Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys getting reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 2: You want slice.
Speaker 3: Time for Brooklyn Boys episode two seventy eight and before four,
Speaker 3: what's going on? Scary Brodie? Brodie scary?
Speaker 4: And uh, yeah, this is this is your show.
Speaker 3: Your time to talk back, shoot back, scream back, or
Speaker 3: make funny jokes. I kind of like when people kind
Speaker 3: of put some zingers in there, you know, and make
Speaker 3: it as long as that funny us twelve minute stories.
Speaker 3: Then at the end they just go, it's not ending, right,
Speaker 3: It's okay. We don't get a lot of those. We
Speaker 3: got one a couple of weeks ago, but mostly it's good. Hey,
Speaker 3: happy honka everybody. That's a hey Conica. We're recording this
Speaker 3: on the fifth night of Hannah I believe, so give
Speaker 3: to you on this fifth.
Speaker 4: Night of Hanukah.
Speaker 3: Uh five golden onion rings. Really Yeah, they came free
Speaker 3: with the Burger Deluxe at the diner. So so yeah,
Speaker 3: fifth night of Hanukah. And uh, we're not going to
Speaker 3: be around for Christmas. So we have one more episode,
Speaker 3: two more episodes. We have one or two more yeah,
Speaker 3: before the end. So I'll save the merry Christmases. And
Speaker 3: I'm gonna remind you again, I was really closer. But
Speaker 3: remember when you when you see someone on the street,
Speaker 3: you say happy New Year, you don't wish them happy
Speaker 3: New Years.
Speaker 4: Always supposed to be happy New Year, right, yeah, don't
Speaker 4: complain New Year's Eve with happy New Year? Correct? Correct?
Speaker 3: All right, just giving you the heads up now you
Speaker 3: can be prepared. I'll say it again on the main podcast. Hey,
Speaker 3: I think you know what for next week, But next
Speaker 3: episode of Slice Time, I'll give you the alternate version
Speaker 3: with differentlyrics. I'll send it over to you for a
Speaker 3: couple of days now. I just I had so many
Speaker 3: lyrics to put in, bro I gave you two versions.
Speaker 3: It's okay though, I'm okay with that. I like the
Speaker 3: one we just did and.
Speaker 4: That one's good too. Well, you know, we'll see you
Speaker 4: know now.
Speaker 3: Of course, if you're new to the show a podcast
Speaker 3: and this is their first time listening to us, this
Speaker 3: is a companion podcast to the main podcast.
Speaker 4: This is not the main show. Let's be clear about that, okay.
Speaker 3: Right, this is this is this is basically your feedback
Speaker 3: on the episodes that you've already heard before. Oh and
Speaker 3: speaking of which, in the system in the back end,
Speaker 3: so to speak. I went in the back end, if
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I changed. I know that you're kind of guy, that
Speaker 4: kind of guy way.
Speaker 3: You know how many drinks I have and I don't drink,
Speaker 3: So it's so I went and I changed the logo
Speaker 3: for the Slice Time episodes so that they reflect the
Speaker 3: new Slice Time logo. When you look at this episode,
Speaker 3: you should see slice Time over the word podcast cool.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, all right, let's get to it.
Speaker 5: Hit backs heart ready, so crazy and it's always pretty scary.
Speaker 5: My apologies first Lifetime it was unnecessary for a six
Speaker 5: hundred parter, but I got a little excited finally hearing
Speaker 5: everybody's voice during Slice Time. I just want to know, like,
Speaker 5: what's the ages around here? I kind of sound like
Speaker 5: I'm the youngest person here, being twenty five.
Speaker 3: What is just like an America online chat room like
Speaker 3: age sex locations L everybody.
Speaker 4: You just told people how old you all?
Speaker 3: By bitch, Remember that we opened up a chat room
Speaker 3: a slash S slash L and people would have to
Speaker 3: respond in this room, which was you know, the classic
Speaker 3: email Provider also had chat rooms and bio pages, and
Speaker 3: Scary would pick pick up women through the chat rooms,
Speaker 3: through the al chatrooms. My girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we should explain again if this is your first
Speaker 3: time listening, the iHeartRadio app has a little talkback microphone.
Speaker 3: You hit that, leave a message, and that's where we
Speaker 3: get them from.
Speaker 4: That's right, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I And by the way, to answer your question, there's
Speaker 3: no no way of telling how it's all age ranges.
Speaker 3: It's and sometimes people sound older than they are, and
Speaker 3: sometimes they sound younger than they are.
Speaker 4: It's hard to gauge. I mean, I you know, I know,
Speaker 4: I sound like seventeen eighteen. So yeah, of course.
Speaker 6: Brooklyn Boys brody and scary is scary and brody curly
Speaker 6: Jason Jason Curley Here, Hey, buddy, uh scary? Pause with
Speaker 6: the like in the d hole? Do you like the
Speaker 6: d hole because it's your d hole and you want
Speaker 6: to ask your own d hole? You like the d
Speaker 6: hole because you want to ask somebody else's d hole?
Speaker 7: Pause?
Speaker 4: Brother, pause, Solice life Wait what oh you said you
Speaker 4: liked the d hole last week? I don't know what
Speaker 4: we're talking.
Speaker 3: About, right, but I told you to grab that sound
Speaker 3: clips and I have to grab it because you didn't
Speaker 3: grab it. Well, I'm not grabbing it. You could grab it.
Speaker 3: Not at the moment you're recording. I can see your hands,
Speaker 3: and I still see that giant. Did you make that
Speaker 3: stack of paper bigger? Yeah, they grew.
Speaker 4: It's growing for the holidays.
Speaker 3: It really is. Holy shit, it's like the stack of
Speaker 3: paper behind me. It's like, you know what it looks
Speaker 3: like when when the it's if you're live in an
Speaker 3: area where it snows, when the snow comes out in
Speaker 3: the parking lot, right and then the plows make the
Speaker 3: big mountains of snow, and then they turned gray from
Speaker 3: the dirt, and then it snows again, fresh snow on
Speaker 3: top of the big mountains. That's what scares pile looks like.
Speaker 3: That's what's happening behind me right now.
Speaker 4: It's like it's it's stacked. It's stacked.
Speaker 3: Then it's slid a little to the right, then it's
Speaker 3: slid a little to the left, and then it's right
Speaker 3: on top again. I can tell it was added to.
Speaker 3: I guess you're you're cleaning staff hasn't come in yet
Speaker 3: for them, they have not What.
Speaker 8: Are Brooklyn boys? Brody and scary? Scary and brody. This
Speaker 8: is Jason from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Listen. I didn't like it
Speaker 8: a full episode yet of just the talk back scenes
Speaker 8: or whatever, but I had to make a talk back
Speaker 8: now because the intro that parody of White Lives is amazing.
Speaker 3: Brodie, you are the man.
Speaker 8: One of my favorite songs, and I just had to
Speaker 8: do a talk bad before I even get to hear
Speaker 8: the talk backs.
Speaker 3: Keep it up, right? So it's called White Lines by
Speaker 3: grand Master Flash, right? And is that who it is?
Speaker 3: Is a Grandmaster Flash, a Grandmaster Flex, a funk Master Flex. No,
Speaker 3: not funk Master f It's not funk Master Flex Night,
Speaker 3: it's a grand Master Flash and the Furious Five.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Uh that I think it's Melly Mel and Melly Mel, right,
Speaker 3: Grandmaster Flash and Melly Mel. No, it's grand Master Melly Mel.
Speaker 3: Huh wait a second, that's not grand Master Flash. No,
Speaker 3: it's Melly Mel, but grand Master Melly Mel. It's from
Speaker 3: sugar Hill Records. Anyway, even for this podcast, I said
Speaker 3: to Scary, I'm gonna give you the second version of it,
Speaker 3: and I said, you remember the original one, right? He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: of course, you know White Lines that And I think
Speaker 3: I told this story somewhere on one of our episodes
Speaker 3: of Something that was one of the first song parodies
Speaker 3: I wrote when I was in high school, I think
Speaker 3: my senior year. Yeah, and I said it was it
Speaker 3: was it was about uh, you know, getting picked on him,
Speaker 3: beating up and stude. I remember what it was, right,
Speaker 3: But the real song it was about doing cocaine, doing of.
Speaker 4: Cutty white kids. I think it was like bringing nerdy
Speaker 4: white kid and uh in my school. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, but the real the real song is an anti
Speaker 3: drug song about white lines, about doing drugs. So it's
Speaker 3: face lines and I took that and earned into slice.
Speaker 3: But I'm glad you liked that, Jay Rock. It also
Speaker 3: happens to be one of my favorite songs of the eighties,
Speaker 3: the classic.
Speaker 9: Okay, So when I lived in the Bronx, we used
Speaker 9: to consider anything over the Top and z Bridge upstate,
Speaker 9: Poughkeepsie upstate, Newburgh upstate, anything over the top, z Bridge
Speaker 9: true is upstate.
Speaker 4: Yes, yep, I still consider it that way. Yeah. It
Speaker 4: should have given us your name though, but at least
Speaker 4: we know you're from the Bronx. That's good. Absolutely, Hey
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys showing from Newton here.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Brody.
Speaker 4: I haven't gotten a hold of you on Instagram or anything.
Speaker 10: But unfortunately my Facebook and Instagram got hacked, so I
Speaker 10: no longer have those.
Speaker 4: But I still listen to you guys. Love you guys,
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Yes, sorry to hear you got hacked.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4: Prick Hackerstein scary scary.
Speaker 11: Brody's dez from CT We're going to be fire sale
Speaker 11: for the Fantasy Football League. My only question to Brody
Speaker 11: is is this a keeper league? That would definitely change
Speaker 11: my mind on what's going on with your fantasy football
Speaker 11: only because if you have this fire sale and then
Speaker 11: you're scooping up guys for next year, good for you.
Speaker 11: If they let you do it, I say go for it.
Speaker 11: Might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't give a
Speaker 11: fuck what anybody thinks.
Speaker 4: Not a keeper lead yeah, not a keeper. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody would have done a fire sale
Speaker 3: if it was a keeper. Leaving by the way. Major
Speaker 3: rumblings on the Fantasy Football League this weekend. One of
Speaker 3: the members who still by the way works with you
Speaker 3: no names.
Speaker 4: He still owes money. He hasn't paid for the league in.
Speaker 3: Fourteen weeks and so an email was sent out, you know,
Speaker 3: telling everybody who made the playoffs and said, hey, you guy,
Speaker 3: you still haven't paid.
Speaker 4: And he said, but why should I pay?
Speaker 3: I should just get my money to Brody because with
Speaker 3: his team now after the fire sale, he's.
Speaker 4: Going to win it all. Anyway. Oh, that reminds me.
Speaker 4: Somebody owes me money.
Speaker 3: They bought jingle ball.
Speaker 4: Tickets from me. I'm going to text him right now.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Hey Bud, when you have a chance, hold on, hey Bud,
Speaker 3: when you have a moment, can you send that zel? Thanks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is jingle Ball week for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I know you went to the New York's
Speaker 3: ZE one hundred jingle Ball on Friday, as did my
Speaker 3: daughter Sha.
Speaker 4: Had a great time. She got to see David Kushner.
Speaker 3: Shout out cush shout out. The Philadelphia Q and O
Speaker 3: two jingle Ball is tomorrow as we record this right. Uh,
Speaker 3: the Miami one was it was coming up on Saturday,
Speaker 3: coming up on Saturday, that's a weekend usually yep, yep.
Speaker 3: But did you see what happened at the Detroit jingle Ball.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing because I don't know who allowed this to happen.
Speaker 3: But well, first of all, go ahead, I want I
Speaker 3: want to tell what happened. But what we're gonna say.
Speaker 3: First of all, well, they thought they were they were
Speaker 3: being cute by playing a joke, right they they said
Speaker 3: they were going to bring out Taylor Swift. Right, so
Speaker 3: two DJs are on stage from Hot ninety nine to five.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it was our friend Mojo or Spike.
Speaker 3: It wasn't those guys. But they did say, please, welcome
Speaker 3: to the stage, trailer Swift. The audience didn't hear that
Speaker 3: though they never said Taylor was coming on. They said,
Speaker 3: we have a big surprise for you. Welcome to the stage, Swift.
Speaker 3: You're in a giant arena. You didn't hear a trailer Swift.
Speaker 4: Now they put up on the street.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying they didn't hear trailers Swift, right right,
Speaker 3: and on the screen, on the Jumbo screen. They wrote
Speaker 3: in script the way Taylor writes it, trailer like trailer park,
Speaker 3: trailer Swift. But again, if you look closely, you're not
Speaker 3: going to see it. Then a blonde girl comes out
Speaker 3: in what I believe was I'm gonna say twenty thirteen,
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift era with a guitar and start singing. She
Speaker 3: didn't sound like Taylor, but from a distance she looked
Speaker 3: like she could be tailored.
Speaker 4: Have been embarrassing for her, I'm sure they bowed her.
Speaker 3: No, well, it wasn't embarrassing for her. She makes a
Speaker 3: living being trailer Swift. It wasn't a one time joke.
Speaker 3: But imagine the whole audience is turning on you because
Speaker 3: they think Taylor Swift is coming out and you're there instead. Well,
Speaker 3: I think they were more turning on the radio station.
Speaker 3: But I love the the TikTok videos, the one guy
Speaker 3: I'm dying from this people are so dramatic, so dramatic.
Speaker 3: Who's crying? I mean, come on, it's a it.
Speaker 4: Was a joke. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think we would have ever done that. No,
Speaker 3: it was pretty well.
Speaker 4: You when you say what you mean to see one K.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would never did we would. I mean it
Speaker 3: is technically the same company, but I am sure. I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure the company didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 4: Whatever signed off on.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they got a lot of flack on TikTok about it,
Speaker 3: but well, at the end of the day.
Speaker 4: It was just a joke.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean it didn't cost anybody anything and
Speaker 3: it wasn't like people bought tickets thinking they were going
Speaker 3: to see her, right, Yes, silly.
Speaker 11: It's scary Berdie Berney scared des again not to send
Speaker 11: back to back talkbacks, but just wanted to ask you quickly,
Speaker 11: should we be leaving these talkbacks on the regular episodes
Speaker 11: or do you guys want us to start leaving them
Speaker 11: in the episodes for the new slice feature for the talkbacks?
Speaker 11: I only ask just so they're not all scattered all
Speaker 11: over the place. Or do they go to the same
Speaker 11: place anyways?
Speaker 3: I much love so, Yeah, they go to the same place.
Speaker 3: We're just not playing them when we record. The Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys were playing them on the night we record Slafetime, correct,
Speaker 3: But it all goes right to the system, and then
Speaker 3: the system goes right to Scary's three point nine million
Speaker 3: dollar sound system. Exactly.
Speaker 4: Okay, but thank you for being considerate and worrying.
Speaker 12: Does Brooklin Boys Brodie's scary it's your pye one now, I'm.
Speaker 10: Just kidding this, James. That was the question for you guys,
Speaker 10: is who was your favorite guest you guys have had
Speaker 10: over the years. Mine was the Fat Jewish.
Speaker 4: I must have listened to that episode thirty times.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 10: The politically correct answer is you love all your guests,
Speaker 10: but which one stood out more than the rest?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, when is this show ever politically correct?
Speaker 3: Second of all, none of those people who've been guests
Speaker 3: on our show are going to hear this. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: what does it matter what we say? And we really
Speaker 3: haven't had that many guests. I liked about eight we got.
Speaker 3: I like Jackie the joke Man. I thought Jackie the
Speaker 3: Jokeman was great, and we grew up listening to him.
Speaker 3: I mean, Joe Gaddo was always great. Yeah, Joe. It's
Speaker 3: a hard testament of Scalco. If we were you know what,
Speaker 3: I would answer this if we were guessed forward.
Speaker 4: But we're not, so it's hard. Now I'm gonna answer it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4: Only because he played along so well with our shtick.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Michael Rappaport, and he recorded a great
Speaker 3: idea for us, Yeah, which you haven't brought home. Sorry,
Speaker 3: please get that from me, will you fuck you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You fuck you? He is how you're doing, You're
Speaker 4: you're gooding the law.
Speaker 7: There probably didn't want you on that fantasy football league
Speaker 7: that he didn't for the family. You know, they were
Speaker 7: just doing it for fun, and they ain't know that
Speaker 7: if they got you in there the way you are,
Speaker 7: you were gonna want to take over the whole goddamn paying.
Speaker 7: That's right, we're gonna start breaking out. People are gonna
Speaker 7: take sides. Everything's gonna happen, nothing but havock. They wanted
Speaker 7: to avoid that. Yeah, so just be happy that they're
Speaker 7: finally showing an interest in the uh, you know that
Speaker 7: fantasy football league that you're that you're so into. You know,
Speaker 7: maybe next year they'll get into your league and you
Speaker 7: can really get.
Speaker 4: Little stuff going now.
Speaker 7: But anyways, uh, hopefully I didn't break any of mister
Speaker 7: old man scariest rules and regulations first last time this week,
Speaker 7: And if I need it, I'll surely I'm sorry, surely
Speaker 7: am sorry, sir, you poogie bastard.
Speaker 3: All right, well that was about yeah my cousin in law,
Speaker 3: let me make let's be clear, cousin in law who
Speaker 3: didn't invite me into his fantasy football family league even
Speaker 3: though he's in two of mine.
Speaker 7: All right, hey, guys, you know about coming on here
Speaker 7: again I'm probably breaking one of old man scariest rules.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't want to give a shit.
Speaker 13: You know what, Probably I.
Speaker 4: Totally agree with you.
Speaker 7: Nobody has the right to dictate what condiment you put on.
Speaker 3: Your food, and restaurant.
Speaker 4: Should have a large variety.
Speaker 7: Of condiments readily available for one to enjoy their food.
Speaker 7: And concerning that coffee name that that guy took away
Speaker 7: from you, I want to say it for you.
Speaker 4: Fuck you yea mana, al right.
Speaker 3: You hear that. You can actually hear the tractor trailer
Speaker 3: or just a tractor in the background.
Speaker 4: Something's going on. He's he on a farm. Where is
Speaker 4: that guy?
Speaker 13: Hey, Brooklyn boys. I saw Nemo on Facebook marketplace reselling
Speaker 13: all of Brody's toys for like double the price.
Speaker 3: It was wild.
Speaker 14: I bought one.
Speaker 13: He advertised it as once touched by David Brody.
Speaker 15: I'm just kidding. Lights for life.
Speaker 4: Hilarious. That's very funny. You didn't have to say you
Speaker 4: were a kidding. By the way, I was hoping to
Speaker 4: god you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah. By the way, Nemo, the boy is meeting me
Speaker 3: in our usual spot tomorrow. He's buying some gardening tools
Speaker 3: from me. This is amazing. You guys have had this
Speaker 3: bond together. I mean, maybe you guys could go into
Speaker 3: business together and open up your own junk yard like
Speaker 3: Sanford and Son.
Speaker 14: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody Scared Brody, Cody listener of the
Speaker 14: Big Show started with Everybody's podcast from the very beginning.
Speaker 14: I used to hate when you guys go on vacation,
Speaker 14: but now I fucking love it. Scary going all of them.
Speaker 14: I started you guys from the very beginning over again
Speaker 14: up to eighty five, while still catching.
Speaker 4: Up with the new stuff.
Speaker 16: Nice.
Speaker 14: Just gotta say, I used to pick my favorite episode
Speaker 14: to listen to, but starting over from the beginning really
Speaker 14: helped me get a reality check. Man, where's Spruce? Miss
Speaker 14: my man? Hey guys, this is Cody again. You know
Speaker 14: it doesn't get me long enough to fucking talk.
Speaker 4: To you guys, but hey, man, Spruce my man? Where's
Speaker 4: he at?
Speaker 14: Missing good guy? Where's the h the fat Jewish? Get
Speaker 14: us some callbacks? Man called Beth in the in We
Speaker 14: need a curse of the week. Hey, and when I'm
Speaker 14: done listening to round two, I'm gonna yell another one
Speaker 14: for you, Scary because that's two slices my boys.
Speaker 4: Hey, live it up.
Speaker 14: Went back and watched all the Sebastian Maniscalco because you
Speaker 14: guys turned me and my wife.
Speaker 13: On to him.
Speaker 4: Fucking loving nice nice, hey.
Speaker 14: Guys, Cody again, man if I found out a breath,
Speaker 14: just no, I'm walking my dog. But gotta say it
Speaker 14: one more time. Fuck age seventy seven, Fuck Agnes and
Speaker 14: give me a goddamn seak dinner scary for Brodie.
Speaker 3: Yo, Now you have it. Okay, it only took him
Speaker 3: three two and a half talkbacks to get that in there.
Speaker 4: I love it, which is love it? Fine? Okay, brought
Speaker 4: back some classics.
Speaker 3: Our second reference to the fat Jew today fat Jewish man.
Speaker 3: We maybe we should bring back the fat jew fat
Speaker 3: fat Jewish. He changed his name, No he was. It
Speaker 3: was always the fat Jewish. Oh oh his uh Twitter
Speaker 3: handle was the fat jew was it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Still oh he's the fat Jewish? Yeah yeah, well
Speaker 4: right now right, but he was always.
Speaker 3: He wants to bring back I'll talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's see calls all right, some more slice time spruce.
Speaker 3: Did I tell you all I bumped in the spruce?
Speaker 4: No? So, remember I told you I had lunch on
Speaker 4: the loose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Remember I told you had lunch and this a
Speaker 3: few weeks ago, and I called you and I said,
Speaker 3: you want to ride home together? You're like, I stuck
Speaker 3: him doing best us. I'm walking down Eighth Avenue going
Speaker 3: to the train, and I see Spruce walking north right
Speaker 3: in front of me. So I put my arms out
Speaker 3: like to hug him, like just as he's walking up
Speaker 3: the street and he's looking down, he's listening to what
Speaker 3: his zerphones or whatever, and he walks right into me
Speaker 3: and he's excuse me, what the fit?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he walked and so there you go.
Speaker 3: So I bumped in and I talked to him on
Speaker 3: the street for like, I don't know, forty minutes. He's like, listen,
Speaker 3: if you tell me when you want me on, I'll
Speaker 3: be on. But we always forget to tell him in
Speaker 3: advance to have him on the.
Speaker 4: Next week or something. He'll be up for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, let's try to get Spruce on. But I
Speaker 3: bumped into him out of nowhere on eighth Avenue.
Speaker 4: We got more Slice time coming up. Okay, the Brooklyn
Speaker 4: Boys podcast. We will be right back, all right, let's continue.
Speaker 13: Mm hmm, Hey Reggie here Slice for Life. I'm the
Speaker 13: one who usually doesn't give a name, I just immediately
Speaker 13: start talking. So guess what. Well was the last time
Speaker 13: you guys saw a payphone? The other day ago, I
Speaker 13: was walking and I found a payphone? How crazy it?
Speaker 15: Ew?
Speaker 13: Are those spiders? Sorry about that? When was the last
Speaker 13: time you saw a payphone? Like a real working payphone?
Speaker 13: I saw one the other day ago. I was shocked.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my gosh, does.
Speaker 3: This really work?
Speaker 13: I picked up the receiver part and trying to hear
Speaker 13: the dial tone doesn't work, And I noticed that on
Speaker 13: the mouthpiece there looked like something that could have been
Speaker 13: a cookie or maybe throw up. It tasted more like
Speaker 13: a cookie, but it smelled. Now that there's a podcast
Speaker 13: just for the talkbacks, I'm gonna be sending so many
Speaker 13: disgusting stories.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 4: We welcome those. And you know scare you You've you've
Speaker 4: licked some gross cookies in your life.
Speaker 3: Oh hi, old, I gotta say the the payphones have
Speaker 3: all but disappeared in New York. There's about a few
Speaker 3: of them left, right, there's about maybe a couple. I
Speaker 3: think that's like, I don't remember seeing one, but she
Speaker 3: sounded like a New Yorker. I will tell you, Like
Speaker 3: the Upper West Side has like one or two left
Speaker 3: and that's the end of those. As far as cleaning
Speaker 3: out my garage and cleaning up my garage the past
Speaker 3: couple of weeks looking for stuff to sell to Nemo,
Speaker 3: of course I found a payphone phone like the handle
Speaker 3: the actual receiver.
Speaker 4: What the public payphone.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this a long time ago in
Speaker 3: my first car, before they were like before car phones
Speaker 3: were common. Car phones used to be very expensive. Get
Speaker 3: to buy him in a suitcase or have him mounted
Speaker 3: onto the car. Yeah, and I'd never afford one of those.
Speaker 3: So walking down the street one day, someone had cut
Speaker 3: the cord on the phone, so the phone wasn't connected
Speaker 3: to the receiver, like there was no metal cord it
Speaker 3: was attached. So it was just the phone and the
Speaker 3: long metal cord dangling from it. So I took it
Speaker 3: and I put the in the seat in the crack
Speaker 3: in the seat, and I may believe it was my
Speaker 3: car phone. So I would like put up on my
Speaker 3: ear when I was driving or people get in the
Speaker 3: car and I go, oh, you want to call that was?
Speaker 4: That was?
Speaker 3: That was my humor pre radio. Thank you Hio, that's
Speaker 3: my car phone. It was a visual I get it
Speaker 3: was a visual you and I threw.
Speaker 9: In reference to episode to seventy eight about that painting
Speaker 9: that got raffled off. Scarre keeps saying, he, I'm very confused.
Speaker 9: Who's he is he Brody, because at the Brody said,
Speaker 9: you save me a lot of morning From'm not buying
Speaker 9: that painting. But who's he that purchased a paint?
Speaker 17: So that was rich.
Speaker 3: I'm not understanding the guy who didn't sell me back
Speaker 3: from my joot ball tickets. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 3: the same guy, same dude. No, he just he said
Speaker 3: he'll get to in a couple of minutes. Okay, So
Speaker 3: let me explain. There was a painting I really liked
Speaker 3: that that Gandhi and her boyfriend Brandon painted, very colorful,
Speaker 3: very large. It was way too expensive for me, but
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it anyway. Scary held an auction,
Speaker 3: Gandhi authorized an auction, Gandhi and Brandon and they auctioned
Speaker 3: off any painting in the place that the guy wanted.
Speaker 3: The guy won the raffle and he said, I want
Speaker 3: that one, so he picked out the one I was
Speaker 3: thinking of buying that I couldn't have afforded, so jokingly
Speaker 3: I said, you saved me some money. I couldn't buy
Speaker 3: it because this guy took it right. But actually the
Speaker 3: way that happened was the dude told me to pick
Speaker 3: a painting off the wall.
Speaker 4: I picked that painting and then we raffled it off. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The guy who paid for it was the guy who
Speaker 3: I guess you know scary one of.
Speaker 4: The most expensive paintings on the wall. And the dude
Speaker 4: just wrote the check right there. Boom wrote that check.
Speaker 4: What do what he does for a living? I don't know,
Speaker 4: but he needs to pay for your Jingle Bowl ticket.
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 15: This is Burt from Birmingham. Scary n Literation is a
Speaker 15: reminder to bring the all of Brody's jingles. Thank you
Speaker 15: they brodis take dinner update Misophonia listen in order on
Speaker 15: the micro rappaport intro step.
Speaker 3: You know what, this guy should produce our show. Somebody
Speaker 3: has to. I think we need a producer. That was
Speaker 3: the call of the day so far.
Speaker 4: I think we.
Speaker 3: Rattled off everything you're supposed to bring. Will you please
Speaker 3: before vacation bring those home for vacation. I will bring
Speaker 3: them home. This vacation is not to every vacation I've
Speaker 3: got a lot going on right now. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 3: a big time. I'm all over the place everywhere.
Speaker 15: Thank you Brody for writting all of those jingles are
Speaker 15: funny and not clever.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 15: I hope you're enjoying your retirement.
Speaker 4: I'm not retired, but.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it. Everyone came up to you at that
Speaker 3: event and said, hey, congratulations on your retirement.
Speaker 4: David Brody.
Speaker 3: I made that clear on the air August nineteenth, twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two. Go back and listen to the best. Not retiring,
Speaker 3: not retired, and just stepped back from the crazy schedule.
Speaker 4: I was tired, not retired. He's just tired. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: almost not tired now almost.
Speaker 18: Why is scary so offended?
Speaker 3: Tak to what's wrong? I don't care?
Speaker 7: Oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh.
Speaker 4: I get it now. It wasn't Team two.
Speaker 3: The caller was saying twak two Oh, she had an
Speaker 3: octopus has her twa two?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, her tittoo That's what she was saying, tittoo. So
Speaker 3: she had an octopus on her boobs. Okay, my bigger
Speaker 3: concern is this whispery talk about Caden at four thirty
Speaker 3: five in the morning.
Speaker 4: What's so wrong with the term TWA two.
Speaker 3: At four thirty five am.
Speaker 4: Do you have a problem with what are you wearing?
Speaker 3: Can you waw to?
Speaker 4: Can you send that at like two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 4: Why does it have to be four to thirty five.
Speaker 3: By the way, nobody complained about the use of that word.
Speaker 3: Nobody just you.
Speaker 4: It was just a little little crash.
Speaker 3: That's okay, although there are some states in the country
Speaker 3: that want to ban our podcast now.
Speaker 19: But other than that, Here, Rody, what's going on?
Speaker 17: Rock and steam over there?
Speaker 4: From the box? It's a funny story.
Speaker 17: You're talking about splitting the bill and Scary's friends. Now
Speaker 17: you went in jail, Brody, excuse me? So me and
Speaker 17: from my friend when I with two other friends and
Speaker 17: we went to this nice restaurant and they're drinkers and
Speaker 17: we're not.
Speaker 4: It's about that, And so I.
Speaker 17: Have to pick up on part two three two.
Speaker 19: At from the box over there with part two. So
Speaker 19: going out this restaurant and I don't drink, My friend
Speaker 19: didn't drink. The two friends did drink me, and so
Speaker 19: the bill came back to the pro They had like
Speaker 19: six beers each, not not not combined.
Speaker 16: But six years each. Ye the bill give me up
Speaker 16: like a hundred dollars and they left to split the bill.
Speaker 16: I didn't want to be a dick, so I split it,
Speaker 16: but I was kind of mad about it. With not
Speaker 16: a drinking whether they have almost had to build with drinks.
Speaker 3: Well, if you drank nothing, then you should just be
Speaker 3: out of the equation altogether. Absolute, there's something a dick. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no going to pay for the beer. They're being assholes there, buck.
Speaker 3: If you had a couple of drinks and they had
Speaker 3: a few more than everyone splits evenly. You can't split
Speaker 3: hairs like that. Well that's why I don't drink, because
Speaker 3: I'll drink one or two and then I get stuck
Speaker 3: with eight, so I don't drink any Yeah, this.
Speaker 4: One is they gotta play it.
Speaker 3: This talkback is coming from episode two seventy two, Prairie Doggy.
Speaker 20: Style Scary Brody Brody Scary James Miami, Episode two seventy two.
Speaker 20: I'm I'm a little behind. I'm catching up, but I
Speaker 20: agree with you, Scary. You should have gotten that extra
Speaker 20: invite because they gotta know you were robbing you will
Speaker 20: You've been with Robbin how long?
Speaker 18: Now?
Speaker 4: Made ways?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 3: They should know better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't do the due diligence. They did not,
Speaker 4: and you know they they dropped the ball. They did.
Speaker 3: But that's okay. We I'm okay with it. You know
Speaker 3: you didn't go you saved the gift and I yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't even send any I didn't send any money.
Speaker 3: Although I did see some of the clips on social media.
Speaker 3: You just thought on a pretty nice one I heard,
Speaker 3: But I said, do I owe them a gift? A
Speaker 3: wedding gift?
Speaker 4: No, it's not in my world, but in your world
Speaker 4: maybe no clip boys is James up back?
Speaker 20: I saw the The Naked Attractions Brodie.
Speaker 3: Hilarious.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: Bloody hell they.
Speaker 20: Got a bush that that that show will never run
Speaker 20: in the United States.
Speaker 4: People will lose their minds. All these snowflakes will melt.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 20: Thanks for the recommendation. I love you, guys. I missed you, guys.
Speaker 20: I'm catching a right listen in order, ladies.
Speaker 4: Good to have you back.
Speaker 21: Scary what year are you from? Tweat toots tank toots.
Speaker 21: They're a lot more common than you think. Mostly, you know,
Speaker 21: the accountants get it. If you don't know what an
Speaker 21: accounting is, then my guy. Maybe you you're not so young.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not that I have a problem with those tattoos.
Speaker 3: Those What I have a problem is with the name
Speaker 3: that it's been given by.
Speaker 4: A taint to the tato Oh you said it now,
Speaker 4: it's just crass. It's not it's about an inch away
Speaker 4: from the crass. It's not. This is not. Oh, by
Speaker 4: the way, that's a pretty good name too, for that area.
Speaker 4: The crass, the crass. It's the crotch and the ass.
Speaker 4: It's the midst of in the middle, the crass, the crass.
Speaker 3: I'll go for the crass and the taint. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you want to crash too?
Speaker 21: Hey, broken boys about this? Hey's scary. I guess you're
Speaker 21: not part of the young crowd on the know. I mean,
Speaker 21: this is two years old. But there's a woman who
Speaker 21: may ask tattoo is very popular again because she got
Speaker 21: it done in that Las Vegas statoo couldn't mention and
Speaker 21: it was actually a cover up of her boyfriend's initials.
Speaker 21: So asked that too. Yeah, very popular. I'm okay with
Speaker 21: them accountants. I guess you're not so young.
Speaker 3: No, I'm okay with all this stuff. I'm just not
Speaker 3: okay with Brody just calling it that. No, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: if Robin got a taint too, you'd be okay with it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know how to react, right, that's so out
Speaker 3: of character.
Speaker 4: For her, I know.
Speaker 3: But what if you were like window shopping and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden you're like, oh, what, why is there
Speaker 3: a tulip for something that I was always doing down there?
Speaker 4: I don't know the tulip's down there.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I would feel mm hm.
Speaker 22: And Brooklyn buoys Josh from Illinois. Hey, talking about two
Speaker 22: seventy eight. How you're talking about your idea for your restaurant.
Speaker 22: It's already out there. It's called family style. That's where
Speaker 22: it comes out in big bulls and you pass it around.
Speaker 4: What family style is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorite Italian restaurant, call Mines, is family style.
Speaker 3: By the way, if Glenn from Cormins comes up to
Speaker 3: the radio station one more time this month, I'm so jealous.
Speaker 4: He's got to come to.
Speaker 3: My house at least once. Yeah, he's been there like
Speaker 3: eight times, been feeding us well lately.
Speaker 21: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm very jealous.
Speaker 23: It's like for a life. Alex from Philly, I was
Speaker 23: born and raised into al Philly and I just moved
Speaker 23: out about six months ago. Cowboys, I got married and
Speaker 23: I miss it every day. I don't know how that
Speaker 23: guy did it. Brody and Scary boys, bye, okay.
Speaker 4: Oh we talked about moving out of the places we
Speaker 4: grew up in. Yeah, I would never. I would never
Speaker 4: be a small town. I couldn't do.
Speaker 24: Hey, Brooklyn boys, It's Vanessa from Brooklyn. I just longtime listener,
Speaker 24: first time doing a talkback, but I just wanted to
Speaker 24: go ahead and comments on episode two seventy eight and
Speaker 24: where Scary was going off about his friend living in
Speaker 24: Costa Rica. My uncle actually did the same thing. He
Speaker 24: was born and raised in Alsalvader came over here to
Speaker 24: New York, and then straight from New York he went
Speaker 24: right to Costa Rica. He just loves the island life,
Speaker 24: the quiet life. Monkeys are his neighbors. He has a
Speaker 24: peacock as a pet.
Speaker 3: He just loves it.
Speaker 4: That's great. No, really slots like island life.
Speaker 3: You live in Coney Island, Long Island, Manhattan Island's plenty
Speaker 3: of islands around here, Island Governor Arts. I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: I'm telling you it's a different world. But you may
Speaker 3: live longer because.
Speaker 4: You probably have this.
Speaker 3: Monkeys is my neighbors, they'll rip my face off of
Speaker 3: low blood pressure. I have low blood pressure. Had to
Speaker 3: test it today. Monkeys don't very low blood Monkeys don't
Speaker 3: cause problems, they don't cause animosity. It was one hundred
Speaker 3: and five over seventy two something like that today. Oh,
Speaker 3: congratulations on Yeah, that's very good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, broken boys.
Speaker 25: Is Jacob from Arkansas. So just finished two seventy four
Speaker 25: catching up being behind from work, and he didn't see
Speaker 25: all of your rodrigo attractive issue. I don't see a
Speaker 25: problem with it. But the other verse side of that,
Speaker 25: with the women being older and the men younger, is
Speaker 25: that's been romanticized. For example, Stiffler's mom or the song
Speaker 25: Stacy's mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's guys.
Speaker 3: That's guys saying it's still guys with older women. We're
Speaker 3: talking about older women with younger guys.
Speaker 4: No, we're talking about older guys with younger women. No,
Speaker 4: older women with younger guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's mom, Stiffler's mom, Stifflip, Stiffle's mom banged his
Speaker 3: But that wasn't that wasn't the movie wasn't glorifying that
Speaker 3: Stiffler was glorifying right well, Stiff's people who like Stiffler's mom.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Olivia Rodrigo, did you watch that in that
Speaker 3: live this weekend?
Speaker 4: I sure did. Did you watch in slow motion?
Speaker 3: Didn't miss? Admit it is as long as it took
Speaker 3: you as Let me say this, she did well with
Speaker 3: the sketches, the sketch, the very.
Speaker 4: Just watch her second performance.
Speaker 3: She was very good with the oh yeah, but she
Speaker 3: sort of like rocked out with she jumped up on
Speaker 3: the table and smashed cake.
Speaker 4: It was great. I love that. Hey, yeah too much.
Speaker 21: I told Bruns he's carry I guess you don't have
Speaker 21: any accountant friends, any young hip friends.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 21: I go out there and get their vast stattoos. And
Speaker 21: when you ask who's gonna look at it? Who the
Speaker 21: fuck do you think he's gonna look at it?
Speaker 3: The boyfriend?
Speaker 21: The only fans? Are you serious? Also, there's that one
Speaker 21: woman that got their bad stattooed in a glowing the darking.
Speaker 26: Okay, thanks, But hey, Brooklyn boys, I'm in Milford, Pennsylvania
Speaker 26: at the Brooklyn Boy Pork Store. Okay, this fucking guy
Speaker 26: walks in and asks them where you guys from? Originally
Speaker 26: the guy just looks at him and says, Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: That seems like it's fair answer. By the way, Milford,
Speaker 4: Connecticut is where the highlight was from. Sorry, and I
Speaker 4: gotta say that is uh, that is a dumb question.
Speaker 3: Although I have to say I no, no, you know what,
Speaker 3: it's a dumb question. But I've been to places that say,
Speaker 3: like New York Style pizza and nobody, nobody there is
Speaker 3: from New York. Yeah, but the name of the store
Speaker 3: is Brooklyn Boys, and there the guys named the store
Speaker 3: after themselves. What if they bought it from the Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys and now they're just something bunch of hey, female slices,
Speaker 3: all the all four billion of you, let me ask
Speaker 3: you a question.
Speaker 12: I like a nice tattoo, a tattoo or tattoo. He's obsessing,
Speaker 12: he's talking, But do you like a man with a
Speaker 12: dick tattoo or or the dick piers like a prince Henry?
Speaker 21: All four billion of you please answer with a talk back?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: So he's throwing it out there for the slices, you
Speaker 3: think it's is it a cockatoo?
Speaker 4: Maybe? All right? One, don't worry out your welcome please.
Speaker 27: Or boys Brody is scary as always. Manny here for
Speaker 27: Monocham originally from Brooklyn. Regarding to it regards to either
Speaker 27: ketchup or mustard, I totally agree with Brody hashtag tribe.
Speaker 27: It's always Heinz ketchup and only ketch up on everything,
Speaker 27: almost everything.
Speaker 7: Not a steak though.
Speaker 3: I put it on steak. Nah, steak is too good
Speaker 3: for ketchup.
Speaker 4: None if it's not great steak.
Speaker 3: Here's the last one.
Speaker 26: Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 18: Was just in the doctor's office, still people pulling their
Speaker 18: masks down to cough. Pull the masks down, cough, puts
Speaker 18: masks back, and I noticed they were using EPIC. I
Speaker 18: saw on the screen, but thankfully I didn't think there
Speaker 18: were any problems from now.
Speaker 4: EPIC system.
Speaker 3: Right. I was getting my blood pressure today. I went
Speaker 3: to my doctor for my six month check up. Everything's good,
Speaker 3: and he says to me, I just want to let
Speaker 3: you know we're going to be on such and such
Speaker 3: a medical service from now on. We're upgrading everything to EPIC.
Speaker 3: I said, no, no, He's like, yeah, the new company
Speaker 3: they're going to be part of is a great idea,
Speaker 3: but they use EPIC. He's like, I heard bad things,
Speaker 3: so let me tell you something about epic. So and
Speaker 3: all the staff was like like covering their face. They
Speaker 3: didn't want to comment on it. I don't know what
Speaker 3: what the deal is with that thing, but it's it's
Speaker 3: a train wreck, the first I don't know, year and
Speaker 3: a half. Yeah, so epic fuck that.
Speaker 4: Oh so listen, you and I have to record a
Speaker 4: Booklyn Boys tomorrow. We do, all right, thank you. This
Speaker 4: is some slice time.
Speaker 3: We appreciate.
Speaker 4: I would say ninety great calls today.
Speaker 21: Choice, Choice,