Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving the
Speaker 1: move like Themking Buck bus things and its cubs. Do
Speaker 1: me true good of tea. Steve Hart listening to move
Speaker 1: together for Steve. Please, Bobby, I don't joy by join
Speaker 1: me to be doing men. You gotta use turn hing
Speaker 1: the you gotta turn to turn, got to turn out
Speaker 1: to the water the water. Come, come on your baby
Speaker 1: at it. Huh, I shall will Good morning everybody. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now. One
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, yoh man.
Speaker 1: God is in the blessing business all day every day.
Speaker 1: God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes
Speaker 1: out every day. All I want to do is be
Speaker 1: the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has
Speaker 1: for me. That's all I want. I just want God's favor,
Speaker 1: and I go. I want God's blessings. You know, of
Speaker 1: course I need his mercy and his grace, but I
Speaker 1: just want his blessings and his favor. I want. I
Speaker 1: want that in my life because it does things for
Speaker 1: me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself. And
Speaker 1: I've been a recipient of many of those, and you
Speaker 1: can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really,
Speaker 1: you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's
Speaker 1: a blessed. If you're getting one day closer to anything
Speaker 1: you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
Speaker 1: me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
Speaker 1: because this is the part that messes people up a
Speaker 1: great deal. What happens when you get off track? What
Speaker 1: is that? What does that mean? When you get off track? See,
Speaker 1: I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times,
Speaker 1: and it happens in so many aspects of your life.
Speaker 1: But but what is it that makes getting off track
Speaker 1: so debilitating to some people? You know, there are some
Speaker 1: people who want to stay off track, They off course,
Speaker 1: they off the dream, they own to something else. And
Speaker 1: you cannot allow the fact that you've gotten off track
Speaker 1: to stop. You can't tell you something. Everybody gets off track.
Speaker 1: Nobody does a diet exactly, meal per meal, calorie by
Speaker 1: calorie exactly. Everybody makes mistakes. But somehow, that are people
Speaker 1: who have made a success of themselves. That are people
Speaker 1: who are living their life's dreams. That are people who
Speaker 1: lose weight in spite of getting off track. See what
Speaker 1: happens when you get off track. Here's the simple thing
Speaker 1: to do. The simple thing is just to get back
Speaker 1: on track. Now that's that's but that's easier said than done,
Speaker 1: ain't it, Steve Yeah? Because see people, when you get
Speaker 1: off track. Here's some of the things that happen. See
Speaker 1: you get the here come to they sayers, some of
Speaker 1: them from the outside, some of them internally. Here's what
Speaker 1: gets said when you get off track. See I told you,
Speaker 1: I told you. You know you You start hearing that
Speaker 1: it's not for you. Okay, this is all just because
Speaker 1: you got off track. It's not for you. Okay. Here's
Speaker 1: another one. It ain't meant to be. You can hear
Speaker 1: it all you could said, Well, I guess it's just
Speaker 1: not meant to be. These are all things that people
Speaker 1: say to themselves once they get off track. You can't
Speaker 1: do it, well, I don't guess I can do it.
Speaker 1: Here's another one. I thought you said that you was
Speaker 1: gonna make it. You know, I was showed hoping I
Speaker 1: could have made it. It comes external or internal. But
Speaker 1: these are just some of the things. That's that I
Speaker 1: thought you said you was gonna lose weight. Well, you
Speaker 1: know I had tried to lose some weight. I'm just
Speaker 1: going down the list of some of the things that
Speaker 1: goes through a person's mind when they get off track.
Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question, though, who made
Speaker 1: the rule that when you get off track you can't
Speaker 1: get back on? Who made that rule? Where has that
Speaker 1: written that once you get off track you can't get
Speaker 1: back on? See, because I'm gonna tell you something, folks,
Speaker 1: there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's
Speaker 1: quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit of a dream,
Speaker 1: a goal, and aspiration or a mission, it's going to
Speaker 1: get off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. They
Speaker 1: are going to be days where you're not going to
Speaker 1: get it right. That are going to be days where
Speaker 1: you feel like giving up. There's going to be days
Speaker 1: when you're just gonna flat out get it wrong. That's
Speaker 1: the journey. But let me tell you something. Every successful
Speaker 1: person that I know ever met, talked to, set out
Speaker 1: and chopped it up with, have shared one thing in common.
Speaker 1: We all get off track. We all get it wrong
Speaker 1: along the way. I don't care who the person is.
Speaker 1: The president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor
Speaker 1: got it wrong along the way. Qui Director Gui got
Speaker 1: it wrong along the way. The principle at your school
Speaker 1: got it wrong along the way. The valor victoria of
Speaker 1: your class got it wrong along the way. The star
Speaker 1: of the team got it wrong along the way. They've
Speaker 1: all been off track. Your boss down at your job,
Speaker 1: he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor
Speaker 1: got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that
Speaker 1: has any measure of success in every level that you
Speaker 1: call success, however you want to label it, has gotten
Speaker 1: off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen
Speaker 1: to me, it is impossible not to get off track
Speaker 1: in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible.
Speaker 1: Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through
Speaker 1: life unscathed, that they made it because they was just
Speaker 1: so determined and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might not have let nothing turn you back because
Speaker 1: you hear all but you thought about it. Oh, you
Speaker 1: thought about it on days when you was off track.
Speaker 1: But see, people don't like to tell the whole story.
Speaker 1: They just want you to think as much as you
Speaker 1: can about them. So when they tell you the story,
Speaker 1: they leave out the stuff alone, the way it was
Speaker 1: just hard work and determination that got me here. No
Speaker 1: it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It was the fact that
Speaker 1: you got off track and the grace and mercy of
Speaker 1: God allowed you to get back on. His forgiveness allowed
Speaker 1: you to get back on because you would not believe
Speaker 1: what some of the people have done. So when you
Speaker 1: get off track, don't allow the naysayers outside and the
Speaker 1: big naysayer inside, because let me tell you something, the
Speaker 1: biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See, it
Speaker 1: don't matter what other people say out there. It takes
Speaker 1: some time for you to learn this. And I understand
Speaker 1: because it took me some time to learn it. See,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
Speaker 1: ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
Speaker 1: love me, for the ones that get me, for the
Speaker 1: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And
Speaker 1: so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself
Speaker 1: to get back on track when you get off track, Because,
Speaker 1: like I said, who made the rule up that you
Speaker 1: can't get back on track. There's no such rule out there.
Speaker 1: Stop stop yourself from getting it right. So what you
Speaker 1: started to diet at the beginning of the year, and
Speaker 1: you already off, start another one, start over, try it again,
Speaker 1: don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't
Speaker 1: make it. But if you never give up the effort,
Speaker 1: if you never give up and say it's over, it
Speaker 1: ain't over. You heard just saying it ain't over to
Speaker 1: the fat ladies, saying I never invite her. She's not invited.
Speaker 1: It ain't over to the fat ladies, saying I don't
Speaker 1: know where the fat ladies stay. I am not sending
Speaker 1: her an invitation to none of my events. She's not
Speaker 1: welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times.
Speaker 1: How come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start
Speaker 1: saying it and I ain't got time for that. All right,
Speaker 1: stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. You're listening,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen and everybody else. Man, I have your attention. Please,
Speaker 1: this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistake
Speaker 1: about it. Here it is ain't nothing else to this.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Shirley, Good morning Steve, Calling for real Good
Speaker 1: morning Steve, Hey crew junior. Morning up Tom Tom big
Speaker 1: dog it dog sitting up in here trying to be
Speaker 1: about it. Yes, sir, hustling flour, that's it. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: are you feeling, Steve? You know, I'm actually really really good, excited.
Speaker 1: It's a new day. Yeah, I woke up. I'm greatful.
Speaker 1: I got some plans. Yeah, I got some o dreams
Speaker 1: and stuff that I want to accomplish, visions. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got the stuff written down. I've been reworking everything. Now
Speaker 1: I write some most stuff down this week. Man like you,
Speaker 1: who has so much and who has been blessed so
Speaker 1: wonderfully and beautifully, what else do you dream about? For
Speaker 1: the people? You know? I got some bigger stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to do some things to
Speaker 1: change some other people's lives. Giving Tommy, you know we
Speaker 1: are too shit. Thank you, Thank you. See actually been
Speaker 1: on the list. You don't have to worry about getting
Speaker 1: on there. I'm available for anybody. Won't do something big, man,
Speaker 1: you know, anybody want to do something big. I'm looking
Speaker 1: to grow my company h as an international businessman. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the thing that I've laid claimed to. Well, you
Speaker 1: know why I asked you that though, why because people
Speaker 1: people need to know, you know, you can still dream,
Speaker 1: never stop dreaming, and never stop you know, believing in yourself.
Speaker 1: And you know, just matter how big, yeah, no matter
Speaker 1: how big you are, you have a lot. But there's God.
Speaker 1: Our God is big and you know he can do
Speaker 1: over and above. You know, there's a scripture that says, um,
Speaker 1: a man without a dream or vision shall perish. So
Speaker 1: you can't stop dreaming and you can't stop having visions
Speaker 1: because I mean, if you don't dream of nothing, if
Speaker 1: you if you don't want nothing else, what what what's
Speaker 1: what's the waking up for? Yeah? Then go ahead and
Speaker 1: just go on right, yeah, man, because you've got to
Speaker 1: Yeah man, you know, you know, I mean you have
Speaker 1: to press and and I suggest that people aim extremely high.
Speaker 1: I think people should. You should want stuff that's in
Speaker 1: your imagination, go way over there. If it's in your imagination,
Speaker 1: if you've ever imagined it, won't it won't it. That's
Speaker 1: that's where your real life is at. It's in your imagination.
Speaker 1: So all the things that you have now that you
Speaker 1: currently have, you you've dreamt about them at some point
Speaker 1: in time, at one point in time, even when I
Speaker 1: even even though some of this stuff I didn't even
Speaker 1: know existed, That's what I was going. Some of its
Speaker 1: just show up other things. Can I tell you, okay,
Speaker 1: when we come back, can I share with you what
Speaker 1: that really is? Yeah? Yeah, And I have a great
Speaker 1: story for you too, Steve. Okay, all right, will we
Speaker 1: come back, I'll tell you what that is. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back at thirty two. After the hours you're listening.
Speaker 1: It is time for something funny now, Steve. I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask you and the guys as well, what's the
Speaker 1: weirdest or the craziest thing you were caught doing red handed?
Speaker 1: Something you know you weren't supposed to do, but it
Speaker 1: was crazy though. Maybe it was something you were looking
Speaker 1: up online, or maybe it was an embarrassing moment in
Speaker 1: the bathroom you told us about when you were a
Speaker 1: chess at your girlfriend's house one time and you had
Speaker 1: a real bad explosion. Uh, sell anything something that happened
Speaker 1: during you know, on the job. On one I'm done anything,
Speaker 1: I mean, which one you want? Hand bust? You want
Speaker 1: the risk? Everybody down. I've heard all these statements in
Speaker 1: my life. Right there, put your chats, you hands up, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had all which one. You want something funny? She won?
Speaker 1: None of the funny. Getting busted just ain't funny. Right,
Speaker 1: Have you been caught but Nike, have you been caught?
Speaker 1: Button nick? No, I ain't been caught button niked. That's
Speaker 1: our story, tom h Well you know I want it. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I will. You know, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to get caught. I was at the girl's house
Speaker 1: one time. She was at work, and I told her
Speaker 1: I was gonna cook for when she came in. So
Speaker 1: I got over to the house and set it all
Speaker 1: up and I cooked everything. I cooked pretty good. You know,
Speaker 1: I was young as our young dude then. So she
Speaker 1: had a duplex town house. The kitchen, living room downstairs,
Speaker 1: two bedrooms was upstairs, and uh I decided to go
Speaker 1: on upstairs and wait for you know, I hadn't done
Speaker 1: all this cooking all that thenon, and uh so I
Speaker 1: just had a trail of clothes all the way up
Speaker 1: the steps. I'm under the cover, nicked, okay, looking like
Speaker 1: new money shower. Yeah, I got so much baby all
Speaker 1: on me. This was before I knew how to handle
Speaker 1: a baby. All. I had so much baby all on me.
Speaker 1: I don't ruin us sheets. Yeah, all in my hell,
Speaker 1: I had excess, man, baby, I didn't know what I
Speaker 1: was doing then, and uh, she was picking up the
Speaker 1: clothes coming up step, laughing, you're so crazy. Oh you're
Speaker 1: so you know. I had, you know, one sock, then
Speaker 1: another sock, you know, belt, you know, drawls, you know, sure,
Speaker 1: just hap all that placed up the steps. The last
Speaker 1: thing was a drawl. Yeah. She got up there and
Speaker 1: I snatched the covers off. I'm butt naked, but I
Speaker 1: got so much all on me. All she said was,
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at my sheets. I said, your ship.
Speaker 1: You talking about your sheath, but you need to wear
Speaker 1: about rhyme with sheets. But that's just I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Look at all the sheet. She
Speaker 1: was so mad because I had baby all on the sheet.
Speaker 1: She missed the point. Yeah, the whole damn point. Oh manpening,
Speaker 1: not a damn thing. She mad real attitude too about
Speaker 1: her sheet. Some sheets. So I got up you know,
Speaker 1: no hell no, just reglass cotton sheets. Now I'm going down.
Speaker 1: I gotta collect all my stuff all the way back
Speaker 1: down the damn Still, I ain't this about nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: putting stuff on on the stairways. So when I got
Speaker 1: to the bottom, I was fully dressed because I took
Speaker 1: the stuff off strategically, so I just put it back
Speaker 1: on the same way. I got my draws, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: some parts shut. Yeah, my socks, my shoe. By the
Speaker 1: time I got to the bottom, I just got on
Speaker 1: dress on, got my car with on. Hell yeah, what
Speaker 1: I want? You're nothing to do is be mad at
Speaker 1: me all this damn time. What happened to the meal
Speaker 1: and the spaghetti and the salad in the frigerator? Got
Speaker 1: an attitude? No, you got you put on your clothes
Speaker 1: and got in your car and went home. What happened
Speaker 1: the next day? Not even ain't doing talk for a while, Okay,
Speaker 1: then she called me. She said, so I ain't heard
Speaker 1: from you. You ain't heard from you, now you know?
Speaker 1: She called my apartment. I ain't heard from you, because
Speaker 1: you know, I hate to tell y'all this what no
Speaker 1: cell phone back? I ain't heard from you? I said, way,
Speaker 1: what what you want to hear from me? I spent
Speaker 1: all that time cooking you a meal, and all you
Speaker 1: complained about it. I'm sorry, Nah here, I'm sorry. Nothing.
Speaker 1: I see how you are? See your ass crazy. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get involved with you. So that was it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it never went nowhere? Did you buy her some new
Speaker 1: sh about her? She rush them? Hey what number baby one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was to get at that dog if they bad sheets.
Speaker 1: But you complain you missed the point. Skip, thank you
Speaker 1: for cooking the meal. All this hit none of that,
Speaker 1: you know. She laughing up the steps at the clothes.
Speaker 1: But get up there and now she she hit a
Speaker 1: switch so hard she just that damn man about this
Speaker 1: baby all on these sheet. I'll tell you what. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't gonna stop doing. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna stop using baby Ard. I promise I'll check you that.
Speaker 1: I might be a little crew or a little rookie
Speaker 1: at the knock because I'm twenty one, but I tell
Speaker 1: you what I'm loving how to work? Yeah, well that
Speaker 1: sixty one. I am a baby all specially I'm a
Speaker 1: boss baby or be old ass baby baby all special?
Speaker 1: Something about you in baby Ard? He just he did
Speaker 1: I tell you about the time called I had to
Speaker 1: come get him. He didn't slip them fails? He butt naked? Baby?
Speaker 1: Wait what no, you didn't tell her? Oh my god, Steve,
Speaker 1: you didn't mention this at all. Tell him bout the
Speaker 1: time I had to come get you. You You didn't call
Speaker 1: because you failed and you said you in a pudd
Speaker 1: little baby ll but Nick, tell him about that part
Speaker 1: so you saw him butt naked? Tell me I didn't
Speaker 1: call him. I haullowed out. We gotta go, okay, an't
Speaker 1: nobody call him? He came over coming up coming up
Speaker 1: NeXT's running up frank back more ignorance from this ignorant show.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening right now, the nephew is
Speaker 1: here with today's frank phone call. What you got nat?
Speaker 1: Fixed to teen? Oh? Lord, fix to teen? Yeah, gotta
Speaker 1: be aggressive with it. I watch this right here. Hello,
Speaker 1: hello's trying to speak your Latrenda? Please, this is Latrenda.
Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? You work at the term with Sea? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do? Who is this? Okay? Was you there? Did
Speaker 1: you work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess
Speaker 1: six to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who
Speaker 1: who is this? Hey? My name is Ralph, and I basically, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, looked around to try and get your phone numb.
Speaker 1: I got a bit of a complaint right wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait you calling me? With a complaint on
Speaker 1: my cell phone. Who gave you my number? I've done
Speaker 1: the research to get your number, man, And what I'm
Speaker 1: calling you about is, while I was in there getting
Speaker 1: a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you came out
Speaker 1: of the bathroom without washing your hands. And which First
Speaker 1: of all, you need to be calling the corporate headquarters
Speaker 1: if you got a complaint, or you call that eight
Speaker 1: hundred number on the back of your receipt. Don't be
Speaker 1: calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gat you myself
Speaker 1: on I'm a whoop day. Hey, listen, listen. The problem
Speaker 1: is is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No,
Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash
Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, I'm working I've been working
Speaker 1: out for three years. Okay, I'll be coming to me
Speaker 1: with no books that I ain't came out and I
Speaker 1: washed my hand. I guess you ain't been washing your
Speaker 1: hands for no three years and you you're coming out,
Speaker 1: you know, unsanitizing this way you're treating people. Don't First
Speaker 1: of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind it.
Speaker 1: I ain't washed my hands, like I said, I've been
Speaker 1: there three years. I've been employer of the month six times.
Speaker 1: Don't be coming to me with a none of different book.
Speaker 1: I don't like how you employ the money. You must
Speaker 1: be the nasty employer of the month because you're coming
Speaker 1: out you're not washing your hand. I saw you scratch
Speaker 1: your head and you ain't putting on always look gloves
Speaker 1: on my hand. You ain't my blues. We don't know
Speaker 1: who the hell you think you are. But don't be
Speaker 1: calling my phone with this. You need to be calling
Speaker 1: headquarters if you got a complaint. I tell you what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mon to
Speaker 1: see if you're gonna be up in there with some
Speaker 1: gloves on, or you're gonna come out there out of
Speaker 1: the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there from sixty close, sixty close, and
Speaker 1: I bet you if you come up to tomorrow, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make it sandwich. You' you're gonna do what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make it sandwich? You out shoulder. Who's you think
Speaker 1: you're talking to? Yo? You said your name was round Rights.
Speaker 1: Let me come on my phone with this. Hey, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. All I'm saying to you. Is
Speaker 1: this right here? If I come up in there tomorrow
Speaker 1: and find out you ain't got some gloves, oh you're
Speaker 1: mes rood, I get whoop ah, You're gonna wo mine.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there
Speaker 1: from six to ten. I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't
Speaker 1: calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna whooping by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you You're
Speaker 1: gonna try to take on them. Man, I'm gonna whoop
Speaker 1: your by myself. That's what I said. You need to
Speaker 1: get you a little name. Sit behind in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: or wash your hands and keep them on your hand,
Speaker 1: because you donna be coming up there. Some people food
Speaker 1: like that. Bring your gown up there, see SI ten.
Speaker 1: You know where I work? Six tit ten and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna whoop y'all. Who do you think you talking to?
Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know y'all tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your
Speaker 1: throwing up there six tit ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm coming up to tomorrow. Come on, don't I'm not
Speaker 1: hold up to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you how to be sanitize. I'm gonna be what some
Speaker 1: gloves on? Do you hear me? You're gonna be mine?
Speaker 1: And you steady talking about woman? That's a little bring
Speaker 1: you it's up there. We're gonna see who's gonna get paid? Who?
Speaker 1: What kind of man is you anyways? To be talking
Speaker 1: about fighting a walk? You are? And you are? What
Speaker 1: what you calling me? Um se te aank you? I'm
Speaker 1: coming up to the seeing you tomorrow. Is you gonna?
Speaker 1: Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
Speaker 1: What kind of you anyway? Ya? Car of friends? I'm
Speaker 1: about you gonna fight female y'all with some hand washing.
Speaker 1: Bring y'all bricks, and I'm gonna show you what it is.
Speaker 1: Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here, matter of fact, i'mnna
Speaker 1: be here at five forty five. Bring your stuff form
Speaker 1: five o'clock in and I'm gonna whoop yoa who's thirty
Speaker 1: two to see? I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to Frank
Speaker 1: Supper for tomorrow. Sixty ten. You're gonna see, You're gonna
Speaker 1: see what's up? I got one of my friends to
Speaker 1: see to you for her come up to tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: don't you got to say, I don't care. I'm gonnahoo yo,
Speaker 1: say that got I got one more listen to me?
Speaker 1: Say what do you listen? What? What if you Timmy
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who you you say? Who? Hey,
Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers. Man, you man, see, man,
Speaker 1: y'all got me. Man, I's like sixty ten tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: got something for her. She's gonna have to watch her
Speaker 1: back every hour, every hour on the hour. I got something.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm definitely gonna do
Speaker 1: an tomorrow. Believe that. Well you read it though. I
Speaker 1: was hell yeah, I was gonna. Man, you don't even
Speaker 1: know what you had in store for you. You was like,
Speaker 1: y'all is gonna pull me off? And that probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been enough either. Hey, I got one more thing
Speaker 1: to ask you, baby girl. What is the baddest radio
Speaker 1: station in the land. You already noticed Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show sixty ten babies, Come on down, sixty I'm killed,
Speaker 1: I'm come on down. I gave you my hours on
Speaker 1: six p m. Yeah, y'all, and I usually come in
Speaker 1: five minutes and washed my hand play too much that
Speaker 1: for you? All right, y'all take it out knocks Bil
Speaker 1: Civic Auditorium. The next would be nephew would be there
Speaker 1: alone with my boy, Bruce. Bruce. That's Friday. That's this Friday, y'all.
Speaker 1: April nineteen is going down. That's good Friday. Good Friday.
Speaker 1: The nephew would be in the building, and then Virginia
Speaker 1: Beach Comedy Club May second through the fourth. They're all
Speaker 1: laying in the cut. I'm on my way now, Uncle Steve.
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Speaker 1: air ticket. So picks on sail at the Miracle Closet
Speaker 1: and I also at GQ Fashion right there, your Miracle closet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, because after you get it out of there,
Speaker 1: that's how it's gonna look on like a miracle and
Speaker 1: the g e Q closet. No GQ fashion, GQ fashion
Speaker 1: and the miracle closet. I'll be damn what tim me.
Speaker 1: You ought to go there and get your outfit from
Speaker 1: GQU and then wear on stage. That'd be great promotion, man,
Speaker 1: it'll prove that you love the city. So you want
Speaker 1: to get you out from g Q. Yeah, so go
Speaker 1: in like the bay before going in and get me
Speaker 1: something to wear, give me something out of miracle clouds
Speaker 1: and then give me something else out of GQ fash. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you've always taught me to have my outfit ready
Speaker 1: when I get to the city. Yeah, but I want
Speaker 1: you to now, since they're selling your tickets or GQ head,
Speaker 1: I want you to go down then buy your your
Speaker 1: outfit from them and wad all right, thank you enough
Speaker 1: you you're listening, all right, Steve, It is time for
Speaker 1: comedy roulette before Yes, it is today, do it? Kay?
Speaker 1: All right? Coming to Red very serious comedy roulette versus.
Speaker 1: Take four subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun the wheel.
Speaker 1: That's right, spun it. Wad stop because we are great
Speaker 1: at doing this. We're comedians. We'll do the damn thing.
Speaker 1: Do it all right. Here we go with the subjects.
Speaker 1: The party was off the chain. In fact, as soon
Speaker 1: as you left, blank blank happened? Oh blank happened? All right?
Speaker 1: Number two? When to shut up? Okay? Number three? All
Speaker 1: guys who live alone would be number four. We're just
Speaker 1: being nice. The preacher's wife can't sing, all right, cod
Speaker 1: spin it? Oh, is it gonna be on clingle guys?
Speaker 1: Single guys who live alone? Preacher's wife up? Yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: number one. The party was off the chain. In fact,
Speaker 1: as soon as you left, Oh my black happened? Dude,
Speaker 1: this was a party. As soon as you left, the
Speaker 1: preacher's wife's wig got caught the ceiling. Fan man who
Speaker 1: was going should have been there, dude. It couldn't get
Speaker 1: that fan man. She was just chasing. Oh my god, man,
Speaker 1: that party was off the chain. Man. In fact, as
Speaker 1: soon as you left, uncle Herman got stuck in the bathroom. Dough.
Speaker 1: We couldn't get the restaurom of that night. He's somebody
Speaker 1: pushed me. No, oh man, the party was off the change.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you some as soon as you left,
Speaker 1: Soon as you left, bout it waste all the whiskey
Speaker 1: on the float. We mopped it up and rung it
Speaker 1: out in the picture. Man, let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: whiskey mop water is the holdest thing. Boy you talking about?
Speaker 1: You miss something. I'm trying to change. Miske whiskey my water.
Speaker 1: Lord ha mercy boy, you think that was good? Let party?
Speaker 1: This party was all to change. This party was as
Speaker 1: soon as you left. I'm talking about it wasn't five
Speaker 1: minutes after you walked out the door. Keisha started stripping
Speaker 1: on top of the watching machine. I'm trying to cut
Speaker 1: that spear cyclone and was stripping. Come on, Jay, one minute. Man,
Speaker 1: that was a party. As soon as you left, they
Speaker 1: had a wheelchair race, right. I didn't stead and got
Speaker 1: hit my ice cream. He's funny. This party was something
Speaker 1: to change that fact as you left. Uh since the
Speaker 1: woman front tooth shot at the herman drake man, he
Speaker 1: took himself. Now we just away on him to go
Speaker 1: to the bath. Let me tell you something. That party,
Speaker 1: the party was so out saying. As soon as you left, man,
Speaker 1: everybody got hungry. I don't know what made Butcher got
Speaker 1: the fish out the aquarium and Friday fish true. Oscars
Speaker 1: had an algae eat. I ain't led to that after
Speaker 1: eating was good? All right? Closing out, Steve, hermy that
Speaker 1: party right after you changed, right after you left, Uncle
Speaker 1: Take came in and had a one woman wet T
Speaker 1: shirt contact. We got a right, all right, Steve. Listen,
Speaker 1: lets let's get to today's headlines. Please, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: the lovely miss Anne trip. Thank you guys. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news. Well, here we go.
Speaker 1: Special Counsel Robert Muller is four hundred and forty eight
Speaker 1: page report four hundred and forty eight pages on the
Speaker 1: Russian election meddling is now out there for anybody who
Speaker 1: cares to read it, And even with all its redactions
Speaker 1: or blocking out, the report still does detail instances in
Speaker 1: which President Trump apparently directed other people in his administration
Speaker 1: to try to either influence or curtail the probe. But
Speaker 1: the report stops just short of accusing Trump of committing
Speaker 1: an actual crime. It also shows that there were numerous
Speaker 1: contacts between the Russian government and the Trump campaign. Again,
Speaker 1: the report concludes, though, that there was not enough evidence
Speaker 1: to prove any kind of collusion. Now, the question of
Speaker 1: obstruction of justice, though, remained open and how. Judiciary Committee
Speaker 1: Chairman Adam Schiff says, there's a message in that those
Speaker 1: acts of obstruction of justice, whether they are criminal or not,
Speaker 1: are deeply alarming in the President of the United States,
Speaker 1: and it's clear that Special Council Mueller wanted the Congress
Speaker 1: to consider the repercussions and the consequences. It is clear
Speaker 1: the Special Council believed that no one was above the law,
Speaker 1: and that includes the President of the United States. Nevertheless,
Speaker 1: the President of the United States is seeing a lot
Speaker 1: of vindication in this. He told an audience that he
Speaker 1: was found innocent and exonerated. It was a wounded warriors event,
Speaker 1: and now the President is pushing for an investigation into
Speaker 1: the investigation. In other words, how the Muller investigation got started.
Speaker 1: Natural Security Advisor John Bolton says that the US is
Speaker 1: going to start restricting the amount of money that Cubans
Speaker 1: can send to relatives on the island, and Bolton says
Speaker 1: that the new rules will also restrict non family travel
Speaker 1: to Cuba. Also, he says US courts are going to
Speaker 1: now be able to consider lawsuits against foreign companies doing
Speaker 1: business on properties that castro sees from Americans. After that
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty nine Cuban Revolution. The polisher of a small
Speaker 1: Alabama newspaper being talked about all over the internet, a
Speaker 1: good Low Sudden, as a polisher of something called The
Speaker 1: Democrat Porter, based in southwestern part of that state. He
Speaker 1: wrote in editorial calling full and white supremacists to quote
Speaker 1: go on night rides, again, saying that quote, if we
Speaker 1: could get the clan to go up there and clean
Speaker 1: out DC, we'd all be better off. We'll get the
Speaker 1: hemp rotes out, loop them over a tall limb and
Speaker 1: hang all of them. This guy claims that the clan
Speaker 1: only killed a few people, and they were only violent
Speaker 1: when they needed to be, and then went on to
Speaker 1: compare the clan to the oldest terrorists organization in the US,
Speaker 1: to the NAACP, saying they're the same. The University of
Speaker 1: Mississippi's now removed Goodlow Sutton from his place in the
Speaker 1: school's communications Hall of Fame. US Justice Department extremely critical
Speaker 1: of conditions of Alabama's prisons, Ice Cubs three on three
Speaker 1: basketball league quarterly signing a deal to air its games
Speaker 1: on CBS this summer. Further in the entertainer and MovieMaker's
Speaker 1: efforts to become a sports industry mogul, and Today's National
Speaker 1: Humor Day. I guess that's what they mean by good
Speaker 1: riddance to bad rubbish. I guess you what they mean
Speaker 1: when they say into each lives the lugli must fall.
Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show,
Speaker 1: all right, So Steve is here, of course with things
Speaker 1: you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've been going to church
Speaker 1: a lot of years on Easter, and it's the most
Speaker 1: fascinating time for me because you see stuff at the
Speaker 1: church that you really shouldn't see, like people in lime
Speaker 1: green should not be in lime green for I mean,
Speaker 1: it's shocking. A lot of a little bit of lime
Speaker 1: goes a long way. Yeah, just a little bit. You've
Speaker 1: got that little baby, beautiful black baby walking around with
Speaker 1: that day glow lemon yellow dress. On day You're gonna
Speaker 1: see colors that you did not know existence. I mean,
Speaker 1: you just what is that air polition? What is that
Speaker 1: air polish? Yeah, that's when you been going what is that?
Speaker 1: That's a ranger tang, a Ranger tan. You just don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. You're gonna see little boys with
Speaker 1: nicker's own because their mama thought it was cute. Yea
Speaker 1: little boy can't go around the rest of them boys.
Speaker 1: What you appeal grim, here's some mess you're gonna see,
Speaker 1: way way too many barrettes in this baby's It's just
Speaker 1: way too many damn barrettes in this baby. Head. Baby
Speaker 1: walk around just clacking her head heavy. She cried. Here's
Speaker 1: something you're gonna see if somebody's house. What that's just
Speaker 1: too much damn pineapple on that head. The hell man,
Speaker 1: you can't see the hell trying to disguise this dry
Speaker 1: ass hand. You're gonna see Easter Bunny in street shoes
Speaker 1: because you know in the hood, you don't have the
Speaker 1: money for the feet to you don't have the bunny
Speaker 1: for the entire He's just up in here with some
Speaker 1: black tomber Can street shoes. He got some flown flown
Speaker 1: street shoes. Flows. You're gonna see a fat man h
Speaker 1: with a too small jack at home and a little
Speaker 1: man with a two big I always see that, all right.
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four after the hour, Jamthony Brown
Speaker 1: is here to murder another hit. You're listening show, all right, Steve,
Speaker 1: he's here, Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown to Anthony Brown,
Speaker 1: come on, say all right, you can check me out.
Speaker 1: Chased by a Comedy Club on Tuesday, two shows, Friday,
Speaker 1: two shows Saturday, and keeping with the vein of Easter
Speaker 1: on Steve that you have, why not do it? Easter
Speaker 1: song that's gonna set it off, that's gonna say it
Speaker 1: all because it's the day we go crazy with what
Speaker 1: we have to with. Hit it. Wait till they see
Speaker 1: me in this shoot that at the bottom you shut
Speaker 1: the fund of your super You're ready, You're gonna kill him.
Speaker 1: He skins a Sunday. I can't believe those foul suits
Speaker 1: that see the colors do y'all y'allow ride and can't
Speaker 1: breath the blas guy, you old brain, one jacket and
Speaker 1: way too long. But didn't you know you're wrong? Where
Speaker 1: you get that plan from? You got on heart and south?
Speaker 1: But your suit is blood? Why the leader has the
Speaker 1: day the lea. You must be blooding at you, man,
Speaker 1: I didn't know see low head of stone, which listen
Speaker 1: sitting the pitch to me, real soup, ugly Jesus, you
Speaker 1: must be blinded, man, I didn't know se had a
Speaker 1: soul when you damns today in that ugly easter. Su
Speaker 1: must be blind. And you know that any laid it
Speaker 1: out the night before, kill him, just gonna hurt him on. Boy.
Speaker 1: I remember one year, man, I got me a white suit.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, boy that I don't want you
Speaker 1: to get no white suit. I had paper out. I
Speaker 1: give me. I'm getting the white white suit. I only
Speaker 1: had one pair of shoe they was black, so I
Speaker 1: wanted a black shirt. I couldn't find a black shirt.
Speaker 1: Bought a white shirt at a box of Rick Die
Speaker 1: and died it. I died the shirt in church, got
Speaker 1: hot to die, bleed out the shirt in tarn suit.
Speaker 1: Your mother told you, I'm sint been here man, with
Speaker 1: this cheap as shirt. I got sweating. It's leaking to die,
Speaker 1: is leaking on to the suit. My hand. I was
Speaker 1: so hurt. Now my suit got these great blotches on it. Man,
Speaker 1: you know this is way folk camouflage. I could not
Speaker 1: play at all. It's all going down easter. You're absolutely right, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know in jeans it's crown you work. I
Speaker 1: wear jeans on Eastern man. Anybody else where. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: try to go to the earliest service. They got ye
Speaker 1: y'all know. Look, look, Shirley, don't ask surprise you know
Speaker 1: hr he tried to ask you central human resources? Have rich?
Speaker 1: Oh what I got to do? What I mean? Why
Speaker 1: are you that I wear jeans on church? You know
Speaker 1: a lot of people? Yeah, a lot of people were
Speaker 1: back in Cleveland, Kate. Yeah, but just by the way
Speaker 1: I was raised. It's hard to do that. Still, you
Speaker 1: didn't change what you know, let's change. I can't church. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard. I mean, it's better than people can come
Speaker 1: to church day, but it ain't increase. It ain't increased
Speaker 1: traffic at church. You think it's more people going to
Speaker 1: church now than then? With Trump in the White House? Ye?
Speaker 1: All right, the nephew the prank phone call coming up
Speaker 1: right after the you're listening morning show? Coming up next?
Speaker 1: The King is in the building, a prank phone called
Speaker 1: what you got man? All right? You in my house now?
Speaker 1: My grandma used to say, as far as you in
Speaker 1: my house. Yeah, we will serve the Lord that ain't
Speaker 1: got nothing with this tilt is here? Is you in
Speaker 1: my house? I let you have. I am the prank
Speaker 1: phone called king for what they say? You think that stupid?
Speaker 1: Wait till February February seven, Febry Avi say it with me?
Speaker 1: Called my grandmama said. If you make it through jan
Speaker 1: let's go. You can march on through the A. You're
Speaker 1: gonna remember this. You make it through jany A and
Speaker 1: febr A, you can march on through the April. Baker
Speaker 1: got him. Hey, this is uh this Presston? What y'all?
Speaker 1: Where did y'all lead a kia? I'm about two hours out?
Speaker 1: You got th wrong? On Bro? Call him back? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is this Troy? Yeah, this's Troy? Who there? Day? This
Speaker 1: is this? I'm Preston. Man. Listen, I'm on my way
Speaker 1: to the house. I'm about two hours out. Where did
Speaker 1: y'all lead a kid at? Man? Oh? On? Way? You
Speaker 1: let him get up? On your way to what? Hell?
Speaker 1: I'm on my way there? Are you at? You at
Speaker 1: the house? I'm at my house? Yeah? What what did
Speaker 1: you say? Your name was? This is Preston? I uh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, man, I don't understand. Okay, I'm on my
Speaker 1: way to the house. What house? Does my question? What
Speaker 1: has he coming out? Okay? You are you at six
Speaker 1: and Woods Drive? Yeah? That's my house? Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't understand that, all right, So listen, I'm I'm about
Speaker 1: two hours out, man, I got two U haul trucks
Speaker 1: were in route there. We'll be there about two hours.
Speaker 1: But but I thought y'all was out of the house
Speaker 1: by now. I'm I'm kind of see where the key at?
Speaker 1: How the hot it was? I don't know what you know?
Speaker 1: What you had? What you say you you you got
Speaker 1: to you hall trust what what you got? What you got?
Speaker 1: Tim was it was that now I'm moving into the house.
Speaker 1: I bought the house. You you're moving in the white Okay,
Speaker 1: how you don't know? I bought the house? Man? Wait
Speaker 1: what the house you talking about? You on Woods Drive?
Speaker 1: That's I bought this house from kids there? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Ti Tith Yeah yeah yeah, Tith there. That's that's what.
Speaker 1: That's where we that's where we got the house from.
Speaker 1: What you say you about the house? Okay, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you leased the house from kids there? Right? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're right right. We we stood out about another year
Speaker 1: lesson our least. We we we at this house for
Speaker 1: another year, I mean, and we supposed to renew that. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: we got a problem. Let me let me try to Okay,
Speaker 1: we bought. I'm let me give my wife on them.
Speaker 1: I need to get my wife on the phone. Oh well,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on a minute. Okay, So
Speaker 1: now tis they'll tell me that y'all supposed to be
Speaker 1: at the house and I'm calling. He said, y'all gonna
Speaker 1: leave the key in a certain places till ain't tell
Speaker 1: you know, like I mean, let me get kicked deal
Speaker 1: on the phone. Such because because how we how do
Speaker 1: you he ain't, man, we ain't here nothing about no selling, no,
Speaker 1: no house or no nothing like that. Okay, Well I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't balk the house from Tisdale. And I'm I'm
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm I'm two hours out. I might
Speaker 1: get there a little quicker. How soon do you think
Speaker 1: y'all gonna get the stuff? Get y'all stuff out the house? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What stuff? I want house? Y'all gonna have to get
Speaker 1: y'all stuff out the house? Get what stuff? Did you
Speaker 1: a a lot of that? You think we're gonna get? We?
Speaker 1: We we look like I said, man, we need to
Speaker 1: get Tisdale on the phone and get this cleared up.
Speaker 1: You say, I'll tell you what you bring up. You
Speaker 1: hall trust as you want to y'all. Bet to take
Speaker 1: you out back where you come from. I tell you that.
Speaker 1: After you that, but ain't listen, man, listen the mistake.
Speaker 1: First of all, Okay, you you arguing with me by
Speaker 1: my house. That's not house. No no, no, now see
Speaker 1: and now I'm at see now you pissing the hour.
Speaker 1: I'mnna tell you. I'm gonna tell you like I like like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell there ain't none of this ain't going
Speaker 1: down the way you think it's gonna go down. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We signed the leaf being this
Speaker 1: house for a year. Mean, that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be in this house for a hope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you ain't over. Yeah, so you might get yourself own
Speaker 1: the house. No more, I owned the house. You got
Speaker 1: to get your shop. Man. I'm two hours out here. Man,
Speaker 1: little man, we look, let listen to me. Now listen.
Speaker 1: We haven't been in this house five years. Okay, we
Speaker 1: got one year nothing this house. Okay, look, ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be no moving end the day. We can't. I can't
Speaker 1: move my man, I got wife, I got kids in man.
Speaker 1: I look, I'm teeth, I'm teeth. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: you said, you got we gotta talk Tisdale. But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, man, you pull up today and you haul
Speaker 1: I sweat so a little, I'm gonna I'm gonna whoop
Speaker 1: your toil. You you you you don't call me with
Speaker 1: all this, ain't got no notice but nothing gaus. Then
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you ain't ain't never we ain't talk,
Speaker 1: ain't got at one time agree with me saying okay,
Speaker 1: well that's tween you kids there. But right nah, I'm
Speaker 1: on my way to my house and you got to
Speaker 1: get your mind. Oh no, you're on your way to
Speaker 1: my house. I tell you if you if you no,
Speaker 1: if you come to my house, you're gonna get your
Speaker 1: heads a tea. Let me let me say that is
Speaker 1: your kids, your is your wife and kids there right now?
Speaker 1: They at church. Where you need to be okay, okay,
Speaker 1: is in a room. And what's in the garage? In
Speaker 1: the room in the garage, can you move on? What's
Speaker 1: the night garage? You're raggedy? Like I just told you,
Speaker 1: you pull up to my house, I'll get something fun.
Speaker 1: You're moving and this man getting you. You're getting your
Speaker 1: black blue and ain't I ain't gonna say when you
Speaker 1: come make me do it. You come make me do it.
Speaker 1: Move out of my house today? What's in my garage? Then?
Speaker 1: What's in yo garade? You tell me that what's in yogade?
Speaker 1: I'm allow I'm gonna allowing you to do this. Move
Speaker 1: all your stuff into the garage. I'm gonna allowing you
Speaker 1: to get your saying what I'm saying. So so I see,
Speaker 1: I see nae. I see now you won't you up
Speaker 1: in front of your wife and kids? I see so
Speaker 1: you gonna with my what you're gonna do. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what if you bring them you house, you bring
Speaker 1: your wife, your kids, your dogs, ain't you bring it
Speaker 1: about it? I won't call your right in front of
Speaker 1: It's not your house, it's not I bought. I bought
Speaker 1: the house from tids. I'm telling a look, I tell
Speaker 1: you what you need me right in front of y'all.
Speaker 1: I'mna be right out here standing like I'm gonna who
Speaker 1: kill into my role and my house shoes? How about that?
Speaker 1: Donna kill me to move out my house? And I
Speaker 1: tell you you better call kids because you don't need
Speaker 1: to told me to tell you what you mean? What
Speaker 1: you say, do you know what these kids they are
Speaker 1: told me to tell you. I tell you one that
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me whatever kids they're told me about,
Speaker 1: I tell you what. They ain't moving out my house today.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now ain't gonna be no
Speaker 1: moving out here, he said, with the kids they're told
Speaker 1: you to say, I'm gonna tell you this here. What
Speaker 1: tids there told me to tell you. Tears there told
Speaker 1: me to tell you that this is next You till
Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harvard Morning Show, Troy, your wife
Speaker 1: and tids there got me the prank phone call you
Speaker 1: so this one boot some book. Yes, I didn't put
Speaker 1: my pens on, boots on. I'm waiting. I'm sitting right
Speaker 1: here in my living room looking at the wait for this.
Speaker 1: You want to pull up because I showed gonna tear
Speaker 1: five from your man. I can't go back to sweep now.
Speaker 1: You don't got me fired up? They sure I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you for I go, man, what is the baddest
Speaker 1: and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvesting? This show? Ain't that about? Come on? Okay,
Speaker 1: you give me tell me ignorant going you really does,
Speaker 1: it really does? Is you got you got to be?
Speaker 1: They can't go down. It's it's got to go level
Speaker 1: ignorance baby, And it stayed there and it stays up.
Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. Right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show. Right now, it is time for
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships,
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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. That's simple, righte, Steve? You know it? Oh
Speaker 1: what you keep asking me? Fault? This is the most
Speaker 1: important announcement I mate, man, send us young Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.
Speaker 1: Here it is the Strawy Letter. Subject I can't get
Speaker 1: back in bed with him. Subject I can't get back
Speaker 1: in bed with him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am dating
Speaker 1: a man that I consider to be my soul mate.
Speaker 1: We have a long distance relationship, but we see each
Speaker 1: other often. He always comes to visit me, and I
Speaker 1: would always make sure that my house was clean. I
Speaker 1: would go out of my way to impress him. This
Speaker 1: past weekend, I went to visit him for the first time.
Speaker 1: After driving for four hours, I got to his house
Speaker 1: and I was immediately shocked and disappointed by what I saw.
Speaker 1: His house was absolutely filthy. Before I could even hug him,
Speaker 1: I couldn't help but blurt out, I thought you cleaned up.
Speaker 1: We went back and forth on what he thought was
Speaker 1: clean and what my interpretation of clean was. I decided
Speaker 1: to do the cleaning myself, and he agreed to help me.
Speaker 1: My first priority was to clean the bedroom where I'd
Speaker 1: be sleeping. I started with the bed to put clean
Speaker 1: sheets on it. As I pulled back the covers, I
Speaker 1: discovered a huge piece stain on his mattress. I almost
Speaker 1: got sick from the sight and smell of it. I
Speaker 1: called him into the bedroom, and he got defensive, the
Speaker 1: nerve to say I was doing too much. He said
Speaker 1: that his sheets were already clean and it was an
Speaker 1: old stain on the mattress. I could not believe that
Speaker 1: this fine, handsome, well spoken man wet his bed. I
Speaker 1: was devastated and turned off. As tired as I was,
Speaker 1: I got back in my car. All right, listen, guys.
Speaker 1: As tired as I was, I got back in my
Speaker 1: car and drove for another four hours back to my
Speaker 1: own house. We talked on the phone, but I can
Speaker 1: tell he's still embarrassed. I don't think we can get
Speaker 1: past this. If it's a medical issue, then I can
Speaker 1: be supportive and help him through it, but he will
Speaker 1: not talk about it with me. He's really the best
Speaker 1: man I've met in years. Please help me? What should
Speaker 1: I do? Well? How nice of you to drive all
Speaker 1: that way and just you know, get right and dive
Speaker 1: right in into cleaning and everything. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: would really be a deal breaker for me. I don't
Speaker 1: think this guy is your soul mate. Um. I think
Speaker 1: you have to have more in common and let's just
Speaker 1: start with the basics here. Um, you know you gotta
Speaker 1: be clean, you gotta have some good hygiene. That is
Speaker 1: just the basic requirement in a relationship. I mean the
Speaker 1: question to me though, is this urination situation? Yeah? What's
Speaker 1: going on here? I mean is this a medical like
Speaker 1: incontinent problem or is he just lazy and just doesn't
Speaker 1: get up to go? You didn't make that clear in
Speaker 1: the letter. Um, he didn't seem to be bothered by
Speaker 1: it though when you pointed it out. If it is medical,
Speaker 1: he needs to see a doctor immediately. This can't go
Speaker 1: on in a grown man wetting the bed. You gotta
Speaker 1: go see a doctor and get this situation taken care of.
Speaker 1: I say, um, try and talk to him again about it,
Speaker 1: you know, not in a nagging kind of way or anything,
Speaker 1: but in an adult, loving, caring and concerned way. If
Speaker 1: he still doesn't want to talk to you about it,
Speaker 1: you might have to walk and leave him alone. And
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate because you think this guy's your soul mate,
Speaker 1: and you really like this guy. Steve, I must jump
Speaker 1: right on this letter. I disagree, Shirley. This could be
Speaker 1: her seal soul mate. You're soul making have problems and issues.
Speaker 1: People complete each other. Now, this woman had been dating
Speaker 1: this man. He's absolutely wonderful. Everything's going perfect. He's always
Speaker 1: comes to the house. Her house is spotless. She goes
Speaker 1: to his house, his house trife. I know, that's surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm filthy, you know, filthy. You know he don't clean,
Speaker 1: you don't clean up. I don't know. Not every man
Speaker 1: I know is a germophobic, like you know who. A
Speaker 1: lot of men are not that neat. You know. I
Speaker 1: like having a neat clean house, but I have a
Speaker 1: tendency to throw some stuff down and I let some
Speaker 1: dishes stack up. It don't bother me. It bothers my
Speaker 1: wife that dishes and stacked though. It bothered my wife
Speaker 1: that out and threw something in the flow. Now we don't.
Speaker 1: We we're not. We haven't got to that yet. That's
Speaker 1: your style of comedy is a little bit more aggressive
Speaker 1: and forward. Just allowed to it now. I just want
Speaker 1: him to allow me to get to it as I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't be in his punk ass pranks. They punk
Speaker 1: ass yeah they is now back to the letter. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you get his ass out of it. Shirm, Okay,
Speaker 1: talk to him. I don't say nothing doing them pray.
Speaker 1: Ain't never interrupted him, ain't never jumped on. Hey me too,
Speaker 1: say something about me too. That was he don't clean.
Speaker 1: That's not big of a deal. You can help him clean.
Speaker 1: You did it yourself. Here the problem you pulled back
Speaker 1: to covers and it was some pa in the bed.
Speaker 1: Now here was wrong when you pulled back. You didn't
Speaker 1: say how old he was. But listen to me. I
Speaker 1: Pete is different from baby Pete. This p is strong,
Speaker 1: monia need it, It's got things in it. It's got
Speaker 1: part lookal in it Penesilla College, green juice, hen essy
Speaker 1: all listens in there, Yeah, insolent. He could be died
Speaker 1: better instantly. It's all listens in that urine. Now, if
Speaker 1: it's been under that quilt and you open it up,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be shocking. And you can't have a soul
Speaker 1: mate with a week bladder. Sorry, Now he is the problem.
Speaker 1: You got back in your car. You drove back to
Speaker 1: four hours. You was disgusted and hurt that he didn't
Speaker 1: think enough about you to clean up before you came.
Speaker 1: He thought he cleaned up, but he didn't forgot. See
Speaker 1: he's been messy and junkie so long. He forgot. He
Speaker 1: forgot all about the piece that he thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna dry, what he thought it'd be dry by. Now
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what he thought he figured about time,
Speaker 1: y'all getting the better to be that And now you
Speaker 1: ain't gonna notice that he don't know that he dating
Speaker 1: a blood him. O God, that you're gonna smell it?
Speaker 1: What is that? So now you got you got a
Speaker 1: lot backed up on him. This relationship is salvageable. And
Speaker 1: I will tell you when we come back how you
Speaker 1: can go about the business of salvaging this relationship, because
Speaker 1: I don't know that you should throw a good man away,
Speaker 1: because he has possibly a medical condition that requires the
Speaker 1: right help. And we can get somebody clean dawn house. Right.
Speaker 1: She said that she can be supportive and help him
Speaker 1: through it. All right, we'll have part two of Steve's
Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. I
Speaker 1: can't get back in with him. That's the subject you're listening,
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's get to part two
Speaker 1: of your response to today's Strawberry letter. I can't get
Speaker 1: back in bed with him. And the reason she can't
Speaker 1: get back in bed with because she didn't went to
Speaker 1: this man's house. He'd been coming over there all the time.
Speaker 1: She drove for out. The man house filthy, it's trifling.
Speaker 1: She helped him clean up, and then she go in
Speaker 1: the bedroom and pulled back to the sheets. She trying
Speaker 1: to clean the sheep. But they got a big peace
Speaker 1: stain on him, and it was strong. Now, she said,
Speaker 1: the man pee in the bed. The seats was already clean.
Speaker 1: He said, and that's an old stain. That stain I
Speaker 1: had peed on that last week. That's not fresh. To
Speaker 1: tripping fall. She couldn't believe this was fine. Handsome, well
Speaker 1: spoken man wets the bed. I'm devastated. As tired as
Speaker 1: I was, I got back in my drove back another
Speaker 1: four hours back to my own house. Then we talked
Speaker 1: on the phone, but I can tell he's still in beards.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can get past this. If it's
Speaker 1: a medical issue, then I can be supportive and help
Speaker 1: him get through it, but he will not talk to
Speaker 1: me about it. With me, he's really the best man
Speaker 1: I've met in years. Please help me. What should I do?
Speaker 1: You gotta get through to him. You gotta get him
Speaker 1: comfortable talking about what's wrong. Look, I love you, I
Speaker 1: think we have something, and I'm willing to help you
Speaker 1: and share you share your life. But I need you
Speaker 1: to be open and honest with me. Tell me what's
Speaker 1: going on so I can help you with it. Because
Speaker 1: if you pee on me, see this is the real problem.
Speaker 1: What she's scared to be laying up there, And then
Speaker 1: if you pee on her that apple tell you right now,
Speaker 1: that's gonna cause a break up. They don't like that though.
Speaker 1: They don't like that. Now, if you got to be
Speaker 1: in the bed with it depend on that's gonna cut
Speaker 1: down on the Sexilynna be cutting down. You're all snuggle
Speaker 1: all of them. You got the dare the applehol because
Speaker 1: you're I ain't waring for damn. It's just over here
Speaker 1: with a whole lit it. You're just peeing on people.
Speaker 1: You just in here, we're just talking. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the big get warm and we
Speaker 1: just can't be doing it. We up just watching TV.
Speaker 1: We got the we're sitting up on the headboard. We're
Speaker 1: watching TV in the bad We got the bowl of
Speaker 1: popcorn tween our legs. Now, all of a sudden, you're hot,
Speaker 1: real popcorn, extra butter. The hell is going on? Hill?
Speaker 1: Why is your popcorn hot and socker? And why didn't
Speaker 1: you tell me you were sitting over that peel? He
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about it. I could have got
Speaker 1: up and got out your weight. He doesn't want to
Speaker 1: talk about it. Sit your ass up in here and
Speaker 1: just peeing in this bed. The bathroom is right down,
Speaker 1: she said. Let me get him count east. Where steps
Speaker 1: in you in the bathroom to sexual ladies? An ass
Speaker 1: up here and paid again. But you gotta find a
Speaker 1: way to help him. Now it's a couple of solutions.
Speaker 1: I don't know how old is. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're eighty or the forty, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're eighty. We're gonna have to get a cafit or
Speaker 1: something on this board so he can just pee onto
Speaker 1: the pay all that's on the floor. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't know how old they are.
Speaker 1: But she drove four hours, so she ain't eighty. I
Speaker 1: don't know no eighty old person can drive for a
Speaker 1: while without nod. I'm gonna stay for I think you
Speaker 1: have something there. When you say forties, she's gonna well.
Speaker 1: She got her own house and he got his own house,
Speaker 1: so they both accomplished something. She took that long draft.
Speaker 1: Now we've had a story similar to this, that lady
Speaker 1: that was going to astronaut lady that put that astronaut
Speaker 1: shoot on and drove nine hundred stop and just pete
Speaker 1: on herself in an astronautus got our head on everything
Speaker 1: but the helmet on. Just driving, driving in peer stopping,
Speaker 1: getting gas and peeing. Didn't even get out. Give me
Speaker 1: eight dollars, I can make it. Well, we I think
Speaker 1: you should say, look I love you. I want to
Speaker 1: stay with you, but if you don't share with me
Speaker 1: what's going on, I can't help you. And if you
Speaker 1: won't allow me to help you, that's gonna cancel our relationship.
Speaker 1: You're the best man I've met in a long time,
Speaker 1: and I believe I'm the best woman you've met in
Speaker 1: a long time. As a matter of fact, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's another woman living that's gonna crawl up in
Speaker 1: that field there as bad now, if you're gonna be
Speaker 1: in that peing on you, that's what I said. They
Speaker 1: aren't staying. Let me ask you something. This is some
Speaker 1: kids somewhere that I don't know nothing. She didn't mention kids. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just asking because maybe the baby will pete in
Speaker 1: the baby. But I can tell you right now that
Speaker 1: ain't baby year that grown man as you. When you
Speaker 1: peeled back, you smell homely. Yeah, she said she almost
Speaker 1: got sick from the sight and smell of its stead.
Speaker 1: That's a strong yellow. Then when she called him to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, he got defensive. It was his Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was down at Venice Beach one time years ago, and
Speaker 1: I was trying to help this homes dude that I
Speaker 1: saw him rummaging through the waist can. So I bought
Speaker 1: him two sandwiches and gave him to me. But when
Speaker 1: he came over to get him from me, that boy
Speaker 1: was so strong. Good lord, good lord. I gave him
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars and him if you could back up now, man,
Speaker 1: it's on you. And then when was coming off the ocean,
Speaker 1: because we were down at Venice Beach, nothing, Yes, the
Speaker 1: smell of cotton candor none was high in this hill. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about gifted. We really understand you standing. They
Speaker 1: had the duct tape shoes on too, and they had
Speaker 1: got hot on that to ask phone, would you please
Speaker 1: what he had in that grocery car? But it was
Speaker 1: thinking too. Yeah, the air condition in that wrapped up
Speaker 1: in the talk. I'm trying to figure out where he
Speaker 1: was gonna plug his alpack. But lord, no, you can't
Speaker 1: be standing in front of this as when you cut
Speaker 1: it on that much. I do know. What you cannot
Speaker 1: do is blow. You can't plug that air condition up
Speaker 1: there in that grocery car and stand in front of
Speaker 1: it and shift that win towards people. We gotta go
Speaker 1: when you go ahead and go. But I'm just tetching us.
Speaker 1: That's how I smelled that before, and that's how I
Speaker 1: know this ain't no baby pe All right, listen, you
Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter and email us or whatever, but wash first,
Speaker 1: email us and Steve Harvey FM. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: Steve for that answer. There, Wow, you're listening. Show all right,
Speaker 1: Now it's time for something funny. Guys. We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about annoying things that grown people do while you're driving.
Speaker 1: So when you are driving, because these people are in
Speaker 1: the car with you, riding with you, the passenger, the
Speaker 1: passenger or that seat of kids are just just you
Speaker 1: the driver, So you gotta focus, yeah, on road. And
Speaker 1: it's just little stuff that gets on, Just little things, man,
Speaker 1: like just that little Steve like you driving right. I
Speaker 1: can't stand people to point to stuff for me to
Speaker 1: look at yea, yeah, I'm driving. Look oh look look
Speaker 1: you missed out, you missed you? Oh you they got
Speaker 1: tomatoes on sale? Look look yeah see that sad and
Speaker 1: I'm driving. Ain't where man, I can't stand for people
Speaker 1: to see that gets on my nerve. Come first of all,
Speaker 1: you don't know the words to the song I can't
Speaker 1: stand and you don't sound nothing like nothing like the
Speaker 1: song the song are you evil? When you just change
Speaker 1: the station when they're singing Twitter on Talk, I don't talk, Grady,
Speaker 1: I don't care what they're talking about. We started listening
Speaker 1: to talk the minute you open your mouth. And amazing
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we are here today. Like when we're going
Speaker 1: Crosstown to my Auntie High, I hadn't been there a
Speaker 1: thousand times, but my wife want to give me directions.
Speaker 1: Thought to go this way, this way, take forty five
Speaker 1: and then take fifty nine. If you take fifty nine,
Speaker 1: we'll get there a little quicker. But We've been there
Speaker 1: several times. I know where I'm going. Come on, Steve,
Speaker 1: I know I can't damn when people driving they damn
Speaker 1: call looking over at an accident that they ain't e
Speaker 1: a about to get us in one over him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't stand over there. I can't tell you know
Speaker 1: that window, That window is not to be played with
Speaker 1: okay down, yes, or women with hot slashes. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't stand that. That's why I got win the lot,
Speaker 1: That's why I got locked. Yeah, he got the lock
Speaker 1: to winter take the jow off. I'm not not doing it. Not,
Speaker 1: don't grown un, I'm not gonna do it. You know
Speaker 1: I can't stand right I getting my car washed and
Speaker 1: I can't pick up take it somewhere. If you eat
Speaker 1: in my car and drop me any fact, I don't
Speaker 1: know when it. When you driving, you always notice somebody
Speaker 1: dropping something. Yeah, you got chips. I see the chip
Speaker 1: fall down your shirt to the seat, to my floor.
Speaker 1: But you can't eat like it ain't down it? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I hate to go there. Come on, I'm driving in
Speaker 1: my car. I look out the little just look out
Speaker 1: to the peripheral of my of my of my right side.
Speaker 1: Are you hicking? Yo? No, wait a minute, where are you?
Speaker 1: Where are you dusting that? Old man? Where's that going?
Speaker 1: That's on my floor? Man? Now, bro, bro, when y'all
Speaker 1: is saying it, you didn't seen it. I used to
Speaker 1: hate getting there somebody's car and don't nothing work. We
Speaker 1: ain't got no radio, we ain't got no el. We're
Speaker 1: just sitting up in here, hot, in silence, and it's
Speaker 1: starting to smoke. Tower this one. Okay, you gonna have
Speaker 1: gum in your mouth. Yeah, I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: you click it I don't want to hear your poppet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't want to see it making bubbles
Speaker 1: out of it. Damn it just shooting. Okay, just shooting.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's why they call it shooting. Gum. You
Speaker 1: know what? I had this problem? Right now, I won't
Speaker 1: I want to drive, but I don't have one. But
Speaker 1: right now, stay out my damn glove box. Why are you?
Speaker 1: Why is you in there? What that hell made you?
Speaker 1: Click that two buttons and pull it down? And what
Speaker 1: are you looking for? You got something here? When did
Speaker 1: you put something there? It's like when you go to
Speaker 1: someone's house and they go to their medicine cabinet in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Okay, this is what bothered me. We pull
Speaker 1: out the driveway. Yeah, I'm rolling my son in the backseat.
Speaker 1: He started holling and crime. We can't go. We got
Speaker 1: to stop. Wait a minute, what's wrong? The Wi Fi
Speaker 1: ain't work? It onney? I used to hate what. Don't
Speaker 1: ask me to use my car, please, man, You don't
Speaker 1: want your feelings hurt. You don't know how I really
Speaker 1: feel about you. Don't ask me to use my damn
Speaker 1: car for nothing, for nothing, Go to work, Go to stove. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gonna find out what you really in the phrase,
Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. That's why it's just sitting there,
Speaker 1: because it's my car, and I ain't right. Well, it's
Speaker 1: just sitting there. So yeah, so what Yeah, I hate
Speaker 1: I'm backing out now. And in order to back out,
Speaker 1: you gotta look back. Why am I looking at you
Speaker 1: looking back at me? Backing out? It don't take two
Speaker 1: of us back out. I'm looking. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I can't say. Don't diagnose my car? How you know
Speaker 1: what's wrong with my car? So you got a bad time?
Speaker 1: How you know you just got in? Come on, Steve,
Speaker 1: this got this one, lad one. This got something to
Speaker 1: do with using my car. This is what a friend
Speaker 1: did to me one time, called a calf to my house,
Speaker 1: asked me to use but you should have took that's crazy.
Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So did you guys hear about the five
Speaker 1: year old little boy in Florida who used his grandmother's
Speaker 1: kindle and ordered a whole bunch of toys. Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when the grandmother came back from vacation. They were about
Speaker 1: twenty five boxes at her door. Uh, and Moore kept
Speaker 1: coming and a little boy said, Grandma, what is that
Speaker 1: at our front door? He ordered about nine hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty dollars worth of toys. Um, this is crazy. Now
Speaker 1: how old he was? Just five? Yeah? Out of Florida.
Speaker 1: A little boy out of Florida. He's been to school
Speaker 1: at Nick. We couldn't do. Okay, this almost another yea
Speaker 1: And Grandma, wats that at your dough that you ain't
Speaker 1: I don't know one of these boxes that I see
Speaker 1: a toy in it and I didn't order. Note boy,
Speaker 1: when they when they find out who name on that thought, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna send that all back. Well, um, I kid,
Speaker 1: that's not the most concerned. Yeah he's still skilled. Yeah technology,
Speaker 1: But here here go. My favorite grandma was'ts that on
Speaker 1: the poor Yeah? I love that. Yeah. Well that leads
Speaker 1: us to uh this hour's comedy segment and which Jay
Speaker 1: ro Ja explain it please, Well, it has to do
Speaker 1: with millennials and now a lot of them becoming parents now,
Speaker 1: so now they have to tell their kids how tough
Speaker 1: they had it. Yeah, tough they had it when they
Speaker 1: were coming up, like Zi Yeah, see boy, I didn't
Speaker 1: have a spaceship. I had to catch you uber everywhere. Spaceship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now you got a spaceship. I had what you said,
Speaker 1: what millennials yeah, yeah, gonna say to their kids when
Speaker 1: they get them. Hell, I ain't got one dog. I
Speaker 1: had all this other stuff my parents today, what millennials
Speaker 1: uh hu will say to their kids. I made it
Speaker 1: off of fifteen dollars an hour. I made it fifteen
Speaker 1: Just sit them talk about rough? Do you know? Back
Speaker 1: in the day, sometime the cable would go out, come on,
Speaker 1: Tommy boy, let me tell y'all. So y'all, y'all, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all don't know nothing, no real singles. See, you don't
Speaker 1: know nothing about like Drake Boy. Huh Sap called it
Speaker 1: be Bruto. Ma y'all don't know nohing about. Now that
Speaker 1: was music. Do you love me? Yeah? Yeah, I'm singing
Speaker 1: this mess right ahead. Don't nobody nobody kep key, Do
Speaker 1: you love me? Yeah? These are what millennials are gonna
Speaker 1: say that their kids. This is what millennials. So you
Speaker 1: just go. We had the FaceTime back in the Jake
Speaker 1: all he had was FaceTime. You're gonna sit there pin
Speaker 1: beam your ass over. Come on, ja, you sit that
Speaker 1: time that you got it rough. You don't know what
Speaker 1: rough is. I had to borrow money from my mama
Speaker 1: and my daddy. Come on, yeah, these are also true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: both parents? What you complaining for? When I was your age,
Speaker 1: I was never with my parents, do you hear? Man?
Speaker 1: When I was your I lived with them. Let me
Speaker 1: let me let me tell you something. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. I didn't have but one hundred and three
Speaker 1: shoes when I was your sneakers because I don't know
Speaker 1: had Boy, you're sitting up in here with four hundred
Speaker 1: pas shoes. You don't know how you got it? I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: these are what millennials I'm sitting up in here. You
Speaker 1: don't even know how hard it was sitting up here
Speaker 1: here having the email everybody email and sitting all these
Speaker 1: damn emails out. You're sitting up in here reading my
Speaker 1: damn mind. Yeah, millennials, was gonna say that the kid
Speaker 1: let them know they had a tough time. Okay, gas
Speaker 1: won't fold dollars and fit the ship back in that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're paying a hundred dollars. We were straggling. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: and that damn robot playing with each other. I had
Speaker 1: real friends, I had real people I had to play with.
Speaker 1: You got damn robot. You're just gonna play with Well,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You don't understand. We had our paying
Speaker 1: sagging around our by hand when we was coming through.
Speaker 1: You got them way back below your fine nine. You
Speaker 1: don't know how good y'all got. They don't know planing
Speaker 1: all the time, plane and all our his complaint. We
Speaker 1: had to carry our phones back in the day. Now,
Speaker 1: you ain't got the down you do your damn e
Speaker 1: don't know what it was like back then. When we
Speaker 1: wanted to have a booty, we had to have button plant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was getting silicone it all times and stuff shot.
Speaker 1: Now all you got to do is sit up here
Speaker 1: and imagine the Nash and head people just looking at
Speaker 1: you and you making them see what you want them
Speaker 1: to see. Millennials, I'm gonna tell you right now, I
Speaker 1: had no choice. I had to be black. Now, you
Speaker 1: can sit up Nationals anytime you are now as when
Speaker 1: you come over here your messican, when you want to
Speaker 1: be whatever's safets for you, whatever, whatever for you. You
Speaker 1: just don't mean that. When we had to go through
Speaker 1: I had to wear glasses. You don't understand it. You
Speaker 1: got the whole Windshiel puscribe a right steam. Come on
Speaker 1: closing our season wasn't millennials now, y'all don't want to
Speaker 1: pray no more? We had damn Donald Trump. That's all
Speaker 1: you gotta say. That's it. I say it all right.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show. Time
Speaker 1: to have a little fun. Jay is here with a
Speaker 1: segment called people who Scare Me? Jay? What that list? Steve,
Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, y'all can comment on. This list is a
Speaker 1: list I put together. People who just frighten me when
Speaker 1: you see them. They haven't done anything you, but you
Speaker 1: see them, they're scared. People who wear gloves for no reason.
Speaker 1: Car the other day just d you know it's for
Speaker 1: no reason. I mean, why do you have I mean
Speaker 1: like inside the building and there's a hundred degrees outside
Speaker 1: of jacks. Another one that's gimmy men who have turned backpacks.
Speaker 1: What's in that where you're going? Dog? I got one
Speaker 1: for you, Jake. People that talk to themselves while they
Speaker 1: pumping gay make you nervous just talking so thank I
Speaker 1: can do that. You got the wrong one, now you
Speaker 1: haven't seen it one. It look like they're talking to
Speaker 1: two people at one time, back and forth. Yeah. Are
Speaker 1: you sure they're not on their phone? Nah? They don't
Speaker 1: have little hidden device on them at all. You know
Speaker 1: who's scared one? You got one time, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: scaring me. People that be driving, but got them big
Speaker 1: shades on it. Didn't they go down the side of
Speaker 1: the face too, around blue block block. I don't think
Speaker 1: they posed to be driving. I really don't. They spared
Speaker 1: me to me. Nervous. People who take a lot of
Speaker 1: medication just stay, just stay, popping pills every time. They
Speaker 1: always going on nightstand man, I got one. He got one.
Speaker 1: People who rocked back and forth while they're sitting down up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they get up, back down. People who come on. People
Speaker 1: who eat their food real slow, right, sh I shall
Speaker 1: my food. I do not swallow it in hunts I
Speaker 1: inhale much. People that don't see nothing wrong with Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: scared nothing very scary? You cool with all that he's grant?
Speaker 1: I got one. Like people who dri rest they pits
Speaker 1: up just like them. Oh you stole you go to
Speaker 1: to get the suit, and then the dog got a
Speaker 1: suit too. I don't know that's scary right now, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. I got on. Anybody you seeing hugging a box,
Speaker 1: just hugging it like it's got the string around it,
Speaker 1: and they hugging it real closer to the ship. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People People who don't don't mind walking outside with no
Speaker 1: shoes on all the time. That dog the bottom of
Speaker 1: their feet be so hardn't make you nerve? All right,
Speaker 1: I got one, Stephen, you close it out. I got
Speaker 1: one really good people who walk, but when they walk,
Speaker 1: their arms don't swing back and forth. They're just coming
Speaker 1: at you like children in the corn and walking over
Speaker 1: towards me. Ain't swinging at all. Once you got people
Speaker 1: should scare me. That's been sitting there watching their dog
Speaker 1: for an hour. Lay on that mat. The dog ain't sleep,
Speaker 1: He busy, then lick everything he got. Did he get up?
Speaker 1: He gonna let him lick him in his mouth. Happens
Speaker 1: every day. You're listening, all right, Steve, it is time
Speaker 1: for comedy roulette before we get Yes, it is today,
Speaker 1: do it okay? All right, coming very serious comedy roulette verishers.
Speaker 1: Take four subjects. Put him on the wheel. Spun the wheel.
Speaker 1: That's right, spun it wed stopped. Because we are great
Speaker 1: at doing this with comedians, we'll do the damn thing.
Speaker 1: All right, Here we go with the subjects. The party
Speaker 1: was off the chain. In fact, as soon as you left.
Speaker 1: Blank blank happened? Oh blank happened? All right? Number two?
Speaker 1: When to shut up? Okay? Number three old guys who
Speaker 1: live alone? That would be number four. We're just being nice.
Speaker 1: The preacher's wife can't sing, all right, Come my god,
Speaker 1: spend it. Oh is it gonna be on chain? Slingle guys?
Speaker 1: Single guys who live alone? Preacher's wife. Yeah. Oh. Number one,
Speaker 1: the party was off the chain. In fact, as soon
Speaker 1: as you left. Oh my blank happened? Dude, this was
Speaker 1: a party. As soon as you left. The preacher's wife's
Speaker 1: wig got caught in the ceiling. Fans man who was
Speaker 1: going around should have been it. Couldn't get that fan man.
Speaker 1: She was just chasing me. Oh my god, man, that
Speaker 1: party was off the chain. It back as soon as
Speaker 1: you left. Uncle Hervey got stuck in the bathroom. Joe,
Speaker 1: he can't do the restroom that night. Man, he's somebody
Speaker 1: pushed me. Oh man, the party was off to change.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. As soon as you left.
Speaker 1: Do soon as you left, somebody waste all the whiskey
Speaker 1: on the float. We mopped it up and rung it
Speaker 1: out in the picture. Man, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Whiskey mop water is the holdest thing. Boy you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You miss something I'm trying to change, miss whiskey mob water, Lord,
Speaker 1: murty boy, you think that was good party? This party
Speaker 1: was off to change this part of them. Soon as
Speaker 1: you left. Oh, it wasn't. Five minutes after you walked
Speaker 1: out to do Casha started stripping on top of the
Speaker 1: watching machine. I'm trying to cut that spear cyclone. It
Speaker 1: was triggering. Water came in there, Come on, jay one minute,
Speaker 1: and that was a party. As soon as you left,
Speaker 1: they had a wheelchair race. Right. I didn't speak and
Speaker 1: lou got hit my ice cream. Many it's funny. This
Speaker 1: party was something to take that fact you left Sister
Speaker 1: Warren front tooth shot at the Herman drake man and
Speaker 1: he took himself. Now we wait on him to go
Speaker 1: to the bath. Let me tell you something. That party
Speaker 1: the party was so I to say, as soon as
Speaker 1: you left minute everybody got hungry. I don't know what
Speaker 1: made Butcher got the fish be aquarium and Friday true
Speaker 1: Oscar gotta help to eat. I ain't Latin all right.
Speaker 1: Closing out, Steve, hurry right after you change. Right after
Speaker 1: you left, Uncle Take came in and had a one
Speaker 1: woman wit t shirt conte machine. Right Steve coming up
Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this you're listening show. Here are
Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks. What
Speaker 1: you got for Steve? Yeah, you know, uh always hopefully.
Speaker 1: What these closing remarks are doing a kind of um,
Speaker 1: you know, just in encouraging people. Really, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I've got a new thing that I'm going to release.
Speaker 1: Uh it's called brain drops. I'm releasing a new thing
Speaker 1: that you can get online called brain drops. And what
Speaker 1: brain drops are an abbreviated version of my closing remarks.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be releasing them every single day for
Speaker 1: people just out and about. Sometimes you know, you just
Speaker 1: you just need a little bit of some type of encouragement,
Speaker 1: some type of uplift throughout your day. And that's all
Speaker 1: it's intended to be. So be looking out for brain
Speaker 1: drops because I'm gonna be releasing those shortly. And so
Speaker 1: today it's just about success. You know, we talk about
Speaker 1: it a lot because those are the two things that
Speaker 1: I know that everybody wants. Everybody wants to be happy,
Speaker 1: and everybody wants to be successful. Those two things. Most
Speaker 1: people I know want those things right there. And so
Speaker 1: with that in mind, you know, I just I want
Speaker 1: to just share this something really really brief with you
Speaker 1: about success. Three things I want you to keep in
Speaker 1: mind on your road to success. There are a lot more,
Speaker 1: but I pulled out these three poignant things that I
Speaker 1: want people to really expect when it comes to success,
Speaker 1: because I think some people go about success the wrong way.
Speaker 1: They go about success expecting the journey to be successful.
Speaker 1: That's not the way to go about it. The journey
Speaker 1: is going to be challenging, The journey is going to
Speaker 1: have setbacks, The journey is going to have disappointments. The
Speaker 1: goal is to become successful. But please don't expect the
Speaker 1: journey to be successful. Understand what the journey is. So
Speaker 1: let me give you three things. Number one, adversity. The
Speaker 1: road to success is filled with adversity the entire time.
Speaker 1: You will be having to deal with adversity the entire time.
Speaker 1: There will be some smooth days for you, but the
Speaker 1: bulk of the days will have a challenge of adversity
Speaker 1: in front of you, hands down, without a doubt, no
Speaker 1: mistaking it. The second part of success that I want
Speaker 1: you all to understand is rejection. Rejection is a part
Speaker 1: of success. See when you go about success with the
Speaker 1: wrong attitude, thinking that all your steps are going to
Speaker 1: be successful, it's going to be very disappointing and disheartening
Speaker 1: for you. And in those disappointments and hardships and setbacks,
Speaker 1: you'll think, Wow, I'm not successful, when you actually are.
Speaker 1: It's just the process of becoming successful. So rejection is
Speaker 1: a huge part of it. You're going to be told
Speaker 1: no on your way to yes. It's very rare that
Speaker 1: you just get yes, yes, yes, yes, no. You're going
Speaker 1: to be told no along the road to your yes.
Speaker 1: So expect to be rejected no, that it's not going
Speaker 1: to go your way. Know that everyone's not going to
Speaker 1: see your point, know that everyone's not going to agree
Speaker 1: with you, and know that everybody's not gonna give it
Speaker 1: to you. When you want it or even when you
Speaker 1: need it. Rejection is a huge part. So we got
Speaker 1: adversity and we got rejection. The third thing I want
Speaker 1: you to keep in mind to becoming successful are the
Speaker 1: sacrifices that are necessary. This is a hard one for
Speaker 1: a lot of people because sacrificing it's difficult. But in
Speaker 1: order to get what you want, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: give up some things. That is the exchange. Anytime you
Speaker 1: want something, you're going to have to give something to
Speaker 1: get it. There is nothing that you can want in
Speaker 1: life and you just go get without giving something. If
Speaker 1: you want more people to shake your hand, let's say
Speaker 1: that's what you want. Guess what you're gonna have to do.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to extend your hand to more people
Speaker 1: in life. You're going to have to give up something
Speaker 1: to get something. It sacrifices. You've got to be very
Speaker 1: very aware of the fact that something will always be
Speaker 1: required of you. You've all heard the scripture to who
Speaker 1: much is given, much is required. Well, listen to this.
Speaker 1: The requirements are ongoing. If you want the giving to continue.
Speaker 1: If you don't want the giving part that God has
Speaker 1: for you, you're gonna have to give up the requirements
Speaker 1: because to who much is given, much is required. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to get real comfortable with the requirements
Speaker 1: because guess what, You've been given so many things. So
Speaker 1: every time you want something, that's going to be a
Speaker 1: requirement on your part. Those are the three things I
Speaker 1: want you to focus on and think about. And I
Speaker 1: don't want you to take it negatively, but just understand
Speaker 1: that's on your way to success. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Adversity, rejection, sacrifice. If you
Speaker 1: can get those three things mastered, you'll be successful. Most
Speaker 1: people are who are successful, they've mastered that. Those are
Speaker 1: my clothing remarks. Drop it, baby, drop it, drop it,
Speaker 1: drop it. I like it quiet when I drop, I
Speaker 1: know I like it something you don't. I promise you
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