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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret on the new heads of one

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Speaker 1: six one. It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: secret to tell us, you can tell us, and then

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Speaker 1: we'll tell everybody else. You'll tell everybody else, but we'll

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Speaker 1: never let anybody know who you are. We keep everybody

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Speaker 1: anonymous so you can say whatever you want. So textas

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Speaker 1: four one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: and we don't even ask what your name is, that's

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Missus Claus. Okay, Santa's Santa's wife. Hello, hellosus Clause. Your

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Speaker 1: voice is a little more burly than I expecting, a

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Speaker 1: little naughty. Oh it's cold, it's cold does stuff to

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Speaker 1: your throat? The weather famously makes your your voice DEEPA yes,

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Speaker 1: it's m gee. Maybe I'll have egg nog with Santa

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Speaker 1: when he gets solo instead. Now I don't even know

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Speaker 1: if I want to hear your dirty little secret. I

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Speaker 1: just want to hear you talk dirty about Santa. All right, So,

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Speaker 1: missus Claus, if this is missus Claus, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Okay. Well, so lately at work, I've been

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Speaker 1: doing something okay to help out lesser fortunate, but it

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Speaker 1: could affect my job. Well that she sounds pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: They're less fortunate and stuff. So it's a good thing,

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Speaker 1: but could also be a bad thing for you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it could be a very bad thing for me. Well,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? You know how some people are

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Speaker 1: blessed and others are not so much blessed. Like with

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking some people are more attractive than it

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Speaker 1: looks Department physical. Yeah, yeah, there's not so good looking people,

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Speaker 1: and then there's good looking people, and there's something there

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Speaker 1: in the middle. Yeah, you know, I feel like I

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Speaker 1: range in the middle. And then there's tragic looking people,

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Speaker 1: and then there's super hot people. So there's all kinds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh baby, if you in the middle, you ugly? Did

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Speaker 1: you just cool? Jewel? Baby? Nice? Okay? So what do

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Speaker 1: you do at work? I to hope them out, you know,

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Speaker 1: when they when they come through. I work in retail,

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Speaker 1: I give I give a little a little ugly a

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Speaker 1: little discount for them for people that are who what

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Speaker 1: what does that mean? Let's see if someone comes in

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Speaker 1: and they look like Ryan Gosling. I'll charge them full price,

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Speaker 1: but if someone comes in looking like Steve Bushemy, I

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Speaker 1: might charge them a little less. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who that is. You know, if you saw him, he's

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Speaker 1: a character actor. By the way, it was a real

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Speaker 1: jerk to me one time. Anyway. Yeah, god, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: interviewed him and he did not like me at all.

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Speaker 1: But U So you're saying that if somebody comes into

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Speaker 1: your store and you consider them ugly, you give them

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Speaker 1: a discount. Yes, their lives are already so hard. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to make it harder. When did you start

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Speaker 1: giving this discount? I started giving it as soon as

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Speaker 1: I got the job. Oh my god. So you've potentially

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Speaker 1: lost that business, like thousands of dollars. Maybe, I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this probably lost a lot of money on the ugly discounts.

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Speaker 1: So what do you rate yourself on a scale of

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Speaker 1: one to ten? Oh, I'm hot. Okay, you wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: giving yourself a discount then, since that's your dear little secret,

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Speaker 1: that people come into the store who you think are ugly,

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Speaker 1: you give them a discount because their lives are tough. No,

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Speaker 1: i'd have one of my many lovers get it for me.

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Speaker 1: I'd have Santa get it for me. Any lovers all right,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, have you ever seen any of us

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Speaker 1: in the studio? Yes, would anyone in here be getting

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Speaker 1: a discount, Well, the only one that would have to

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Speaker 1: pay full price is Alex all right, so me and

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Speaker 1: English Evan would get the ugly person discount. I'm okay

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Speaker 1: with that. Well, Evan's English accent might kick it up

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, so I'd have to make a

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Speaker 1: decision there. But but Jubil, you get a discount. Sweet,

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Speaker 1: I don't care what the reason is. It's aboutful, faithful price.

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Speaker 1: I'm down. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: missus Claus, Well, thank you for having me, and thank

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Speaker 1: you for the show. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret?