WEBVTT - CLASSIC: Wells Fargo's Imaginary Customers

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<v Speaker 1>Folks, welcome back. We've got a classic episode for you.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is proudly not brought to you by Wells Fargo.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless it is, and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't heard this.

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<v Speaker 1>The story of one of the most popular retail banks

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<v Speaker 1>in the United States definitely gave a couple of US

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<v Speaker 1>Acrossroads come to Jesus moment where we got into the story.

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<v Speaker 1>But back in twenty twenty, we, like so many other people,

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<v Speaker 1>learned that Wells Fargo had an entire side business doing

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<v Speaker 1>some highly illegal grifts.

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<v Speaker 3>And when we did this exploration, I vowed to take

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<v Speaker 3>my business elsewhere, and I'm still with Wells Fargo to

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<v Speaker 3>this day. Out of sheer laziness.

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<v Speaker 2>First National Bank of Atlanta into Wakovia, into Wells Fargo exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And a lot of people ended up in Wells Fargo because,

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<v Speaker 1>like I saying, they just got snapped up by an

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<v Speaker 1>increasingly gigantic Leviathan of finance. And I missed Wakovia because

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<v Speaker 1>the name sounded like a sneetz.

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<v Speaker 3>It was nice to say, you're gonna call you.

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<v Speaker 1>These boks were made for COVID and that's just what anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Welcome back to the show. My name is Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>my name is Noah.

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<v Speaker 1>They call me Ben. We are joined as always with

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<v Speaker 1>our super producer Paul. Mission control decands, most importantly, you

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<v Speaker 1>are you. You are here, and that makes this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want you to know. Quick check in. I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is the first time any of us have

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<v Speaker 1>spoken today, or at least Matt, you and Knowle, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the first time spoken with you. Paul and I go

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<v Speaker 1>way back today. How's it going, guys, It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going really well. Having all kinds of interesting phone calls

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<v Speaker 2>with people that I've never met until today. So this

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<v Speaker 2>is just a day of new things.

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<v Speaker 3>Really anything to write home about. Not yet, No, I

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<v Speaker 3>see very cryptic.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt. I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm intrigued. I too have had some unusual phone calls

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<v Speaker 3>with people that I have never met and may never meet.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows if I'll ever even leave my house again.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'd like to think that there is a future

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<v Speaker 3>where I will be able to get on an airplane

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<v Speaker 3>once again, because that's fun. It's fun to go other places.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm actually doing some doing some runs later today

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, if people are immunocompromise, it's a tremendously

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<v Speaker 1>bad idea for them to leave their house, even if

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<v Speaker 1>they're in an area like George where the local leadership

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<v Speaker 1>is attempting to open up various businesses and institutions. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go do some no contact drop offs.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are immunocompromised, please please, please, still don't go outside,

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<v Speaker 1>even if everything else is open. It's just not worth it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Guy, I know in Brooklyn who got COVID nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a mild case, but he just got the

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead from his doctor to leave the house. And

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<v Speaker 3>he pos his birthday today. Actually, yeah, so happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna say his name because he may not

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<v Speaker 3>want people to know that he had the thing, but

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<v Speaker 3>happy birthday to you, my friend, and really glad to

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<v Speaker 3>see you get out. And he had he had a

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<v Speaker 3>mask on, was keeping it super safe. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>gotta be tough, you know, just like having that level

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<v Speaker 3>of isolation, especially if someone lives by themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>And speaking of crises, it's safe to say that our

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<v Speaker 1>current financial system, like many individuals in the world today,

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<v Speaker 1>is in a state of crisis. This is yet another

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<v Speaker 1>crisis for the financial system. By the way, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>by the time people reach the age of let's say,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, arbitrarily eighteen, they've already experienced several huge

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<v Speaker 1>behamoths of financial crisis. But individuals in countries around the

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<v Speaker 1>world right now are being told to shore up their

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<v Speaker 1>finances and they're being chastised for quote unquote poor financial planning,

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<v Speaker 1>while at the same time, billion dollar corporations are getting

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<v Speaker 1>bailed out left, right, over and under. Some people would

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<v Speaker 1>call this the way of the world. Some would call

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<v Speaker 1>it a series of conspiracies. Yet the world of finance

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<v Speaker 1>and conspiracy, they're inextricably intertwined. You know, you could even

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<v Speaker 1>say the concept of money itself is a conspiracy. As

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact, we have said that on previous episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I stick to my guns on banks have been

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<v Speaker 1>accused of multitudes of financial crimes, many conspiracies, and even

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<v Speaker 1>at times assisting with things like government overthrows or cup d'tas.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not to say that all banks are all

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<v Speaker 1>bad right for now, they are a necessity. Billions and

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<v Speaker 1>billions of people rely on banks in some way, and

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<v Speaker 1>in turn, those banks rely on those billions of customers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the official story. If this were a mural or

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<v Speaker 1>a portrait, that's the background, that's where that's happening. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's more to the episode, of course, and to get

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<v Speaker 1>you to the point of today's episode, we have to

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<v Speaker 1>first briefly explain how banks work. It sounds super simple,

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<v Speaker 1>but there are a few misconceptions we need to bust

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<v Speaker 1>and there's some things that we'll discuss that might surprise you,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't take our word for it. Here are the facts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the bank itself, the institution, the thing that we

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<v Speaker 2>all rely on, really is one big trust fall. A

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<v Speaker 2>bank is really only a thing, an idea concept that

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<v Speaker 2>works as long as everyone believes it does what it

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<v Speaker 2>does right. It's a lot like currency in general. If

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<v Speaker 2>you don't believe that thing in your pocket perhaps or

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<v Speaker 2>laying in a drawer somewhere, that weird paper like substance

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<v Speaker 2>that has some images on it, If you don't believe

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<v Speaker 2>that thing is worth what it's worth, then it is

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<v Speaker 2>in a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like fairies. Like if you don't believe in

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<v Speaker 3>tinker Bell, then she dies, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of yes, So let's talk about what we all

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<v Speaker 2>believe a bank is and does. Officially, it's a quote

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<v Speaker 2>institution that deals in money, and it substitutes and provides

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<v Speaker 2>other financial services. So really think about it this way.

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<v Speaker 2>Banks take in deposits money and then they loan out

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<v Speaker 2>money and drive a profit from the difference in the

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<v Speaker 2>interest rates that are paid and charged respectively. So when

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<v Speaker 2>you think about that, like how much money they can

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<v Speaker 2>make by lending money out and then charging interest on

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<v Speaker 2>that money they're lending. But the big thing here to

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<v Speaker 2>remember is that in order to have money to lend out,

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<v Speaker 2>they have to be taking money in.

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<v Speaker 3>But make no mistake, I mean, the bank isn't really

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<v Speaker 3>built for you. I mean it's a business. It's designed

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<v Speaker 3>to make money for the shareholders. So it's primary function

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<v Speaker 3>really isn't to be some sort of you know, safe

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<v Speaker 3>haven for your money. That's almost like an afterthought. You're

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<v Speaker 3>really just feeding the machine with your money and then

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<v Speaker 3>they're investing it as they see fit. Essentially, that's an

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<v Speaker 3>oversimplified view of it. But yeah, you deposit money. When

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<v Speaker 3>you do, your money goes into this massive pool along

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<v Speaker 3>with everybody else's money, and then your account is credited

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<v Speaker 3>with the amount of your deposit, so you're able to

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<v Speaker 3>draw on that account to pay bills and write checks,

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<v Speaker 3>et cetera. Who still writes checks. I had to get

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<v Speaker 3>a single check the other day because I had to

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<v Speaker 3>pay off my car and I had to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the bank to get one check. It's the weirdest thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that amounts to deducted from your account balance,

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<v Speaker 3>and you can, you know, theoretically earn interest on that balance. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>and that can actually be added back to your account.

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<v Speaker 3>This is all kind of one oh one banking basics here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I called it day one stuff because that's the

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<v Speaker 1>primary misconception that I want to bust here. The primary

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<v Speaker 1>function of a bank is not you as an individual customer.

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<v Speaker 1>And although it may sound basic, it may sound like

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<v Speaker 1>day one stuff, it is a huge misconception that is

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<v Speaker 1>very distressingly common. The bank's primary purpose, as far as

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<v Speaker 1>you are concerned, is just to take money from you,

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<v Speaker 1>whether that's money you deposit, whether that's money that you

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<v Speaker 1>pay on a loan in principle or in interest where banks,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, want to make more more revenue. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you are. You know, that's what you are,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can We've talked about this in previous episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>If you'd like to learn more about the nuts and

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<v Speaker 1>bolts of this the banking system, especially here in the US,

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<v Speaker 1>do check out our earlier explorations of the FED the

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<v Speaker 1>Federal Reserve for more details. That's the gist. The amount

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<v Speaker 1>of interest that you get on your checking account or

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<v Speaker 1>your savings account. In the big picture, it's peanuts. It's

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<v Speaker 1>better than nothing, but it's peanuts. Bank customers matter the

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<v Speaker 1>absolute most when we take out loans and pay interest

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<v Speaker 1>on those, or in a panic situation, in a worst

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<v Speaker 1>case scenario for a bank, when every customer of a

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<v Speaker 1>bank wants their money back in cash all at once,

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<v Speaker 1>because you see, yeah, you see, the banks won't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>They just won't have it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's essentially I mean not to be de

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<v Speaker 3>reductionist about it, but it reminds me of a Ponzi scheme.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing is like a paying Peter to robbing

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<v Speaker 3>from Peter to pay Paul scenario. Although it's all under

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<v Speaker 3>the guise of being legitimate. I mean, if you go

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<v Speaker 3>back and say I want my money, shouldn't you be

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<v Speaker 3>able to get your mind? But if everyone does it

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<v Speaker 3>at the same time, then it's not going to work out.

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<v Speaker 3>And yet we trust in this system because it's somehow

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<v Speaker 3>backed by some kind of promise by the government or

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<v Speaker 3>the FDIC or what have you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's what's happening in Russia right now as

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<v Speaker 1>we record this, which is just for peak behind the

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<v Speaker 1>curtain right at the very end of April twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>So this can happen again countries around the world. Has

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<v Speaker 1>happened in the US as well. So you might be

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<v Speaker 1>asking yourself rightly, Okay, guys, if this is all true,

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<v Speaker 1>and we assure you it is, then why am I,

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<v Speaker 1>as an individual checking account holder important at all? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't have a loan, if I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a mortgage, why do I matter? Well there are two reasons. First,

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<v Speaker 1>as we established earlier, banks are using your money, specifically

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<v Speaker 1>your money sometimes even if you're not working with the bank,

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<v Speaker 1>which is weird but true. And second, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>just basic sales psychology. Once people choose a bank, they

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<v Speaker 1>tend to stick with that bank. So if you're the

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<v Speaker 1>average person with a checking account at one bank, you

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<v Speaker 1>are far far more likely to have a credit card

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<v Speaker 1>account with them, a savings account or alone with them

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<v Speaker 1>as well. And these accounts all have differing terms, and

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<v Speaker 1>depending on a ton of mitigating factors, one person may

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<v Speaker 1>have a much better deal than another. Right, some people

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<v Speaker 1>have credit cards with maybe what like nine percent interests,

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<v Speaker 1>and other people have credit cards with like twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>point nine to nine percent interests. There's a lot in play,

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<v Speaker 1>and we should add a customer with a line of

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<v Speaker 1>credit and a line of savings. From the bank's perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>you are far more profitable than an ordinary Jenny or

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<v Speaker 1>Jack who just has a checking account.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's true. And it's also people often are a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit lazy, and they might not shop around for

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<v Speaker 3>a better rate, or you know, they might get that

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<v Speaker 3>zero interest, you know, introductory deal and then forget to

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<v Speaker 3>pay it off when the rate gets jacked up to

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<v Speaker 3>like twenty percent or some ungodly And honestly, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>to that degree, but I'm one of those in terms

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<v Speaker 3>of laziness. I have had a bank account that has

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<v Speaker 3>changed hands like three times throughout the course of my

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<v Speaker 3>my financial life, and I'm just kind of stuck with

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it ended up being, you know, just because it's

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<v Speaker 3>a pain in the butt to like close your bank

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<v Speaker 3>account and start over and redo all your cards and

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<v Speaker 3>all that stuff. And I think the banks are kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a they're sort of capitalizing on that, right, people

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<v Speaker 3>being stuck in a routine and being a one stop

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<v Speaker 3>shop and just being easier to stick with what they

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<v Speaker 3>know than to go maybe shop for a better deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I yes, and you know, I'm in actually a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>similar situation. Tool. And the last time I had to

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<v Speaker 2>go into the bank, I noticed something, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>that the person I was speaking with it wasn't just

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<v Speaker 2>a teller, it was, you know, a banker. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you, if anyone has ever had that experience where

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<v Speaker 2>you want.

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<v Speaker 1>One you go in the office or on a desk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. And what I was attempting to do was

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<v Speaker 2>open a new account with them, because I've been an

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<v Speaker 2>account holder for a while and I wanted to open

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<v Speaker 2>a new specialized checking account. And what happened was, rather

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<v Speaker 2>than just having that conversation opening that account, having that

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<v Speaker 2>one transaction, they were attempting to get me to open

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<v Speaker 2>a credit card with them. They were attempting to get

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<v Speaker 2>me to change over a mortgage to them and do

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<v Speaker 2>all these other things and insurance. Yes, and it's something

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm assuming is pretty common throughout the banking world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Selling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the concept is so common that there is a

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<v Speaker 1>name for it in the industry. It's called cross selling.

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<v Speaker 1>It started out as an internal term, but now, for

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<v Speaker 1>reasons that will will become abundantly clear in a few minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a term that is in the public sphere.

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<v Speaker 1>Success for okay, so Wells Fargo or Wacovia or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>five Thirds Bank or whatever, any bank that you used,

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<v Speaker 1>any bank that you walk into and have a checking

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<v Speaker 1>account with and so on. Those are what's called retail banks.

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<v Speaker 1>And for a long time, success at retail banks was

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<v Speaker 1>measured by how successful the bankers or even the people

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone were at cross selling. And that's encouraging

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<v Speaker 1>a customer, Remember our Jenny or Jack with one checking

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<v Speaker 1>account to open up multiple other accounts to be fair.

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<v Speaker 1>This also happens if you have like a credit card

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<v Speaker 1>with Bank of America or something, they're like, hey, make

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<v Speaker 1>a savings account with us right ever thought of buying

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<v Speaker 1>a boat, et cetera. This idea is an invention credited

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<v Speaker 1>to a single man. His name is Richard Kovikchik's he

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<v Speaker 1>was a Wells Fargo CEO. He's a guy who reputedly

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<v Speaker 1>came up with the idea of cross selling during his

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<v Speaker 1>time as a CEO at Northwest Corporation. And we've got

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<v Speaker 1>a thing from an interview he had in nineteen ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 1>I think with Vanity Fair maybe where he summarizes his

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<v Speaker 1>idea and it sounds normal now, but when he said it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty innovative.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he really kind of changed the lingo of banking.

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<v Speaker 3>He started referring to branch employees or the idea of tellers.

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<v Speaker 3>I called them salespeople, and consumers referred to them as

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<v Speaker 3>customers rather than clients. And another one that I've heard

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<v Speaker 3>that I have no doubt sprang from the same kind

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<v Speaker 3>of shift was all of the various products that the

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<v Speaker 3>bank can sell you, you know, like these credit cards are products.

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<v Speaker 3>All of these up cells or these cross sells you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about are referred to as products, which I find

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<v Speaker 3>very strange. You know, it's such a non tangible thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Like insurance being a product.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and just from personal experience, there are so many

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<v Speaker 2>different kinds of products that these retail banks offer customers

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<v Speaker 2>that seem extremely similar. But there's like seven different kinds

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<v Speaker 2>of checking account, there's like six different kinds of savings

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<v Speaker 2>accounts and all this other stuff. And it's also that

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<v Speaker 2>you can offer exactly what the customer needs or the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the customer or not the client.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's pre convenience.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's definitely not. You guys. It reminds me of

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<v Speaker 3>when I got my car loan a handful of years

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<v Speaker 3>ago and like they made me, you know, this this

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<v Speaker 3>offer of this interest rate and it was like higher

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<v Speaker 3>than I thought I should be offered because I have

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<v Speaker 3>really good credit. And then I was gonna walk away,

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<v Speaker 3>and they said, oh ho ho, wait a minute, now,

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<v Speaker 3>we didn't know you. If we just told us you

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<v Speaker 3>wanted it low, that we would have I'm like, what, like,

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<v Speaker 3>just offer me the rate that I am do based

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<v Speaker 3>on my score, Like why are you trying to nickel

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<v Speaker 3>and die me. It's the same thing. And this was

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<v Speaker 3>through a small community bank, but it was all like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, at the hands of these kind of sleazy

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<v Speaker 3>car dealers. Not not to malign all card dealer. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure many of you are great, most of you even,

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<v Speaker 3>but this one in particular, I felt very kind of

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<v Speaker 3>bent over a bearl a little bit, and I got

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<v Speaker 3>them down to where I wanted to be, but I

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<v Speaker 3>felt kind of ichy. The whole thing made me feel

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<v Speaker 3>like I didn't want to do business with them anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's gonna The anecdote I always think of

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<v Speaker 1>is like, imagine you walk into a fast food restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>and you order, I don't know, a cheeseburger, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, do you want poop on your cheeseburger? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that part of the conversation now, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even want the burger cheez.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, we got to get rid of all this

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<v Speaker 2>poop somehow, and you know, if you'll accept it on

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<v Speaker 2>your burger, then you know we're getting rid of it

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<v Speaker 2>in that way and you're getting what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give you a loyalty card, how about an Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>gift card? So that's I mean, it's true. No, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to I had to interject a little like

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<v Speaker 1>I think it could be advertised as convenience this plethora

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<v Speaker 1>of options I'm using over correctly. Yeah, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>what it's I think what it's really meant to do

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<v Speaker 1>is to make things inconvenient, to make it more difficult

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<v Speaker 1>to find the right deal. The options are are cane

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<v Speaker 1>by design, you know, just like a life insurance or

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<v Speaker 1>just like a A lot of medical insurance or health

0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.879
<v Speaker 1>insurance plans function that way. That's just a that's just

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<v Speaker 1>a byproduct of private industry trying to maximize profit because

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people won't do the research. Well's fargo.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really really good at this. They were considered

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<v Speaker 1>for some time and not insignificant amount of time, the

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<v Speaker 1>best cross seller in the retail banking game. But there

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<v Speaker 1>was one problem, I know, just one.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you know why there's a problem then, yes, why

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<v Speaker 2>because imagine if you're the best seller at something, now,

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<v Speaker 2>imagine your numbers are on a really nice trajectory upwards. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>in order for you to maintain profitability and to increase

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<v Speaker 2>year over year, like increase, you have to continue your

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<v Speaker 2>track rate as the best seller, right, and then over achieve.

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<v Speaker 3>Not to mention, you want to get that set of

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<v Speaker 3>steak knives, you know, and the coffee is for closers.

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<v Speaker 3>So you want to get coffee, you don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>get cut off. You need that stuff to sell, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the unsustainable, unsustainable growth model, exponential growth model of

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<v Speaker 1>capitalism year over year, and it applies to a lot

0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:36.639
<v Speaker 1>of industries. So I mean, that's what I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say. I said there was one problem, but really

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<v Speaker 1>there were millions of problems. You see Wells Fargo and

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<v Speaker 1>other banks. We're getting a lot of new accounts, getting

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of new customers, cross selling. But these accounts,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out, were made up out of thin air.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we talking about. We'll tell you after we'd

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<v Speaker 1>from our sponsor. Here's where it gets crazy. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>say you don't have enough accounts, Well, well, why don't

0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:16.040
<v Speaker 1>you make them up? As early as twenty eleven, still

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<v Speaker 1>like nine years ago, easily, outfits like the Wall Street

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<v Speaker 1>Journal started noting this enormous internal pressure that Wells Fargo

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<v Speaker 1>was exerting on everybody from the bank manager level on down.

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<v Speaker 1>They were supposed to measure up to these incredibly difficult

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<v Speaker 1>sales quotas, these cross selling quotas. These were cartoonishly implausible.

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<v Speaker 1>Vanity Fair in fact noted that several of these goals

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<v Speaker 1>were proven to be literally mathematically impossible to achieve. That's nuts. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you pitched everything to everyone, every single customer

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<v Speaker 1>got every single offer possible and they all said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you still wouldn't meet the quota at some points.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, It really is so so. Imagine that you

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<v Speaker 2>are let's say a bank manager or one of the

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<v Speaker 2>main salespersons at you know, bankers, or just salesperson at

0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.080
<v Speaker 2>the bank. Imagine that you are aware that you are

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<v Speaker 2>expected to sell x number of new accounts or open

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<v Speaker 2>x number of new accounts, and you only you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you see, like you literally physically see x minus fifty

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<v Speaker 2>people a day, right, so you know that there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way you're going to do that, There's no possible way.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do when you know your job is

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<v Speaker 2>on the line. That number is directly related to how

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<v Speaker 2>well you do, if you can get a raise at

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<v Speaker 2>some point, if you can keep your job even well.

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<v Speaker 2>They started doing something that they weren't supposed to do,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's just opening new accounts that would count towards

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<v Speaker 2>their quota but wouldn't actually be tied to somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>wanted an account.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute, Wait a minute, isn't that called fraud?

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<v Speaker 1>Ding ding ding? Yes, it is. Indeed there was. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Dennis Hambeck who once upon a time

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<v Speaker 1>was an employee at Wells Fargo. Now this guy had

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<v Speaker 1>extensive banking experience, was his career. He got into banking

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<v Speaker 1>as a young cat before all these massive consolidations, right

0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:43.040
<v Speaker 1>before the financial whales starts swallowing the other smaller financial fish,

0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:46.560
<v Speaker 1>and well, whales are mammals. But you get it, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about. So he said this in

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<v Speaker 1>a quote, just to hammer home that point that you made, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>about how intense this pressure was. He said, every morning

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<v Speaker 1>we had a conference call all with the managers. You

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<v Speaker 1>were supposed to tell them how you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>make your sales goal for the day, and if you didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>you had to call them back in the afternoon explain

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<v Speaker 1>how you why you didn't make it, and how you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to fix it. It was really tense. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>So you can imagine that, you know, there's a little

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<v Speaker 1>problematic if we're being.

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<v Speaker 3>A terrible place to work, as almost as though it

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<v Speaker 3>would drive you to do something untoward m exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Nol it's it's like, think about this, like, imagine you

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<v Speaker 1>go to uh, let's say your your local hardware store,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're planning to buy a leaf blower and a

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<v Speaker 1>screwdriver Phillips flathead, it doesn't matter for this example, but whatever,

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:48.960
<v Speaker 1>whichever one you like most, you're supposed to get them.

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<v Speaker 1>You pay for them, and you're gonna get them delivered. Later,

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<v Speaker 1>you learned that the store did not just sell you

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<v Speaker 1>a leaf blower and your favorite screwdriver. They also sold

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<v Speaker 1>you a chainsaw, around two cases of blue power Aid,

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:05.040
<v Speaker 1>maybe some outdated lamp fixtures, and they threw it along

0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:08.480
<v Speaker 1>gnome and they charged you in some way for all

0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:12.399
<v Speaker 1>of it. And now imagine that delivery took months or

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:15.000
<v Speaker 1>years and you didn't find out about it until much later.

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<v Speaker 1>This sounds silly, right, It's like an arrested development sitcom

0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 1>esque thing, but that's pretty much what happened in this scenario.

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<v Speaker 1>In real life, this happened to people at Wells Fargo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Ben, the the routers and Poweraid example feels like

0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:37.040
<v Speaker 2>it's out there, but we assure you it is not

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<v Speaker 2>that different. So let's imagine one of those individual employees

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 2>knowing they have to make this quota. So let's say

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<v Speaker 2>they're talking to you on the phone as a customer

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<v Speaker 2>and they convince you to take out a large loan,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say, let's say a ten thousand dollars loan. They

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<v Speaker 2>convince you to do that with the caveat that they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to immediately repay you five thousand dollars or like

0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:02.840
<v Speaker 2>pay off five thousand dollars of that loan. So really

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:05.399
<v Speaker 2>you're only taking out a five thousand dollars loan, but

0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:08.159
<v Speaker 2>on paper, and according to the bank, they're going to

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>get credit for taking out a ten thousand dollars loan,

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 2>and it's just a way for them to sustain themselves

0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:18.680
<v Speaker 2>within the banking infrastructure. And that is most certainly an

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 2>unsustainable thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's I like the point you made about

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<v Speaker 1>Ponzi's scheme. No, that was occurring to me as well,

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:30.159
<v Speaker 1>because it very much is an unsustainable growth situation. Things

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:33.760
<v Speaker 1>start to crack. In two thousand and five, there's a

0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 1>customer named Bill Moore and he goes to Dennis Hanbeck,

0:25:38.119 --> 0:25:42.960
<v Speaker 1>who he mentioned earlier, and he's he's befuddled, and he's

0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>kind of indignant because he says, hey, Dennis, I see

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<v Speaker 1>that I have a checking account and a savings account,

0:25:54.840 --> 0:26:01.399
<v Speaker 1>and they like date back to five years ago. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't ask for them, and I don't want them. And

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<v Speaker 1>so Hambick, being a stand up guy, is on the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's interesting. I mean, really is doing

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<v Speaker 3>some pretty serious, serious slewth thing. He looks into it

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 3>and discovers that the banker who opened those accounts, as

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:22.320
<v Speaker 3>you typically need to have with opening an account, there

0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 3>was a driver's license number that was entered as more

0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 3>WF zero zero zero zero zero, which sounds like a

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:36.359
<v Speaker 3>really wonky like vanity license plate if you ask me.

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 3>And to boot. The date of issuance was January first,

0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:44.960
<v Speaker 3>two thousand, which was a holiday when the Department of

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:49.240
<v Speaker 3>Licensing of Washington State would have been closed. And Hamback

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 3>is not letting this go. He kind of is getting

0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 3>the brush off for management. So Hamback retires. I think

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:01.040
<v Speaker 3>he was just kind of fed up because he you know,

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:03.360
<v Speaker 3>he was the one that was looking into this, and

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 3>he was the one that was finding some very fishy evidence,

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:14.440
<v Speaker 3>and he wanted to avoid being fired for not resorting

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:18.920
<v Speaker 3>to these kinds of fraudulent activities in order to make

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 3>those unrealistic expectations, and Ben I wanted to mention, I mean,

0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:27.800
<v Speaker 3>so it's not like management specifically instructed employees to do

0:27:27.840 --> 0:27:32.560
<v Speaker 3>this to break the law, but more or less implied that,

0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:35.240
<v Speaker 3>you know, put up or shut up, like you're out

0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 3>if you don't meet these expectations. It's sort of like

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:41.879
<v Speaker 3>there was a big cheating scandal in Georgia public schools

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 3>years ago, and it was because of unrealistic expectations for

0:27:45.040 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 3>standardized tests. And while you know, obviously you can't condone

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:52.080
<v Speaker 3>the cheating, you understand why some of these teachers might

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:54.679
<v Speaker 3>have done that because they felt pressured to meet these standards.

0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:58.120
<v Speaker 3>But again, it's not like they're superiors instructed them to cheat.

0:27:58.240 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 3>Is that similar here, benus were making these decisions on

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:02.040
<v Speaker 3>their own.

0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were heavily incentivized to make those decisions. I think.

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:12.359
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a great comparisonal because the thing about

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 1>it is it would be illegal for the banks and

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:18.439
<v Speaker 1>the executors to come out and say, look, make up

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 1>these accounts and break the law. As a matter of fact,

0:28:21.200 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, we said Hamback refused to play the game.

0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 1>It's interesting in official company literature, this kind of unethical

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 1>behavior is referred to literally as gaming, and so they

0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:38.959
<v Speaker 1>can't They won't ever compromise themselves by saying, you know,

0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 1>go break numerous financial laws. They'll just say, hey, why

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 1>aren't you meeting these sales quotas your job is in jeopardy,

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 1>And usually that's all the incentive people need.

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 3>But to your point, Ben, they almost laid out how

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 3>to do it by having it in their company literature

0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:00.200
<v Speaker 3>as a thing you should not do, and even give

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 3>it a name. I think that's pretty interesting and teachable here.

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it's just like the frozen grape concentrate from

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 1>the days of prohibition that said do not do the

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>following steps because it will result in fermentation and make

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 1>wine number one. You know, it's exactly like that. And

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 1>to quote to quote Yates from the Second Coming, the

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Center could not hold right, or to paraphrase them, this

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 1>was unsustainable and very very soon things would fall apart.

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Will explore the fallout which continues today. After a word

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 1>from our sponsors.

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 3>And we're back talking more about banking, because it's it's

0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 3>not as boring as it might seem. You guys, there's

0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 3>some pretty shady stuff going on at Wells Fargo their

0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 3>own analysis that they did between twenty eleven twenty fifteen

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:06.080
<v Speaker 3>found that it's employees that opened more than one point

0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 3>five million deposit accounts and more than five hundred and

0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 3>sixty five thousand credit card accounts that may or may

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 3>not have actually been real. Uh, but then we can't forget.

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:19.480
<v Speaker 3>And this is always the point that I but when

0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 3>I thought back on this story, these weren't like made

0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:26.719
<v Speaker 3>up identities. These were like duplicate accounts of real people.

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 3>How did they think this was? That they were gonna

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 3>get away with this for very long? It just seems

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 3>like such a desperate move, which clearly it was.

0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 2>It feels like one of those things that you get

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 2>away with until you can't, and you you sustain what

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 2>you've got and how everything is going until it all

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 2>falls apart. It's building that house of cards situation where

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, at some point the bill comes due, but

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:51.960
<v Speaker 2>it's not going to be today or tomorrow.

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Probably.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like the boiler Room. You remember that film? Mm hmm, yeah,

0:30:57.680 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I think I just liked the boiler Room. Oh I'm

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:05.720
<v Speaker 1>that But you're right, So some customers, obviously we're gonna

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:08.640
<v Speaker 1>find out about this because some of those accounts opened

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 1>in their names had fees, so they would get they

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>would be asked to pay these fees on accounts that,

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 1>as far as they knew, did not exist. Some customers

0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 1>even had collections agencies calling them due to these unpaid

0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:29.520
<v Speaker 1>fees because again they didn't know that the accounts existed.

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>They weren't getting notified of the fees. Even the first

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:36.719
<v Speaker 1>time they would find out about one of these fraudulent

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 1>accounts is when they were getting shaken down by a

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>collections agency. So just imagine what that does to your

0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:48.560
<v Speaker 1>credit as well. This has lasting financial consequence for people totally.

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 3>And I mean I think that, you know, I'm just

0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 3>guessing here that Wells Fargo employees were banking on the

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 3>fact that, you know, a lot of these fees are

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:58.440
<v Speaker 3>little nickel and dime fees here and there that you

0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 3>might not even notice. I certainly don't scan through my

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 3>bank ledger and try to pick, you know, pick out

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 3>every single little fee or whatever. I mean, you know,

0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 3>I definitely glance at it from time to time, but

0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't go through it with like a fine tooth comb.

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 3>And it's such a negligible amount. It's not like you

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 3>take a big hit to your bank account and all

0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 3>of a sudden thake, something's up, right.

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm gonna do immediately following this episode,

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 2>go through that bank account.

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fine, tooth a lot of people while you're there.

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and check just in general, fellow listeners, go

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:32.560
<v Speaker 1>ahead and check your cell phone bill. See what kind

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>of service charges have just popped up over time. And definitely,

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll say it, I'm not get in trouble for this,

0:32:38.440 --> 0:32:41.880
<v Speaker 1>but definitely keep an eye on Comcast. They are, you know,

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 1>they're they're voted again number one most hated company in

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>the US. That's not my opinion, that's a fact.

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just whoever your ISP is, really it doesn't matter.

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:56.520
<v Speaker 3>Just check it.

0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Check all those bills, keep.

0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 1>An eye on them because those plans change, right, They're

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 1>meant to change in ways that you might not be

0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 1>aware of unless you are paying mindful attention. So this gaming,

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>as they called it, this unethical behavior, was so ubiquitous

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:21.680
<v Speaker 1>that it even created related kind of terms, slang terms internally.

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 1>There's one called pinning, and that meant assigning customers pin

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 1>numbers without their knowledge. That's incredibly disturbing because, as you know,

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 1>a pin number is supposed to be yours. It's like

0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 1>it's sacro sanct It's similar to a bank's version of

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 1>your Social Security number. No one else is supposed to

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 1>know it. But if someone makes up a pin number

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:50.920
<v Speaker 1>that you do not know, that means they can impersonate

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 1>you on a Wells Fargo computer and then boom, boom, boom,

0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:58.440
<v Speaker 1>they can enroll you in all sorts of quote unquote

0:33:58.480 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 1>products without your no. So boom, Now you've got auto insurance. Boom.

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Now you had a Carlan boom, Now you had a

0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 1>credit card. And this was nuts, because the most mystifying

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:13.319
<v Speaker 1>thing about this still is not even how widespread it

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:16.960
<v Speaker 1>is to me, it's how blatant it was. The LA

0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>City's Attorney Office found that there were one hundred and

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 1>ninety three thousand non employee accounts opened between twenty eleven

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 1>and twenty fifteen. And get this, the only email name

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:32.400
<v Speaker 1>listed for them was Wellsfargo dot com. This is just

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:34.280
<v Speaker 1>at Wells Fargo dot com.

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Wow, it's not like even not even trying, you know,

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>it's like not even doing like level one improv. I

0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:48.440
<v Speaker 1>bet we could make I bet we could make like

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 1>right now, we could make as many fake names as

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>we wanted. You know, Tad Dorgenson, that's not a real name.

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:57.799
<v Speaker 1>That's still better than Wells Fargo dot com.

0:34:57.520 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Or you get even if you just put like ceu

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.920
<v Speaker 2>u st as in customer and then put a string

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:07.839
<v Speaker 2>of like, you know, numbers and letters or something. It's

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 2>that easy, cheeze. But that takes time. And I guess

0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 2>you had to make so many so quickly age what they.

0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:19.319
<v Speaker 1>Did going to that point of desperation, you know. And

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 1>on September eighth, twenty sixteen, Wells Fargo did settle with

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 1>some authorities. They paid one hundred and eighty five million

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>dollars to three institutions, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, which is a thing,

0:35:38.840 --> 0:35:41.840
<v Speaker 1>and the City and County of Los Angeles. They wanted

0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 1>to settle the charges of a massive fraud. As part

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 1>of this agreement, they were able to avoid admitting that

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:52.520
<v Speaker 1>they had done anything wrong.

0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Now that sounds familiar. That sounds pretty dang familiar, you know.

0:35:57.280 --> 0:36:00.320
<v Speaker 3>To be fair, they absolutely have plausible deny of ability.

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:03.240
<v Speaker 3>The only thing they were guilty of was having high standards.

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 1>There we go, there we go. Yeah, as you can

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 1>tell in a universe to the left of this, the

0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:11.320
<v Speaker 1>four of us are are lawyers.

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's true.

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 1>I think we would be good in the courtroom. So

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:19.360
<v Speaker 1>it's weird because they all they did, they did do

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:21.359
<v Speaker 1>one other thing aside from pay one hundred and eighty

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 1>five million dollars. They fired. They fired around a thousand employees,

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe a little more. And these were mostly juniors. They

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:33.439
<v Speaker 1>were fired for gaming. If you think about it, these

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:38.880
<v Speaker 1>were sacrificial goats just sort of meant to be a propitiation.

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 1>They were meant to appease the gods of regulation. And

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:45.400
<v Speaker 1>we know what you're all thinking. You know what everybody

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:48.320
<v Speaker 1>is thinking. Hey, one hundred and eighty five million dollars

0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:52.439
<v Speaker 1>is a big deal to me. But isn't that chump

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 1>change for such a huge bank. The answer is yes.

0:36:56.480 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>It was about three percent, right, three percent of second

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:03.320
<v Speaker 2>quarter profits of that year. So there are four quarters.

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 2>One of those quarters had to shape off three percent

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:10.160
<v Speaker 2>in order for them to be Okay, that's crazy.

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 3>It's also way less than some executives have made over

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 3>the past five years. Gentlemen, I propose that we join

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:25.600
<v Speaker 3>our forces and start a bank. What do you say,

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 3>get out of this podcasting rat race and start ourselves

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 3>up a bank. Surely, no, you won't do it.

0:37:33.520 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I won't do it. My soul shall not allow boys.

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:39.480
<v Speaker 3>That's fair. I respect that.

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, but you know I kind of started a bank.

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:45.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, well yeah, the Ben Bank. The Ben Bank

0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 3>deals exclusively in ben bucks.

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Unencumbered by souls. Yeah, also true.

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 3>But you know, so you then you understand Ben as

0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:57.400
<v Speaker 3>the head of the Bend Bank. This is all just

0:37:57.480 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 3>the cost of doing business, my guy, right.

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I want to say, in case this plays

0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 1>in court later, technically I am not on the executive board.

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:10.760
<v Speaker 1>I am a consultant, so nice try.

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 3>For the record, that was me lapsing into my douchebag

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 3>executive voice when I said, my guy, there, I just

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 3>had to walk that one back a little bit.

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I like it.

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 3>People say, yeah, I just you know, it has to

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 3>be tongue slightly in cheek. But yeah, man, seriously, I

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 3>mean this is it was a slap on the wrist

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 3>is even putting it uh strongly? You know?

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, that's a great point. I mean a thump

0:38:39.560 --> 0:38:42.800
<v Speaker 1>on the ear, you know, yeah, yeah, a finger wag

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 1>and a strong sentence using your full name exactly. That's

0:38:48.800 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the issue with it, because this was I mean,

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:55.719
<v Speaker 1>this literally is a cost of doing business. They didn't

0:38:55.760 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 1>emit wrong, Douane. They had plausible deniability. In short, this

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 1>bank thought they got away with it until that is,

0:39:05.080 --> 0:39:09.520
<v Speaker 1>employees like Hamback started coming forward, and there's there was

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:13.719
<v Speaker 1>a list of employees who complained internally, because like any

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 1>large institution, there are channels through which you're supposed to

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:21.880
<v Speaker 1>send your complaints. The list of employees who were skized

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:26.240
<v Speaker 1>out by this and complained it stretches back over ten years.

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:30.560
<v Speaker 1>People knew what was up, you know. Like again, it

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:35.239
<v Speaker 1>might sound like we are vilifying Wells Fargo, but we're

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:39.920
<v Speaker 1>talking about the crimes of an institution. Really, we're not

0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:43.520
<v Speaker 1>talking about any of the employees in the banking industry.

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:46.080
<v Speaker 1>We're not talking about any of the employees in Wells

0:39:46.120 --> 0:39:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Fargo specifically. Right, These people are not the ones who

0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:52.920
<v Speaker 1>said make these impossible sales quotas.

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:58.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So, as of this year twenty twenty, Wells Fargo

0:39:58.960 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 3>has agreed to rebillion in settlements for criminal charges and

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 3>a civil action that's stemming from its widespread mistreatment of

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:14.919
<v Speaker 3>its customers in its community bank over a fourteen year period.

0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Court papers show that prosecutors described the insane environment that Ben.

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:22.879
<v Speaker 3>I mean, honestly, I was responding to when you first

0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 3>said at the top of the show, you know, checking in,

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 3>explain to me why you didn't make it, you know,

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 3>justify your actions every single day. I mean, sure, accountability

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:35.880
<v Speaker 3>is one thing, but this was very much like you

0:40:36.000 --> 0:40:38.520
<v Speaker 3>described it, Ben in your notes, as a pressure cooker

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 3>environment that was kind of created, just absolutely toxic work environment,

0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:46.040
<v Speaker 3>right so to very low level employees.

0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, this is this is I don't know, We've

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:53.799
<v Speaker 1>got a lot of people in the audience who've worked

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:57.880
<v Speaker 1>in sales jobs or something with commission I don't know

0:40:57.880 --> 0:41:00.920
<v Speaker 1>if you guys have ever done that. I have not,

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:06.960
<v Speaker 1>but it feels like a very demanding situation to be

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:10.440
<v Speaker 1>put in, even when there's you know, absolutely no unethical behavior.

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:14.839
<v Speaker 1>Most commissioned sales do not require unethical behavior. But like,

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:16.799
<v Speaker 1>think about the pressure the next time you're in a

0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:20.440
<v Speaker 1>brick and mortar store. Think about the pressure and employees

0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 1>under when they ask you those series of questions and

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 1>a purchase like have you ever bought something? And you know,

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 1>you just buy one thing you need, like maybe a

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:33.080
<v Speaker 1>cable somewhere, or you're buying some pants or you know,

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to buy, and then the cashier starts

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 1>asking you a series of questions like what's your phone number,

0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>you want to sign up for our credit card, you

0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>want to sign up for a rewards card, and so on.

0:41:43.360 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I always say I'm good, Like when they ask

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 3>for my phone number or email. No, I don't ever

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 3>want anyone to have that, because there's no reason for it.

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 3>They act like it's said, oh so we can better

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:55.560
<v Speaker 3>serve you next time, or have you on my database

0:41:55.600 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 3>and know what you like. I don't know why anyone

0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 3>would ever give out their information at a brick and

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 3>mortar store like that, because you can.

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:08.279
<v Speaker 2>You can get special perks guys, right, and now we're

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 2>family once they have all my info, Look, just give.

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:12.879
<v Speaker 3>Me a card and punch a hole in it when

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 3>I buy a thing, and then give me a free

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 3>thing when I've punched enough holes in it. You know,

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:19.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm old school like that. I'm finally that model.

0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:24.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, so imagine that you are. Again. We keep

0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 2>trying to put ourselves in the position of the lower

0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:30.120
<v Speaker 2>level employees at you know, in an institution like this

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:36.880
<v Speaker 2>when you like, maybe you have experienced a maybe a

0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 2>quarterly meeting or a meeting with your company where everybody

0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 2>gets together and they talk about the state of the

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 2>company and what's going on, and everything you know is

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:47.399
<v Speaker 2>going up or down or for this reason, for that

0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:50.800
<v Speaker 2>other reason, things are going great or terribly. And imagine

0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:53.279
<v Speaker 2>you're in one of those meetings and you know that

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:57.960
<v Speaker 2>you your your bank, your local chain of the bank,

0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and your manager. You guys did meet up to the standards.

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:04.560
<v Speaker 2>But you guys did everything right, and you tried as

0:43:04.600 --> 0:43:06.840
<v Speaker 2>hard as you could, and you made some pretty good numbers.

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 2>But they're not quite what they were looking for. They're

0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 2>not really even close, actually, But again, you did a

0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:15.400
<v Speaker 2>great job. Then, over this meeting, in this call, or however,

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:21.680
<v Speaker 2>it goes some other branch, you know, let's say dozens

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 2>of miles away, for some reason, they exceeded this goal

0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:27.080
<v Speaker 2>that was way out of reach, and on this call,

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:31.360
<v Speaker 2>your boss's boss's boss on this call says, man, you

0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 2>guys just just killed it. You did a great job.

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 2>You guys are just rocking these numbers. Man, We're so

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 2>proud of y'all. You're getting bonuses, you're getting this, you're

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 2>getting that everybody on this call needs to look up

0:43:42.640 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>to this particular group, to this bank and do what

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:50.080
<v Speaker 2>they did, and you know, imagine feeling that.

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then those those people who were meeting these increasingly

0:43:56.520 --> 0:44:02.040
<v Speaker 1>difficult sales goals, they were the minority for a while,

0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, and fairly often, and they often had to

0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:08.480
<v Speaker 1>achieve these things through unethical or illegal means. So that's

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:10.160
<v Speaker 1>where we are, you know, as you said in all,

0:44:10.160 --> 0:44:13.879
<v Speaker 1>that's February of twenty twenty, just a few months ago.

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:19.799
<v Speaker 1>What lessons we're learned from this retail bank conspiracy? Again,

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:23.919
<v Speaker 1>not a theory, it's a conspiracy. Here's the thing. Part

0:44:23.960 --> 0:44:27.439
<v Speaker 1>of that twenty twenty deal with that three billion dollar

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:33.840
<v Speaker 1>price tag includes a deferred prosecution agreement. That's an agreement,

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 1>a pact that could the positive way to say it

0:44:39.200 --> 0:44:42.840
<v Speaker 1>is that the bank could get further criminal or civil

0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 1>charges if it engages in new criminal activities. So basically,

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:51.399
<v Speaker 1>pay US three billion dollars, no criminal charges, but you're

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:53.880
<v Speaker 1>in trouble because you got caught, and you'll be in

0:44:53.920 --> 0:44:56.600
<v Speaker 1>trouble if you get caught again. Okay, So trouble is

0:44:56.600 --> 0:44:58.799
<v Speaker 1>somewhere in this equation. My guy, smart en up.

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 3>We had our eye on you. Yeah, it's true, it's wow.

0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 3>I just I can't believe that they're still around because

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:15.319
<v Speaker 3>I guess you know, they're one of those too big

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 3>to fail organizations, right, So it's like, I don't know

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 3>how you get away with this and how people didn't

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:24.440
<v Speaker 3>do as you said, man and just pull all their

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:30.440
<v Speaker 3>money out. Yeah you know. I mean, And even though

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:33.399
<v Speaker 3>this is this ongoing, it feels even to me, kind

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:35.880
<v Speaker 3>of like a distant memory. I just feel like the

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:39.360
<v Speaker 3>attention span for stuff like this for consumers is often

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:43.400
<v Speaker 3>pretty short, and if it doesn't actually affect me personally,

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:46.120
<v Speaker 3>then why should I do anything about it? Why should I,

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 3>you know, go to that inconvenience of pulling all my

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:50.239
<v Speaker 3>money out and starting over, you know, even though it's

0:45:50.280 --> 0:45:52.240
<v Speaker 3>not that big a deal to start any bank account,

0:45:52.280 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 3>but it's slightly inconvenient, inn't it, right?

0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:59.240
<v Speaker 1>And you know there are I don't know about you guys,

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:03.680
<v Speaker 1>but I go to extraordinary lengths to avoid any slight inconvenience.

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I like a lot of people out there would like

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:10.280
<v Speaker 1>to play life on easy mode. It barely ever happens,

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 1>but it's a nice thought. You're right, there was a

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 1>run on the bank, but it wasn't necessary. I mean,

0:46:18.560 --> 0:46:21.640
<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of terrible pr fallout from this,

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:24.719
<v Speaker 1>and they went into overdrive on the Bernese front. But

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 1>a lot of investors reacted because remember they're kind of

0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 1>like customers at a bank, but more important, you know,

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:36.640
<v Speaker 1>they're the better customers. So the bank also, Wells Fargo

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 1>also set up a five hundred million dollar fund to

0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:45.319
<v Speaker 1>compensate the investors who took a hit or what do

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:49.280
<v Speaker 1>investors say, who took a bath when Wells Fargo didn't

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 1>tell them that the banking business they had was not

0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:55.960
<v Speaker 1>as strong as all as fake accounts made it seem.

0:46:56.600 --> 0:47:01.600
<v Speaker 1>But asterisk that five hundred million dollar dollars is included

0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 1>in that three billion dollars settlement total. So it's not

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.800
<v Speaker 1>like they paid three billion dollars and then five hundred

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:11.920
<v Speaker 1>million again. And this leads us to the conclusion as

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 1>it is, you know, to your point, to your point, Noel,

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Obviously Wells Fargo was still around, It survived the Great Recession.

0:47:20.280 --> 0:47:23.520
<v Speaker 1>It assures the public, for its part and investors that

0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:28.680
<v Speaker 1>this will not happen again. This was, you know, somewhere

0:47:28.719 --> 0:47:32.759
<v Speaker 1>between a grave miscommunication in the in the command chain

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:37.400
<v Speaker 1>or a few bad actors, but the bank itself. This

0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:40.200
<v Speaker 1>is true. The bank itself never condoned this activity.

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is true. They just.

0:47:45.400 --> 0:47:50.120
<v Speaker 2>They forced it to happen without realizing it. Let's say,

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:53.840
<v Speaker 2>but here's the deal. It's not as though Wells Fargo's

0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:58.719
<v Speaker 2>acting alone. We've all talked about before the Wacovia dealings

0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:02.440
<v Speaker 2>and the problem that they had before they were absorbed

0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:07.000
<v Speaker 2>by or I guess bought out and absorbed by Wells Fargo.

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:12.799
<v Speaker 2>The problems with other major banking institutions, including very similarly,

0:48:13.320 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 2>a little regional bank from Ohio called Fifth Third. You

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:19.120
<v Speaker 2>may have heard of this. You may have seen one

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:21.600
<v Speaker 2>of their branches. They've got them all over the nation.

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 2>There are thousands of them, and they have roughly one

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:28.880
<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty billion dollars in assets. And guess what

0:48:29.840 --> 0:48:33.040
<v Speaker 2>they're accused of, the same thing, pretty much the same thing.

0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:35.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't know anything about that. One actually had

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:37.680
<v Speaker 3>my mortgage through Fifth Thirds back when I owned a

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:42.960
<v Speaker 3>house in Athens years ago. That's fascinating. Now that's news

0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:44.240
<v Speaker 3>to me. Yep.

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.919
<v Speaker 1>They've been accused of, as you said, Matt, the same thing.

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:52.839
<v Speaker 1>Right now, The litigation is ongoing, so we can come

0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 1>back to this story with an update to pay on

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 1>how it all shakes out. And at this point, fellow

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 1>conspiracy realists, we pass the torch to you, because there

0:49:03.160 --> 0:49:06.600
<v Speaker 1>is a dilemma here. It's a big problem and something

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:09.000
<v Speaker 1>we're thinking about, and it's something that maybe doesn't have

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 1>a satisfactory answer yet. Retail banks are it's an understatement

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 1>to say they're a huge part of the economy. It's

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:22.279
<v Speaker 1>an understatement to say they are irretrievably embedded in our

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 1>financial lives. I mean, we've had people right in before

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 1>talking about, you know, from our cashlest Society episode, just

0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:34.719
<v Speaker 1>how difficult it is to live without some kind of

0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 1>bank account, you know what I mean, and still be

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:41.280
<v Speaker 1>in the real world system. So is a multi billion

0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>dollar fine punishment enough? Are the banks, like you said, no,

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:49.040
<v Speaker 1>are they truly too big to fail even when they're

0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:53.720
<v Speaker 1>caught red handed cheating? And you know to that point

0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:58.800
<v Speaker 1>that I think you had been making earlier too, Matt,

0:49:58.040 --> 0:50:03.319
<v Speaker 1>what would the approach punishment be if this is not appropriate.

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you, yes, Ben. You remember you guys, remember

0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 2>an episode we made quite a while back where we

0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:16.319
<v Speaker 2>interviewed Robert Maser. Yes, the infiltrator, the guy who helped

0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:19.919
<v Speaker 2>bring down an international bank because they were caught money

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:24.719
<v Speaker 2>laundering for cartels. So I think I think there is

0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:27.799
<v Speaker 2>a world in which banks can be brought down. I

0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 2>don't think this is gonna be it right.

0:50:33.160 --> 0:50:34.600
<v Speaker 3>You know, for reasons.

0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:45.160
<v Speaker 2>But I guess we have ourselves experienced, you know, just

0:50:45.160 --> 0:50:48.480
<v Speaker 2>through our interview and our connection with Robert, that it

0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:51.600
<v Speaker 2>is possible for a bank caught red handed to be

0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:52.160
<v Speaker 2>brought down.

0:50:52.440 --> 0:50:55.160
<v Speaker 3>I better requires such a burden of proof. The way

0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:57.759
<v Speaker 3>he traced the money and followed the money and was

0:50:57.800 --> 0:51:02.000
<v Speaker 3>like literally, you know, running secret ops within the bank,

0:51:02.080 --> 0:51:03.880
<v Speaker 3>you know, I mean, it was like it you can't.

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:06.879
<v Speaker 3>It's it takes a lot, a lot, a lot a lot,

0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:12.719
<v Speaker 3>it would seem, and it requires absolute proof of knowing wrongdoing.

0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:15.919
<v Speaker 3>Because the thing here is again you really they could

0:51:15.960 --> 0:51:21.840
<v Speaker 3>easily argue, well, yeah, no law against having aggressive sales goals,

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:22.319
<v Speaker 3>you know.

0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:26.880
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I mean, these are these are great points.

0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:29.279
<v Speaker 1>And I love that you're bringing up. I love you're

0:51:29.280 --> 0:51:33.640
<v Speaker 1>bringing up that earlier case meant because I you know,

0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking when we were talking about doing this episode,

0:51:37.719 --> 0:51:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, what's what's going to happen. People are

0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:44.920
<v Speaker 1>listening to this and they hear a wells Fargo ad

0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:50.319
<v Speaker 1>in our in our show. You know this is not

0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:57.480
<v Speaker 1>None of what we have examined today is speculation, right.

0:51:57.640 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I think we're very clear when we're saying, well, this

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:04.040
<v Speaker 1>is our opinion, right, you know, one or all three

0:52:04.040 --> 0:52:06.200
<v Speaker 1>of us, all four of us, one of our opinions.

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 1>But these are simply the facts. This is crazy. This

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:15.480
<v Speaker 1>did happen, and really it is a matter of your

0:52:15.480 --> 0:52:18.760
<v Speaker 1>own personal judgment. What do you think the punishment should

0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:20.960
<v Speaker 1>have been. Do you think this was too much? Do

0:52:20.960 --> 0:52:23.239
<v Speaker 1>you think it wasn't enough? What do you think will

0:52:23.360 --> 0:52:26.359
<v Speaker 1>happen in the future. We want to hear from you.

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:28.640
<v Speaker 1>You're the most important part of this show that remains

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 1>true today as it did from our first YouTube video.

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:35.120
<v Speaker 1>So let us know. You can find us on Facebook,

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:37.160
<v Speaker 1>you can find us on Instagram. You can find us

0:52:37.160 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter. Not just as a show or an institution,

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:43.520
<v Speaker 1>dore I see, but as individuals.

0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:48.760
<v Speaker 3>That's right. If you wish to follow my core time activities,

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:51.359
<v Speaker 3>you can do so on Instagram where I am at

0:52:51.440 --> 0:52:54.520
<v Speaker 3>how now, Noel Brown, I've been posting a lot of

0:52:54.600 --> 0:52:58.319
<v Speaker 3>Dutch oven cooking videos which marry me. I'll interest you.

0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:01.719
<v Speaker 3>I made my very first there's lamb Rogan Josh last

0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:04.920
<v Speaker 3>night with a big old lamb shoulder that I slow

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:08.719
<v Speaker 3>cooked on the bone in this delicious Indian gravy for

0:53:08.760 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 3>about five hours, and I show like the progression of

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:14.640
<v Speaker 3>it becoming delicious and falling off the bone. It was

0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 3>a very successful experiment. I'm really excited about that Dutch

0:53:17.560 --> 0:53:17.879
<v Speaker 3>of him.

0:53:18.520 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 2>That's making me very very hungry. Oh my goodness, time

0:53:22.520 --> 0:53:22.960
<v Speaker 2>for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this, Matt, Is this the part where is

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<v Speaker 1>this an episode where you talk about your Instagram? Or

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<v Speaker 1>is this an episode where where you keep the audience

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark as dark as your awesome recording spot again?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah you can. You can follow me. There are

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<v Speaker 2>some great updated pictures of my new haircut. Just search

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<v Speaker 2>for Richard Blaze on Instagram. You'll find me. You'll see it.

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<v Speaker 3>You cut your own hair, you cut your own hair,

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<v Speaker 3>mat or is that you let your your lovely wife

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<v Speaker 3>do it, perhaps your young son.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't touched my hair with shears or any other

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<v Speaker 2>cutting implement since this whole thing begins.

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<v Speaker 3>So mainly just tearing it out and madness. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>what says yeah, it's all manual. Minds starting to fall

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<v Speaker 3>out in clumps. You know, I decaid, don't know. I

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm going to emerge from this with a receding hairline.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I'm actually getting kind of old testament now

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<v Speaker 1>with not shaving the beard or cutting my hair. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I've been trying to do to have some regularity

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<v Speaker 1>during the day is to is to put on clothes

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<v Speaker 1>when I talk to you guys, and turn on lights

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<v Speaker 1>so that I'm not just a voice of glowing eyes

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark. But if you want to check out

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<v Speaker 1>my quarantine beard on Instagram, you're more than welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>follow me at Ben Bullen on Instagram, at Ben Bullen

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<v Speaker 1>hsw on Twitter, wherein I investigate any number of strange,

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<v Speaker 1>unusual things and keep you updated on the useless skills

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<v Speaker 1>I am honing during quarantine. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it to you guys on air, but now I

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<v Speaker 1>can name all one hundred and eighteen elements the periodic

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<v Speaker 1>table and it does not matter. Let me just assure

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<v Speaker 1>you no one else bothered doing that. It does not

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<v Speaker 1>affect your life in any way whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it enriches your life. Ben and I'm I

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<v Speaker 3>say kudos to you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you if there was an element called

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Neil, which I know there's no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know what I did, you guys, this is

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<v Speaker 3>my biggest claim to fame during this time. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna say which ones, but I definitely did a whole

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<v Speaker 3>day of recordings and zoom calls wearing no pants. Just

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<v Speaker 3>waiting that out there. Wait a second, No, I'm pants today. Pants? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah it was. I'm not gonna say if it was

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<v Speaker 3>this show or not. I do other shows, but I

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<v Speaker 3>definitely had some pretty high level executive producer type zoom

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<v Speaker 3>calls wearing no pants, and no one was the wiser

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<v Speaker 3>and if it felt like it gave me the upper hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, you gotta stay seated, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>unless at the very end you want to pull one

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<v Speaker 1>of those groves. Oh well, wow, I'm wearing pats.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I can verify.

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<v Speaker 1>But so so what if someone has something to tell us?

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<v Speaker 1>What if you are listening, you have something to share

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<v Speaker 1>with your fellow audience members, but you hate social media?

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<v Speaker 2>What then you can give us a call. Our number

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<v Speaker 2>through a ton of messages lately. Please call us. We

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<v Speaker 2>are waiting to hear from you. We we may you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we may respond with it a call in kind, or

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<v Speaker 2>we might just you know, listen and then talk about

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<v Speaker 2>it here. We've got a huge doc now running. It's great,

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<v Speaker 2>so please continue to write to us, give us your

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out in quarantine while we do the same. Please

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<v Speaker 1>And additional for longtime listeners, we have a show called

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and we're really excited about that show. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>working live. We're rolling with the punches. But there's one

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