WEBVTT - Jay Pharoah, Our Close Friend

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Casey, where we mess around? Are we going to

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<v Speaker 1>record this thing? I thought we were already do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we already go.

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<v Speaker 2>With I know, I know, but where we gotta we

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<v Speaker 2>always gotta wait for the tech team.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm turning this away so you all don't

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<v Speaker 1>get sued. Let me.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the money to pay off Lacroix. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just let's just be so we can.

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<v Speaker 3>Make some we can make some money.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm sorry, No, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it playing and we're not hearing it?

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<v Speaker 3>Casey having some technical one second?

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<v Speaker 4>Walk us through with Casey, maybe we can help. Has

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<v Speaker 4>been around a lot of productions.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't playing. Joel is pulling the file back up. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Jase here. Jay's a musician.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he has this incredible new album, the Odyssey,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wonder if he could help you. Does this

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<v Speaker 2>ever happen to you in the studio where the engineer

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<v Speaker 2>presses play and nothing play?

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<v Speaker 5>You know seventy five percent of the time, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>and we get through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I do most of the coaching, you know, because you

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<v Speaker 5>know I studied computers too in high school, so you

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<v Speaker 5>know what a great way to get back, I know,

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<v Speaker 5>helping the community. One of virus taken down to the time.

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<v Speaker 5>You remember Lime Wire, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was just about to bring that up and

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and Frost Wire too, frost Wires.

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<v Speaker 1>Share and all that. Yeah. Man, when when you're hard

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<v Speaker 1>you're here. Oh my god, that's the song and I

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<v Speaker 1>the Utagh ging us through it like helped. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The album is The Odyssey. Yeah, it's Jay Pharaoh. It

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<v Speaker 4>just came out.

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<v Speaker 1>People think this is a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard people excited about The Odyssey, right, and they

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<v Speaker 2>seem to have a misconception of what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>He hear that up.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, here's the thing, man, a chrisphan Nolan. Actually they

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<v Speaker 5>had come to me twenty and twenty two and he

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<v Speaker 5>and he wanted me to play Odysseus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah obviously, you know, but you know, we couldn't. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't time to do like a you know, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>a black version.

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<v Speaker 3>It was also two we weren't there were progressive.

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<v Speaker 1>At that time. It was a little early.

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<v Speaker 5>So so what I decided to do was I decided

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<v Speaker 5>in twenty twenty four to take that name and apply.

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<v Speaker 1>It to this musical project.

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<v Speaker 5>This journey that I created with one of my close

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<v Speaker 5>friends and one one of the best producers in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>I could say there's are two different people. These are

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<v Speaker 5>two different well yeah, yeah, sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, the producer and this one person and the

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<v Speaker 4>best producer, one of the best producers in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a is a second person there and not a

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<v Speaker 4>close friend.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, every morning they do the fusion dance and they

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<v Speaker 5>just become one.

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<v Speaker 4>So they begin every days toole and then they do

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<v Speaker 4>the fusion dance set to maybe something produced by one

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<v Speaker 4>of the best producers in the world who is not

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<v Speaker 4>your close friend. And it was important to you to

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<v Speaker 4>have someone be both your close for you couldn't just

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<v Speaker 4>have one of the best producers in the world. They

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<v Speaker 4>have to be your close friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Frustrating if you don't have that friendship with them. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you have someone who's just a friend and they're

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<v Speaker 2>one of the best producers in the world, they're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get too far exactly, so you got it.

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<v Speaker 5>So they have to fuse and physically what did that?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh did it take? On just one of their I

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<v Speaker 4>can show you how it looked. Okay, if you wanted to, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I saw it was like this you so you were

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<v Speaker 4>talking about the dance.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, he said, the vision dance.

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<v Speaker 4>I was asking after they have fused, what does that

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<v Speaker 4>look like?

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<v Speaker 3>Is they have multiple two no's.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it just it just becomes Gemini, Gemini, bipolar gem

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<v Speaker 5>they're there, their sign becomes Gemini because it's too different.

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<v Speaker 5>They're two different people and in the same body. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>because that's what a Gemini is.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what a Gemini is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So yeah, we want to help. You want to help.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to and we can. Okay, like we.

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<v Speaker 4>Can get this album going.

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<v Speaker 5>Crazy crazy noodles we have we have that power ramen noodles.

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<v Speaker 1>The it's gonna go.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna go as crazy as that, or maybe even

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<v Speaker 4>crazier than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, crazy, it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>In more college dorm rooms than ramen noodles, spicy ramen noodles.

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<v Speaker 4>It won't go that crazy in terms of ramen noodles

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<v Speaker 4>and spicy romenade.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So we need that hot sauce. We we want that

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<v Speaker 5>so I I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they can buy the han sauce on their own.

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<v Speaker 1>You put you can grind up some you grind up.

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<v Speaker 3>You can grind that up order and pestel.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you gotta get it processed. Yeah, that's that's wasting.

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<v Speaker 4>If we say that the trigger phrase to our listeners

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<v Speaker 4>and then we issue a command, a command such as

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<v Speaker 4>buy Jay Farrow's album The Odyssey every day for the

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<v Speaker 4>rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, then we'll have way more downloads than Will

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<v Speaker 5>Smith had on his last project.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the bar.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, yes, I know what you're going for. He

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<v Speaker 4>has to do an impression of you. He now, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean he does.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he will. At one point.

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<v Speaker 5>As a matter of fact, Will Smith's big comeback is

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<v Speaker 5>actually doing the j.

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<v Speaker 1>Ferrell biopic Come on, wow, I know man. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>really like, is this the time? This in real life?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean this guy's been let's face it. He

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<v Speaker 2>took ahead, yeah, and he gave it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well yeah, well you have to. I guess this is

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<v Speaker 5>what you have to do. It's kind of like a

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<v Speaker 5>you know, humiliation ritual for well.

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<v Speaker 2>You scan the field and you go, all right, what's

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<v Speaker 2>unimpeachable and what's something I can do that's completely safe.

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<v Speaker 2>First try was the new Rap song where he says

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<v Speaker 2>that he likes pretty girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like pretty girls. Eh, yeah, I like pretty girl.

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<v Speaker 5>That's that's what he said for three minutes and three

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<v Speaker 5>minutes we heard it.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, like I have know that that many songs

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<v Speaker 4>that but I did hear that one.

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<v Speaker 5>You did hear that one song. It ain't a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of women not pretty to me. I mean she's pretty

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<v Speaker 5>to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so that and that's interesting, right, Yeah, you like

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<v Speaker 4>pretty girls, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything, and they're all pretty to me, So don't sweet

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<v Speaker 2>the small stuff and it's all small stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I like pretty girls and they're all pretty. Yeah. Man.

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<v Speaker 5>And Kolta was just standing up doing that one, just going.

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<v Speaker 5>She was just raising her hands. She was like, finally

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<v Speaker 5>somebody sees.

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<v Speaker 2>Had to be a big relief for her because she's

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<v Speaker 2>been wondering pretty girls.

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<v Speaker 3>Will Smith isn't talking about me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he me? And am well, yes, yes, you and she.

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<v Speaker 5>You know she she sounds to me like a female

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<v Speaker 5>Nicholas Cage as she sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it is it kind of teetering all that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm trying to think back to the roast, that

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<v Speaker 4>one roast that she did, because I was that's one

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<v Speaker 4>of the last times did you do that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. If you if you're raises,

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<v Speaker 5>you think on flavor fla was that flavor flavor?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think so favor. I mean, as far as

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<v Speaker 4>I prefer it not be. No, so what you just said?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I don't really remember if I prefer that. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't just mistake you for flavor flav. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>I did.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it the wait wait, I'm just trying. Was it

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<v Speaker 5>the Cat Williams roast maybe? Or was it Cat Williams

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<v Speaker 5>roasted or what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't and cults are roasted something I want to.

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<v Speaker 4>We have three computers, so maybe I mistook you for

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<v Speaker 4>Justin Bieber. That would be really hard to wind down.

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<v Speaker 4>That's problem.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how I praise it. Said it look like a lesbian.

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<v Speaker 5>That's crazy, and the nice, pretty nice body, right, that's body,

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<v Speaker 5>that's right, right, And yeah, damn man bleached and had

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<v Speaker 5>to bleach myself because of the Villelago crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we can help, Yeah, no you will.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, well, well we we maybe we will.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd like to.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like to. We'd like to have good reason to.

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<v Speaker 1>We have needs of our own, we have stuff going

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<v Speaker 1>on and all it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>It's vulnerable to admit, but we do have you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got a whole world going on before and after

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<v Speaker 2>you enter the studio that comes with its own sort

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<v Speaker 2>of sticky issues.

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<v Speaker 3>And it'll follow you in here.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes try and keep this place follow you, keep the

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<v Speaker 4>world out, but it does creep.

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<v Speaker 5>Its way in, like like a silent fought just just.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like a silent far fall in here.

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<v Speaker 2>It sneaks, it sneaks on in and before you know it,

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<v Speaker 2>it's taken over.

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<v Speaker 1>So mine, I'm kind of think of anything else away.

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<v Speaker 1>They got hooks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yours are following you around, and they have hooks. They

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<v Speaker 3>got hooks.

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<v Speaker 1>They just you know, they'll they'll move fast. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when he was about to yeah, move faster.

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<v Speaker 1>Did do that? Yeah, he didn't use his claws, and

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<v Speaker 1>so the funk is like, move faster, brother, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I can't believe you're killing me. He never

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<v Speaker 1>said that, but he.

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<v Speaker 2>Never said, yeah, that's what I would have said.

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<v Speaker 1>You like that.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't really make his case while he was hanging there.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't. Yeah, I'm always confused by that, and please don't.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, like, what's the thing what's the issue here

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<v Speaker 4>that we talked about it? Because I didn't invite you

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<v Speaker 4>to Simba's holding up ceremony.

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<v Speaker 3>I intended to be a pun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too much pride.

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<v Speaker 5>If somebody has if somebody is going to kill me

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm witnessing it, witnessing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a few words.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I'm gonna saying I disagree with them all

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<v Speaker 2>of this.

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<v Speaker 5>You well, okay, I know I don't want to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to go like that. It's the WRAW

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<v Speaker 5>podcast for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not an We're not the earth.

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<v Speaker 3>We can figure out which the one is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say that. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say what the punchline I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>And I never want you to feel restricted in any

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<v Speaker 2>way while you're here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can leave them if you want to do, because

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<v Speaker 1>we know and it got nothing to do with that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me. I was you know.

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<v Speaker 5>You notice too, I haven't cursed as I've been sitting here,

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't cursed at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you talked about dry and jaculate record it But

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<v Speaker 2>it was but it was not. Yes, it was very

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<v Speaker 2>colorful and it was and it is getting a super

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<v Speaker 2>cre You weren't using curse words.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, so what I don't want? I mean if

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<v Speaker 5>I was fossoor I just got throat yeh.

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<v Speaker 1>Nigga, are you crazy? Like that's quick? That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, right, That's what I would say. See why

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you would say. Think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna be like that was a pretty crazy thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You wow. Wow, Yeah, I just killed my brother. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty old. I'm king though. Yeah, Wow, had to

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<v Speaker 1>go through blood.

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<v Speaker 5>Man's say, that's yeah, kind of like West Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn, go through blood, come through blood. Yeah, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know something. I'm very quick. We were warned.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey man, you know wow, just just getting the improv

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<v Speaker 5>about Yeah, let's yeah, let's let's talk about it. We

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<v Speaker 5>didn't talked about the album for the last twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>That hasn't been it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been forteen, he's been fourteen, and three of those

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<v Speaker 2>were waiting for Casey to find the song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just about eleven minutes in. But we always

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<v Speaker 1>like to say it feels like forty. It feel you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing it right. It feels like forty absolutely for I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why I did that. I just had to.

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<v Speaker 3>No, let's think of the reason why he would be

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<v Speaker 3>saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is he saw in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Movie this is forty that I'm right there with you

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<v Speaker 4>had at first it was great bull bull Rut.

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<v Speaker 6>One of the greatest actors ever created, one of the greatest.

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<v Speaker 1>I love him.

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<v Speaker 6>I love him when he plays the ant Man. The

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<v Speaker 6>ant Man is absolutely phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 5>He's an ant and a man and he grows Leslie Wow,

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<v Speaker 5>he's a lot of brain bout.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe if you watch Leslie Man pee or poop in

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<v Speaker 4>front of you like he does in the movie. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that would what would what would you do?

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<v Speaker 6>It would be absolutely disgusting and absolutely clippable.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we walk you through a situation that we're dealing with.

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<v Speaker 4>We share a bank. Oh sorry, it's FedEx can Goes Bank.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you mean like separate accounts. I thought you might

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<v Speaker 4>like to same, like it was a joint account. We

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<v Speaker 4>we do have a joint account. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>benefits to it. Oh yeah, so what you do is

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<v Speaker 4>you get married.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like it doesn't have to be like you're

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't have to be romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like it's literally like it's for tax purposes.

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<v Speaker 2>And for joint bank account purposes, the Chuck and Larry,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's produce that I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I believe he had a hand in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not his wicked pen necessarily, But are you crazy

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't think that he gave some input.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he definitely definitely had a you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can feel, you can feel his fingerprints.

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<v Speaker 3>And we inherit each other's share of the podcast if

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<v Speaker 3>we die, okay, and so when.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope we go together. But there's no way to

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee it. I mean it is, I mean's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of ways to guarantee you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, certainly there's ways to guarantee it. Yeah, I feel,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're not there yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You need some you need some suggestions of.

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<v Speaker 3>How we could.

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<v Speaker 1>Simultaneously.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's there's many you have, say, phases of death.

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<v Speaker 5>Just there's thousands of ways.

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<v Speaker 4>Where they do where they podcasts at the same time

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<v Speaker 4>the same time it was a whole movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately, my concern about that is then the podcast would

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<v Speaker 4>go to Adam, who.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know very well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, Uh, this is like his like maybe third

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<v Speaker 4>or fourth episode that he's done with us. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think he's ready to take over the franchise.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big fan of Adam, I don't necessarily trust

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<v Speaker 2>him with you know, legacy and the material. And I

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<v Speaker 2>also don't necessarily want to endow him with some of

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<v Speaker 2>the issues that we're going to bring up.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, well, well, how many issues? How many

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<v Speaker 1>issues doesn't he have?

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<v Speaker 5>Because man a, he already looks like Putin, So you

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<v Speaker 5>know what you do is he's definitely rushing.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell he's rushing.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, that's that's put In disguise those sons. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>just just wrestling bears and all the types.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a body double Putin. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know he's.

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<v Speaker 1>The real ones.

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<v Speaker 5>Easy easy, he's the real way he got his hair back,

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<v Speaker 5>all types of stuff, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to Turkey on the way here. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's what shirt. Yeah, I think that's what a

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<v Speaker 1>Carric shirt is. Crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I think that's so that's so insane to

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<v Speaker 5>go to Turkey to get your head taken care of.

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<v Speaker 1>When you leave, it's a whole plane full of these.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys and they look like explosions, you know, like or

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<v Speaker 5>like you know the push pops push pop if you squeeze,

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<v Speaker 5>but like that's at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the head.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, and they dangerous for that one playing And to me,

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<v Speaker 4>that high you're gonna lose your folloicle, Like yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Immediately want to head altitude with that style of head.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you don't want to. You don't want to do that,

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<v Speaker 5>like he got the cabin clear. The nuclear miss My

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<v Speaker 5>old teachers in Virginia say nuclear. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 5>they said that. It just sounds funny. Nuclear, I said,

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<v Speaker 5>you mean nuclear mother soucker. Anyway, nuclear and an atomic explosion.

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<v Speaker 4>All these exploded, then what's the option for them because

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<v Speaker 4>a boat is also not going to work with the

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<v Speaker 4>new head.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole play look like whole play looked like World War two.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead, and yeah because of all the explosions in

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<v Speaker 5>the in the Yeah, yeah, you got yes, alright, go ahead. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>we share a bank, yep, we told the bank because

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<v Speaker 5>we learned of the arrangement where you inherit your partners

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<v Speaker 5>wealth when they die. That we were both of us

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<v Speaker 5>married to Lauren Michaels.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why, so that we would get his things.

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<v Speaker 4>When he asked away, what you can we hope it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't happen. It all happens at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, there's a fish tank.

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<v Speaker 3>The popcorn.

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<v Speaker 5>The popcorn, if there's any will to get thrown on, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>The use we were.

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<v Speaker 1>He saw rings, he comes around with those.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, just the jewels alone, our hands on those jewels.

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<v Speaker 1>The gold tooth, yeah, all of that, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, The gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Toof he wears as a ring.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the chanelle, the chanelle, uh, the Chanelle Beth, the

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<v Speaker 5>Chanelle to yell to He's got a chanel too, and

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<v Speaker 5>that's wow.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got Louis. Yeah. You can't even see it. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't even see And that's that's how you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that welp is when you have expensive things on

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<v Speaker 5>on your yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even see you here quietly, just.

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<v Speaker 2>A few designer teeth in the back of the mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, A couple of coach tooth.

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<v Speaker 5>Just a coach a coach tooth is wild chanel tooth,

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<v Speaker 5>a coach tooth of Louis maton tooth, but just all molers.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't see him. Yeah, And he didn't have any

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<v Speaker 4>taken out. Those are just added in with his original

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<v Speaker 4>set right, which works perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>As well. In his original set, were all he had

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<v Speaker 1>thirty two Bowyard go Yard teeth in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they were actually bowyards.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Boyard, which is like one level above go

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<v Speaker 1>yard yard. Yeah, it was Bowyard.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's Bo Jackson's bowl, his designer brand. Yeah, Bowyard

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<v Speaker 4>the bow yard because he would he would bowyard so often.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's always board.

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<v Speaker 5>So so w to get on this. Whell, I'm very

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<v Speaker 5>curious about this. So what did you have to do?

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<v Speaker 4>We walked over to the other side of the FedEx

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<v Speaker 4>kinkoes and made a uh a ink marriage certificate.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to the from the one counter and then

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<v Speaker 2>we got the marriage certificate and we just sort of

0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:07.359
<v Speaker 2>slapped on the other name to say, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it's kind of we're all cool with each

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<v Speaker 2>other this, we're insatiable.

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<v Speaker 4>And they kept asking us if we were doing They

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<v Speaker 4>could kind of tell that's what we were doing, right,

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<v Speaker 4>They're like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not making a fake copy, are you in we'd say,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a completely separate event, and that's actually illegal

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<v Speaker 2>for you to ask me that, right, You know which

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was. And now y'all are

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<v Speaker 2>all in the I think actually what we did was illegals.

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<v Speaker 4>I look there being fucking freaks about it. They're being

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<v Speaker 4>so fucking stupid about it. At the bank, you're in a.

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<v Speaker 1>Poli relationship with Lord Michaels and you yes on paper,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in a poly relationship with Lord Michaels ethical nominogamy.

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<v Speaker 4>And they make you lay out like everything you do

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<v Speaker 4>to each other, and like how bad you want it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that?

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<v Speaker 1>How with y'all?

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<v Speaker 5>How hot are y'all for Lauren Michaels. Each of us

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<v Speaker 5>have our different piece of him that we kind of get.

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<v Speaker 5>We can never fully be satisfied. We are left cheek,

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<v Speaker 5>right cheek, That's what we're talking about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's bisected the other directions, so it's top and bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, like like the like that tales from the Crypt

0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.080
<v Speaker 5>episode with Joe Pesci got cut in half the Twins.

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<v Speaker 5>This was like back in nineteen ninety one. Remember this

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<v Speaker 5>horizontally on the middle of his.

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<v Speaker 1>Butt, Yes, in the middle of his butt horizontally.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you just told you. Guy's crazy cript keeper.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he shouldn't have done that. You all just magic

0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:40.320
<v Speaker 1>showed Laurd Michaels. That's crazy. He shouldn't have done that

0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to Joe PESHI you shouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the obviously there was a point when cancel

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<v Speaker 2>culture got a little out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>I think with the Cripkeeper we got it right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, to accurt and we don't want to do We

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<v Speaker 5>have been hiring private detectives to investigate the leadership of

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<v Speaker 5>the bank and their families.

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<v Speaker 4>And also the judge. And here's what we learned. The

0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:14.080
<v Speaker 4>judge is a huge fan of the Original Kings of Comedy. Really, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>she is an older white woman. Her name is Judge McGillicutty,

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<v Speaker 4>and she.

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<v Speaker 3>Goes crazy crazy four Original Kings of Comedy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, so before you smashed her, she asked you to

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<v Speaker 5>do so.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to go back a little bit. We

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<v Speaker 3>have not smashed her yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, on paper, we can't get enough of Lord Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Judge is actually investigating, you know, the validity

0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:49.000
<v Speaker 2>of that claim.

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<v Speaker 1>So for us to smash her we would actually be detrimental.

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:54.760
<v Speaker 3>As Hayes said, to this case.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I did a good job at this stage. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do a good child yeah, but back

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<v Speaker 1>to y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably if.

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<v Speaker 4>We could get as a character reference two to four

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<v Speaker 4>of the original Kings of comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, talking about Judge McGillicutty, maybe a voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Sean and Hayes are actually dicking doubt Lord Michaels. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>oh it's cool, dicking down Horne Michaels in a real.

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<v Speaker 1>Legal way. That's like, are actually married to him?

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<v Speaker 2>And the well as a Yeah, as an example, if

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<v Speaker 2>Cedric the entertainer were to vouch for the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I had personally.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit Lord Michael's back walls in your presence, you'd be like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that between you and God.

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<v Speaker 5>That's that he that is that That's what he would

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<v Speaker 5>say for that way he was.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, but he saw it, and is its saying that,

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<v Speaker 4>like we are, we're upstanding guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Our money situation is totally legitimate, keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is above board, and we're two crazy horn dogs

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<v Speaker 2>who always follow the laws.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's a separate lawn in our house, which

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<v Speaker 2>is that Lord never goes to bed unfucked, and so

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<v Speaker 2>so we are honoring you know, both the government set

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<v Speaker 2>of laws and also the law of the home.

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<v Speaker 3>And there is a throw pillow that over.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, first, what I like to say to you two gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 7>ye'ah done hit the jetpot. Literally if I hit Lord

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<v Speaker 7>Michael's Boy, I tell you, yeah, I have even more

0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:56.720
<v Speaker 7>shows on television, more than I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah. But I'm gonna tell you something. What you need

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 7>Make sure that you play Jungle Fever because you know

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:05.080
<v Speaker 7>he liked that song. He liked imagine himself as a

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.520
<v Speaker 7>black man sometimes. So you go ahead and just have

0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.040
<v Speaker 7>that playing in the background, and then y'all gonna have

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<v Speaker 7>a real good relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a great start. It is such a good

0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:20.680
<v Speaker 4>start person, that's very valuable information for us. We do

0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 4>ultimately like convert this into a real thing, because you'd be.

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<v Speaker 5>Doing better than than than Steve Harvey as he told you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, if we could get it directly to the judge.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we need to ask for the Miguel Cuddy

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<v Speaker 1>believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Hey, I don't make the names, I just use them.

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<v Speaker 3>And Bernie's her favorite. Ough to say.

0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:52.360
<v Speaker 1>She does not know, she has not heard and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to break it to her.

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<v Speaker 3>No one in her life will tell her Stern Judge.

0:24:57.720 --> 0:25:00.480
<v Speaker 5>Nobody in the life will tell her that you too, clapping,

0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:01.600
<v Speaker 5>Laura Michaels.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we know.

0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:07.359
<v Speaker 4>Asking that question because we need to get this straight.

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 3>We need to we need to tell her to lie.

0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 3>No one will tell her. And now I'm worried that

0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:12.439
<v Speaker 3>Jay doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and now I feel like I'm in a Judge

0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 2>mcgilli cutty situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up to speak.

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<v Speaker 3>That Bernie mac is dead.

0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 1>What, Yeah, he's dead, but he but he is in heaven.

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:30.080
<v Speaker 1>When when did he die?

0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:34.720
<v Speaker 3>Adam, I just looked it up, so and so what

0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:36.920
<v Speaker 3>did you find when you did that? So it seems

0:25:36.960 --> 0:25:40.680
<v Speaker 3>like he was asking, he was asking good time. No

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:45.000
<v Speaker 3>one knows. Nobody knows. Okay, you looked it up at

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:46.200
<v Speaker 3>it nobody knows.

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:48.920
<v Speaker 5>Nobody knows one of the most famous comedians that that

0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:50.800
<v Speaker 5>is crazy, all.

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, so you need the message to get to.

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:55.880
<v Speaker 4>Him, the message to get to her. And so we're

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 4>saying she does not know because no one in her

0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:01.200
<v Speaker 4>life will tell her that we lock.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a that's a that's a leg that's me.

0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:06.560
<v Speaker 1>This is my tip of deal hugely. Okay, let me

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:12.680
<v Speaker 1>just go to Bernie back. Now that was that was

0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>a little help I'm.

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:17.639
<v Speaker 5>Working on it. Okay, all right, so all this is

0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:20.120
<v Speaker 5>what you want. I know, this is what you want.

0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 5>Let me tear you mother sucker songs. Let me just

0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 5>say something to you. Now, you got two ip bulls

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:29.439
<v Speaker 5>that made the lines. Really, you know, real lives, crazy,

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:31.480
<v Speaker 5>you know, loud of normally, it won't make no sense.

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:33.119
<v Speaker 5>First of all, had they to some of them a

0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:35.480
<v Speaker 5>trick gonna get to what Lord Michael's now, they was

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 5>talked about him a little bit, you know what I'm saying.

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:39.400
<v Speaker 5>But what they forgot to talk about is the fact

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:41.119
<v Speaker 5>that they all got a whole bunch of titty beans.

0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:42.880
<v Speaker 1>You ain't even talk about that here, a whole bunch

0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:44.920
<v Speaker 1>of titty bean. Hey, hey, so it me. You know

0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. That's exactly what it is. So the too,

0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>some of them ambitious, need too, some of them bitious,

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Now come up with it that damn lie. You know

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:54.399
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Some on they got with them and

0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:56.959
<v Speaker 1>they bust on. They busting them off. You know, they

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 1>busting them off. It's had of them. So they haven't

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:01.560
<v Speaker 1>they have one of them Greek relationships. You know what

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, back in the

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 1>back back of the island of Timopoli. You know what

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean. You know what I mean.

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:09.920
<v Speaker 5>Back they having a three hundred type of situation. You know,

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:11.960
<v Speaker 5>they're having the bulls and a barracks.

0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying.

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:13.879
<v Speaker 3>So what you need to do.

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:16.119
<v Speaker 1>All you need to do. Oh you need to do.

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh you need to do. Oh you need to do.

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 1>All you need to do is you need to take

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:22.880
<v Speaker 1>the information and you just need to validate. They gonna

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 1>believe your ass. You know why, because you're mos sucking Judge,

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:27.520
<v Speaker 1>thank you.

0:27:28.280 --> 0:27:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is the impression is so good. The description

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 2>of the dynamic is really good.

0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Well, I didn't catch every single word. It did sound

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 4>like which I think we probably can't use that we

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 4>are we are titty banging Lord Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I didn't say that. I said busting them off,

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:47.719
<v Speaker 1>busting them all.

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 3>But that was a different part.

0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>But at one point I think you described it as

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:54.480
<v Speaker 1>a lie that we had come up I did here.

0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:56.920
<v Speaker 1>That was the part I caught. That was a little

0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 1>bit of a red flag for me, just in terms

0:27:58.600 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 1>of us trying.

0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 3>But he did, Judge did just go with it anyway.

0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:04.960
<v Speaker 1>He must tell you the judge to tell other people

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:08.479
<v Speaker 1>it's real, like the bank. Because here's the thing, though,

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Bernie is so, hes not gonna lie.

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, he's.

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:17.199
<v Speaker 5>So because Bernie and what he's gonna do is he's

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:19.160
<v Speaker 5>going to tell the truth, but he's still gonna get

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 5>the he's still gonna get the mission accomplished.

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>And that's what he did. So that's why, you.

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Know, I mean, Bernie telling her, Hey, you gotta tell

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 2>the bank that this is real. Yes, I think it's

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 2>maybe more powerful than Bernie.

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 4>Saying and her hearing that from Bernie. I think, uh,

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 4>I think that will probably get us there. I did

0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 4>hear something about titty bag, but there was something about.

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Did me. No, I didn't say that, But you didn't

0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 1>say that. No, I said you had a three hundred

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:56.920
<v Speaker 1>remember that, Yes, like a situation. Situation, I remember all that.

0:28:57.120 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 3>That was a different part. I yeah, okay.

0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 5>I was just and then whatever he whatever he was

0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 5>rattling off after after that, you know, he was, you know,

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 5>most be.

0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Rattling off a whole bunch of things. Say whatever he

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>did something, Joe, forget, what the hell? I just hear it.

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 5>This whole thing is totally real, Okay, this whole thing

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 5>is totally real. So what I'm gonna need you to

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 5>do is help everybody because you know what I'm saying.

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 5>You know, white people, you know, you get very weird.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, to get weird each other, you know, grab

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 1>each other by the nuts. You know about enough to

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Hey what you got down there? Anyway, it's called that anyway.

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:48.000
<v Speaker 1>The only thing you need to do is make sure

0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>you get everything approved. I'm gonna tell you everything improved.

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>You won't be coming to much, and I'm I'm going

0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 1>in front of you. You're gonna like everything you say.

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't tell you why, because of.

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 3>My life person, you know, the promising tickets to so

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:06.200
<v Speaker 3>that she can go to a show and see you.

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I think that's what I'm talking about.

0:30:09.440 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>You just hate this, and you make sure that everybody

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 1>know that it is not allowed. We'll make sure you

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 1>get season ticket.

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 3>He's tickets.

0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Using tickets to Bernie Mack. Imagine court side seats to

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>watch Bernie Matt.

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:33.680
<v Speaker 4>Uh, that's that is exactly what we need. I am

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 4>ready to deliver the Q phrase, the trigger phrase.

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Now we are you held up your end of the bargain.

0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Let us do our job. Frog so that is the

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 2>phrase that activates our army.

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Hi your frog? Yeah yeah, I pronounce it differently, okay, cool.

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so that two different I know, two different meanings

0:30:57.200 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 4>a double on tontra actually and in a way hia

0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:07.440
<v Speaker 4>it means it means if you're frog. That means two

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 4>completely different things. When she's coming at you saying hyah.

0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Frog, hi frog.

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Those are two great impressions, you know.

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm I don't do you know impressions. I just I

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 1>just do the key phrase that activates our army of

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 1>uh listeners.

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Uh to buy, not stream, don't don't purchase Jay Farrell's

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 2>album The Odyssey.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Every day for the rest of your life.

0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Life.

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Now it's time for me to come clean about something.

0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:49.400
<v Speaker 2>The life expectancy of the listeners at this podcast.

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Is extremely low.

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Something about where we're listening to or who this appeals

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 2>to as a real overlap with poor decisions and poor

0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:05.440
<v Speaker 2>general health.

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 4>And unfortunately, buying an album every single day is going

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 4>to accelerate the timeline.

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 1>It will endanger them.

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that this this

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 5>seems like a horror film and how uh yeah, I can.

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Just see somebody's in the car.

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, listening to y'all. Yeah, and then you know the

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 5>end of the podcast. Yeah, it's just like Mars attacks

0:32:34.240 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 5>with the ear drome.

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's right.

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 4>That's one way it happens. Sometimes they'll be listening and

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 4>they'll be like, I have bridge abutments started to look

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:47.880
<v Speaker 4>pretty appealing. Yeah, I bet I can beat it.

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 2>They're racing the bridge abutments by driving right at it.

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:56.000
<v Speaker 4>And then it becomes you know, maybe that makes another

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 4>person is maybe on the road also listening to us,

0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:01.840
<v Speaker 4>and they're all sort of like racing to get to

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 4>the bridge.

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:05.520
<v Speaker 2>And do you appear to be concentrated, Yeah in this one,

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 2>because they want to live halfway house.

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Because they want to live.

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 3>That's money all doing that, you know.

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's how you are helping people, you are.

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I do think so, I do think so.

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it's we're we're finding a special group of

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 2>people who don't appear to like anything else.

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 3>Uh And this is scratching an itch that no one

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:27.600
<v Speaker 3>else has reached.

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh man, scratching it. It's no one else has reached.

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:33.040
<v Speaker 5>That's that's just that's that's crazy what what we did

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 5>for Lauren as well?

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah sounds yeah, it seems like it. I mean I

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:42.360
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know, so we wouldn't either, but we were scratching

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 1>an itch one could reach.

0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:46.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, right, you know what, you know, I know somebody

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 5>who listens to you all showed that it's still alive. Uh.

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:51.719
<v Speaker 1>That is the nicest thing.

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 2>You know, we really, we really are not hearing for

0:33:56.720 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 2>the blazing and the compliments, but to have you sit

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 2>and whether it's true or not, say you know someone

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 2>who listens to the show who's still alive.

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 1>That is so kind.

0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:09.080
<v Speaker 3>And if we could put that in like our episode

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:10.719
<v Speaker 3>description or something like.

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is the clip, just the idea that

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 2>someone alive listens to the show. That is going to

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:21.239
<v Speaker 2>be so encouraging for so many family members of our

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 2>former listeners. The class action suit again, I mean, here's

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 2>helping us with judges left and right. Because for you

0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:33.080
<v Speaker 2>to say that, and you don't have to give us

0:34:33.080 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 2>a name or anything, I know, I.

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Mean I've never met the dude, but I do know

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<v Speaker 1>who he is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Okay, yep, great, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of famous, you know if you interested us. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm curious his name is. His name is Flee Johnson.

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<v Speaker 3>Johnson.

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<v Speaker 5>He's the Booty Warrior.

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<v Speaker 3>YEP, indeed, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Assumed it was a different Fleece Johnson. You're telling me

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<v Speaker 4>that Fleece Johnson the Booty Warrior listens to this podcast

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<v Speaker 4>and is alive.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and this is matter and this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>the horniest podcast for because you just talked about how

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<v Speaker 5>you will were pretending to clap Lord Michael's cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna play. Yes, you all had on his hit

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<v Speaker 1>list now, both of you, Fleece Johnson, Fleece Johnson, please

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<v Speaker 1>damn Booty Warrior.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, as I.

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<v Speaker 2>Live and breathe, unbelievable reveal you slow played it.

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<v Speaker 3>And do you know what that means? Jay?

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<v Speaker 4>It means that Fleece Johnson the Booty Warrior will now

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<v Speaker 4>be buying your album very single.

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<v Speaker 5>That's about probably about fifteen twenty maybe days. That's good,

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<v Speaker 5>that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Days. Months Actually, I'm measuring months.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty twenty months not happening. Literally, we've never.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not that kind of show, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wish it was, obviously, I wish it was

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<v Speaker 2>for them and for us, but that's not the situation

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<v Speaker 2>we find ourselves in.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you all familiar with flee Johnson.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what he is.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's the booty Warrior?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I wrong about that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, you're spot on. Yeah, so you are familiar with.

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<v Speaker 1>Remind me some of the booty wars that he's fought in.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see here.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the cheap Clapper.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I have a thousand and one Oh, the

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<v Speaker 5>cheap Clapper two thousand and one war. Yeah, also also

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<v Speaker 5>known as a woman's toy as you know, a woman's toy. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>cheat clapper toy. I mean it's disguised you see. That

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<v Speaker 5>would normally it would make perfect sense for yes, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>a homosexual couple to have, Yes, but you got to

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<v Speaker 5>confuse people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in marketing.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, they got the rabbit and then you know,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, the warriors in two thousand and two. I

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<v Speaker 5>imagine he saw action in the Battle of the Bulge.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, well, no, well not that one, No,

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<v Speaker 5>the Battle of the Bulges it was yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 5>just the one boat. Oh, he's a warrior. Millions, he's

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<v Speaker 5>a millions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a warrior.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you ever you've ever heard this man talk.

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<v Speaker 3>Before, he's wild. How does he talk Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you want. Yeah, you're an impression hawk.

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<v Speaker 1>That's him. Yeah, that's how he sounds. Yeah, sound, that's

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<v Speaker 1>exact guy, you sound. Now he's like this, He's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>look man, back in the penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 7>In my booted mane body is more important than water, mine,

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<v Speaker 7>more important than food.

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<v Speaker 1>I like booty man. If I would have seen one

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all guards in there back in the nineties, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have grabbed one of y'all's butts endured you

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<v Speaker 1>to say something. See I'm not I'm a warrior. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I am. I'm a warrior. And now it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of talks like this because he's a bit older.

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<v Speaker 7>And they took all his teeth out of his mouth

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<v Speaker 7>because he was biting people, so they took all his

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<v Speaker 7>teeth out of his mouth, and now he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like a snapping turtle.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>We train these soldiers and then we take their teeth

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<v Speaker 2>when they continue doing their job. It's just the sad

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<v Speaker 2>song of the Warrior plays again, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It, The sad song of the Warrior? Yep, yep, yep. God.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe Memorial Day or Memorial Day episode just.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened, and here we are honoring the troops, man, the

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<v Speaker 1>booty troops. Yeah, you're not gonna hold it until next

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<v Speaker 1>Memorial Day, are you? You're not gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean if they don't make.

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<v Speaker 2>The schedule, but I imagine not. Some of this stuff

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<v Speaker 2>is too important, specifically the legal case we have. Bye Bye, Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 2>Hamburg