Speaker 1: Well, Casey, where we mess around? Are we going to
Speaker 1: record this thing? I thought we were already do it.
Speaker 1: I thought we already go.
Speaker 2: With I know, I know, but where we gotta we
Speaker 2: always gotta wait for the tech team.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm turning this away so you all don't
Speaker 1: get sued. Let me.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't have the money to pay off Lacroix. Let's
Speaker 1: just let's just be so we can.
Speaker 3: Make some we can make some money.
Speaker 1: You'd be all right?
Speaker 3: Man, I'm sorry, No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Is it playing and we're not hearing it?
Speaker 3: Casey having some technical one second?
Speaker 4: Walk us through with Casey, maybe we can help. Has
Speaker 4: been around a lot of productions.
Speaker 1: It wasn't playing. Joel is pulling the file back up. Well,
Speaker 1: Jase here. Jay's a musician.
Speaker 2: I mean, he has this incredible new album, the Odyssey,
Speaker 2: and I wonder if he could help you. Does this
Speaker 2: ever happen to you in the studio where the engineer
Speaker 2: presses play and nothing play?
Speaker 5: You know seventy five percent of the time, uh, you know,
Speaker 5: and we get through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do most of the coaching, you know, because you
Speaker 5: know I studied computers too in high school, so you
Speaker 5: know what a great way to get back, I know,
Speaker 5: helping the community. One of virus taken down to the time.
Speaker 5: You remember Lime Wire, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just about to bring that up and
Speaker 2: go ahead and Frost Wire too, frost Wires.
Speaker 1: Share and all that. Yeah. Man, when when you're hard
Speaker 1: you're here. Oh my god, that's the song and I
Speaker 1: the Utagh ging us through it like helped. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The album is The Odyssey. Yeah, it's Jay Pharaoh. It
Speaker 4: just came out.
Speaker 1: People think this is a movie.
Speaker 2: I've heard people excited about The Odyssey, right, and they
Speaker 2: seem to have a misconception of what it is.
Speaker 1: He hear that up.
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing, man, a chrisphan Nolan. Actually they
Speaker 5: had come to me twenty and twenty two and he
Speaker 5: and he wanted me to play Odysseus.
Speaker 1: Yeah obviously, you know, but you know, we couldn't. It
Speaker 1: wasn't time to do like a you know, yeah, like
Speaker 1: a black version.
Speaker 3: It was also two we weren't there were progressive.
Speaker 1: At that time. It was a little early.
Speaker 5: So so what I decided to do was I decided
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty four to take that name and apply.
Speaker 1: It to this musical project.
Speaker 5: This journey that I created with one of my close
Speaker 5: friends and one one of the best producers in the world.
Speaker 5: I could say there's are two different people. These are
Speaker 5: two different well yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, the producer and this one person and the
Speaker 4: best producer, one of the best producers in the world.
Speaker 4: Is a is a second person there and not a
Speaker 4: close friend.
Speaker 5: Right, every morning they do the fusion dance and they
Speaker 5: just become one.
Speaker 4: So they begin every days toole and then they do
Speaker 4: the fusion dance set to maybe something produced by one
Speaker 4: of the best producers in the world who is not
Speaker 4: your close friend. And it was important to you to
Speaker 4: have someone be both your close for you couldn't just
Speaker 4: have one of the best producers in the world. They
Speaker 4: have to be your close friends.
Speaker 2: Frustrating if you don't have that friendship with them. But
Speaker 2: if you have someone who's just a friend and they're
Speaker 2: one of the best producers in the world, they're not
Speaker 2: gonna get too far exactly, so you got it.
Speaker 5: So they have to fuse and physically what did that?
Speaker 4: Oh did it take? On just one of their I
Speaker 4: can show you how it looked. Okay, if you wanted to, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I saw it was like this you so you were
Speaker 4: talking about the dance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he said, the vision dance.
Speaker 4: I was asking after they have fused, what does that
Speaker 4: look like?
Speaker 3: Is they have multiple two no's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just it just becomes Gemini, Gemini, bipolar gem
Speaker 5: they're there, their sign becomes Gemini because it's too different.
Speaker 5: They're two different people and in the same body. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: because that's what a Gemini is.
Speaker 3: That's what a Gemini is.
Speaker 1: Okay. So yeah, we want to help. You want to help.
Speaker 3: We want to and we can. Okay, like we.
Speaker 4: Can get this album going.
Speaker 5: Crazy crazy noodles we have we have that power ramen noodles.
Speaker 1: The it's gonna go.
Speaker 4: It's gonna go as crazy as that, or maybe even
Speaker 4: crazier than that.
Speaker 3: Okay, crazy, it's going to be.
Speaker 1: In more college dorm rooms than ramen noodles, spicy ramen noodles.
Speaker 4: It won't go that crazy in terms of ramen noodles
Speaker 4: and spicy romenade.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So we need that hot sauce. We we want that
Speaker 5: so I I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can buy the han sauce on their own.
Speaker 1: You put you can grind up some you grind up.
Speaker 3: You can grind that up order and pestel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta get it processed. Yeah, that's that's wasting.
Speaker 4: If we say that the trigger phrase to our listeners
Speaker 4: and then we issue a command, a command such as
Speaker 4: buy Jay Farrow's album The Odyssey every day for the
Speaker 4: rest of your life.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, then we'll have way more downloads than Will
Speaker 5: Smith had on his last project.
Speaker 1: And that's the bar.
Speaker 4: I know, yes, I know what you're going for. He
Speaker 4: has to do an impression of you. He now, I
Speaker 4: mean he does.
Speaker 1: I mean he will. At one point.
Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, Will Smith's big comeback is
Speaker 5: actually doing the j.
Speaker 1: Ferrell biopic Come on, wow, I know man. I was like,
Speaker 1: really like, is this the time? This in real life?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this guy's been let's face it. He
Speaker 2: took ahead, yeah, and he gave it.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, well you have to. I guess this is
Speaker 5: what you have to do. It's kind of like a
Speaker 5: you know, humiliation ritual for well.
Speaker 2: You scan the field and you go, all right, what's
Speaker 2: unimpeachable and what's something I can do that's completely safe.
Speaker 2: First try was the new Rap song where he says
Speaker 2: that he likes pretty girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like pretty girls. Eh, yeah, I like pretty girl.
Speaker 5: That's that's what he said for three minutes and three
Speaker 5: minutes we heard it.
Speaker 1: We all know.
Speaker 4: I mean, like I have know that that many songs
Speaker 4: that but I did hear that one.
Speaker 5: You did hear that one song. It ain't a lot
Speaker 5: of women not pretty to me. I mean she's pretty
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that and that's interesting, right, Yeah, you like
Speaker 4: pretty girls, well.
Speaker 2: Everything, and they're all pretty to me, So don't sweet
Speaker 2: the small stuff and it's all small stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like pretty girls and they're all pretty. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 5: And Kolta was just standing up doing that one, just going.
Speaker 5: She was just raising her hands. She was like, finally
Speaker 5: somebody sees.
Speaker 2: Had to be a big relief for her because she's
Speaker 2: been wondering pretty girls.
Speaker 3: Will Smith isn't talking about me?
Speaker 1: Is he me? And am well, yes, yes, you and she.
Speaker 5: You know she she sounds to me like a female
Speaker 5: Nicholas Cage as she sounds.
Speaker 1: Like it is it kind of teetering all that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think back to the roast, that
Speaker 4: one roast that she did, because I was that's one
Speaker 4: of the last times did you do that one?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. If you if you're raises,
Speaker 5: you think on flavor fla was that flavor flavor?
Speaker 4: I don't think so favor. I mean, as far as
Speaker 4: I prefer it not be. No, so what you just said?
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't really remember if I prefer that. I
Speaker 4: didn't just mistake you for flavor flav. I don't think
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 5: Was it the wait wait, I'm just trying. Was it
Speaker 5: the Cat Williams roast maybe? Or was it Cat Williams
Speaker 5: roasted or what was it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't and cults are roasted something I want to.
Speaker 4: We have three computers, so maybe I mistook you for
Speaker 4: Justin Bieber. That would be really hard to wind down.
Speaker 4: That's problem.
Speaker 5: That's how I praise it. Said it look like a lesbian.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, and the nice, pretty nice body, right, that's body,
Speaker 5: that's right, right, And yeah, damn man bleached and had
Speaker 5: to bleach myself because of the Villelago crazy.
Speaker 1: I said, we can help, Yeah, no you will.
Speaker 2: Well, well, well, well we we maybe we will.
Speaker 3: We'd like to.
Speaker 1: We'd like to. We'd like to have good reason to.
Speaker 1: We have needs of our own, we have stuff going
Speaker 1: on and all it's true.
Speaker 2: It's vulnerable to admit, but we do have you know,
Speaker 2: we've got a whole world going on before and after
Speaker 2: you enter the studio that comes with its own sort
Speaker 2: of sticky issues.
Speaker 3: And it'll follow you in here.
Speaker 4: Sometimes try and keep this place follow you, keep the
Speaker 4: world out, but it does creep.
Speaker 5: Its way in, like like a silent fought just just.
Speaker 3: Just like a silent far fall in here.
Speaker 2: It sneaks, it sneaks on in and before you know it,
Speaker 2: it's taken over.
Speaker 1: So mine, I'm kind of think of anything else away.
Speaker 1: They got hooks.
Speaker 3: Yours are following you around, and they have hooks. They
Speaker 3: got hooks.
Speaker 1: They just you know, they'll they'll move fast. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like when he was about to yeah, move faster.
Speaker 1: Did do that? Yeah, he didn't use his claws, and
Speaker 1: so the funk is like, move faster, brother, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I can't believe you're killing me. He never
Speaker 1: said that, but he.
Speaker 2: Never said, yeah, that's what I would have said.
Speaker 1: You like that.
Speaker 3: He didn't really make his case while he was hanging there.
Speaker 1: Please don't. Yeah, I'm always confused by that, and please don't.
Speaker 4: It's like, like, what's the thing what's the issue here
Speaker 4: that we talked about it? Because I didn't invite you
Speaker 4: to Simba's holding up ceremony.
Speaker 3: I intended to be a pun.
Speaker 1: It's too much pride.
Speaker 5: If somebody has if somebody is going to kill me
Speaker 5: and I'm witnessing it, witnessing it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a few words.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm gonna saying I disagree with them all
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 5: You well, okay, I know I don't want to go.
Speaker 5: I don't want to go like that. It's the WRAW
Speaker 5: podcast for that.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not an We're not the earth.
Speaker 3: We can figure out which the one is.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say what the punchline I would have.
Speaker 2: And I never want you to feel restricted in any
Speaker 2: way while you're here.
Speaker 1: I can leave them if you want to do, because
Speaker 1: we know and it got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 1: It's just me. I was you know.
Speaker 5: You notice too, I haven't cursed as I've been sitting here,
Speaker 5: I haven't cursed at all.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it.
Speaker 2: Why you talked about dry and jaculate record it But
Speaker 2: it was but it was not. Yes, it was very
Speaker 2: colorful and it was and it is getting a super
Speaker 2: cre You weren't using curse words.
Speaker 5: So yeah, so what I don't want? I mean if
Speaker 5: I was fossoor I just got throat yeh.
Speaker 1: Nigga, are you crazy? Like that's quick? That's what I
Speaker 1: would say, right, That's what I would say. See why
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3: That's what you would say. Think about that.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like that was a pretty crazy thing.
Speaker 1: You wow. Wow, Yeah, I just killed my brother. That's
Speaker 1: that's pretty old. I'm king though. Yeah, Wow, had to
Speaker 1: go through blood.
Speaker 5: Man's say, that's yeah, kind of like West Virginia.
Speaker 1: Damn, go through blood, come through blood. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: You know something. I'm very quick. We were warned.
Speaker 5: Hey man, you know wow, just just getting the improv
Speaker 5: about Yeah, let's yeah, let's let's talk about it. We
Speaker 5: didn't talked about the album for the last twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: That hasn't been it's been.
Speaker 2: It's been forteen, he's been fourteen, and three of those
Speaker 2: were waiting for Casey to find the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just about eleven minutes in. But we always
Speaker 1: like to say it feels like forty. It feel you're
Speaker 1: doing it right. It feels like forty absolutely for I
Speaker 1: don't know why I did that. I just had to.
Speaker 3: No, let's think of the reason why he would be
Speaker 3: saying that.
Speaker 1: This is he saw in the.
Speaker 4: Movie this is forty that I'm right there with you
Speaker 4: had at first it was great bull bull Rut.
Speaker 6: One of the greatest actors ever created, one of the greatest.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 6: I love him when he plays the ant Man. The
Speaker 6: ant Man is absolutely phenomenal.
Speaker 5: He's an ant and a man and he grows Leslie Wow,
Speaker 5: he's a lot of brain bout.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you watch Leslie Man pee or poop in
Speaker 4: front of you like he does in the movie. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that would what would what would you do?
Speaker 6: It would be absolutely disgusting and absolutely clippable.
Speaker 4: Can we walk you through a situation that we're dealing with.
Speaker 4: We share a bank. Oh sorry, it's FedEx can Goes Bank.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean like separate accounts. I thought you might
Speaker 4: like to same, like it was a joint account. We
Speaker 4: we do have a joint account. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: benefits to it. Oh yeah, so what you do is
Speaker 4: you get married.
Speaker 3: It's not like it doesn't have to be like you're
Speaker 3: it doesn't have to be romantic.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's literally like it's for tax purposes.
Speaker 2: And for joint bank account purposes, the Chuck and Larry,
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 3: It's produce that I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe he had a hand in it.
Speaker 2: It's not his wicked pen necessarily, But are you crazy
Speaker 2: if you don't think that he gave some input.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely definitely had a you.
Speaker 2: Can feel, you can feel his fingerprints.
Speaker 3: And we inherit each other's share of the podcast if
Speaker 3: we die, okay, and so when.
Speaker 1: I hope we go together. But there's no way to
Speaker 1: guarantee it. I mean it is, I mean's a couple
Speaker 1: of ways to guarantee you.
Speaker 2: Oh, certainly there's ways to guarantee it. Yeah, I feel,
Speaker 2: but we're not there yet.
Speaker 1: You need some you need some suggestions of.
Speaker 3: How we could.
Speaker 1: Simultaneously.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's there's many you have, say, phases of death.
Speaker 5: Just there's thousands of ways.
Speaker 4: Where they do where they podcasts at the same time
Speaker 4: the same time it was a whole movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, my concern about that is then the podcast would
Speaker 4: go to Adam, who.
Speaker 1: We don't know very well.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, Uh, this is like his like maybe third
Speaker 4: or fourth episode that he's done with us. I don't
Speaker 4: think he's ready to take over the franchise.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Adam, I don't necessarily trust
Speaker 2: him with you know, legacy and the material. And I
Speaker 2: also don't necessarily want to endow him with some of
Speaker 2: the issues that we're going to bring up.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, well, well, how many issues? How many
Speaker 1: issues doesn't he have?
Speaker 5: Because man a, he already looks like Putin, So you
Speaker 5: know what you do is he's definitely rushing.
Speaker 1: I can tell he's rushing.
Speaker 5: So yeah, that's that's put In disguise those sons. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just just wrestling bears and all the types.
Speaker 1: There's a body double Putin. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you know he's.
Speaker 1: The real ones.
Speaker 5: Easy easy, he's the real way he got his hair back,
Speaker 5: all types of stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He went to Turkey on the way here. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's what shirt. Yeah, I think that's what a
Speaker 1: Carric shirt is. Crazy.
Speaker 5: I think I think that's so that's so insane to
Speaker 5: go to Turkey to get your head taken care of.
Speaker 1: When you leave, it's a whole plane full of these.
Speaker 5: Guys and they look like explosions, you know, like or
Speaker 5: like you know the push pops push pop if you squeeze,
Speaker 5: but like that's at the top.
Speaker 1: Of the head.
Speaker 4: Look, and they dangerous for that one playing And to me,
Speaker 4: that high you're gonna lose your folloicle, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't.
Speaker 2: Immediately want to head altitude with that style of head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't want to. You don't want to do that,
Speaker 5: like he got the cabin clear. The nuclear miss My
Speaker 5: old teachers in Virginia say nuclear. I don't know why
Speaker 5: they said that. It just sounds funny. Nuclear, I said,
Speaker 5: you mean nuclear mother soucker. Anyway, nuclear and an atomic explosion.
Speaker 4: All these exploded, then what's the option for them because
Speaker 4: a boat is also not going to work with the
Speaker 4: new head.
Speaker 1: Whole play look like whole play looked like World War two.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, and yeah because of all the explosions in
Speaker 5: the in the Yeah, yeah, you got yes, alright, go ahead. Sorry,
Speaker 5: we share a bank, yep, we told the bank because
Speaker 5: we learned of the arrangement where you inherit your partners
Speaker 5: wealth when they die. That we were both of us
Speaker 5: married to Lauren Michaels.
Speaker 1: That's why, so that we would get his things.
Speaker 4: When he asked away, what you can we hope it
Speaker 4: doesn't happen. It all happens at the same time.
Speaker 1: Hey, there's a fish tank.
Speaker 3: The popcorn.
Speaker 5: The popcorn, if there's any will to get thrown on, that's.
Speaker 3: The use we were.
Speaker 1: He saw rings, he comes around with those.
Speaker 4: I mean, just the jewels alone, our hands on those jewels.
Speaker 1: The gold tooth, yeah, all of that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, The gold.
Speaker 3: Toof he wears as a ring.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the chanelle, the chanelle, uh, the Chanelle Beth, the
Speaker 5: Chanelle to yell to He's got a chanel too, and
Speaker 5: that's wow.
Speaker 1: He's got Louis. Yeah. You can't even see it. You
Speaker 1: can't even see And that's that's how you know.
Speaker 5: Well that welp is when you have expensive things on
Speaker 5: on your yourself.
Speaker 1: You can't even see you here quietly, just.
Speaker 2: A few designer teeth in the back of the mouth,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, A couple of coach tooth.
Speaker 5: Just a coach a coach tooth is wild chanel tooth,
Speaker 5: a coach tooth of Louis maton tooth, but just all molers.
Speaker 4: You can't see him. Yeah, And he didn't have any
Speaker 4: taken out. Those are just added in with his original
Speaker 4: set right, which works perfect.
Speaker 1: As well. In his original set, were all he had
Speaker 1: thirty two Bowyard go Yard teeth in his mouth.
Speaker 3: I think they were actually bowyards.
Speaker 1: It was Boyard, which is like one level above go
Speaker 1: yard yard. Yeah, it was Bowyard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Bo Jackson's bowl, his designer brand. Yeah, Bowyard
Speaker 4: the bow yard because he would he would bowyard so often.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always board.
Speaker 5: So so w to get on this. Whell, I'm very
Speaker 5: curious about this. So what did you have to do?
Speaker 4: We walked over to the other side of the FedEx
Speaker 4: kinkoes and made a uh a ink marriage certificate.
Speaker 2: We went to the from the one counter and then
Speaker 2: we got the marriage certificate and we just sort of
Speaker 2: slapped on the other name to say, you know, like
Speaker 2: it's like it's kind of we're all cool with each
Speaker 2: other this, we're insatiable.
Speaker 4: And they kept asking us if we were doing They
Speaker 4: could kind of tell that's what we were doing, right,
Speaker 4: They're like.
Speaker 2: You're not making a fake copy, are you in we'd say,
Speaker 2: this is a completely separate event, and that's actually illegal
Speaker 2: for you to ask me that, right, You know which
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was. And now y'all are
Speaker 2: all in the I think actually what we did was illegals.
Speaker 4: I look there being fucking freaks about it. They're being
Speaker 4: so fucking stupid about it. At the bank, you're in a.
Speaker 1: Poli relationship with Lord Michaels and you yes on paper,
Speaker 1: we're in a poly relationship with Lord Michaels ethical nominogamy.
Speaker 4: And they make you lay out like everything you do
Speaker 4: to each other, and like how bad you want it?
Speaker 3: Like that?
Speaker 1: How with y'all?
Speaker 5: How hot are y'all for Lauren Michaels. Each of us
Speaker 5: have our different piece of him that we kind of get.
Speaker 5: We can never fully be satisfied. We are left cheek,
Speaker 5: right cheek, That's what we're talking about it.
Speaker 4: It's bisected the other directions, so it's top and bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, like like the like that tales from the Crypt
Speaker 5: episode with Joe Pesci got cut in half the Twins.
Speaker 5: This was like back in nineteen ninety one. Remember this
Speaker 5: horizontally on the middle of his.
Speaker 1: Butt, Yes, in the middle of his butt horizontally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just told you. Guy's crazy cript keeper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he shouldn't have done that. You all just magic
Speaker 1: showed Laurd Michaels. That's crazy. He shouldn't have done that
Speaker 1: to Joe PESHI you shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: Some of the obviously there was a point when cancel
Speaker 2: culture got a little out of control.
Speaker 1: I think with the Cripkeeper we got it right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to accurt and we don't want to do We
Speaker 5: have been hiring private detectives to investigate the leadership of
Speaker 5: the bank and their families.
Speaker 4: And also the judge. And here's what we learned. The
Speaker 4: judge is a huge fan of the Original Kings of Comedy. Really, yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: she is an older white woman. Her name is Judge McGillicutty,
Speaker 4: and she.
Speaker 3: Goes crazy crazy four Original Kings of Comedy.
Speaker 5: Yes, so before you smashed her, she asked you to
Speaker 5: do so.
Speaker 3: I just want to go back a little bit. We
Speaker 3: have not smashed her yet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, on paper, we can't get enough of Lord Mike.
Speaker 2: You know, Judge is actually investigating, you know, the validity
Speaker 2: of that claim.
Speaker 1: So for us to smash her we would actually be detrimental.
Speaker 3: As Hayes said, to this case.
Speaker 1: Well I did a good job at this stage. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do a good child yeah, but back
Speaker 1: to y'all.
Speaker 3: Probably if.
Speaker 4: We could get as a character reference two to four
Speaker 4: of the original Kings of comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, talking about Judge McGillicutty, maybe a voice.
Speaker 4: Sean and Hayes are actually dicking doubt Lord Michaels. Sorry,
Speaker 4: oh it's cool, dicking down Horne Michaels in a real.
Speaker 1: Legal way. That's like, are actually married to him?
Speaker 2: And the well as a Yeah, as an example, if
Speaker 2: Cedric the entertainer were to vouch for the fact that
Speaker 2: I had personally.
Speaker 1: Hit Lord Michael's back walls in your presence, you'd be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: that between you and God.
Speaker 5: That's that he that is that That's what he would
Speaker 5: say for that way he was.
Speaker 4: Well, but he saw it, and is its saying that,
Speaker 4: like we are, we're upstanding guys.
Speaker 3: Our money situation is totally legitimate, keep it.
Speaker 2: Everything is above board, and we're two crazy horn dogs
Speaker 2: who always follow the laws.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then there's a separate lawn in our house, which
Speaker 2: is that Lord never goes to bed unfucked, and so
Speaker 2: so we are honoring you know, both the government set
Speaker 2: of laws and also the law of the home.
Speaker 3: And there is a throw pillow that over.
Speaker 7: Well, first, what I like to say to you two gentlemen,
Speaker 7: ye'ah done hit the jetpot. Literally if I hit Lord
Speaker 7: Michael's Boy, I tell you, yeah, I have even more
Speaker 7: shows on television, more than I got.
Speaker 1: Nah. But I'm gonna tell you something. What you need
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 7: Make sure that you play Jungle Fever because you know
Speaker 7: he liked that song. He liked imagine himself as a
Speaker 7: black man sometimes. So you go ahead and just have
Speaker 7: that playing in the background, and then y'all gonna have
Speaker 7: a real good relationship.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: This is a great start. It is such a good
Speaker 4: start person, that's very valuable information for us. We do
Speaker 4: ultimately like convert this into a real thing, because you'd be.
Speaker 5: Doing better than than than Steve Harvey as he told you.
Speaker 3: Yes, if we could get it directly to the judge.
Speaker 1: So what we need to ask for the Miguel Cuddy
Speaker 1: believe this.
Speaker 2: Yes, Hey, I don't make the names, I just use them.
Speaker 3: And Bernie's her favorite. Ough to say.
Speaker 1: She does not know, she has not heard and wants
Speaker 1: to break it to her.
Speaker 3: No one in her life will tell her Stern Judge.
Speaker 5: Nobody in the life will tell her that you too, clapping,
Speaker 5: Laura Michaels.
Speaker 3: No, we know.
Speaker 4: Asking that question because we need to get this straight.
Speaker 3: We need to we need to tell her to lie.
Speaker 3: No one will tell her. And now I'm worried that
Speaker 3: Jay doesn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now I feel like I'm in a Judge
Speaker 2: mcgilli cutty situation.
Speaker 1: I'm up to speak.
Speaker 3: That Bernie mac is dead.
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, he's dead, but he but he is in heaven.
Speaker 1: When when did he die?
Speaker 3: Adam, I just looked it up, so and so what
Speaker 3: did you find when you did that? So it seems
Speaker 3: like he was asking, he was asking good time. No
Speaker 3: one knows. Nobody knows. Okay, you looked it up at
Speaker 3: it nobody knows.
Speaker 5: Nobody knows one of the most famous comedians that that
Speaker 5: is crazy, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, so you need the message to get to.
Speaker 4: Him, the message to get to her. And so we're
Speaker 4: saying she does not know because no one in her
Speaker 4: life will tell her that we lock.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's a that's a leg that's me.
Speaker 1: This is my tip of deal hugely. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: just go to Bernie back. Now that was that was
Speaker 1: a little help I'm.
Speaker 5: Working on it. Okay, all right, so all this is
Speaker 5: what you want. I know, this is what you want.
Speaker 5: Let me tear you mother sucker songs. Let me just
Speaker 5: say something to you. Now, you got two ip bulls
Speaker 5: that made the lines. Really, you know, real lives, crazy,
Speaker 5: you know, loud of normally, it won't make no sense.
Speaker 5: First of all, had they to some of them a
Speaker 5: trick gonna get to what Lord Michael's now, they was
Speaker 5: talked about him a little bit, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: But what they forgot to talk about is the fact
Speaker 5: that they all got a whole bunch of titty beans.
Speaker 1: You ain't even talk about that here, a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of titty bean. Hey, hey, so it me. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's exactly what it is. So the too,
Speaker 1: some of them ambitious, need too, some of them bitious,
Speaker 1: Now come up with it that damn lie. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Some on they got with them and
Speaker 1: they bust on. They busting them off. You know, they
Speaker 1: busting them off. It's had of them. So they haven't
Speaker 1: they have one of them Greek relationships. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, back in the
Speaker 1: back back of the island of Timopoli. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Back they having a three hundred type of situation. You know,
Speaker 5: they're having the bulls and a barracks.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So what you need to do.
Speaker 1: All you need to do. Oh you need to do.
Speaker 1: Oh you need to do. Oh you need to do.
Speaker 1: All you need to do is you need to take
Speaker 1: the information and you just need to validate. They gonna
Speaker 1: believe your ass. You know why, because you're mos sucking Judge,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the impression is so good. The description
Speaker 2: of the dynamic is really good.
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't catch every single word. It did sound
Speaker 4: like which I think we probably can't use that we
Speaker 4: are we are titty banging Lord Michael.
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't say that. I said busting them off,
Speaker 1: busting them all.
Speaker 3: But that was a different part.
Speaker 1: But at one point I think you described it as
Speaker 1: a lie that we had come up I did here.
Speaker 1: That was the part I caught. That was a little
Speaker 1: bit of a red flag for me, just in terms
Speaker 1: of us trying.
Speaker 3: But he did, Judge did just go with it anyway.
Speaker 1: He must tell you the judge to tell other people
Speaker 1: it's real, like the bank. Because here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: Bernie is so, hes not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, he's.
Speaker 5: So because Bernie and what he's gonna do is he's
Speaker 5: going to tell the truth, but he's still gonna get
Speaker 5: the he's still gonna get the mission accomplished.
Speaker 1: And that's what he did. So that's why, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I mean, Bernie telling her, Hey, you gotta tell
Speaker 2: the bank that this is real. Yes, I think it's
Speaker 2: maybe more powerful than Bernie.
Speaker 4: Saying and her hearing that from Bernie. I think, uh,
Speaker 4: I think that will probably get us there. I did
Speaker 4: hear something about titty bag, but there was something about.
Speaker 1: Did me. No, I didn't say that, But you didn't
Speaker 1: say that. No, I said you had a three hundred
Speaker 1: remember that, Yes, like a situation. Situation, I remember all that.
Speaker 3: That was a different part. I yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: I was just and then whatever he whatever he was
Speaker 5: rattling off after after that, you know, he was, you know,
Speaker 5: most be.
Speaker 1: Rattling off a whole bunch of things. Say whatever he
Speaker 1: did something, Joe, forget, what the hell? I just hear it.
Speaker 5: This whole thing is totally real, Okay, this whole thing
Speaker 5: is totally real. So what I'm gonna need you to
Speaker 5: do is help everybody because you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: You know, white people, you know, you get very weird.
Speaker 1: You know, to get weird each other, you know, grab
Speaker 1: each other by the nuts. You know about enough to
Speaker 1: Hey what you got down there? Anyway, it's called that anyway.
Speaker 1: The only thing you need to do is make sure
Speaker 1: you get everything approved. I'm gonna tell you everything improved.
Speaker 1: You won't be coming to much, and I'm I'm going
Speaker 1: in front of you. You're gonna like everything you say.
Speaker 1: I don't tell you why, because of.
Speaker 3: My life person, you know, the promising tickets to so
Speaker 3: that she can go to a show and see you.
Speaker 3: I think that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You just hate this, and you make sure that everybody
Speaker 1: know that it is not allowed. We'll make sure you
Speaker 1: get season ticket.
Speaker 3: He's tickets.
Speaker 1: Using tickets to Bernie Mack. Imagine court side seats to
Speaker 1: watch Bernie Matt.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh, that's that is exactly what we need. I am
Speaker 4: ready to deliver the Q phrase, the trigger phrase.
Speaker 2: Now we are you held up your end of the bargain.
Speaker 2: Let us do our job. Frog so that is the
Speaker 2: phrase that activates our army.
Speaker 1: Hi your frog? Yeah yeah, I pronounce it differently, okay, cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that two different I know, two different meanings
Speaker 4: a double on tontra actually and in a way hia
Speaker 4: it means it means if you're frog. That means two
Speaker 4: completely different things. When she's coming at you saying hyah.
Speaker 1: Frog, hi frog.
Speaker 3: Those are two great impressions, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't do you know impressions. I just I
Speaker 1: just do the key phrase that activates our army of
Speaker 1: uh listeners.
Speaker 2: Uh to buy, not stream, don't don't purchase Jay Farrell's
Speaker 2: album The Odyssey.
Speaker 3: Every day for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Life.
Speaker 2: Now it's time for me to come clean about something.
Speaker 2: The life expectancy of the listeners at this podcast.
Speaker 3: Is extremely low.
Speaker 2: Something about where we're listening to or who this appeals
Speaker 2: to as a real overlap with poor decisions and poor
Speaker 2: general health.
Speaker 4: And unfortunately, buying an album every single day is going
Speaker 4: to accelerate the timeline.
Speaker 1: It will endanger them.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that this this
Speaker 5: seems like a horror film and how uh yeah, I can.
Speaker 1: Just see somebody's in the car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, listening to y'all. Yeah, and then you know the
Speaker 5: end of the podcast. Yeah, it's just like Mars attacks
Speaker 5: with the ear drome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: That's one way it happens. Sometimes they'll be listening and
Speaker 4: they'll be like, I have bridge abutments started to look
Speaker 4: pretty appealing. Yeah, I bet I can beat it.
Speaker 2: They're racing the bridge abutments by driving right at it.
Speaker 4: And then it becomes you know, maybe that makes another
Speaker 4: person is maybe on the road also listening to us,
Speaker 4: and they're all sort of like racing to get to
Speaker 4: the bridge.
Speaker 2: And do you appear to be concentrated, Yeah in this one,
Speaker 2: because they want to live halfway house.
Speaker 1: Because they want to live.
Speaker 3: That's money all doing that, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how you are helping people, you are.
Speaker 1: I do think so, I do think so.
Speaker 2: I think it's we're we're finding a special group of
Speaker 2: people who don't appear to like anything else.
Speaker 3: Uh And this is scratching an itch that no one
Speaker 3: else has reached.
Speaker 5: Oh man, scratching it. It's no one else has reached.
Speaker 5: That's that's just that's that's crazy what what we did
Speaker 5: for Lauren as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah sounds yeah, it seems like it. I mean I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know, so we wouldn't either, but we were scratching
Speaker 1: an itch one could reach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, you know what, you know, I know somebody
Speaker 5: who listens to you all showed that it's still alive. Uh.
Speaker 1: That is the nicest thing.
Speaker 2: You know, we really, we really are not hearing for
Speaker 2: the blazing and the compliments, but to have you sit
Speaker 2: and whether it's true or not, say you know someone
Speaker 2: who listens to the show who's still alive.
Speaker 1: That is so kind.
Speaker 3: And if we could put that in like our episode
Speaker 3: description or something like.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is the clip, just the idea that
Speaker 2: someone alive listens to the show. That is going to
Speaker 2: be so encouraging for so many family members of our
Speaker 2: former listeners. The class action suit again, I mean, here's
Speaker 2: helping us with judges left and right. Because for you
Speaker 2: to say that, and you don't have to give us
Speaker 2: a name or anything, I know, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I've never met the dude, but I do know
Speaker 1: who he is.
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, yep, great, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's kind of famous, you know if you interested us. Well,
Speaker 1: now I'm curious his name is. His name is Flee Johnson.
Speaker 3: Johnson.
Speaker 5: He's the Booty Warrior.
Speaker 3: YEP, indeed, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Assumed it was a different Fleece Johnson. You're telling me
Speaker 4: that Fleece Johnson the Booty Warrior listens to this podcast
Speaker 4: and is alive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this is matter and this is gonna be
Speaker 5: the horniest podcast for because you just talked about how
Speaker 5: you will were pretending to clap Lord Michael's cheeks.
Speaker 1: He's gonna play. Yes, you all had on his hit
Speaker 1: list now, both of you, Fleece Johnson, Fleece Johnson, please
Speaker 1: damn Booty Warrior.
Speaker 3: I mean, as I.
Speaker 2: Live and breathe, unbelievable reveal you slow played it.
Speaker 3: And do you know what that means? Jay?
Speaker 4: It means that Fleece Johnson the Booty Warrior will now
Speaker 4: be buying your album very single.
Speaker 5: That's about probably about fifteen twenty maybe days. That's good,
Speaker 5: that's right.
Speaker 1: Days. Months Actually, I'm measuring months.
Speaker 3: Fifty twenty months not happening. Literally, we've never.
Speaker 1: It's just not that kind of show, you know.
Speaker 2: And I wish it was, obviously, I wish it was
Speaker 2: for them and for us, but that's not the situation
Speaker 2: we find ourselves in.
Speaker 1: Are you all familiar with flee Johnson.
Speaker 5: You know what he is.
Speaker 1: So he's the booty Warrior?
Speaker 3: Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong about that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, No, you're spot on. Yeah, so you are familiar with.
Speaker 1: Remind me some of the booty wars that he's fought in.
Speaker 1: Let's see here.
Speaker 2: It was the.
Speaker 1: It was the cheap Clapper.
Speaker 5: I mean I have a thousand and one Oh, the
Speaker 5: cheap Clapper two thousand and one war. Yeah, also also
Speaker 5: known as a woman's toy as you know, a woman's toy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: cheat clapper toy. I mean it's disguised you see. That
Speaker 5: would normally it would make perfect sense for yes, you know,
Speaker 5: a homosexual couple to have, Yes, but you got to
Speaker 5: confuse people.
Speaker 1: It's in marketing.
Speaker 5: You know, they got the rabbit and then you know,
Speaker 5: you know, the warriors in two thousand and two. I
Speaker 5: imagine he saw action in the Battle of the Bulge.
Speaker 5: You know what, well, no, well not that one, No,
Speaker 5: the Battle of the Bulges it was yeah, it was
Speaker 5: just the one boat. Oh, he's a warrior. Millions, he's
Speaker 5: a millions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a warrior.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: You know, if you ever you've ever heard this man talk.
Speaker 3: Before, he's wild. How does he talk Jesus.
Speaker 1: I know what you want. Yeah, you're an impression hawk.
Speaker 1: That's him. Yeah, that's how he sounds. Yeah, sound, that's
Speaker 1: exact guy, you sound. Now he's like this, He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: look man, back in the penitentiary.
Speaker 7: In my booted mane body is more important than water, mine,
Speaker 7: more important than food.
Speaker 1: I like booty man. If I would have seen one
Speaker 1: of y'all guards in there back in the nineties, man,
Speaker 1: I would have grabbed one of y'all's butts endured you
Speaker 1: to say something. See I'm not I'm a warrior. That's
Speaker 1: what I am. I'm a warrior. And now it kind
Speaker 1: of talks like this because he's a bit older.
Speaker 7: And they took all his teeth out of his mouth
Speaker 7: because he was biting people, so they took all his
Speaker 7: teeth out of his mouth, and now he's.
Speaker 1: Just like a snapping turtle.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: We train these soldiers and then we take their teeth
Speaker 2: when they continue doing their job. It's just the sad
Speaker 2: song of the Warrior plays again, doesn't.
Speaker 1: It, The sad song of the Warrior? Yep, yep, yep. God.
Speaker 3: I can't believe Memorial Day or Memorial Day episode just.
Speaker 1: Happened, and here we are honoring the troops, man, the
Speaker 1: booty troops. Yeah, you're not gonna hold it until next
Speaker 1: Memorial Day, are you? You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 3: I mean if they don't make.
Speaker 2: The schedule, but I imagine not. Some of this stuff
Speaker 2: is too important, specifically the legal case we have. Bye Bye, Hollywood,
Speaker 2: Hamburg