WEBVTT - Chicken Soup vs. Tomato Soup

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. This is the show

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<v Speaker 1>where we have a you know, pretty big opinions on

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<v Speaker 1>pretty small things. You know, there's a lot going on

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<v Speaker 1>in the world, but we take a break from that

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<v Speaker 1>to argue, debate, go back and forth about things that

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<v Speaker 1>all of us care about, but just not that much.

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<v Speaker 1>I am your host, Josh Johnson right for the day show,

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<v Speaker 1>joined by your co host will say Sloan right, because

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely are leading this podcast because if it was

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<v Speaker 1>up to me, we would never stay one task. For instance,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know Norman Lee or a hundred years old today?

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<v Speaker 1>So Norman Lear sounds like the name of a Shakespeare play,

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<v Speaker 1>like I know, there's King Lear. Norman Lear has been

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<v Speaker 1>aroused so long that I thought Norman Lear was the

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<v Speaker 1>name of the play until just now I remember that

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<v Speaker 1>it was an actor. That's wild. You gotta actor. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like a producer and stuff. Oh, I thought, normally, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had bro Norman Lear gave us all of the

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<v Speaker 1>family Maud Sandford and Son one day at a time,

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<v Speaker 1>Jefferson's and good times. This is this is wild hundred

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<v Speaker 1>years old today? Would you want to be a hundred No?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like right at light ninety two. I've really

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<v Speaker 1>like capped off with stuff I can even do. Give

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<v Speaker 1>me a solid eighty five. I'm good, I'm good, solid

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five. Give me a solid eighty five. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that I feel about age. A lot of people,

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<v Speaker 1>even when they turn thirty, are like, oh I feel old.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not actually old for like fifty more years. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew someone who jumped ahead of it, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>telling people they were forty when they were thirty three.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were just like catching all the compliments. You

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<v Speaker 1>look fire, you know, what's your skin routine? Everything? That

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<v Speaker 1>person is a disrespect for human And I know they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't black, because we look young forever. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>turned thirty nine out of facial too. Like a while back, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>to help me, I didn't have a single wrinkle. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a girl I went to high school with that

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<v Speaker 1>bit of wrinkles at eighteen, So you're not gonna. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to My under eye is becoming a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm sleeping too hard on the left side.

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<v Speaker 1>I wake up feeling punched. You're just dehydrated, bro, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with you, I understand, but I woke up this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, who did it? You know which one

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<v Speaker 1>of you? All hit me? Just dehydrated. But you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go to those ivy places. I will throw up

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<v Speaker 1>if I have an IVY in me. I I keep

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the ivy. No needles. No, it's not a needle.

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<v Speaker 1>The I V is not a needle. They didn't use

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<v Speaker 1>a needle. She used a tube. Wait, the I V

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<v Speaker 1>is a tool, but it's not too to your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a tool to a needle in your arm. She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't use like a ventional you needle. She just used

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<v Speaker 1>a tube, like a sharp tube. Now now now you're

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<v Speaker 1>stressed to be out board. This is now it's a

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<v Speaker 1>devention I didn't know about. I thought it was just

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<v Speaker 1>a needle with the juice within. The needle went in

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<v Speaker 1>your arm. Sometimes you gotta get over your fears. Also

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<v Speaker 1>a fear of needles, like who is still afraid of

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<v Speaker 1>this ship? Like what are you talking about? Throw up? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, I can't have my little fear that rarely

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<v Speaker 1>comes up, that I almost never talked about unless somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else breaks it up. I can't have that. No, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you just you just won't. He may fear your pet

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<v Speaker 1>peeve by biggest fears that I'll never be married and

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<v Speaker 1>have children. It's been and it's been a debilitating fear

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<v Speaker 1>since I was six years old. Fuck your spiders, suck

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<v Speaker 1>your heights. Okay, I'm talking about my life. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you got? Raid for spiders? Okay, you can

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<v Speaker 1>stay inside. You don't have to. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with heights. This ship. I have something that I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do with my life that I need another

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<v Speaker 1>person to achieve. Okay, that is real. Fair He wants

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<v Speaker 1>to him to tell me, oh, needles a week. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get into today's episode. Today we're talking about to

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<v Speaker 1>all time classics, to juggernauts of comfort food, too lovely

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<v Speaker 1>lovely dishes that come in a bowl. We're talking chicken

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<v Speaker 1>soup versus tomato soup. Okay, now I can't say, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you are familiar with them. With the

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful comed the genius of Nicole Buyer a friend incorporated

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<v Speaker 1>and um I asked her one day if she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go get fun and she said she does not

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<v Speaker 1>eat fun and she does not like soup. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, but Nicolette, why do you not

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy tastiness. That is soup. And she said it is

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<v Speaker 1>water with food in it, and I can not eat

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<v Speaker 1>my fun honestly, that right there, That right there, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to cut that out because it's the whole episode.

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<v Speaker 1>If people are just thinking of food chunks inside of

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<v Speaker 1>hot water, that's not I'm I'm talking about good, delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>creamy tomato soup. Maybe there's nothing in it. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>one over there. You you chose chicken soup. You chose

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<v Speaker 1>to side with the trash bag of bowl of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hot broth. I went chicken soup, and I went chicken soup.

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<v Speaker 1>For the supposed healing factors of chicken soup. I wu

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<v Speaker 1>chicken soup because there's so many ways, so many styles

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<v Speaker 1>of chicken soup, you know what I mean. You can

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<v Speaker 1>have noodles, you can have rice. Yeah, you can have

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<v Speaker 1>it where there's too much parslely like when my mom

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<v Speaker 1>makes it right. There's so many ways to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a chicken soup, there's a chicken noodle soup. You

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<v Speaker 1>can have it where it's a cream or chicken soup.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have it where it's more of a broth.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have it where it's one of those sipping

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<v Speaker 1>soups out of the can. I don't know how I

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<v Speaker 1>feel about that, because I'm don't your chicken soup. But

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<v Speaker 1>some people just like a wound. There's something about the

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<v Speaker 1>can one because I remember what you're talking about. They

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<v Speaker 1>did it for tomato and they did it for chicken,

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<v Speaker 1>and you would just heat it up in the microwave,

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<v Speaker 1>which I did not understand, and then you would. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you couldn't put metal in the microwave. That what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought too, But apparently they got these new microwaves

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<v Speaker 1>that don't care about metal. It's this new metal that

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about microwaves. Yeah, yeah, either way, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound natural. It doesn't sound like like if the couple

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<v Speaker 1>was made of wood and that they were like throwing

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<v Speaker 1>the bicrowave, I'd be like, all right, I mean, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>but metal. I was immediately like I remember read the

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<v Speaker 1>label like this is a trick. There's a trick. But

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<v Speaker 1>like I remember, like I remember when I was in

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<v Speaker 1>high school, I was working to place an all the

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<v Speaker 1>time pottery and somebody had got me like for my lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>they got me like a burger from Checkers. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when Checkers just have like the silver uh look a

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<v Speaker 1>wrapper around it. I did not know that it was

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<v Speaker 1>low key aluminum foil. Oh yeah, I put this in

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<v Speaker 1>a microwave and the fireworks display that went on in

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<v Speaker 1>this microwave and I'll grow an adult, was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing? I just trying to eat at my

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<v Speaker 1>pragapher Checkers. I didn't know how are you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get my burger and Checkers? This is the biggest setup

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<v Speaker 1>that we do to children. I don't know what other

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<v Speaker 1>countries do, because a lot of other countries don't microwave

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<v Speaker 1>the way we microwave, Like you know, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of those European countries don't really even use microwaves,

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<v Speaker 1>and and I feel like a lot of the um

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<v Speaker 1>African and Asian continent countries just they end up eating

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<v Speaker 1>the food for the day like they have a time,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're not kind into thinking that they have to

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<v Speaker 1>do things quickly. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's also why

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<v Speaker 1>it's better food because it's like, hey, we made just enough,

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<v Speaker 1>so now all the spices aren't spread around a huge

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<v Speaker 1>pot for us to eat for six weeks, Like this

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<v Speaker 1>is food for this evening. Yes, here here in America,

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<v Speaker 1>though we uh we have the TV dinner, we have

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<v Speaker 1>the violence of the cat of the soup that you

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<v Speaker 1>put the microwave to drake right out of. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>that I'll tell you what. I've had lots of different

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<v Speaker 1>money situations in my life, but drinking a candle soup

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<v Speaker 1>was the first time I really felt poor. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the first time where I was like, the what was it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to Logan and he said this, and

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<v Speaker 1>my my buddy Logan deal said, uh said the privodity,

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<v Speaker 1>not the just the pure u adultery privody of drinking

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<v Speaker 1>right out of a can at soup. No less like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even drinking I'm too too Nicole's point. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of not drinking food. I'm just drinking dirty water

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<v Speaker 1>filled with food, not dirty seasoned. I mean, depending on

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<v Speaker 1>which candle soup you get, well, yeah, I mean you're

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<v Speaker 1>holding on just drinking a cream and mushroom because that's

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<v Speaker 1>just a it's a hard day, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that whoever is drinking a can of a

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<v Speaker 1>cream of muctually, that's somebody that you you need to

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<v Speaker 1>be watching out for. Watch Listen, there's nothing like a

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<v Speaker 1>He was so normal except for he drank a can

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<v Speaker 1>of cream of mushroom soup. Oh my god. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's just go over some merits real quick, of

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<v Speaker 1>chicken soup and of tomato soup. If you don't mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll throw it out there. I'll go first. Listen, you're

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<v Speaker 1>the one that has to run this. I I'm never

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<v Speaker 1>what have I ever helpful? What I hask in your life?

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess my main thing is creamy tomato soup

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<v Speaker 1>has all of the heartwarming properties, all right? Of just

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<v Speaker 1>a night in with a good book next to a fireplace.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the life you don't live. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? You don't have a face. I have an

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<v Speaker 1>area you have books where there used to be a fireplace,

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<v Speaker 1>but now there's a kitchen island. But there was, but

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<v Speaker 1>the brick is still exposed from the fireplace. Become a

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen island because the fire Okay, it's not. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the New York apartment. Got it? So you can probably

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<v Speaker 1>open your stove while you're on a toilet. Okay, fine, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>this is why again all my evidence about New York.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have an area where stove used to be

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<v Speaker 1>where a fireplace used to be that is now a kitchen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have to roll your kitchen island out of

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<v Speaker 1>the way. No I don't. I don't roll it out

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<v Speaker 1>of the way. It's just that I'll just sit at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't use the fireplace anywhere because you can't because

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<v Speaker 1>it's been walled in. And it's one of those delightful

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<v Speaker 1>treats that you could enjoy with a grilled cheese. You

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<v Speaker 1>can have it hot or cold. Who's cold tomato soup?

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<v Speaker 1>Some people have to soup cold? Fucking monsters? Who's dring?

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<v Speaker 1>This is not the spa. You can go at home,

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<v Speaker 1>make Campbell's book. Who is having cold tomato soup? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not It's not me, but I've seen it, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you have not he does it? Rosie said she has

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<v Speaker 1>tomato soup like hot or cold? My Rosie, I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure I've talked to me about this layer. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing people do that. It's not a thing people do,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you eat. If you have cold tomato soup is

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<v Speaker 1>because you used to be hot. You forgot about it,

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<v Speaker 1>came back and was no longer hot. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>eating cold? Tomato soup. But tomato soup and the consistency

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<v Speaker 1>of tomato being cold is not crazy, Like, isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>what a um uh? That cocktail that's mostly tomato is?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that cocktail? Bloody Mary's Yeah, like bloody marries, just

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<v Speaker 1>cold tomato soup with vodka. Listen, anybody that drinks a

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<v Speaker 1>bloody mary and they're not going through the drake depression.

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<v Speaker 1>It's violence. You're a bit on a plane. You're on

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<v Speaker 1>a plane and somebody ordered what's crazy that people just

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<v Speaker 1>order like tomato juice on a plane. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>it smells like pure vomit, pure vomit. Wait, what tomato

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<v Speaker 1>juice on a plane? It smells like vomit? This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is not so you? So what about when you

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<v Speaker 1>have ketchup? What about when you have ketchup? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>like you catch up? My brother told me one day

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<v Speaker 1>when we were kids that catch up doesn't make food

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<v Speaker 1>taste better. It makes food taste like catch up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>too much ketchup will do that. But juice ketchup, just

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<v Speaker 1>a little ketchup catch up. I love sausa. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to catch up. Love SAUCEA won'ty catch don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>The tight rope of logic your walking with you. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes no sense. Tomatoes are the only thing that I'm picking.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't eat a tomato in a salad. I won't

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<v Speaker 1>eat This is the craziest thing. If I were like

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<v Speaker 1>a taco and they put like chopped tomatoes on them,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't eat it. I won't need to get it

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<v Speaker 1>without tomatoes. Saucer. I love sauce, but I won't eat

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<v Speaker 1>like I like people just like eat a cherry tomato

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<v Speaker 1>or like growing up like my mama would get like

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<v Speaker 1>tomatoes out of my grandma's garden and put like salt

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<v Speaker 1>and pepper and vinegar on them. But if there's a tomato,

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<v Speaker 1>like if it's a tomato like like a burger, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>eat a few bites of it, and I probably end

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<v Speaker 1>up eventually taking it off like a whopper or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I'll eat a few bites, eventually take it

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<v Speaker 1>off because I like tomato soup mhm, but tomato juice

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<v Speaker 1>like a V eight. I'll open the air lock on

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<v Speaker 1>this plane and keep you the funk out. Everything that

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying right now is an attack on logic. It

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<v Speaker 1>really is. I can't listen. I can't tell you why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like this. I can't tell you why I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Is I like the smell of tomato? Mm hmmm, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's mine. When it's in salsa, it's fine. Well, when

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<v Speaker 1>is the tomato soup, there's like, you know, other stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine, but like just straight up just a tomato

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<v Speaker 1>in a glass with celery and vodka in it. Terrorism. Terrorism,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling that. I say, like, this is awful. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll leave. We'll leave. I won't try to appeal

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<v Speaker 1>to your sense of taste to the listener, but I

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<v Speaker 1>already said I like tomato soup. I know I'm with you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I the roads that I think will go down

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<v Speaker 1>if I if I try to make sense out of

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<v Speaker 1>everything that you just said, I don't think we'll even

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<v Speaker 1>get to the episode. I really, it's not even it's

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<v Speaker 1>there's not roads. I like sausa. I don't like tomatoes

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<v Speaker 1>by themselves doesn't But you don't like ketchup. But ketchup

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even taste like tomatoes. Some ketchup does what the

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<v Speaker 1>fun catchup we even were having in life? It tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like tomatoes cats up? Okay, So I remember the nineties

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<v Speaker 1>and catch up with different colors. Okay, so you can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that's the catchup tastes like tomatoes, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like sugar as for another day. M So,

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<v Speaker 1>tomato soup to be is one of those things that

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<v Speaker 1>you just enjoy. It's a classic treat. It's a classic

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<v Speaker 1>snack when I want a little something that's not too heavy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to feel full for a little while,

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<v Speaker 1>I have some tomato soup. Okay, well, do you eat

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<v Speaker 1>it in the summertime? Yeah, so you eat hot soup

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<v Speaker 1>in the summertime, But it depends on the day you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're I'm not going to take a break off of

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<v Speaker 1>hot food for a whole season. That that that to

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<v Speaker 1>be is wild than whatever roads you were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>take beat down. Just now ask it, because there's certain

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<v Speaker 1>foods that I don't eat. Mm hmm. When is that outside? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>If it if it's it's very hot that day and

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<v Speaker 1>I've just come in from the heat, then yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really want to watch something bubble put it in

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth. That's that's not gonna be a great evening

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<v Speaker 1>of dinner or no bubble bubble til and soup for you. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because if if I I can't even you know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make breakfast for Sally and I and I will

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<v Speaker 1>you know, have eggs and bacon going at the same

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<v Speaker 1>time and everything. But on a hot day, if I

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<v Speaker 1>get popped with some grease, I'll lose my mind. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just snap, I'll walk away from the stove. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>about getting popped with grease on a hot day. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, the fun is this because it's just grease

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<v Speaker 1>and sun tag team in Yes, because then you you

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<v Speaker 1>you get popped, you grab it, you try to nurse

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, maybe grabbing ice cube something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you go out into the sun and the

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<v Speaker 1>sun is like mmmmmm, let me taste that. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor said that when his friends came from South Africa

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<v Speaker 1>and they were talking about how the heat, like just

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<v Speaker 1>the weather in America compared to South Africa, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, he was talking about how the sun here

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<v Speaker 1>is different. M h. He's like the sun here, he's

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<v Speaker 1>like you can feel it. He's like it leans on

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<v Speaker 1>you like a good friend. Yeah, I can't do the access.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't really embarrassed myself What I need from you, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is really any if you have it, if you can,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can muster it up, any defense of your

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<v Speaker 1>position on Yeah, listen, I didn't chicken noodles. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. So it's the thing you grew up with.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the thing that you're like whenever you got

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<v Speaker 1>sick or you weren't feeling well, or this was the

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<v Speaker 1>thing they gave you where and then everybody because like

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<v Speaker 1>everybody had a recipe for chicken soup, chicken noodle soup,

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<v Speaker 1>chicken and rice. You know what I'm saying. Everybody has

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<v Speaker 1>a recipe for chicken soup, and it's all done differently,

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<v Speaker 1>and so like even like as I got older, I

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<v Speaker 1>came up with my own recipe for chicken soup. It's

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<v Speaker 1>usually just passle. I think because it can be tailored

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<v Speaker 1>to people's tastes more, I think because there's that childhood

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<v Speaker 1>connection to it where it's the first thing you do

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not feeling well. I was like, I need

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<v Speaker 1>some chicken soup. It doesn't matter what kind of is.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I got super sick a couple of years

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<v Speaker 1>ago and my manager like sent me, had uberies like

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<v Speaker 1>send me chicken soup. You know what I mean. It's

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<v Speaker 1>this thing that we've all grown up with. Also, it

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<v Speaker 1>like cross culturally, like different cultures in America are different

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<v Speaker 1>bulties around the world. It's you know, you're not feeling well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me get you some chicken soup. So I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I think because it's like a global thing that we've

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<v Speaker 1>all decided that, like, Okay, you're sick, have from chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>M chicken will help you. No one's out here being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not feeling well. We put on some pork soup

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<v Speaker 1>and then get this. Uh you know, you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>some of those meat broths they got, they got the enzymes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we don't what's healing because like you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>those chicken Soup for the Soul books. I never read one,

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<v Speaker 1>but I saw it, but everybody had them. Somebody brought

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<v Speaker 1>somebody by the house and a boat off of them

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<v Speaker 1>Chicken Soup for the Soul books. Basically they were like

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<v Speaker 1>these self help books you were supposed to read called

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<v Speaker 1>chicken Soup for the soul. It's like the chicken soup

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<v Speaker 1>for help your body when it's sick, then this book

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<v Speaker 1>will help your mind. Okay, let me see, Because I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they did at some point make a tomato

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<v Speaker 1>soup for the soul. Oh, both soups. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I saw one time. Okay, this is this chicken

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<v Speaker 1>soup for the African American soul, chicken soup for the salt,

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<v Speaker 1>chicken soup for the China for the teenage salt, chicken

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<v Speaker 1>soup for the African American woman's soul who wrote these books.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got very specific. Yeah, I mean, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>break into every niche you have available to you, so,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, for the cancer survivor sul for the pet lover,

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<v Speaker 1>sal country salt, kids soul, golfers soul, chicken soup for

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<v Speaker 1>the golfers soul. So I did find it. There is

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<v Speaker 1>a book. There is a tomato soup for the sou

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<v Speaker 1>but it does seem to be off brand, like it

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<v Speaker 1>like it seems like a hardcore broke it off chicken

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<v Speaker 1>noodle soup for the salt because they used the chicken

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<v Speaker 1>noodle soup for the soul font. So said, if chicken

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<v Speaker 1>soup is so healing that they have put it in

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<v Speaker 1>literary format, That's what I'm saying. Like the concept of

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<v Speaker 1>the soup being healing. It's the point that they've gotten to, like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's break it down to where we need to get to.

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<v Speaker 1>These golfers. Okay, these golfers are not Okay, so just

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<v Speaker 1>thinking this overall concept chicken soup is so healing that

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<v Speaker 1>they have used that colloquial attachment to it. I like

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<v Speaker 1>how you grab stuff where you try to make a

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<v Speaker 1>point that there's nothing there, but you're trying to pull

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the idea out of this. You know

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<v Speaker 1>the number of times I've grabbed air and not be

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<v Speaker 1>saying anything insignificant. Okay, I'll just offer this up to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that chicken noodle soup has some healing properties

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<v Speaker 1>to it. There's some bone broth properties in there, There's

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's lots of good stuff. But where is the line?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my question, when do we go from healing to heathen?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Because everyone just having their own little version

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<v Speaker 1>of chicken soup, it's pretty wild. I've had cultures, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not just across cultures. I'm talking about fully just American raised,

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<v Speaker 1>born and raised people that think that they should be

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<v Speaker 1>putting chunks of just whatever in the chicken soup. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the wildest thing you've ever had is someone's chicken soup.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see restaurant, it doesn't matter restaurant or what's the

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<v Speaker 1>wildest thing? And where did it come from? Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is this is where I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>This ends up happening. Raisins, You're a liar. Everybody says raisins.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody says raisins. If you want something wild to be

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<v Speaker 1>in something, we say raisins. Okay, you know would have

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<v Speaker 1>been even wilder than raisins. Full on grapes. Grapes would

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<v Speaker 1>have been wilder. Full on grapes would have been wilder. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>who put We know who? But where? Oh? Where? Where? Where?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get the soup from? In school, there

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<v Speaker 1>was someone who brought their lunch to school from home. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>In that lunch it was like, you know, a little

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<v Speaker 1>snack pack whatever. But then they had some chicken soup

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<v Speaker 1>that they heat it up and in it were some

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<v Speaker 1>little black dots. I was like, what's in your soup?

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<v Speaker 1>And they had shredded chicken, They had some carrots, they

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<v Speaker 1>had like pretty much you know, anything you put in

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken soup, and then celery. The whole nine a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of raisins, and I wasn't sure if that's something

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<v Speaker 1>that the parent did or if them being a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, hey, raisins are good too, let me

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<v Speaker 1>throw them in. But they acted like it was nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>so that that was leading me to believe that it

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<v Speaker 1>was normal for them. So you did not have the soup.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a little taste of it because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>how crazy is this? You know? And what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it when great to begin with. It was yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but overall you you asked me the wildest thing now

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<v Speaker 1>in chicken soups defense, Yeah, people do wild things, two

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<v Speaker 1>things all the time. So if this one young man

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<v Speaker 1>and his very delusional parent, because you don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>made that food, parent or guardian put raisins in his

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<v Speaker 1>chicken soup one, they should be arrested. Fogs tarden spooned. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>grease and spooned tarden feathered. Not that serious, did you

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<v Speaker 1>get it? So that's not an indictment on all chicken

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<v Speaker 1>soup because his mama can't cook. You know, I will

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<v Speaker 1>say that chicken soup, you put a little crackers and

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<v Speaker 1>you're done. Man soup, Yeah, man, a soup always has

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<v Speaker 1>an accessory. It is in a compliment. Tomato soup is

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<v Speaker 1>tomato soup is what gave us a soup in the sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that time will say when you go somewhere and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like soup in a sandwich, it's like a go

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<v Speaker 1>combo meal because it's some more like goofy lunch place

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<v Speaker 1>if you do. I went to a lunch place that

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<v Speaker 1>is soup in the sandwich as a meal right, as

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<v Speaker 1>a lunch special, and it did not have tomato soup

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<v Speaker 1>as an option. I was like, you're doing this wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>You do this's all the way wrong. You're living life wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need that is violence. I don't need a

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<v Speaker 1>minestron and a pastronomy. I don't need the ennis together. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you need if you're going to be super a sandwich,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta have tomato soup. But also, this is my

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<v Speaker 1>question when it comes to because you were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the different ways that people do chicken soup and it's

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<v Speaker 1>too open, right, how do you feel about now they're

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<v Speaker 1>starting to do more of a rustic style tomato soup.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about the rustic tomato soup. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about your big pieces of herbs. Okay, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about your large chunks. To me, just speaking for myself,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a personal taste thing. The more rustic something gets,

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<v Speaker 1>the more dirty it is in my mind. Um So,

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<v Speaker 1>the same way that you were talking about New York

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<v Speaker 1>apartments and how sometimes there's exposed brick and blah blah,

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually on your side on that thing. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like when someone didn't finish a building and they act

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 1>like they finished a building, Like, look, then making a

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>brick wall, that means I'm outside inside. If the brick

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 1>is exposed, that means you have sold me outside and

0:28:55.680 --> 0:29:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I am currently outside inside. You put walls around outside.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when they started building the little outdoor, Like

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't go on restaurants during COVID in New York,

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:09.240
<v Speaker 1>and they started putting tho little buildings on the park

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 1>and like in the street, and everyone was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is inside outside. Yeah, you're telling me that it's not

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:19.360
<v Speaker 1>safe to be in there. Barely better, you know. But

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:21.360
<v Speaker 1>they were like, oh, but there's like open air. But

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:24.680
<v Speaker 1>then when wintertime hit, you put sides on it because

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:27.080
<v Speaker 1>it was cold, and then put heaters in the bitch.

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>So now you're just incubating COVID. Yeah, and rats, the

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:37.600
<v Speaker 1>rats of the outdoor dining. Um. So here's the thing.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Because we have to wrap up soon, I'm just gonna

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 1>swing for the fences. I'm just gonna say it. Any

0:29:42.800 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 1>any liquidy tomato I will count as tomato soup. So

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 1>you don't mind the rustic style as long as it's

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 1>as long as there's still a lot of because I've

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<v Speaker 1>had rustic tomato souper. It's just like, bitch, this is

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 1>just a bunch of chunky tomatoes and a little bit

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 1>of liquid. So yeah, I'm I'm gonna go out on

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 1>limb right now. I don't know if this helps or

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 1>hurt to my point, I don't know what the audience

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>is gonna feel, but I really want to win. And

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>so I'll say right now that tomato soup. If we're

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<v Speaker 1>really bringing chicken noodle soup up against tomato soup, that

0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>counts everything soup. Marinera's wait wait wait, wait wait wait,

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you're saying any liquid tomato is tomato soup, all right,

0:30:29.000 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 1>and saa you're counting salsa as tomato soup. Let's do it, okay,

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:42.960
<v Speaker 1>So any tomato based anything tomato soup, catch up, tomato soup,

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 1>cocktail sauce, tomato soup, tomato soup, tomato soup, praigo ragu,

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:04.800
<v Speaker 1>tomato soup, marinair sauces, tomato soup, male soup. So I'm

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 1>just throwing it out there because sometimes if you saw

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody open a jar of rag ou pasta sauce, yeah,

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 1>so you're saying tomato paste is tomato soup. So if

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:25.719
<v Speaker 1>someone opens a can of rag ou, yeah pasta sauce, Okay,

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 1>those in the bowl, Yeah, he eats it up. M hmmm, soup,

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 1>tomato soup, so wild, I am saying because I feel

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 1>like I feel like in the last episode with the

0:31:41.240 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>diners versus the waffle house, what ended up happening because

0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I gotta eat a live by the way, yeah no

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 1>what you mainly got eaten live, and I was like

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>you would trying to eat steak in a waffle house.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 1>That's why you got eating alive. No, no, no, no,

0:31:56.760 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I gotta eat alive basically because the end, My mistake

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 1>was that I didn't include every diner like thing that

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>was not waffle house, So then there were even people

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 1>at by Colls, Dia, b in By Bitches, and stuff

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:13.720
<v Speaker 1>like that, being like, all right, look, since Denny's and

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Shawnees and all this stuff and included, we're just talking

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>mom and pop, I'm gonna have to go waffle house,

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, damn. So basically I did make a

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 1>good point, but if I had been more inclusive, maybe

0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 1>people would have seen it my way, which is why now, hey,

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 1>everything is tomato soup. We're going at all tomato soup. Okay,

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I will not lose again. Do you think by saying

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 1>that catch up is tomato soup you're gonna win. I'm

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 1>just saying, what if somebody had to give up catch

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 1>up just to have tobato soup, maybe maybe they lead

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.160
<v Speaker 1>to the dark side. Maybe they'd be off, baby, baby,

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe they'd be with me. No one is listen, no

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 1>one's dipping French fries and tomato soup, and no one

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:56.720
<v Speaker 1>is dipping grilled cheese and catch up and lets of

0:32:56.840 --> 0:33:01.360
<v Speaker 1>your over the age of six. So like, I can't this,

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:04.680
<v Speaker 1>you can't make this, you can't make this choice. I'm

0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:06.840
<v Speaker 1>just saying, because here's the thing. When you when you

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:10.280
<v Speaker 1>talk chicken soup versus tomato soup, I'm already at a

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:12.720
<v Speaker 1>slight disadvantage because there are some cultures, like you said,

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>that don't really do tomato soup, they definitely do chicken soup.

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I have to bring more tools into the arsenal to

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 1>stack up. Even I can admit that these are not

0:33:26.280 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>the tools that you need. You have brought dental tools

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>to a construction site. Okay, you know what? The you

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 1>know what? The how about this? How about this? Why

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 1>are you choosing this isn't I don't even know if

0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 1>this isn't even violence. I don't know if this choice

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:45.840
<v Speaker 1>even fucking eggs? How about this? If y'all love chicken

0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>soup so much, no more tomatoes for anybody. You act

0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>like I did not get whooped in the Vacation Staycation episode.

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>The number of people that were trying to call me

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 1>elitest okay, because I said leave your fucking house. All

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:10.759
<v Speaker 1>I said was leave your house. How the funk? I said, Well,

0:34:10.840 --> 0:34:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you don't know how much money people have? No, I don't,

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:19.839
<v Speaker 1>And that's not the fucking point. And if you don't

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 1>have the money to go on vacation, why then are

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:23.320
<v Speaker 1>you talking to me that I'm not talking to you.

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking to you. I will say you made

0:34:27.239 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>a good point for waffle houses. I was, I was

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 1>impressed at your waffle house fight that you put up,

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 1>but I lost it from Atlanta. I also grew up

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:42.400
<v Speaker 1>in the city that is the location of the headquarters

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:46.200
<v Speaker 1>of waffle House. I grew up in North Across Georgia.

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Google waffle House. Their headquarters was around the corner from

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:53.080
<v Speaker 1>my house. And you and look, you do them proud.

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:56.160
<v Speaker 1>But what ended up happening with me is I got

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 1>either live because I didn't. I didn't open up the

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:02.200
<v Speaker 1>options A. But I don't think you're opening them the

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:06.600
<v Speaker 1>wrong way. Like it makes sense to include a Denny's

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:09.800
<v Speaker 1>and a diner because they're doing the same thing. To

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 1>include catch up with tomato soup, it's just a question

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:18.320
<v Speaker 1>of consistency. It's just a question of because there's some

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 1>tomato soups, like you said, they couldn't get the consistent right,

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 1>So now you drinking a bowl to catch up. No,

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>it never goes catch up. It could be marrinera m

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:31.239
<v Speaker 1>hm m hmm. But it's never catch up. You're wor

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:33.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about you. I'm worried about because the thing

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>you you're thinking, you're not thinking about the logic. You're

0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 1>thinking about the wind. Okay, you're thinking about the wind.

0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 1>You're not doing it from your hork. Okay, looking if

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:47.439
<v Speaker 1>you need it, open listener, if you need it open,

0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:49.759
<v Speaker 1>it's open, all right. If you don't need it open.

0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:52.480
<v Speaker 1>If I see they believe you, keep you. You don't

0:35:52.520 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 1>even believe you. I believe in me. No, Negro, you

0:35:57.440 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>don't believe that. Catch up, it's sucking tomato soup because

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:03.640
<v Speaker 1>you were not walking to your Christian home that you

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:07.839
<v Speaker 1>have made with your girlfriend and your dog. And squeeze

0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 1>a ball a hines catch up. Uh huh, squeeze catch

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:18.600
<v Speaker 1>up it's a boat and heat it up Macgona soup.

0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't fucking do it. So

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:28.400
<v Speaker 1>don't look. Don't look me in my college educated American

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Christian face here on al Gore's Internet machine, and tell

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 1>me that you even believe in the bottom of your hort,

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 1>in your heart, that you for a do this. Don't

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 1>you get off this hill go to flat land. You

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:48.840
<v Speaker 1>have built a hill out of tomatoes and it is

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 1>not working. You sound wild the funk. Do you mean anything?

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Tomato basis tomato soup? But that's like saying everything pasta

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:10.719
<v Speaker 1>is spaghetti. How about it that he chose violence, he

0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 1>chose this is the wildest fucking thing. I've a virgine.

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't stop cutting like this man. So I'm not

0:37:22.280 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 1>doing this with chicken soup. Chicken soup. It's chicken soup. Okay.

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I've made my poin my mind defends my my I rest,

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:59.440
<v Speaker 1>here's my frey. Blamey it throw leave me. That's what

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:01.280
<v Speaker 1>you brought with too. I had to take these choices

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 1>to the king. Doesn't just said to me? To me,

0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I delay him at the throne, leave me to her.

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Long to gaze upon Josh's bad decisions, because it's Nenna

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:14.600
<v Speaker 1>lost his damn mind talking about having a hot bowler

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 1>catch up. I'm worried about you, Josh, because if you

0:38:17.360 --> 0:38:25.879
<v Speaker 1>feel like don't worry about me. He got me. We're

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 1>children of the same lord A he got say bad,

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I hear you, I hear your brother in Christ. So listen, listeners,

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:40.280
<v Speaker 1>if you can continue to even respect Josh wow after

0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:49.040
<v Speaker 1>after this bad or al Gore's Internet machine, it said

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>that anything tomato based, it's tomato soup. While I have

0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:57.000
<v Speaker 1>just presented the fact that listen to your childhood, chicken

0:38:57.040 --> 0:39:00.680
<v Speaker 1>soup has been the go to. You know, everybody has

0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:04.320
<v Speaker 1>different recipes. Um, and good Christians don't put raisins in it.

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a real Trump supporter move. But Lord,

0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>we come before you today for brother Josh. Don't because

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 1>then you can't just start praying for people. That's that's

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:25.160
<v Speaker 1>that's the worst cod attack. You just start praying while

0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:28.879
<v Speaker 1>you talked to the person. Look at me in my face,

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:33.080
<v Speaker 1>praying in my face about me, like like I'm not here.

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:41.240
<v Speaker 1>That's so we're gonna put it to you the listener.

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Chicken soup or tomato soup. Let's no in comments, Let's

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:46.880
<v Speaker 1>no in you know, no, no, no, this is our

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 1>chicken soup versus anything that is tomato based. Okay, you

0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:55.759
<v Speaker 1>have changed the game. I said. I said chicken soup

0:39:55.920 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>versus tomato soup. You have said, super this is anything

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:05.399
<v Speaker 1>that happens tomato in it. Yeah. Yeah, please find all

0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:07.239
<v Speaker 1>of the ways to tell Josh that he is a

0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:10.959
<v Speaker 1>wild man. Okay. Look, so if you want to tell

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:14.879
<v Speaker 1>me to my face, then I am wrong. I got

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:17.359
<v Speaker 1>dates where I'll be doing stand up. You can come

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 1>to those. You can find me on Instagram at Josh

0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Johnson Comedy. Also on TikTok and YouTube at Josh Johnson Comedy,

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:28.640
<v Speaker 1>and you can find me a Dulce Sloan. My YouTube

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:35.719
<v Speaker 1>channel needs resuscitation, so don't look for me. But my

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Instagram is popping. Oh my Instagram. Yeah, your your instagrams

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:44.959
<v Speaker 1>is actually very entertaining to very I'm a very silly lady.

0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I have been a Dulcay Sloan. Um, we have both

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>been Josh Johnson. This has been hold up, Yeah, it

0:40:51.640 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 1>has m Listen to hold Up wherever you get your

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