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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Michael

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Speaker 1: fast Trender. I am Jack, You are Miles, and these

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Speaker 1: are some of the things that are trending. You're welcome. Um,

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Speaker 1: the Olympics will no longer have crowds. You know, they

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Speaker 1: the Tokyo Olympics. Now there's been a emergency level surge

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Speaker 1: just gonna be uh you know, quiet and uhumm bummers

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Speaker 1: bill um at these Olympics so dumb, like they're gonna

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Speaker 1: almost be like okay. Also like they're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: do wild social distancing for all the races now, Like

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Speaker 1: it's I feel like with the momentum that's going in it,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be like, okay, one person can enter the

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Speaker 1: poorly managed and the insistence on having these games despite

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Speaker 1: still big in a global pandemic. Uh well cool. Um,

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Speaker 1: It's funny. I thought perfect years ago for event where

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Speaker 1: they're coming from, where their athletes coming from all over

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Speaker 1: the world to compete, right, and then is everybody going

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Speaker 1: to be looking at the other athletes based on like

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Speaker 1: the what's going on with COVID in their country, They'll

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, ship, there's the brilliance. Don't don't say nothing.

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Speaker 1: Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing. Don't them talk to

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Speaker 1: you because you know, you know how they get down.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like it's just all very strange. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure it on some level. I feel like it's either

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Speaker 1: gonna help some It's probably be like the NBA bubble.

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Speaker 1: There are probably some players that really thrive off the

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Speaker 1: energy of a crowd and some people who like would

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Speaker 1: prefer to not have anything other than like running their

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Speaker 1: be interesting to see how that goes. But either way,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like a big old l from here. There

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Speaker 1: is a new study that says that five million people

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Speaker 1: now die every year due to abnormal temperatures. Um. This

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Speaker 1: coincides with Senator Ron Johnson mouthing I think climate change

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Speaker 1: is bullshit. Uh, being caught on camera. Uh, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's basically you know, there's been deaths due to freezing

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Speaker 1: about it's already here, It's already here. We're just we're

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Speaker 1: they're just like how they do with COVID. There's ways

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Speaker 1: ways to categorize death, so it might not look as dire.

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Speaker 1: But ship looking at what's happening across the globe, I

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Speaker 1: mean like this should get This is the kind of

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Speaker 1: ship that you would hope gets. Ron Johnson just ran

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Speaker 1: out on a rail. But again, we've turned this into

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Speaker 1: that Now we're just like, but I don't know it bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it's bullshit anyway. I'm gonna die in

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Speaker 1: fifteen years anyway, so like it could be bad now,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna see it. And before we take

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Speaker 1: a break, let's talk about sex Life episode three. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what happens this? How to the War nine? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's uh. If you if you type in sex Life

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Speaker 1: episode three, the time stamp will fill in automatically on Google.

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Speaker 1: And oh boy boy does it ever Welcome to radio.

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Speaker 1: This is uh, this is a scene in a show

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Speaker 1: that is like top two on Netflix. Right now, I

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Speaker 1: think you should leave. Season two has not cracked the

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Speaker 1: top ten as far as I've seen, uh sex life.

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Speaker 1: This show sex Life is you know right at right

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Speaker 1: at the top. Um. It's about a woman and like

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Speaker 1: her you know, relationship with her husband and her ex boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: and like Jack, why is episode three tining? They just

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Speaker 1: to his knees. He's the tripod from War of the

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Speaker 1: World's Yes, it's it's a foot long. Like with all

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Speaker 1: the girl I look I when I look at it,

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Speaker 1: and I see the the energy and excitement it's caused.

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Speaker 1: Even knowing how Netflix is even like cheekily being like

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Speaker 1: we're using the same playbook. Yeah it's um. I think

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Speaker 1: like physical comedy because you know, it's only it's only

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Speaker 1: it's almost like a nightmare version of like, you know,

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Speaker 1: just like, did it like so cartoon? Initially huge, Dix.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I think this one's just watching season two,

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Speaker 1: so hardy the laughter. I think. You know, people of Earth,

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Speaker 1: there's our our fallic obsession continues. Uh. And I think

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Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,

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Speaker 1: and we're back. Let's see, there are five under vaccinated

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to the war of attrition between DeSantis

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Speaker 1: Like how he asked to sort of draft behind Trump

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Speaker 1: What was he trying to do with Nike? What was that?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Until then, the nto each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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