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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening right now, the nephew is

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Speaker 1: What kind of man is you anyways? To be talking

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Speaker 1: What kind of you anyway? Ya? Car of friends? I'm

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Speaker 1: Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here, matter of fact, i'mnna

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Speaker 1: don't you got to say, I don't care. I'm gonnahoo yo,

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Speaker 1: Say what do you listen? What? What if you Timmy

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Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers. Man, you man, see, man,

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Speaker 1: y'all got me. Man, I's like sixty ten tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm definitely gonna do

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Speaker 1: have been enough either. Hey, I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: to ask you, baby girl. What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: Show sixty ten babies, Come on down, sixty I'm killed,

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Speaker 1: Civic Auditorium. The next would be nephew would be there

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Speaker 1: alone with my boy, Bruce. Bruce. That's Friday. That's this Friday, y'all.

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Speaker 1: April nineteen is going down. That's good Friday. Good Friday.

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Speaker 1: The nephew would be in the building, and then Virginia

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Speaker 1: Beach Comedy Club May second through the fourth. They're all

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Speaker 1: laying in the cut. I'm on my way now, Uncle Steve.

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00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: Check this high Texa Counta, Texas, Arkansas right there on

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Speaker 1: the border. Nephew going to the texall Caunta Convention Center.

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Speaker 1: No ump tickets, our own sail up in Texar County.

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Speaker 1: If you you know, you know, we got a lot

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Speaker 1: of older people that don't want to go online and

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Speaker 1: get little tickets. They want to physically go by the

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Speaker 1: air ticket. So picks on sail at the Miracle Closet

433
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: and I also at GQ Fashion right there, your Miracle closet. Yeah,

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00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: come on, because after you get it out of there,

435
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: that's how it's gonna look on like a miracle and

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Speaker 1: the g e Q closet. No GQ fashion, GQ fashion

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00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: and the miracle closet. I'll be damn what tim me.

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00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: You ought to go there and get your outfit from

439
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: GQU and then wear on stage. That'd be great promotion, man,

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00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: it'll prove that you love the city. So you want

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Speaker 1: to get you out from g Q. Yeah, so go

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00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: in like the bay before going in and get me

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Speaker 1: something to wear, give me something out of miracle clouds

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Speaker 1: and then give me something else out of GQ fash. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you've always taught me to have my outfit ready

446
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: when I get to the city. Yeah, but I want

447
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: you to now, since they're selling your tickets or GQ head,

448
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: I want you to go down then buy your your

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00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: outfit from them and wad all right, thank you enough

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00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: you you're listening, all right, Steve, It is time for

451
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Speaker 1: comedy roulette before Yes, it is today, do it? Kay?

452
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: All right? Coming to Red very serious comedy roulette versus.

453
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: Take four subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun the wheel.

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Speaker 1: That's right, spun it. Wad stop because we are great

455
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: at doing this. We're comedians. We'll do the damn thing.

456
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: Do it all right. Here we go with the subjects.

457
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: The party was off the chain. In fact, as soon

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Speaker 1: as you left, blank blank happened? Oh blank happened? All right?

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00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: Number two? When to shut up? Okay? Number three? All

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00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: guys who live alone would be number four. We're just

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00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: being nice. The preacher's wife can't sing, all right, cod

462
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: spin it? Oh, is it gonna be on clingle guys?

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Speaker 1: Single guys who live alone? Preacher's wife up? Yeah, Oh

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Speaker 1: number one. The party was off the chain. In fact,

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Speaker 1: as soon as you left, Oh my black happened? Dude,

466
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: this was a party. As soon as you left, the

467
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: preacher's wife's wig got caught the ceiling. Fan man who

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00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: was going should have been there, dude. It couldn't get

469
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: that fan man. She was just chasing. Oh my god, man,

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00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: that party was off the chain. Man. In fact, as

471
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: soon as you left, uncle Herman got stuck in the bathroom. Dough.

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00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: We couldn't get the restaurom of that night. He's somebody

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Speaker 1: pushed me. No, oh man, the party was off the change.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you some as soon as you left,

475
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Speaker 1: Soon as you left, bout it waste all the whiskey

476
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Speaker 1: on the float. We mopped it up and rung it

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Speaker 1: out in the picture. Man, let me tell you something,

478
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: whiskey mop water is the holdest thing. Boy you talking about?

479
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: You miss something. I'm trying to change. Miske whiskey my water.

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Speaker 1: Lord ha mercy boy, you think that was good? Let party?

481
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: This party was all to change. This party was as

482
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Speaker 1: soon as you left. I'm talking about it wasn't five

483
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: minutes after you walked out the door. Keisha started stripping

484
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: on top of the watching machine. I'm trying to cut

485
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: that spear cyclone and was stripping. Come on, Jay, one minute. Man,

486
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Speaker 1: that was a party. As soon as you left, they

487
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Speaker 1: had a wheelchair race, right. I didn't stead and got

488
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: hit my ice cream. He's funny. This party was something

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Speaker 1: to change that fact as you left. Uh since the

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Speaker 1: woman front tooth shot at the herman drake man, he

491
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: took himself. Now we just away on him to go

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Speaker 1: to the bath. Let me tell you something. That party,

493
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: the party was so out saying. As soon as you left, man,

494
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: everybody got hungry. I don't know what made Butcher got

495
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: the fish out the aquarium and Friday fish true. Oscars

496
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: had an algae eat. I ain't led to that after

497
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Speaker 1: eating was good? All right? Closing out, Steve, hermy that

498
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Speaker 1: party right after you changed, right after you left, Uncle

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Speaker 1: Take came in and had a one woman wet T

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Speaker 1: shirt contact. We got a right, all right, Steve. Listen,

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00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,719
Speaker 1: lets let's get to today's headlines. Please, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the lovely miss Anne trip. Thank you guys. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news. Well, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Special Counsel Robert Muller is four hundred and forty eight

505
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Speaker 1: page report four hundred and forty eight pages on the

506
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Speaker 1: Russian election meddling is now out there for anybody who

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Speaker 1: cares to read it, And even with all its redactions

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00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: or blocking out, the report still does detail instances in

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Speaker 1: which President Trump apparently directed other people in his administration

510
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Speaker 1: to try to either influence or curtail the probe. But

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00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: the report stops just short of accusing Trump of committing

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Speaker 1: an actual crime. It also shows that there were numerous

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Speaker 1: contacts between the Russian government and the Trump campaign. Again,

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Speaker 1: the report concludes, though, that there was not enough evidence

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Speaker 1: to prove any kind of collusion. Now, the question of

516
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: obstruction of justice, though, remained open and how. Judiciary Committee

517
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Speaker 1: Chairman Adam Schiff says, there's a message in that those

518
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Speaker 1: acts of obstruction of justice, whether they are criminal or not,

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Speaker 1: are deeply alarming in the President of the United States,

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Speaker 1: and it's clear that Special Council Mueller wanted the Congress

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Speaker 1: to consider the repercussions and the consequences. It is clear

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Speaker 1: the Special Council believed that no one was above the law,

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Speaker 1: and that includes the President of the United States. Nevertheless,

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Speaker 1: the President of the United States is seeing a lot

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Speaker 1: of vindication in this. He told an audience that he

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Speaker 1: was found innocent and exonerated. It was a wounded warriors event,

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Speaker 1: and now the President is pushing for an investigation into

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Speaker 1: the investigation. In other words, how the Muller investigation got started.

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Speaker 1: Natural Security Advisor John Bolton says that the US is

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Speaker 1: going to start restricting the amount of money that Cubans

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Speaker 1: can send to relatives on the island, and Bolton says

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Speaker 1: that the new rules will also restrict non family travel

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Speaker 1: to Cuba. Also, he says US courts are going to

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Speaker 1: now be able to consider lawsuits against foreign companies doing

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Speaker 1: business on properties that castro sees from Americans. After that

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Speaker 1: nineteen fifty nine Cuban Revolution. The polisher of a small

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00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: Alabama newspaper being talked about all over the internet, a

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Speaker 1: good Low Sudden, as a polisher of something called The

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00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: Democrat Porter, based in southwestern part of that state. He

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00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: wrote in editorial calling full and white supremacists to quote

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00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: go on night rides, again, saying that quote, if we

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00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: could get the clan to go up there and clean

543
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: out DC, we'd all be better off. We'll get the

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00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: hemp rotes out, loop them over a tall limb and

545
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: hang all of them. This guy claims that the clan

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00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: only killed a few people, and they were only violent

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00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: when they needed to be, and then went on to

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00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: compare the clan to the oldest terrorists organization in the US,

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00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: to the NAACP, saying they're the same. The University of

550
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: Mississippi's now removed Goodlow Sutton from his place in the

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Speaker 1: school's communications Hall of Fame. US Justice Department extremely critical

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00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: of conditions of Alabama's prisons, Ice Cubs three on three

553
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Speaker 1: basketball league quarterly signing a deal to air its games

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00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: on CBS this summer. Further in the entertainer and MovieMaker's

555
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Speaker 1: efforts to become a sports industry mogul, and Today's National

556
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Speaker 1: Humor Day. I guess that's what they mean by good

557
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: riddance to bad rubbish. I guess you what they mean

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Speaker 1: when they say into each lives the lugli must fall.

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Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show,

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Speaker 1: all right, So Steve is here, of course with things

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Speaker 1: you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've been going to church

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Speaker 1: a lot of years on Easter, and it's the most

563
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: fascinating time for me because you see stuff at the

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00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: church that you really shouldn't see, like people in lime

565
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: green should not be in lime green for I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's shocking. A lot of a little bit of lime

567
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: goes a long way. Yeah, just a little bit. You've

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Speaker 1: got that little baby, beautiful black baby walking around with

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Speaker 1: that day glow lemon yellow dress. On day You're gonna

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00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: see colors that you did not know existence. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you just what is that air polition? What is that

572
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: air polish? Yeah, that's when you been going what is that?

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Speaker 1: That's a ranger tang, a Ranger tan. You just don't

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. You're gonna see little boys with

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Speaker 1: nicker's own because their mama thought it was cute. Yea

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Speaker 1: little boy can't go around the rest of them boys.

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Speaker 1: What you appeal grim, here's some mess you're gonna see,

578
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: way way too many barrettes in this baby's It's just

579
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Speaker 1: way too many damn barrettes in this baby. Head. Baby

580
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: walk around just clacking her head heavy. She cried. Here's

581
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Speaker 1: something you're gonna see if somebody's house. What that's just

582
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 1: too much damn pineapple on that head. The hell man,

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00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: you can't see the hell trying to disguise this dry

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00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 1: ass hand. You're gonna see Easter Bunny in street shoes

585
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: because you know in the hood, you don't have the

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00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 1: money for the feet to you don't have the bunny

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00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: for the entire He's just up in here with some

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00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: black tomber Can street shoes. He got some flown flown

589
00:39:53,160 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: street shoes. Flows. You're gonna see a fat man h

590
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 1: with a too small jack at home and a little

591
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: man with a two big I always see that, all right.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four after the hour, Jamthony Brown

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Speaker 1: is here to murder another hit. You're listening show, all right, Steve,

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00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: he's here, Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown to Anthony Brown,

595
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: come on, say all right, you can check me out.

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Speaker 1: Chased by a Comedy Club on Tuesday, two shows, Friday,

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00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: two shows Saturday, and keeping with the vein of Easter

598
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 1: on Steve that you have, why not do it? Easter

599
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: song that's gonna set it off, that's gonna say it

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00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: all because it's the day we go crazy with what

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00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: we have to with. Hit it. Wait till they see

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00:40:54,680 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: me in this shoot that at the bottom you shut

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00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: the fund of your super You're ready, You're gonna kill him.

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00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: He skins a Sunday. I can't believe those foul suits

605
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 1: that see the colors do y'all y'allow ride and can't

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00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: breath the blas guy, you old brain, one jacket and

607
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: way too long. But didn't you know you're wrong? Where

608
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: you get that plan from? You got on heart and south?

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00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: But your suit is blood? Why the leader has the

610
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: day the lea. You must be blooding at you, man,

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00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know see low head of stone, which listen

612
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 1: sitting the pitch to me, real soup, ugly Jesus, you

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00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: must be blinded, man, I didn't know se had a

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00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: soul when you damns today in that ugly easter. Su

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00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: must be blind. And you know that any laid it

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00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: out the night before, kill him, just gonna hurt him on. Boy.

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Speaker 1: I remember one year, man, I got me a white suit.

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Speaker 1: My mama told me, boy that I don't want you

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Speaker 1: to get no white suit. I had paper out. I

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Speaker 1: give me. I'm getting the white white suit. I only

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Speaker 1: had one pair of shoe they was black, so I

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Speaker 1: wanted a black shirt. I couldn't find a black shirt.

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Speaker 1: Bought a white shirt at a box of Rick Die

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Speaker 1: and died it. I died the shirt in church, got

625
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: hot to die, bleed out the shirt in tarn suit.

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Speaker 1: Your mother told you, I'm sint been here man, with

627
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: this cheap as shirt. I got sweating. It's leaking to die,

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00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: is leaking on to the suit. My hand. I was

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Speaker 1: so hurt. Now my suit got these great blotches on it. Man,

630
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Speaker 1: you know this is way folk camouflage. I could not

631
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: play at all. It's all going down easter. You're absolutely right, man,

632
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't know in jeans it's crown you work. I

633
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: wear jeans on Eastern man. Anybody else where. Yeah, I

634
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: try to go to the earliest service. They got ye

635
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: y'all know. Look, look, Shirley, don't ask surprise you know

636
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: hr he tried to ask you central human resources? Have rich?

637
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh what I got to do? What I mean? Why

638
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: are you that I wear jeans on church? You know

639
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: a lot of people? Yeah, a lot of people were

640
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: back in Cleveland, Kate. Yeah, but just by the way

641
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: I was raised. It's hard to do that. Still, you

642
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: didn't change what you know, let's change. I can't church. Yeah,

643
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: it's hard. I mean, it's better than people can come

644
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: to church day, but it ain't increase. It ain't increased

645
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: traffic at church. You think it's more people going to

646
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: church now than then? With Trump in the White House? Ye?

647
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: All right, the nephew the prank phone call coming up

648
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,959
Speaker 1: right after the you're listening morning show? Coming up next?

649
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: The King is in the building, a prank phone called

650
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: what you got man? All right? You in my house now?

651
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: My grandma used to say, as far as you in

652
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: my house. Yeah, we will serve the Lord that ain't

653
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: got nothing with this tilt is here? Is you in

654
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 1: my house? I let you have. I am the prank

655
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: phone called king for what they say? You think that stupid?

656
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: Wait till February February seven, Febry Avi say it with me?

657
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: Called my grandmama said. If you make it through jan

658
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: let's go. You can march on through the A. You're

659
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: gonna remember this. You make it through jany A and

660
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: febr A, you can march on through the April. Baker

661
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: got him. Hey, this is uh this Presston? What y'all?

662
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: Where did y'all lead a kia? I'm about two hours out?

663
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: You got th wrong? On Bro? Call him back? Yeah?

664
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: Is this Troy? Yeah, this's Troy? Who there? Day? This

665
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: is this? I'm Preston. Man. Listen, I'm on my way

666
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: to the house. I'm about two hours out. Where did

667
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: y'all lead a kid at? Man? Oh? On? Way? You

668
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: let him get up? On your way to what? Hell?

669
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm on my way there? Are you at? You at

670
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: the house? I'm at my house? Yeah? What what did

671
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: you say? Your name was? This is Preston? I uh okay, okay,

672
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: hold on, man, I don't understand. Okay, I'm on my

673
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: way to the house. What house? Does my question? What

674
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: has he coming out? Okay? You are you at six

675
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: and Woods Drive? Yeah? That's my house? Okay, Okay, I

676
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: don't understand that, all right, So listen, I'm I'm about

677
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: two hours out, man, I got two U haul trucks

678
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: were in route there. We'll be there about two hours.

679
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: But but I thought y'all was out of the house

680
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: by now. I'm I'm kind of see where the key at?

681
00:46:55,200 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: How the hot it was? I don't know what you know?

682
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: What you had? What you say you you you got

683
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: to you hall trust what what you got? What you got?

684
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: Tim was it was that now I'm moving into the house.

685
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: I bought the house. You you're moving in the white Okay,

686
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: how you don't know? I bought the house? Man? Wait

687
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: what the house you talking about? You on Woods Drive?

688
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: That's I bought this house from kids there? Yeah yeah,

689
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: Ti Tith Yeah yeah yeah, Tith there. That's that's what.

690
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: That's where we that's where we got the house from.

691
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: What you say you about the house? Okay, wait a minute,

692
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: you leased the house from kids there? Right? Yeah, yeah,

693
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: we're right right. We we stood out about another year

694
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: lesson our least. We we we at this house for

695
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: another year, I mean, and we supposed to renew that. Okay, Okay,

696
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: we got a problem. Let me let me try to Okay,

697
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: we bought. I'm let me give my wife on them.

698
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: I need to get my wife on the phone. Oh well,

699
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on a minute. Okay, So

700
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: now tis they'll tell me that y'all supposed to be

701
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: at the house and I'm calling. He said, y'all gonna

702
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: leave the key in a certain places till ain't tell

703
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: you know, like I mean, let me get kicked deal

704
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: on the phone. Such because because how we how do

705
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: you he ain't, man, we ain't here nothing about no selling, no,

706
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: no house or no nothing like that. Okay, Well I didn't.

707
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: I didn't balk the house from Tisdale. And I'm I'm

708
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm I'm two hours out. I might

709
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: get there a little quicker. How soon do you think

710
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: y'all gonna get the stuff? Get y'all stuff out the house? Yeah?

711
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: What stuff? I want house? Y'all gonna have to get

712
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: y'all stuff out the house? Get what stuff? Did you

713
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: a a lot of that? You think we're gonna get? We?

714
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: We we look like I said, man, we need to

715
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 1: get Tisdale on the phone and get this cleared up.

716
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: You say, I'll tell you what you bring up. You

717
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: hall trust as you want to y'all. Bet to take

718
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: you out back where you come from. I tell you that.

719
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: After you that, but ain't listen, man, listen the mistake.

720
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: First of all, Okay, you you arguing with me by

721
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: my house. That's not house. No no, no, now see

722
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: and now I'm at see now you pissing the hour.

723
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: I'mnna tell you. I'm gonna tell you like I like like,

724
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell there ain't none of this ain't going

725
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: down the way you think it's gonna go down. You

726
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We signed the leaf being this

727
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: house for a year. Mean, that's what we're gonna do.

728
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna be in this house for a hope. Yeah,

729
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: you ain't over. Yeah, so you might get yourself own

730
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: the house. No more, I owned the house. You got

731
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: to get your shop. Man. I'm two hours out here. Man,

732
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: little man, we look, let listen to me. Now listen.

733
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Speaker 1: We haven't been in this house five years. Okay, we

734
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: got one year nothing this house. Okay, look, ain't gonna

735
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: be no moving end the day. We can't. I can't

736
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: move my man, I got wife, I got kids in man.

737
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: I look, I'm teeth, I'm teeth. It's like it's like

738
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: you said, you got we gotta talk Tisdale. But I'm

739
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: telling you, man, you pull up today and you haul

740
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: I sweat so a little, I'm gonna I'm gonna whoop

741
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: your toil. You you you you don't call me with

742
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: all this, ain't got no notice but nothing gaus. Then

743
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you ain't ain't never we ain't talk,

744
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: ain't got at one time agree with me saying okay,

745
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: well that's tween you kids there. But right nah, I'm

746
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: on my way to my house and you got to

747
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: get your mind. Oh no, you're on your way to

748
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: my house. I tell you if you if you no,

749
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: if you come to my house, you're gonna get your

750
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: heads a tea. Let me let me say that is

751
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: your kids, your is your wife and kids there right now?

752
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: They at church. Where you need to be okay, okay,

753
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: is in a room. And what's in the garage? In

754
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: the room in the garage, can you move on? What's

755
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: the night garage? You're raggedy? Like I just told you,

756
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: you pull up to my house, I'll get something fun.

757
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: You're moving and this man getting you. You're getting your

758
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: black blue and ain't I ain't gonna say when you

759
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: come make me do it. You come make me do it.

760
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: Move out of my house today? What's in my garage? Then?

761
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: What's in yo garade? You tell me that what's in yogade?

762
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm allow I'm gonna allowing you to do this. Move

763
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: all your stuff into the garage. I'm gonna allowing you

764
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: to get your saying what I'm saying. So so I see,

765
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: I see nae. I see now you won't you up

766
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: in front of your wife and kids? I see so

767
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: you gonna with my what you're gonna do. I'll tell

768
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: you what if you bring them you house, you bring

769
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: your wife, your kids, your dogs, ain't you bring it

770
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: about it? I won't call your right in front of

771
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: It's not your house, it's not I bought. I bought

772
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: the house from tids. I'm telling a look, I tell

773
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: you what you need me right in front of y'all.

774
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: I'mna be right out here standing like I'm gonna who

775
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: kill into my role and my house shoes? How about that?

776
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: Donna kill me to move out my house? And I

777
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: tell you you better call kids because you don't need

778
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: to told me to tell you what you mean? What

779
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: you say, do you know what these kids they are

780
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: told me to tell you. I tell you one that

781
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me whatever kids they're told me about,

782
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: I tell you what. They ain't moving out my house today.

783
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now ain't gonna be no

784
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: moving out here, he said, with the kids they're told

785
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: you to say, I'm gonna tell you this here. What

786
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: tids there told me to tell you. Tears there told

787
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 1: me to tell you that this is next You till

788
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harvard Morning Show, Troy, your wife

789
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: and tids there got me the prank phone call you

790
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: so this one boot some book. Yes, I didn't put

791
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: my pens on, boots on. I'm waiting. I'm sitting right

792
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: here in my living room looking at the wait for this.

793
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 1: You want to pull up because I showed gonna tear

794
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: five from your man. I can't go back to sweep now.

795
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: You don't got me fired up? They sure I gotta

796
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: ask you for I go, man, what is the baddest

797
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

798
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 1: Steve Harvesting? This show? Ain't that about? Come on? Okay,

799
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: you give me tell me ignorant going you really does,

800
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: it really does? Is you got you got to be?

801
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: They can't go down. It's it's got to go level

802
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: ignorance baby, And it stayed there and it stays up.

803
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. Right after this. You're listening

804
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show. Right now, it is time for

805
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships,

806
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: on dating, work, sex, parenting and more, submit your Strawberry

807
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 1: letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit

808
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. That's simple, righte, Steve? You know it? Oh

809
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: what you keep asking me? Fault? This is the most

810
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,439
Speaker 1: important announcement I mate, man, send us young Strawberry letter.

811
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.

812
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: Here it is the Strawy Letter. Subject I can't get

813
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: back in bed with him. Subject I can't get back

814
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: in bed with him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am dating

815
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: a man that I consider to be my soul mate.

816
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: We have a long distance relationship, but we see each

817
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: other often. He always comes to visit me, and I

818
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: would always make sure that my house was clean. I

819
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: would go out of my way to impress him. This

820
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: past weekend, I went to visit him for the first time.

821
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: After driving for four hours, I got to his house

822
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: and I was immediately shocked and disappointed by what I saw.

823
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: His house was absolutely filthy. Before I could even hug him,

824
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't help but blurt out, I thought you cleaned up.

825
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: We went back and forth on what he thought was

826
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 1: clean and what my interpretation of clean was. I decided

827
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: to do the cleaning myself, and he agreed to help me.

828
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: My first priority was to clean the bedroom where I'd

829
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: be sleeping. I started with the bed to put clean

830
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: sheets on it. As I pulled back the covers, I

831
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: discovered a huge piece stain on his mattress. I almost

832
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: got sick from the sight and smell of it. I

833
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: called him into the bedroom, and he got defensive, the

834
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: nerve to say I was doing too much. He said

835
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: that his sheets were already clean and it was an

836
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: old stain on the mattress. I could not believe that

837
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: this fine, handsome, well spoken man wet his bed. I

838
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: was devastated and turned off. As tired as I was,

839
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,399
Speaker 1: I got back in my car. All right, listen, guys.

840
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: As tired as I was, I got back in my

841
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: car and drove for another four hours back to my

842
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: own house. We talked on the phone, but I can

843
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: tell he's still embarrassed. I don't think we can get

844
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: past this. If it's a medical issue, then I can

845
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: be supportive and help him through it, but he will

846
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: not talk about it with me. He's really the best

847
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: man I've met in years. Please help me? What should

848
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: I do? Well? How nice of you to drive all

849
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: that way and just you know, get right and dive

850
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: right in into cleaning and everything. Oh my god, this

851
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 1: would really be a deal breaker for me. I don't

852
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: think this guy is your soul mate. Um. I think

853
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: you have to have more in common and let's just

854
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: start with the basics here. Um, you know you gotta

855
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: be clean, you gotta have some good hygiene. That is

856
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: just the basic requirement in a relationship. I mean the

857
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: question to me though, is this urination situation? Yeah? What's

858
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: going on here? I mean is this a medical like

859
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,720
Speaker 1: incontinent problem or is he just lazy and just doesn't

860
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: get up to go? You didn't make that clear in

861
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: the letter. Um, he didn't seem to be bothered by

862
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: it though when you pointed it out. If it is medical,

863
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: he needs to see a doctor immediately. This can't go

864
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: on in a grown man wetting the bed. You gotta

865
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: go see a doctor and get this situation taken care of.

866
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: I say, um, try and talk to him again about it,

867
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: you know, not in a nagging kind of way or anything,

868
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: but in an adult, loving, caring and concerned way. If

869
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: he still doesn't want to talk to you about it,

870
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: you might have to walk and leave him alone. And

871
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate because you think this guy's your soul mate,

872
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: and you really like this guy. Steve, I must jump

873
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: right on this letter. I disagree, Shirley. This could be

874
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: her seal soul mate. You're soul making have problems and issues.

875
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: People complete each other. Now, this woman had been dating

876
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: this man. He's absolutely wonderful. Everything's going perfect. He's always

877
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: comes to the house. Her house is spotless. She goes

878
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: to his house, his house trife. I know, that's surprised.

879
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm filthy, you know, filthy. You know he don't clean,

880
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: you don't clean up. I don't know. Not every man

881
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: I know is a germophobic, like you know who. A

882
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: lot of men are not that neat. You know. I

883
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: like having a neat clean house, but I have a

884
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: tendency to throw some stuff down and I let some

885
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: dishes stack up. It don't bother me. It bothers my

886
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 1: wife that dishes and stacked though. It bothered my wife

887
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: that out and threw something in the flow. Now we don't.

888
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 1: We we're not. We haven't got to that yet. That's

889
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: your style of comedy is a little bit more aggressive

890
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: and forward. Just allowed to it now. I just want

891
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: him to allow me to get to it as I don't.

892
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't be in his punk ass pranks. They punk

893
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: ass yeah they is now back to the letter. Well,

894
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: you know, you get his ass out of it. Shirm, Okay,

895
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: talk to him. I don't say nothing doing them pray.

896
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: Ain't never interrupted him, ain't never jumped on. Hey me too,

897
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: say something about me too. That was he don't clean.

898
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: That's not big of a deal. You can help him clean.

899
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: You did it yourself. Here the problem you pulled back

900
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: to covers and it was some pa in the bed.

901
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: Now here was wrong when you pulled back. You didn't

902
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: say how old he was. But listen to me. I

903
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: Pete is different from baby Pete. This p is strong,

904
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: monia need it, It's got things in it. It's got

905
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 1: part lookal in it Penesilla College, green juice, hen essy

906
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 1: all listens in there, Yeah, insolent. He could be died

907
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: better instantly. It's all listens in that urine. Now, if

908
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: it's been under that quilt and you open it up,

909
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: it's gonna be shocking. And you can't have a soul

910
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: mate with a week bladder. Sorry, Now he is the problem.

911
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: You got back in your car. You drove back to

912
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: four hours. You was disgusted and hurt that he didn't

913
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: think enough about you to clean up before you came.

914
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: He thought he cleaned up, but he didn't forgot. See

915
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: he's been messy and junkie so long. He forgot. He

916
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: forgot all about the piece that he thought it was

917
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: gonna dry, what he thought it'd be dry by. Now

918
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what he thought he figured about time,

919
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: y'all getting the better to be that And now you

920
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: ain't gonna notice that he don't know that he dating

921
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: a blood him. O God, that you're gonna smell it?

922
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: What is that? So now you got you got a

923
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: lot backed up on him. This relationship is salvageable. And

924
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: I will tell you when we come back how you

925
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: can go about the business of salvaging this relationship, because

926
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't know that you should throw a good man away,

927
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: because he has possibly a medical condition that requires the

928
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: right help. And we can get somebody clean dawn house. Right.

929
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: She said that she can be supportive and help him

930
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 1: through it. All right, we'll have part two of Steve's

931
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. I

932
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: can't get back in with him. That's the subject you're listening,

933
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's get to part two

934
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: of your response to today's Strawberry letter. I can't get

935
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: back in bed with him. And the reason she can't

936
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: get back in bed with because she didn't went to

937
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: this man's house. He'd been coming over there all the time.

938
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: She drove for out. The man house filthy, it's trifling.

939
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: She helped him clean up, and then she go in

940
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: the bedroom and pulled back to the sheets. She trying

941
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: to clean the sheep. But they got a big peace

942
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: stain on him, and it was strong. Now, she said,

943
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: the man pee in the bed. The seats was already clean.

944
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: He said, and that's an old stain. That stain I

945
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: had peed on that last week. That's not fresh. To

946
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: tripping fall. She couldn't believe this was fine. Handsome, well

947
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: spoken man wets the bed. I'm devastated. As tired as

948
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: I was, I got back in my drove back another

949
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: four hours back to my own house. Then we talked

950
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 1: on the phone, but I can tell he's still in beards.

951
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: I don't think we can get past this. If it's

952
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 1: a medical issue, then I can be supportive and help

953
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 1: him get through it, but he will not talk to

954
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: me about it. With me, he's really the best man

955
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: I've met in years. Please help me. What should I do?

956
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 1: You gotta get through to him. You gotta get him

957
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 1: comfortable talking about what's wrong. Look, I love you, I

958
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: think we have something, and I'm willing to help you

959
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: and share you share your life. But I need you

960
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: to be open and honest with me. Tell me what's

961
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: going on so I can help you with it. Because

962
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: if you pee on me, see this is the real problem.

963
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: What she's scared to be laying up there, And then

964
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: if you pee on her that apple tell you right now,

965
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: that's gonna cause a break up. They don't like that though.

966
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: They don't like that. Now, if you got to be

967
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: in the bed with it depend on that's gonna cut

968
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: down on the Sexilynna be cutting down. You're all snuggle

969
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: all of them. You got the dare the applehol because

970
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: you're I ain't waring for damn. It's just over here

971
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: with a whole lit it. You're just peeing on people.

972
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: You just in here, we're just talking. All of a sudden,

973
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the big get warm and we

974
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: just can't be doing it. We up just watching TV.

975
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: We got the we're sitting up on the headboard. We're

976
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: watching TV in the bad We got the bowl of

977
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: popcorn tween our legs. Now, all of a sudden, you're hot,

978
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:29,959
Speaker 1: real popcorn, extra butter. The hell is going on? Hill?

979
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: Why is your popcorn hot and socker? And why didn't

980
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: you tell me you were sitting over that peel? He

981
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about it. I could have got

982
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: up and got out your weight. He doesn't want to

983
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: talk about it. Sit your ass up in here and

984
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: just peeing in this bed. The bathroom is right down,

985
01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: she said. Let me get him count east. Where steps

986
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: in you in the bathroom to sexual ladies? An ass

987
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: up here and paid again. But you gotta find a

988
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: way to help him. Now it's a couple of solutions.

989
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: I don't know how old is. I don't know if

990
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: they're eighty or the forty, and I don't know if

991
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: you're eighty. We're gonna have to get a cafit or

992
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: something on this board so he can just pee onto

993
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: the pay all that's on the floor. I don't know

994
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't know how old they are.

995
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: But she drove four hours, so she ain't eighty. I

996
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 1: don't know no eighty old person can drive for a

997
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: while without nod. I'm gonna stay for I think you

998
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: have something there. When you say forties, she's gonna well.

999
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,959
Speaker 1: She got her own house and he got his own house,

1000
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: so they both accomplished something. She took that long draft.

1001
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: Now we've had a story similar to this, that lady

1002
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 1: that was going to astronaut lady that put that astronaut

1003
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: shoot on and drove nine hundred stop and just pete

1004
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: on herself in an astronautus got our head on everything

1005
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 1: but the helmet on. Just driving, driving in peer stopping,

1006
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: getting gas and peeing. Didn't even get out. Give me

1007
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 1: eight dollars, I can make it. Well, we I think

1008
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: you should say, look I love you. I want to

1009
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: stay with you, but if you don't share with me

1010
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: what's going on, I can't help you. And if you

1011
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: won't allow me to help you, that's gonna cancel our relationship.

1012
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: You're the best man I've met in a long time,

1013
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 1: and I believe I'm the best woman you've met in

1014
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: a long time. As a matter of fact, I don't

1015
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: think there's another woman living that's gonna crawl up in

1016
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: that field there as bad now, if you're gonna be

1017
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: in that peing on you, that's what I said. They

1018
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: aren't staying. Let me ask you something. This is some

1019
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: kids somewhere that I don't know nothing. She didn't mention kids. Well,

1020
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm just asking because maybe the baby will pete in

1021
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: the baby. But I can tell you right now that

1022
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: ain't baby year that grown man as you. When you

1023
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: peeled back, you smell homely. Yeah, she said she almost

1024
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: got sick from the sight and smell of its stead.

1025
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 1: That's a strong yellow. Then when she called him to

1026
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: the bathroom, he got defensive. It was his Yeah, I

1027
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: was down at Venice Beach one time years ago, and

1028
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: I was trying to help this homes dude that I

1029
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,439
Speaker 1: saw him rummaging through the waist can. So I bought

1030
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 1: him two sandwiches and gave him to me. But when

1031
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: he came over to get him from me, that boy

1032
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: was so strong. Good lord, good lord. I gave him

1033
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars and him if you could back up now, man,

1034
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 1: it's on you. And then when was coming off the ocean,

1035
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: because we were down at Venice Beach, nothing, Yes, the

1036
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 1: smell of cotton candor none was high in this hill. Okay,

1037
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about gifted. We really understand you standing. They

1038
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: had the duct tape shoes on too, and they had

1039
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: got hot on that to ask phone, would you please

1040
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: what he had in that grocery car? But it was

1041
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: thinking too. Yeah, the air condition in that wrapped up

1042
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,200
Speaker 1: in the talk. I'm trying to figure out where he

1043
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 1: was gonna plug his alpack. But lord, no, you can't

1044
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 1: be standing in front of this as when you cut

1045
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: it on that much. I do know. What you cannot

1046
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: do is blow. You can't plug that air condition up

1047
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: there in that grocery car and stand in front of

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01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: it and shift that win towards people. We gotta go

1049
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: when you go ahead and go. But I'm just tetching us.

1050
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: That's how I smelled that before, and that's how I

1051
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: know this ain't no baby pe All right, listen, you

1052
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's

1053
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter and email us or whatever, but wash first,

1054
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,080
Speaker 1: email us and Steve Harvey FM. Thank you so much

1055
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: Steve for that answer. There, Wow, you're listening. Show all right,

1056
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: Now it's time for something funny. Guys. We're gonna talk

1057
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 1: about annoying things that grown people do while you're driving.

1058
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 1: So when you are driving, because these people are in

1059
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: the car with you, riding with you, the passenger, the

1060
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 1: passenger or that seat of kids are just just you

1061
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 1: the driver, So you gotta focus, yeah, on road. And

1062
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: it's just little stuff that gets on, Just little things, man,

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01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: like just that little Steve like you driving right. I

1064
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 1: can't stand people to point to stuff for me to

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01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: look at yea, yeah, I'm driving. Look oh look look

1066
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 1: you missed out, you missed you? Oh you they got

1067
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: tomatoes on sale? Look look yeah see that sad and

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01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm driving. Ain't where man, I can't stand for people

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01:08:55,360 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: to see that gets on my nerve. Come first of all,

1070
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 1: you don't know the words to the song I can't

1071
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: stand and you don't sound nothing like nothing like the

1072
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: song the song are you evil? When you just change

1073
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 1: the station when they're singing Twitter on Talk, I don't talk, Grady,

1074
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: I don't care what they're talking about. We started listening

1075
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 1: to talk the minute you open your mouth. And amazing

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01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:29,759
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we are here today. Like when we're going

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01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: Crosstown to my Auntie High, I hadn't been there a

1078
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: thousand times, but my wife want to give me directions.

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01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 1: Thought to go this way, this way, take forty five

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01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 1: and then take fifty nine. If you take fifty nine,

1081
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,479
Speaker 1: we'll get there a little quicker. But We've been there

1082
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:52,639
Speaker 1: several times. I know where I'm going. Come on, Steve,

1083
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: I know I can't damn when people driving they damn

1084
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 1: call looking over at an accident that they ain't e

1085
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: a about to get us in one over him. Yeah.

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01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: I can't stand over there. I can't tell you know

1087
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,160
Speaker 1: that window, That window is not to be played with

1088
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:32,639
Speaker 1: okay down, yes, or women with hot slashes. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: I can't stand that. That's why I got win the lot,

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01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 1: That's why I got locked. Yeah, he got the lock

1091
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 1: to winter take the jow off. I'm not not doing it. Not,

1092
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 1: don't grown un, I'm not gonna do it. You know

1093
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 1: I can't stand right I getting my car washed and

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01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: I can't pick up take it somewhere. If you eat

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01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 1: in my car and drop me any fact, I don't

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01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: know when it. When you driving, you always notice somebody

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01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: dropping something. Yeah, you got chips. I see the chip

1098
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,719
Speaker 1: fall down your shirt to the seat, to my floor.

1099
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:10,759
Speaker 1: But you can't eat like it ain't down it? Okay, okay,

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01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,519
Speaker 1: I hate to go there. Come on, I'm driving in

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01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: my car. I look out the little just look out

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01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,719
Speaker 1: to the peripheral of my of my of my right side.

1103
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 1: Are you hicking? Yo? No, wait a minute, where are you?

1104
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 1: Where are you dusting that? Old man? Where's that going?

1105
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: That's on my floor? Man? Now, bro, bro, when y'all

1106
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 1: is saying it, you didn't seen it. I used to

1107
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 1: hate getting there somebody's car and don't nothing work. We

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01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:53,639
Speaker 1: ain't got no radio, we ain't got no el. We're

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01:11:53,680 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: just sitting up in here, hot, in silence, and it's

1110
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:13,320
Speaker 1: starting to smoke. Tower this one. Okay, you gonna have

1111
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 1: gum in your mouth. Yeah, I don't want to hear

1112
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:20,200
Speaker 1: you click it I don't want to hear your poppet.

1113
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't want to see it making bubbles

1114
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 1: out of it. Damn it just shooting. Okay, just shooting.

1115
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:32,600
Speaker 1: That's it. That's why they call it shooting. Gum. You

1116
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: know what? I had this problem? Right now, I won't

1117
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 1: I want to drive, but I don't have one. But

1118
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:45,960
Speaker 1: right now, stay out my damn glove box. Why are you?

1119
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 1: Why is you in there? What that hell made you?

1120
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: Click that two buttons and pull it down? And what

1121
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 1: are you looking for? You got something here? When did

1122
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: you put something there? It's like when you go to

1123
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: someone's house and they go to their medicine cabinet in

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01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Okay, this is what bothered me. We pull

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01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: out the driveway. Yeah, I'm rolling my son in the backseat.

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01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: He started holling and crime. We can't go. We got

1127
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 1: to stop. Wait a minute, what's wrong? The Wi Fi

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01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:31,840
Speaker 1: ain't work? It onney? I used to hate what. Don't

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01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:37,320
Speaker 1: ask me to use my car, please, man, You don't

1130
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: want your feelings hurt. You don't know how I really

1131
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 1: feel about you. Don't ask me to use my damn

1132
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:49,519
Speaker 1: car for nothing, for nothing, Go to work, Go to stove. Yeah,

1133
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: he gonna find out what you really in the phrase,

1134
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. That's why it's just sitting there,

1135
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: because it's my car, and I ain't right. Well, it's

1136
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 1: just sitting there. So yeah, so what Yeah, I hate

1137
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm backing out now. And in order to back out,

1138
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 1: you gotta look back. Why am I looking at you

1139
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:14,639
Speaker 1: looking back at me? Backing out? It don't take two

1140
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: of us back out. I'm looking. I'll tell you what

1141
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:28,120
Speaker 1: I can't say. Don't diagnose my car? How you know

1142
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:32,599
Speaker 1: what's wrong with my car? So you got a bad time?

1143
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 1: How you know you just got in? Come on, Steve,

1144
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 1: this got this one, lad one. This got something to

1145
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: do with using my car. This is what a friend

1146
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 1: did to me one time, called a calf to my house,

1147
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:54,240
Speaker 1: asked me to use but you should have took that's crazy.

1148
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

1149
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,759
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey

1150
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So did you guys hear about the five

1151
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:10,520
Speaker 1: year old little boy in Florida who used his grandmother's

1152
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: kindle and ordered a whole bunch of toys. Uh? Yeah,

1153
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: when the grandmother came back from vacation. They were about

1154
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: twenty five boxes at her door. Uh, and Moore kept

1155
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 1: coming and a little boy said, Grandma, what is that

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01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: at our front door? He ordered about nine hundred and

1157
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 1: sixty dollars worth of toys. Um, this is crazy. Now

1158
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 1: how old he was? Just five? Yeah? Out of Florida.

1159
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,400
Speaker 1: A little boy out of Florida. He's been to school

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01:15:49,439 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 1: at Nick. We couldn't do. Okay, this almost another yea

1161
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 1: And Grandma, wats that at your dough that you ain't

1162
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't know one of these boxes that I see

1163
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: a toy in it and I didn't order. Note boy,

1164
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 1: when they when they find out who name on that thought, yeah, yeah,

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01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 1: she's gonna send that all back. Well, um, I kid,

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01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 1: that's not the most concerned. Yeah he's still skilled. Yeah technology,

1167
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 1: But here here go. My favorite grandma was'ts that on

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01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: the poor Yeah? I love that. Yeah. Well that leads

1169
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 1: us to uh this hour's comedy segment and which Jay

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01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 1: ro Ja explain it please, Well, it has to do

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01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 1: with millennials and now a lot of them becoming parents now,

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01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 1: so now they have to tell their kids how tough

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01:16:54,720 --> 01:17:01,680
Speaker 1: they had it. Yeah, tough they had it when they

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01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,880
Speaker 1: were coming up, like Zi Yeah, see boy, I didn't

1175
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:12,200
Speaker 1: have a spaceship. I had to catch you uber everywhere. Spaceship. Yeah,

1176
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:16,120
Speaker 1: now you got a spaceship. I had what you said,

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01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: what millennials yeah, yeah, gonna say to their kids when

1178
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 1: they get them. Hell, I ain't got one dog. I

1179
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: had all this other stuff my parents today, what millennials

1180
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,000
Speaker 1: uh hu will say to their kids. I made it

1181
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:45,280
Speaker 1: off of fifteen dollars an hour. I made it fifteen

1182
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:51,200
Speaker 1: Just sit them talk about rough? Do you know? Back

1183
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:56,880
Speaker 1: in the day, sometime the cable would go out, come on,

1184
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:00,920
Speaker 1: Tommy boy, let me tell y'all. So y'all, y'all, y'all,

1185
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: y'all don't know nothing, no real singles. See, you don't

1186
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:09,920
Speaker 1: know nothing about like Drake Boy. Huh Sap called it

1187
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 1: be Bruto. Ma y'all don't know nohing about. Now that

1188
01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 1: was music. Do you love me? Yeah? Yeah, I'm singing

1189
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 1: this mess right ahead. Don't nobody nobody kep key, Do

1190
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:28,160
Speaker 1: you love me? Yeah? These are what millennials are gonna

1191
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,640
Speaker 1: say that their kids. This is what millennials. So you

1192
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:34,000
Speaker 1: just go. We had the FaceTime back in the Jake

1193
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: all he had was FaceTime. You're gonna sit there pin

1194
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:48,760
Speaker 1: beam your ass over. Come on, ja, you sit that

1195
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: time that you got it rough. You don't know what

1196
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 1: rough is. I had to borrow money from my mama

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01:18:54,520 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 1: and my daddy. Come on, yeah, these are also true. Yeah,

1198
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: both parents? What you complaining for? When I was your age,

1199
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,840
Speaker 1: I was never with my parents, do you hear? Man?

1200
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: When I was your I lived with them. Let me

1201
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,960
Speaker 1: let me let me tell you something. Let me tell

1202
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 1: you something. I didn't have but one hundred and three

1203
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,760
Speaker 1: shoes when I was your sneakers because I don't know

1204
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,800
Speaker 1: had Boy, you're sitting up in here with four hundred

1205
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 1: pas shoes. You don't know how you got it? I like, yeah,

1206
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:36,640
Speaker 1: these are what millennials I'm sitting up in here. You

1207
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 1: don't even know how hard it was sitting up here

1208
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:43,479
Speaker 1: here having the email everybody email and sitting all these

1209
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: damn emails out. You're sitting up in here reading my

1210
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:56,200
Speaker 1: damn mind. Yeah, millennials, was gonna say that the kid

1211
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:58,960
Speaker 1: let them know they had a tough time. Okay, gas

1212
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 1: won't fold dollars and fit the ship back in that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1213
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 1: you're paying a hundred dollars. We were straggling. Yeah, you

1214
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: and that damn robot playing with each other. I had

1215
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:19,840
Speaker 1: real friends, I had real people I had to play with.

1216
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 1: You got damn robot. You're just gonna play with Well,

1217
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You don't understand. We had our paying

1218
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 1: sagging around our by hand when we was coming through.

1219
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:36,880
Speaker 1: You got them way back below your fine nine. You

1220
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: don't know how good y'all got. They don't know planing

1221
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:45,479
Speaker 1: all the time, plane and all our his complaint. We

1222
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 1: had to carry our phones back in the day. Now,

1223
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,519
Speaker 1: you ain't got the down you do your damn e

1224
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,800
Speaker 1: don't know what it was like back then. When we

1225
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:06,280
Speaker 1: wanted to have a booty, we had to have button plant. Yeah,

1226
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:09,000
Speaker 1: he was getting silicone it all times and stuff shot.

1227
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,040
Speaker 1: Now all you got to do is sit up here

1228
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: and imagine the Nash and head people just looking at

1229
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 1: you and you making them see what you want them

1230
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 1: to see. Millennials, I'm gonna tell you right now, I

1231
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:30,200
Speaker 1: had no choice. I had to be black. Now, you

1232
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 1: can sit up Nationals anytime you are now as when

1233
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,880
Speaker 1: you come over here your messican, when you want to

1234
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:40,280
Speaker 1: be whatever's safets for you, whatever, whatever for you. You

1235
01:21:40,439 --> 01:21:46,240
Speaker 1: just don't mean that. When we had to go through

1236
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,720
Speaker 1: I had to wear glasses. You don't understand it. You

1237
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:55,560
Speaker 1: got the whole Windshiel puscribe a right steam. Come on

1238
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:59,680
Speaker 1: closing our season wasn't millennials now, y'all don't want to

1239
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:07,479
Speaker 1: pray no more? We had damn Donald Trump. That's all

1240
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:11,640
Speaker 1: you gotta say. That's it. I say it all right.

1241
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1242
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show. Time

1243
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:21,479
Speaker 1: to have a little fun. Jay is here with a

1244
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,360
Speaker 1: segment called people who Scare Me? Jay? What that list? Steve,

1245
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,200
Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, y'all can comment on. This list is a

1246
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:31,120
Speaker 1: list I put together. People who just frighten me when

1247
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:33,519
Speaker 1: you see them. They haven't done anything you, but you

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01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:37,000
Speaker 1: see them, they're scared. People who wear gloves for no reason.

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Speaker 1: Car the other day just d you know it's for

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01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: no reason. I mean, why do you have I mean

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01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:52,240
Speaker 1: like inside the building and there's a hundred degrees outside

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01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:58,640
Speaker 1: of jacks. Another one that's gimmy men who have turned backpacks.

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Speaker 1: What's in that where you're going? Dog? I got one

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01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 1: for you, Jake. People that talk to themselves while they

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01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:19,240
Speaker 1: pumping gay make you nervous just talking so thank I

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01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 1: can do that. You got the wrong one, now you

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01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,479
Speaker 1: haven't seen it one. It look like they're talking to

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Speaker 1: two people at one time, back and forth. Yeah. Are

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01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:32,720
Speaker 1: you sure they're not on their phone? Nah? They don't

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01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:35,080
Speaker 1: have little hidden device on them at all. You know

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01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:37,800
Speaker 1: who's scared one? You got one time, I'm telling you

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01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 1: scaring me. People that be driving, but got them big

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01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:43,240
Speaker 1: shades on it. Didn't they go down the side of

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01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 1: the face too, around blue block block. I don't think

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01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:52,280
Speaker 1: they posed to be driving. I really don't. They spared

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Speaker 1: me to me. Nervous. People who take a lot of

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01:23:57,439 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 1: medication just stay, just stay, popping pills every time. They

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01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:10,599
Speaker 1: always going on nightstand man, I got one. He got one.

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Speaker 1: People who rocked back and forth while they're sitting down up, Yeah,

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01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:25,920
Speaker 1: they get up, back down. People who come on. People

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Speaker 1: who eat their food real slow, right, sh I shall

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Speaker 1: my food. I do not swallow it in hunts I

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01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: inhale much. People that don't see nothing wrong with Donald Trump,

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01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:55,360
Speaker 1: scared nothing very scary? You cool with all that he's grant?

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01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:01,000
Speaker 1: I got one. Like people who dri rest they pits

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01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:06,880
Speaker 1: up just like them. Oh you stole you go to

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01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:09,560
Speaker 1: to get the suit, and then the dog got a

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01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:14,240
Speaker 1: suit too. I don't know that's scary right now, you're right,

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Speaker 1: you're right. I got on. Anybody you seeing hugging a box,

1280
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:24,920
Speaker 1: just hugging it like it's got the string around it,

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01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:33,599
Speaker 1: and they hugging it real closer to the ship. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: People People who don't don't mind walking outside with no

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01:25:38,479 --> 01:25:42,240
Speaker 1: shoes on all the time. That dog the bottom of

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01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:46,080
Speaker 1: their feet be so hardn't make you nerve? All right,

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Speaker 1: I got one, Stephen, you close it out. I got

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01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:51,120
Speaker 1: one really good people who walk, but when they walk,

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01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:57,880
Speaker 1: their arms don't swing back and forth. They're just coming

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01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 1: at you like children in the corn and walking over

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01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:08,679
Speaker 1: towards me. Ain't swinging at all. Once you got people

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01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 1: should scare me. That's been sitting there watching their dog

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Speaker 1: for an hour. Lay on that mat. The dog ain't sleep,

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01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:23,160
Speaker 1: He busy, then lick everything he got. Did he get up?

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01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:27,400
Speaker 1: He gonna let him lick him in his mouth. Happens

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Speaker 1: every day. You're listening, all right, Steve, it is time

1295
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:38,160
Speaker 1: for comedy roulette before we get Yes, it is today,

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01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,960
Speaker 1: do it okay? All right, coming very serious comedy roulette verishers.

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01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 1: Take four subjects. Put him on the wheel. Spun the wheel.

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01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:52,160
Speaker 1: That's right, spun it wed stopped. Because we are great

1299
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: at doing this with comedians, we'll do the damn thing.

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01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:57,880
Speaker 1: All right, Here we go with the subjects. The party

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Speaker 1: was off the chain. In fact, as soon as you left.

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01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:06,599
Speaker 1: Blank blank happened? Oh blank happened? All right? Number two?

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01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:12,840
Speaker 1: When to shut up? Okay? Number three old guys who

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01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:18,519
Speaker 1: live alone? That would be number four. We're just being nice.

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01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:23,599
Speaker 1: The preacher's wife can't sing, all right, Come my god,

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01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:31,400
Speaker 1: spend it. Oh is it gonna be on chain? Slingle guys?

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Speaker 1: Single guys who live alone? Preacher's wife. Yeah. Oh. Number one,

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01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,080
Speaker 1: the party was off the chain. In fact, as soon

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01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:44,000
Speaker 1: as you left. Oh my blank happened? Dude, this was

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01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:47,799
Speaker 1: a party. As soon as you left. The preacher's wife's

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01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,320
Speaker 1: wig got caught in the ceiling. Fans man who was

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01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:59,559
Speaker 1: going around should have been it. Couldn't get that fan man.

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01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:09,360
Speaker 1: She was just chasing me. Oh my god, man, that

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01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:12,519
Speaker 1: party was off the chain. It back as soon as

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Speaker 1: you left. Uncle Hervey got stuck in the bathroom. Joe,

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01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:23,599
Speaker 1: he can't do the restroom that night. Man, he's somebody

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01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:27,799
Speaker 1: pushed me. Oh man, the party was off to change.

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01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,200
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. As soon as you left.

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01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:33,799
Speaker 1: Do soon as you left, somebody waste all the whiskey

1320
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:37,439
Speaker 1: on the float. We mopped it up and rung it

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01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:39,960
Speaker 1: out in the picture. Man, let me tell you something.

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01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Whiskey mop water is the holdest thing. Boy you're talking about.

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01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 1: You miss something I'm trying to change, miss whiskey mob water, Lord,

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01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:56,400
Speaker 1: murty boy, you think that was good party? This party

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01:28:56,560 --> 01:29:00,280
Speaker 1: was off to change this part of them. Soon as

1326
01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 1: you left. Oh, it wasn't. Five minutes after you walked

1327
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:08,519
Speaker 1: out to do Casha started stripping on top of the

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01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:17,600
Speaker 1: watching machine. I'm trying to cut that spear cyclone. It

1329
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:25,639
Speaker 1: was triggering. Water came in there, Come on, jay one minute,

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01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,800
Speaker 1: and that was a party. As soon as you left,

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Speaker 1: they had a wheelchair race. Right. I didn't speak and

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01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:38,519
Speaker 1: lou got hit my ice cream. Many it's funny. This

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01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:42,559
Speaker 1: party was something to take that fact you left Sister

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01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:46,840
Speaker 1: Warren front tooth shot at the Herman drake man and

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01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,439
Speaker 1: he took himself. Now we wait on him to go

1336
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 1: to the bath. Let me tell you something. That party

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01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:54,960
Speaker 1: the party was so I to say, as soon as

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01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,360
Speaker 1: you left minute everybody got hungry. I don't know what

1339
01:29:57,640 --> 01:30:03,599
Speaker 1: made Butcher got the fish be aquarium and Friday true

1340
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:06,680
Speaker 1: Oscar gotta help to eat. I ain't Latin all right.

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Speaker 1: Closing out, Steve, hurry right after you change. Right after

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Speaker 1: you left, Uncle Take came in and had a one

1343
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:26,200
Speaker 1: woman wit t shirt conte machine. Right Steve coming up

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01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:32,320
Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this you're listening show. Here are

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01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:35,160
Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks. What

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01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:40,280
Speaker 1: you got for Steve? Yeah, you know, uh always hopefully.

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01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:45,720
Speaker 1: What these closing remarks are doing a kind of um,

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01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:49,880
Speaker 1: you know, just in encouraging people. Really, that's the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I've got a new thing that I'm going to release.

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01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:58,479
Speaker 1: Uh it's called brain drops. I'm releasing a new thing

1351
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:02,600
Speaker 1: that you can get online called brain drops. And what

1352
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:11,040
Speaker 1: brain drops are an abbreviated version of my closing remarks.

1353
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:16,960
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be releasing them every single day for

1354
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:20,960
Speaker 1: people just out and about. Sometimes you know, you just

1355
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 1: you just need a little bit of some type of encouragement,

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01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:26,720
Speaker 1: some type of uplift throughout your day. And that's all

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01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,360
Speaker 1: it's intended to be. So be looking out for brain

1358
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:33,720
Speaker 1: drops because I'm gonna be releasing those shortly. And so

1359
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,360
Speaker 1: today it's just about success. You know, we talk about

1360
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:39,680
Speaker 1: it a lot because those are the two things that

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Speaker 1: I know that everybody wants. Everybody wants to be happy,

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Speaker 1: and everybody wants to be successful. Those two things. Most

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01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:51,760
Speaker 1: people I know want those things right there. And so

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Speaker 1: with that in mind, you know, I just I want

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Speaker 1: to just share this something really really brief with you

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01:31:58,439 --> 01:32:02,439
Speaker 1: about success. Three things I want you to keep in

1367
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Speaker 1: mind on your road to success. There are a lot more,

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01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:10,120
Speaker 1: but I pulled out these three poignant things that I

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Speaker 1: want people to really expect when it comes to success,

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Speaker 1: because I think some people go about success the wrong way.

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01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:23,720
Speaker 1: They go about success expecting the journey to be successful.

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Speaker 1: That's not the way to go about it. The journey

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01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:32,920
Speaker 1: is going to be challenging, The journey is going to

1374
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:37,519
Speaker 1: have setbacks, The journey is going to have disappointments. The

1375
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:44,240
Speaker 1: goal is to become successful. But please don't expect the

1376
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:48,880
Speaker 1: journey to be successful. Understand what the journey is. So

1377
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Speaker 1: let me give you three things. Number one, adversity. The

1378
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:59,360
Speaker 1: road to success is filled with adversity the entire time.

1379
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:06,120
Speaker 1: You will be having to deal with adversity the entire time.

1380
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,560
Speaker 1: There will be some smooth days for you, but the

1381
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:13,960
Speaker 1: bulk of the days will have a challenge of adversity

1382
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,000
Speaker 1: in front of you, hands down, without a doubt, no

1383
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:21,400
Speaker 1: mistaking it. The second part of success that I want

1384
01:33:21,439 --> 01:33:27,679
Speaker 1: you all to understand is rejection. Rejection is a part

1385
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,600
Speaker 1: of success. See when you go about success with the

1386
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:33,640
Speaker 1: wrong attitude, thinking that all your steps are going to

1387
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 1: be successful, it's going to be very disappointing and disheartening

1388
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:40,920
Speaker 1: for you. And in those disappointments and hardships and setbacks,

1389
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:44,360
Speaker 1: you'll think, Wow, I'm not successful, when you actually are.

1390
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:49,920
Speaker 1: It's just the process of becoming successful. So rejection is

1391
01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:52,639
Speaker 1: a huge part of it. You're going to be told

1392
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Speaker 1: no on your way to yes. It's very rare that

1393
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:01,680
Speaker 1: you just get yes, yes, yes, yes, no. You're going

1394
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:06,720
Speaker 1: to be told no along the road to your yes.

1395
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:13,120
Speaker 1: So expect to be rejected no, that it's not going

1396
01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:15,800
Speaker 1: to go your way. Know that everyone's not going to

1397
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:18,960
Speaker 1: see your point, know that everyone's not going to agree

1398
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:21,519
Speaker 1: with you, and know that everybody's not gonna give it

1399
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:24,160
Speaker 1: to you. When you want it or even when you

1400
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:28,080
Speaker 1: need it. Rejection is a huge part. So we got

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01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:31,840
Speaker 1: adversity and we got rejection. The third thing I want

1402
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:36,240
Speaker 1: you to keep in mind to becoming successful are the

1403
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:40,240
Speaker 1: sacrifices that are necessary. This is a hard one for

1404
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:47,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people because sacrificing it's difficult. But in

1405
01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:49,600
Speaker 1: order to get what you want, you're gonna have to

1406
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:56,200
Speaker 1: give up some things. That is the exchange. Anytime you

1407
01:34:56,320 --> 01:35:00,080
Speaker 1: want something, you're going to have to give something to

1408
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:04,560
Speaker 1: get it. There is nothing that you can want in

1409
01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:09,360
Speaker 1: life and you just go get without giving something. If

1410
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:11,800
Speaker 1: you want more people to shake your hand, let's say

1411
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,880
Speaker 1: that's what you want. Guess what you're gonna have to do.

1412
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:16,519
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to extend your hand to more people

1413
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,599
Speaker 1: in life. You're going to have to give up something

1414
01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:27,080
Speaker 1: to get something. It sacrifices. You've got to be very

1415
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:31,280
Speaker 1: very aware of the fact that something will always be

1416
01:35:31,479 --> 01:35:34,360
Speaker 1: required of you. You've all heard the scripture to who

1417
01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:37,200
Speaker 1: much is given, much is required. Well, listen to this.

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01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:42,040
Speaker 1: The requirements are ongoing. If you want the giving to continue.

1419
01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:45,479
Speaker 1: If you don't want the giving part that God has

1420
01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:48,960
Speaker 1: for you, you're gonna have to give up the requirements

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01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:52,600
Speaker 1: because to who much is given, much is required. So

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01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:55,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to get real comfortable with the requirements

1423
01:35:56,160 --> 01:36:00,320
Speaker 1: because guess what, You've been given so many things. So

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01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:03,000
Speaker 1: every time you want something, that's going to be a

1425
01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:05,680
Speaker 1: requirement on your part. Those are the three things I

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01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,320
Speaker 1: want you to focus on and think about. And I

1427
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:10,959
Speaker 1: don't want you to take it negatively, but just understand

1428
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,519
Speaker 1: that's on your way to success. That's what it is.

1429
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:25,320
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Adversity, rejection, sacrifice. If you

1430
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:30,920
Speaker 1: can get those three things mastered, you'll be successful. Most

1431
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Speaker 1: people are who are successful, they've mastered that. Those are

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Speaker 1: my clothing remarks. Drop it, baby, drop it, drop it,

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Speaker 1: drop it. I like it quiet when I drop, I

1434
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Speaker 1: know I like it something you don't. I promise you

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