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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Here we start, Yeah, okay, who has something to talk about?

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Speaker 3: Nothing.

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Speaker 2: I'm still fired up from my prehistoric plan too.

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Speaker 4: I watched the Idol over the weekend.

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Speaker 5: How was it?

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Speaker 6: You know what?

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Speaker 7: I I took it as you know, how people come

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Speaker 7: to us and be like, hey, backstage must be so

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Speaker 7: crazy and their vision of what backstage is. But in reality,

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Speaker 7: we know how calm backstage is for the most part.

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Speaker 4: That's what I envisioned.

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Speaker 7: The idol is like people envisioned like this pop star

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Speaker 7: lifestyle where they're doing nothing but drugs and having sex

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Speaker 7: and that that it's like a blown up version of

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Speaker 7: what people think. The the quote unquote pop star lifestyle is, Hey,

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Speaker 7: what I.

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Speaker 5: Would not want to be famous?

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Speaker 2: You get dragged around from place to place, You get

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Speaker 2: introduced to people a thousand times a day. You no privacy,

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Speaker 2: no privacy whatsoever. You get forced to do stuff that

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Speaker 2: you don't want to do. I mean there's been times

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Speaker 2: where we're doing an interview and you can tell the

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Speaker 2: person really doesn't want to be here, and they're doing

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Speaker 2: it because they're contractually obligated to do it. They're selling

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Speaker 2: their movie or they're so long or whatever I would.

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Speaker 6: Not want to be.

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Speaker 8: And then paparazzi following you around and getting pictures of

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Speaker 8: you doing everything, and then everything is scrutinized, like your

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Speaker 8: parenting skills, your relationship, you're this, you're that, you had,

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Speaker 8: the way you eat a cheeseburger, like everything crazy.

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Speaker 3: So I think we have the best jobs ever because

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Speaker 3: we're not famous, but we've seen enough of that to

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Speaker 3: know that it sucks and not feel like we're missing

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Speaker 3: out on anything. We just get to have fun and

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Speaker 3: we get to see backstage and like do all this

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Speaker 3: stuff but nobody really cares about.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Oh my god, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Can we go back to something that happened earlier today?

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Speaker 3: There was a Zip recruiter ad and Elvis asked all

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Speaker 3: of us, what makes you so good at your job?

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Speaker 3: And Scary said, I, I'm such a good listener. That is,

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Speaker 3: I I'm like a sponge.

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Speaker 4: You take a sponge and when.

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Speaker 3: At any given I think best.

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Speaker 4: You're a fake good listen.

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Speaker 6: No, no, what I meant.

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Speaker 9: In the Zippercruter commercial in that context, it's about, you know,

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Speaker 9: finding people for the right people for the job. I

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Speaker 9: am a good learner in the sense of I'll listen

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Speaker 9: to what you have to say. I'll absorb it like

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Speaker 9: a sponge.

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Speaker 4: Now game, here's the test.

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Speaker 9: I never said that, here's a test outside and attention

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Speaker 9: to two things at once?

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Speaker 2: What not?

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Speaker 4: What did we just talk about?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, because I didn't know what we started

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Speaker 6: the podcast.

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Speaker 9: I'm posting up a story, story posting just I said,

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Speaker 9: who wants to press a button on our board?

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Speaker 4: And that was more important.

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Speaker 9: The important part was trying to find the right music.

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Speaker 9: So I was settling on bread Britney's work. Bitch, you

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Speaker 9: get the work, bitch, you better work, bitch. I like

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Speaker 9: to put soundtracks to my stories on Instagram. I just

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Speaker 9: think things through.

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Speaker 6: Like the other day, you know, did you see my

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Speaker 6: did you.

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Speaker 9: See my brilliant the pig roast post on Instagram? So

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Speaker 9: my we were out of Hawaiian Luau for my friend's

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Speaker 9: first kid's first birthday and there was a pig, a

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Speaker 9: roasted full pig on a grill and I took a

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Speaker 9: whole video of it and it was cooking on the

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Speaker 9: grill and I was like, you know, charred.

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Speaker 6: So I'm like, I want to make this a little

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Speaker 6: more spicy. So what did I do?

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Speaker 9: I got the old Looney Toes theme song, a porky

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Speaker 9: pig going, that's all folks, And I found that that's

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Speaker 9: all folks.

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Speaker 3: This is like our script.

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Speaker 9: Writing with the red with the red round, you know,

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Speaker 9: the red little thing.

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Speaker 7: You're borderlining dad joke though, what you're borderlining?

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Speaker 4: Dad jokes?

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Speaker 3: Put into it and not one of us?

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Speaker 9: And I had and I had to and I had

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Speaker 9: as I'm panning of the of the dead pig, like

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Speaker 9: the poor pig on the grill and you hear porky pig.

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Speaker 3: I love when people describe their Instagram.

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Speaker 4: I love it.

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Speaker 2: What will come in and hey, how's your weekend? And

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Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I went to the best restaurant. Did

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Speaker 2: you see my story?

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Speaker 5: Watch my story?

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Speaker 4: Deana?

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Speaker 7: We just we just got a meme out of that.

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Speaker 7: That's a meme. What's scary? Just said we have a meme.

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Speaker 7: We're going to put it out there right away, of

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Speaker 7: scary giving the finger, don't.

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Speaker 2: You guys put an We don't care anymore about instance

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Speaker 2: stories or anything.

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Speaker 6: You don't you don't watch my ship? What am I

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Speaker 6: doing it for them?

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Speaker 10: I didn't see anything that.

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Speaker 6: I watch all your.

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Speaker 5: Stories, all of you. That's very nice, thank you, But

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Speaker 5: I don't. It seems like you put a lot of effort.

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 11: That's scary, scary. All the videos that you send me,

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Speaker 11: am I supposed to give you a thumbs up or

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Speaker 11: acknowledge or.

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Speaker 9: You could actually if you put a heart or some

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Speaker 9: kind of acknowledgement, just to know that that you saw it,

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Speaker 9: almost like a check, a.

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Speaker 4: Receipt message received.

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Speaker 6: If I'm dming you like memes and stuff, you aren't.

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Speaker 6: You're watching those?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 10: Sometimes? Does I miss them? And then I send.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you send a lot.

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Speaker 6: Question I'm like, did they see it? Did they skip

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Speaker 6: over it?

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Speaker 3: You can see if we saw it's a scene.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, But they're videos, though you have to hear.

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Speaker 11: Wants to know if we've watched the video and appreciated it.

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Speaker 10: Sometimes it's okay, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, all start, I'll give you a heart for whatever.

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Speaker 10: I feel like I.

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Speaker 8: Wasn't like I because I was so busy this weekend.

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Speaker 8: I think until I posted last night, I really wasn't

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Speaker 8: even on social a lot this weekend.

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Speaker 10: I was like crazy.

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Speaker 5: But that's a good feeling, though, right, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 10: Didn't miss it. I didn't feel like, oh my, I

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Speaker 2: I doing so much ship that I just had no

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Speaker 2: time to post about it, Like what a great feeling?

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Speaker 5: And when was the last time you had that?

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Speaker 6: I went dark in the middle of the week. I

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Speaker 6: didn't have.

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Speaker 4: Anything when he was sleeping. When he was sleeping.

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Speaker 9: Sometimes I'll let my story run out and then and

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Speaker 9: I'm like, oh my god, I haven't posted anything, and

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Speaker 9: I feel like dirty because I haven't posted, because I

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Speaker 9: feel like no, no, I feel that I feel this way,

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Speaker 9: so I have to continue something.

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Speaker 6: And usually I throw meme up in that.

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Speaker 11: I think that's a problem interesting.

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Speaker 9: I don't try and force what's going on in my

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Speaker 9: life as interesting. But but this weekend I was chocked full.

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Speaker 9: Did you see all the footage from Billy Joel? I

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Speaker 9: got to the third row.

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Speaker 3: Nobody watches other people's concert footage. Nobody does that. As

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Speaker 3: soon as I see it, I skipped to.

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Speaker 10: The even you went to Billy Joel.

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Speaker 6: I would I posted about.

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Speaker 10: I didn't see any of it, And I hung out with.

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Speaker 6: With Linda Lopezan Guadaloupe.

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Speaker 10: I love them, but I had no idea you did that.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. But I posted it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I tell you, God, I'm gonna cry.

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Speaker 4: Posted or it didn't happen means nothing to.

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Speaker 3: People saw it. I'm sure tons of people saw all

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Speaker 3: of your heart.

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Speaker 9: Beginning, no wonder, but honestly, the Billy footage, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 9: people are gonna love this because I was so close

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Speaker 9: up I had like he like you could see what

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Speaker 9: he was pressing on the piano.

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Speaker 4: I'm like the keys, the keys, the keys.

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Speaker 10: Do you guys watch people's concert usually?

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Speaker 3: Danna do you behind the camera, Harry?

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Speaker 2: It has to be really good, like, it has to

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Speaker 2: be really good and clear yours was like I watched.

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Speaker 5: I cared about the artist.

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Speaker 10: I don't care enough.

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Speaker 7: Dan, didn't you post something about Harry Styles this weekend?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I saw it.

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Speaker 11: I care about Billy Joel. Is it still there?

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Speaker 5: Scary?

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Speaker 6: No, it's gone because it expires in twenty, but I

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Speaker 6: want to see it. I'm gonna you know what, I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna come after this for you. No, no, I'm gonna come in.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna show you'll give you no no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: No, private please do good?

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Speaker 2: Scary you just think I can't believe you didn't think

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Speaker 2: of this sooner. On the days where you have no material,

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Speaker 2: just go back to the archives. If you haven't seen it, it's.

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Speaker 5: New to you.

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Speaker 6: I'm not a fan of that.

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Speaker 9: We know people that that go back deep into the

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Speaker 3: Oh that makes me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 6: I don't do that. I don't pretend like. I don't

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Speaker 6: want you to think that I'm there when I'm not.

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Speaker 5: So you're very in the moment.

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Speaker 6: I'm an in the moment poster.

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Speaker 9: But sometimes if like for instance, for Taylor Swift Weekend,

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Speaker 9: I had to dig it, dig deep into the archives

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Speaker 9: to find my old Tailor pictures and I kind of

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Speaker 9: accompanied it because it was on theme.

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Speaker 6: It was on brand, right, so you have.

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Speaker 3: You let everyone know that you've met her multiple times.

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Speaker 9: No, it was more like, oh, I'm going to the

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Speaker 9: concert and oh, by the way, here's some throwbacks.

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Speaker 11: Some of those pictures are so old that you did

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Speaker 11: the one of her in the unicorm costume.

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Speaker 10: He did you did that last week? Or something you posted.

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Speaker 6: I posted a couple of Tailor pictures, but that's okay.

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Speaker 9: When did you meet Taylor two thousand uh seven and

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Speaker 9: twenty eleven In two thousand and sixteen in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 10: Wow, you remember all those dates?

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Speaker 3: I'm aggressive.

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Speaker 10: I don't remember. I thought we met her twice.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know four or five times. I did five times.

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Speaker 5: It's all a blur.

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Speaker 10: I remember the unicorn costume the most.

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Speaker 5: It was a peg.

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Speaker 11: It was a peg of something.

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Speaker 6: She came on Halloween.

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Speaker 10: Yes, that I remember, But I don't remember like four

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Speaker 10: times I remember. Why don't I remember.

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Speaker 5: Where much time?

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Speaker 3: God?

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Speaker 5: Didn't she play a song for us?

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Speaker 4: And yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah remember she? Yeah? Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh I remember that that damn song? Yeah, I remember.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't take a picture.

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Speaker 3: Allowed to talk about it? We allowed to talk about it.

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Speaker 5: I'm nervous about anything.

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Speaker 11: Hasn't the statute of limitations run out?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: That's all good.

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Speaker 5: Let's switch gears.

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Speaker 11: Big birthday, Oh, Big Dick's birthday was great? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 11: we uh. We went out for dinner last night at

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Speaker 11: this place called three seventeen Main in Farming Dell. It

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Speaker 11: was wonderful, But the thing that got me was at

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Speaker 11: the end of the night. So they brought out dessert

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Speaker 11: and they put that big crazy sparkler thing in it

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Speaker 11: that you see at the Jersey Shore. And my dad

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Speaker 11: had never seen that before in his life. So he

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Speaker 11: was in awe and he's trying to blow it out,

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Speaker 11: and he's like he's getting so close to it because

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Speaker 11: it won't go out, and his hair is about to

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Speaker 11: go on fire. I'm like, Dad, you don't blow that out.

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Speaker 11: It's just a sparkle. It'll go out on its own.

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Speaker 11: But how he turned eighty on Saturday? What isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So I put the big sign on the lawn, you know,

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Speaker 11: and he had a he had a nice weekend.

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Speaker 4: Fudgie the whale cake.

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Speaker 11: No fudgie my brother. See my brother. My brother did

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Speaker 11: the cake this year. So it didn't say Dick on it.

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Speaker 11: I was I was waiting to go to the basket

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Speaker 11: Robbins get Happy eightieth Dick. But my brother just wrote

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Speaker 11: Rick on it and he ruined the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: But his name is Dick. He goes by Dick, right.

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Speaker 11: No, I I'm the only one in his life that

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Speaker 10: Wait what Yeah, don't you call him dad?

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Speaker 6: Wait a second. His name is Richard.

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Speaker 11: His name is Richard. I've called him Dick almost my

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Speaker 11: entire life. No, he hates it so much. Rich Rick Ricks.

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Speaker 11: As a teenager, I always called him Dick instead of dad,

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Speaker 11: and he would get so pissed but feel cheated.

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Speaker 6: Wait for Richard as well.

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Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, he was always.

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Speaker 6: He was always.

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Speaker 11: When I was little, I called him Ricky Ricardo, you know,

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Speaker 11: because I I didn't didn't know, you know, And then

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Speaker 11: I just called him Dick ever since I was a teenager.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, this changes everything. I can't believe. I

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Speaker 5: thought he's been a dick.

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Speaker 11: He's a big old dick.

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Speaker 5: Now he's a big dick. See, nobody names their kid

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Speaker 5: dick anymore. I don't think.

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Speaker 11: I don't think anyone's actually named dick on their birth certificate.

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Speaker 5: Well no, but it's an accepted nickname.

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Speaker 11: Why though, where to come from?

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Speaker 9: How about the sports commentator Dick Butckus. I mean talk about.

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Speaker 6: You think he leaned into that.

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Speaker 9: You think his name is Richard but Gus, And he's like,

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Speaker 9: you know what, I'm just going for the joke.

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Speaker 11: You know, somewhere that there's a Dick Richards somewhere has

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Speaker 11: to be.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an animal, Dick Richards.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Dick, Dick.

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Speaker 3: They're very cute anyway, Dick material.

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Speaker 6: I think we're done.

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Speaker 5: I think we're done.

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Speaker 6: We're done unless somebody has something else.

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Speaker 3: So if Dick is eighty, that makes you fifty four.

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Speaker 11: No, you stupid asshole. Why would you why he's sixty seven. Actually,

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Speaker 11: you know, you guys told me to like do a

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Speaker 11: salt and pepper day. I didn't put a lot of

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Speaker 11: gel in my hair.

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Speaker 4: I can't, Diana, we said that right is the top

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Speaker 4: of his head.

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Speaker 6: It looks good salt and pepas here.

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Speaker 5: I remember when I started, you didn't have any gray.

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Speaker 11: Well, you know, life will do that to you.

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Speaker 10: Are you guys gonna like you have a little gray too?

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Speaker 6: Are you guys?

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Speaker 5: Never?

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Speaker 10: Never diet?

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Speaker 6: You know what? I never put color in my hair? Ever?

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Speaker 6: Should I? And I'm thinking about it. I'm like, is

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Speaker 6: it time? Should?

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Speaker 5: I know?

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Speaker 4: You don't have to? Why put up an Instagram pole?

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Speaker 10: I think women like gray.

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Speaker 4: Put up an Instagram pole?

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Speaker 3: Also, there's nothing worse than when like guys die and

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Speaker 3: it looks like shoeballars.

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Speaker 11: Runs down your face during an interview style.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm okay with it. I don't really have a problem.

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Speaker 4: You look good.

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Speaker 6: I don't lose it as long as it turns of

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Speaker 6: color and it just doesn't fall.

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Speaker 2: It's funny, is like, none of the hair on my head.

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Speaker 2: There's a few grays, but like my beard and now

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Speaker 2: my eyebrows.

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Speaker 3: I think the gray beard is so sexy.

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Speaker 5: Though.

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Speaker 11: I got to ask a question. I'm sorry, I don't

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Speaker 11: want to be gross, but do pubes go gray? Because

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Speaker 11: I've never seen a gray pube anywhere.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever walked into like a YMC, a gym,

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Speaker 2: all those old guys with their dicks.

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Speaker 5: Hanging out black? Huge?

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Speaker 10: But how come those don't go great?

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Speaker 4: To do they?

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Speaker 5: I don't know they all had black puba this ys.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they definitely go correct.

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Speaker 5: Never like there's old guys standing there and they're still.

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Speaker 11: I just figured because the sun never hits it, maybe

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Speaker 11: it doesn't.

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Speaker 6: I don't I'll transplant some from down there and put

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Speaker 6: them on my head.

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Speaker 10: You now, you know, you scary dick head.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dickhead, you don't have curly hair normally.

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Speaker 3: Jones, Pubie Jones are done.

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Speaker 10: We're done, okay, okay, yeah.

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