WEBVTT - Weird Things, Comedy Roulette, MTH, Easter and more. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.920 Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.480 a suit on, looking back to back down, giving the 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:19.360 move like Themking Buck bus things and its cubs. Do 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:25.279 me true good of tea. Steve Hart listening to move 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:50.600 together for Steve. Please, Bobby, I don't joy by join 0:00:50.760 --> 0:01:06.000 me to be doing men. You gotta use turn hing 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:44.920 the you gotta turn to turn, got to turn out 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:59.480 to the water the water. Come, come on your baby 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:05.840 at it. Huh, I shall will Good morning everybody. You're 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:10.639 listening to the voice, Come on dig me now. One 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:14.919 and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, yoh man. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.520 God is in the blessing business all day every day. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:22.840 God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:27.680 out every day. All I want to do is be 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:31.880 the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:37.120 for me. That's all I want. I just want God's favor, 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.480 and I go. I want God's blessings. You know, of 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:45.280 course I need his mercy and his grace, but I 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:50.720 just want his blessings and his favor. I want. I 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:53.320 want that in my life because it does things for 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:58.000 me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself. And 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.040 I've been a recipient of many of those, and you 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:05.079 can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really, 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.480 you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:13.600 a blessed. If you're getting one day closer to anything 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.960 you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.680 me talk to you about this part right here, folks, 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.680 because this is the part that messes people up a 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:26.360 great deal. What happens when you get off track? What 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:32.680 is that? What does that mean? When you get off track? See, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.280 I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times, 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.640 and it happens in so many aspects of your life. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:43.440 But but what is it that makes getting off track 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.880 so debilitating to some people? You know, there are some 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.040 people who want to stay off track, They off course, 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.680 they off the dream, they own to something else. And 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.480 you cannot allow the fact that you've gotten off track 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:05.200 to stop. You can't tell you something. Everybody gets off track. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:12.680 Nobody does a diet exactly, meal per meal, calorie by 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:19.520 calorie exactly. Everybody makes mistakes. But somehow, that are people 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.120 who have made a success of themselves. That are people 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:29.280 who are living their life's dreams. That are people who 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:33.760 lose weight in spite of getting off track. See what 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.880 happens when you get off track. Here's the simple thing 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.680 to do. The simple thing is just to get back 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.920 on track. Now that's that's but that's easier said than done, 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:46.960 ain't it, Steve Yeah? Because see people, when you get 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.960 off track. Here's some of the things that happen. See 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:53.560 you get the here come to they sayers, some of 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.880 them from the outside, some of them internally. Here's what 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:01.120 gets said when you get off track. See I told you, 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:07.719 I told you. You know you You start hearing that 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:15.080 it's not for you. Okay, this is all just because 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:19.320 you got off track. It's not for you. Okay. Here's 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:23.200 another one. It ain't meant to be. You can hear 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:26.120 it all you could said, Well, I guess it's just 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:30.240 not meant to be. These are all things that people 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:34.839 say to themselves once they get off track. You can't 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.520 do it, well, I don't guess I can do it. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.960 Here's another one. I thought you said that you was 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:47.080 gonna make it. You know, I was showed hoping I 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.640 could have made it. It comes external or internal. But 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.000 these are just some of the things. That's that I 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.200 thought you said you was gonna lose weight. Well, you 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:01.000 know I had tried to lose some weight. I'm just 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.960 going down the list of some of the things that 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:07.320 goes through a person's mind when they get off track. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.200 But let me ask you a question, though, who made 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:15.479 the rule that when you get off track you can't 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:20.120 get back on? Who made that rule? Where has that 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.520 written that once you get off track you can't get 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:27.600 back on? See, because I'm gonna tell you something, folks, 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.680 there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:37.800 quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit of a dream, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:42.760 a goal, and aspiration or a mission, it's going to 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:47.240 get off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. They 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.320 are going to be days where you're not going to 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.599 get it right. That are going to be days where 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.280 you feel like giving up. There's going to be days 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.240 when you're just gonna flat out get it wrong. That's 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.760 the journey. But let me tell you something. Every successful 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:03.680 person that I know ever met, talked to, set out 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.599 and chopped it up with, have shared one thing in common. 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:11.920 We all get off track. We all get it wrong 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.560 along the way. I don't care who the person is. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:18.920 The president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:23.640 got it wrong along the way. Qui Director Gui got 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.560 it wrong along the way. The principle at your school 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.880 got it wrong along the way. The valor victoria of 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:35.200 your class got it wrong along the way. The star 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:39.800 of the team got it wrong along the way. They've 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.760 all been off track. Your boss down at your job, 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.600 he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:53.240 got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:57.000 has any measure of success in every level that you 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.280 call success, however you want to label it, has gotten 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:06.800 off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:11.720 to me, it is impossible not to get off track 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:18.680 in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.880 Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.480 life unscathed, that they made it because they was just 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:30.280 so determined and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah, 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.679 you might not have let nothing turn you back because 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:37.040 you hear all but you thought about it. Oh, you 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.360 thought about it on days when you was off track. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.000 But see, people don't like to tell the whole story. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.480 They just want you to think as much as you 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.200 can about them. So when they tell you the story, 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.040 they leave out the stuff alone, the way it was 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.720 just hard work and determination that got me here. No 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.840 it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It was the fact that 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.760 you got off track and the grace and mercy of 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:04.000 God allowed you to get back on. His forgiveness allowed 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.120 you to get back on because you would not believe 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.240 what some of the people have done. So when you 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:14.080 get off track, don't allow the naysayers outside and the 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.680 big naysayer inside, because let me tell you something, the 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.840 biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See, it 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.360 don't matter what other people say out there. It takes 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.600 some time for you to learn this. And I understand 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:28.760 because it took me some time to learn it. See, 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.840 I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:35.680 ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.719 love me, for the ones that get me, for the 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:42.120 ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:48.199 so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.320 to get back on track when you get off track, Because, 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.720 like I said, who made the rule up that you 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:58.040 can't get back on track. There's no such rule out there. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:04.120 Stop stop yourself from getting it right. So what you 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.680 started to diet at the beginning of the year, and 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:13.439 you already off, start another one, start over, try it again, 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:17.199 don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.920 make it. But if you never give up the effort, 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.880 if you never give up and say it's over, it 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:25.200 ain't over. You heard just saying it ain't over to 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:30.760 the fat ladies, saying I never invite her. She's not invited. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:35.240 It ain't over to the fat ladies, saying I don't 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.400 know where the fat ladies stay. I am not sending 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.280 her an invitation to none of my events. She's not 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:45.040 welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.040 How come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:52.320 saying it and I ain't got time for that. All right, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.640 stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. You're listening, 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:04.480 ladies and gentlemen and everybody else. Man, I have your attention. Please, 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:07.320 this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistake 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:10.240 about it. Here it is ain't nothing else to this. 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:14.559 Good morning, Shirley, Good morning Steve, Calling for real Good 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:21.760 morning Steve, Hey crew junior. Morning up Tom Tom big 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:25.320 dog it dog sitting up in here trying to be 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:30.560 about it. Yes, sir, hustling flour, that's it. Yeah, how 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:36.959 are you feeling, Steve? You know, I'm actually really really good, excited. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.720 It's a new day. Yeah, I woke up. I'm greatful. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:46.080 I got some plans. Yeah, I got some o dreams 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.520 and stuff that I want to accomplish, visions. Yeah, I 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.040 got the stuff written down. I've been reworking everything. Now 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:57.480 I write some most stuff down this week. Man like you, 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.439 who has so much and who has been blessed so 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.520 wonderfully and beautifully, what else do you dream about? For 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:06.920 the people? You know? I got some bigger stuff, you know, 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.280 I want to I want to do some things to 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:17.920 change some other people's lives. Giving Tommy, you know we 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:25.560 are too shit. Thank you, Thank you. See actually been 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.320 on the list. You don't have to worry about getting 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:32.280 on there. I'm available for anybody. Won't do something big, man, 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.120 you know, anybody want to do something big. I'm looking 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:45.120 to grow my company h as an international businessman. Okay, 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.640 that's the thing that I've laid claimed to. Well, you 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:52.360 know why I asked you that though, why because people 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.040 people need to know, you know, you can still dream, 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:58.640 never stop dreaming, and never stop you know, believing in yourself. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.240 And you know, just matter how big, yeah, no matter 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.640 how big you are, you have a lot. But there's God. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.880 Our God is big and you know he can do 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:12.439 over and above. You know, there's a scripture that says, um, 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.839 a man without a dream or vision shall perish. So 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:20.600 you can't stop dreaming and you can't stop having visions 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:22.960 because I mean, if you don't dream of nothing, if 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.760 you if you don't want nothing else, what what what's 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.280 what's the waking up for? Yeah? Then go ahead and 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:37.240 just go on right, yeah, man, because you've got to 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:39.560 Yeah man, you know, you know, I mean you have 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:46.680 to press and and I suggest that people aim extremely high. 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:50.800 I think people should. You should want stuff that's in 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:57.520 your imagination, go way over there. If it's in your imagination, 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:03.680 if you've ever imagined it, won't it won't it. That's 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:07.120 that's where your real life is at. It's in your imagination. 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.560 So all the things that you have now that you 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.600 currently have, you you've dreamt about them at some point 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:16.440 in time, at one point in time, even when I 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.560 even even though some of this stuff I didn't even 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.040 know existed, That's what I was going. Some of its 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:26.240 just show up other things. Can I tell you, okay, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:27.840 when we come back, can I share with you what 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:30.760 that really is? Yeah? Yeah, And I have a great 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.960 story for you too, Steve. Okay, all right, will we 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.600 come back, I'll tell you what that is. We'll be 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:39.320 right back at thirty two. After the hours you're listening. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:43.040 It is time for something funny now, Steve. I wanted 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.320 to ask you and the guys as well, what's the 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:50.400 weirdest or the craziest thing you were caught doing red handed? 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:52.920 Something you know you weren't supposed to do, but it 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.480 was crazy though. Maybe it was something you were looking 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.920 up online, or maybe it was an embarrassing moment in 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.000 the bathroom you told us about when you were a 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:04.920 chess at your girlfriend's house one time and you had 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:10.680 a real bad explosion. Uh, sell anything something that happened 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.360 during you know, on the job. On one I'm done anything, 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:20.080 I mean, which one you want? Hand bust? You want 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:26.280 the risk? Everybody down. I've heard all these statements in 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:32.640 my life. Right there, put your chats, you hands up, yeah, 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:38.400 I've had all which one. You want something funny? She won? 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:42.560 None of the funny. Getting busted just ain't funny. Right, 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:45.680 Have you been caught but Nike, have you been caught? 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:51.280 Button nick? No, I ain't been caught button niked. That's 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:56.320 our story, tom h Well you know I want it. Well, 0:15:56.320 --> 0:16:00.360 I'll tell you what I will. You know, but I 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:04.680 wanted to get caught. I was at the girl's house 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.440 one time. She was at work, and I told her 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:12.440 I was gonna cook for when she came in. So 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.480 I got over to the house and set it all 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:18.560 up and I cooked everything. I cooked pretty good. You know, 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.840 I was young as our young dude then. So she 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:26.280 had a duplex town house. The kitchen, living room downstairs, 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:31.400 two bedrooms was upstairs, and uh I decided to go 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.360 on upstairs and wait for you know, I hadn't done 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:38.240 all this cooking all that thenon, and uh so I 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:42.480 just had a trail of clothes all the way up 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:49.200 the steps. I'm under the cover, nicked, okay, looking like 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:53.280 new money shower. Yeah, I got so much baby all 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:54.960 on me. This was before I knew how to handle 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.840 a baby. All. I had so much baby all on me. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:03.120 I don't ruin us sheets. Yeah, all in my hell, 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.800 I had excess, man, baby, I didn't know what I 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:10.359 was doing then, and uh, she was picking up the 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:13.320 clothes coming up step, laughing, you're so crazy. Oh you're 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:17.560 so you know. I had, you know, one sock, then 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:25.400 another sock, you know, belt, you know, drawls, you know, sure, 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:29.960 just hap all that placed up the steps. The last 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.800 thing was a drawl. Yeah. She got up there and 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:39.439 I snatched the covers off. I'm butt naked, but I 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:43.320 got so much all on me. All she said was, 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.960 oh my god, look at my sheets. I said, your ship. 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.800 You talking about your sheath, but you need to wear 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.959 about rhyme with sheets. But that's just I don't know 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:02.080 what you're talking about. Look at all the sheet. She 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:06.040 was so mad because I had baby all on the sheet. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:14.200 She missed the point. Yeah, the whole damn point. Oh manpening, 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:18.159 not a damn thing. She mad real attitude too about 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:21.560 her sheet. Some sheets. So I got up you know, 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:26.200 no hell no, just reglass cotton sheets. Now I'm going down. 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.560 I gotta collect all my stuff all the way back 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:31.879 down the damn Still, I ain't this about nothing. I'm 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.360 putting stuff on on the stairways. So when I got 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:37.680 to the bottom, I was fully dressed because I took 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.600 the stuff off strategically, so I just put it back 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.280 on the same way. I got my draws, yeah yeah, 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:49.240 some parts shut. Yeah, my socks, my shoe. By the 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:51.199 time I got to the bottom, I just got on 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:55.080 dress on, got my car with on. Hell yeah, what 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:56.840 I want? You're nothing to do is be mad at 0:18:56.880 --> 0:19:02.320 me all this damn time. What happened to the meal 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:07.280 and the spaghetti and the salad in the frigerator? Got 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:14.200 an attitude? No, you got you put on your clothes 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:15.840 and got in your car and went home. What happened 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:20.080 the next day? Not even ain't doing talk for a while, Okay, 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.040 then she called me. She said, so I ain't heard 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:28.560 from you. You ain't heard from you, now you know? 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:32.120 She called my apartment. I ain't heard from you, because 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:35.320 you know, I hate to tell y'all this what no 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:39.800 cell phone back? I ain't heard from you? I said, way, 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:42.520 what what you want to hear from me? I spent 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:44.399 all that time cooking you a meal, and all you 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:48.520 complained about it. I'm sorry, Nah here, I'm sorry. Nothing. 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.639 I see how you are? See your ass crazy. I 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:56.960 ain't gonna get involved with you. So that was it? Yeah, yeah, 0:19:56.960 --> 0:19:59.800 it never went nowhere? Did you buy her some new 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:08.520 sh about her? She rush them? Hey what number baby one? Yeah, 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:14.280 it was to get at that dog if they bad sheets. 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.359 But you complain you missed the point. Skip, thank you 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.240 for cooking the meal. All this hit none of that, 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:24.120 you know. She laughing up the steps at the clothes. 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:26.440 But get up there and now she she hit a 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:29.399 switch so hard she just that damn man about this 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.840 baby all on these sheet. I'll tell you what. I'll 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:33.400 tell you what I ain't gonna stop doing. I ain't 0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:36.760 gonna stop using baby Ard. I promise I'll check you that. 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:38.960 I might be a little crew or a little rookie 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:40.920 at the knock because I'm twenty one, but I tell 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:45.760 you what I'm loving how to work? Yeah, well that 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:50.960 sixty one. I am a baby all specially I'm a 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:56.040 boss baby or be old ass baby baby all special? 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:59.600 Something about you in baby Ard? He just he did 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:01.600 I tell you about the time called I had to 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:05.520 come get him. He didn't slip them fails? He butt naked? Baby? 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:11.879 Wait what no, you didn't tell her? Oh my god, Steve, 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:15.399 you didn't mention this at all. Tell him bout the 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:17.000 time I had to come get you. You You didn't call 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:20.120 because you failed and you said you in a pudd 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:22.480 little baby ll but Nick, tell him about that part 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:25.679 so you saw him butt naked? Tell me I didn't 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:36.440 call him. I haullowed out. We gotta go, okay, an't 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:40.719 nobody call him? He came over coming up coming up 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:45.040 NeXT's running up frank back more ignorance from this ignorant show. 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:51.840 Right after this, you're listening right now, the nephew is 0:21:51.880 --> 0:21:54.560 here with today's frank phone call. What you got nat? 0:21:55.320 --> 0:22:03.040 Fixed to teen? Oh? Lord, fix to teen? Yeah, gotta 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:09.159 be aggressive with it. I watch this right here. Hello, 0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:12.320 hello's trying to speak your Latrenda? Please, this is Latrenda. 0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:16.240 Who is this? Hey? You work at the term with Sea? Yes? 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:19.080 I do? Who is this? Okay? Was you there? Did 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:21.960 you work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:25.680 six to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:30.680 who is this? Hey? My name is Ralph, and I basically, uh, 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:32.920 you know, looked around to try and get your phone numb. 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:35.360 I got a bit of a complaint right wait wait 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:37.639 wait wait wait you calling me? With a complaint on 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:40.040 my cell phone. Who gave you my number? I've done 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:42.000 the research to get your number, man, And what I'm 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:44.440 calling you about is, while I was in there getting 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:47.960 a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you came out 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:51.080 of the bathroom without washing your hands. And which First 0:22:51.119 --> 0:22:53.560 of all, you need to be calling the corporate headquarters 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:55.560 if you got a complaint, or you call that eight 0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:57.679 hundred number on the back of your receipt. Don't be 0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:00.439 calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gat you myself 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:03.320 on I'm a whoop day. Hey, listen, listen. The problem 0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:06.320 is is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No, 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:08.240 the problem I don't never come out and not wash 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:11.160 my hands. First of all, I'm working I've been working 0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:13.560 out for three years. Okay, I'll be coming to me 0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:15.520 with no books that I ain't came out and I 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:17.760 washed my hand. I guess you ain't been washing your 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:21.160 hands for no three years and you you're coming out, 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:24.880 you know, unsanitizing this way you're treating people. Don't First 0:23:24.920 --> 0:23:27.879 of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind it. 0:23:27.920 --> 0:23:30.399 I ain't washed my hands, like I said, I've been 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:32.800 there three years. I've been employer of the month six times. 0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:34.560 Don't be coming to me with a none of different book. 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:36.840 I don't like how you employ the money. You must 0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:39.040 be the nasty employer of the month because you're coming 0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:41.439 out you're not washing your hand. I saw you scratch 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:47.119 your head and you ain't putting on always look gloves 0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:50.159 on my hand. You ain't my blues. We don't know 0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:51.879 who the hell you think you are. But don't be 0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:54.800 calling my phone with this. You need to be calling 0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:57.399 headquarters if you got a complaint. I tell you what. 0:23:57.520 --> 0:24:00.440 I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mon to 0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:01.919 see if you're gonna be up in there with some 0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:03.800 gloves on, or you're gonna come out there out of 0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:06.440 the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there. 0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:09.200 I'm gonna be there from sixty close, sixty close, and 0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:10.840 I bet you if you come up to tomorrow, I'm 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:13.920 gonna make it sandwich. You' you're gonna do what I'm 0:24:13.920 --> 0:24:16.719 gonna make it sandwich? You out shoulder. Who's you think 0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:19.440 you're talking to? Yo? You said your name was round Rights. 0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.920 Let me come on my phone with this. Hey, let 0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:23.919 me tell you something. All I'm saying to you. Is 0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:26.480 this right here? If I come up in there tomorrow 0:24:26.480 --> 0:24:28.520 and find out you ain't got some gloves, oh you're 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:31.280 mes rood, I get whoop ah, You're gonna wo mine. 0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:34.880 You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there 0:24:34.880 --> 0:24:37.040 from six to ten. I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't 0:24:37.040 --> 0:24:39.040 calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm 0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:42.520 gonna whooping by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you You're 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:44.640 gonna try to take on them. Man, I'm gonna whoop 0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:47.879 your by myself. That's what I said. You need to 0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.040 get you a little name. Sit behind in the bathroom, 0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:54.080 or wash your hands and keep them on your hand, 0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:56.600 because you donna be coming up there. Some people food 0:24:56.680 --> 0:25:00.520 like that. Bring your gown up there, see SI ten. 0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:03.199 You know where I work? Six tit ten and I'm 0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:06.399 gonna whoop y'all. Who do you think you talking to? 0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:09.480 I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna 0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:13.000 know y'all tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your 0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:17.159 throwing up there six tit ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all. 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:20.040 I'm coming up to tomorrow. Come on, don't I'm not 0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:22.280 hold up to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell 0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:24.760 you how to be sanitize. I'm gonna be what some 0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:27.120 gloves on? Do you hear me? You're gonna be mine? 0:25:27.320 --> 0:25:30.080 And you steady talking about woman? That's a little bring 0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:33.280 you it's up there. We're gonna see who's gonna get paid? Who? 0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:36.680 What kind of man is you anyways? To be talking 0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:40.800 about fighting a walk? You are? And you are? What 0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:47.120 what you calling me? Um se te aank you? I'm 0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:49.160 coming up to the seeing you tomorrow. Is you gonna? 0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:51.000 Is you gonna be ready when I get up there? 0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:54.879 What kind of you anyway? Ya? Car of friends? I'm 0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:58.080 about you gonna fight female y'all with some hand washing. 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:02.480 Bring y'all bricks, and I'm gonna show you what it is. 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:05.679 Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here, matter of fact, i'mnna 0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.600 be here at five forty five. Bring your stuff form 0:26:08.640 --> 0:26:11.520 five o'clock in and I'm gonna whoop yoa who's thirty 0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:14.760 two to see? I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to Frank 0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:18.200 Supper for tomorrow. Sixty ten. You're gonna see, You're gonna 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.000 see what's up? I got one of my friends to 0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:21.920 see to you for her come up to tomorrow. I 0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:24.959 don't you got to say, I don't care. I'm gonnahoo yo, 0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:29.320 say that got I got one more listen to me? 0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:33.480 Say what do you listen? What? What if you Timmy 0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:41.359