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Speaker 1: I know that this is a show about wealthy women

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Speaker 1: in their fifties. I can only take Rose so many

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Speaker 1: plot lines that revolve around real estate.

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Speaker 2: She's sheen ami.

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Speaker 1: No man, not homi may yo yo?

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Speaker 2: What is your childnge trauma?

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 2: Yo?

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Speaker 1: What's going down?

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Speaker 2: Before round? Welcome to Like a Virgin, the Patreon exclusive

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Speaker 2: podcast where we talk about it and just like that,

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Speaker 2: almost against our own will, I'm Rose Damu and.

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Speaker 1: I'm fran Torado swallowing down a burb just as you

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Speaker 1: brought me into the conversation.

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Speaker 2: And Phoebe is also here, but has not watched this

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Speaker 2: week's episode, so she has muted herself. She may chime in.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think she should still chime in's you

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Speaker 1: don't really have to watch the show in order to

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Speaker 1: participate in the conversation, which is a horrible thing to say,

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Speaker 1: but for this one, we can say it.

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Speaker 2: I honestly don't know if I liked this episode or

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Speaker 2: I hated this episode. I think it just kind of exists,

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Speaker 2: and I don't really have I don't feel positively or

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Speaker 2: negatively about it. But that also could because I'm in

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Speaker 2: the grips of a major depressive episode, so who knows,

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Speaker 2: But I think that's kind of I think that's kind

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Speaker 2: of how like and just like that is maybe best experience.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in a kind of in a fugue state, in

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Speaker 1: a in a kind of numb fugue state, for sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I definitely experienced this episode in something of

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Speaker 1: a kind of catatonic state. I even re watched half

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Speaker 1: of it because I was just like interested in following

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Speaker 1: up on some of these plotlines. But the first among

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Speaker 1: them we have to talk about that you've already touched

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Speaker 1: on is Anthony and him, you know, going through the

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Speaker 1: motions of what is an extremely popular gay male phenomenon,

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Speaker 1: which is procrasting it, which is procrastinating on a hookup

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Speaker 1: because you're scared of a giant horse cock. And I

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Speaker 1: feel like if I were him, I'd be like I'd

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Speaker 1: be I don't know where you think you're putting that thing,

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Speaker 1: but like I'm gonna wait till the last possible moment

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Speaker 1: for you to come at me with that, because huge

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Speaker 1: horse cocks are not fun to fuck. Sorry, I've never

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Speaker 1: in my I've never in my life like fucked someone

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Speaker 1: with a huge or No, that's not true, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: have had great sex with someone who had a horse cock,

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Speaker 1: but he was a professional. The other horse talks out there.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you do know how to use it, and

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Speaker 1: you're no, I would.

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Speaker 2: I would so much rather a hook up with someone

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Speaker 2: who had a small dick than a gigantic one.

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Speaker 1: Not a small dick, but like a boyfriend dick, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, No, I think a small

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Speaker 1: dick a girlfriend dick, honestly girlfriend dick. I like if

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Speaker 1: someone like the amount of grinder messages I receive on

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Speaker 1: a daily basis that are just people showing me they're

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Speaker 1: huge cocks you expect expecting me to like fall over

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Speaker 1: onto them, and like they just don't get it.

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Speaker 2: Like that's not appealing to me. And I understand there

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Speaker 2: are size queens out there looking for their very own Jiuseppe,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not one of them. I don't. I like,

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Speaker 2: absolutely don't care about big dicks. You feel like they're pretty, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they're pretty. I guess they're really pretty.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're lovely to they're lovely to like bat

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Speaker 1: around like a little cat, toying.

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Speaker 2: And be like I do like the only person who

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Speaker 2: I think has a good philosophy about big dix is

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Speaker 2: friend of ours and friend of the podcast, Remy Durand,

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Speaker 2: who has said why would he suck a dick smaller

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Speaker 2: than his own? And you know what, I love that

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Speaker 2: for him.

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Speaker 1: I love that for him as well. Hmm, measuring against

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Speaker 1: my own. No, let me knock get into that. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I feel like the Anthony thing. It's just

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Speaker 1: like I don't under don't I don't really believe the

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Speaker 1: circumstances we're in. He's just like, no, this doesn't make sense. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll never have sex with you.

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Speaker 2: Like you have to believe it because that's what's happening

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Speaker 2: on the show. Like I know that you don't think

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Speaker 2: I think he just understands that Giuseeppe is much hotter

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Speaker 2: than him and is like, this can't be real. And

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Speaker 2: jerk each other off in Anthony's like god daughter's childhood bedroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: which is very inappropriate, but I'm sure Charlotte and Harry

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Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: No, they don't care. Let's get into Chay's love interest here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Chay has their horrible solo side plot in

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Speaker 2: which they are a receptionist of an animal rescue shelter

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Speaker 2: and some fucking non binary battye. He walks in with

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Speaker 2: a box full of baby kittens and is like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you look like has anyone ever told you you look

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Speaker 2: like Ja Diaz? And that's when I started fully dissociating.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Phoebe, who hasn't watched the episode, is like losing from.

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Speaker 1: This spotlighte and Cha basically on the spot says, oh, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: I have shows coming up, I got gigs to do,

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Speaker 2: Which it like is is a tails old as time

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Speaker 2: tails old time like saying that you're actually have an

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Speaker 2: artistic project in the works that you don't in order

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Speaker 2: to impress someone with the shaved head.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, the times I've done that, baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure we're going to get a lot of really

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Speaker 2: good humor out of that, because you know, Chay like

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Speaker 1: Here's how I want the plot line to go. I

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Speaker 1: want Chay to pursue this envy, this shaved head envy

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Speaker 1: with the kittens, and they start to.

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Speaker 2: Never even got their pronouns.

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Speaker 1: You never even got their pronouns. They start to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you know, flur and maybe they're going

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Speaker 1: to go out and lo and behold this character is

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Speaker 1: becomes the I just need, I just need if you're

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Speaker 1: going to introduce a giant horsecock into the cinematic universe

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Speaker 1: of the show and not use it like where.

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Speaker 2: Not give it to a person?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, No, I just I like, I'm I'm craving silly.

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Speaker 1: The show is not.

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Speaker 2: It's I'm silly too. I would love it if cha

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Speaker 2: stepped out on their first date with this non binary

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Speaker 2: potential horse horse cock Batty wearing a pair of Manolo

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Speaker 2: Blanics stolen from Carry's apartment. Ye. How you subvert expectations, honey?

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Speaker 2: If you want to hear all of our thoughts, but

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Speaker 2: then just like that, go to patreon dot com, slash

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Speaker 2: like a virgin and become a patron.

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Speaker 1: No