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Speaker 1: Say it's time for games. You can't play.

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Speaker 2: You can't play over the holidays, say please explain. All right,

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Speaker 2: here we go, the holidays are coming around, and you

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Speaker 2: know gonna have folks over to the house. So what

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do is set up the game, tell a

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Speaker 2: little bit about it. Steven Junior gonna jump in and

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Speaker 2: make and explain how the games get worse. Start off good,

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Speaker 2: sound like a good idea, But then as the game progresses,

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Speaker 2: problems arise. This simple game of stage. We're gonna play

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Speaker 2: some spade, We're gonna set up the table, We're gonna

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Speaker 2: play some space, okay, and then and then everything happened.

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Speaker 2: Somebody started cheating. You know, you got that problem.

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Speaker 3: The first time somebody reneged, you swear it was a

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Speaker 3: dead body in the room.

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Speaker 2: So you can't play that. You know, people don't know

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Speaker 2: how to lose and and just take it. You know,

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Speaker 2: they take it personal, you know what I mean, take

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Speaker 2: it all right, So you're gonna go outside, play some

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Speaker 2: touch football, you know, getting family, everybody. Just play some

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Speaker 2: touch with the bomb. You got a grown ass man

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Speaker 2: think it's cool to run over for third grader? Just

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Speaker 2: run over your day. Yeah, just just punishing.

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Speaker 4: Damn man, we're playing football.

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Speaker 1: A kid, yild. You haven't been putting them on me?

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Speaker 1: You know how I have? You put him to jeck me?

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Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Do?

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Speaker 2: He?

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Speaker 1: Mamember?

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Speaker 4: What you out here for? You black line?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: Hey, look, hey, this is all I got to shake.

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Speaker 3: You know, if you can't, you can't handle the heat,

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Speaker 3: get out this kick.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if your aide, I don't care if

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Speaker 1: your aide. Let him cry, let me cry. He got

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Speaker 1: to learn. It's a man's game.

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Speaker 3: Girl.

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Speaker 2: Here's another game you can't play. You want to play dominoes.

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Speaker 2: But you got that dude that been you've been he's

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Speaker 2: been away for a while, and he take this game

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Speaker 2: a little bit too seriously.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. He been in, he's been away.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even locked off.

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Speaker 1: Dominoes is a different game then.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't have been here.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: Now you want to play old old Wait man, hold up,

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Speaker 4: don't hold don't I just sent you to the yard

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Speaker 4: on the train. Hold up, dom you just went to

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Speaker 4: the yard on the train. You ain't had no trade

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Speaker 4: min a goal.

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Speaker 1: What you're talking about?

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Speaker 4: What I'm talking about I'm talking about your asses. Oh

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Speaker 4: you're trying to Oh you just shape your pardon.

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Speaker 1: You're out, now, you're out.

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Speaker 3: Now bring all no, no, okay, okay, I'm gonna need

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Speaker 3: two packs of cigarettes for.

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Speaker 4: That I had the holiday party. It's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: And I'm gonna need the two packs the next time.

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Speaker 3: I've seen you playing Domino in an under shake.

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Speaker 1: We can't play.

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Speaker 2: We gotta play another all right, Now we're gonna we're

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Speaker 2: gonna go back outside. Try to play just a simple game,

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Speaker 2: family game. On dodgeball. It's the same guy. We think

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Speaker 2: it's a lot of fun. He hit a third rader

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Speaker 2: and ball. He ain't got a lot of.

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Speaker 1: What you out here playing four cat game.

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Speaker 4: It's all dodgeball. It ain't call standing there and get

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Speaker 4: hit him. Why you gotta hit him so hard?

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Speaker 1: What he he? He ain't do?

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Speaker 4: I bet he talk.

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Speaker 1: Now they're gonna cock.

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Speaker 4: Back with that little week ass throw like I ain't

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Speaker 4: see that.

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Speaker 1: I get him in the faith. In the faith, that's

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Speaker 1: what he need to pay attention.

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Speaker 2: Mean baby always go back in the hospital, decide to

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Speaker 2: play chess. But here's what happens. The man who thinks

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Speaker 2: you know everything about chess. Get his ass dusted by

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Speaker 2: that eighth grader. Now he really upset the little boy

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Speaker 2: to throw his ass.

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Speaker 1: Up in chests. He can't take it.

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Speaker 4: That's where all the pieces gonna be. On the floor.

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Speaker 4: He picked them up. But you know, hold on, don't

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Speaker 4: hold on. You can't say check mate, we just got start.

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Speaker 4: How you gonna how you going to real?

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Speaker 1: Dog?

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Speaker 4: Don't don't no? We even then before five six moves?

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Speaker 4: What is you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Check mate?

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Speaker 4: No, that ain't our chest. Go that's the thinking man,

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Speaker 4: game right, You ain't even had time to.

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Speaker 1: Think, David. He won the game, man, He does ain't.

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Speaker 4: Want a damn game. He just said check mate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he beat you. Show me how he showed you?

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Speaker 4: That ain't you can't do that?

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Speaker 3: See you gotta do Look man, in chest, you have

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Speaker 3: to make a minimum of twenty moves.

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Speaker 1: He like, he didn't have to do that for you.

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Speaker 3: Dog.

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Speaker 4: That's how it's done. Dog, Are you getting No?

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Speaker 3: You ain't even post to say check unless it's been

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Speaker 3: twenty moves.

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Speaker 1: Maybe try something else.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Man, See, y'all need to play chess with white folks.

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Speaker 3: Race.

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Speaker 4: Everything is racial with you.

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Speaker 1: Play that last game. Last game. We can't play checkers.

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Speaker 2: It's the same guy with the dodgeball really enjoys beating

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Speaker 2: a third Ready, he gets such.

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Speaker 3: Bare braw king me, what is yours praying for?

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Speaker 4: Wipe your ass out? No no, no, no man, no no man.

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Speaker 3: You can't jump back because you got the red pizza,

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Speaker 3: red red picher can't jump back a child man.

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Speaker 1: Alright, the end of this game. Okay, let's move on.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. What

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Speaker 4: Christmas means to me is a celebration of life, the birth,

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Speaker 4: the life, the gift of giving. From my family, yours,

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Speaker 4: and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy Holidays.