been married thirty some years, you just
Speaker 2: really deal with somebody that you know. To watch TV
Speaker 2: with so when I come home, I mean, look, I'm
Speaker 2: at the point I was just telling somebod. I'm at
Speaker 2: the point where I just told my husband we can
Speaker 2: no longer sleep in the same bedroom because I'm tired
Speaker 2: of sharing toilets with him. I'm tired of sharing a
Speaker 2: bed when he snore. Uh, he's on those zimp He
Speaker 2: ain't losing nothing but air. So I just want to
Speaker 2: be by myself.
Speaker 4: How take wastand you don't work for you?
Speaker 3: It didn't work for me because I like to eat.
Speaker 3: I don't want nobody cutting off my appop so you
Speaker 3: can't eat with it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll donna let you eat. Yeah, but I got
Speaker 2: goallstones in me there, so I stopped. Damn damn my
Speaker 2: gall battle. I don't think it made my gall bladder
Speaker 2: went bad. I think the fry food over the years
Speaker 2: ship my gall bladder down. So I had my gall
Speaker 2: bladder moving. I just kept my husband. I was like,
Speaker 2: probably about forty fifty pounds on them.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So what did your husband say when you said you
Speaker 3: no longer want to be in the same room with he?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 3: He facetiming each other.
Speaker 1: Square feet?
Speaker 3: Damn right right?
Speaker 2: What he is on one side of the US. So
Speaker 2: his band having a ride to the new house. Yep,
Speaker 2: So we'll see how that works.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: We definitely got separate toilets. I'm tired of sharing the
Speaker 2: toilet with them. Somethingbody, I'm just I can't, I cannot.
Speaker 2: I just want peace, that's.
Speaker 3: All I want.
Speaker 2: You're gonna, y'all gonna eventually get there. You're gonna eventually
Speaker 2: get there.
Speaker 3: And that works for both of y'all. You and I
Speaker 3: don't know if it worked for him, because I think
Speaker 3: you think I'm b.
Speaker 1: You just need breaks from each other every now and then.
Speaker 3: I go on the road every week. My husbands will retired.
Speaker 2: He just take care of the house, so I think
Speaker 2: he I think we get enough breaks. I've been gone
Speaker 2: since last week, so he won't see me until Monday
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 3: We talk every day I get up here.
Speaker 2: You don't have a routine that I've always had because
Speaker 2: it's the same drug dealing mentality that I got.
Speaker 3: I always wake up early in the morning. I want
Speaker 3: to sell drugs anymore.
Speaker 2: But the first person I call is my husband because
Speaker 2: I know my dad's gonna get busy. And sometime I'm
Speaker 2: on the other side of the world and I just
Speaker 2: wake him up every morning at six o'clock it's time.
Speaker 3: And we'll talk for an hour or two. And then
Speaker 3: I know, I talked to.
Speaker 1: My husband, you was waking up to do radio. But
Speaker 1: what happened?
Speaker 3: They quiet me? You fire me before I could quit.
Speaker 3: I knew that was coming from this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I told I told him, I said,
Speaker 2: I'm leaving August, and before August could get there, I
Speaker 2: was blown away. I never thought I was gonna get
Speaker 2: fired from that job. You had no idea, no with
Speaker 2: me and Schmilda have no idea, no idea at all.
Speaker 3: I just knew they was gonna renew her contract.
Speaker 2: And I was gonna go on by my business because
Speaker 2: I was never there and I could never be there.
Speaker 2: But that's what happened when you work with a hater,
Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna go and say it. I don't
Speaker 2: even care because that came about what my head. You
Speaker 2: know who the hater is, Tiga. Tigger was the biggest
Speaker 2: damn hater. I mean, jesz, I mean, you had a
Speaker 2: good show and you messed it up because of your ego.
Speaker 2: And I think it's because I w was coming there
Speaker 2: and saying I know it because I didn't care.
Speaker 3: I said, look, I don't need a jump. I work here.
Speaker 3: This my huband chick. I ain't never spent the check
Speaker 3: up here.
Speaker 2: I'm working for my husband and a chick. I ain't
Speaker 2: never seen it. I ain't never spend a v one
Speaker 2: on three checks. This this is my husband chick. And
Speaker 2: it is you know when you work with somebody who's
Speaker 2: just jealousy to me, it was jealousy. Really, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go and put it out there and if you
Speaker 2: call me, we could fight in the street.
Speaker 3: It was. It was, it was jealousy.
Speaker 2: I bought a g wagon your truck call more than
Speaker 2: both of my cars. I said, well, buy you another
Speaker 2: car so we could be equal. Damn like yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: then you get another. Thing was is that we was
Speaker 2: all equal so you couldn't talk down to nobody. And
Speaker 2: you won't gonna talk down to me, no way, because
Speaker 2: I would have whooped you. Like hey, back in the
Speaker 2: day when I went back on Section A, I used
Speaker 2: to always want to get fined so my.
Speaker 3: Rent can go back down the free crap. But I was.
Speaker 2: I was really When they walked me in now and
Speaker 2: they said we're not renewing your country because I said
Speaker 2: I was leaving in August. I was so shocked. I said,
Speaker 2: y'all gonna find me. Do you know the people get
Speaker 2: up to listen to me. Don't nobody listen to this crap.
Speaker 4: Hit podcast TV shop and you gonna fight a person
Speaker 4: who had the most going on.
Speaker 3: With your mee and Shamil. You're gonna leave the DJ.
Speaker 3: You want the DJ just to spim rockers.
Speaker 1: At least reach out to you and say thank you.
Speaker 3: For I blocked that niggle.
Speaker 2: He sure did happy. I said, don't you I'm not Smille.
Speaker 2: You don't play with me me. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: Shamil was nice. I think she still talked to him
Speaker 2: or whatever. She's nice because I still talk to her
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 3: But I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: You know, you get one time to play with me.
Speaker 2: I'm fifty two years old. I don't have time to
Speaker 2: play these games with you. You low down, you're dirty.
Speaker 2: And anybody who go over there and work for him
Speaker 2: and the show ain't doing the show. Was doing wold
Speaker 2: when I got there with that number fifteen. When I left,
Speaker 2: we were two and three. You gonna fire us, nigga.
Speaker 2: You should have got fined a long time ago, but
Speaker 2: keep your little show because I ain't never needed it anyway.
Speaker 2: My team was like, why are you going on there
Speaker 2: and work for that old dead ass? Station said, I
Speaker 2: want to hurt for V one of three.
Speaker 3: I'm from Atlanta. I want to hurt for V one
Speaker 3: o three.
Speaker 2: Don't made me wake up and take unnecessary balls.
Speaker 3: You know I didn't get up and take a back.
Speaker 3: I know it wasn't gonna work. Why when you came
Speaker 3: and did the we care, came in did the week here?
Speaker 5: That's competition and she was only supposed to come in
Speaker 5: for one day in competition.
Speaker 3: Competition.
Speaker 2: You was in my city, you because I listened to
Speaker 2: I listened to y'all every morning now, and what you
Speaker 2: got me fired?
Speaker 1: Y'all out there?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: When I got back on half broke a loo. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it was only you did the What is
Speaker 2: that report? Y'all do the rumor report? I said, what
Speaker 2: the hell is the rumor report?
Speaker 3: Report? They pulled on the tape. I said, that's the rumor.
Speaker 1: I thought I was just up there talking.
Speaker 3: I said, that just told me to set in on this.
Speaker 3: You know that they gotta understand you a star radio
Speaker 3: was promoting her show at the time. I was promoting
Speaker 3: my show.
Speaker 1: Show just came back.
Speaker 2: I was promoting my show, and I'm always in that,
Speaker 2: and you know, he would say, well the show, I said,
Speaker 2: this show says your name. It does not say my name.
Speaker 2: So I worried about keeping the mispassed show on. That's
Speaker 2: why I make my money. I don't make no money here.
Speaker 2: I mean I made money that, but it was for
Speaker 2: my husband.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 3: I did that because I like doing it.
Speaker 2: And then you're gonna tell me not to go on
Speaker 2: one of the biggest shows to promote my show, to
Speaker 2: promote my I said.
Speaker 3: I told him this.
Speaker 2: I said, it really didn't hurt you because people would
Speaker 2: have liked me and probably would have came over there
Speaker 2: listeners in the morning, you're stupid food.
Speaker 1: It's not like you.
Speaker 4: We wasn't shouting them out. It's not like we said, hey,
Speaker 4: don't shout out your radio show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was it was a jealous you with
Speaker 2: the competition, ain't I don't compete.
Speaker 3: I'm fat. I came over here to tell people watching me,
Speaker 3: its past shot.
Speaker 1: I don't compete. I eat. Oh boy, you them.
Speaker 2: Rappers wanting who your as well, I'm completed, gonna have
Speaker 2: to get just I wish you weren't pregnant so we
Speaker 2: could job.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to do your own shows.
Speaker 4: I would want to do my own want.
Speaker 2: I'm a morning I'm a morning person. I'm sleep by
Speaker 2: six thirty. Fight if I'm just at home.
Speaker 3: But I do. I did. I learned a lot over there,
Speaker 3: and I really like doing radio. But you know, it
Speaker 3: is what it is. They let me go. They acquired me.
Speaker 3: But it was day lost. It was it was Day Lost.
Speaker 2: I got a fourth season, I got season two of
Speaker 2: The Mispass Settles It. I got other things going on.
Speaker 2: Shamil became a housewife. I said, well she got that
Speaker 2: house wife. I said, ooh, I know you niggas sit now.
Speaker 2: You got rid of everybody who could have brought somebody
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: Dead ass state.
Speaker 4: Would have been on her fourth season and Sheil would
Speaker 4: have been a housewife right now in the morning.
Speaker 3: And I'm the second season of The miss Pass Settles It.
Speaker 3: I just finished taping it.
Speaker 5: What was the craziest thing you seen on that show?
Speaker 5: This miss Past?
Speaker 3: These people crazy And I don't know if y'all know,
Speaker 3: but something these cases be real, say Are you a
Speaker 3: real judge?
Speaker 2: No, I'm a convicted feling. No, I'm acting, but those
Speaker 2: are real case. A lot of people asking you to
Speaker 2: comings like, I think she a real judge. I think
Speaker 2: she is really just na, I'm a convicted felling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. That's what I said when they asked me.
Speaker 2: When when I pitched this idea to BT and they
Speaker 2: said you do it, I'm like, but I'm gonna convicted fella,
Speaker 2: and they was.
Speaker 3: Like, it's TV.
Speaker 2: I said, well why not the crazy case I seen
Speaker 2: on the second season when I these two women got
Speaker 2: in the face.
Speaker 3: Her name was Shay Shay and they was in the FEDS.
Speaker 3: And I said, what was you in jail for? She
Speaker 3: said don't?
Speaker 1: I said, dope.
Speaker 2: This one was scaring the hell out of me.
Speaker 3: But this lady came in on nine and nine. She
Speaker 3: was bout. She was ready to whoop her friend behind
Speaker 3: and everything. It was crazy fight the what dope?
Speaker 2: No she had she had did some work for and
Speaker 2: the friend didn't want to pay her. And Shae Shay
Speaker 2: stand by fourth feet tall, by eighty pounds, but she
Speaker 2: wanted them people who will fight and baby and the
Speaker 2: friend with mild matter and quiet you know, don't want
Speaker 2: no don't want no smoke.
Speaker 3: It was hilarious. I said, y'all put her in the commercial.
Speaker 1: Dope with the crack Baby's cartoon.
Speaker 3: Crack baby cartoon.
Speaker 1: I thought you had a cracked baby car.
Speaker 3: I'm still working on it. You know how some places
Speaker 3: are just slow.
Speaker 2: I got other things I'm working on, like j Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just saw the another show, so.
Speaker 3: Keep your finger crossed.
Speaker 2: Hopefully get get on up there. But I just sold
Speaker 2: another show, So we're working what.
Speaker 4: You're talking about on the hot and flashy to like
Speaker 4: what's the content about?
Speaker 3: Uh? Just being a grown ass woman, being being married? Life,
Speaker 3: the things that I go through.
Speaker 2: You know, you know one thing I learned about being
Speaker 2: in a different tax breaket and then nobody tell me
Speaker 2: that you have to give the government half the money
Speaker 2: that she made that and the government ain't never wrote
Speaker 2: no joke for me.
Speaker 3: I ain't I know them. You know what's crazy? I
Speaker 3: called it our ass.
Speaker 2: And I'm telling them all my family members to see
Speaker 2: if I can get a cut discount.
Speaker 3: You gonna start snitching on them? Hell yeah, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know how many of my cousin that
Speaker 2: file taxes for kids that ain't they kids?
Speaker 3: Of course, won't that help us?
Speaker 5: You just want a couple percent points off? Should have
Speaker 5: taken as to take forty people.
Speaker 3: I know what that body is.
Speaker 1: Did you do the PPP longs?
Speaker 3: And I didn't do no PPP long And thank god
Speaker 3: I didn't. I don't know. First of all, nothing is
Speaker 3: free in this world. I already know that because I
Speaker 3: used to steal.
Speaker 2: So if somebody giving you something free is to put
Speaker 2: you on a hook. And everybody I seen get them
Speaker 2: pp long Now they're out of the trillions a dollar.
Speaker 3: Now they going to the one hundred thousand and a
Speaker 3: million dollar people.
Speaker 2: I'm not I told, I told everybody, don't take those loans.
Speaker 3: I'm okay. I went home and paint my whole basement
Speaker 3: during the pandemic. You so really?
Speaker 2: I sure did did floors and then ended up. The
Speaker 2: show got picked up. In our second season, we moved
Speaker 2: back to Atlanta. I won't take no money. I don't
Speaker 2: take no free money. Ain't nothing free in this world.
Speaker 1: We made you get into dy so much like when
Speaker 1: did you first start?
Speaker 2: Just my husband used to do. My husband used to
Speaker 2: work at Simmons Mattress.
Speaker 3: Then he went and started building houses, and so we
Speaker 3: I bought my house that I was. I was on
Speaker 3: Section eight for like ten years, and I lied like
Speaker 3: everybody else do.
Speaker 2: And I got a husband and I ain't tell the truth,
Speaker 2: and I think my sister will reporting me. So they
Speaker 2: took my Section eight, go to hell, Go to hell,
Speaker 2: and they cut my food stamps off, so my rent
Speaker 2: went from zero. The lady said, well, I just paid
Speaker 2: the morning was six hundred. So she was getting older
Speaker 2: and she said, look, you really need to buy this
Speaker 2: house for me, and I was like, ain't buying.
Speaker 3: This regular house. I said, I think the house got
Speaker 3: some good bones.
Speaker 2: So I bought the house. We bought the house, and
Speaker 2: I still own the house over there on Hawthorne Drive
Speaker 2: in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: And I just told that house. I tore it up
Speaker 3: and I said, I want a bigger bedroom. So I
Speaker 3: hired an architect. That's when the housing market failed the
Speaker 3: first time, like in the early.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and I just the house market failed, and
Speaker 2: I hired an architect because all of them was laid off.
Speaker 2: And he charged me like two thousand dollars to draw
Speaker 2: the back of my house. And I just got my
Speaker 2: husband boss he was doing house at the time, and
Speaker 2: he did it and we did the rest.
Speaker 1: Rent the house out now in Hawthorn.
Speaker 3: I do rent the house out for too cheap.
Speaker 2: She I didn't even I lived in Indiana for fifteen
Speaker 2: years and I was the rent was eight hundred dollars
Speaker 2: and my friends said, do you know what rent costs
Speaker 2: in Atlanta?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, fifteen years, I rented my house
Speaker 3: for eight.
Speaker 2: Square feet that they're stilled out. I would a little bit,
Speaker 2: but I look at it like this, I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to make a big profit. They take really good care
Speaker 2: of my house, so I really have them and that
Speaker 2: taking really good care.
Speaker 3: Of my house than to be trying to rob them blind.
Speaker 2: So they've been there now for about fourteen years.
Speaker 3: I did. I raised it a little bit. I raised
Speaker 3: it a little bit, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, I don't need the money. I just need the
Speaker 2: mortgage paid. And what they've done over the years, they're
Speaker 2: paid the mortgage. I mean, they're really great tenants. I
Speaker 2: think I'm a great landlord. I go over there and
Speaker 2: do what I was supposed to do every year without
Speaker 2: the masking. I kind of wish they would move so
Speaker 2: I can remol it, but I ain't gonna complain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is it true that you never wanted to be
Speaker 4: famous because because your mom used to always tell you
Speaker 4: that you wasn't gonna be shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fame with something and I don't consider
Speaker 2: myself famous now.
Speaker 3: I consider myself with a lot of job because you know,
Speaker 3: it's just it's the way my mama beat me down.
Speaker 2: She always said I wasn't good enough. She always said
Speaker 2: I wasn't shit. So in my head, I never saw
Speaker 2: myself like other people. And my husband told me, he said,
Speaker 2: that's why you don't want to do a lot of things.
Speaker 2: Because I was scared to get out there. I wanted
Speaker 2: to make the money, but I didn't want to be
Speaker 2: up front. And then when I got this TV show,
Speaker 2: it really put me out there and I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I was shy, like if you want to take a
Speaker 2: picture with me, I'll do it.
Speaker 3: But then I'd be like why. I used to ask
Speaker 3: myself why, and.
Speaker 2: People would come up to me and be like, almost,
Speaker 2: pay you so great, You're telling my story and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm telling my story. So it Fame is something I
Speaker 2: had to get used to, Like I don't go to
Speaker 2: the black walmarts because they won't leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 2: So I try to go way out in the white
Speaker 2: neighborhood because white people they treat Famee different.
Speaker 3: What's something, Miss Pat? Black people shaking on your pulling.
Speaker 2: On your with look, get your hands on you.
Speaker 3: Fuck keeping. I ain't nobody you think I ain't shakeable,
Speaker 3: ain't I ain't gonna take you mantle tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take one of my boobs out and drop
Speaker 2: them on your head and break your damn Neck's wrong
Speaker 2: with man?
Speaker 4: To me?
Speaker 3: All mar that's so I'm glad when you come up here,
Speaker 3: listen you and just got my back.
Speaker 1: I love how b T? How was it at BT?
Speaker 3: I love BT? I do? I really do. I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: You know what I when I first went in my
Speaker 2: my hustle versus.
Speaker 3: What they were used to doing was different.
Speaker 2: But since it's my show, I just say, hey, y'all,
Speaker 2: if we can work together, this is what I would
Speaker 2: like to be done. And so we I've been over
Speaker 2: there four years now, so we work together. And they
Speaker 2: know what, Miss Pat, won't you know.
Speaker 3: One of the things that tripped me out of the first season,
Speaker 3: whatever they did for one show.
Speaker 2: They did for every show, and I said, let me
Speaker 2: talk to you. I can't stand alone if all of
Speaker 2: us gonna do the same promo.
Speaker 3: So I was start.
Speaker 2: I started coming up with ideals. I started talking to
Speaker 2: the promo team or me and Jordan started coming up
Speaker 2: ways to make all shows stand out.
Speaker 3: And let me just say that this is our best
Speaker 3: season ever.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we why it took for a
Speaker 2: season to really get in, for black people and other
Speaker 2: people to really get on it, but this season has.
Speaker 3: This is our most watched season ever. Wow. Correct, we
Speaker 3: kicked nothing.
Speaker 1: But the ass.
Speaker 5: Get out a lot though yourself though, like you have
Speaker 5: done what you had to do. Like most of the
Speaker 5: time where I see you or I running to you,
Speaker 5: or if I see you on the red carpet or
Speaker 5: even if you hit me in the DM, this is.
Speaker 3: Not because BT said it.
Speaker 1: You do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's the biggest thing. And you've been doing
Speaker 3: it from the beginning. And that's what I tell people
Speaker 3: who come over there.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, you know that everybody got only so
Speaker 2: much promotional money to apply and BT is not CBS,
Speaker 2: so I just use my my street knowledge and I say,
Speaker 2: you know what give me this. You don't want to
Speaker 2: give it, I'm gonna spend my own line. I spent
Speaker 2: a lot of my own money. I had a PR person.
Speaker 2: I mean, I I hire everything I needed, and people
Speaker 2: are like, oh, they bet give some much promotion.
Speaker 3: They do give me promotion.
Speaker 2: But when you see me doing certain things a lot
Speaker 2: of its time, it's just it's me out of my pocket.
Speaker 2: I don't I didn't wait to bet get me on late. Now,
Speaker 2: hire me a PR person late.
Speaker 3: And I didn't even want me.
Speaker 2: But this lady Pam who I hied, she just kept
Speaker 2: y'all gotta take her. Y'all gotta take her, y'all gotta
Speaker 2: take her. And I ended up in the right place,
Speaker 2: and I ended up getting same thing with you guy.
Speaker 2: First time I asked to come over here. The note
Speaker 2: back was she ain't famous enough?
Speaker 3: Who is she who said? Shut your ass up? You
Speaker 3: said that? And then I.
Speaker 2: Run into him at a Lite Daniel party and Lee
Speaker 2: Dani introduce something, Yeah, he been to a party. Why
Speaker 2: is everybody denying Diddy party? Did it through nice parties?
Speaker 2: That don't mean you got taken in the room. That
Speaker 2: don't mean somebody touch you.
Speaker 3: That just mean it was a didny party.
Speaker 2: I mean everybody act like if you go to a
Speaker 2: didnit party, you had to do something that did it
Speaker 2: to be at the party.
Speaker 3: I never I don't know, but you probably did go.
Speaker 3: But don't deny.
Speaker 1: I've never been to dinny party.
Speaker 3: You never got invited to. You look like you went.
Speaker 3: No way you think over that grease.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna tell hi, and I tell.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you would listen your ass and not tell
Speaker 2: you the Windy Williams.
Speaker 1: That is not funny episode.
Speaker 3: What did you have to do to keep that Windy Willis?
Speaker 3: I've heard a few things to pick the hairth some
Speaker 3: plastic Tennis said, you want to keep digging at me?
Speaker 3: What you have to do? Keep that?
Speaker 2: Because that was that's what pop Charlemagne in the world.
Speaker 2: You know, I mean one of Diddy pot But tell
Speaker 2: us what you did.
Speaker 3: You had to take one for the team. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you why this is gonna give us off medicaid me.
Speaker 3: I'm telling the truth. Man, all of a sudden, just
Speaker 3: let you go. She let you go, and every saying
Speaker 3: no more playing contended to pick you. The reason why
Speaker 3: she got demensioned. Man down, You forget she had that
Speaker 3: to what is it?
Speaker 1: Man? That is funny? And ship didn't start claiming the.
Speaker 3: What if?
Speaker 1: Did he start claiming?
Speaker 3: He battled, you know, he battled, who is joining you on?
Speaker 2: This is wild?
Speaker 3: I wanted to say that to him before, and I've
Speaker 3: seen it. But I ain't not gonna walk there, gonna
Speaker 3: keep on calling me fat? How much you eat? You know,
Speaker 3: can't nobody shake you?
Speaker 2: You don't think I see all the little deals he
Speaker 2: had like I was he had like when he first
Speaker 2: met me.
Speaker 3: I was one ten.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I blew up from stir rods
Speaker 2: and some ship. I'm bad, fat, but not been fast
Speaker 2: as I had that first baby.
Speaker 1: But nobody ever said Miss pat wasn't famous to come
Speaker 1: up here.
Speaker 2: Nobody said yes, you did, yes, y'all because I asked.
Speaker 2: I asked, and the answer was no. I saw you
Speaker 2: at that lead down your thing and lead down your interduce.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, come on the show, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: and I'm my my my thing was I said, Because
Speaker 2: y'all didn't know me.
Speaker 3: Y'all wasn't really for me, And I said, I'm a
Speaker 3: walk here.
Speaker 1: Rabbit.
Speaker 3: You read rabbit after we sent it to you, after
Speaker 3: you let me go. So I had. All I had
Speaker 3: was a book.
Speaker 2: I really didn't have no show or anything. And I said,
Speaker 2: you ain't gonna never fucking forget me because I was
Speaker 2: mad because I tried several times to get on here.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm over here now.
Speaker 1: But the publishers are lie and say that to the
Speaker 1: publisher if they do reach out.
Speaker 3: I ain't have no publishers at the time I could afford.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't who they was talking to the manager.
Speaker 3: I don't know who.
Speaker 1: Back then, nobody said that.
Speaker 3: If they did, you said it because you didn't even
Speaker 3: know me. I'm sure they did. Thank you. Miss Pat came.
Speaker 3: Miss Pat came so early.
Speaker 5: She was introducing her story for the first time to us,
Speaker 5: and we would like, in amazing.
Speaker 4: I had read Rabbit already the first time you came here,
Speaker 4: I had read Rabbit.
Speaker 3: You came with your you came with your daughter at
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, that was the first time she told
Speaker 3: the story. And then it just started going from there.
Speaker 3: For Miss Pat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because y'all said no, because I think it wasn't Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I thought you didn't like me, because you were
Speaker 2: going to catch a flight and you kept turning around you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonn miss my damn flight. It was just me
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: No, he left the first time, and the second time
Speaker 3: I came back he was there.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I read the book.
Speaker 3: He ain't read that.
Speaker 4: I didn't read the book as so much in that
Speaker 4: book I remember to this day cause I was sitting
Speaker 4: there reading, like, damn, this woman that's been through it.
Speaker 3: Have you been through a lot?
Speaker 1: You nipple shot off?
Speaker 3: Yes, I did, hand so dope.
Speaker 5: I then I think a year later, I sent you
Speaker 5: the BT Awards, the Red Coffee Awards, and and this
Speaker 5: is how crazy it was. B e T didn't even
Speaker 5: know who Miss Pat was to show so early, and
Speaker 5: I called me.
Speaker 3: I called you over.
Speaker 1: Remember how you knew the story because your show Fox
Speaker 1: had picked it up.
Speaker 3: It was Fox Show, and then it was Hulu. Hulu
Speaker 3: shot the pilot.
Speaker 2: And then BT and THET got it out of the
Speaker 2: vault because they threw it in the vault. When I said,
Speaker 2: when I called my son or nigga, that white man said,
Speaker 2: ain't gonna be do that. I said, it's just like
Speaker 2: all your kids a school shoot the white people. They
Speaker 2: threw it in the vault and then BT came and
Speaker 2: got it and we've been popping ever since.
Speaker 3: We love you, Miss Pat, and you love Miss Pat.
Speaker 3: We support you for anything that you do. We support you.
Speaker 3: We appreciate you. You know what he do. He will
Speaker 3: text Bank. He used to then text back, not true.
Speaker 3: You you famous as fucks.
Speaker 5: Papa. Check up on me, birthdays, holidays. Just make sure
Speaker 5: I'm alright.
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you having to having father day envy.
Speaker 2: I forgot to take you yesterday having for all day.
Speaker 1: No, thank you. The YouTube.
Speaker 2: Little different than the top of that from Wendy.
Speaker 3: He can never leave you alone? Ya yo, I thank you.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be that headline would be so funny. Ms.
Speaker 1: Pattycuses Wendy wimsm.
Speaker 3: What take that? Bat? Don't put that out volitarily right?
Speaker 3: He wanted it. That was his first radio job, wasn't?
Speaker 4: Yes, it was?
Speaker 1: I worked in South Carolina.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that don't count. I'm not listening ships please. The
Speaker 3: rasts in the New York was more famous than you.
Speaker 3: What you have to do big Foot was y'all. I
Speaker 3: ain't had to do not that? Oh my god, have
Speaker 3: you ever seen the picture of him? Have been naked
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 5: Of Wendy Williams sitting in the throw pictures of me
Speaker 5: sitting on her lot.
Speaker 3: No, you've never seen that picture?
Speaker 1: What pictures of me?
Speaker 3: Nuggive that's why you're in that throne. Ninety.
Speaker 1: I'm about to get out of it. I'm back hurt.
Speaker 1: What you had to do?
Speaker 3: How much? How much you make over that? Because I
Speaker 3: know you made I worked for free for a year
Speaker 3: and a half. That what you thought you show? The
Speaker 3: picture showed the picture you were sending the windy laugh.
Speaker 3: Look look, look, come on, now you're gonna tell me
Speaker 3: this ain't but partners.
Speaker 4: That woman is mispass I know of you.
Speaker 3: I don't memory, right, y'all gonna give me on e
Speaker 3: t again, Miss love you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Make sure y'all go to miss pac Comedy dot com
Speaker 2: for all the tickets. I'm in your town this weekend.
Speaker 2: South Carolina, Uh, Green.
Speaker 3: Greensboro, Green, North Carolina, Carolina.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just left Greenville, so I'm going to North Carolina,
Speaker 2: Green Greensboro.
Speaker 3: Make sure y'all get your tickets this weekend. On the
Speaker 3: one show left.
Speaker 4: We gotta go see miss pat Man. When you're gonna
Speaker 4: be close to this area.
Speaker 3: I'm going on tour Martin. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 3: coming to New York, but I'm I'm doing I'm doing
Speaker 3: like ten dates I think they're doing. I think they're
Speaker 3: doing the Barley I thought I saw.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm on that show. Ain't you
Speaker 2: on a tour with Martin to Yeah? So I don't
Speaker 2: know where I'm going. Okay, Miss miss pac Coda comedian,
Speaker 2: Miss pat dot Com, make sure y'all keep streaming season
Speaker 2: four The Miss Past Show so I can.
Speaker 3: Get season five. Absolutely, that's for my pool. Breakfast Club
Speaker 3: is miss Patley, Gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I saw her in the morning at Breakfast Club.