Speaker 1: Rom Barging podcast, It's Fun podcast, hits Him and now
Speaker 1: podcast It's Hot Carolina. I'm just so you know, I
Speaker 1: am on the phone right now. This is what I'm
Speaker 1: doing over here. Yeah, just if you want to just
Speaker 1: use one of the intros to the show that we've
Speaker 1: already recorded, maybe one from the first season. I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone will notice. We have a contractual obligation to
Speaker 1: produced an entirely new episode every week. We can't. We
Speaker 1: we've already started taping. You need to get off the phone.
Speaker 1: We just need to. This happens to be a very
Speaker 1: important call. I don't know what to tell you. They're
Speaker 1: already recording there. Hey, look, just just make sure that
Speaker 1: they edit this out. Okay, I'm dealing with it with
Speaker 1: a very sensitive situation. By the way, did I tell
Speaker 1: you that I lost Carlos what my pet aunt? I
Speaker 1: let him out of his Mason jar and yeah, I
Speaker 1: let him crawl on my face and he was tickling me,
Speaker 1: and and now, for the life of me, I can't
Speaker 1: find him. And we've talked about this before. It's one
Speaker 1: of the excruciating elements of having a pet ant um.
Speaker 1: It's it's you know, I adore Carlos and obviously Baxter
Speaker 1: his family to me, but a pet ant is one
Speaker 1: of the best pets I've ever had. Remember when you
Speaker 1: thought Carlos was Lucy and Lucy was Carlos, and then
Speaker 1: you realize, yep, I had been calling, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Lucy Carlos and Carlos Lucy. That was so funny. That's
Speaker 1: when I took them into the vet and I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I opened up the the matchbox and I said,
Speaker 1: Dr Schwartz, Carlos seems to have an ear infection. And
Speaker 1: he was like, Carlos, I think you mean Lucy. I
Speaker 1: think you mean Lucy because this is obviously a female aunt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my goodness, egg on your face.
Speaker 1: And the ramifications of that are because that means we
Speaker 1: had been celebrating Lucy's birthday on Carlos's birthday. And ah,
Speaker 1: it's just the ripple effect, the financial ramifications because you
Speaker 1: had put stuff in their account and joint accounts. We
Speaker 1: had to separate those. But of course the most tragic
Speaker 1: part of that day is when he said, by the way,
Speaker 1: this is Lucy, and I go, okay, we had a laugh,
Speaker 1: and he goes, However, we're gonna have to put Lucy down.
Speaker 1: And that was because I didn't here from you for
Speaker 1: a week. She had lime disease in her right antenna.
Speaker 1: And then you know, you know, of course, how they
Speaker 1: put an aunt down. Actually don't Did you just crush
Speaker 1: it with your thumb? And I he just he kept
Speaker 1: looking at me. He goes, are you ready? Are you
Speaker 1: ready for this? And I go, well, you go. Some
Speaker 1: people like to leave the room. And I'm like, before
Speaker 1: I could say, he just crushed it with this thumb,
Speaker 1: I just was off so angry at Dr Schwartz. There
Speaker 1: has to be a more humane way. There has to
Speaker 1: be and uh, I just said, Dr Schwartz. You He goes,
Speaker 1: if I don't do it right away, people will beg
Speaker 1: and beg, and you know, they'll drag it on forever,
Speaker 1: and then you have an aunt who's living in pain.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy. And we have to watch this lime
Speaker 1: disease that's occurring in ants, the ant population. So anyway, now,
Speaker 1: so now it's just Carlos. But now I can't find
Speaker 1: they can't find him. So what do you do with
Speaker 1: your time? You can't find Carlos. Baxter is busy. I've
Speaker 1: put out treats all throughout the house. M little buckets
Speaker 1: of horse radish with butter scotch that usually attracts him.
Speaker 1: You'll you'll know him when you see him and give
Speaker 1: him such a hug. Um. Anyway, I'm just I'm on hold.
Speaker 1: So just why don't you just use one of the
Speaker 1: intros from from season one? Well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you. Contractually obligated to produce an entirely new
Speaker 1: episode every week, and we've already started taping, so you
Speaker 1: need to get off the phone. Yeah, but this happens
Speaker 1: to be a very important call. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: ants for the past five minutes, so I don't know
Speaker 1: how important it could be. All right, Look, I'm doing
Speaker 1: what's called hard bawling. Okay, it's a negotiating tactic. You're right,
Speaker 1: I've just put them on hold for no reason. I mean,
Speaker 1: I did want to tell you about Carlos. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you know right now, I'm just letting
Speaker 1: them sweat a little bit. So so watch and watch
Speaker 1: and learn. And I'm sorry, I said, just Anne's like,
Speaker 1: I know that they're your pets, and I know that
Speaker 1: you care about I knew you knew not a big do. Okay,
Speaker 1: watch this, watch this and learn. I'm gonna hardball. This
Speaker 1: is called hard ball. I'm gonna take them off hold. Hello. Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry to put you on hold for so so long. There, sir,
Speaker 1: that was Stephen Dorff calling. Yeah, so you can see
Speaker 1: I have a lot of other offers to consider. What's that? Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to Dan Tana's. In fact, that's another thing
Speaker 1: we could cover in the class. Yes, I've got a
Speaker 1: lot of great ideas. No, I don't know when I
Speaker 1: can be reached. Uh, just to wrap this up, you
Speaker 1: you have counter bye. Bye. Okay, what was that call about?
Speaker 1: I mean, please tell me if it wasn't about the show. No,
Speaker 1: it was about something else. It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with welcoming everybody to another episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Hello,
Speaker 1: this is Ron Burgundy. We've got a great episode for you,
Speaker 1: and and and Carolina. Did you notice how I just
Speaker 1: nailed that intro and made it a segue at the
Speaker 1: same time. It's it's called broadcast professionalism. Yeah. I have
Speaker 1: to admit that was actually pretty seamless. Yep, and I
Speaker 1: left enough space for the engineers to edit around it
Speaker 1: for the listener. It will just sound like a high
Speaker 1: energy regular opening to the show. Make sure to edit
Speaker 1: out everything that was being recorded before. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just can't get my mind off of that phone call
Speaker 1: and we can cut this out. Come on. Make up
Speaker 1: your mind. Are we doing the intro to the show
Speaker 1: or not? Why? Why are you creating all this post
Speaker 1: production work? You were just you just seemed kind of
Speaker 1: aggressive on that call, and I'm curious what you're working on.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of putting together a deal to
Speaker 1: one of those masterclass things. Okay, so there have you
Speaker 1: seen those? That's the thing online where experts in their
Speaker 1: field talk to you about their knowledge. Yes, exactly, and
Speaker 1: then you forget you signed up for it, and your
Speaker 1: credit card gets charged again and you're like, wow, what
Speaker 1: did I do? Yeah, but they're really worth it. I
Speaker 1: think they've gotten some incredible people to do those from
Speaker 1: all walks of light. I know, I know Wolfgang Puck
Speaker 1: teaching culinary art, Annie Leibowitz on photography, Howard Schultz from
Speaker 1: Starbucks on business, and I think I think Marty did
Speaker 1: one on filmmaking. Okay, can you please not do that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to do what the thing where people call
Speaker 1: Martin Scorsese Marty like they know him personally. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know that was a thing with Marty. Stop calling
Speaker 1: him Marty. I have the right to call him Marty. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what his friends call him. They call him Marty.
Speaker 1: You're friends with Martin Scorsese, Okay, honestly not not best friends.
Speaker 1: But when he calls me, I pick up the phone
Speaker 1: and I answer Hello, and he says, Hey, it's Marty,
Speaker 1: and then he usually starts talking really fast about some
Speaker 1: old foreign film and I'm like, okay, Marty slowed down.
Speaker 1: Good God. But I love that guy. He's a he's
Speaker 1: actually probably listening. Shout out to Marty. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: please tell Helen and the kids. I say, hello, Ron,
Speaker 1: how do you know Martin Scorsese? Oh? Wow, you are
Speaker 1: You are really taking me back now, Carolina, I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess it had to be around the summer of
Speaker 1: one because I was in New York at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be right. That's when Joe Strummer introduced me
Speaker 1: to Marty. Wait, hold on, you knew Joe Strummer. Do
Speaker 1: you know him? Yeah? He had a little band at
Speaker 1: the time, The Oh the Smash or something. Clash, and
Speaker 1: they were called the Clash. Yes, I know who Joe
Speaker 1: Strummer is. I'm just surprised you do. Well. I knew
Speaker 1: him well, nice guy, but he did screw me on
Speaker 1: a news story one time. I I remember I was
Speaker 1: doing a piece on how a venue called Bonds Casino
Speaker 1: had oversold a bunch of concert tickets for Joe's goofy
Speaker 1: punk band. They were a really good band, run they
Speaker 1: were called the Clash. Anyway, I went down to the
Speaker 1: venue looking for ryots and violence and a bunch of young,
Speaker 1: dangerous punk rockers, kids with spiked hair throwing bricks around
Speaker 1: and telling their parents to put it with a sun
Speaker 1: don't shine. It was. It was going to be a
Speaker 1: sizzler for the news that night. Me guess that's not
Speaker 1: what happened. No, not at all. Good guests. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was all very peaceful and boring because Joe Strummer and
Speaker 1: his band, which for some reason these weird kids wanted
Speaker 1: to see, agreed to play extra shows for every kid
Speaker 1: who bought a ticket, which was a stand up thing
Speaker 1: to do. But if it were me, I would have said,
Speaker 1: tough luck, punkers. You know, this is sort of a
Speaker 1: legendary story in rock history. Well, it was a terrible
Speaker 1: news story that night. I'm sorry. How did we get
Speaker 1: on this topic? All right? You were questioning whether or
Speaker 1: not I Ron Burgundy was close enough friends with Martin
Speaker 1: Scorsese to call him Marty. I just find it a
Speaker 1: little surprising that you were part of such a specific
Speaker 1: moment in pop culture history. If you haven't figured it
Speaker 1: out by now, Ron Burgundy is full of surprises. Okay,
Speaker 1: And if you don't believe me, you can ask who Martin? Marty.
Speaker 1: We can just record the intro to the show, please,
Speaker 1: if we can just get that going, that master class
Speaker 1: people will be calling back soon with their final offer. Actually,
Speaker 1: we're running short on time and we want to get
Speaker 1: the ads recorded. You ran out last time, so they're
Speaker 1: suggesting we just do those first. Alright, alright, alright, fair enough,
Speaker 1: Let's do an ad break and then I'll get a
Speaker 1: little drunk, have some eggs, and we can get back
Speaker 1: in the booth. Back here on the Run Burgundy Podcast.
Speaker 1: Very excited to talk with our guest today, Lynda Evans.
Speaker 1: We are going to talk about her work on the
Speaker 1: television show Dynasty, and she has a few choice words
Speaker 1: for her ex husband Yanni Um, wait, that's next week's episode. Run.
Speaker 1: Oh well, what are we going to do for today's show?
Speaker 1: Let me give the audience a free master class lesson.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. We actually have a great guest one I
Speaker 1: think you'll love. It's tarn Edgerton from Rocket Man. Wow.
Speaker 1: Are you are you serious? Carolina? That's a big guest.
Speaker 1: He's in the car now on his way of the studio. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's fantastic. We're gonna talk to rocket Man. Wow. There's
Speaker 1: so many questions for Taragon. Da mommy, Taron Edgerton? Wait,
Speaker 1: aren't you guys friends? Didn't you help promote rocket Man?
Speaker 1: Very good friends? Yes, I've we've mentioned Rocketman multiple times
Speaker 1: here on the podcast. You know, just it. It's the
Speaker 1: movie of the decade, Yeah, the millennium and uh and yes,
Speaker 1: I was paid a side fee to occasionally mentioned rocket Man,
Speaker 1: but we talked about no under the table payments this year.
Speaker 1: Tarragon and I are become quite close. Wait, if you're
Speaker 1: so close, why can't you pronounce his name? I'm just
Speaker 1: I don't want to bug him, and I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: embarrassed to um ask what the real pronunciation of his
Speaker 1: name is. It's you can, I can tell you it's
Speaker 1: Taron Edgerton. Okay, well, that's one of the things we
Speaker 1: can dive into. I'll just say when we ass down,
Speaker 1: I'll say, for our listeners, can you tell us how
Speaker 1: you pronounce your name? I think he'll probably just say
Speaker 1: it's Taron Edgerton, just so you know what to expect. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see state. And you know I've seen Rocket Man
Speaker 1: seventeen times. I legitimately enjoyed it. I didn't full musical, yes,
Speaker 1: full on musical. Okay, before he gets here, I'll do
Speaker 1: a quick distilled version of my master class for our listeners. Um,
Speaker 1: this one's This one's on the house, folks, if you're listening. Actually, Carolina,
Speaker 1: is there anyway we can we can send all of
Speaker 1: our podcast listeners a bill for one thousand Uh you
Speaker 1: know what? No, no, no, never mind, Okay that that
Speaker 1: that would take. I don't know how we get people's addresses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this one's on the house. I have to say,
Speaker 1: I'm skeptical at the idea of you doing one of
Speaker 1: these master class things. Why would you be skeptical? You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I think you and I are getting too close, Carolina.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think you forget your dog into round Burgundy.
Speaker 1: I know I'm always painfully aware of who I'm talking to.
Speaker 1: I can just picture your master class. I mean, you
Speaker 1: really have had quite an interesting life. Your expertise as
Speaker 1: newsman is invaluable. But that's that's kind of you to say.
Speaker 1: But but no, I am not doing a masterclass about
Speaker 1: any of that, nothing about me or my broadcasting career.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't understand. That would be ridiculous that
Speaker 1: those are trade secret scrolina. The amount of money they
Speaker 1: would have to pay me to give up all that stuff,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can count that high. Wait, if
Speaker 1: you're not going to teach a master class about broadcasting,
Speaker 1: what's the class about? What is this for giving a
Speaker 1: home massage? A Ron Burgundy master class on giving a
Speaker 1: home massage? Run? How are you going to fill out
Speaker 1: whatever it is lessons on giving a home massage? Well,
Speaker 1: first off, twenty lessons is very limiting. I think we're
Speaker 1: going to need at least fifty lessons for me to
Speaker 1: properly do a master class on the art of the
Speaker 1: home massage. It can't be that complicated. Well, you've never
Speaker 1: had the pleasure of receiving a home massage from ron Burg. Alright, Nick,
Speaker 1: if you can give me my masterclass music, please? Thank you. Nick.
Speaker 1: Folks at home, have you ever wanted to start a
Speaker 1: massage business and be a traveling salesman. I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: It makes sense you want to touch your neighbors and
Speaker 1: get paid for it. But I think you need to
Speaker 1: know a few things first, Carolina, how is it so far?
Speaker 1: It's it's good, right, I don't know. I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: still listening. I'll take that as a compliment. All right. Now,
Speaker 1: some of you might say, hey, Ron, starting a home
Speaker 1: massage service during the pandemic is a bad idea, And
Speaker 1: to that I say, maybe, yes, you you might have
Speaker 1: to go knock down some doors. And when I say
Speaker 1: knocked down some doors, I mean literally knock those down.
Speaker 1: You you break into some homes and you just walk
Speaker 1: in with your arms up and you say, hey, I
Speaker 1: mean no harm, but I need to come in and
Speaker 1: give you a massage. And nine times out of ten
Speaker 1: it doesn't work, and it can get kind of sticky, actually,
Speaker 1: But one out of ten you meet a real crazy
Speaker 1: person who let a trespasser give them a home massage
Speaker 1: and then do you know what, you have a client,
Speaker 1: that's called a client. Now, to be a good massus,
Speaker 1: you need to know the names of all the human
Speaker 1: body joints, muscle groups, ligaments, and body tissues. So so
Speaker 1: you have your head, your face, your neck, um, then
Speaker 1: moving down your your chest, bone, your your chest, chest,
Speaker 1: upper back, grower back, uh, tummy Are you getting this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know all these body parts. And always remember a
Speaker 1: little guy that I use milk milk lemonade. Um, that's
Speaker 1: helpful with massages, just to remind me what areas milk
Speaker 1: milk elimonade. But then the dingles and the underwear zones
Speaker 1: are off limits. All right, let's make that clear. We
Speaker 1: run a classy joint. I have a motto for my
Speaker 1: home massage business and it's you'll feel like you've got
Speaker 1: a happy ending. Right it sounds suspicious. Now, one thing
Speaker 1: is very important tipping. A lot of customers don't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate bad tippers. It's so rude.
Speaker 1: It's it's rude is the right word. It is extremely
Speaker 1: rude because you're just a mom and pop you know business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're counting on your tips. So what I do um
Speaker 1: to head that off and you know it also eliminates embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I include at added gratuity with every bill. You just
Speaker 1: make people pay you tip. Yes, uh, it makes it
Speaker 1: easier and I don't know why people don't do that more. Wait,
Speaker 1: when is a tear and edge in getting here? Didn't
Speaker 1: you say he was coming? Yeah, he's actually here, he's
Speaker 1: in the waiting room. We should tell him to come in. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: we have a little more time for my masterclass. Now.
Speaker 1: Another thing I get a lot is people ringing on
Speaker 1: my doorbell in the middle of the night saying, Ron,
Speaker 1: what do you wear when you're giving a massage? And
Speaker 1: I always tell them, good Heaven, just wear something that
Speaker 1: you're comfortable in, you know. So for you Carolina, that
Speaker 1: would probably be what cargo shorts, a piano key, necktie,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, maybe a little fuzzy tangle hat. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you wear? Kashmir turtleneck? Alright, some nice wool pants,
Speaker 1: comfortable shoes, that's important, and a ski mask so I
Speaker 1: don't sweat on them. So what do you do if
Speaker 1: someone hates your massage? Have you ever gotten about review? What?
Speaker 1: Who told you to ask? That? Was it that? Lisa P?
Speaker 1: For me. Help Lisa, if you're listing. I read what
Speaker 1: you wrote in your Yelp review, and I just want
Speaker 1: to set the record straight. I lit a match after
Speaker 1: I took a near bathroom. It shouldn't have smelled that bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: And if you can't in toilets anymore, well that's news
Speaker 1: to me. Wait, that's a That's another thing I'd like
Speaker 1: to share with my masterclass. You can in any toilet
Speaker 1: you see, it's a client's toilet. Who cares take your time?
Speaker 1: I bring a book in case I have to take it.
Speaker 1: You can't make your client feel comfortable if you're uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Someone left you a yelped comments saying that you took
Speaker 1: a in their bathroom. Yes, but she loved the massage,
Speaker 1: loved it. It was still a five star review. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would love one of your massages. I
Speaker 1: have to be honest. Oh, you would be comfortable, but
Speaker 1: you're you're never getting one though, never. I don't we
Speaker 1: I don't want you to give me a home massage,
Speaker 1: but why wouldn't you give me a homeless first? You
Speaker 1: have a proper home massage. You need to have a
Speaker 1: home and everyone here knows that you've been living out
Speaker 1: of your car for the last month. What I have, no,
Speaker 1: I live in my apartment. Wait, you're you're telling me
Speaker 1: you're not homeless. I'm not. If I was, that would
Speaker 1: be awful, and I feel for people in that situation,
Speaker 1: I see right, So, so as an empathetic gesture, you
Speaker 1: dress like a homeless person. You know what, Carolina, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: What you're doing is called virtue signaling. Instead of spending
Speaker 1: all that time and money to look like a homeless person,
Speaker 1: why don't you actually give the money to the homeless first.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing regular, normal, clean clothes. Also, when did you
Speaker 1: learn about the concept of virtue signaling? If you must know?
Speaker 1: Sia taught me about virtue signaling, and and I know
Speaker 1: it when I see it. Um, she's my ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I remember we were in love. Yes, we If you
Speaker 1: thought I was homeless, why wouldn't you have wanted to
Speaker 1: help me? You know, you got to pick yourself up
Speaker 1: by your bootstraps, you know. Okay, had you told me
Speaker 1: it was kind of an educated guess. But had you
Speaker 1: as you said, Hey, Ron, by the way, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you notice I'm homeless, I'd be like oh, Carolina,
Speaker 1: let me give you a bag of carrots and some
Speaker 1: coupon I have for a goodwill. I would have helped
Speaker 1: you immediately in a positive impactful way. Hold on just
Speaker 1: one second, can we let's just record the intro because
Speaker 1: I am excited to talk with Tarragon Adam, Mom, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna call him rocket Man, and that way I
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. Are we are? We rolling? Guess?
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of the Ron
Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast. As always, I'm joined by Carolina, who glory
Speaker 1: be to God, is not homeless, does not sleep in
Speaker 1: her car. Today on the show, we talked to rocket
Speaker 1: Man in Okay, okay, we got the intro. Uh, master
Speaker 1: Class lawyers are calling back. Let me let me just
Speaker 1: close this deal. This is wrong. Whoa hello, Marty? What
Speaker 1: the hell? Man? How's it going? Hey? I'm I'm actually
Speaker 1: taping my podcast right now. Do you mind if we
Speaker 1: put you on the air? Okay, I understand, I won't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know why I asked.
Speaker 1: I thought it might be fun. Yes, I've been talking
Speaker 1: to the master Class people, I see, so that's their
Speaker 1: final offer them. Gosh, Marty, I gotta ask you, as
Speaker 1: a friend, do you think I should take it? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be about any of that. It's just
Speaker 1: it's gonna be about giving a home massage. I think
Speaker 1: fifty lessons, Hey, one other thing while I have you.
Speaker 1: It's cool that I call you Marty, right, Okay, thanks
Speaker 1: for calling hey. Say hi to Helen you too, oh,
Speaker 1: Martin Scorsese. Yes, And for the record, he said, of
Speaker 1: course I can call him Marty. Um. But the Masterclass
Speaker 1: people called him and said I was being difficult and
Speaker 1: closing the deal. Okay, so are you going to do it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have to sleep on it. I
Speaker 1: think what I'll do is I'll head home, I'll call
Speaker 1: up and get a home massage and really think it through.
Speaker 1: It'd be a shame not to share my knowledge of
Speaker 1: home massage through Masterclass. Um. I do want to get
Speaker 1: paid what I'm worth, though, I mean, how far apart
Speaker 1: are you and the Masterclass people on negotiations. Well, they
Speaker 1: are offering me nothing and saying if I want to
Speaker 1: record one, it will be on my dime, and and
Speaker 1: I can't use their brand. So it's been tough, is Rocketman? Here.
Speaker 1: We should really call him Taren. Okay, but about that,
Speaker 1: we're running out of studio time. They need to set
Speaker 1: up to record the next show, and Taren is waiting
Speaker 1: for an uber outside. I'm sorry, So I'm not going
Speaker 1: to talk to tarign at a mommy today about the
Speaker 1: process of filming Rocketman. Sorry, not today. What are we
Speaker 1: going to release as an episode? I talked to my
Speaker 1: heart and they assured me they'll be able to put
Speaker 1: something together. Oh so it'll be a rerun, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: rerun probably. We just need you to record an outra
Speaker 1: and we're done. Oh okay, okay, I'm just clearing my voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh yeah. Well that's it. We'll see you
Speaker 1: next time on the Run Burgundy Podcast with our guest
Speaker 1: rocket Man from the movie rocket Man. As always, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Okay, I better
Speaker 1: call the masterclass people. Back to what just I just
Speaker 1: feel like I left it open ended and maybe I
Speaker 1: can maybe I can think of another I don't know,
Speaker 1: Maybe I should talk about my career and journalism, something that's,
Speaker 1: you know, that I'm more known for. Even though I
Speaker 1: feel like if I could teach a masterclass of home
Speaker 1: massage I would start to get more known for home massage,
Speaker 1: the art of home massage, than for anything I've done
Speaker 1: in the journalism world. That's how confident I am in
Speaker 1: my abilities as a as a the susy. That's where
Speaker 1: my head is at. But you know what, maybe I
Speaker 1: do this. Maybe I I'm just thinking a yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Hey, master class, ho about if Ron
Speaker 1: Burgundy talks about his life from Times and journalism and
Speaker 1: how to be a journalist, and then I slip in
Speaker 1: home massage. Lesson three? Yeah, lesson three. I just go
Speaker 1: right to home massage and then a Trojan horse. Yes, ah,
Speaker 1: thank you Caroline for helping we solve that and one
Speaker 1: other thing. Yeah, just so we're clear, I will never
Speaker 1: give you a homelessage. Okay, Okay, you will learn how
Speaker 1: to give one if you pay for my master class,
Speaker 1: but you'll you'll never have the pleasure of a Ron
Speaker 1: Burgundy homelessage, you know what. Okay, I think it's just
Speaker 1: it's professional. We don't want to blur the lot. Did
Speaker 1: we did we go off the air? I'm I think
Speaker 1: we're recording. Okay, you you weren't supposed to listen to
Speaker 1: any of that. This is Ron Burgundy once again saying hey,
Speaker 1: this is in England. Make sure you drive on the
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