WEBVTT - EYE OF THE GECKO 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:05.640 Call from Mallory to accept press one to send a 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:07.920 voicement Nally. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.600 Hi, Sorry, I was wondering how much money you can 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:13.960 save me on car insurance? 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:15.080 Is that? Is that? 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:15.240 Not? 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:15.800 What do you do? 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:20.520 All right? You got? All right? So now what now? 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:22.479 What were you? What were you expecting me to do? 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:23.360 In response to this? 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:29.960 I'm not sure exactly, I like super drunk. I'm sorry. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.400 What would you like to do? How would you like 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:39.440 to move forward in this moment that you've created? Or 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:47.599 were you just abandon it like a coward goes on. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:53.240 The line making calls every night, ever, goes to teaching 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.760 you your life. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:57.920 An expert. 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.760 Call from Phil. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:11.400 Phil, Yo, all right, so I'm gonna tell you a story. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.679 And I'm I'm here with jewels right now and our 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:17.560 dog Milow. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.600 Okay, and like we we we were gonna tell all right. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.200 I can't believe I'm about to tell this story. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:25.880 To hit me with it. Hit me with it, Phil, 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.400 to give me everything you got. 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.040 Okay, I forget what the last jewels? 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.840 What was the last topic that was? It was like, like. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.560 Forget about it. It happened. The topic is over the top. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.840 Row We're now We're now on the phone you and 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:43.760 me Phil, and I need you to tell me this 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:44.760 story right now. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:50.920 Okay, So when I was a young book probably like 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:55.560 fourth grade, I was a total menace. Like I had 0:01:55.600 --> 0:02:01.080 some problems. Yeah, And so one day we had a 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.280 babysit over and it was difficult finding. My parents had 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.880 trouble finding babysitters because we'd always terrorized them. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:09.280 And so. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.480 We had our next door neighbor over. You know, she 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:14.960 was a couple of years older. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:18.000 And yo, so. 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.360 I wanted to freak her out. So I ended up 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:26.720 uh you know, so we had a we had a 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:32.799 family dog, Jesse Rest in Peace, and I so I 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:38.480 put I put jelly on my like like strawberry jelly 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.320 on my nutsack, and I let I let my dog 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.160 lick it off in front of in front of the babysitter. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.639 And this this like. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:54.320 Terrified her and my my brother was like cracking the 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:58.520 fuck up. But like so like she ran out of 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.800 the house and ran back to her her next door 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.760 you know, back to her she was literally the next 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:06.320 door neighbor. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.519 Uh ran back to her crib. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:14.600 And then she ended up telling her mom. So then 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:20.880 the mom came over and like from my brother, she 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:25.119 was like you put jelly on your dick and let 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.760 the dog lick it all, and like, you know, I 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:32.920 was being scolded and I was just like, you know, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:37.040 I just started bursting out laughing because you know, she 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.119 was like, you know, forty year old woman, she said, dick, 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:46.680 and like, yeah, I think I scarred that poor woman 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:48.160 for life. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.000 How did you come up with this, this this plan? 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:56.240 Because you chose you know, this was a prank, but 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:00.720 it's a very indoor I mean, it's very indirect. You 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.080 chose instead of to pull some kind of a joke 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.960 on your babysitter, you chose to do something shocking that 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:12.040 would affect her indirectly. How did you get take this plan? 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.840 I think it was just like a very fluid thought, 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.719 Like it was just like an organic thought, like all right, 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:25.360 Like it wasn't like very complicated. It was, yes, Jules said, 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.559 it's a very pill thought. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:27.840 I just don't I don't know. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:32.599 I just honestly, I just I don't know, you know, 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:36.320 to be honest, like I just felt like it. I 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.560 just I don't know. Rest in piece, Jesse, I don't 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.560 know if that was the worst day of her life, 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:45.479 for the best day of her life gone yeah, dog's gone. 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.400 She lived like twenty years old too. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.120 That was an old dog. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.280 I mean how old. You don't think that you had 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.760 something to do with that? Is like how red? How long? 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.200 Because you're doing because if you're just the kind of 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.120 guy who, on a because I'm gonna be honest with you, 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.080 if you're the kind of guy that, on a whim 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.360 paints his nutsack with jelly for his dog to eat it, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.920 you probably do a lot. I assume that you've done 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:13.880 a lot of nutsack related impulsive actions. And I would 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:18.560 not be surprised if you're a nutsack carried with it 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.960 fatal diseases that perhaps not fatal to you, but fatal 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:27.160 to those who interact with your nutsack and I and 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:30.240 I would not be surprised if you accidentally killed your dog. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:37.120 No, don't say that I'm. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:41.640 Here to look. I'm only here to deduce the truth. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.440 And I'm not sure what the truth is, but you 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:47.599 have to make certain statements, whether or not they be true, 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:49.960 in order to get to the truth. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.880 I think it made her live longer, to be honest, 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:57.360 because like that that happened. That happened when I. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.960 Was in like fourth grade, and then he ended up living. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.800 I guess like like two years after I graduated high school. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.520 So maybe it was like, you know, maybe it's just. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.279 Like granted her some kind of like I don't know, you, 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:13.159 I'm stick around. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.200 How old was the dog when you did this? 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:16.440 Oh? 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:22.360 God? Maybe like probably like six or seven? 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.840 Okay, yeah, but. 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:28.200 You know what, I think made the dog live longer. 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:32.760 I don't know, that's just a speculation. Probably not, but 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:37.159 she was probably fucking mortified. But but you know what, 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.400 you know what the babysitter, you know, we didn't talk 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:43.120 for a couple of years, you know, yeah, she she, 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:47.520 you know, the mom probably felt some kind of way 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:48.000 about me. 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:49.640 But you know, it's funny. 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.279 Because like, was there ever a moment of reconciliation between 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.679 you guys? Did it ever happened? Was there ever any closure? 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.640 Hell? Yeah, yo? I used to sell her a weed 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:01.080 later on when I was older, and her brother too, 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.960 Like they came over and we got high at shit, 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.680 and we never spoke about it ever again. It was 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.760 like I think we just suppressed that thought. My brother, 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:13.280 my brother is the one who ended up telling like 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.200 my friends about that shit, and like I would turn 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.560 fucking red and be like yo, like why are you 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:21.000 saying this out loud? But you know I think of like, 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.800 Oh no, I've come to terms. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:24.840 That it happened. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:26.280 You know. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.080 I put jelly on my nuts back and let the 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.480 dog lick it off in front of my fucking babysitter. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:35.200 It happened, So I'm you know, Look, nothing makes me 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.520 happier than to hear that this story had a happy ending. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.680 Oh yeah, and what do you? 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:47.240 I mean, what do you do? Now? Let's all right, 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.520 The curtains fade, the credits roll, and then there's a 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.560 little blurb about what happened to you? Shortly, we have 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.840 we have what happened to the dog, the dog dies, 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.920 we have what happens with you guys is, we have 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.240 what happens with the mom. But what happened? What happens 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:02.760 with you? 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:02.920 Bro? 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.160 I got another dog? 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:07.840 Did you? Did you? 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:07.520 What? 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.920 Did you make that dog lick jelly off your balls too? 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:13.080 That? 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.560 Please don't tell me that laugh means you. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.360 No, dude, I'm fucking no way, man. 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.800 I would never this lick my son. 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:27.160 No. Oh oh, Jewels said that she would never let 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:28.080 that happen. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.920 I trust Jules. I'm appreciative of you. Tell of of 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.640 of the character development that you have displayed this evening. 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.600 And you know, thank you for calling in. Phil all right, 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.760 I love you. I love you too. You take care. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:49.400 A call from Charles. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:56.000 Charles. Hey, how are you doing? Charles? 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:57.120 I'm good. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:57.559 How are you? 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:59.800 I've I've been watching you for like two days? 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:04.760 Fuck yeah, dude, big fan. Thank you, Thank you, maw 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.280 big fan of you too, Charles. 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:07.760 Oh, thank you? 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.240 What what what are you doing right now? 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.920 I was watching college football, but then I saw that 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.160 you were on, so I figured i'd give you a call. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.120 How are they doing? Is that is college I was 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.560 surprised when I learned that college football was still on. 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:29.760 Yeah, it uh. 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.600 I think it ends kind of some time in January. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:38.880 Charles. I have a question for you. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:40.960 Okay, go ahead. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.320 What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:49.839 I'm so glad that you asked. So it was when 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:51.000 I lost my virginity. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.880 HM tell us. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:56.319 So I was. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:57.920 I was sixteen years. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:03.120 Old, and it was a Friday night and we were 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.199 talking about it. But I was on the football team 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.600 and our team was just so terrible, right, Like, we 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.600 had lost all of our games. And on the last 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.720 night of the season. We ended up winning and it 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.559 was huge. Everyone was so excited. There was an after party. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:25.480 We went to the after party and we were drinking 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.240 and having a good time. I was sixteen. I was, 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.280 you know, as a sophomore. I was underclassman. I was 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.800 just kind of be seen, you know, speak when spoken 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:39.720 to right, just kind of hang out right. And a 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:46.199 girl said, I'm gonna be in this room over here, 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.920 and if anyone on the football team wants to fuck me, 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:56.760 just get in line and go ahead. And I was 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.719 sixteen at the time, and I was like, man, that 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.960 is crazy. I've you know, I've been wanting to lose 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:08.040 my virginity forever and here's this like angel basically just 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:12.960 offering it. Right. So I get in line and I'm 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:18.800 I'm probably like seventh in line, i'd say. And I'm 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.600 sitting there and i am just I'm hard. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:22.840 It can be like. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:29.959 I'm just throbbing, throbbing hard, and the line is just progressing, 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.280 you know, a little bit out, a little bit, and 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.160 you know, it's just God, It's like every step I 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:40.640 take my pants, my pants are just rubbing on it. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.240 And just I'm I'm like a mess. Just pre come 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:50.679 all over my shorts everywhere, and it's finally my turn, 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.680 and I'm walking in and she's laying on the bed. 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:57.680 And you know, she's. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.839 Naked and her legs or you know, her feet or 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:03.880 on the bed with her knees bent, and I see 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:12.800 her pussy and I jizz in my pants and I 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.560 just I'm and everyone saw me go in there, and 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:21.120 I was only in there for fifteen seconds and I 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.400 had to make a U turn and I walked out 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.840 and I am, my pants are just covered in jizz 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:34.800 and everyone sees me right, and I earned the nickname 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.400 no Pump Charlie, and I. 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:41.440 Have to do Charlie. You know what your problem is is, Charlie, 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:44.240 you felt you you fell for a get you fell 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:50.000 for sort of a sexual get rich quick scheme. Yeah, 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.440 you know, I mean think about it like this, you know, 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.920 when you see everyone sort of rushing towards a certain investment, 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:03.960 you know for using a financial analogy, you know, you 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:08.120 you you tried to cut corners to lose your virginia. 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:12.640 You tried to take the shortcut, you know, Yeah, you 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:17.760 didn't do the long term investment strategy. You know, talk 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:21.560 to talk talk to some talk to some women. You know, 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:25.240 find someone you like, form a relationship, you know, the 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:29.800 long term investment without a power. But you suffered because 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.640 you cause you cut the corners. 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:35.040 Yeah, and then to further your analogy, I mean, for 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.040 the next two years, I was the guy who just 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:41.080 gizzed in his pants after fifteen seconds. And you know 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.480 that's kind of like going through bankruptcy and you got 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.079 to rebuild your credit and I mean, god, it it 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:48.280 took me a long time to recover from that. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:54.160 You can't. You can't rush it all right, that you can't. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.880 You saw, you saw an opportunity to lose your virginity quickly. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:13:59.160 Yeah. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.160 Yeah, but you know, the d the playing yourself. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.240 You know. The worst part was, you know, I'm I'm 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:10.000 a little bit older. I didn't have a cell phone 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.520 back then. Like I had to just leave the party 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.800 and then like I had to go find a phone 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:20.080 to like call my dad to come get me, and 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:23.120 uh yeah, I'm like soaked in jizz and my dad 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.480 has to like find me at a gas station. And 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.120 it was embarrassing. 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:29.200 It was bad. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:31.800 You know, I was thinking about telling you the same 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.720 thing I told the guy who puped his pants and 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.440 his mom had to pick him up. But I don't 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.080 know if I don't know if I would say the 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:43.360 same thing when there's jiz involved. I think jizz makes 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:50.240 it a little different. But how how old are you now? 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.720 I'm I'm thirty eight, thirty. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:56.640 Eight, okay, so it's been about twenty two years. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.440 It's yeah, it's been twenty two years. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:14:59.880 Yeah. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.760 Do you do you feel like you learned your lesson 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:09.280 from that moment and you've applied that lesson throughout your life? 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:09.920 Well? 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:14.480 Uh, yeah, I mean, you know, full disclosure. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.040 I mean, no one really knows who I am. 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.960 I mean, I can be open and honest here if. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:24.760 Well, please please please, Well, uh. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.480 I don't think it really matters how long it how 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.880 long you gizz, you know, like it doesn't matter how 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:33.760 long you last. I mean that's just being efficient. Especially. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.560 I mean if you, let's say, you lick it before 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.720 you stick it, right, you know, you eat her out 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:43.200 andre jizz before your penis even comes close to her. Sure, 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.720 I mean you could come in fucking five seconds. She 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.560 doesn't care. She's happy that you did that. And then 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.240 and then on top of it, you know, it's like 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.520 a very flattering thing to a woman when you know her. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.320 Uh well, first of all, is it okay that that 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.240 I talk like this? I mean, is this okay for 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.720 your audience? Yeah? 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.000 Look a look, all I want from you, Charles, is 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:07.480 the truth? 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:08.640 Okay? 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:12.360 Good most women. I mean, if you come and like 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.520 it's funny men think that if you giz in like 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.840 ten seconds, like women are gonna like hate you. But honestly, 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.280 it makes them feel good because it's like makes them 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:27.840 feel like they're pussy is so good that it makes 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:31.200 you come faster than any other woman, And that's a 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:32.320 very flattering thing. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:36.360 Look, I think, I look, I'm inclined to I'm not 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.720 gonna say. Look, I mean, everyone's everyone's different. You know, 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.240 I'm not gonna say any you know, anyone generally likes anything. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.560 But you know, look, as long as you're making sure 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.280 that you know she's getting what she needs out of 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:51.920 the experience, you know, then you get what you need. 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:54.520 Then then you get what you need out of the experience. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:57.120 And if what you need out of the experience you 0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:01.200 can get within three seconds, then I look, I agree 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:02.320 with you just being efficient. 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.600 Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, it's like using 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.639 an electric saw versus a handsong. I mean, it's just 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.639 all about efficiency, you know, once you kind of do 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:16.840 the thing for her that she wants. I mean, why 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.040 would you spend all day fucking when you could just 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.560 come in like fifteen seconds. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.239 Well, Charles, it seems like you've done a lot of 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:31.320 you know, you've gained a lot from this experience, and 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.840 it's and it's defined you know, a bit of a 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.760 bit of who you are. But but it seems like 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.879 you're comfortable with it, and that's what matters the most. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:46.040 Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And then you know, if if you 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:49.480 don't mind not imagine your viewers are kind of on 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.760 the younger side. I'd imagine I'm one of your older ones. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.679 But uh, you know any young males out there that 0:17:55.720 --> 0:18:02.040 are struggling with premature ejaculation, I mean, just be confident, 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:05.760 you know. I mean, if you're gonna, if you're gonna 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.959 jizz fast, I mean, if you it's kind of a 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.480 power move, honestly, if you're just like, yeah, fuck I 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.360 giz in fifteen seconds to deal with. 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:18.960 It, lady, you know what, you know what I I look, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:20.600 I know people, I know people are meming on you, 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:25.560 but actually, look, whatever it is going on, Look, you 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.480 got to own it. I mean, of course, of course, 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:32.760 not everyone is gonna want someone who Jesus fast, but 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:34.160 you'll find someone. 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:39.840 But then again, who with you? Who cares about that? 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:43.200 You know, life is so short. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.760 I mean, if if you're if. 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.320 You're a loving person and you have a lot to 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:52.040 bring to the table. But you know a woman is 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.879 gonna judge you for jizzing fast. I mean, you know, 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:55.480 fuck her. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:19:01.000 Well, listen, Charles, I'm glad to hear that you've You've 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:03.840 grown a deep sense of self confidence over the years, 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.960 and I appreciate your vulnerability. And I'll talk to you 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:07.960 again soon, my friend. 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:09.240 Awesome. 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:10.320 Well, thank you very much. 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:13.480 Happy New Year, Happy New Year, baby. I'll talk to 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:13.840 you soon. 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:15.000 Bye. 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.280 Call from Dmitri. 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:28.040 Dmitree, Hi, Leyo, Hello Dmitree. 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:33.320 How are you today? 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:36.879 I'm all right. I'm underwater. 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:43.760 I mean, i'm i'm underwater too. I'm I'm watching the stream, 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:47.800 I'm I'm with the fish. 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:55.560 Dmitri. Yes, Wow, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:56.040 happened to you? 0:19:57.440 --> 0:19:57.760 Well? 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:02.240 Real quick, I guess I have too. The first answer 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.600 I was on Reddit the other day. I don't know 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:10.000 if you've seen, but there's somebody else that goes as 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:16.439 a like a green screen gecko, like that's that's their stick. Okay, 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.280 I just it was kind of embarrassing. 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:20.720 Honestly. 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:22.800 I know you've been doing this for a while. 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:27.080 And Dimitri, yes, this isn't about me, This isn't about 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:29.919 the other geckos. This is about you. And I know 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:31.960 that you're trying to talk about the other gecko on 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:34.040 the computer and you're talking about this gecko on the 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:37.240 computer to you know, stray the conversation away from yourself 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:40.080 because you're embarrassed at whatever the thing is. But but 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.760 I need you to own up to the embarrassing thing 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:45.240 that happened to you and keep focused on yourself. 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:48.639 No, you're right, You're right. 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.520 What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to Dimitri? 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:01.320 I mean, I guess recently, I kind of have a 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:05.359 weird job. I I pick up people that have passed away, 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:09.919 and recently I dropped one of them. I was I 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:12.520 was carrying them and slipped out of my hands and 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:16.359 I dropped them. 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:17.679 They slipped out of your hands. 0:21:17.760 --> 0:21:22.360 You say, yeah, no joke, By the way, that's that's 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:22.840 my job. 0:21:23.680 --> 0:21:28.680 Were your hands norm Were they greasy. Were they particularly 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:34.239 slippery for any reason? Had you just been eating? Sometimes? 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:38.840 You usually wear gloves? 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.360 Well, yeah, yeah, I wear gloves for every everyone. 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:42.600 You know? 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:43.679 It gross? 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:47.440 Okay, were you wearing you? Were you not wearing gloves 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:48.560 when you dropped this person? 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:49.560 Oh? 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:50.000 I was. 0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:55.479 I think that might have been why why they were slippery? 0:21:56.720 --> 0:21:58.560 Why would that be why they are slippery? 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:01.440 You know, they got the powder on him, the weird 0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:05.360 powder on the gloves. 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:08.719 Is it isn't isn't the powder that supposed to make 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:10.920 it not slippery? 0:22:11.520 --> 0:22:11.960 Beats me? 0:22:12.119 --> 0:22:12.320 Man? 0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:16.919 What was your reaction when you dropped this person? 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:22.280 I said, oh, ship out loud in the middle of 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:26.000 an old folks home and you had to, you know, 0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:28.159 quietly escort him. 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:34.320 Ount Did anyone see you? 0:22:35.800 --> 0:22:36.040 Yeah? 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:39.280 There are people that worked there saw me. Who's who's 0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:39.879 an ordeal? 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:43.760 Were you chastised for this? Did anyone. 0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:47.880 A little making fun of I don't. I don't think 0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:49.959 it was too serious. 0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:54.240 Okay, Now what do you think you'll try to do 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:57.600 in the future? Do you prevent this from happening again? 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:00.800 I mean obvious? 0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:06.760 First off, hold on tighter, I think a second, Maybe 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:13.479 take my time, take more time, you know, maybe one 0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:16.960 thing we all need to do. Just slow down, just 0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:17.760 take some more time. 0:23:17.840 --> 0:23:21.400 It's true, definitely something we all need to do. Definitely 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:26.640 something specifically that people carrying dead people to their graves 0:23:27.840 --> 0:23:29.639 in an attempt to not drop them should do. 0:23:31.080 --> 0:23:31.679 Absolutely. 0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:37.760 You know, look, we all make mistakes. That's probably not 0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:40.360 that bad, right, because he's already dead. It'd be one 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:42.399 thing if you were transferring someone who would it'd be 0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:43.800 one thing if you were like one of the guys 0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:46.199 with the stretcher, because then if you drop him, you 0:23:46.240 --> 0:23:49.160 make it worse. But it's not you know what, I'm 0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:55.040 gonna voice an unpopular opinion here. Okay, it's what, probably 0:23:55.119 --> 0:23:59.720 wasn't that bad. He's dead, he's not coming back, if 0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:03.000 any if anything, if anything, I think the drop only 0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:06.760 had the potential to possibly bring him back, right because 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:08.920 you could what if he what if he got dropped 0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:13.880 so hard that he came that he like bounced back 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:14.440 into the earth. 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:19.560 Yeah, it restarted his heart and I saved a life. 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:23.160 So you know what, you know what, Nathan, I'm gonna 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:26.480 I'm gonna go ahead and say that you know, well 0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:30.840 that didn't happen, but it didn't make it worse. I'm 0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:33.360 gonna go ahead and say that you did a neutral thing. 0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:34.639 Okay. 0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:41.040 I tend to consider myself like chaotic control, so I 0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:42.960 guess dropping a dead body would fit that. 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:49.719 Well. Nathan, thank you so much for for bearing your 0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:50.720 soul to us this evening. 0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:52.280 It's Dmitri. 0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:55.120 Actually, oh what I say? 0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:57.960 You said, Nathan. That's okay, though, you can call me 0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:00.439 Nathan if you want. 0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:06.000 Well, Nathan the Matre, I appreciate you calling in. 0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.639 And yeah, I appreciate you answering. I've been watching it 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:12.080 for a while. This is my first time, so thank you. 0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:15.200 Oh beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, thank you so much for for 0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:17.920 for that, and look, good luck in the future. My friend. 0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:20.199 You know I love you. 0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:23.679 I love you two. Whoever that is I was, I 0:25:23.760 --> 0:25:26.920 love you too. Lyle, you take care of my friend, 0:25:27.600 --> 0:25:28.119 all right. 0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:28.520 You as well. 0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:35.120 Hello, This is Lyle coming atcha to let you know 0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:39.560 that this podcast does not have any sponsors. However, if 0:25:39.640 --> 0:25:43.840 you enjoy the show, if you are liking what you're hearing, 0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:47.960 and you want to support and make it easier for 0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:50.160 me to do this in the future, you can head 0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:54.480 on over to patreon dot com slash Lyle forever and 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:58.080 for only five dollars a month. You can sponsor a 0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:02.640 young gecko in his question to eat food and live 0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:06.760 in a place Patreon dot com, slash Lyle forever l 0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:10.000 y L E f O R e V e R. 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:20.160 All right, back to the calls from Alex. Alex, Hey, 0:26:20.160 --> 0:26:23.400 you can hear it. I can hear you loud and clear. 0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:28.360 Dude, all right, first time call her A long time 0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:31.760 watching My story is a little bit. Yeah, my story 0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.840 is a little bit on the opposite side of I 0:26:34.880 --> 0:26:36.680 think it was no pump Chuck. 0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:40.760 That was his name, Chuck. Do you mean Charlotte Charles. 0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:42.800 Charles, Yeah, the chattel Saint Chuck. 0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:46.720 The oh, the opposite side. Okay, tell me about that. 0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:51.439 So I would say it just is embarrassing. But this 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:54.760 is God. I must have graduated high school maybe a 0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:59.320 year or so nineteen, had no direction in life, pretty 0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:01.640 uh preaty, awkward kid in high school. So I had 0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:04.720 almost zero sexual experience. So like, okay, what do I 0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:07.879 do to remedy this? I know, I'm not going to 0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:09.679 download Tinder like an normal percent. I'm gonna go on 0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:13.200 Craigslist and you meet up with some of the perverted 0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:18.280 people that post on there. Yes, so fast forward, a 0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:21.639 little bit moteling a shitty side of town. Walk in. 0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:26.239 There's a girl there, her husband watching. This is a 0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:27.320 cuckhold situation. 0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:30.320 Did you did you? Okay, did you go in search 0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:34.040 of a cuckhold situation? Or did you show up and 0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.280 it happened to be do you? Do you show up 0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:37.960 knowing it was going to be a cuckold situation? 0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:40.440 I knew this was going to be a cuckold situation. 0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:42.280 Okay, you went in search of it. 0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:44.600 I did go in search of this. 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:49.800 Yeah, okay, all right, so you're at hotel a cuckold situation, 0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:51.320 So yeah. 0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:51.600 Show up. 0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:54.639 The dudes just watching Karate Kid two on TV. I 0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:59.520 remember that very And she's just there sitting on the bed, 0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:04.040 laying already laying down naked, and he. 0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:06.199 Was watched he was watching the Credika two. Why he 0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:11.399 was like ten seconds watching Kardika two look back at 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:14.800 you guys? Was it? Or was he yeah, watching you 0:28:14.800 --> 0:28:17.359 guys simultaneously alongside the film? 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:19.600 A little bit of both, a little bit of both. 0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:21.240 It didn't seem like he was all that interested in 0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:26.480 actually watching. So looks the multitasker, m h, I mean yeah, 0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:28.480 I mean he could devote his attemption to two things. 0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:32.800 So I mean that's I'll give him that too, Okay, okay, 0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:39.320 so start going at it. Uh, two guys kind of 0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.080 go in and out as we're working on it because 0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:42.960 it's mostly a group thing. So people are coming in, 0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:45.680 people are coming out, and I'm a little paralyzed with 0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:50.200 stress and fear that all my body is just tensed up. 0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:54.600 I nothing's happening. I we keep going, keep going, keep going. 0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.080 The two guys have gone and left at this point, 0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.920 but my body is not letting me do any just 0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:07.880 I'm paralyzed, and by the end of it, I end 0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:10.800 up pretty much having to They realized my body's not 0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:11.920 going to let me do anything. 0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:16.760 Mm So dude, you know what, you know what this reminds. 0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:21.920 This is the sexual version of having to like take 0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.640 a ship and going into a single and going into 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:29.320 like a single stall restroom and you're constipated and you 0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:31.760 know there's a line outside and you have to ship 0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:35.080 but like you're having trouble doing it. But it's the 0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:36.520 geez version of that. 0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:42.680 Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly on the nose. 0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:45.120 But it didn't really end there after I pretty much 0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:47.040 have to say it I leave, I go to my car, 0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:49.080 and I go, Okay, time to get the fuck out 0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:51.560 of here. This is clearly not the evident I'm supposed 0:29:51.560 --> 0:29:54.440 to be going down. And I realized, oh shit, I 0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:56.600 left my keys in there, but go back. I have 0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:59.560 to awkwardly knock get my keys, go back to my car. 0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:03.400 Oh I left my wallet, and I happened maybe two 0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:06.520 more times, just me forgetting miscellaneous things, having to keep 0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:09.280 going there, get one thing, go back to the car. 0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:11.440 And it was, it. 0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:11.840 Was, it was. 0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:17.080 It was pretty much what would that have been? That 0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:19.920 was pretty much twenty fifteen for me, just wrapped up 0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:21.920 in a nutshell, just a lot of a lot of 0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:26.400 awkward encounters of me trying to find myself, but just that. 0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:31.960 This was This was not the only Craigslist encounter that 0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:32.440 you've had. 0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:34.280 Oh no, no, no, I don't think I got on 0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:38.560 the Tinder train until like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, well 0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:40.000 after everybody had migrated. 0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:42.200 What what was it? 0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:42.720 Now? 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:44.680 Do you do you sort of feel like you could 0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:51.000 get into the more alternative sexual endeavors on Craigslist as 0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:51.840 opposed to Tinder. 0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:55.080 Oh yeah, I think in my mind I was like, Okay, 0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:58.440 I don't have too much experience, so I'm just going 0:30:58.480 --> 0:31:00.200 to dive into the deep end. I'm just gonna go 0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:04.520 into the degeneracy and just just trild by fire it. 0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:07.920 What else did you get into as a result of 0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:08.960 your craigslisting? 0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.680 Honestly just showing up to kind of sketching neighborhoods, kind 0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:19.720 of popping in, not knowing anybody's name, and then doing 0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:22.800 my business, leaving and just thinking, holy shit, I could 0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:23.560 have died that time. 0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:26.320 Yeah, I was Guyasa. Did you ever get like nervous 0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:31.200 about your safety in these situations? 0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:34.400 There was a couple of times, yeah, where it was 0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:37.280 like it was like one AM show two rand the neighborhood. 0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:41.160 It's it's not a very nice neighborhood, but I've already 0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:43.200 begun so far as to drive there, and I'm not 0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:43.800 turning down. 0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:53.520 Damn. Nineteen, I feel like that's kind of young to be, 0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:58.400 you know, going to uh Now, were the other people 0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:01.040 like similar ages or were these older people that were 0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:02.640 participating in the mask cooking? 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:08.160 Uh now? So whenever we came to the Cutholding, that 0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:11.040 usually was was the early thirties crowd. 0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:18.480 Mm hm, Who is the craziest person that you encountered 0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:20.959 at these events. 0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:23.400 So it's one this is a this is one of 0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:25.760 the particularly shitty hotels. It was just right off of 0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:28.400 the highway. You could tell that this is this is 0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:30.600 this is typically where people go for this kind of 0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:32.680 thing that they're they're bringing hookers. Are they just going 0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:35.440 there just this, you know, smoke crack or just do 0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:39.320 it's it's the general den of degeneracy that you would imagine. 0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:43.520 And I go there and it's just as awkward as 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:45.640 some of the other encounters. I do my business as 0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.440 a girls is it's a really quick thing. But I 0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:51.600 had I had a button up shirt on and uh, 0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:53.760 I didn't take my shirt oscar was just supposed to 0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:55.520 be a quick pants off and do your thing. Go 0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:58.440 And she had fishnuts on, and the buttons from my 0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:01.560 fucking shirt from like a on the the wrist kept 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:05.280 catching on the fish nets and ripping the fish ripping 0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:08.760 this pearl girls off of her. And then as soon 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:13.200 as I finished, like within a millisecond, the guy pretty 0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:16.800 much pulls her over and the sloppy seconds just rights 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:18.520 and right in front of me. Those That was one 0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:21.400 of the weird ones, because I don't know, there's just 0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:25.800 something so real about seeing a guy and getting aroused 0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:29.360 at you, uh, finishing and his girl and then saying, oh, 0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:30.560 I want a piece of that, and now I want 0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:32.320 to I want to be able to get in there 0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:34.320 and just feel everything that's just happened. 0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:40.720 Yeah, he want He specifically wanted your sloppy seconds. 0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:42.560 Yeah. 0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.959 And do you buy the girl no fish nets? 0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:46.400 Oh? Fuck? 0:33:46.440 --> 0:33:46.480 No? 0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:48.600 I mean I didn't know any of these people's names 0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:49.320 to begin with. 0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:49.600 So. 0:33:51.080 --> 0:33:52.760 You had to have made you had to have made 0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:56.520 like you make you make any like friends doing this? 0:33:57.360 --> 0:33:59.720 No, I mean it was pretty much all this burner emails. 0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:03.120 So I mean, I mean the only contact information that 0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.960 was ever traded was just you know, here's a picture 0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:10.400 of me neck down, meet at this place. That's pretty 0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:10.799 much it. 0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:15.360 And how about now, have you since moved on to 0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:19.280 Tinder meeting up one person? 0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:22.640 Oh? Yeah, I mean now I'm gonna in a pretty 0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:25.919 stable monogamous relationship. So things have calmed down since then. 0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:31.080 Any any itchings to go back or You're not going 0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:32.480 back to Craigslist anytime soon? 0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:35.160 I don't think I'm going back to Chrislas anytime too. 0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:36.799 And I'm pretty sure they actually got rid of that 0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:37.600 section anyway. 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.640 Well, I look, I'm glad you had your fun, you know, 0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:42.600 while it was still up. 0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:49.719 Well, well, I'm glad I provided at least you would 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:51.880 get stories. Some of the chat doesn't seem to be 0:34:51.920 --> 0:34:55.120 too entertained, but you seem like you had a good time. 0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:57.480 Ah No, my dude, thank you. So would you say 0:34:57.520 --> 0:35:01.319 your name was again? Alex alex Man, thank you, thank you, 0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:04.719 Thank you again for for calling in and letting us 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:07.960 live vicariously through you so that we don't have to 0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:10.920 go to Craigslist ourselves. 0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:15.560 Yeah, no problem. If anything changes, I'll call back and 0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:16.400 report my finding. 0:35:16.760 --> 0:35:18.799 Oh please do, my friend, I'll talk to you soon. 0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:20.280 All right, bye. 0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:31.080 See. I know that before Tinder there was Cragslist, but 0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:37.919 my man went on Craigslist specifically to find himself in 0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:46.840 craigslisty's situations, which I respect, you know. Look, but people 0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:52.759 like Alex, they want more out of life than what 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:57.840 is presented to them. But he ultimately ended up in 0:35:58.080 --> 0:36:02.640 you know, a stable, mono mis relationship. So maybe he 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:05.720 thought he wanted something like that, you know, he thought 0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:11.719 he wanted something crazy, But that's his arc. That was 0:36:11.760 --> 0:36:16.160 his story all from worlden. 0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:20.200 Days to accept Press one. 0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:23.959 Will, Hey, how are you will? 0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:26.960 I'm doing pretty good. I'm gonna be honest. 0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:32.239 Yeah, why you you most? Why? Why? Why is it? 0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:34.160 What do you mean by that you're gonna be honest? 0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:37.560 Are you a ship? Well? Do you want to lie? 0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:39.680 It's like, I want to let you know up front, 0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:40.640 I'm gonna be honest with you. 0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:46.799 Okay. What what made you feel like you needed to 0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:49.120 you needed to leave that that disclaimer? 0:36:50.480 --> 0:36:52.879 Well, I don't know. I just think some people might 0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:56.400 be a little dishonest sometimes, and I just gonna let 0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:57.439 you know that I'm gonna be. 0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:02.919 Okay, I appreciate that. Uh listen, tell me, well, what's 0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:07.080 what's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? 0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:08.520 And you're in an entire boodle? 0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:11.839 I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest again. 0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:13.560 I have a little bit of a problem. 0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:13.920 Okay. 0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:21.839 I'm addicted. Its destiny to you know what that is. 0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:27.160 It's a video game, right, mhmm. You're you're your day 0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:29.520 and you're being you're, you're, you're, you're coming at me 0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:32.320 very seriously, you're very seriously addicted. 0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:34.799 It gets in the way, it gets in the way 0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:37.759 of my schoolwork, and I don't know how to fix 0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:40.279 the problem because every day I wake up and I 0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:41.919 look at my schoolwork, and you know, I'm a winner 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:45.839 break because I'm in college. But I missed, I missed, 0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:47.960 I missed the mid and luckily I was able to 0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:50.880 make it up. You know, but what can I. 0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:52.640 Do? 0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:54.040 You know how I can fix the problem? 0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:54.880 Have you? 0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:58.440 Have you sought any sort of help on this issue? 0:37:59.840 --> 0:38:02.440 No, necessarily, you're kind of the first person on seeking. 0:38:03.160 --> 0:38:04.640 I came to the realization recently. 0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:07.680 What what was it that made you come to a 0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:08.880 realization that you're addicted? 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:10.920 After I missed the midterm? 0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:14.719 How many? How many hours of destiny you think you 0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:15.239 play a week? 0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:21.319 Oh? Well, this expansion came I recently, called Beyond Light. 0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:23.880 And when it came out, like steam gives you a 0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:26.440 two week mark, and I checked that and after two 0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:28.200 weeks I had I think it was one hundred and 0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:29.640 twenty four hours put in. 0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:35.640 In two weeks. M hm, you know what you I mean, 0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:38.719 you should, you know, consider going to see some sort 0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:43.360 of addiction specialist for this, really, you know, yeah, totally. 0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:45.120 I mean, Look, it's a real you know. Look, you 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:49.440 can get addicted to anything, you know, just because it's 0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:51.600 video games. Doesn't make it any less of like a 0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:53.120 you know, real addiction. 0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:55.080 That's true. 0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:57.520 Mm hmm. 0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:00.560 Well and what is it What is it that you 0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:02.359 like about? What is it that you like about playing 0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:03.239 Destiny so much? 0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:06.640 It's a whole other world. 0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:11.880 Mm hmmm. Do you feel like it's like is it 0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:14.759 escapism for you? Do you not like the world that 0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:15.120 you grow? 0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:18.160 Like I said when I called, I was happy, I'm 0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:18.640 good you did. 0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:20.600 I yeah, you did. You did sound happy when you caught. 0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:25.480 So I mean, I'm fine. I love reality, but at 0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:27.239 the same time, video games are cool and like the 0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:29.560 Destiny world itself is so fun to get immersed in, 0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:31.600 so it's easy to get caught up. 0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:38.520 That's like outside of Destiny? 0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:40.120 What's up? 0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:43.040 So what is your life like outside of Destiny? Because 0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.359 you know, I asked you how your life are going? 0:39:44.440 --> 0:39:45.359 You said it was going good? 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:46.839 So what are the right now? 0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:47.520 Things around? 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:48.239 It's making good? 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:51.279 It's like I just you know, I chow inside, play 0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:53.920 my games, get I work done for school. You know 0:39:54.000 --> 0:39:58.400 everything is pretty much online, and uh yeah that's it. 0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:04.880 I mean you to work, but no work, So just 0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:18.000 been chilling, vibing honestly, So you missed one assignment. Yeah, 0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:21.320 just just a midterm, but like it just made me realize, 0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:24.040 like I started tracking my hours, like how much I played. 0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:27.360 What are some thing do you have, like sort of 0:40:27.840 --> 0:40:30.279 an idea of things that you'd like to be doing 0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:34.600 instead of playing Destiny? Uh? 0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:41.120 Yeah, I mean there's a lot of things I like 0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:43.480 outside of like video games. I have a lot of 0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:44.520 other hobbies. 0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:47.040 Like what. 0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:53.800 Hmm, well, let's see. I like whenever I live in Florida, 0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:56.120 so we don't really have any like we have trails, 0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:57.880 but I like whenever I go up north, I like 0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:01.480 going hiking. I like play volleyball. So I like that 0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:03.920 you played baseball and I was like really young, So 0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:08.800 you play baseball. Uh, Riding bikes pretty fun? Going to 0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:11.560 the gun rangers like world in Florida, that's pretty fun. 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:17.160 Let's see right now with COVID to do so you 0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:17.799 got like, you. 0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:22.560 Know, look, I'm not I'm not an addiction specialist or 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:28.120 I'm not in anything at all. I'm a computer gecko man. 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:31.520 But I do think that you know, in a situation 0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:34.360 like this, when you're trying to get rid of a behavior, 0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:36.400 you know you're going to want to try to replace it. 0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:39.120 With a different behavior, and so it would be good 0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:43.360 for you to like come up with, you know, alternative 0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:47.560 goals of like I almost feel like to get addicted. 0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:49.920 To get unaddicted from something negative, you've got to get 0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:53.279 addicted to something positive, you know, whether that be a 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.360 new project or a different undertaking, or or you know, 0:41:56.880 --> 0:42:01.000 a more active hobby or skill that you attempting to build. 0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:03.680 I know that when you when you think about those 0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:05.759 kinds of things, you know, maybe you're like, oh, the 0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:08.479 idea of sitting down and fucking reading a book or whatever, 0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:12.200 you know, sounds shitty. But you got to find something 0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:16.400 that your version of something that is both productive and 0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:21.239 enjoyable to replace destiny with. Because right now I have 0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:24.200 something that's enjoyable, but it's not productive, and you know 0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:29.920 that's not healthy for you. So I don't know, I mean, 0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:32.200 what sort of well, what do you study in school? 0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:35.360 It t it? 0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:40.200 Okay? What do you what do you think? Are you 0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:41.880 into trying to learn how to code? 0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:43.640 Uh? 0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:48.680 No, I'm more like the I want to be doctor. 0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:50.600 And through everything, is. 0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:53.480 There stuff that you could do for yourself, like outside 0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:56.080 of just your regular school work, like a side hustle 0:42:56.160 --> 0:42:58.360 of any kind that you think could help you in 0:42:58.480 --> 0:42:58.960 your career. 0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:01.960 I just simply simply getting like a job, but like 0:43:02.120 --> 0:43:07.920 side hustle, volunteer like apprentices like apprenticeship stuff like that. 0:43:09.080 --> 0:43:10.520 Yeah, I know, I think that'd be a good idea 0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:12.799 to look for those, because I mean, obviously, I mean 0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:15.239 right now with like winter break and like, you know, 0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.200 fucking college. I mean, I don't know, I had an 0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:21.680 easy major, but with college, like you know, you're only 0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:26.520 in class for so long, and then so yeah, you're 0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.200 only in class for not that long, and you know, 0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:33.560 you have all this free time, and when you have 0:43:33.800 --> 0:43:35.520 just free time, you don't have any you're get a 0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:39.440 default of playing ship tons of destiny, and then you'll 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:41.480 be playing so much of it that'll that'll actually bleed 0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:44.759 into bleed outside of your free time and into the 0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:46.840 time that is not so free. 0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:50.719 Someone in Chad said, I could try pussy, but I 0:43:50.760 --> 0:43:51.239 already have. 0:43:56.239 --> 0:43:58.160 But yeah, man, I like that. I like those ideas. 0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:03.040 Volunteer work, finding a job, that's what I would say. Find. 0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:06.279 Find find something productive that you can replace that with, 0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:09.880 you know, and not something productive that you hate, for 0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:12.000 something productive that you would actually enjoy doing. 0:44:13.760 --> 0:44:19.920 Yeah, all right, well I appreciate the help. 0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:25.719 For sure, man who you said name was, will thank you, 0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:27.399 thank you for calling in. Well, I'll talk to you soon. 0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:29.320 Yeah. See man. 0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:37.200 Call from Yergo Mediac nitro boost to. 0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:46.239 Accept press one, Jurgo maniac nitro boost. Gag, what's up? 0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:48.440 Jurgo maniac nitro boost. 0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:50.279 A family name. 0:44:51.880 --> 0:45:01.040 It's a family name. How you do is Italian? Internationality? French? Okay? 0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:03.800 I respect whether what part northern or southern? 0:45:05.120 --> 0:45:06.400 It smell like Midwest? 0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:10.719 Okay, midwest French. Can you repeat it back to me 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:12.160 because I don't think I heard it correctly. 0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:15.440 Maniac nitro boost. 0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:20.040 Zero maniac nitro boost. And sure that's not from an 0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:21.040 anime of some kind. 0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:22.759 I wish it was. 0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:25.200 Maybe the name went after me one day. 0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:36.479 I just call you for sure? All right, What's what's 0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:37.960 happened to? What are you doing? 0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:41.680 I'm not doing much, just lying in bed talking to 0:45:41.760 --> 0:45:42.160 a gecko. 0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:45.759 Mm hmmm. That sounds fun. 0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:47.920 What what what? 0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:50.560 What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? 0:45:52.280 --> 0:45:56.520 Okay, I have a couple of things. What are the 0:45:56.600 --> 0:46:01.359 things just recently happened? So I'm gonna I mean, it's 0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:06.359 a pretty Christian conservative family right, me and my brother 0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:09.960 I aren't really heavily into that kind of stuff, So 0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:14.040 he bet me ten dollars that I wouldn't send a 0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:20.080 certain message to the entire family group Chat. Would you 0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:21.200 like to hear this message? 0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:24.439 Yes? 0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:31.480 Okay, so just imagine there's like a million emojis right 0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:35.320 all right when you read this to you Merry Christmas bitches. 0:46:35.880 --> 0:46:38.600 Now that it's finally dick, Miss Santa is about to 0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:42.200 slide down your tot hot chimney tonight, So lick those 0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:45.840 juicy candy cane and drink that creamy eggnog. It's about 0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:49.120 to get wet down at Santa's workshop. Don't forget to 0:46:49.239 --> 0:46:52.719 slide down that x ex extra big North Pool and 0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:55.520 make sure your cookie is yung enough for Santa to eat. 0:46:56.320 --> 0:47:00.239 Send this to ten of your baddest bitch elves. Get 0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:03.560 five back, You're on the naughty list this year. If 0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.520 you get twenty back, you've got the most bitch and 0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:09.879 peppermint pussy in the North Pole. Have a slutty dick, 0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:11.200 miss you Ho ho ho? 0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:14.440 And what what was what was the Family Group Chat's 0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:21.920 reaction to this? Pretty disappointed disappointment? 0:47:22.120 --> 0:47:24.879 You say, yeah, they get. 0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:33.120 Well, my Grandma called me and voiced her disappointment to me. 0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:37.480 She called, you can I please get do you have to? 0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:40.480 I do you remember any like verbatim quotes from this 0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:41.080 phone call? 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:45.879 Yeah, yeah, let mean let me let me pull it on, dud. 0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:48.799 It's kind of made me feel a little bit bad. 0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:52.960 She said, what you apparently thought was clever and out 0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:56.640 as a Christmas greeting to your family is more offensive 0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:59.840 than maybe you intended this. Howaday is in the remembrance 0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:02.799 of Christ. You should read that tattoo in your arm 0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:07.840 a few times? Disappointed Grandma, What's what's the tattoo on 0:48:07.920 --> 0:48:11.239 your arm? It's just like a It's a Bible It's 0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:12.160 a Bible verse. 0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:14.400 All right, Now you gotta get a tattoo on the 0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:18.000 other arm, but with that message on it and all 0:48:18.080 --> 0:48:19.359 the emojis. 0:48:20.440 --> 0:48:20.840 That would be. 0:48:21.360 --> 0:48:25.000 That's an amazing That's like, what are the most amazing 0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:26.080 ideas I've ever heard? 0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:29.759 You know, balance, you gotta balance it out a little bit. 0:48:30.280 --> 0:48:32.120 What's the wall? What's what's the verse? What's the verse? 0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:38.680 It's on Palms ninety eight. I don't really remember it, 0:48:38.800 --> 0:48:39.760 to be entirely truthful. 0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:43.719 What do you mean you don't remember it? It's on 0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:48.600 your arm. You don't remember the Bible verse that is 0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:49.480 on your arm? 0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:53.920 I mean no, but look I haven't put up my 0:48:54.000 --> 0:48:56.440 phone here, right, it's pretty good verse. You want me 0:48:56.480 --> 0:48:57.359 to read it to you as well? 0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:00.000 What do you Why do you have it on your phone. 0:49:01.960 --> 0:49:03.080 Because it's hard to read it? 0:49:03.160 --> 0:49:04.399 What it's facing the other way? 0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:10.680 Which aren't what? What is the anatomy of your What 0:49:10.880 --> 0:49:13.040 is your body like? Do you use your do you 0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:15.719 have like your arm coming out of your back? 0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:19.239 Yeah, it's hard to reach back there, so I can't 0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:26.160 really read it. It's God. 0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:30.200 That that that is. I think that is your most 0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:33.280 embarrassing story is that you got a Bible verse tattooed 0:49:33.360 --> 0:49:35.520 on your body and you still have to look it 0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:36.680 up on your phone. 0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:38.480 You know what? 0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.160 These are very good points that you're making right now, 0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:42.399 and I can't argue them. 0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:50.640 Well, I can tell you all, what's the verse? 0:49:51.840 --> 0:49:53.960 You will not fear the terror of night, nor the 0:49:54.040 --> 0:49:57.400 air that flies by day, nor the testallnce that thoughts 0:49:57.400 --> 0:50:00.560 in darkness? You know, the plague that destroys at midday. 0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:03.560 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at 0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:05.520 your right hand, but it will not come near you 0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:08.080 you won't only observe with your eyes and see the 0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:13.160 punishment of the wicked. I mean it's a pretty unique verse. 0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:13.120 You know. 0:50:13.160 --> 0:50:14.239 I mean, you don't really hear it a lot. 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:15.440 So I was like, this is pretty cool. 0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:18.040 It was my grandpa's soldier's prayer, so you know it's meaningful. 0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:23.880 Okay, what what what is it? What is its significance 0:50:23.920 --> 0:50:25.960 to you said it was your grandpa's favorite prayer? 0:50:26.520 --> 0:50:29.000 Yeah, yeah, my grandpa wasn't Vietnam. You know, that was 0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:31.640 just soldier's prayer. So it's pretty And my grandpa's always 0:50:31.640 --> 0:50:34.080 seem like a father to me. And he was also 0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:36.680 very very disappointed with me. So that's what really kind 0:50:36.719 --> 0:50:37.440 of hurt. 0:50:37.320 --> 0:50:39.000 A little doing what what what what did your grand 0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:40.000 What did your grandpa say? 0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:42.640 He just said, it looks like you've fallen out of 0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:43.560 grace with the family. 0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:44.919 Oh. 0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:48.759 I was like, God, damn, am I about to get shut? 0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:52.920 Okay, but you're who was it that told you to 0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:53.759 do it in the first place? 0:50:54.680 --> 0:50:57.120 My older brother, he gave me ten dollars. I don't 0:50:57.160 --> 0:50:59.719 regret doing it for ten dollars. I didn't regret the 0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:01.320 quincines that happened after it. 0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:02.480 Mm hmm. 0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:07.839 Damn. Do you do you now? But ah, I mean, look, 0:51:07.880 --> 0:51:11.760 that's all bullshit. Do you do you feel you obviously 0:51:11.840 --> 0:51:15.800 don't feel like that that this message has distanced you 0:51:15.960 --> 0:51:17.040 from the grace of God. 0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:18.879 Nah? 0:51:19.200 --> 0:51:21.520 And then okay, so I thought it was so funny, 0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.840 but I also sent it to my dad, and my 0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.920 grandpa got really pissed and he was like, since you 0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:28.719 thought it was so funny, I sent it to your dad. 0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:30.640 But then I was laughing because I was like, I 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:36.279 already said it to my dad. Well, no, it just 0:51:36.440 --> 0:51:38.480 was really awkward because my dad is like, why are 0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:44.480 they sending me these messages about Merry Christmas? Bishesh? 0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:44.839 Man? 0:51:45.960 --> 0:51:46.759 What was I gonna say? 0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:52.640 Hey, Gek, do you have any embarrassing stories? I'm sure 0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:53.799 the child would love to hear one. 0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:59.240 Look, it's not about me. It's not about me, although 0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.480 I mean, look, that is kind of bullshit, right that 0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:03.640 I come up on this fucking live stream and I 0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:05.480 tell everyone to tell me all their ship and then 0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:07.040 I don't tell anyone any anything. 0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:10.759 I have to say, Hey man, I'm just I'm just listening. Man, 0:52:10.840 --> 0:52:11.719 where have you got to say? 0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:14.480 No, you're kind you're kind of calling me out right now. 0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.080 I mean, look, I respect it. I called you out 0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:17.560 a little bit, you called me out a little bit, 0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:19.240 A little back and forth here. 0:52:19.960 --> 0:52:23.080 Okay, okay, but do you want a journey? I could 0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:25.080 share another one if you don't, If you don't feel 0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:26.160 some inclined. 0:52:26.440 --> 0:52:27.120 Well, let me ask you. 0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:27.320 Do you? 0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:30.080 Let me ask you? Look, do you do you believe 0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:30.479 in God? 0:52:33.080 --> 0:52:33.200 Well? 0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:37.520 Man, that's a heavy question, you know that. I mean, 0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:41.040 I believe that there is a God. I don't quite 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:42.080 know if I believe. 0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:48.280 In religion, though, Do you do you do you believe 0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:52.960 that sending that slutty Christmas message was was sacrilegious? 0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:56.640 Okay? If there's a God out there, right, do you 0:52:56.719 --> 0:52:59.319 really think he's going to care about just one little 0:52:59.400 --> 0:53:00.960 message exactly? 0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:01.160 He? 0:53:01.719 --> 0:53:03.480 I think he can handle it. I think he can 0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:08.839 handle it. I look, you know, fight back against your grandparents, 0:53:08.920 --> 0:53:11.759 the way that you fought back against my bullshit? You know, 0:53:12.800 --> 0:53:14.240 I want I want to be the part you gotta 0:53:14.280 --> 0:53:16.600 tell your grand you gotta tell your fuck there was 0:53:16.640 --> 0:53:19.839 a there's a fucking quote from like I want to say, 0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:23.040 it's like Marcus Aurelius or someone someone. It's a quote 0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:28.040 someone someone put put put it in my chat it 0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:29.600 was some ship. I don't know if the person who 0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:31.000 even put it in the chat is still here, but 0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:34.600 it's something like, uh, if God is something like God, 0:53:34.680 --> 0:53:34.960 damn it? 0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:35.279 What is it? 0:53:38.320 --> 0:53:41.600 If live a good life? Holy shit? Can someone please 0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:46.040 find me this quote live a good life? Because if 0:53:46.080 --> 0:53:49.319 the gods are just, they will I sound like an 0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:53.600 idiot right now. I don't know what it is. But anyway, anyway, anyway, 0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:58.520 you're probably fine. You're probably going to hell for other reasons, 0:53:58.600 --> 0:53:59.319 but not this one. 0:54:01.080 --> 0:54:04.040 You know, you're probably not wrong. You just you speak 0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:05.719 facts and you can't debate that. 0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:07.040 Well. 0:54:07.400 --> 0:54:10.560 I remember your name, thank you? Oh here it is here. 0:54:10.600 --> 0:54:12.240 It is live a good life. If there are gods 0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:14.520 and there just then they will not care how the 0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:16.960 value you have been, but will welcome you based on 0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:19.400 the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods 0:54:19.480 --> 0:54:23.160 but unjust, you should not want to worship them. And 0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:25.120 I think of God that gets pissed off of you 0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:30.800 for sent for being a little slutty hoe on Christmass. 0:54:34.080 --> 0:54:35.080 You can I say one more thing? 0:54:35.640 --> 0:54:35.920 Please? 0:54:36.960 --> 0:54:39.279 My mom would be like your grandma's probably crying right 0:54:39.360 --> 0:54:41.840 now reading that, and then like I was reading it 0:54:41.960 --> 0:54:47.280 but trying to cry. I was like, merry Christmas, bloody speech, 0:54:49.120 --> 0:54:51.520 but I just thoughted laughing arter and I felt worse. 0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:55.880 Just imagine my grandma cried. Reading that text made me 0:54:56.040 --> 0:54:58.080 laugh more and I feel terrible. 0:54:57.800 --> 0:55:02.040 For that did one man. One man's frosty com is 0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:04.760 another grandma's tears. 0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:09.080 One man's crusty comes, another grandma tears. 0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:12.600 Marcus Royals also he He also said that. 0:55:16.080 --> 0:55:17.960 You know, I'm glad that I got to speak to you, 0:55:19.760 --> 0:55:20.160 speak to you. 0:55:20.719 --> 0:55:24.239 Thank you, thank you man. I appreciate that man, thank you, 0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:27.360 thank you for for for sharing. And uh, you know 0:55:27.680 --> 0:55:29.799 you gotta have a long hard talk with your grandparents 0:55:29.880 --> 0:55:31.440 and I'm gonna I'm gonna let you go get. 0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:34.000 To that, all right. I appreciate man. Have a great 0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:36.640 name too. 0:55:40.120 --> 0:55:42.279 All from Michael. 0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:48.320 Michael. Hello, Hello Michael. 0:55:48.360 --> 0:55:48.960 How are you dude? 0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:52.879 I am ecstatic that I'm able to get in That's 0:55:53.040 --> 0:55:53.760 I'm so happy. 0:55:56.719 --> 0:56:00.160 What do you have a lot of things that make 0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:01.760 you happy on a regular basis? 0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:04.520 I like to think I do. I try to live 0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:07.319 a pretty joyful life. That's why nice question is sort 0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:09.360 of difficult because I don't really get in too many fights. 0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:12.400 Oh you don't get into too many fights. Oh so, 0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:14.399 I so did you call it with the fight story? 0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:16.960 Because I'm very curious to hear the fight story from 0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:19.600 a guy who doesn't get into too many fights, because 0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:21.400 I can tell that you're a benevolent soul, and I 0:56:21.520 --> 0:56:25.000 want to hear you know what sort of treacherous, horrible 0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:27.000 things someone had to do to you to set you off. 0:56:28.400 --> 0:56:30.719 No, the worst thing that's happened to me, unfortunately, is 0:56:30.760 --> 0:56:34.680 just family fights, no verbal, verbal putting them in their 0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:36.960 place type of things. I've never gone to a physical fight. 0:56:37.000 --> 0:56:38.000 I'm sort of the spling. 0:56:38.120 --> 0:56:41.400 I like to say, okay, of some verbal fights, what 0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:42.680 do you what do you? What do you get into 0:56:42.719 --> 0:56:45.600 these verbal fights about well. 0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:48.520 You know, sometimes parents that get a little uh, a 0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:51.240 little crazy in front of the siblings. You gotta gotta 0:56:51.280 --> 0:56:53.759 really join in there. And I like to think of 0:56:53.840 --> 0:56:55.240 sort of the doctor Phil of the family. 0:56:55.840 --> 0:56:56.440 Like you know. 0:56:56.960 --> 0:56:59.279 That's why I really like what you do, because I 0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:02.640 feel like you of free advice to people that really 0:57:02.719 --> 0:57:05.560 need it, even though you know it's just sort of 0:57:05.600 --> 0:57:06.120 being nice. 0:57:06.520 --> 0:57:09.399 Now, when you say join in because your family's put 0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:11.879 hiling on your sibling, you made it sound like you're 0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:14.480 joining in to also pile on to your sibling or 0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:18.160 are you joining you're joining in as a mediator more 0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:19.040 more of a mediator. 0:57:19.040 --> 0:57:20.919 I would never I would never try to like bag 0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:24.360 onto my siblings because I hate that shit. Never never 0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:25.880 want to put someone in the corner that they can't 0:57:25.880 --> 0:57:26.240 get out of. 0:57:26.480 --> 0:57:28.640 Okay, all right, you're a both sized kind of guy. 0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:31.640 I respect that. Uh Now, can I can I hear 0:57:31.680 --> 0:57:36.600 an example of like a recent or or it doesn't 0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:38.480 even have to be recent, but you know anything that 0:57:38.560 --> 0:57:40.720 you can pull from your memory of a time in 0:57:40.800 --> 0:57:44.880 which you had to mediate a verbal altercation for your family. 0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:46.120 Oh? 0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:49.000 Absolutely if this one sticks with me quite often, it's 0:57:49.040 --> 0:57:50.800 one of those one of those things that keeps me 0:57:50.880 --> 0:57:54.520 awake for night sometimes. But one night, my parents really 0:57:54.760 --> 0:57:57.000 they got into it. I think my mom was a 0:57:57.080 --> 0:57:59.600 little under the influence of some alcoholic beverages, you know, 0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:03.080 as a catalyst, but h my dad decided to go 0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:05.040 a little overboard throw one of the bottles at her, 0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:07.720 and they just got into an immediate screaming match. And 0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:10.640 me and my brother were sitting there and the minute 0:58:10.640 --> 0:58:13.720 I saw my dad like, like, bring the bottle out, 0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:15.400 I knew it was going to go down. So I 0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:18.160 bargain there and I started like screaming as no can't, 0:58:18.280 --> 0:58:20.760 like why are you doing this? My mom like starts 0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:23.120 to like try and lead as it Truly it's it's 0:58:23.120 --> 0:58:26.000 actually a traumatic when I think about it. But yeah, 0:58:26.360 --> 0:58:28.800 I like to think that I was sitting there because 0:58:28.840 --> 0:58:31.880 I interjected. I stopped a lot of things that could 0:58:31.920 --> 0:58:36.560 have really went down because of just showing that parents 0:58:36.640 --> 0:58:39.760 that like Peo both care about their marriage just as 0:58:39.840 --> 0:58:41.240 much as they do type of thing. 0:58:43.120 --> 0:58:47.400 Now, I in your attempts to mediate, you know, when 0:58:47.440 --> 0:58:50.240 you're dealing with, you know, family that might be under 0:58:50.280 --> 0:58:52.920 the influence. I mean, did anyone ever try to did 0:58:53.320 --> 0:58:57.440 did attempts to mediate ever? You know lead to attacks 0:58:57.480 --> 0:58:59.400 against you? You know, I've had that happens a lot. 0:58:59.400 --> 0:59:00.960 You know, you try to get in between a fight 0:59:01.280 --> 0:59:03.000 and then you end up getting a punch thrown at you. 0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:07.240 Luckily, our fam we're not really like a violent, like 0:59:07.320 --> 0:59:10.880 physical family. There's never really been any in that sort, 0:59:10.920 --> 0:59:13.520 in that sense of the way. But no, I don't 0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:16.360 think anything's ever been directed to me because I like 0:59:16.480 --> 0:59:18.680 to I like to say pretty close to the middle, 0:59:18.720 --> 0:59:21.400 where even if I do step in step a little 0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:24.560 out of the lines they so it's just putting back like, 0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:27.160 uh whatever, Okay. 0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:29.160 So you've got so in the in the in sort 0:59:29.200 --> 0:59:36.320 of the the the martial art of verbal altercation. You've 0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:38.600 got a good sense of positioning. 0:59:39.000 --> 0:59:41.200 To actually, I like to that's a very good way 0:59:41.280 --> 0:59:43.400 put at Actually absolutely. 0:59:44.880 --> 0:59:47.360 What's your method? What's do you have? Like a little 0:59:47.560 --> 0:59:49.720 speech that you give about you get in the middle 0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:54.200 and you're like, hey, guys, we're all family Leviticus whatever, 0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:55.880 you read a Bible verse. What do you do? 0:59:57.760 --> 1:00:01.440 I'm sort of like I like to microanalyze all the time. 1:00:01.600 --> 1:00:03.280 I like to sort of stay in my head, really 1:00:03.600 --> 1:00:05.040 like to analyze what people are doing. 1:00:05.160 --> 1:00:07.120 So when things do get serious. 1:00:06.800 --> 1:00:08.760 I'm able to sort of pull out little things that 1:00:08.880 --> 1:00:11.680 really hit home, things that are show how much I 1:00:11.840 --> 1:00:13.840 really care for them, how much everyone else really cares 1:00:13.840 --> 1:00:15.920 for them. And I like to think that when you 1:00:16.040 --> 1:00:18.120 say the right thing at the right time, it really 1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:21.040 does have an impact on people's mental states. 1:00:24.400 --> 1:00:26.600 I know this might be hard to find something specific, 1:00:26.680 --> 1:00:29.360 but can can you maybe think of like something specific 1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:33.080 that you've said to your family members that you know 1:00:33.400 --> 1:00:35.480 have have gotten them to stop in their tracks and 1:00:35.640 --> 1:00:36.520 think about what they're doing. 1:00:38.000 --> 1:00:41.920 Well, in that same like altercation. One one example that 1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:43.400 I brought up is that we have a very big 1:00:43.840 --> 1:00:47.840 group of family friends and I genuinely feel that they 1:00:47.920 --> 1:00:50.520 are the best parents out of all those groups. Every 1:00:50.560 --> 1:00:52.640 single one of those family members that we hang out 1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:55.960 with and has problems that our family does not have, 1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:58.960 and I have. I like to remind them that multiple 1:00:59.000 --> 1:01:01.720 times because of how grateful I am, how they raised 1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:03.840 me my brother, and how much they've given me and 1:01:03.880 --> 1:01:04.120 all that. 1:01:05.720 --> 1:01:07.920 Respect. Man, respect, what would you say your name was? 1:01:09.240 --> 1:01:10.040 My name is Michael. 1:01:10.640 --> 1:01:13.760 Michael. Well, listen, Michael, look you know at the beginning, 1:01:13.800 --> 1:01:15.800 at the beginning, you know, look, it's it's a brave 1:01:15.920 --> 1:01:19.360 it's a brave thing to do, you know, standing up 1:01:19.400 --> 1:01:21.400 for your siblings and trying to keep the peace. So 1:01:21.640 --> 1:01:23.800 we respect you for doing that. Man, Thank you, Thank 1:01:23.840 --> 1:01:26.200 you for calling in, and then you know, props for 1:01:26.320 --> 1:01:29.960 what you do with you for your family, my friend, No, thank. 1:01:29.840 --> 1:01:31.760 You so much for talking to me. I'm like I said, 1:01:31.800 --> 1:01:33.320 I was so happy to be able to call in. 1:01:33.560 --> 1:01:35.960 Glad I was first on the line. I hope you 1:01:36.040 --> 1:01:37.400 have their wonderful rest of the streams. 1:01:38.400 --> 1:01:40.760 Thank you, man, I appreciate you. You appreciate you calling 1:01:40.840 --> 1:01:43.880 in and give you give your best to my folks, 1:01:44.640 --> 1:01:48.640 you know, tell them, tell them that therapy gecko says 1:01:48.680 --> 1:01:50.760 that we should all get along. That'll make them stop 1:01:50.880 --> 1:01:52.840 in the tracks and be like, well, if the therapy 1:01:52.840 --> 1:01:55.440 geo says it, then it must be true and then 1:01:55.440 --> 1:02:00.160 hope at the bottle fighting with that beautiful, beautiful. I 1:02:00.280 --> 1:02:03.120 appreciate you, Michael. You have a good night. You will 1:02:03.200 --> 1:02:05.960 you as well have a good New Year, you too, buddy. 1:02:12.640 --> 1:02:17.640 Respect that it does take that takes guts. It takes 1:02:17.720 --> 1:02:20.640 guts to be a mediator. You know, he really you're 1:02:20.720 --> 1:02:22.560 because you really do. You really have to have that like, 1:02:24.160 --> 1:02:28.600 you know, the the the positioning of the mental the game. 1:02:28.760 --> 1:02:30.240 You know, you want to make sure you're you're, the 1:02:30.400 --> 1:02:33.400 language is all correct so that no one gets, you know, 1:02:33.480 --> 1:02:36.800 feels offended or or or or or you know, like 1:02:37.120 --> 1:02:40.120 like they're being attacked. You know, it's a delicate skill 1:02:40.560 --> 1:02:47.680 that Michael is out there attempting to master. Carlo Carlttle, 1:02:49.120 --> 1:02:49.480 what else? 1:02:49.560 --> 1:02:49.720 Did? 1:02:50.240 --> 1:02:51.200 How's it going? Carlettle? 1:02:51.280 --> 1:02:51.560 My man? 1:02:52.680 --> 1:02:53.200 Are you doing? 1:02:53.640 --> 1:02:54.720 Are you a licensed? 1:02:55.080 --> 1:02:55.200 Uh? 1:02:55.400 --> 1:02:55.680 Get go? 1:03:00.440 --> 1:03:01.960 You don't need a license to be a gecko? 1:03:03.000 --> 1:03:07.160 Oh shit, dude, I wish I knew that thirty years ago, right, 1:03:07.720 --> 1:03:11.000 you would have become a gecko. Absolutely? 1:03:11.400 --> 1:03:13.080 What appeals to you by becoming a gecko? 1:03:14.280 --> 1:03:18.680 It's the lead based paint mostly, you know. 1:03:20.080 --> 1:03:24.080 Here's the thing is your your answer of I wish 1:03:24.080 --> 1:03:25.800 I would have known that thirty years ago. That would 1:03:25.800 --> 1:03:27.160 have been more appropriate if I said that you do 1:03:27.280 --> 1:03:30.400 need a license, because then, yes, you should have needed 1:03:30.400 --> 1:03:31.800 to know that thirty years ago, so you could have 1:03:31.840 --> 1:03:33.600 taken all the time, gotten all the education, done what 1:03:33.640 --> 1:03:35.080 you need to do to get the license. But you're 1:03:35.080 --> 1:03:38.120 actually be encouraged by my answer because now you it 1:03:38.160 --> 1:03:39.760 doesn't matter if you knew that thirty years ago. You 1:03:39.840 --> 1:03:41.360 know it now, so you can go be a gecko 1:03:41.400 --> 1:03:43.600 without a license. You don't need the time. 1:03:45.160 --> 1:03:46.760 I never thought of it like that, man, you know 1:03:46.880 --> 1:03:47.200 it now. 1:03:48.400 --> 1:03:48.600 Wow. 1:03:49.600 --> 1:03:51.240 So I've been some fights. You want to hear about them? 1:03:51.240 --> 1:03:52.160 Which one you want to hear about? 1:03:52.320 --> 1:03:56.080 Of course? Well give me in What are my options? Uh? 1:03:57.000 --> 1:03:58.240 I'll just say you what my first one? 1:04:00.320 --> 1:04:00.480 Uh? 1:04:02.080 --> 1:04:09.560 I started young. I was in uh kindergarten and this 1:04:09.680 --> 1:04:11.360 kid kissed me off. I didn't even like him. I 1:04:11.440 --> 1:04:13.880 think he was calling. I don't know why I didn't 1:04:14.000 --> 1:04:16.960 like him. I didn't like him though, and uh, one 1:04:17.000 --> 1:04:19.040 time I saw him. This is my first fight ever. 1:04:19.480 --> 1:04:21.640 One time I saw him went into the bathroom and 1:04:21.840 --> 1:04:25.120 I was like, hey, teacher, I need to go. So 1:04:25.200 --> 1:04:28.520 I got the bathroom pass and I went in after calling, 1:04:29.760 --> 1:04:33.440 and uh I saw he was taking a poop. So 1:04:33.600 --> 1:04:36.320 I did what any man who doesn't like another man does, 1:04:36.400 --> 1:04:39.000 and I went over and I knocked on the staw 1:04:39.120 --> 1:04:41.440 door and he did it obviously, you know, I didn't 1:04:41.640 --> 1:04:46.440 didn't open up, so I, uh I kind of pushed 1:04:46.440 --> 1:04:49.200 on it a little and to my surprise, it popped open, 1:04:51.320 --> 1:04:55.160 and uh I kind of hesitated, and I was like, oh, 1:04:55.280 --> 1:04:58.600 here we are, and I started punching him a little 1:04:58.600 --> 1:05:00.600 bit while he was sitting down to this is this 1:05:00.760 --> 1:05:04.760 is totally a true story. Uh, and uh I punched 1:05:04.880 --> 1:05:09.880 them pretty pretty good, you know. Uh, not much you 1:05:09.920 --> 1:05:12.960 can do when a man's proving well from from his perspective. 1:05:14.160 --> 1:05:16.000 And then I walked down and I thought like nothing 1:05:16.080 --> 1:05:19.200 was gonna happen. My journal was pumping and went back 1:05:19.200 --> 1:05:21.960 to the classroom and do within like thirty seconds, I 1:05:22.040 --> 1:05:23.520 felt like I was in the principal office and my 1:05:23.640 --> 1:05:28.280 mom's coming up. But uh, yeah, that was my first fight. 1:05:29.360 --> 1:05:32.919 That was that was not a fight. Did he fight? 1:05:33.360 --> 1:05:38.400 Did he fight back? No, that was a that was 1:05:38.480 --> 1:05:40.200 a that was a coordinated attack. 1:05:41.600 --> 1:05:43.960 So let me ask you something. So you have c 1:05:44.160 --> 1:05:49.080 fight when uh, when two fighters start by the. 1:05:49.080 --> 1:05:51.080 Way, that brings me back to like the take I've 1:05:51.240 --> 1:05:55.760 I've always forgotten this because I haven't. I think this 1:05:55.880 --> 1:05:57.600 is this is a huge tangent. But one of the 1:05:57.760 --> 1:06:00.720 greatest things about twenty twenty is that I have not 1:06:00.960 --> 1:06:04.240 had to use a public restroom the entire year. And 1:06:04.360 --> 1:06:06.840 you've sort of brought me back to like being in 1:06:07.920 --> 1:06:11.400 like a ship, like a public school, and be like 1:06:12.400 --> 1:06:14.640 sitting down to take a ship and then really realizing 1:06:14.680 --> 1:06:18.520 that the block is like only only so you have 1:06:18.600 --> 1:06:20.840 to forward and keep it. 1:06:22.160 --> 1:06:25.000 Yeah, shut up, you have to you have to you 1:06:25.080 --> 1:06:25.960 have to have. 1:06:26.200 --> 1:06:28.200 That's terrifying for to hold it. 1:06:28.480 --> 1:06:30.840 Yeah yeah, yeah. 1:06:31.680 --> 1:06:35.360 Then the the UFC, what were you gonna say, I'll. 1:06:35.240 --> 1:06:37.000 Come back to the two seconds. I hate the stalls 1:06:37.000 --> 1:06:39.000 that have the massive gaps where you don't even have 1:06:39.040 --> 1:06:40.520 to use the story. You can just walk into the 1:06:40.600 --> 1:06:48.920 gap in a public stalls. Yeah, yeah, big large gaps. 1:06:50.480 --> 1:06:52.400 I'm gonna say. So you said that's on a fight. 1:06:52.560 --> 1:06:54.840 So in a in a UFC fight, if it's two 1:06:54.880 --> 1:06:59.400 people and within the first you know, five seconds, opponent 1:06:59.480 --> 1:07:02.160 one knocks out opponent two, without opponent two even touching 1:07:02.160 --> 1:07:05.360 opponent one, is that not a fight? Or if you 1:07:05.440 --> 1:07:06.600 have a guy just lose quickly? 1:07:07.120 --> 1:07:11.040 If I was if yeah, if you're in the UFC, 1:07:11.640 --> 1:07:15.320 if a man is walking down the street or or 1:07:15.640 --> 1:07:21.600 or perhaps on the toilet and another man comes in, 1:07:21.680 --> 1:07:24.360 I can literally just use another man comes into the 1:07:24.440 --> 1:07:28.240 toilet and starts beating them up. Was that not a fight? 1:07:30.720 --> 1:07:31.840 Well, that that was a fight? 1:07:31.960 --> 1:07:35.880 Yeah? How's that not a fight? 1:07:38.200 --> 1:07:40.760 I don't know, I think. I Look, I actually I 1:07:40.800 --> 1:07:43.320 didn't research what the definition of a fight. I didn't 1:07:43.520 --> 1:07:45.640 fully you know. Look by the look, I'm not saying 1:07:45.800 --> 1:07:49.240 I'm not saying you, well you did you did something 1:07:49.240 --> 1:07:50.960 wrong in the situation. I'm not saying that you are 1:07:51.080 --> 1:07:55.480 incorrect with this call. Because I didn't do the liberty 1:07:55.520 --> 1:07:58.840 of personally defining what a fight is. I'm now realizing 1:07:58.920 --> 1:08:02.240 that it is open to intertation. But I don't believe 1:08:02.240 --> 1:08:05.800 that that is a fight. I would consider that an assault. 1:08:06.800 --> 1:08:09.880 You're your definition of a fight is if they're the 1:08:09.960 --> 1:08:11.240 person is aware. 1:08:11.240 --> 1:08:11.880 And H. 1:08:13.560 --> 1:08:17.479 I despise the UFC example because there is so much 1:08:19.040 --> 1:08:24.280 agreeing that both people have done to be where they 1:08:24.360 --> 1:08:29.120 are in that fight there, and there is so there 1:08:29.200 --> 1:08:33.080 is so little agreement on behalf of the kid that 1:08:33.200 --> 1:08:36.839 you you beat up in kindergarten to be in that situation? 1:08:37.920 --> 1:08:41.280 Yeah, what if he knew he had to come in? 1:08:45.880 --> 1:08:46.040 Let me? 1:08:46.200 --> 1:08:49.360 What's the what's what's the second way? You told me 1:08:49.439 --> 1:08:50.680 you had to You told me you. 1:08:50.720 --> 1:08:50.960 Had to. 1:08:52.720 --> 1:08:53.920 I never said I had to you. I said I 1:08:53.960 --> 1:08:56.479 had a couple. The second one, I don't remember which 1:08:56.520 --> 1:08:56.960 one happened. 1:08:57.040 --> 1:08:57.519 A couple. 1:08:59.120 --> 1:09:01.400 You don't know, Okay, now I think you don't. 1:09:01.840 --> 1:09:02.120 I don't know. 1:09:02.240 --> 1:09:08.080 You understand because because a fight needs two people, A 1:09:08.160 --> 1:09:12.240 fight needs a couple of people. What's the other the 1:09:12.280 --> 1:09:13.719 other story? Because I'm gonna get into. 1:09:13.560 --> 1:09:14.040 A whole. 1:09:15.600 --> 1:09:19.559 All right. Uh the second one is my last second one, 1:09:19.920 --> 1:09:24.479 I guess is jumping to high school and I, Uh, 1:09:25.720 --> 1:09:29.560 I didn't fight for a long time between like it 1:09:29.640 --> 1:09:34.280 was like early middle school to high school, and uh, 1:09:35.240 --> 1:09:37.360 I didn't like It's kind of the same situation. The 1:09:37.439 --> 1:09:39.720 guy wasn't improving though I didn't like him, and I 1:09:39.800 --> 1:09:42.160 wanted to excuse to fight, just to let that aggression. 1:09:43.160 --> 1:09:48.960 And I needed to find a reason that my mom 1:09:49.000 --> 1:09:50.479 and dad want to be mad at me. I wasn't 1:09:50.880 --> 1:09:54.840 like freshman year or something, so uh. The kid was 1:09:54.880 --> 1:09:57.720 talking ship to me and said, the only reason that 1:09:57.840 --> 1:10:01.559 your dad's drummer's so he can stick Joe sticks up 1:10:01.600 --> 1:10:03.720 his ass. And I was like, that's that's a good 1:10:03.800 --> 1:10:05.519 enough reason that he won't be mad at me at home. 1:10:05.720 --> 1:10:11.720 So I decked him right there in class, and it 1:10:11.880 --> 1:10:13.920 was very uneventful and I didn't really get the thrill 1:10:13.960 --> 1:10:16.080 I was hoping. And that was actually my last fight, 1:10:16.520 --> 1:10:20.720 and I did get in trouble at home. But no, 1:10:20.880 --> 1:10:21.559 I don't. 1:10:22.200 --> 1:10:22.640 I don't know. 1:10:23.000 --> 1:10:28.240 I haven't fought since then. And too and too and 1:10:28.360 --> 1:10:29.400 too much of a pussy Now. 1:10:29.920 --> 1:10:35.600 Those are both both, those are both not fights. I 1:10:36.120 --> 1:10:39.040 would I wouldn't. I would classify neither of those as fights, 1:10:41.479 --> 1:10:46.680 just assault. I think there were results. It's hard for you. 1:10:46.920 --> 1:10:48.599 I think it's hard for you to say that because 1:10:48.640 --> 1:10:53.479 it's hard because saying saying I assaulted someone is different 1:10:53.520 --> 1:10:55.639 from is a lot different from saying I got into 1:10:55.680 --> 1:10:58.919 a fight. But but those were assaults. 1:11:00.640 --> 1:11:01.400 Mm hmmm. 1:11:03.280 --> 1:11:05.160 Mmm, how old. 1:11:04.960 --> 1:11:05.400 Are you now? 1:11:05.479 --> 1:11:06.880 How long ago was all this stuff? 1:11:08.600 --> 1:11:08.720 Uh? 1:11:09.160 --> 1:11:12.160 Well, the last one was freshman year, so about fifteen 1:11:12.240 --> 1:11:12.639 years ago. 1:11:13.520 --> 1:11:16.759 Okay, all right, it's just been fifteen years and you haven't. 1:11:17.760 --> 1:11:20.960 No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not openly assaulting people anymore. 1:11:21.320 --> 1:11:23.639 Good. I didn't think you were. I don't think you were. 1:11:23.800 --> 1:11:24.120 I don't. 1:11:24.240 --> 1:11:24.479 Look. 1:11:24.680 --> 1:11:29.760 I can forgive you for what you did in kindergarten, 1:11:29.920 --> 1:11:32.880 you know, I I I But I mean, it's not 1:11:33.040 --> 1:11:36.040 up for me. It's that's up to Jesus. You're saying, 1:11:36.200 --> 1:11:42.760 or whoever it is, face to Jesus. Did you're gonna 1:11:42.760 --> 1:11:48.479 get You're gonna get megaband from from all the Jesus stuff. 1:11:48.520 --> 1:11:49.360 You can't be you can't. 1:11:50.640 --> 1:11:51.960 You can't. 1:11:52.040 --> 1:11:53.799 You can't be trying to pick a fight with Jesus. 1:11:53.920 --> 1:11:54.080 Man. 1:11:56.160 --> 1:11:57.080 Let me ask you something. 1:11:57.680 --> 1:12:01.719 Sure you that punch Jesus if you had the chance. 1:12:02.920 --> 1:12:03.599 What do you mean? 1:12:03.880 --> 1:12:06.320 No, I wouldn't punch Jesus if I had the chance. 1:12:09.200 --> 1:12:13.880 You're making it. You're making it sound like it's like 1:12:14.000 --> 1:12:16.520 a it's like an opportunity. 1:12:17.320 --> 1:12:17.559 Do you. 1:12:19.560 --> 1:12:20.920 Think you'd make it into the Bible. 1:12:23.000 --> 1:12:24.920 They're not writing a new one anytime soon. 1:12:25.720 --> 1:12:28.720 No, I mean like, I'm not talking about if he 1:12:28.880 --> 1:12:29.519 was to come back. 1:12:29.560 --> 1:12:32.160 I'm talking about would you make it into the Bible 1:12:32.160 --> 1:12:35.280 if I punched you? If I assaulted Jesus. 1:12:35.600 --> 1:12:39.439 Fact, do you think that they would have written you in? 1:12:41.720 --> 1:12:46.000 Okay, now, now you've made it a little bit more interesting, right. 1:12:46.120 --> 1:12:47.680 But I don't want But I wouldn't want I don 1:12:47.760 --> 1:12:49.599 wouldn't want that I would Why would I? Why would 1:12:49.640 --> 1:12:51.000 I even want that? Though? Why would I want to 1:12:51.040 --> 1:12:54.479 be immortalized in the Bible as the guy who punched Jesus. 1:12:55.160 --> 1:12:59.320 I'd rather be a f The's far worst thing that 1:12:59.360 --> 1:13:01.320 happened to Jesus is in that book than him getting 1:13:01.360 --> 1:13:03.080 decked in the face randomly in the desert. 1:13:03.760 --> 1:13:06.840 There are But I don't want to be known for 1:13:06.920 --> 1:13:08.679 any of the bad things that happened to Jesus. 1:13:09.760 --> 1:13:11.320 What would you want to do to be in the Bible? 1:13:11.800 --> 1:13:13.160 To be written into a chapter. 1:13:13.600 --> 1:13:15.840 I would love to be the I'd love to be 1:13:15.960 --> 1:13:18.639 the burning bush. I'd love to be the I would 1:13:18.680 --> 1:13:20.560 love to you know, I'd actually love to be I 1:13:20.600 --> 1:13:24.200 would love to be like Jesus. I don't I've never 1:13:24.280 --> 1:13:27.680 read the Bible. I'm Jewish, but I'd love to be 1:13:28.880 --> 1:13:32.800 the like I don't know, whatever part, whatever arc of 1:13:33.000 --> 1:13:35.439 the whatever point in Jesus arc rres down his luck. 1:13:35.479 --> 1:13:39.120 I'd love to be a lizard that comes to life 1:13:39.160 --> 1:13:41.760 and starts talking to him and tells him the right. 1:13:41.720 --> 1:13:42.080 Thing to do. 1:13:42.240 --> 1:13:44.280 And I'd want to and I'd want a drawing of 1:13:44.520 --> 1:13:51.240 of of me as as Saint Lizard immortalized in the Bible. 1:13:51.280 --> 1:13:52.599 I don't want to be the guy that punches him 1:13:52.600 --> 1:13:53.000 in the face. 1:13:54.200 --> 1:13:57.479 No, that's respectable. I I you know, honestly, I would. 1:13:57.640 --> 1:13:59.800 I would agree at the end of the day, all jokes, 1:14:00.040 --> 1:14:05.400 I would want to be in Bible day, in Bible 1:14:05.479 --> 1:14:08.200 days and current days. Really, I want to be remembered 1:14:08.240 --> 1:14:11.639 as a as a get go like person who comes 1:14:11.640 --> 1:14:14.360 to life and gives gives people wisdom. You know, I 1:14:14.439 --> 1:14:15.400 think everybody would. 1:14:15.680 --> 1:14:18.200 Would you say your name was Carlo? 1:14:18.280 --> 1:14:22.080 That's a lie, but over this live ship or whatever 1:14:22.120 --> 1:14:22.960 that Yeah. 1:14:22.880 --> 1:14:26.240 Yeah, we know we heard the last guy, Carlito. What's up, dude, 1:14:27.439 --> 1:14:29.280 I'm very happy to hear that. 1:14:29.520 --> 1:14:29.640 All. 1:14:29.880 --> 1:14:33.240 You know, look, all jokes aside that underneath everything you 1:14:33.400 --> 1:14:37.799 you wouldn't punch Jesus. I mean maybe it gives me comfort. 1:14:38.320 --> 1:14:39.439 I know you maybe would too. 1:14:40.000 --> 1:14:45.439 Yeah, but I appreciate and I hope you had a 1:14:45.479 --> 1:14:47.320 really good Christmas and I hope you have a really, really, 1:14:47.360 --> 1:14:48.559 really successful New Year. 1:14:48.960 --> 1:14:51.160 Thank you, Thank you, my friend, you as well appreciate you. 1:14:52.160 --> 1:14:53.599 Thanks brother, take care. 1:14:56.520 --> 1:14:58.479 Call from mark. 1:15:00.240 --> 1:15:03.200 Tix step Mark in a minute. What's what's the most 1:15:03.200 --> 1:15:04.640 embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? 1:15:06.600 --> 1:15:11.920 Okay, I would say probably one of the most embarrassing 1:15:11.960 --> 1:15:14.840 things to ever happened to me is you were just like, 1:15:15.000 --> 1:15:16.519 jack off, clean it off on the shirt. 1:15:18.760 --> 1:15:20.760 I I've done, not maybe not my shirt, but I've 1:15:20.800 --> 1:15:21.519 done it with underwear. 1:15:21.600 --> 1:15:25.720 Yeah, okay, Well, uh, sometimes when I jack off, I'll 1:15:25.800 --> 1:15:27.280 just you know, like wipe it up with a shirt. 1:15:28.080 --> 1:15:31.160 And uh one day the following morning, I was running 1:15:31.240 --> 1:15:34.400 late for work and guess what shirt I happened to grab? 1:15:35.000 --> 1:15:38.479 Mmm, so I went, when did you? When did you 1:15:38.600 --> 1:15:38.920 notice it? 1:15:40.360 --> 1:15:43.400 I didn't notice it until about like halfway through a 1:15:43.439 --> 1:15:44.160 ten hour shift. 1:15:45.640 --> 1:15:47.600 Wow, so ten out? What part of the shirt did 1:15:47.600 --> 1:15:48.080 you giz on? 1:15:49.920 --> 1:15:51.599 I think it was on like the shoulder, so it's 1:15:51.600 --> 1:15:52.599 probably pretty visible. 1:15:53.920 --> 1:15:56.439 Well you and your juzzy shoulders. Have a good night, 1:15:56.479 --> 1:15:56.800 my friend. 1:15:57.600 --> 1:15:58.560 Yeah, I will love you. 1:15:58.640 --> 1:15:59.720 GEK love you too. 1:15:59.760 --> 1:16:01.160 Baby all right. 1:16:03.080 --> 1:16:03.240 There. 1:16:03.280 --> 1:16:07.200 Repkept goes on the line, taking your phone calls every night. 1:16:07.520 --> 1:16:10.240 There rethink Kept goes too his eye. He's teaching you 1:16:10.360 --> 1:16:14.240 cloud of your life, but he's not really an expert.