WEBVTT - MasterClass 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:10.920 Rom Barging podcast, It's Fun podcast, hits Him and now 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:19.600 podcast It's Hot Carolina. I'm just so you know, I 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.440 am on the phone right now. This is what I'm 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.319 doing over here. Yeah, just if you want to just 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:27.000 use one of the intros to the show that we've 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:30.760 already recorded, maybe one from the first season. I don't 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.800 think anyone will notice. We have a contractual obligation to 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:37.080 produced an entirely new episode every week. We can't. We 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.760 we've already started taping. You need to get off the phone. 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.600 We just need to. This happens to be a very 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.080 important call. I don't know what to tell you. They're 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:47.839 already recording there. Hey, look, just just make sure that 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.239 they edit this out. Okay, I'm dealing with it with 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:54.560 a very sensitive situation. By the way, did I tell 0:00:54.600 --> 0:01:01.080 you that I lost Carlos what my pet aunt? I 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:07.399 let him out of his Mason jar and yeah, I 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.920 let him crawl on my face and he was tickling me, 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.680 and and now, for the life of me, I can't 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.800 find him. And we've talked about this before. It's one 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:24.600 of the excruciating elements of having a pet ant um. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:30.839 It's it's you know, I adore Carlos and obviously Baxter 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:35.479 his family to me, but a pet ant is one 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:39.840 of the best pets I've ever had. Remember when you 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:46.760 thought Carlos was Lucy and Lucy was Carlos, and then 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:50.160 you realize, yep, I had been calling, oh my god, 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:55.480 Lucy Carlos and Carlos Lucy. That was so funny. That's 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.320 when I took them into the vet and I said, 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.559 you know, I opened up the the matchbox and I said, 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:05.600 Dr Schwartz, Carlos seems to have an ear infection. And 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.960 he was like, Carlos, I think you mean Lucy. I 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:14.600 think you mean Lucy because this is obviously a female aunt. Yeah, 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:18.040 and I'm like, oh my goodness, egg on your face. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:25.519 And the ramifications of that are because that means we 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:32.680 had been celebrating Lucy's birthday on Carlos's birthday. And ah, 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:36.920 it's just the ripple effect, the financial ramifications because you 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:41.360 had put stuff in their account and joint accounts. We 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:46.120 had to separate those. But of course the most tragic 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.359 part of that day is when he said, by the way, 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:52.200 this is Lucy, and I go, okay, we had a laugh, 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:55.400 and he goes, However, we're gonna have to put Lucy down. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.480 And that was because I didn't here from you for 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:03.359 a week. She had lime disease in her right antenna. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.640 And then you know, you know, of course, how they 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.840 put an aunt down. Actually don't Did you just crush 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:15.919 it with your thumb? And I he just he kept 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.440 looking at me. He goes, are you ready? Are you 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.440 ready for this? And I go, well, you go. Some 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:24.760 people like to leave the room. And I'm like, before 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:26.440 I could say, he just crushed it with this thumb, 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:31.079 I just was off so angry at Dr Schwartz. There 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:32.920 has to be a more humane way. There has to 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:37.200 be and uh, I just said, Dr Schwartz. You He goes, 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.600 if I don't do it right away, people will beg 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.560 and beg, and you know, they'll drag it on forever, 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.840 and then you have an aunt who's living in pain. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.920 I'm not happy. And we have to watch this lime 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:54.040 disease that's occurring in ants, the ant population. So anyway, now, 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.320 so now it's just Carlos. But now I can't find 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.480 they can't find him. So what do you do with 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:03.000 your time? You can't find Carlos. Baxter is busy. I've 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:08.120 put out treats all throughout the house. M little buckets 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:16.440 of horse radish with butter scotch that usually attracts him. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.880 You'll you'll know him when you see him and give 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:25.520 him such a hug. Um. Anyway, I'm just I'm on hold. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.000 So just why don't you just use one of the 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:32.000 intros from from season one? Well, I don't know what 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:36.720 to tell you. Contractually obligated to produce an entirely new 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.320 episode every week, and we've already started taping, so you 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.320 need to get off the phone. Yeah, but this happens 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.880 to be a very important call. We've been talking about 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:47.719 ants for the past five minutes, so I don't know 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:51.400 how important it could be. All right, Look, I'm doing 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:56.839 what's called hard bawling. Okay, it's a negotiating tactic. You're right, 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:02.080 I've just put them on hold for no reason. I mean, 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.599 I did want to tell you about Carlos. I know, 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.479 I'm sorry, but you know right now, I'm just letting 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.800 them sweat a little bit. So so watch and watch 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.960 and learn. And I'm sorry, I said, just Anne's like, 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.280 I know that they're your pets, and I know that 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:18.680 you care about I knew you knew not a big do. Okay, 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:22.720 watch this, watch this and learn. I'm gonna hardball. This 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:27.360 is called hard ball. I'm gonna take them off hold. Hello. Sorry, 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.880 sorry to put you on hold for so so long. There, sir, 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:37.520 that was Stephen Dorff calling. Yeah, so you can see 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:42.880 I have a lot of other offers to consider. What's that? Oh, 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.480 we're going to Dan Tana's. In fact, that's another thing 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.760 we could cover in the class. Yes, I've got a 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:55.080 lot of great ideas. No, I don't know when I 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:59.560 can be reached. Uh, just to wrap this up, you 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:05.480 you have counter bye. Bye. Okay, what was that call about? 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.440 I mean, please tell me if it wasn't about the show. No, 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.039 it was about something else. It has nothing to do 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:17.960 with welcoming everybody to another episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Hello, 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.120 this is Ron Burgundy. We've got a great episode for you, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.600 and and and Carolina. Did you notice how I just 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.920 nailed that intro and made it a segue at the 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:30.640 same time. It's it's called broadcast professionalism. Yeah. I have 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:32.919 to admit that was actually pretty seamless. Yep, and I 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.680 left enough space for the engineers to edit around it 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.480 for the listener. It will just sound like a high 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.560 energy regular opening to the show. Make sure to edit 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:47.160 out everything that was being recorded before. I'm sorry, I 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:50.000 just can't get my mind off of that phone call 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.599 and we can cut this out. Come on. Make up 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.119 your mind. Are we doing the intro to the show 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.599 or not? Why? Why are you creating all this post 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:01.039 production work? You were just you just seemed kind of 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.880 aggressive on that call, and I'm curious what you're working on. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.440 I'm in the middle of putting together a deal to 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:12.280 one of those masterclass things. Okay, so there have you 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:16.120 seen those? That's the thing online where experts in their 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:19.600 field talk to you about their knowledge. Yes, exactly, and 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.800 then you forget you signed up for it, and your 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:25.680 credit card gets charged again and you're like, wow, what 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:28.440 did I do? Yeah, but they're really worth it. I 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:30.960 think they've gotten some incredible people to do those from 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.920 all walks of light. I know, I know Wolfgang Puck 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:40.400 teaching culinary art, Annie Leibowitz on photography, Howard Schultz from 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.240 Starbucks on business, and I think I think Marty did 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.440 one on filmmaking. Okay, can you please not do that. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.760 I'm sorry to do what the thing where people call 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:53.560 Martin Scorsese Marty like they know him personally. I didn't 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.760 even know that was a thing with Marty. Stop calling 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:59.320 him Marty. I have the right to call him Marty. Okay, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.160 that's what his friends call him. They call him Marty. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:08.320 You're friends with Martin Scorsese, Okay, honestly not not best friends. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.480 But when he calls me, I pick up the phone 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.800 and I answer Hello, and he says, Hey, it's Marty, 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.720 and then he usually starts talking really fast about some 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:22.640 old foreign film and I'm like, okay, Marty slowed down. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.920 Good God. But I love that guy. He's a he's 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:29.119 actually probably listening. Shout out to Marty. If you're listening, 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.840 please tell Helen and the kids. I say, hello, Ron, 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.559 how do you know Martin Scorsese? Oh? Wow, you are 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.839 You are really taking me back now, Carolina, I guess. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.839 I guess it had to be around the summer of 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.320 one because I was in New York at the time. Yeah, 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.120 that would be right. That's when Joe Strummer introduced me 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.760 to Marty. Wait, hold on, you knew Joe Strummer. Do 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.120 you know him? Yeah? He had a little band at 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:00.040 the time, The Oh the Smash or something. Clash, and 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.400 they were called the Clash. Yes, I know who Joe 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.880 Strummer is. I'm just surprised you do. Well. I knew 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.920 him well, nice guy, but he did screw me on 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.840 a news story one time. I I remember I was 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:15.079 doing a piece on how a venue called Bonds Casino 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.600 had oversold a bunch of concert tickets for Joe's goofy 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.880 punk band. They were a really good band, run they 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.000 were called the Clash. Anyway, I went down to the 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:27.040 venue looking for ryots and violence and a bunch of young, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:32.120 dangerous punk rockers, kids with spiked hair throwing bricks around 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.200 and telling their parents to put it with a sun 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.319 don't shine. It was. It was going to be a 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.840 sizzler for the news that night. Me guess that's not 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:42.000 what happened. No, not at all. Good guests. Yeah, it 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:46.000 was all very peaceful and boring because Joe Strummer and 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.480 his band, which for some reason these weird kids wanted 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.920 to see, agreed to play extra shows for every kid 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.360 who bought a ticket, which was a stand up thing 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.960 to do. But if it were me, I would have said, 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.760 tough luck, punkers. You know, this is sort of a 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:03.920 legendary story in rock history. Well, it was a terrible 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.800 news story that night. I'm sorry. How did we get 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.840 on this topic? All right? You were questioning whether or 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:15.160 not I Ron Burgundy was close enough friends with Martin 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:18.160 Scorsese to call him Marty. I just find it a 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.760 little surprising that you were part of such a specific 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.360 moment in pop culture history. If you haven't figured it 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:29.040 out by now, Ron Burgundy is full of surprises. Okay, 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:36.520 And if you don't believe me, you can ask who Martin? Marty. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.319 We can just record the intro to the show, please, 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.320 if we can just get that going, that master class 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:45.319 people will be calling back soon with their final offer. Actually, 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.160 we're running short on time and we want to get 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.800 the ads recorded. You ran out last time, so they're 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:53.160 suggesting we just do those first. Alright, alright, alright, fair enough, 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:57.319 Let's do an ad break and then I'll get a 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.839 little drunk, have some eggs, and we can get back 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:10.679 in the booth. Back here on the Run Burgundy Podcast. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.920 Very excited to talk with our guest today, Lynda Evans. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.360 We are going to talk about her work on the 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:21.240 television show Dynasty, and she has a few choice words 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:26.120 for her ex husband Yanni Um, wait, that's next week's episode. Run. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:29.280 Oh well, what are we going to do for today's show? 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.880 Let me give the audience a free master class lesson. 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:35.640 Don't worry. We actually have a great guest one I 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:40.720 think you'll love. It's tarn Edgerton from Rocket Man. Wow. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.559 Are you are you serious? Carolina? That's a big guest. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.239 He's in the car now on his way of the studio. Oh, 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:51.680 that's fantastic. We're gonna talk to rocket Man. Wow. There's 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:55.240 so many questions for Taragon. Da mommy, Taron Edgerton? Wait, 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:58.040 aren't you guys friends? Didn't you help promote rocket Man? 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:03.280 Very good friends? Yes, I've we've mentioned Rocketman multiple times 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:07.120 here on the podcast. You know, just it. It's the 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:11.440 movie of the decade, Yeah, the millennium and uh and yes, 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:16.439 I was paid a side fee to occasionally mentioned rocket Man, 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.439 but we talked about no under the table payments this year. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:23.280 Tarragon and I are become quite close. Wait, if you're 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:26.360 so close, why can't you pronounce his name? I'm just 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.880 I don't want to bug him, and I'm just I'm 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:35.200 embarrassed to um ask what the real pronunciation of his 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:38.160 name is. It's you can, I can tell you it's 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.680 Taron Edgerton. Okay, well, that's one of the things we 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.280 can dive into. I'll just say when we ass down, 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:48.800 I'll say, for our listeners, can you tell us how 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:52.480 you pronounce your name? I think he'll probably just say 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:57.000 it's Taron Edgerton, just so you know what to expect. Okay, 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:02.280 we'll see state. And you know I've seen Rocket Man 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:08.600 seventeen times. I legitimately enjoyed it. I didn't full musical, yes, 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.880 full on musical. Okay, before he gets here, I'll do 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:17.640 a quick distilled version of my master class for our listeners. Um, 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:22.560 this one's This one's on the house, folks, if you're listening. Actually, Carolina, 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.920 is there anyway we can we can send all of 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:29.560 our podcast listeners a bill for one thousand Uh you 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.720 know what? No, no, no, never mind, Okay that that 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.760 that would take. I don't know how we get people's addresses. Yeah, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.840 so this one's on the house. I have to say, 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.600 I'm skeptical at the idea of you doing one of 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.960 these master class things. Why would you be skeptical? You know, 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.840 sometimes I think you and I are getting too close, Carolina. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.920 Sometimes I think you forget your dog into round Burgundy. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:53.360 I know I'm always painfully aware of who I'm talking to. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.280 I can just picture your master class. I mean, you 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.920 really have had quite an interesting life. Your expertise as 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.760 newsman is invaluable. But that's that's kind of you to say. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:08.120 But but no, I am not doing a masterclass about 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:12.280 any of that, nothing about me or my broadcasting career. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.520 I'm sorry, I don't understand. That would be ridiculous that 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:18.400 those are trade secret scrolina. The amount of money they 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.120 would have to pay me to give up all that stuff, 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.200 I don't think I can count that high. Wait, if 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:27.160 you're not going to teach a master class about broadcasting, 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.920 what's the class about? What is this for giving a 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:35.720 home massage? A Ron Burgundy master class on giving a 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:39.880 home massage? Run? How are you going to fill out 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:43.680 whatever it is lessons on giving a home massage? Well, 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.840 first off, twenty lessons is very limiting. I think we're 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.360 going to need at least fifty lessons for me to 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:53.200 properly do a master class on the art of the 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:57.520 home massage. It can't be that complicated. Well, you've never 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.640 had the pleasure of receiving a home massage from ron Burg. Alright, Nick, 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:07.440 if you can give me my masterclass music, please? Thank you. Nick. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.840 Folks at home, have you ever wanted to start a 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.800 massage business and be a traveling salesman. I don't blame you. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.880 It makes sense you want to touch your neighbors and 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.240 get paid for it. But I think you need to 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:24.040 know a few things first, Carolina, how is it so far? 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.080 It's it's good, right, I don't know. I'm I'm I'm 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:30.360 still listening. I'll take that as a compliment. All right. Now, 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.080 some of you might say, hey, Ron, starting a home 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.920 massage service during the pandemic is a bad idea, And 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:41.600 to that I say, maybe, yes, you you might have 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:44.640 to go knock down some doors. And when I say 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:48.600 knocked down some doors, I mean literally knock those down. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.920 You you break into some homes and you just walk 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:54.440 in with your arms up and you say, hey, I 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:57.920 mean no harm, but I need to come in and 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.240 give you a massage. And nine times out of ten 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:05.240 it doesn't work, and it can get kind of sticky, actually, 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:10.000 But one out of ten you meet a real crazy 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.480 person who let a trespasser give them a home massage 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:18.400 and then do you know what, you have a client, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:23.200 that's called a client. Now, to be a good massus, 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.960 you need to know the names of all the human 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:33.360 body joints, muscle groups, ligaments, and body tissues. So so 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:38.720 you have your head, your face, your neck, um, then 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:43.960 moving down your your chest, bone, your your chest, chest, 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:50.160 upper back, grower back, uh, tummy Are you getting this? Yeah? 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.080 I know all these body parts. And always remember a 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:56.840 little guy that I use milk milk lemonade. Um, that's 0:16:56.840 --> 0:17:01.600 helpful with massages, just to remind me what areas milk 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.560 milk elimonade. But then the dingles and the underwear zones 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:09.040 are off limits. All right, let's make that clear. We 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:12.199 run a classy joint. I have a motto for my 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:15.640 home massage business and it's you'll feel like you've got 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:21.480 a happy ending. Right it sounds suspicious. Now, one thing 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:27.240 is very important tipping. A lot of customers don't do it. Yeah, 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:29.800 I hate that. I hate bad tippers. It's so rude. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:33.440 It's it's rude is the right word. It is extremely 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:37.000 rude because you're just a mom and pop you know business. Yeah, 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.960 you're counting on your tips. So what I do um 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.879 to head that off and you know it also eliminates embarrassment. 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:48.560 I include at added gratuity with every bill. You just 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:53.560 make people pay you tip. Yes, uh, it makes it 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:58.040 easier and I don't know why people don't do that more. Wait, 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:00.480 when is a tear and edge in getting here? Didn't 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.560 you say he was coming? Yeah, he's actually here, he's 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.399 in the waiting room. We should tell him to come in. Okay, great, 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:16.000 we have a little more time for my masterclass. Now. 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.080 Another thing I get a lot is people ringing on 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.920 my doorbell in the middle of the night saying, Ron, 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:25.320 what do you wear when you're giving a massage? And 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:28.119 I always tell them, good Heaven, just wear something that 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:30.840 you're comfortable in, you know. So for you Carolina, that 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:36.080 would probably be what cargo shorts, a piano key, necktie, 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:39.800 and I don't know, maybe a little fuzzy tangle hat. Okay, 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:43.600 what do you wear? Kashmir turtleneck? Alright, some nice wool pants, 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:47.840 comfortable shoes, that's important, and a ski mask so I 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.359 don't sweat on them. So what do you do if 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:54.159 someone hates your massage? Have you ever gotten about review? What? 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:57.720 Who told you to ask? That? Was it that? Lisa P? 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:01.480 For me. Help Lisa, if you're listing. I read what 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:05.120 you wrote in your Yelp review, and I just want 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:09.879 to set the record straight. I lit a match after 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:14.520 I took a near bathroom. It shouldn't have smelled that bad. Okay, 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:18.800 And if you can't in toilets anymore, well that's news 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:22.119 to me. Wait, that's a That's another thing I'd like 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:25.120 to share with my masterclass. You can in any toilet 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:29.840 you see, it's a client's toilet. Who cares take your time? 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.159 I bring a book in case I have to take it. 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:38.160 You can't make your client feel comfortable if you're uncomfortable. 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:42.160 Someone left you a yelped comments saying that you took 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:45.280 a in their bathroom. Yes, but she loved the massage, 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:48.679 loved it. It was still a five star review. I 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:50.639 don't think I would love one of your massages. I 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:52.960 have to be honest. Oh, you would be comfortable, but 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:56.600 you're you're never getting one though, never. I don't we 0:19:56.800 --> 0:19:58.520 I don't want you to give me a home massage, 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:00.720 but why wouldn't you give me a homeless first? You 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:02.960 have a proper home massage. You need to have a 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:05.720 home and everyone here knows that you've been living out 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:08.679 of your car for the last month. What I have, no, 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:11.639 I live in my apartment. Wait, you're you're telling me 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:14.400 you're not homeless. I'm not. If I was, that would 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:16.520 be awful, and I feel for people in that situation, 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:19.600 I see right, So, so as an empathetic gesture, you 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:24.280 dress like a homeless person. You know what, Carolina, that's terrible. 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:28.199 What you're doing is called virtue signaling. Instead of spending 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:31.200 all that time and money to look like a homeless person, 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:34.000 why don't you actually give the money to the homeless first. 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:37.200 I'm wearing regular, normal, clean clothes. Also, when did you 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:41.239 learn about the concept of virtue signaling? If you must know? 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:47.359 Sia taught me about virtue signaling, and and I know 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:51.320 it when I see it. Um, she's my ex girlfriend. 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:54.240 I remember we were in love. Yes, we If you 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:56.320 thought I was homeless, why wouldn't you have wanted to 0:20:56.359 --> 0:20:58.879 help me? You know, you got to pick yourself up 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:03.760 by your bootstraps, you know. Okay, had you told me 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:08.280 it was kind of an educated guess. But had you 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:12.160 as you said, Hey, Ron, by the way, I don't 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:14.600 know if you notice I'm homeless, I'd be like oh, Carolina, 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:18.160 let me give you a bag of carrots and some 0:21:18.400 --> 0:21:20.720 coupon I have for a goodwill. I would have helped 0:21:20.720 --> 0:21:27.439 you immediately in a positive impactful way. Hold on just 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:30.720 one second, can we let's just record the intro because 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:36.760 I am excited to talk with Tarragon Adam, Mom, I'm 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:38.560 just gonna call him rocket Man, and that way I 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:43.600 don't have to worry about it. Are we are? We rolling? Guess? 0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:46.760 Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of the Ron 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:52.360 Burgundy Podcast. As always, I'm joined by Carolina, who glory 0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:55.879 be to God, is not homeless, does not sleep in 0:21:55.920 --> 0:21:59.640 her car. Today on the show, we talked to rocket 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:05.119 Man in Okay, okay, we got the intro. Uh, master 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:08.520 Class lawyers are calling back. Let me let me just 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:15.560 close this deal. This is wrong. Whoa hello, Marty? What 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:19.399 the hell? Man? How's it going? Hey? I'm I'm actually 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:21.840 taping my podcast right now. Do you mind if we 0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:25.879 put you on the air? Okay, I understand, I won't. 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:30.960 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know why I asked. 0:22:30.960 --> 0:22:34.240 I thought it might be fun. Yes, I've been talking 0:22:34.240 --> 0:22:37.840 to the master Class people, I see, so that's their 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:42.399 final offer them. Gosh, Marty, I gotta ask you, as 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:47.040 a friend, do you think I should take it? Okay, Well, 0:22:47.119 --> 0:22:50.000 it's not gonna be about any of that. It's just 0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:54.280 it's gonna be about giving a home massage. I think 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:57.679 fifty lessons, Hey, one other thing while I have you. 0:22:57.960 --> 0:23:02.480 It's cool that I call you Marty, right, Okay, thanks 0:23:02.480 --> 0:23:10.200 for calling hey. Say hi to Helen you too, oh, 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:14.320 Martin Scorsese. Yes, And for the record, he said, of 0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:18.920 course I can call him Marty. Um. But the Masterclass 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.880 people called him and said I was being difficult and 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:24.679 closing the deal. Okay, so are you going to do it? 0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:28.960 I don't know. I have to sleep on it. I 0:23:29.040 --> 0:23:32.000 think what I'll do is I'll head home, I'll call 0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:35.800 up and get a home massage and really think it through. 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:38.119 It'd be a shame not to share my knowledge of 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:42.360 home massage through Masterclass. Um. I do want to get 0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:45.679 paid what I'm worth, though, I mean, how far apart 0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:51.960 are you and the Masterclass people on negotiations. Well, they 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:55.680 are offering me nothing and saying if I want to 0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:58.879 record one, it will be on my dime, and and 0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:05.520 I can't use their brand. So it's been tough, is Rocketman? Here. 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:09.679 We should really call him Taren. Okay, but about that, 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:11.920 we're running out of studio time. They need to set 0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:14.480 up to record the next show, and Taren is waiting 0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:18.560 for an uber outside. I'm sorry, So I'm not going 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:20.720 to talk to tarign at a mommy today about the 0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:24.720 process of filming Rocketman. Sorry, not today. What are we 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:27.000 going to release as an episode? I talked to my 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.360 heart and they assured me they'll be able to put 0:24:29.400 --> 0:24:32.440 something together. Oh so it'll be a rerun, Yeah, a 0:24:32.560 --> 0:24:34.680 rerun probably. We just need you to record an outra 0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:49.320 and we're done. Oh okay, okay, I'm just clearing my voice. 0:24:54.640 --> 0:25:07.520 Yeah yeah, uh yeah. Well that's it. We'll see you 0:25:07.560 --> 0:25:10.399 next time on the Run Burgundy Podcast with our guest 0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:15.960 rocket Man from the movie rocket Man. As always, thanks 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:22.600 for listening to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Okay, I better 0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:27.960 call the masterclass people. Back to what just I just 0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:32.919 feel like I left it open ended and maybe I 0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:36.520 can maybe I can think of another I don't know, 0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:40.600