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Speaker 2: Trigger warning, this episode is about human excrement. Oh, rory,

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Speaker 2: Get ready to drop a deuce in public? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't even have to think about that. Okay,

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Speaker 2: But is it illegal to poop in public? Oh?

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Speaker 2: because this week on Crime List, we confirm what you've

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Speaker 2: that it is indeed against the law to hoop in public.

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Speaker 2: and welcome back to Crime Lists, the podcast that celebrates

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Speaker 2: the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest and grossest criminals.

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Speaker 2: I'm Josh Dean.

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Speaker 1: And I am Rory Skoful. Public Pooper, Public Pooper number one. Josh,

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Speaker 1: maybe I should turn the tables. Have you ever pooped

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Speaker 2: Define public? Um, you're home?

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Speaker 2: and I think this is today's episode is destined to

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Speaker 2: I feel like this is the type of news you'd

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Speaker 2: disturbing women. You're not ready for one hundred Cannabis is

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Speaker 1: So look, I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna steal

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Speaker 2: And then there's more Rory Good. There's a link to

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Speaker 1: No no, Josh, no oh yes, and I'm gonna read

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Speaker 2: Hello fans nin here. I guess nin must be her nickname.

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Speaker 1: Great and only fans pulling people in.

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Speaker 1: You said she's a single mom. Look I so far,

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Speaker 1: This woman is unique. Her crimes are seemingly original. I

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Speaker 2: You know she's seeming more reasonable. I gotta say, you've

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Speaker 1: That's probably the best example of any press is good press.

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Speaker 2: How many copycat Now everybody's gonna shitting their cas right,

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Speaker 2: in court on May nineteenth. The Honorable Judge Mary McFall

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Speaker 1: You know, depositing waste on a highway that it feels

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Speaker 1: Any questions or concerns, Rory, I mean, I gotta say,

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: It's not okay, But you can also turn it into

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Speaker 2: You need a good bodyguard, Josh, do you want in?

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Speaker 2: You want five? You want to you want to cool?

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Speaker 1: Hey we said pooping no PN, yeah, no, P that's

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Speaker 2: it was a unique crime and I think Christina will

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Speaker 1: That that's the case. But that is such wishful thinking.

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Speaker 2: Who opened the door of my car and crapped inside

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Speaker 2: Others just brushed it off, literally and metaphorically. They didn't

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Speaker 1: Do you is this this was all in one neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one part of akron Okay, gotcha. And I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: Here we go, let's go, citizen vigilantes. This is a

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Speaker 2: Here we go. So one guy just gets so tired

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Speaker 2: seven times yes, what I man, So Jerry rigs a

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Speaker 2: back to overlord Bezos. This guy set up his camera

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Speaker 2: Oh I like it. They blurred his butt. That's tasteful.

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Speaker 2: Not even a mask, so rory, Yeah, what are we

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Speaker 1: I mean, I did not expect to see such a

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Speaker 1: pants down, yeah, doing what what was her name? Christina? Yep,

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Speaker 1: I guess that's going to be the most accessible spot

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Speaker 2: All right, that's, you know, kind of impressive. It made

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Speaker 2: Also, that guy's that guy had a cop face he did.

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Speaker 2: Like if you yeah, like you've kind of if you

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Speaker 1: Can I just say, you really pulled us into something here.

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Speaker 1: And then my favorite part was the trigger warning for

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Speaker 2: What hey, sorry, kids, we forgot to tell you. All right,

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Speaker 2: so we have a murder suicide. Just what we're talking

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Speaker 2: I'm not We're not gonna name names because this is

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Speaker 1: Make so we just went from bowel bandit super fun

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Speaker 2: That is correct. Wow, I know it turns on this show, folks.

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Speaker 1: You cannot guess where Josh is gonna take us you don't.

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Speaker 2: That's that's why they tune in Rory. It's the mystery

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Speaker 2: Here's a photo of the pooper and a photo of

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So again, I want to say this is a

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Speaker 2: I mean it seems quite possible, but again, not proven

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Speaker 1: But it's also the most viewed photo since Ruby killing Oswalt.

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Speaker 2: All kinds of surprises in this episode. The other issue

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Speaker 2: at the guy didn't live in ken More. He lived

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Speaker 2: in New Franklin, which is a town outside of at,

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Speaker 2: which would explain why none of the neighbors recognized him,

437
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 2: of course, right, So if the guy's coming from a

438
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Speaker 2: different area, like, they wouldn't say, hey, that's Kevin. But

439
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 2: he would have known their area because he's a fire captain,

440
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Speaker 2: so he would have been all over the place, right.

441
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Speaker 2: He had just retired a month before his death. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So anyway, consider this party officially pooped. Nice, nice way

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Speaker 2: to pull it back in after the break. One more

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Speaker 2: for the pile, all right, what more? Sorry, this one

445
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Speaker 2: won't be as dark. I promise now. I don't believe you.

446
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Speaker 2: I can't trust you again. I'm not you shouldn't trust

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Speaker 2: me over Yeah, welcome back to crying lists. We're here

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Speaker 2: this week to do our duty. I'm sorry. No, that's

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Speaker 2: a good one. Okay, I'll allow it, all right and

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Speaker 2: go deep on America's grossest criminals and he philosophic dificult

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Speaker 2: thoughts to share at this point before I go on.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so wrapped up in the lies that

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Speaker 1: you've told me, Josh, I don't know if I know

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Speaker 1: who you are anymore.

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Speaker 2: All Right, So, our last story of the week takes

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Speaker 2: place in New Jersey, because, of course it does. With

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Speaker 2: all respect to our neighbors, I live in New York City.

458
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Speaker 2: Most of us do here. On the show parts of

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Speaker 2: the Garden State smell. I'm sorry, like shit, It's just true.

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Speaker 2: They know, they know, And unlike our previous public deficators,

461
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Speaker 2: this serial shitter's target was not cars, it was school property. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So twenty eighteen, students and staff at Holmdale High School

463
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Speaker 2: in Homedeale, New Jersey start to find random piles of

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Speaker 2: poop on or near the track in football field on

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Speaker 2: a daily basis. Presumably some person had been relieving him

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Speaker 2: or herself on school property early in the morning before

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Speaker 2: anyone got to school. After putting up with the shit

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Speaker 2: for too long, an anonymous source.

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Speaker 1: I love that after putting up with this shit for

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Speaker 1: too long?

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Speaker 2: Beautiful. Now that's poetry, Josh. I mean credit to Lane

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Speaker 2: on that one. An anonymous source told a reporter with

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Speaker 2: Patch Media that had happened eight times. So after a time,

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Speaker 2: school officials finally set a trap similar to the trap

475
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Speaker 2: from our last story. They set up a camera so

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Speaker 2: surveillance video quickly caught someone shitting underneath the bleachers, and yes,

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Speaker 2: the poopetrator to borrow a nickname from our last story,

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Speaker 2: was arrested at five fifty am on a Monday while

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Speaker 2: he was running laps on the school's track. Do you

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Speaker 2: want to guess who this person was?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a teacher. Oh no, it's someone

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Speaker 1: affiliated with the school.

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Speaker 2: It's the superintendent.

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Speaker 1: Uh neighboring Okay.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Thomas TREMAGLINI forty two, head of the Kenilworth School

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Speaker 2: District is a job, and it's a job he's had

487
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Speaker 2: since twenty fifteen. So when he was arrested, media outlets

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Speaker 2: did not hesitate with the name calling. I feel like

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Speaker 2: this is just the gift that keeps on giving to

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Speaker 2: headline writers. He was dubbed the super pooper and the

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Speaker 2: pooper intendant. Now now it's fun.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, if this turns to murder, You're

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Speaker 1: dead to me, Josh, you are dead to me.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, he caused nine to eleven.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, Josh, Thanks.

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Speaker 2: I already I know you got more here, I'm already.

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Speaker 1: He knew the investigation, right, He must have known about

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Speaker 1: the cameras.

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Speaker 2: You well, he was. It was a neighboring school district though,

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Speaker 2: so maybe not. Do they share intel? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so he was jogging on the track at a

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Speaker 1: different school in a different district exactly. Oh wow, I

503
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Speaker 1: mean maybe this guy's just a big fan of all

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Speaker 1: the you know, high jinks that happened during homecoming. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe, or like maybe he like lost to

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Speaker 1: that school football championship or something. This guy could be

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00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: more fun than he's getting given credit. He's clearly successful.

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00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: He's a pooperintendent, which is gonna which is obviously my

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00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: next tattoo.

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Speaker 2: So once this breaks the news, he takes a leave

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Speaker 2: of absence, which seems pretty sensible that four months later

512
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Speaker 2: he has to resign from his one hundred and forty

513
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Speaker 2: seven thousand dollars a year position as the superintendent of

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Speaker 2: the Kenilworth School District. And I have lots of questions here.

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Speaker 2: Why not hold it? Why are you dropping your pants

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Speaker 2: on school property? Why this school property? You don't even

517
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Speaker 2: work here. Yeah, So, a few days after his arrest,

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Speaker 2: a local news outlet published a story that showed there's

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Speaker 2: not one, but three porta potties just steps from where

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Speaker 2: he was relieving himself. Oh so this is a kink

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00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: or something right unclear at this point, but he's charged

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Speaker 2: with different This is different than Christina's charges public urination

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00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 2: or defecation, discarding and dumbing of litters. Okay, that's a

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Speaker 2: new phrasing, but same problem in lewdness.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the lewdness. I mean, technically, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: there's no one around. I was so one hundred and

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Speaker 1: forty seven thousand a year. That's now good lord to

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Speaker 1: risk all that I know. I know, well nice, that's

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Speaker 1: a nice little annual take and it is and likes

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Speaker 1: sking it oh.

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Speaker 2: Schools like good hours. He pleads guilty to defecating in public,

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Speaker 2: which is a non criminal municipal offense, so I guess

533
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Speaker 2: not some of the more serious charges. Pays a five

534
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Speaker 2: hundred dollars fine in court. Cots prosecutors then agreed to

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Speaker 2: dismiss the charges of lewdness and littering. His explanation, according

536
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Speaker 2: to his lawyer, is that he had runners diarrhea brought

537
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 2: on from a cute blood flow during exercise, and that

538
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: was happening every morning. I know, like, this doesn't happen

539
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Speaker 2: to me when I run, but I have heard of

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Speaker 2: people jogging with toilet paper and interesting, I feel like

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Speaker 2: the question you probably have. His lawyer was asked, like,

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Speaker 2: what about the porta potties. He said, quote, he was

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Speaker 2: not certain he would have made it even if he

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Speaker 2: did know they were there, which I feel like if

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Speaker 2: he's gone multiple times, he knows they're there. But also,

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Speaker 2: what a great way to phrase that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I would have made it even if

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Speaker 1: I knew they were there. Smart classic lawyer right there.

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00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: I'd hire this guy right now.

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Speaker 2: So he also disputes the claim that he was a

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Speaker 2: serial offender. He claimed that the time he was caught

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Speaker 2: on camera was the only time it happened. And I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna say that's possible, Like maybe he was set

554
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: up here, but like, what a weird coincidence if like,

555
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Speaker 2: the only time he ever accidentally has to go on

556
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Speaker 2: the field, it's on the field where someone has been

557
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: shitting every day.

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Speaker 1: And I guess, was that not in the news? Maybe

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Speaker 1: this wasn't in the news. Maybe this wasn't a talked

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Speaker 1: about thing.

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Speaker 2: I think it didn't make the news until his mug

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00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 2: shot came out, so that's when it went sort of viral.

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00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: But of course that plays into this because he a

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Speaker 2: year later sued the township, a school resource officer, and

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Speaker 2: the police chief, saying the mug shot was unwarranted, and

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Speaker 2: that it was leaked to news agencies by the police department.

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Speaker 2: He also alleges he was not properly informed of his

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Speaker 2: rights by the person who took him into custody. According

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Speaker 2: to the official complaint, this led to a spiral of

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Speaker 2: false reports that he had been arrested on criminal offenses

571
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Speaker 2: when he had just been cited for violations of non

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Speaker 2: criminal ordinances, and yet it still led to him losing

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Speaker 2: his job. I was used for clickbait. Trevin Glany said

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Speaker 2: what I did was wrong, but I had a bathroom emergency.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I think. My final takeaway, unless there's more, Nope,

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Speaker 1: this is it. My final takeaway is I think he

577
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Speaker 1: was the guy doing it, but I think he's really smart,

578
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: and I think he's maybe I think he's maybe actually

579
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Speaker 1: right about all these things that he figured out his

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Speaker 1: loophole to get to do his weird crime. And I

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00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: bet he is right about all those things. I'm willing

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Speaker 1: to bet there was a leak of the photo and

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Speaker 1: he wasn't properly informed.

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Speaker 2: I don't for some.

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Speaker 1: Reason, I feel like cheering for this guy, despite the

586
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: fact I think he was the guy.

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Speaker 2: The whole time, like there was he was doing it

588
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 2: on purpose, but he but he knew his out. If

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Speaker 2: he ever got caught, well, let's hope he's he is

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Speaker 2: a super tendent of some school out there.

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Speaker 1: If this country can get its act together, he'll be

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Speaker 1: president one day.

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Speaker 2: All right, after the break our final segments? All right, Lane,

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Speaker 2: what are we doing for our final segments to day?

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Speaker 1: Lane?

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Speaker 2: Scay?

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00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 3: Incredible segue Rory about the presidential stuff, because I want

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Speaker 3: to talk about some famous number two's people who were

599
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 3: just a heartbeat away from making number ones. This is

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Speaker 3: I got some vice presidential trivia for you.

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Speaker 1: All right, perfect, Are you ready?

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00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 3: It's just this is just classic trivia.

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00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: Three vice presidents have received the Nobel Peace Prize. Name

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Speaker 3: one bonus points? You can name more than one?

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00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought, so it's not catered towards dumb people.

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00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: Okay, got it? Okay, Josh, you're gonna carry us here.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Al Gore. That's right. Oh yes, Rory,

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00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: can you name one Roy or we move on?

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00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: I have absolutely nothing, that's okay.

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00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: One of the other two, Lane, Teddy Roosevelt got the

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00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,239
Speaker 3: first one, A first American to get one, and then

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Speaker 3: Charles Dawes for his role reducing tensions between Germany and

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00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 3: France after World War One.

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00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that, man.

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00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,959
Speaker 1: I've never heard of Charles Dawes, and I don't know

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00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: that I would.

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00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 2: Have guessed Teddy Roosevelt. All right, but I did get one.

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Speaker 1: But we are on the same team, so we are

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00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: currently winning one to nothing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this vice president was the first VP of color.

622
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 2: Oh oh, Harris, Yeah, that's what I would have gone with. Two.

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Speaker 3: It's not true. That was the Charles Curtis. He was

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Speaker 3: the thirty first vice president from nineteen twenty nine to

625
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: nineteen thirty three under Hoover. He was Native amerage to.

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Speaker 2: Say that was not advertised ever.

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00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, no one's talked about this. He was

628
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 3: a member of the con nation.

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Speaker 2: He was Native American. Okay, all right, all right, all right, okay,

630
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: this is harder than I thought it was going to

631
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: be Lane, But I gotta say it's it really is

632
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 2: making me feel differently about Lane as we go forward.

633
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: Good, that's what my intention was. Tommy Lee Jones and

634
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 3: this vice president were roommates at Harvard.

635
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: Oh, I do know this. Tommy Lee Jones. I think

636
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: it might be Al Gore again. Yeah, let's go out

637
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 2: Gore again.

638
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 3: You're right, it's all I think, look at us. Okay,

639
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: moving on. Two vice presidents have resigned. Who are they?

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00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 2: Wow? Resigned? Well, Nixon's vice president, which I believe was

641
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 2: Agnew Yes.

642
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 3: Correct, Wow, Josh, give me another one.

643
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: Oh wait, the guy who was impeached Andrew Jackson. But

644
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: I don't know whose vice president was.

645
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 3: You're right, if you know who that.

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00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 2: Is, I have no idea. I know, but I don't

647
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: want to share it. R just want to show off.

648
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 2: I don't want to seem smart.

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00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 3: John C.

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00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: Calhoun, John C.

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Speaker 2: Calhoun, Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 3: This vice president almost got eaten by cannibals.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: What I like is that you think I could name

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Speaker 1: presidents and vice presidents, let alone know little anecdotes about

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Speaker 1: their lives.

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Speaker 2: I'm like approaching the number, the maximum number of vice

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Speaker 2: presidents I can name. But I'm just going to say

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Speaker 2: Dick Cheney, even though it's not Dick Cheney. I am

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Speaker 2: just going to say.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's the hardest trivia game on the

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Speaker 1: Poop episode. I don't know, I don't know it is

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Speaker 1: George H. W.

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Speaker 3: Bush. He's under Reagan. He joined the Navy in nineteen

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Speaker 3: forty four, and during a combat mission, his aircraft was

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Speaker 3: down by Japanese enemy fire. He was rescued in the

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Speaker 3: open sea by a US submarine, but the other service

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Speaker 3: members in that mission were captured by the enemy, beaten, tortured,

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Speaker 3: and eaten.

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Speaker 2: Wow, next week you got a crime for Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Maybe all right?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, how was that not a story we all know?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Lane made it up. Very creative, that Lane.

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Speaker 3: I haven't made any of these up for the record,

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Speaker 3: but I appreciate you thinking I'm that creative. This sleepy

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Speaker 3: vice president was said to have slept up to eleven

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Speaker 3: hours a night. He also took a pre lunchtime nap

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Speaker 3: and then a two to three hour post lunch nap.

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Speaker 3: Here's a hint. He was also president.

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Speaker 2: Is it Joe? Is it sleepy Joe?

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Speaker 3: No, it's Calvin Coolish.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were getting roped into it to think

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Speaker 1: it would be Sleepy Joe just because of the title.

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Speaker 3: That's what I's see what I did there?

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Speaker 2: Tricked us, I tricked you.

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Speaker 3: This vice president was born on the day President Herbert

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Speaker 3: Hoover died, which is October twentieth, nineteen sixty four.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so he's young. It's jad Vance. Oh no, sixty four?

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Speaker 2: Know Jady Vance isn't sixty. No, Kamala Harris. I don't know. Probably,

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Speaker 2: I mean to have to be. It's got to be.

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Speaker 2: She's sixty.

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Speaker 3: It is Kamala Harris. Yes, she's reincarnated Herbert Hoover.

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Speaker 1: Because if we find out it's Joe Biden, our timelines

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Speaker 1: are gonna note in our brains.

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Speaker 2: He looks great for sixty. He looks really good.

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Speaker 3: That's it, you guys. You know, honestly, I think you

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Speaker 3: would have gotten like a two on an AP history test.

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Speaker 2: Yes, is that good? I don't know. That's like a

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Speaker 2: half credit.

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