Speaker 1: Call from Mallory to accept press one to send a
Speaker 1: voicement Nally.
Speaker 2: Hi, Sorry, I was wondering how much money you can
Speaker 2: save me on car insurance?
Speaker 3: Is that? Is that?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 5: All right? You got? All right? So now what now?
Speaker 5: What were you? What were you expecting me to do?
Speaker 5: In response to this?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure exactly, I like super drunk. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: What would you like to do? How would you like
Speaker 5: to move forward in this moment that you've created? Or
Speaker 5: were you just abandon it like a coward goes on.
Speaker 6: The line making calls every night, ever, goes to teaching
Speaker 6: you your life.
Speaker 5: An expert.
Speaker 7: Call from Phil.
Speaker 4: Phil, Yo, all right, so I'm gonna tell you a story.
Speaker 4: And I'm I'm here with jewels right now and our
Speaker 4: dog Milow.
Speaker 8: Okay, and like we we we were gonna tell all right.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm about to tell this story.
Speaker 5: To hit me with it. Hit me with it, Phil,
Speaker 5: to give me everything you got.
Speaker 4: Okay, I forget what the last jewels?
Speaker 8: What was the last topic that was? It was like, like.
Speaker 5: Forget about it. It happened. The topic is over the top.
Speaker 5: Row We're now We're now on the phone you and
Speaker 5: me Phil, and I need you to tell me this
Speaker 5: story right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, So when I was a young book probably like
Speaker 4: fourth grade, I was a total menace. Like I had
Speaker 4: some problems. Yeah, And so one day we had a
Speaker 4: babysit over and it was difficult finding. My parents had
Speaker 4: trouble finding babysitters because we'd always terrorized them.
Speaker 3: And so.
Speaker 4: We had our next door neighbor over. You know, she
Speaker 4: was a couple of years older.
Speaker 7: And yo, so.
Speaker 4: I wanted to freak her out. So I ended up
Speaker 4: uh you know, so we had a we had a
Speaker 4: family dog, Jesse Rest in Peace, and I so I
Speaker 4: put I put jelly on my like like strawberry jelly
Speaker 4: on my nutsack, and I let I let my dog
Speaker 4: lick it off in front of in front of the babysitter.
Speaker 8: And this this like.
Speaker 4: Terrified her and my my brother was like cracking the
Speaker 4: fuck up. But like so like she ran out of
Speaker 4: the house and ran back to her her next door
Speaker 4: you know, back to her she was literally the next
Speaker 4: door neighbor.
Speaker 8: Uh ran back to her crib.
Speaker 4: And then she ended up telling her mom. So then
Speaker 4: the mom came over and like from my brother, she
Speaker 4: was like you put jelly on your dick and let
Speaker 4: the dog lick it all, and like, you know, I
Speaker 4: was being scolded and I was just like, you know,
Speaker 4: I just started bursting out laughing because you know, she
Speaker 4: was like, you know, forty year old woman, she said, dick,
Speaker 4: and like, yeah, I think I scarred that poor woman
Speaker 4: for life.
Speaker 5: How did you come up with this, this this plan?
Speaker 5: Because you chose you know, this was a prank, but
Speaker 5: it's a very indoor I mean, it's very indirect. You
Speaker 5: chose instead of to pull some kind of a joke
Speaker 5: on your babysitter, you chose to do something shocking that
Speaker 5: would affect her indirectly. How did you get take this plan?
Speaker 4: I think it was just like a very fluid thought,
Speaker 4: Like it was just like an organic thought, like all right,
Speaker 4: Like it wasn't like very complicated. It was, yes, Jules said,
Speaker 4: it's a very pill thought.
Speaker 8: I just don't I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just honestly, I just I don't know, you know,
Speaker 4: to be honest, like I just felt like it. I
Speaker 4: just I don't know. Rest in piece, Jesse, I don't
Speaker 4: know if that was the worst day of her life,
Speaker 4: for the best day of her life gone yeah, dog's gone.
Speaker 4: She lived like twenty years old too.
Speaker 8: That was an old dog.
Speaker 5: I mean how old. You don't think that you had
Speaker 5: something to do with that? Is like how red? How long?
Speaker 5: Because you're doing because if you're just the kind of
Speaker 5: guy who, on a because I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 5: if you're the kind of guy that, on a whim
Speaker 5: paints his nutsack with jelly for his dog to eat it,
Speaker 5: you probably do a lot. I assume that you've done
Speaker 5: a lot of nutsack related impulsive actions. And I would
Speaker 5: not be surprised if you're a nutsack carried with it
Speaker 5: fatal diseases that perhaps not fatal to you, but fatal
Speaker 5: to those who interact with your nutsack and I and
Speaker 5: I would not be surprised if you accidentally killed your dog.
Speaker 4: No, don't say that I'm.
Speaker 5: Here to look. I'm only here to deduce the truth.
Speaker 5: And I'm not sure what the truth is, but you
Speaker 5: have to make certain statements, whether or not they be true,
Speaker 5: in order to get to the truth.
Speaker 4: I think it made her live longer, to be honest,
Speaker 4: because like that that happened. That happened when I.
Speaker 8: Was in like fourth grade, and then he ended up living.
Speaker 4: I guess like like two years after I graduated high school.
Speaker 8: So maybe it was like, you know, maybe it's just.
Speaker 4: Like granted her some kind of like I don't know, you,
Speaker 4: I'm stick around.
Speaker 5: How old was the dog when you did this?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: God? Maybe like probably like six or seven?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 5: You know what, I think made the dog live longer.
Speaker 4: I don't know, that's just a speculation. Probably not, but
Speaker 4: she was probably fucking mortified. But but you know what,
Speaker 4: you know what the babysitter, you know, we didn't talk
Speaker 4: for a couple of years, you know, yeah, she she,
Speaker 4: you know, the mom probably felt some kind of way
Speaker 4: about me.
Speaker 8: But you know, it's funny.
Speaker 5: Because like, was there ever a moment of reconciliation between
Speaker 5: you guys? Did it ever happened? Was there ever any closure?
Speaker 4: Hell? Yeah, yo? I used to sell her a weed
Speaker 4: later on when I was older, and her brother too,
Speaker 4: Like they came over and we got high at shit,
Speaker 4: and we never spoke about it ever again. It was
Speaker 4: like I think we just suppressed that thought. My brother,
Speaker 4: my brother is the one who ended up telling like
Speaker 4: my friends about that shit, and like I would turn
Speaker 4: fucking red and be like yo, like why are you
Speaker 4: saying this out loud? But you know I think of like,
Speaker 4: Oh no, I've come to terms.
Speaker 8: That it happened.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: I put jelly on my nuts back and let the
Speaker 4: dog lick it off in front of my fucking babysitter.
Speaker 5: It happened, So I'm you know, Look, nothing makes me
Speaker 5: happier than to hear that this story had a happy ending.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and what do you?
Speaker 5: I mean, what do you do? Now? Let's all right,
Speaker 5: The curtains fade, the credits roll, and then there's a
Speaker 5: little blurb about what happened to you? Shortly, we have
Speaker 5: we have what happened to the dog, the dog dies,
Speaker 5: we have what happens with you guys is, we have
Speaker 5: what happens with the mom. But what happened? What happens
Speaker 5: with you?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 8: I got another dog?
Speaker 5: Did you? Did you?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 5: Did you make that dog lick jelly off your balls too?
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 5: Please don't tell me that laugh means you.
Speaker 4: No, dude, I'm fucking no way, man.
Speaker 8: I would never this lick my son.
Speaker 4: No. Oh oh, Jewels said that she would never let
Speaker 4: that happen.
Speaker 5: I trust Jules. I'm appreciative of you. Tell of of
Speaker 5: of the character development that you have displayed this evening.
Speaker 5: And you know, thank you for calling in. Phil all right,
Speaker 5: I love you. I love you too. You take care.
Speaker 1: A call from Charles.
Speaker 5: Charles. Hey, how are you doing? Charles?
Speaker 10: I'm good.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 10: I've I've been watching you for like two days?
Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, dude, big fan. Thank you, Thank you, maw
Speaker 5: big fan of you too, Charles.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you?
Speaker 5: What what what are you doing right now?
Speaker 10: I was watching college football, but then I saw that
Speaker 10: you were on, so I figured i'd give you a call.
Speaker 5: How are they doing? Is that is college I was
Speaker 5: surprised when I learned that college football was still on.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it uh.
Speaker 10: I think it ends kind of some time in January.
Speaker 5: Charles. I have a question for you.
Speaker 10: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Speaker 10: I'm so glad that you asked. So it was when
Speaker 10: I lost my virginity.
Speaker 5: HM tell us.
Speaker 11: So I was.
Speaker 7: I was sixteen years.
Speaker 10: Old, and it was a Friday night and we were
Speaker 10: talking about it. But I was on the football team
Speaker 10: and our team was just so terrible, right, Like, we
Speaker 10: had lost all of our games. And on the last
Speaker 10: night of the season. We ended up winning and it
Speaker 10: was huge. Everyone was so excited. There was an after party.
Speaker 10: We went to the after party and we were drinking
Speaker 10: and having a good time. I was sixteen. I was,
Speaker 10: you know, as a sophomore. I was underclassman. I was
Speaker 10: just kind of be seen, you know, speak when spoken
Speaker 10: to right, just kind of hang out right. And a
Speaker 10: girl said, I'm gonna be in this room over here,
Speaker 10: and if anyone on the football team wants to fuck me,
Speaker 10: just get in line and go ahead. And I was
Speaker 10: sixteen at the time, and I was like, man, that
Speaker 10: is crazy. I've you know, I've been wanting to lose
Speaker 10: my virginity forever and here's this like angel basically just
Speaker 10: offering it. Right. So I get in line and I'm
Speaker 10: I'm probably like seventh in line, i'd say. And I'm
Speaker 10: sitting there and i am just I'm hard.
Speaker 11: It can be like.
Speaker 10: I'm just throbbing, throbbing hard, and the line is just progressing,
Speaker 10: you know, a little bit out, a little bit, and
Speaker 10: you know, it's just God, It's like every step I
Speaker 10: take my pants, my pants are just rubbing on it.
Speaker 10: And just I'm I'm like a mess. Just pre come
Speaker 10: all over my shorts everywhere, and it's finally my turn,
Speaker 10: and I'm walking in and she's laying on the bed.
Speaker 7: And you know, she's.
Speaker 10: Naked and her legs or you know, her feet or
Speaker 10: on the bed with her knees bent, and I see
Speaker 10: her pussy and I jizz in my pants and I
Speaker 10: just I'm and everyone saw me go in there, and
Speaker 10: I was only in there for fifteen seconds and I
Speaker 10: had to make a U turn and I walked out
Speaker 10: and I am, my pants are just covered in jizz
Speaker 10: and everyone sees me right, and I earned the nickname
Speaker 10: no Pump Charlie, and I.
Speaker 5: Have to do Charlie. You know what your problem is is, Charlie,
Speaker 5: you felt you you fell for a get you fell
Speaker 5: for sort of a sexual get rich quick scheme. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, I mean think about it like this, you know,
Speaker 5: when you see everyone sort of rushing towards a certain investment,
Speaker 5: you know for using a financial analogy, you know, you
Speaker 5: you you tried to cut corners to lose your virginia.
Speaker 5: You tried to take the shortcut, you know, Yeah, you
Speaker 5: didn't do the long term investment strategy. You know, talk
Speaker 5: to talk talk to some talk to some women. You know,
Speaker 5: find someone you like, form a relationship, you know, the
Speaker 5: long term investment without a power. But you suffered because
Speaker 5: you cause you cut the corners.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then to further your analogy, I mean, for
Speaker 10: the next two years, I was the guy who just
Speaker 10: gizzed in his pants after fifteen seconds. And you know
Speaker 10: that's kind of like going through bankruptcy and you got
Speaker 10: to rebuild your credit and I mean, god, it it
Speaker 10: took me a long time to recover from that.
Speaker 5: You can't. You can't rush it all right, that you can't.
Speaker 5: You saw, you saw an opportunity to lose your virginity quickly.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, the d the playing yourself.
Speaker 10: You know. The worst part was, you know, I'm I'm
Speaker 10: a little bit older. I didn't have a cell phone
Speaker 10: back then. Like I had to just leave the party
Speaker 10: and then like I had to go find a phone
Speaker 10: to like call my dad to come get me, and
Speaker 10: uh yeah, I'm like soaked in jizz and my dad
Speaker 10: has to like find me at a gas station. And
Speaker 10: it was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It was bad.
Speaker 5: You know, I was thinking about telling you the same
Speaker 5: thing I told the guy who puped his pants and
Speaker 5: his mom had to pick him up. But I don't
Speaker 5: know if I don't know if I would say the
Speaker 5: same thing when there's jiz involved. I think jizz makes
Speaker 5: it a little different. But how how old are you now?
Speaker 10: I'm I'm thirty eight, thirty.
Speaker 5: Eight, okay, so it's been about twenty two years.
Speaker 10: It's yeah, it's been twenty two years.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you do you feel like you learned your lesson
Speaker 5: from that moment and you've applied that lesson throughout your life?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 10: Uh, yeah, I mean, you know, full disclosure.
Speaker 12: I mean, no one really knows who I am.
Speaker 10: I mean, I can be open and honest here if.
Speaker 5: Well, please please please, Well, uh.
Speaker 10: I don't think it really matters how long it how
Speaker 10: long you gizz, you know, like it doesn't matter how
Speaker 10: long you last. I mean that's just being efficient. Especially.
Speaker 10: I mean if you, let's say, you lick it before
Speaker 10: you stick it, right, you know, you eat her out
Speaker 10: andre jizz before your penis even comes close to her. Sure,
Speaker 10: I mean you could come in fucking five seconds. She
Speaker 10: doesn't care. She's happy that you did that. And then
Speaker 10: and then on top of it, you know, it's like
Speaker 10: a very flattering thing to a woman when you know her.
Speaker 10: Uh well, first of all, is it okay that that
Speaker 10: I talk like this? I mean, is this okay for
Speaker 10: your audience? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Look a look, all I want from you, Charles, is
Speaker 5: the truth?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 10: Good most women. I mean, if you come and like
Speaker 10: it's funny men think that if you giz in like
Speaker 10: ten seconds, like women are gonna like hate you. But honestly,
Speaker 10: it makes them feel good because it's like makes them
Speaker 10: feel like they're pussy is so good that it makes
Speaker 10: you come faster than any other woman, And that's a
Speaker 10: very flattering thing.
Speaker 5: Look, I think, I look, I'm inclined to I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna say. Look, I mean, everyone's everyone's different. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say any you know, anyone generally likes anything.
Speaker 5: But you know, look, as long as you're making sure
Speaker 5: that you know she's getting what she needs out of
Speaker 5: the experience, you know, then you get what you need.
Speaker 5: Then then you get what you need out of the experience.
Speaker 5: And if what you need out of the experience you
Speaker 5: can get within three seconds, then I look, I agree
Speaker 5: with you just being efficient.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, it's like using
Speaker 10: an electric saw versus a handsong. I mean, it's just
Speaker 10: all about efficiency, you know, once you kind of do
Speaker 10: the thing for her that she wants. I mean, why
Speaker 10: would you spend all day fucking when you could just
Speaker 10: come in like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 5: Well, Charles, it seems like you've done a lot of
Speaker 5: you know, you've gained a lot from this experience, and
Speaker 5: it's and it's defined you know, a bit of a
Speaker 5: bit of who you are. But but it seems like
Speaker 5: you're comfortable with it, and that's what matters the most.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And then you know, if if you
Speaker 10: don't mind not imagine your viewers are kind of on
Speaker 10: the younger side. I'd imagine I'm one of your older ones.
Speaker 10: But uh, you know any young males out there that
Speaker 10: are struggling with premature ejaculation, I mean, just be confident,
Speaker 10: you know. I mean, if you're gonna, if you're gonna
Speaker 10: jizz fast, I mean, if you it's kind of a
Speaker 10: power move, honestly, if you're just like, yeah, fuck I
Speaker 10: giz in fifteen seconds to deal with.
Speaker 5: It, lady, you know what, you know what I I look,
Speaker 5: I know people, I know people are meming on you,
Speaker 5: but actually, look, whatever it is going on, Look, you
Speaker 5: got to own it. I mean, of course, of course,
Speaker 5: not everyone is gonna want someone who Jesus fast, but
Speaker 5: you'll find someone.
Speaker 10: But then again, who with you? Who cares about that?
Speaker 10: You know, life is so short.
Speaker 12: I mean, if if you're if.
Speaker 10: You're a loving person and you have a lot to
Speaker 10: bring to the table. But you know a woman is
Speaker 10: gonna judge you for jizzing fast. I mean, you know,
Speaker 10: fuck her.
Speaker 5: Well, listen, Charles, I'm glad to hear that you've You've
Speaker 5: grown a deep sense of self confidence over the years,
Speaker 5: and I appreciate your vulnerability. And I'll talk to you
Speaker 5: again soon, my friend.
Speaker 7: Awesome.
Speaker 10: Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Happy New Year, Happy New Year, baby. I'll talk to
Speaker 5: you soon.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Call from Dmitri.
Speaker 5: Dmitree, Hi, Leyo, Hello Dmitree.
Speaker 13: How are you today?
Speaker 5: I'm all right. I'm underwater.
Speaker 13: I mean, i'm i'm underwater too. I'm I'm watching the stream,
Speaker 13: I'm I'm with the fish.
Speaker 5: Dmitri. Yes, Wow, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever
Speaker 5: happened to you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 13: Real quick, I guess I have too. The first answer
Speaker 13: I was on Reddit the other day. I don't know
Speaker 13: if you've seen, but there's somebody else that goes as
Speaker 13: a like a green screen gecko, like that's that's their stick. Okay,
Speaker 13: I just it was kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Honestly.
Speaker 13: I know you've been doing this for a while.
Speaker 5: And Dimitri, yes, this isn't about me, This isn't about
Speaker 5: the other geckos. This is about you. And I know
Speaker 5: that you're trying to talk about the other gecko on
Speaker 5: the computer and you're talking about this gecko on the
Speaker 5: computer to you know, stray the conversation away from yourself
Speaker 5: because you're embarrassed at whatever the thing is. But but
Speaker 5: I need you to own up to the embarrassing thing
Speaker 5: that happened to you and keep focused on yourself.
Speaker 13: No, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 5: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to Dimitri?
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess recently, I kind of have a
Speaker 13: weird job. I I pick up people that have passed away,
Speaker 13: and recently I dropped one of them. I was I
Speaker 13: was carrying them and slipped out of my hands and
Speaker 13: I dropped them.
Speaker 5: They slipped out of your hands.
Speaker 13: You say, yeah, no joke, By the way, that's that's
Speaker 13: my job.
Speaker 5: Were your hands norm Were they greasy. Were they particularly
Speaker 5: slippery for any reason? Had you just been eating? Sometimes?
Speaker 5: You usually wear gloves?
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, yeah, I wear gloves for every everyone.
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 3: It gross?
Speaker 5: Okay, were you wearing you? Were you not wearing gloves
Speaker 5: when you dropped this person?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 13: I think that might have been why why they were slippery?
Speaker 5: Why would that be why they are slippery?
Speaker 13: You know, they got the powder on him, the weird
Speaker 13: powder on the gloves.
Speaker 5: Is it isn't isn't the powder that supposed to make
Speaker 5: it not slippery?
Speaker 1: Beats me?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 5: What was your reaction when you dropped this person?
Speaker 13: I said, oh, ship out loud in the middle of
Speaker 13: an old folks home and you had to, you know,
Speaker 13: quietly escort him.
Speaker 5: Ount Did anyone see you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: There are people that worked there saw me. Who's who's
Speaker 13: an ordeal?
Speaker 5: Were you chastised for this? Did anyone.
Speaker 13: A little making fun of I don't. I don't think
Speaker 13: it was too serious.
Speaker 5: Okay, Now what do you think you'll try to do
Speaker 5: in the future? Do you prevent this from happening again?
Speaker 3: I mean obvious?
Speaker 13: First off, hold on tighter, I think a second, Maybe
Speaker 13: take my time, take more time, you know, maybe one
Speaker 13: thing we all need to do. Just slow down, just
Speaker 13: take some more time.
Speaker 5: It's true, definitely something we all need to do. Definitely
Speaker 5: something specifically that people carrying dead people to their graves
Speaker 5: in an attempt to not drop them should do.
Speaker 7: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: You know, look, we all make mistakes. That's probably not
Speaker 5: that bad, right, because he's already dead. It'd be one
Speaker 5: thing if you were transferring someone who would it'd be
Speaker 5: one thing if you were like one of the guys
Speaker 5: with the stretcher, because then if you drop him, you
Speaker 5: make it worse. But it's not you know what, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna voice an unpopular opinion here. Okay, it's what, probably
Speaker 5: wasn't that bad. He's dead, he's not coming back, if
Speaker 5: any if anything, if anything, I think the drop only
Speaker 5: had the potential to possibly bring him back, right because
Speaker 5: you could what if he what if he got dropped
Speaker 5: so hard that he came that he like bounced back
Speaker 5: into the earth.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it restarted his heart and I saved a life.
Speaker 5: So you know what, you know what, Nathan, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go ahead and say that you know, well
Speaker 5: that didn't happen, but it didn't make it worse. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna go ahead and say that you did a neutral thing.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 13: I tend to consider myself like chaotic control, so I
Speaker 13: guess dropping a dead body would fit that.
Speaker 5: Well. Nathan, thank you so much for for bearing your
Speaker 5: soul to us this evening.
Speaker 3: It's Dmitri.
Speaker 5: Actually, oh what I say?
Speaker 13: You said, Nathan. That's okay, though, you can call me
Speaker 13: Nathan if you want.
Speaker 5: Well, Nathan the Matre, I appreciate you calling in.
Speaker 13: And yeah, I appreciate you answering. I've been watching it
Speaker 13: for a while. This is my first time, so thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, thank you so much for for
Speaker 5: for that, and look, good luck in the future. My friend.
Speaker 7: You know I love you.
Speaker 5: I love you two. Whoever that is I was, I
Speaker 5: love you too. Lyle, you take care of my friend,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 3: You as well.
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Speaker 5: All right, back to the calls from Alex. Alex, Hey,
Speaker 5: you can hear it. I can hear you loud and clear.
Speaker 11: Dude, all right, first time call her A long time
Speaker 11: watching My story is a little bit. Yeah, my story
Speaker 11: is a little bit on the opposite side of I
Speaker 11: think it was no pump Chuck.
Speaker 5: That was his name, Chuck. Do you mean Charlotte Charles.
Speaker 11: Charles, Yeah, the chattel Saint Chuck.
Speaker 5: The oh, the opposite side. Okay, tell me about that.
Speaker 11: So I would say it just is embarrassing. But this
Speaker 11: is God. I must have graduated high school maybe a
Speaker 11: year or so nineteen, had no direction in life, pretty
Speaker 11: uh preaty, awkward kid in high school. So I had
Speaker 11: almost zero sexual experience. So like, okay, what do I
Speaker 11: do to remedy this? I know, I'm not going to
Speaker 11: download Tinder like an normal percent. I'm gonna go on
Speaker 11: Craigslist and you meet up with some of the perverted
Speaker 11: people that post on there. Yes, so fast forward, a
Speaker 11: little bit moteling a shitty side of town. Walk in.
Speaker 11: There's a girl there, her husband watching. This is a
Speaker 11: cuckhold situation.
Speaker 5: Did you did you? Okay, did you go in search
Speaker 5: of a cuckhold situation? Or did you show up and
Speaker 5: it happened to be do you? Do you show up
Speaker 5: knowing it was going to be a cuckold situation?
Speaker 11: I knew this was going to be a cuckold situation.
Speaker 5: Okay, you went in search of it.
Speaker 11: I did go in search of this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, all right, so you're at hotel a cuckold situation,
Speaker 5: So yeah.
Speaker 3: Show up.
Speaker 11: The dudes just watching Karate Kid two on TV. I
Speaker 11: remember that very And she's just there sitting on the bed,
Speaker 11: laying already laying down naked, and he.
Speaker 5: Was watched he was watching the Credika two. Why he
Speaker 5: was like ten seconds watching Kardika two look back at
Speaker 5: you guys? Was it? Or was he yeah, watching you
Speaker 5: guys simultaneously alongside the film?
Speaker 11: A little bit of both, a little bit of both.
Speaker 11: It didn't seem like he was all that interested in
Speaker 11: actually watching. So looks the multitasker, m h, I mean yeah,
Speaker 11: I mean he could devote his attemption to two things.
Speaker 11: So I mean that's I'll give him that too, Okay, okay,
Speaker 11: so start going at it. Uh, two guys kind of
Speaker 11: go in and out as we're working on it because
Speaker 11: it's mostly a group thing. So people are coming in,
Speaker 11: people are coming out, and I'm a little paralyzed with
Speaker 11: stress and fear that all my body is just tensed up.
Speaker 11: I nothing's happening. I we keep going, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 11: The two guys have gone and left at this point,
Speaker 11: but my body is not letting me do any just
Speaker 11: I'm paralyzed, and by the end of it, I end
Speaker 11: up pretty much having to They realized my body's not
Speaker 11: going to let me do anything.
Speaker 5: Mm So dude, you know what, you know what this reminds.
Speaker 5: This is the sexual version of having to like take
Speaker 5: a ship and going into a single and going into
Speaker 5: like a single stall restroom and you're constipated and you
Speaker 5: know there's a line outside and you have to ship
Speaker 5: but like you're having trouble doing it. But it's the
Speaker 5: geez version of that.
Speaker 11: Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly on the nose.
Speaker 11: But it didn't really end there after I pretty much
Speaker 11: have to say it I leave, I go to my car,
Speaker 11: and I go, Okay, time to get the fuck out
Speaker 11: of here. This is clearly not the evident I'm supposed
Speaker 11: to be going down. And I realized, oh shit, I
Speaker 11: left my keys in there, but go back. I have
Speaker 11: to awkwardly knock get my keys, go back to my car.
Speaker 11: Oh I left my wallet, and I happened maybe two
Speaker 11: more times, just me forgetting miscellaneous things, having to keep
Speaker 11: going there, get one thing, go back to the car.
Speaker 11: And it was, it.
Speaker 2: Was, it was.
Speaker 11: It was pretty much what would that have been? That
Speaker 11: was pretty much twenty fifteen for me, just wrapped up
Speaker 11: in a nutshell, just a lot of a lot of
Speaker 11: awkward encounters of me trying to find myself, but just that.
Speaker 5: This was This was not the only Craigslist encounter that
Speaker 5: you've had.
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, I don't think I got on
Speaker 11: the Tinder train until like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, well
Speaker 11: after everybody had migrated.
Speaker 5: What what was it?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 5: Do you do you sort of feel like you could
Speaker 5: get into the more alternative sexual endeavors on Craigslist as
Speaker 5: opposed to Tinder.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I think in my mind I was like, Okay,
Speaker 11: I don't have too much experience, so I'm just going
Speaker 11: to dive into the deep end. I'm just gonna go
Speaker 11: into the degeneracy and just just trild by fire it.
Speaker 5: What else did you get into as a result of
Speaker 5: your craigslisting?
Speaker 11: Honestly just showing up to kind of sketching neighborhoods, kind
Speaker 11: of popping in, not knowing anybody's name, and then doing
Speaker 11: my business, leaving and just thinking, holy shit, I could
Speaker 11: have died that time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was Guyasa. Did you ever get like nervous
Speaker 5: about your safety in these situations?
Speaker 11: There was a couple of times, yeah, where it was
Speaker 11: like it was like one AM show two rand the neighborhood.
Speaker 11: It's it's not a very nice neighborhood, but I've already
Speaker 11: begun so far as to drive there, and I'm not
Speaker 11: turning down.
Speaker 5: Damn. Nineteen, I feel like that's kind of young to be,
Speaker 5: you know, going to uh Now, were the other people
Speaker 5: like similar ages or were these older people that were
Speaker 5: participating in the mask cooking?
Speaker 11: Uh now? So whenever we came to the Cutholding, that
Speaker 11: usually was was the early thirties crowd.
Speaker 5: Mm hm, Who is the craziest person that you encountered
Speaker 5: at these events.
Speaker 11: So it's one this is a this is one of
Speaker 11: the particularly shitty hotels. It was just right off of
Speaker 11: the highway. You could tell that this is this is
Speaker 11: this is typically where people go for this kind of
Speaker 11: thing that they're they're bringing hookers. Are they just going
Speaker 11: there just this, you know, smoke crack or just do
Speaker 11: it's it's the general den of degeneracy that you would imagine.
Speaker 11: And I go there and it's just as awkward as
Speaker 11: some of the other encounters. I do my business as
Speaker 11: a girls is it's a really quick thing. But I
Speaker 11: had I had a button up shirt on and uh,
Speaker 11: I didn't take my shirt oscar was just supposed to
Speaker 11: be a quick pants off and do your thing. Go
Speaker 11: And she had fishnuts on, and the buttons from my
Speaker 11: fucking shirt from like a on the the wrist kept
Speaker 11: catching on the fish nets and ripping the fish ripping
Speaker 11: this pearl girls off of her. And then as soon
Speaker 11: as I finished, like within a millisecond, the guy pretty
Speaker 11: much pulls her over and the sloppy seconds just rights
Speaker 11: and right in front of me. Those That was one
Speaker 11: of the weird ones, because I don't know, there's just
Speaker 11: something so real about seeing a guy and getting aroused
Speaker 11: at you, uh, finishing and his girl and then saying, oh,
Speaker 11: I want a piece of that, and now I want
Speaker 11: to I want to be able to get in there
Speaker 11: and just feel everything that's just happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he want He specifically wanted your sloppy seconds.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And do you buy the girl no fish nets?
Speaker 11: Oh? Fuck?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 11: I mean I didn't know any of these people's names
Speaker 11: to begin with.
Speaker 10: So.
Speaker 5: You had to have made you had to have made
Speaker 5: like you make you make any like friends doing this?
Speaker 11: No, I mean it was pretty much all this burner emails.
Speaker 11: So I mean, I mean the only contact information that
Speaker 11: was ever traded was just you know, here's a picture
Speaker 11: of me neck down, meet at this place. That's pretty
Speaker 11: much it.
Speaker 5: And how about now, have you since moved on to
Speaker 5: Tinder meeting up one person?
Speaker 11: Oh? Yeah, I mean now I'm gonna in a pretty
Speaker 11: stable monogamous relationship. So things have calmed down since then.
Speaker 5: Any any itchings to go back or You're not going
Speaker 5: back to Craigslist anytime soon?
Speaker 11: I don't think I'm going back to Chrislas anytime too.
Speaker 11: And I'm pretty sure they actually got rid of that
Speaker 11: section anyway.
Speaker 5: Well, I look, I'm glad you had your fun, you know,
Speaker 5: while it was still up.
Speaker 11: Well, well, I'm glad I provided at least you would
Speaker 11: get stories. Some of the chat doesn't seem to be
Speaker 11: too entertained, but you seem like you had a good time.
Speaker 5: Ah No, my dude, thank you. So would you say
Speaker 5: your name was again? Alex alex Man, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 5: Thank you again for for calling in and letting us
Speaker 5: live vicariously through you so that we don't have to
Speaker 5: go to Craigslist ourselves.
Speaker 11: Yeah, no problem. If anything changes, I'll call back and
Speaker 11: report my finding.
Speaker 5: Oh please do, my friend, I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 11: All right, bye.
Speaker 5: See. I know that before Tinder there was Cragslist, but
Speaker 5: my man went on Craigslist specifically to find himself in
Speaker 5: craigslisty's situations, which I respect, you know. Look, but people
Speaker 5: like Alex, they want more out of life than what
Speaker 5: is presented to them. But he ultimately ended up in
Speaker 5: you know, a stable, mono mis relationship. So maybe he
Speaker 5: thought he wanted something like that, you know, he thought
Speaker 5: he wanted something crazy, But that's his arc. That was
Speaker 5: his story all from worlden.
Speaker 1: Days to accept Press one.
Speaker 5: Will, Hey, how are you will?
Speaker 3: I'm doing pretty good. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why you you most? Why? Why? Why is it?
Speaker 5: What do you mean by that you're gonna be honest?
Speaker 5: Are you a ship? Well? Do you want to lie?
Speaker 3: It's like, I want to let you know up front,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 5: Okay. What what made you feel like you needed to
Speaker 5: you needed to leave that that disclaimer?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I just think some people might
Speaker 3: be a little dishonest sometimes, and I just gonna let
Speaker 3: you know that I'm gonna be.
Speaker 5: Okay, I appreciate that. Uh listen, tell me, well, what's
Speaker 5: what's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Speaker 5: And you're in an entire boodle?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest again.
Speaker 10: I have a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm addicted. Its destiny to you know what that is.
Speaker 5: It's a video game, right, mhmm. You're you're your day
Speaker 5: and you're being you're, you're, you're, you're coming at me
Speaker 5: very seriously, you're very seriously addicted.
Speaker 3: It gets in the way, it gets in the way
Speaker 3: of my schoolwork, and I don't know how to fix
Speaker 3: the problem because every day I wake up and I
Speaker 3: look at my schoolwork, and you know, I'm a winner
Speaker 3: break because I'm in college. But I missed, I missed,
Speaker 3: I missed the mid and luckily I was able to
Speaker 3: make it up. You know, but what can I.
Speaker 10: Do?
Speaker 3: You know how I can fix the problem?
Speaker 10: Have you?
Speaker 5: Have you sought any sort of help on this issue?
Speaker 3: No, necessarily, you're kind of the first person on seeking.
Speaker 3: I came to the realization recently.
Speaker 5: What what was it that made you come to a
Speaker 5: realization that you're addicted?
Speaker 3: After I missed the midterm?
Speaker 5: How many? How many hours of destiny you think you
Speaker 5: play a week?
Speaker 3: Oh? Well, this expansion came I recently, called Beyond Light.
Speaker 3: And when it came out, like steam gives you a
Speaker 3: two week mark, and I checked that and after two
Speaker 3: weeks I had I think it was one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty four hours put in.
Speaker 5: In two weeks. M hm, you know what you I mean,
Speaker 5: you should, you know, consider going to see some sort
Speaker 5: of addiction specialist for this, really, you know, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5: I mean, Look, it's a real you know. Look, you
Speaker 5: can get addicted to anything, you know, just because it's
Speaker 5: video games. Doesn't make it any less of like a
Speaker 5: you know, real addiction.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 10: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Well and what is it What is it that you
Speaker 5: like about? What is it that you like about playing
Speaker 5: Destiny so much?
Speaker 3: It's a whole other world.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. Do you feel like it's like is it
Speaker 5: escapism for you? Do you not like the world that
Speaker 5: you grow?
Speaker 3: Like I said when I called, I was happy, I'm
Speaker 3: good you did.
Speaker 5: I yeah, you did. You did sound happy when you caught.
Speaker 3: So I mean, I'm fine. I love reality, but at
Speaker 3: the same time, video games are cool and like the
Speaker 3: Destiny world itself is so fun to get immersed in,
Speaker 3: so it's easy to get caught up.
Speaker 5: That's like outside of Destiny?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 5: So what is your life like outside of Destiny? Because
Speaker 5: you know, I asked you how your life are going?
Speaker 5: You said it was going good?
Speaker 3: So what are the right now?
Speaker 8: Things around?
Speaker 5: It's making good?
Speaker 3: It's like I just you know, I chow inside, play
Speaker 3: my games, get I work done for school. You know
Speaker 3: everything is pretty much online, and uh yeah that's it.
Speaker 3: I mean you to work, but no work, So just
Speaker 3: been chilling, vibing honestly, So you missed one assignment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just just a midterm, but like it just made me realize,
Speaker 3: like I started tracking my hours, like how much I played.
Speaker 5: What are some thing do you have, like sort of
Speaker 5: an idea of things that you'd like to be doing
Speaker 5: instead of playing Destiny? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's a lot of things I like
Speaker 3: outside of like video games. I have a lot of
Speaker 3: other hobbies.
Speaker 1: Like what.
Speaker 3: Hmm, well, let's see. I like whenever I live in Florida,
Speaker 3: so we don't really have any like we have trails,
Speaker 3: but I like whenever I go up north, I like
Speaker 3: going hiking. I like play volleyball. So I like that
Speaker 3: you played baseball and I was like really young, So
Speaker 3: you play baseball. Uh, Riding bikes pretty fun? Going to
Speaker 3: the gun rangers like world in Florida, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 3: Let's see right now with COVID to do so you
Speaker 3: got like, you.
Speaker 5: Know, look, I'm not I'm not an addiction specialist or
Speaker 5: I'm not in anything at all. I'm a computer gecko man.
Speaker 5: But I do think that you know, in a situation
Speaker 5: like this, when you're trying to get rid of a behavior,
Speaker 5: you know you're going to want to try to replace it.
Speaker 5: With a different behavior, and so it would be good
Speaker 5: for you to like come up with, you know, alternative
Speaker 5: goals of like I almost feel like to get addicted.
Speaker 5: To get unaddicted from something negative, you've got to get
Speaker 5: addicted to something positive, you know, whether that be a
Speaker 5: new project or a different undertaking, or or you know,
Speaker 5: a more active hobby or skill that you attempting to build.
Speaker 5: I know that when you when you think about those
Speaker 5: kinds of things, you know, maybe you're like, oh, the
Speaker 5: idea of sitting down and fucking reading a book or whatever,
Speaker 5: you know, sounds shitty. But you got to find something
Speaker 5: that your version of something that is both productive and
Speaker 5: enjoyable to replace destiny with. Because right now I have
Speaker 5: something that's enjoyable, but it's not productive, and you know
Speaker 5: that's not healthy for you. So I don't know, I mean,
Speaker 5: what sort of well, what do you study in school?
Speaker 3: It t it?
Speaker 5: Okay? What do you what do you think? Are you
Speaker 5: into trying to learn how to code?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, I'm more like the I want to be doctor.
Speaker 3: And through everything, is.
Speaker 5: There stuff that you could do for yourself, like outside
Speaker 5: of just your regular school work, like a side hustle
Speaker 5: of any kind that you think could help you in
Speaker 5: your career.
Speaker 3: I just simply simply getting like a job, but like
Speaker 3: side hustle, volunteer like apprentices like apprenticeship stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I think that'd be a good idea
Speaker 5: to look for those, because I mean, obviously, I mean
Speaker 5: right now with like winter break and like, you know,
Speaker 5: fucking college. I mean, I don't know, I had an
Speaker 5: easy major, but with college, like you know, you're only
Speaker 5: in class for so long, and then so yeah, you're
Speaker 5: only in class for not that long, and you know,
Speaker 5: you have all this free time, and when you have
Speaker 5: just free time, you don't have any you're get a
Speaker 5: default of playing ship tons of destiny, and then you'll
Speaker 5: be playing so much of it that'll that'll actually bleed
Speaker 5: into bleed outside of your free time and into the
Speaker 5: time that is not so free.
Speaker 3: Someone in Chad said, I could try pussy, but I
Speaker 3: already have.
Speaker 5: But yeah, man, I like that. I like those ideas.
Speaker 5: Volunteer work, finding a job, that's what I would say. Find.
Speaker 5: Find find something productive that you can replace that with,
Speaker 5: you know, and not something productive that you hate, for
Speaker 5: something productive that you would actually enjoy doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well I appreciate the help.
Speaker 5: For sure, man who you said name was, will thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you for calling in. Well, I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See man.
Speaker 7: Call from Yergo Mediac nitro boost to.
Speaker 5: Accept press one, Jurgo maniac nitro boost. Gag, what's up?
Speaker 5: Jurgo maniac nitro boost.
Speaker 7: A family name.
Speaker 5: It's a family name. How you do is Italian? Internationality? French? Okay?
Speaker 5: I respect whether what part northern or southern?
Speaker 7: It smell like Midwest?
Speaker 5: Okay, midwest French. Can you repeat it back to me
Speaker 5: because I don't think I heard it correctly.
Speaker 7: Maniac nitro boost.
Speaker 5: Zero maniac nitro boost. And sure that's not from an
Speaker 5: anime of some kind.
Speaker 10: I wish it was.
Speaker 7: Maybe the name went after me one day.
Speaker 5: I just call you for sure? All right, What's what's
Speaker 5: happened to? What are you doing?
Speaker 7: I'm not doing much, just lying in bed talking to
Speaker 7: a gecko.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. That sounds fun.
Speaker 10: What what what?
Speaker 5: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Speaker 7: Okay, I have a couple of things. What are the
Speaker 7: things just recently happened? So I'm gonna I mean, it's
Speaker 7: a pretty Christian conservative family right, me and my brother
Speaker 7: I aren't really heavily into that kind of stuff, So
Speaker 7: he bet me ten dollars that I wouldn't send a
Speaker 7: certain message to the entire family group Chat. Would you
Speaker 7: like to hear this message?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 7: Okay, so just imagine there's like a million emojis right
Speaker 7: all right when you read this to you Merry Christmas bitches.
Speaker 7: Now that it's finally dick, Miss Santa is about to
Speaker 7: slide down your tot hot chimney tonight, So lick those
Speaker 7: juicy candy cane and drink that creamy eggnog. It's about
Speaker 7: to get wet down at Santa's workshop. Don't forget to
Speaker 7: slide down that x ex extra big North Pool and
Speaker 7: make sure your cookie is yung enough for Santa to eat.
Speaker 7: Send this to ten of your baddest bitch elves. Get
Speaker 7: five back, You're on the naughty list this year. If
Speaker 7: you get twenty back, you've got the most bitch and
Speaker 7: peppermint pussy in the North Pole. Have a slutty dick,
Speaker 7: miss you Ho ho ho?
Speaker 5: And what what was what was the Family Group Chat's
Speaker 5: reaction to this? Pretty disappointed disappointment?
Speaker 3: You say, yeah, they get.
Speaker 7: Well, my Grandma called me and voiced her disappointment to me.
Speaker 5: She called, you can I please get do you have to?
Speaker 5: I do you remember any like verbatim quotes from this
Speaker 5: phone call?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, let mean let me let me pull it on, dud.
Speaker 7: It's kind of made me feel a little bit bad.
Speaker 7: She said, what you apparently thought was clever and out
Speaker 7: as a Christmas greeting to your family is more offensive
Speaker 7: than maybe you intended this. Howaday is in the remembrance
Speaker 7: of Christ. You should read that tattoo in your arm
Speaker 7: a few times? Disappointed Grandma, What's what's the tattoo on
Speaker 7: your arm? It's just like a It's a Bible It's
Speaker 7: a Bible verse.
Speaker 5: All right, Now you gotta get a tattoo on the
Speaker 5: other arm, but with that message on it and all
Speaker 5: the emojis.
Speaker 3: That would be.
Speaker 7: That's an amazing That's like, what are the most amazing
Speaker 7: ideas I've ever heard?
Speaker 5: You know, balance, you gotta balance it out a little bit.
Speaker 5: What's the wall? What's what's the verse? What's the verse?
Speaker 7: It's on Palms ninety eight. I don't really remember it,
Speaker 7: to be entirely truthful.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you don't remember it? It's on
Speaker 5: your arm. You don't remember the Bible verse that is
Speaker 5: on your arm?
Speaker 7: I mean no, but look I haven't put up my
Speaker 7: phone here, right, it's pretty good verse. You want me
Speaker 7: to read it to you as well?
Speaker 5: What do you Why do you have it on your phone.
Speaker 12: Because it's hard to read it?
Speaker 7: What it's facing the other way?
Speaker 5: Which aren't what? What is the anatomy of your What
Speaker 5: is your body like? Do you use your do you
Speaker 5: have like your arm coming out of your back?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's hard to reach back there, so I can't
Speaker 7: really read it. It's God.
Speaker 5: That that that is. I think that is your most
Speaker 5: embarrassing story is that you got a Bible verse tattooed
Speaker 5: on your body and you still have to look it
Speaker 5: up on your phone.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 7: These are very good points that you're making right now,
Speaker 7: and I can't argue them.
Speaker 5: Well, I can tell you all, what's the verse?
Speaker 7: You will not fear the terror of night, nor the
Speaker 7: air that flies by day, nor the testallnce that thoughts
Speaker 7: in darkness? You know, the plague that destroys at midday.
Speaker 7: A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at
Speaker 7: your right hand, but it will not come near you
Speaker 7: you won't only observe with your eyes and see the
Speaker 7: punishment of the wicked. I mean it's a pretty unique verse.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 7: I mean, you don't really hear it a lot.
Speaker 12: So I was like, this is pretty cool.
Speaker 7: It was my grandpa's soldier's prayer, so you know it's meaningful.
Speaker 5: Okay, what what what is it? What is its significance
Speaker 5: to you said it was your grandpa's favorite prayer?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, my grandpa wasn't Vietnam. You know, that was
Speaker 7: just soldier's prayer. So it's pretty And my grandpa's always
Speaker 7: seem like a father to me. And he was also
Speaker 7: very very disappointed with me. So that's what really kind
Speaker 7: of hurt.
Speaker 5: A little doing what what what what did your grand
Speaker 5: What did your grandpa say?
Speaker 7: He just said, it looks like you've fallen out of
Speaker 7: grace with the family.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 7: I was like, God, damn, am I about to get shut?
Speaker 5: Okay, but you're who was it that told you to
Speaker 5: do it in the first place?
Speaker 7: My older brother, he gave me ten dollars. I don't
Speaker 7: regret doing it for ten dollars. I didn't regret the
Speaker 7: quincines that happened after it.
Speaker 12: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Damn. Do you do you now? But ah, I mean, look,
Speaker 5: that's all bullshit. Do you do you feel you obviously
Speaker 5: don't feel like that that this message has distanced you
Speaker 5: from the grace of God.
Speaker 10: Nah?
Speaker 7: And then okay, so I thought it was so funny,
Speaker 7: but I also sent it to my dad, and my
Speaker 7: grandpa got really pissed and he was like, since you
Speaker 7: thought it was so funny, I sent it to your dad.
Speaker 7: But then I was laughing because I was like, I
Speaker 7: already said it to my dad. Well, no, it just
Speaker 7: was really awkward because my dad is like, why are
Speaker 7: they sending me these messages about Merry Christmas? Bishesh?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 5: What was I gonna say?
Speaker 7: Hey, Gek, do you have any embarrassing stories? I'm sure
Speaker 7: the child would love to hear one.
Speaker 5: Look, it's not about me. It's not about me, although
Speaker 5: I mean, look, that is kind of bullshit, right that
Speaker 5: I come up on this fucking live stream and I
Speaker 5: tell everyone to tell me all their ship and then
Speaker 5: I don't tell anyone any anything.
Speaker 7: I have to say, Hey man, I'm just I'm just listening. Man,
Speaker 7: where have you got to say?
Speaker 5: No, you're kind you're kind of calling me out right now.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I respect it. I called you out
Speaker 5: a little bit, you called me out a little bit,
Speaker 5: A little back and forth here.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, but do you want a journey? I could
Speaker 7: share another one if you don't, If you don't feel
Speaker 7: some inclined.
Speaker 5: Well, let me ask you.
Speaker 10: Do you?
Speaker 5: Let me ask you? Look, do you do you believe
Speaker 5: in God?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 7: Man, that's a heavy question, you know that. I mean,
Speaker 7: I believe that there is a God. I don't quite
Speaker 7: know if I believe.
Speaker 5: In religion, though, Do you do you do you believe
Speaker 5: that sending that slutty Christmas message was was sacrilegious?
Speaker 7: Okay? If there's a God out there, right, do you
Speaker 7: really think he's going to care about just one little
Speaker 7: message exactly?
Speaker 1: He?
Speaker 5: I think he can handle it. I think he can
Speaker 5: handle it. I look, you know, fight back against your grandparents,
Speaker 5: the way that you fought back against my bullshit? You know,
Speaker 5: I want I want to be the part you gotta
Speaker 5: tell your grand you gotta tell your fuck there was
Speaker 5: a there's a fucking quote from like I want to say,
Speaker 5: it's like Marcus Aurelius or someone someone. It's a quote
Speaker 5: someone someone put put put it in my chat it
Speaker 5: was some ship. I don't know if the person who
Speaker 5: even put it in the chat is still here, but
Speaker 5: it's something like, uh, if God is something like God,
Speaker 5: damn it?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 5: If live a good life? Holy shit? Can someone please
Speaker 5: find me this quote live a good life? Because if
Speaker 5: the gods are just, they will I sound like an
Speaker 5: idiot right now. I don't know what it is. But anyway, anyway, anyway,
Speaker 5: you're probably fine. You're probably going to hell for other reasons,
Speaker 5: but not this one.
Speaker 7: You know, you're probably not wrong. You just you speak
Speaker 7: facts and you can't debate that.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 5: I remember your name, thank you? Oh here it is here.
Speaker 5: It is live a good life. If there are gods
Speaker 5: and there just then they will not care how the
Speaker 5: value you have been, but will welcome you based on
Speaker 5: the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods
Speaker 5: but unjust, you should not want to worship them. And
Speaker 5: I think of God that gets pissed off of you
Speaker 5: for sent for being a little slutty hoe on Christmass.
Speaker 7: You can I say one more thing?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 7: My mom would be like your grandma's probably crying right
Speaker 7: now reading that, and then like I was reading it
Speaker 7: but trying to cry. I was like, merry Christmas, bloody speech,
Speaker 7: but I just thoughted laughing arter and I felt worse.
Speaker 7: Just imagine my grandma cried. Reading that text made me
Speaker 7: laugh more and I feel terrible.
Speaker 5: For that did one man. One man's frosty com is
Speaker 5: another grandma's tears.
Speaker 7: One man's crusty comes, another grandma tears.
Speaker 5: Marcus Royals also he He also said that.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm glad that I got to speak to you,
Speaker 7: speak to you.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you man. I appreciate that man, thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you for for for sharing. And uh, you know
Speaker 5: you gotta have a long hard talk with your grandparents
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna I'm gonna let you go get.
Speaker 7: To that, all right. I appreciate man. Have a great
Speaker 7: name too.
Speaker 1: All from Michael.
Speaker 5: Michael. Hello, Hello Michael.
Speaker 3: How are you dude?
Speaker 14: I am ecstatic that I'm able to get in That's
Speaker 14: I'm so happy.
Speaker 5: What do you have a lot of things that make
Speaker 5: you happy on a regular basis?
Speaker 14: I like to think I do. I try to live
Speaker 14: a pretty joyful life. That's why nice question is sort
Speaker 14: of difficult because I don't really get in too many fights.
Speaker 5: Oh you don't get into too many fights. Oh so,
Speaker 5: I so did you call it with the fight story?
Speaker 5: Because I'm very curious to hear the fight story from
Speaker 5: a guy who doesn't get into too many fights, because
Speaker 5: I can tell that you're a benevolent soul, and I
Speaker 5: want to hear you know what sort of treacherous, horrible
Speaker 5: things someone had to do to you to set you off.
Speaker 14: No, the worst thing that's happened to me, unfortunately, is
Speaker 14: just family fights, no verbal, verbal putting them in their
Speaker 14: place type of things. I've never gone to a physical fight.
Speaker 14: I'm sort of the spling.
Speaker 5: I like to say, okay, of some verbal fights, what
Speaker 5: do you what do you? What do you get into
Speaker 5: these verbal fights about well.
Speaker 14: You know, sometimes parents that get a little uh, a
Speaker 14: little crazy in front of the siblings. You gotta gotta
Speaker 14: really join in there. And I like to think of
Speaker 14: sort of the doctor Phil of the family.
Speaker 10: Like you know.
Speaker 14: That's why I really like what you do, because I
Speaker 14: feel like you of free advice to people that really
Speaker 14: need it, even though you know it's just sort of
Speaker 14: being nice.
Speaker 5: Now, when you say join in because your family's put
Speaker 5: hiling on your sibling, you made it sound like you're
Speaker 5: joining in to also pile on to your sibling or
Speaker 5: are you joining you're joining in as a mediator more
Speaker 5: more of a mediator.
Speaker 14: I would never I would never try to like bag
Speaker 14: onto my siblings because I hate that shit. Never never
Speaker 14: want to put someone in the corner that they can't
Speaker 14: get out of.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, you're a both sized kind of guy.
Speaker 5: I respect that. Uh Now, can I can I hear
Speaker 5: an example of like a recent or or it doesn't
Speaker 5: even have to be recent, but you know anything that
Speaker 5: you can pull from your memory of a time in
Speaker 5: which you had to mediate a verbal altercation for your family.
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 14: Absolutely if this one sticks with me quite often, it's
Speaker 14: one of those one of those things that keeps me
Speaker 14: awake for night sometimes. But one night, my parents really
Speaker 14: they got into it. I think my mom was a
Speaker 14: little under the influence of some alcoholic beverages, you know,
Speaker 14: as a catalyst, but h my dad decided to go
Speaker 14: a little overboard throw one of the bottles at her,
Speaker 14: and they just got into an immediate screaming match. And
Speaker 14: me and my brother were sitting there and the minute
Speaker 14: I saw my dad like, like, bring the bottle out,
Speaker 14: I knew it was going to go down. So I
Speaker 14: bargain there and I started like screaming as no can't,
Speaker 14: like why are you doing this? My mom like starts
Speaker 14: to like try and lead as it Truly it's it's
Speaker 14: actually a traumatic when I think about it. But yeah,
Speaker 14: I like to think that I was sitting there because
Speaker 14: I interjected. I stopped a lot of things that could
Speaker 14: have really went down because of just showing that parents
Speaker 14: that like Peo both care about their marriage just as
Speaker 14: much as they do type of thing.
Speaker 5: Now, I in your attempts to mediate, you know, when
Speaker 5: you're dealing with, you know, family that might be under
Speaker 5: the influence. I mean, did anyone ever try to did
Speaker 5: did attempts to mediate ever? You know lead to attacks
Speaker 5: against you? You know, I've had that happens a lot.
Speaker 5: You know, you try to get in between a fight
Speaker 5: and then you end up getting a punch thrown at you.
Speaker 14: Luckily, our fam we're not really like a violent, like
Speaker 14: physical family. There's never really been any in that sort,
Speaker 14: in that sense of the way. But no, I don't
Speaker 14: think anything's ever been directed to me because I like
Speaker 14: to I like to say pretty close to the middle,
Speaker 14: where even if I do step in step a little
Speaker 14: out of the lines they so it's just putting back like,
Speaker 14: uh whatever, Okay.
Speaker 5: So you've got so in the in the in sort
Speaker 5: of the the the martial art of verbal altercation. You've
Speaker 5: got a good sense of positioning.
Speaker 14: To actually, I like to that's a very good way
Speaker 14: put at Actually absolutely.
Speaker 5: What's your method? What's do you have? Like a little
Speaker 5: speech that you give about you get in the middle
Speaker 5: and you're like, hey, guys, we're all family Leviticus whatever,
Speaker 5: you read a Bible verse. What do you do?
Speaker 14: I'm sort of like I like to microanalyze all the time.
Speaker 14: I like to sort of stay in my head, really
Speaker 14: like to analyze what people are doing.
Speaker 12: So when things do get serious.
Speaker 14: I'm able to sort of pull out little things that
Speaker 14: really hit home, things that are show how much I
Speaker 14: really care for them, how much everyone else really cares
Speaker 14: for them. And I like to think that when you
Speaker 14: say the right thing at the right time, it really
Speaker 14: does have an impact on people's mental states.
Speaker 5: I know this might be hard to find something specific,
Speaker 5: but can can you maybe think of like something specific
Speaker 5: that you've said to your family members that you know
Speaker 5: have have gotten them to stop in their tracks and
Speaker 5: think about what they're doing.
Speaker 14: Well, in that same like altercation. One one example that
Speaker 14: I brought up is that we have a very big
Speaker 14: group of family friends and I genuinely feel that they
Speaker 14: are the best parents out of all those groups. Every
Speaker 14: single one of those family members that we hang out
Speaker 14: with and has problems that our family does not have,
Speaker 14: and I have. I like to remind them that multiple
Speaker 14: times because of how grateful I am, how they raised
Speaker 14: me my brother, and how much they've given me and
Speaker 14: all that.
Speaker 5: Respect. Man, respect, what would you say your name was?
Speaker 14: My name is Michael.
Speaker 5: Michael. Well, listen, Michael, look you know at the beginning,
Speaker 5: at the beginning, you know, look, it's it's a brave
Speaker 5: it's a brave thing to do, you know, standing up
Speaker 5: for your siblings and trying to keep the peace. So
Speaker 5: we respect you for doing that. Man, Thank you, Thank
Speaker 5: you for calling in, and then you know, props for
Speaker 5: what you do with you for your family, my friend, No, thank.
Speaker 14: You so much for talking to me. I'm like I said,
Speaker 14: I was so happy to be able to call in.
Speaker 14: Glad I was first on the line. I hope you
Speaker 14: have their wonderful rest of the streams.
Speaker 5: Thank you, man, I appreciate you. You appreciate you calling
Speaker 5: in and give you give your best to my folks,
Speaker 5: you know, tell them, tell them that therapy gecko says
Speaker 5: that we should all get along. That'll make them stop
Speaker 5: in the tracks and be like, well, if the therapy
Speaker 5: geo says it, then it must be true and then
Speaker 5: hope at the bottle fighting with that beautiful, beautiful. I
Speaker 5: appreciate you, Michael. You have a good night. You will
Speaker 5: you as well have a good New Year, you too, buddy.
Speaker 5: Respect that it does take that takes guts. It takes
Speaker 5: guts to be a mediator. You know, he really you're
Speaker 5: because you really do. You really have to have that like,
Speaker 5: you know, the the the positioning of the mental the game.
Speaker 5: You know, you want to make sure you're you're, the
Speaker 5: language is all correct so that no one gets, you know,
Speaker 5: feels offended or or or or or you know, like
Speaker 5: like they're being attacked. You know, it's a delicate skill
Speaker 5: that Michael is out there attempting to master. Carlo Carlttle,
Speaker 5: what else?
Speaker 12: Did?
Speaker 5: How's it going? Carlettle?
Speaker 10: My man?
Speaker 3: Are you doing?
Speaker 12: Are you a licensed?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 3: Get go?
Speaker 5: You don't need a license to be a gecko?
Speaker 12: Oh shit, dude, I wish I knew that thirty years ago, right,
Speaker 12: you would have become a gecko. Absolutely?
Speaker 5: What appeals to you by becoming a gecko?
Speaker 12: It's the lead based paint mostly, you know.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing is your your answer of I wish
Speaker 5: I would have known that thirty years ago. That would
Speaker 5: have been more appropriate if I said that you do
Speaker 5: need a license, because then, yes, you should have needed
Speaker 5: to know that thirty years ago, so you could have
Speaker 5: taken all the time, gotten all the education, done what
Speaker 5: you need to do to get the license. But you're
Speaker 5: actually be encouraged by my answer because now you it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter if you knew that thirty years ago. You
Speaker 5: know it now, so you can go be a gecko
Speaker 5: without a license. You don't need the time.
Speaker 12: I never thought of it like that, man, you know
Speaker 12: it now.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 12: So I've been some fights. You want to hear about them?
Speaker 12: Which one you want to hear about?
Speaker 5: Of course? Well give me in What are my options? Uh?
Speaker 12: I'll just say you what my first one?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 12: I started young. I was in uh kindergarten and this
Speaker 12: kid kissed me off. I didn't even like him. I
Speaker 12: think he was calling. I don't know why I didn't
Speaker 12: like him. I didn't like him though, and uh, one
Speaker 12: time I saw him. This is my first fight ever.
Speaker 12: One time I saw him went into the bathroom and
Speaker 12: I was like, hey, teacher, I need to go. So
Speaker 12: I got the bathroom pass and I went in after calling,
Speaker 12: and uh I saw he was taking a poop. So
Speaker 12: I did what any man who doesn't like another man does,
Speaker 12: and I went over and I knocked on the staw
Speaker 12: door and he did it obviously, you know, I didn't
Speaker 12: didn't open up, so I, uh I kind of pushed
Speaker 12: on it a little and to my surprise, it popped open,
Speaker 12: and uh I kind of hesitated, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 12: here we are, and I started punching him a little
Speaker 12: bit while he was sitting down to this is this
Speaker 12: is totally a true story. Uh, and uh I punched
Speaker 12: them pretty pretty good, you know. Uh, not much you
Speaker 12: can do when a man's proving well from from his perspective.
Speaker 12: And then I walked down and I thought like nothing
Speaker 12: was gonna happen. My journal was pumping and went back
Speaker 12: to the classroom and do within like thirty seconds, I
Speaker 12: felt like I was in the principal office and my
Speaker 12: mom's coming up. But uh, yeah, that was my first fight.
Speaker 5: That was that was not a fight. Did he fight?
Speaker 5: Did he fight back? No, that was a that was
Speaker 5: a that was a coordinated attack.
Speaker 12: So let me ask you something. So you have c
Speaker 12: fight when uh, when two fighters start by the.
Speaker 5: Way, that brings me back to like the take I've
Speaker 5: I've always forgotten this because I haven't. I think this
Speaker 5: is this is a huge tangent. But one of the
Speaker 5: greatest things about twenty twenty is that I have not
Speaker 5: had to use a public restroom the entire year. And
Speaker 5: you've sort of brought me back to like being in
Speaker 5: like a ship, like a public school, and be like
Speaker 5: sitting down to take a ship and then really realizing
Speaker 5: that the block is like only only so you have
Speaker 5: to forward and keep it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, shut up, you have to you have to you
Speaker 12: have to have.
Speaker 5: That's terrifying for to hold it.
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Then the the UFC, what were you gonna say, I'll.
Speaker 12: Come back to the two seconds. I hate the stalls
Speaker 12: that have the massive gaps where you don't even have
Speaker 12: to use the story. You can just walk into the
Speaker 12: gap in a public stalls. Yeah, yeah, big large gaps.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna say. So you said that's on a fight.
Speaker 12: So in a in a UFC fight, if it's two
Speaker 12: people and within the first you know, five seconds, opponent
Speaker 12: one knocks out opponent two, without opponent two even touching
Speaker 12: opponent one, is that not a fight? Or if you
Speaker 12: have a guy just lose quickly?
Speaker 5: If I was if yeah, if you're in the UFC,
Speaker 5: if a man is walking down the street or or
Speaker 5: or perhaps on the toilet and another man comes in,
Speaker 5: I can literally just use another man comes into the
Speaker 5: toilet and starts beating them up. Was that not a fight?
Speaker 3: Well, that that was a fight?
Speaker 12: Yeah? How's that not a fight?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I think. I Look, I actually I
Speaker 5: didn't research what the definition of a fight. I didn't
Speaker 5: fully you know. Look by the look, I'm not saying
Speaker 5: I'm not saying you, well you did you did something
Speaker 5: wrong in the situation. I'm not saying that you are
Speaker 5: incorrect with this call. Because I didn't do the liberty
Speaker 5: of personally defining what a fight is. I'm now realizing
Speaker 5: that it is open to intertation. But I don't believe
Speaker 5: that that is a fight. I would consider that an assault.
Speaker 12: You're your definition of a fight is if they're the
Speaker 12: person is aware.
Speaker 8: And H.
Speaker 5: I despise the UFC example because there is so much
Speaker 5: agreeing that both people have done to be where they
Speaker 5: are in that fight there, and there is so there
Speaker 5: is so little agreement on behalf of the kid that
Speaker 5: you you beat up in kindergarten to be in that situation?
Speaker 12: Yeah, what if he knew he had to come in?
Speaker 7: Let me?
Speaker 5: What's the what's what's the second way? You told me
Speaker 5: you had to You told me you.
Speaker 9: Had to.
Speaker 12: I never said I had to you. I said I
Speaker 12: had a couple. The second one, I don't remember which
Speaker 12: one happened.
Speaker 1: A couple.
Speaker 5: You don't know, Okay, now I think you don't.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You understand because because a fight needs two people, A
Speaker 5: fight needs a couple of people. What's the other the
Speaker 5: other story? Because I'm gonna get into.
Speaker 10: A whole.
Speaker 12: All right. Uh the second one is my last second one,
Speaker 12: I guess is jumping to high school and I, Uh,
Speaker 12: I didn't fight for a long time between like it
Speaker 12: was like early middle school to high school, and uh,
Speaker 12: I didn't like It's kind of the same situation. The
Speaker 12: guy wasn't improving though I didn't like him, and I
Speaker 12: wanted to excuse to fight, just to let that aggression.
Speaker 12: And I needed to find a reason that my mom
Speaker 12: and dad want to be mad at me. I wasn't
Speaker 12: like freshman year or something, so uh. The kid was
Speaker 12: talking ship to me and said, the only reason that
Speaker 12: your dad's drummer's so he can stick Joe sticks up
Speaker 12: his ass. And I was like, that's that's a good
Speaker 12: enough reason that he won't be mad at me at home.
Speaker 12: So I decked him right there in class, and it
Speaker 12: was very uneventful and I didn't really get the thrill
Speaker 12: I was hoping. And that was actually my last fight,
Speaker 12: and I did get in trouble at home. But no,
Speaker 12: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I haven't fought since then. And too and too and
Speaker 12: too much of a pussy Now.
Speaker 5: Those are both both, those are both not fights. I
Speaker 5: would I wouldn't. I would classify neither of those as fights,
Speaker 5: just assault. I think there were results. It's hard for you.
Speaker 5: I think it's hard for you to say that because
Speaker 5: it's hard because saying saying I assaulted someone is different
Speaker 5: from is a lot different from saying I got into
Speaker 5: a fight. But but those were assaults.
Speaker 12: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: Mmm, how old.
Speaker 4: Are you now?
Speaker 5: How long ago was all this stuff?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 12: Well, the last one was freshman year, so about fifteen
Speaker 12: years ago.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, it's just been fifteen years and you haven't.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not openly assaulting people anymore.
Speaker 5: Good. I didn't think you were. I don't think you were.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 5: I can forgive you for what you did in kindergarten,
Speaker 5: you know, I I I But I mean, it's not
Speaker 5: up for me. It's that's up to Jesus. You're saying,
Speaker 5: or whoever it is, face to Jesus. Did you're gonna
Speaker 5: get You're gonna get megaband from from all the Jesus stuff.
Speaker 5: You can't be you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 5: You can't be trying to pick a fight with Jesus.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 7: Let me ask you something.
Speaker 12: Sure you that punch Jesus if you had the chance.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't punch Jesus if I had the chance.
Speaker 5: You're making it. You're making it sound like it's like
Speaker 5: a it's like an opportunity.
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 12: Think you'd make it into the Bible.
Speaker 5: They're not writing a new one anytime soon.
Speaker 12: No, I mean like, I'm not talking about if he
Speaker 12: was to come back.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about would you make it into the Bible
Speaker 5: if I punched you? If I assaulted Jesus.
Speaker 12: Fact, do you think that they would have written you in?
Speaker 5: Okay, now, now you've made it a little bit more interesting, right.
Speaker 5: But I don't want But I wouldn't want I don
Speaker 5: wouldn't want that I would Why would I? Why would
Speaker 5: I even want that? Though? Why would I want to
Speaker 5: be immortalized in the Bible as the guy who punched Jesus.
Speaker 12: I'd rather be a f The's far worst thing that
Speaker 12: happened to Jesus is in that book than him getting
Speaker 12: decked in the face randomly in the desert.
Speaker 5: There are But I don't want to be known for
Speaker 5: any of the bad things that happened to Jesus.
Speaker 12: What would you want to do to be in the Bible?
Speaker 12: To be written into a chapter.
Speaker 5: I would love to be the I'd love to be
Speaker 5: the burning bush. I'd love to be the I would
Speaker 5: love to you know, I'd actually love to be I
Speaker 5: would love to be like Jesus. I don't I've never
Speaker 5: read the Bible. I'm Jewish, but I'd love to be
Speaker 5: the like I don't know, whatever part, whatever arc of
Speaker 5: the whatever point in Jesus arc rres down his luck.
Speaker 5: I'd love to be a lizard that comes to life
Speaker 5: and starts talking to him and tells him the right.
Speaker 3: Thing to do.
Speaker 5: And I'd want to and I'd want a drawing of
Speaker 5: of of me as as Saint Lizard immortalized in the Bible.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be the guy that punches him
Speaker 5: in the face.
Speaker 12: No, that's respectable. I I you know, honestly, I would.
Speaker 12: I would agree at the end of the day, all jokes,
Speaker 12: I would want to be in Bible day, in Bible
Speaker 12: days and current days. Really, I want to be remembered
Speaker 12: as a as a get go like person who comes
Speaker 12: to life and gives gives people wisdom. You know, I
Speaker 12: think everybody would.
Speaker 5: Would you say your name was Carlo?
Speaker 12: That's a lie, but over this live ship or whatever
Speaker 12: that Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we know we heard the last guy, Carlito. What's up, dude,
Speaker 5: I'm very happy to hear that.
Speaker 10: All.
Speaker 5: You know, look, all jokes aside that underneath everything you
Speaker 5: you wouldn't punch Jesus. I mean maybe it gives me comfort.
Speaker 5: I know you maybe would too.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but I appreciate and I hope you had a
Speaker 12: really good Christmas and I hope you have a really, really,
Speaker 12: really successful New Year.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you, my friend, you as well appreciate you.
Speaker 12: Thanks brother, take care.
Speaker 1: Call from mark.
Speaker 5: Tix step Mark in a minute. What's what's the most
Speaker 5: embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Speaker 9: Okay, I would say probably one of the most embarrassing
Speaker 9: things to ever happened to me is you were just like,
Speaker 9: jack off, clean it off on the shirt.
Speaker 5: I I've done, not maybe not my shirt, but I've
Speaker 5: done it with underwear.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, Well, uh, sometimes when I jack off, I'll
Speaker 9: just you know, like wipe it up with a shirt.
Speaker 9: And uh one day the following morning, I was running
Speaker 9: late for work and guess what shirt I happened to grab?
Speaker 5: Mmm, so I went, when did you? When did you
Speaker 5: notice it?
Speaker 9: I didn't notice it until about like halfway through a
Speaker 9: ten hour shift.
Speaker 5: Wow, so ten out? What part of the shirt did
Speaker 5: you giz on?
Speaker 9: I think it was on like the shoulder, so it's
Speaker 9: probably pretty visible.
Speaker 5: Well you and your juzzy shoulders. Have a good night,
Speaker 5: my friend.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I will love you.
Speaker 5: GEK love you too.
Speaker 9: Baby all right.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 6: Repkept goes on the line, taking your phone calls every night.
Speaker 6: There rethink Kept goes too his eye. He's teaching you
Speaker 6: cloud of your life, but he's not really an expert.