WEBVTT - How the Terracotta Army Works

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to you stuff you should know from house stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Works dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Clark with Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and Jerry. We're

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<v Speaker 1>just hanging figure we pressed record and see what happens. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Alry Terracotta Army of three not very imposing or terra Cotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to the High Museum and see this

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<v Speaker 1>when it was around? No, I didn't. You know, Umi did,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wish I would have gone, but I did not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was quite blown away. It was awesome and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even Um, I hadn't heard of it until then.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when I went and saw it, was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is pretty amazing, what a great story, And then

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to podcast about it and then just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of forgot and now here it is a year later

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<v Speaker 1>or however long. Yes, it was a while ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was, um, but it's still a pretty fascinating story. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In that exhibit. If you live um on planet Earth,

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<v Speaker 1>go to the website and see where it's going to be,

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<v Speaker 1>because it travels around there. Is it like the Body's exhibit? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's uh, there's this exhibit. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's permanent um exhibits elsewhere. There's a permanent exhibit

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<v Speaker 1>at the site itself. That's maybe one in London. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not positive. Well London has everything, but they do, they

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<v Speaker 1>really do, know you. The only thing they don't have

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<v Speaker 1>is twelve ounces of bears. That's yeah, because there's sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>ounce that's right. Yeah, you don't need it. Took a

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<v Speaker 1>trip there. I was like, what's with all these tallboys?

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, what's that? Oh? I get it now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not like you when you go to the pub.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't go in for a twelve ounce or you

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<v Speaker 1>go for a point. Yeah, and it's an imperial point, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that more than sixteen ounces? Is that one point?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that sixteen point nine? Is that one point nine ounces?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bet it is, Jerry? Hold up fingers. Jerry said

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<v Speaker 1>twenty ounces is an imperial point, so I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen is a standard point? Are you sure it's not

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five? Jerry? That's called a double deuice. That's called

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<v Speaker 1>the core's double doucee. Double deuce is technically why because

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<v Speaker 1>the twelve is a single? Right, No, but a double

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<v Speaker 1>I thought double juice just meant, we're gonna put two

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<v Speaker 1>beers into one can. That's the double double beer. What

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<v Speaker 1>what are we talking about today? I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thirsty all of a sudden, though. You want a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Friday. I love a beer. Let me just reach

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<v Speaker 1>into my bag. Here, you're your cooler bag, carry around

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<v Speaker 1>like a purse. I wish man, that'll be fun, cooler

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<v Speaker 1>Fannie pack drinking on the job like it's the nineteen fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get serious, buddy, Okay, Chuck. On the

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<v Speaker 1>morning of March seven, farmers set out to dig a well,

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<v Speaker 1>so begins the article on how Stuff Works dot Com. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but it also begins this story, A pretty amazing story. Actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's awesome. This was in the Chinese village of

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<v Speaker 1>Good Look. Uh oh, that was pretty good. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say. Um And they were digging for water

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<v Speaker 1>and got down about thirteen feet and hit something hard

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<v Speaker 1>and dug up a terra cotta face and head. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, exactly, they're probably whoa yeah or whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese expression for what would be what was kind of universal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious, we do have we found out we're not

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<v Speaker 1>banned in China, by the way. Yeah, so hello to

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<v Speaker 1>all of our listeners out there in China. Um, and

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<v Speaker 1>will you let us know what woe was in Chinese? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should do a show sometime on Universal Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like um, I heard different um or read different

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<v Speaker 1>things about how people laugh in different countries and people

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<v Speaker 1>remark of of of affirmation or decline something like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it'd be really interesting. Yeah. They're called idioms, right,

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<v Speaker 1>is that what it is? Like? Here we might go huh,

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<v Speaker 1>but somewhere else they might go what else I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We got we have focus here, Terracotta army. Yes. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So they alerted the government like any good um citizens should,

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<v Speaker 1>and said, hey, I think we have something here. You

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<v Speaker 1>should come look at. Yeah, because when they dug down

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<v Speaker 1>a little more and they found shards of the same

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<v Speaker 1>type of pottery and a lot of it in kind

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<v Speaker 1>of vague human form, and that's when they're like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>something weird going on here, So let's contact the authorities,

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<v Speaker 1>And the authorities said archaeologists away and sent them out

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<v Speaker 1>to the site. Because it was nine seventy four, they said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's contact the Chinese government right away. That's right. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that would happen today. Uh the Chinese people,

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<v Speaker 1>you think, I don't know. It depends on who they are.

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess they probably were more likely to in

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<v Speaker 1>seventy four than today. So what they knew the the

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<v Speaker 1>government and experts and archaeologist said, well, hold on a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are digging near the burial ground of Chen

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<v Speaker 1>sure Handi, and Um he was the first emperor of China,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had a huge mausoleum. And I bet you

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<v Speaker 1>anything that's what you guys have found. And Uh, it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out they were right, the archaeologists right. So Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the legend had it that Um Chen sure Huangdi, China's

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<v Speaker 1>first emperor, Um had himself built a pretty awesome mausoleum.

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, you couldn't even call it

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<v Speaker 1>a mausoleum. It was called a funerary complex. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so massive. But as they started to dig and get

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<v Speaker 1>further and further along in this excavation, which they have

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<v Speaker 1>still not even and come close to completing from or something, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the size of Manhattan, the size of Manhattan, his

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<v Speaker 1>his mausoleum. Yeah, Um, they started to realize, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>even big or than we ever thought, Like it wasn't lost.

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<v Speaker 1>They knew that he was buried somewhere around this area.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just you don't go digging up emperor's tombs.

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<v Speaker 1>But these these farmers had found something pretty interesting and

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<v Speaker 1>it was enough to get the archaeologists over that, and

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<v Speaker 1>they started to dig. And they still have yet to

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<v Speaker 1>excavate Cheen's tomb, his actual tomb where he's buried, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about that later. But when they started dig,

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<v Speaker 1>they started to reveal like more and more of these

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<v Speaker 1>terra cotta figures, and they would stumble upon one room.

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<v Speaker 1>And first they stumbled upon a room and they found chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>like six thousand of these things of infantry men, all

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<v Speaker 1>standing at the ready, all larger than life. They were

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<v Speaker 1>about six to six and a half feet tall. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all made of terra cotta. Um, crossbows, finger on the trigger, um,

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<v Speaker 1>dudes on horses. Well, those are in separate rooms. So

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<v Speaker 1>first room was like six thousand infantrymen like a information

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<v Speaker 1>information would be lined up. Then there was another room

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<v Speaker 1>that had like specialists like cavalry, got archers with crossbows,

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<v Speaker 1>blow darters yeah, um and then there was a third

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<v Speaker 1>room that had I think eighties six like commanders. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like the command room. So basically what they revealed

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<v Speaker 1>was this terra cotta army information in this guy's grave, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>with the idea that UM he wanted protection in the

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<v Speaker 1>afterlife because he was one of the great jerks of

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<v Speaker 1>world history. He really Yeah, he was terrible. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a tyrant for sure. He was a he perhaps was

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<v Speaker 1>responsible for the deaths of more than one million of

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<v Speaker 1>his citizens. He also though, got things done. Yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the guy. So he was the first emperor.

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<v Speaker 1>Before him, China had seven kingdoms, and UM in four

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<v Speaker 1>eighty one, all these kingdoms said, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be the main kingdom. So it started what's

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<v Speaker 1>called the Warring States, the era of battling for land

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<v Speaker 1>and superiority. And I saw this really neat documentary on

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<v Speaker 1>that geo I think called China's Ghost Army. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's what's called I posted a link on our on

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast page for this episode. Totally worth watching. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like an hour. But they say that UM before this,

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<v Speaker 1>prior to this Warring States era, when an emperor died

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<v Speaker 1>in Cheen, the Cheen um Kingdom. Uh. They would kill

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<v Speaker 1>the whole court, hundreds of people would be buried alive

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<v Speaker 1>with the emperor. And then this warring States, these battles

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<v Speaker 1>and wars were so significant as far as casualties went.

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<v Speaker 1>There like, we can't do that anymore, we need them

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<v Speaker 1>to go fight in the wars. So they stopped that tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was because of this um the Warring States

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<v Speaker 1>era and thing. And that can you imagine like two

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<v Speaker 1>people just being mass buried alive together because the emperor died,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine. So let's get back to this jerk

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<v Speaker 1>chen He Uh he overtook and basically was the first

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<v Speaker 1>emperor Uh forced people to be in the army, built

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<v Speaker 1>up a huge army. Um. He relocated in his first

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<v Speaker 1>year about a hundred and twenty thousand families. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>like Stalin did that same thing. It's like, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>have ethnic unity and then that kind of collective thought

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<v Speaker 1>and then potentially an uprising if you break up that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ethnic bonds by basically bussing people in and

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<v Speaker 1>out of different areas. Yeah, it makes sense, but this

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<v Speaker 1>guy was doing it like UM a couple like about

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand years before Stalin crazy. He burned all the books,

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<v Speaker 1>he burned all the writings. Uh. Scholars that didn't jibe

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<v Speaker 1>with his line of thought were buried alive or behead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was a piece of garbage and he was terrible. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>He assembled a workforce of a million men to build

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<v Speaker 1>about five thousand miles of roads, um. And the Great

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<v Speaker 1>Wall of China. Yeah, the first Great Wall of China.

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<v Speaker 1>So while he said he was a jerk, he made

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<v Speaker 1>a point. He got things done. I mean he he

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<v Speaker 1>got a monetary system that was unified. Yeah, he also

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<v Speaker 1>unified weights and measurements. Um. He unified China from seven

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<v Speaker 1>kingdoms into one country. And it's still that way today,

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand years later. And if you've noticed a similarity

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<v Speaker 1>between Chin and China, that's because the country is named

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<v Speaker 1>after him. So he got things done, vital figure in

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<v Speaker 1>China's history. But he did a brutal, brutal, controlling, murderous dictator. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't asking and he also had a really conflated

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<v Speaker 1>view of his the empire that he'd put together, and

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<v Speaker 1>you can see this apparently the money that he meanted,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he there were different regions that he conquered had

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<v Speaker 1>different kinds of money, so he did create like a

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<v Speaker 1>single monetary system. I think you said, um, and that

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<v Speaker 1>that money was square shaped with a hole in the center.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like a square donut. The band Liang

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<v Speaker 1>coin and that coin at the time in ancient China.

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<v Speaker 1>UM the square represented the earth and the circle represented

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<v Speaker 1>the sky or the heavens. And so what he was

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<v Speaker 1>saying is that this earth, my empire, is even greater

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<v Speaker 1>than the heavens that surround the earth. That's how how

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<v Speaker 1>good I'm feeling about myself right now? He felt pretty good,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was parah annoyed, and I think that usually

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<v Speaker 1>comes when you're on top and you get there by

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<v Speaker 1>any means necessary, you're gonna be watching your back your

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<v Speaker 1>whole life. Um. Specifically, he came from the west and

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<v Speaker 1>conquered eastward. So when he was buried, he had the

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<v Speaker 1>terracotta army facing east to protect him because of all

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<v Speaker 1>the badness he had done. And this is after he

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<v Speaker 1>had killed hundreds of scientists that he commissioned to try

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<v Speaker 1>and prolong his life. Yeah, so we talked about him

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<v Speaker 1>actually in the Bizarre Medical Treatments episode. I think without

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<v Speaker 1>realizing it that. Um. He at the back in the

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<v Speaker 1>day at the time, they believe mercury had some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like life enhancing or immortality bestowing properties, and he

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<v Speaker 1>would take mercury pills. I think that that's ironically what

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<v Speaker 1>killed him. Um. But he in addition to mercury, he

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<v Speaker 1>sent out people to like find fountains of youth or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever was the Chinese legend version of that. Um. He

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<v Speaker 1>was obsessed with remaining alive and simultaneously, like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>totally paranoid with dying. So he must have been a

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<v Speaker 1>very tormented person. Yeah, he killed four eighty Um doctors

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<v Speaker 1>and scientists were killed who could not come up with

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<v Speaker 1>a way to make him immortal and again buried alive

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<v Speaker 1>or beheaded. Great. Not a good die. UM. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to take a break here and talk more

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<v Speaker 1>about the Terracott Army. Yes, right, So Chuck Um, when

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<v Speaker 1>we uh we were talking about this guy, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're painting it a pretty good picture of him. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he comes to either he comes to grip with

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that he's gonna die because at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's trying to chase immortality, he's concocting um like

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<v Speaker 1>a huge burial masso lium for himself. I guess, hedging

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<v Speaker 1>his bets in case he does die. But by this time,

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<v Speaker 1>like Confucius and other scholars in China had basically, like

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<v Speaker 1>philosophically debunked the idea of life after death. So this

0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:12.360
<v Speaker 1>man was utterly crazy by his contemporary standards. Um and

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of shows if you step back and really

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<v Speaker 1>think about the attitude and the mentality behind what he

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<v Speaker 1>was doing. But he at some point either came to

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<v Speaker 1>grips with the factor he was gonna die, or he

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<v Speaker 1>was just hedging his bets and thought he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to remain immortal. But just in case, let me have

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<v Speaker 1>this incredible grand funerary complex created, and let's build a

0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.920
<v Speaker 1>terra Cotta army to protect me in the afterlife. Yeah,

0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.160
<v Speaker 1>it's really neat to look at the Terracotta army now,

0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.640
<v Speaker 1>his art, but eight thousand soldiers, Like, this guy was

0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:46.520
<v Speaker 1>clearly cuckoo. He was off his rocker. Yeah, he's a batman.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a bad man. Alright, So shall we start

0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.520
<v Speaker 1>with the army. Yes, let's because it's not all that

0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.480
<v Speaker 1>is that he had commission, But the armies are very

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty significant it is significant. Um, Like you said,

0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:03.000
<v Speaker 1>they are information. So the front dudes are Um, they're

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<v Speaker 1>kneeling down their bowmen and they were famous the armies

0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.000
<v Speaker 1>they had then, and this is one of the reasons

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<v Speaker 1>he took over. They figured out the crossbow, and they

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<v Speaker 1>figured out how to shoot while riding a horse. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was basically all she wrote. Yeah, everybody else is

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<v Speaker 1>like mother. Yeah, like down here with a sword on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground and you're shooting at me from twenty ft

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<v Speaker 1>away with some weird metallic bolt. I guess not metallic,

0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:31.320
<v Speaker 1>but wouldn't. Yeah, they weren't Fortune steel back then. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder when they did start. I don't know, something like

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast it does how steel works. Yeah, it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a good one. I could see that. Um. So you

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<v Speaker 1>have these bowmen they have on their armor, Um, their

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<v Speaker 1>fingers on the trigger there, incredibly detailed down to the

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<v Speaker 1>soles of their feet. Yeah. They have their shoes they're

0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.560
<v Speaker 1>wearing have like treadmarks on the bottom. It's all. They

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<v Speaker 1>took great pride, these artists, clearly because they probably didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get killed. Because each of them had to

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<v Speaker 1>sign in case there was a flaw. I could be

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<v Speaker 1>traced back to who built this one. Yeah, they were

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<v Speaker 1>killed that they didn't like it. They most decidedly were.

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<v Speaker 1>There were eighty three. They found the stamps, which were

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately the signatures of eighty three different foreman, and each

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<v Speaker 1>foreman had a team of apprentices working under him, and

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that they did assign those stamps so that

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<v Speaker 1>he could have them killed if he didn't like how

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<v Speaker 1>slow work was progressing, if he didn't like what it

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<v Speaker 1>looked like. Um. And at first, chuck, they were like, well,

0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.400
<v Speaker 1>this is clearly they just set up an assembly line.

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<v Speaker 1>Molds were known to the Chinese back then, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only way you could possibly create seven thousand

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<v Speaker 1>figures from a terra cotta army. And they found that yes,

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<v Speaker 1>actually the heads were um created through molds. I think

0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.880
<v Speaker 1>the arms were and stuff like that, but the bulk

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<v Speaker 1>of them were created by this thing called coiling. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what is that like? Three D printing? Very much so.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually they take clay and hammer until it's soft impliable,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you wrap it in like a rope around it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you mold it. And the thing it really

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<v Speaker 1>took these there's people who are recreating it to try

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out how they did it, and they've examined

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<v Speaker 1>like broken pieces so they can see the inside and

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<v Speaker 1>they can see the coiling evidence very clearly, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make any sense, Like you can't quickly make

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<v Speaker 1>um all these figures in an efficient way by coiling.

0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Why would they not just use molds? And finally somebody realized,

0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:38.400
<v Speaker 1>like this emperor was a bloodthirsty tyrant. He didn't care

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<v Speaker 1>about efficiency. He cared about differences distinctions. So while so

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<v Speaker 1>while the heads just the actual shape of the heads

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<v Speaker 1>were made in mold, the bodies were made by hand,

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<v Speaker 1>each one through this coiling method. So where you could

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<v Speaker 1>make like a molded body and maybe a week, it

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<v Speaker 1>would take a month to do one body by coiling.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what they were doing because he wanted them different.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Yeah, he just didn't want to carbon carbon

0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:12.240
<v Speaker 1>copies soldiers. So each one of these the body was

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<v Speaker 1>made by hand through this incredibly intensive coiling method. So

0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:18.680
<v Speaker 1>they're starting from the ground up obviously with the base,

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<v Speaker 1>and then coiling their way up. The legs then were

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<v Speaker 1>molded and affixed, uh, as well as the arms and torsos.

0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:32.680
<v Speaker 1>No not the um okay, gotcha, but then the heads.

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<v Speaker 1>They said they found eight different head molds. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's just the big mold, not the faces. Right. The

0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:44.040
<v Speaker 1>faces were done by hand individually as well, right, each face. Yeah,

0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the hair and expressions, yeah yeah, and the hair. Uh.

0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.800
<v Speaker 1>You know, warriors who had had the most kills had

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<v Speaker 1>longer hair and a bigger up right big and um,

0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.919
<v Speaker 1>so they would. You know, they took great care into making,

0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:02.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, the the most revered soldiers have their hair

0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:06.360
<v Speaker 1>matched as it should basically as realistic as they could. Yea.

0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.600
<v Speaker 1>If you're just an infantry man, you'd be wearing like

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<v Speaker 1>one of one of those beanies beanie hat probably um,

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<v Speaker 1>with maybe like your bun just kind of sticking up

0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:19.159
<v Speaker 1>off to the side underneath. If you're a general, you

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<v Speaker 1>might be wearing a huge hat with a pheasant feather

0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:25.720
<v Speaker 1>and a bow tying the whole thing underneath you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very fancy. So these things were incredibly detailed. They weren't

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<v Speaker 1>like a knockoff Star Wars figure that you would find

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<v Speaker 1>in Bulgaria or something like that, you know, or China. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sure that was way more appropriate than Bulgaria. They probably

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<v Speaker 1>make the real thing too. Um. Yeah, these were very detailed.

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<v Speaker 1>Not you know, you wouldn't want to say life like.

0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:56.600
<v Speaker 1>They're still artistic slightly, but they were pretty detailed still. Yeah,

0:19:56.640 --> 0:19:59.400
<v Speaker 1>and they the ones you see now when they see

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<v Speaker 1>him in the museum where you look it up on Google. Um,

0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:05.000
<v Speaker 1>they're not colored, but that is because of humidity and time.

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<v Speaker 1>But um, originally they fired him in the killing and

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<v Speaker 1>they painted and lacquered them as well. That's right. I'd

0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.480
<v Speaker 1>love to see those. Look at watch that National Geographic thing.

0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:16.840
<v Speaker 1>They've redone one in the original colors that they think,

0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:21.800
<v Speaker 1>and they're almost garish. They're so different like colorful wise

0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:28.560
<v Speaker 1>and um, lots of surprising lavenders and blues and purples

0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:33.919
<v Speaker 1>and things. Reds colors used to be way more garish, right, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but so okay. They were doing some assembly line stuff.

0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Most of the bulk of it, though, was coiled by hand.

0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:48.200
<v Speaker 1>The faces, the hair all done by hand, and then

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<v Speaker 1>each one was painted by hand and then given a

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<v Speaker 1>coat of lacquer. That's insane. It's insane that the sky

0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:01.119
<v Speaker 1>would have had an assembly line of seven thousand of

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<v Speaker 1>these things built and unpainted. But he didn't. He went

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<v Speaker 1>even more detailed and apparently also I learned from that documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>At the time, lacquer was an extremely expensive um product

0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:16.640
<v Speaker 1>and he was using it on his terra cottas soldiers.

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<v Speaker 1>It still ain't cheap, uh, and that they there wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>just the soldiers, there were also um some uh, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a strong man in another room and some what

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<v Speaker 1>do you call him? That circus performers, Yeah, acrobats. And

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<v Speaker 1>I looked up the strong man and he was noted

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<v Speaker 1>for the detail of his biceps. And he had a gut,

0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:39.359
<v Speaker 1>he did, he had a gut and some guns, gutting guns.

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<v Speaker 1>He's missing his head, right, Yeah, I didn't see a head. Yeah,

0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, he's got he's a big boy. He's like um,

0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:49.200
<v Speaker 1>he was built like Andre the Giant. Yeah, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you want to take another little rest here,

0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:55.720
<v Speaker 1>We'll take a quick nap and then I'll I'll let

0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:59.159
<v Speaker 1>you awake very gently. Alright you well, we'll finish up

0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:26.000
<v Speaker 1>what cup buddy? Huh, it's time to finish the terracout army?

0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Oh, I got crusted in my eyes, look

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<v Speaker 1>at you. Okay, I'm back, Chuck. Okay. So Jean wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the only ruler to do this, right, No, he wasn't.

0:22:39.400 --> 0:22:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Who else did it well? Do you remember in our

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<v Speaker 1>Pyramids episode, although if it hasn't come out yet, no

0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:48.840
<v Speaker 1>one will know what I'm talking about, but you will eventually. Um,

0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:52.440
<v Speaker 1>we talked about how the Pyramid of Cufu was the

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<v Speaker 1>pinnacle of pyramid building in dynastic Egypt, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>pyramids got smaller because the rulers um cred I guess

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<v Speaker 1>went down as people started to worship the sun instead.

0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:07.159
<v Speaker 1>Great point that I had never considered. Very similar thing

0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:11.240
<v Speaker 1>happened in China as people as the well. The Ching

0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.960
<v Speaker 1>dynasty only lasted for another four years after chen or

0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:19.480
<v Speaker 1>huangdi Um died, and then the Han dynasty started, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Hans apparently had much um easier hand with their subjects,

0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:28.440
<v Speaker 1>and so as a result, even though they had terracotta

0:23:28.560 --> 0:23:31.000
<v Speaker 1>armies buried with them, they were like a third to

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<v Speaker 1>a sixth of the size of cheens terracatta army, and

0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:38.520
<v Speaker 1>they take that as a sign that this um might

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<v Speaker 1>empower over people. UM had diminished tremendously. Yeah. I think

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 1>it was symbolic of a kinder um regime UM and

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<v Speaker 1>one that was not also booby trapped with like very

0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:57.359
<v Speaker 1>much like Raiders of the Lost Arc apparently Cheens to

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<v Speaker 1>them or the whole complex booby trapped with like blow

0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 1>darts and stuff ready to go. And also we did

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<v Speaker 1>we um. One of the reasons why this thing was

0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:12.840
<v Speaker 1>booby trapped was to prevent looters. Because remember there's a

0:24:12.960 --> 0:24:15.320
<v Speaker 1>historian that was that came along not too long after.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a part of the early Han dynasty. From what

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, the name as Sema kion Um and Seema

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 1>kion is the one who first described cheens mausoleum. And

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things he described is that um on

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling was a constellation made of pearls and gems,

0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:38.640
<v Speaker 1>mountains had been chiseled out of gold, and that um

0:24:38.720 --> 0:24:41.480
<v Speaker 1>that Cheen's tomb itself was surrounded by a river of

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<v Speaker 1>mercury because remember again they since they said that um

0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:50.160
<v Speaker 1>it bestowed immortality. And from what I understand, a lot

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:54.280
<v Speaker 1>of what Sima Kian was talking about a writing has

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<v Speaker 1>been proven correct. So UM, and they've also found that

0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:01.840
<v Speaker 1>in the soil around che tomb where they think he's buried,

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 1>there's higher than unusually high mercury levels, like super high. Yeah,

0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:10.680
<v Speaker 1>so they think like, yeah, these crazy people buried him

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 1>around a river of mercury, and who knows if there's

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:17.440
<v Speaker 1>a constellation of pearls and Gempson's maybe seem Kian is right. Yeah,

0:25:17.480 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 1>and that also makes it super dangerous to excavate still um,

0:25:22.200 --> 0:25:24.360
<v Speaker 1>which is one of the reasons why they haven't done

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:28.479
<v Speaker 1>more there. Um there are six hundred pits that they

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>have unearthed thus far, which is, like I said, I

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 1>think only about one percent. And um, they're sort of

0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:39.119
<v Speaker 1>afraid to look elsewhere because of the booby traps in

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the mercury. I don't blame them. Uh So a few stats.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty six years to complete this army or the tomb

0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I guess, um, seven hundred thousand laborers. They estimate eight

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty thousand square feet a hundred feet deep

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:59.360
<v Speaker 1>with I saw eight thousand warriors. This is seven. I've

0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:02.439
<v Speaker 1>seen different numbers. Two let's just say between six and

0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:07.679
<v Speaker 1>eight um forty weapons. And apparently these weapons are in

0:26:08.200 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 1>really good shape. Well yeah, I mean they're like bronze

0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:14.120
<v Speaker 1>swords and stuff like that. They weren't made of like, um,

0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>paper mache, so I guess he did have metal, Yeah, bronze.

0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 1>At least that answers that in each one of these

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:26.639
<v Speaker 1>terracotta soldiers weighs about three thirty pounds, which is crazy

0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 1>because they're not even solid. Oh yeah, it wouldn't be right.

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 1>So what is the coil on the inside and then

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:35.200
<v Speaker 1>they smooth out the outside? Right? Okay, that makes sense.

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 1>So um we did mention that um Emperor han ling D,

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<v Speaker 1>who came fifty three years after Cheen, had his smaller

0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:51.000
<v Speaker 1>terracotta soldiers. There's also the Wei Shan site um which

0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:54.480
<v Speaker 1>they found in two thousand two, another terracotta army. But

0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:58.199
<v Speaker 1>they're all just a football they they they might as

0:26:58.200 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 1>well not even be there. Symbolic cute. That also symbolic

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 1>again of a kinder. What was the one quote from

0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>do nothing in order to govern? Yeah, not quite the

0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:14.240
<v Speaker 1>same as Cheen. That was the Emperor han ling D's quote.

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 1>He was the motto Cheen was a little more do

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:21.400
<v Speaker 1>whatever you need to do to squatch any disruption. Well yeah,

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:23.960
<v Speaker 1>and Han ling D came along and said, you know what,

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:26.800
<v Speaker 1>we're going to not text you guys that much, and

0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:31.119
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do away with forced labor. So uh, let's party.

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 1>He was like the Rodney danger Field of the han

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>dymondsty I think he got respect though. Sure that's true.

0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:46.880
<v Speaker 1>So that's he was the Rodney Dangerfield post death because

0:27:46.960 --> 0:27:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Rodney has tons of respect. What was Rodney Dangerfield's epitaph?

0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember? It's like one of the best ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone I was on the Mark Maron's interview show w

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<v Speaker 1>t F was interviewed and they were talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>old days hanging out with Rodney and just what a

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<v Speaker 1>beast that guy was. What do you mean just party beast? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like legendary. Um, you hang out with Rodney and you're

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<v Speaker 1>in for a long night. I can imagine. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>a really good guy. I found it. Chuck. What his

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<v Speaker 1>epitaph on Rodney danger Fields grave stuff? There goes the

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood so classic awesome? Yeah, but I had like that

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<v Speaker 1>you get a free bowl of soup. Oh that was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good man. You were like the rich little of

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. Uh, you got anything else? Nope. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to know more about the terra Cotta army, go

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<v Speaker 1>see it. And while you're doing that, you can type

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<v Speaker 1>those words into the search bar at how stuff works

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Terracotta is one word, by the way, one

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<v Speaker 1>word Smithsonian Magazine. Oh did they goop it? Uh? And

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<v Speaker 1>since I Shames Smithsonian Magazine. That means it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>listener mail. I'm gonna call this uh animal imprint feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, I'm currently listening to how animal imprinting works

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<v Speaker 1>and could not even finish it because I had to

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<v Speaker 1>write you My godmother's Dorsey. Uh and Susan live on

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<v Speaker 1>own and run an urban farm in Austin, Texas on

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<v Speaker 1>the east side. They have several animals such as chickens, bunnies, geese,

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<v Speaker 1>miniature donkeys, boy and ducks. Um. Recently, a mother duck

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<v Speaker 1>had no interest in her babies uh, and they got

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<v Speaker 1>adopted by a chicken. That chicken got sick of them

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<v Speaker 1>trying to play in all of the rain and we

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<v Speaker 1>have all the rain we've been getting and left them

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<v Speaker 1>on their own. A male goose named Gustavo took the

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<v Speaker 1>baby ducks in and treats them as his own. On

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<v Speaker 1>top of that, the next batch of baby ducks born

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<v Speaker 1>he went and took as his own. Now Gustavo has

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<v Speaker 1>about ten baby ducks that follow him around the nest.

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<v Speaker 1>With them, he has his own private army. That's right, um.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're not terra cotta. They're made of baby feathers

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<v Speaker 1>the softest army. I failed to mention that Gustavo is

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<v Speaker 1>the face of the farm, greets people, follows around my godmothers,

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<v Speaker 1>and gives tours whoever stops by, So she says, she

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<v Speaker 1>finishes with I started listening to y'all about five months

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<v Speaker 1>ago and cannot stop start many of my sentences now

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<v Speaker 1>with this podcast, I was listening to say many random

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<v Speaker 1>facts that I learned from You also teach high school

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<v Speaker 1>world history and on the days I need to uh

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<v Speaker 1>the students not to talk um a k A. The

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<v Speaker 1>days that I don't have a lesson plan that I

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<v Speaker 1>talked to all, I play one of your episodes that

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<v Speaker 1>applies to what we're learning and have them do bookwork.

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<v Speaker 1>I find many of them not working and listening to

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<v Speaker 1>your show instead. Nice. So that is from Christina, Maudie

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<v Speaker 1>and Christina, thank you for your work as a teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>and hello to all your students. And hello, Hello are

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<v Speaker 1>your godmothers and Gustavo. Hello miss Maudie's class, Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Maudie. That's so nice. Yeah, I'm sure that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they call her. That'd be great callor Christina, that's way

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<v Speaker 1>too modern of a school for me and big ups

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<v Speaker 1>to Gustavo. That's pretty cool. I want to take a

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<v Speaker 1>Gustavo to her someday. And she sent a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>gustav on the ducks too. Uh well, we should post

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<v Speaker 1>that somewhere alright, unless it's copyrighted. Let us know. If

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