Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second, today's second date update is actually a
Speaker 1: lot like a Craigslist misconnection, really, because this dude we're
Speaker 1: about to talk to met a girl at a bar,
Speaker 1: got her number, and then she was gone forever. Oh
Speaker 1: my good. Now he wants to call her and see
Speaker 1: what happened. I bet at the beginning of a beautiful
Speaker 1: love story. Actually, there's a lot of details that happened
Speaker 1: in between that we should probably talk about, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let him tell you exactly what happened on their date.
Speaker 1: Billy is on the phone with us right now. Billy,
Speaker 1: what's up, dude? How are you? I'm good? How you
Speaker 1: guys good? So why don't you tell everybody what happened
Speaker 1: on your date? All right? So two weeks ago, Um,
Speaker 1: there's this girl, Christie. I met at this bar. I
Speaker 1: was with a bunch of my friends. She was with
Speaker 1: a bunch of her friends, And I mean I certainly
Speaker 1: noticed her right away. And she has a great smash
Speaker 1: and a really nice rack. Yeah you notice first on
Speaker 1: a girl usually that's usually the only way on its racked,
Speaker 1: then smile. But whatever, So you liked her a lot,
Speaker 1: and you guys hung out at the bar your email
Speaker 1: says that you met her there and then you continued
Speaker 1: to hang out with her throughout the evening. What did
Speaker 1: you like about her so much that you want to
Speaker 1: do a second eate update. I just pick up lines
Speaker 1: that you know, it's kind of hit or miss, but
Speaker 1: when it works, usually a good sign that the girl
Speaker 1: the good send the humor. I go to her um
Speaker 1: and then they one ever told you you look just
Speaker 1: like Megan Fox and Christie looks nothing like Megan Fox
Speaker 1: and her and if she gets it, then it's great.
Speaker 1: And I so that line usually works either way. Like
Speaker 1: if they don't look like it, they're like funny, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like that's funny. But if they do think they
Speaker 1: look like it, they're like, oh that's sweet. People tell
Speaker 1: me that all the time, Yeah, really look like Magan Fox.
Speaker 1: Then they actually put off you know, Okay, but that's
Speaker 1: probably above my pay grade anyway. So you're so your
Speaker 1: line worked on her. Yeah, it totally worked on her.
Speaker 1: And you guys hung out all night talking and I
Speaker 1: assumed drinking, like, how many hours are we talking? We
Speaker 1: worked there for what an hour? And then we couldn't
Speaker 1: really hear each other, So I said, let's go to
Speaker 1: another bar. She's absolutely So we went to the other
Speaker 1: bar just kind of around the street, and you guys
Speaker 1: broke off from your friends at that point and it
Speaker 1: was just you two. Yeah. Absolutely, yeah. Everyone I mean
Speaker 1: could see that there's in chemistry there. So yeah, we
Speaker 1: went and I went to get her a drink and
Speaker 1: I come back with the beers, right, and I'm seeing
Speaker 1: this guy kind of like really close talking and kind
Speaker 1: of like touch her leg and stuff, and I don't
Speaker 1: think I don't think she wanted any part of that.
Speaker 1: So I'd go up to him and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Really? You couldn't have come in
Speaker 1: easier than that, like, hey, what's your name? I mean,
Speaker 1: this isn't your girlfriend? I know. Actually I said I
Speaker 1: think it was, and I said, I'm a board friend.
Speaker 1: You actually said all right, well, hey, you know what
Speaker 1: I did. But I've done that before to help somebody out,
Speaker 1: like I've been I've walked up to her. I've been like, hey,
Speaker 1: you can tell if a girlfriend doesn't want to talk
Speaker 1: to you, guy like hey, that's my girlfriend, and then
Speaker 1: the guy to leave. Now, usually I'm not that aggressive
Speaker 1: right away, but you know whatever, and it obviously didn't
Speaker 1: work out for you very well, did it well? I
Speaker 1: mean after I said, he told me, basically told me
Speaker 1: to go, and I just hit him. And that's what
Speaker 1: I mean by she mysteriously disappeared at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a lot of girls, Billy like it when you
Speaker 1: get in a fight after meeting him, like forty five
Speaker 1: minutes in. What was her reaction, Tude. I didn't really
Speaker 1: know right away because we kind of took it outside.
Speaker 1: The whole circle formed around us and it was all
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. I did see her for a second,
Speaker 1: and so when the cops shot up, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't see her afterwards. Yeah, did you end up getting arrested? No,
Speaker 1: I did. I just took off. So you pretty much
Speaker 1: understand that that probably turned her off a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's probably why you're not getting a call back, Billy.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, though I thought it was
Speaker 1: ruttive with shivers, I didn't start why she did not
Speaker 1: look comfortable, right, you know, he touched by this guy.
Speaker 1: I'm not cool with that. Anything is I just read
Speaker 1: an article in GQ talking about like the differences between
Speaker 1: gentlemen now and being a gentleman back in the day,
Speaker 1: back in the day, Billy, that would be the right move.
Speaker 1: But according to GQ, now girls don't like it when
Speaker 1: you get in a fight over them, like unless they're
Speaker 1: absolutely in trouble and you have to use for us.
Speaker 1: But it's not a gentleman thing anymore. You don't have
Speaker 1: to just immediately punch somebody in the face. I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was immediate. I mean, I thought he was
Speaker 1: kind of prorocative and disrespectful, you know, and anyone. I mean,
Speaker 1: even if it didn't involve a girl, someone talk to
Speaker 1: me in of course I'm gonna clock though, no way. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you feel like you were sticking up for her
Speaker 1: and you were protecting her, I thought, so, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought was the right thing to do. Now have
Speaker 1: you tried to get a hold of her since then?
Speaker 1: And what have you said to her? Yeah? I just
Speaker 1: called and I just said I really enjoyed seeing you
Speaker 1: and talk with you. I'm sorry that he didn't really
Speaker 1: get a chance to talk more and and I apologize
Speaker 1: that you had to experience that, you know, with that dude. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's two weeks ago after I haven't heard
Speaker 1: I called by two or three times on I don't know,
Speaker 1: are you a guy that gets in a lot of fights? Billy,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm really not really how many fights you've
Speaker 1: been in the last year. I hadn't been in the
Speaker 1: fight last year. Year before that, I've gotten too. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a lot of fights. Like once you
Speaker 1: get out of like seventeen years old, you don't really
Speaker 1: fight that much. So all right, man, Well we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song. Come back, say we can get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and get your second day up there. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, trying to punch anybody in the
Speaker 1: face of names, hang on rooking jubil in the morning, Lydia,
Speaker 1: if a guy was to punch somebody out in your honor,
Speaker 1: would that make you happy or want to see the
Speaker 1: guy again? Would that make you swoon inside? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: a former vegan and I drive a Prius. So what
Speaker 1: do you think while he's stomping the guy's face on
Speaker 1: the concrete and he looks at you and goes, this
Speaker 1: is for you, Lydia, would you love that? No, really
Speaker 1: turned on by violence, but I can appreciate that. I
Speaker 1: think your heart was in the right place. Billy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I asked Lydia, the question because Billy is on the
Speaker 1: phone with us right now and he wants us to
Speaker 1: call a girl named Christy, who he met at a bar.
Speaker 1: They met hung out. Forty five minutes later, he was
Speaker 1: punching a guy's face in because he saw the guy
Speaker 1: talking to Christy. You know, it was more than just
Speaker 1: talking to her. You know, the guy would touch your leg,
Speaker 1: so you feel like the guy was groping her, and
Speaker 1: you were coming to her defense. But you realize that's
Speaker 1: probably the reason she's not calling you back. I mean,
Speaker 1: most likely it's that. Yeah. Yeah, But you know, I
Speaker 1: just needed to state my case, you know, because I
Speaker 1: really do want to go out with her again, and
Speaker 1: I want her to know that I'm a good guy.
Speaker 1: My only advice going into it, Billy would be, it
Speaker 1: sounds like you think you were in the right one
Speaker 1: hundred percent, and if you're going to ask for a
Speaker 1: second date, you gotta be willing to admit maybe I
Speaker 1: was wrong. Well I don't know, I saw what I saw. Yeah, Billy,
Speaker 1: that's not the right way. That's not how you do it, man. Look,
Speaker 1: even if you feel like you're right, just go Look.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I overreacted and I should have
Speaker 1: maybe just see if you were okay before I decided
Speaker 1: to try to open up the guy's face on a
Speaker 1: curb outside. Yeah, of course, I don't want to scare
Speaker 1: her off. You know, I'm not an animal. But I
Speaker 1: did think I was doing the right thing, you know.
Speaker 1: I came back away from that, you know. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doll the phone umber right now. See if
Speaker 1: we can get her on the phone. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on me. Hi is Christy there, Christy?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Sorry, where are you calling from? Jebil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: am I in a video right now? Yes you are? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: before you panic and hang up the phone. I'm calling
Speaker 1: you because you recently met one of our listeners who
Speaker 1: really liked you, and he emailed us and asked us
Speaker 1: to call you. Okay, this is weird. Yeah, I understand
Speaker 1: that his name is Billy and you met him a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago when you were out at the bars.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, so Billy emailed us. So Billy
Speaker 1: emailed us and told us about your evening even told
Speaker 1: us about the fight that he got in. He told
Speaker 1: you about it, Yes he did. And the reason that
Speaker 1: he wanted us to call you was because he wanted
Speaker 1: to let you know that he's not a bad guy
Speaker 1: and he may have overreacted, and he really liked you,
Speaker 1: felt like you had a strong connection, and he wants
Speaker 1: to see you again. Oh wow, is the reason. That
Speaker 1: is the reason, That is the reason that you haven't
Speaker 1: called Billy back because of the fight that he got in.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer that. I mean, he
Speaker 1: seems like a cool guy and I thought we had
Speaker 1: and I can't trust my judgment anymore because this other guy,
Speaker 1: like just some chipsie guy at the bar, starts talking
Speaker 1: to me like a harmless guy. He wasn't even really
Speaker 1: bothering me, and then before I know it, he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm her boyfriend. Like he just like slips out and
Speaker 1: then he hits the guy like out of nowhere. So
Speaker 1: I stepped back, and then he starts going, keep your
Speaker 1: hands off my woman. All right, But in his defense,
Speaker 1: he thought he was helping you out. From his perspective,
Speaker 1: it looked like the guy was groping you. I don't
Speaker 1: know how he possibly could have thought that. So you
Speaker 1: basically just feel like Billy is a psycho. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: he'd like punching the guy. They go outside, they're like
Speaker 1: totally wrestling. I didn't know what to do. Are you
Speaker 1: like yelling like for it to stop or honestly, like
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what was happening. It happened so fast,
Speaker 1: and he keeps saying she's my woman, which was just insane,
Speaker 1: and like he gets all like caveman, and then he
Speaker 1: pulls his shirt off. I actually took his shirt off
Speaker 1: and threw it on the ground. Yeah, oh no, of
Speaker 1: course he said she's my woman, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: prove it to you, all right. He must have been Christie.
Speaker 1: He must have been pretty drunk, Like the pulling off
Speaker 1: the shirt thing. Whatever. We've seen d bags fight all
Speaker 1: the time. That's what they do. But she's my woman
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna prove it. Yeah, did you? Part of you?
Speaker 1: You must have been upset, but party you kind of
Speaker 1: wanted to laugh at that point, didn't you. I was like,
Speaker 1: who is this guy? He's totally insane and I don't
Speaker 1: want this kind of drama in my life, and I
Speaker 1: just walked away. He didn't even notice that I walked away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course not. He was defending your honor, Christie, and
Speaker 1: then you just left. He says that he's tried to
Speaker 1: call you a few times. I'm guessing you got the
Speaker 1: messages and just haven't felt like returning his phone calls. Um. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's unfortunate for you right now though, because Billy
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone and he wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh my god. Who this just gets crazier
Speaker 1: and crazier. I'm sorry, you know, I'm kind of embarrassed
Speaker 1: by this. Oh You're sorry? Yeah, I mean I thought
Speaker 1: I was just kind of defending your honor. I can
Speaker 1: remember sing like you're my woman, and I'm gonna prove
Speaker 1: it to you. I did. I did love at my shirt,
Speaker 1: but I don't remember saying that. Can I ask you
Speaker 1: a few questions? First of all, to live in Medievil
Speaker 1: times like sending my honor? You know what he was
Speaker 1: just so you know, I don't think you remember because
Speaker 1: you had some drinks too. You know, he was absolutely
Speaker 1: touching your leg. I'm not making it better. Believe who
Speaker 1: can't hurt? I need help, I'll ask for it. I
Speaker 1: didn't need your help, and I didn't need you to
Speaker 1: start up fist fight in a bar. I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it's just that, you know. I'm just that's
Speaker 1: something that's not acceptable to me. You know, when you
Speaker 1: touch it, I didn't. It wasn't here. That's not up
Speaker 1: to you. That's not up to you. That's about me.
Speaker 1: If he was touching me inappropriately, believe me, I have
Speaker 1: done something about it. It seemed like you really wanted
Speaker 1: to fight. No, I'm just saying, you know what, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of guys who aren't nice guys I'm
Speaker 1: believing or not, I'm actually a nice guy. Sounds like it.
Speaker 1: I'm I've been a steam worker, but you know what
Speaker 1: it's like guys who don't know how to treat a
Speaker 1: woman properly. And I'm sorry, I just like that if
Speaker 1: people don't know how to treat a woman properly. You
Speaker 1: didn't even give him a chance to say anything. I
Speaker 1: could have handled it a little better, I admit that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go, Christie. He admits that he could have
Speaker 1: handled it better. He did like you a lot, though,
Speaker 1: and would love to see you again. I would like
Speaker 1: to ask you if you'll go on a second date.
Speaker 1: With Billy. We'll send you someplace where there are no
Speaker 1: other dudes so that he can't get in a fight
Speaker 1: with anybody. Would you go out with Billy again? I'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. I will go with my hands tied
Speaker 1: behind my back if that helps. Oh great, So I'm
Speaker 1: on a date with a criminal. I don't think so, Billy.
Speaker 1: Were you arrested after the fight? No? No, I ran,
Speaker 1: I ran from a cog. Yeah. See, Christie, he's not
Speaker 1: a criminal. Yeah, he's not officially charged with anything. And
Speaker 1: it's the only fight he's been in this year. I
Speaker 1: mean there was that two last year, but no big deal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I I don't need the drama
Speaker 1: in my life. What maybe we can go like get
Speaker 1: like tea or something, because no midheads drinked tea? All right, well, Christy,
Speaker 1: I'd have tea. I'd have tea with you. I'd have
Speaker 1: tea with you. Yeah. Really, that's awesome, Christie, Are you
Speaker 1: serious you'll go have tea with him? Tea was your
Speaker 1: mind changer? Yeah? I mean, I like to said to him, er,
Speaker 1: and that's funny. So tea with you. But I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, I am not looking for a relationship with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you'll have tea with the guy, but you're not
Speaker 1: looking for you changed your mind quick on that one.
Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, I mean he's cute. I'll go have tea
Speaker 1: with him, but that's it. I'll give him another shot
Speaker 1: to like prove that he's not a total meat head. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well congratulations Billy. Wow, somehow you were able to get
Speaker 1: a second date after all that. Thank you, guys. I
Speaker 1: seriously appreciate that. I don't know if I call it
Speaker 1: a date, we'll cheat. It's not a date. No pressure.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a total gentleman and uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means to you. But okay, broken
Speaker 1: jupil in the morning, you want to pay, you want
Speaker 1: to say, you want to have it up. You started
Speaker 1: listening with my head and still I hit a while.
Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't gone, and maybe I shouldn't note