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Speaker 2: butt Head Monster, and her news special Loopholes, comes out

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, what could you do for four hours? Even?

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Speaker 1: What what? Why? We would love to hear it.

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Speaker 3: So a man that is dating my friends through a

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Speaker 3: He was too addicted to pranking, Like you know, some

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Speaker 2: Wow, and I'm shocked that neither of them are married.

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Speaker 1: You know what time it is time for us to

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Speaker 1: Great guess? Nine is her guess? Kurt, what do you

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Speaker 1: That is it's weirder. Yes, thank you, more bananas for

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Speaker 1: five decades. Roman and Maz Pikarski have collected seven hundred

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Speaker 2: Cuckoo Land, Oh, if it was next to Graceland, that

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Speaker 1: Ever it is in England. It's in Cheshire, England for

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Speaker 1: What times is it time to fuck? Nope, there is

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Speaker 3: You can say bad words when you talk about cuckoo clocks.

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Speaker 1: We've still got time to teach people, he said. And

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Speaker 1: so these two, you know Roman in Oz, the Cuckoo

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Speaker 1: Land duo.

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Speaker 2: I wonder here's my question. I wonder for this future

441
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Speaker 2: air would they is it is admission to Cuckoo Land

442
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 2: enough to support one human being, like to do enough

443
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: people come to visit the clocks that this could be

444
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: like your full time job and you wouldn't need to

445
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: also work at home depot and also do Cuckoo Land.

446
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Speaker 3: You know that.

447
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Speaker 1: It's a great question. I mean I think it kept

448
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Speaker 1: these two. I mean it doesn't say they were independently wealthy,

449
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: so maybe these two kept it going all right. Roman said, Uh.

450
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Speaker 1: He's approached various people about taking the collection, but had

451
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: not received any official offers, despite mostly rave reviews from

452
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Speaker 1: visitors and specialists. The British Museum mostly it says on

453
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Speaker 1: the Good News Network, the British Museum got in touch

454
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Speaker 1: with us and they said, quote, if you could lift

455
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Speaker 1: your place up and put it in our place. That

456
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: would be the best thing we could do. WHOA, isn't

457
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: that interesting? It's weird, the whole thing to the British Museum. Okay,

458
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: I think you could do it technically. Yes, When people

459
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Speaker 1: leave our museum they are absolutely gobsmacked, Roman said, And

460
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: it is impressive and that probably drives you insane from

461
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: the ticking and the birds going off pretty quick.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, no wonder it's called cuckoo Land.

463
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 3: It would make you literallygoo.

464
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 1: People just can't believe what we've managed to put together.

465
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: Their website has been abandoned. But if you are interested

466
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Speaker 1: in a new career, in a new career, I mean,

467
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: we love these guys. I love them. I love them

468
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: so much.

469
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 2: Anybody who has a passion and drives forward it toward

470
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 2: it with such single minded determination, you got to admire

471
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Speaker 2: that type of person.

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Speaker 1: Roman and maz Pikerski. So if you want to take

473
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: this thing over ban Animals, you can contact them by

474
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Speaker 1: phone which is like plus sign four four one, five,

475
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: five six, three three oh three nine the real number,

476
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: or even better, visit them on Chester Road in Tabley, Cheshire.

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Speaker 3: I know someone who would do it, but they live

478
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Speaker 3: in the United States too hard to get it all

479
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 3: across the ocean. I think, what do you do you

480
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 3: need like a giant ship? I guess I don't know.

481
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 3: I can't a plane.

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Speaker 1: Nope, seven and fifty cuckoo clocks. You need a big

483
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Speaker 1: ass ship. Yeah that's cool, I mean good for these two.

484
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, somebody will step up and do this. I

485
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Speaker 1: think so yeah, I think so here.

486
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Speaker 3: They put it out there. They put themselves out there.

487
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,959
Speaker 1: And who is this German rival of theirs, who hasn't

488
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: gotten on a train and gone up there and said

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Speaker 1: I'll buy them all.

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Speaker 2: Who is there, mister Slugworth, who's just constantly buying cuckoo

491
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Speaker 2: clocks out from under their nose. I'm sure that person

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Speaker 2: would be interested.

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Speaker 1: Yu. Yep, they make modern cuckoo clocks. There's they saw

494
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Speaker 1: one that for sale. Yeah. So it was a white

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00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: It looked very modern. It's a white cuckar clock. And

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00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: then the person I was like, oh, this is cool.

497
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Speaker 1: And then I start thinking I don't want this thing

498
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: to chirp every hour or do or whistle every hour

499
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Speaker 1: or and then the guy's like, oh, don't worry, you

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Speaker 1: can set it to silent. I'm like, well, Okay, that's strange.

501
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: And then he goes and we also have a thing

502
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Speaker 1: where it has a night vision sensor on it so

503
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: it can tell when it's night. So it does it.

504
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: As soon as the sun goes down or it's dark,

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Speaker 1: it won't cuckoo anymore. And I was like, well, at

506
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Speaker 1: this point, I'm just going to buy a clock, because

507
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 1: what we're talking about is no longer the extravagance of

508
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Speaker 1: having a bird trumpet its arrival of a new hour

509
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Speaker 1: every hour. I kind of want one now, I kind

510
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Speaker 1: of do want one. Oh my god, you're a bird guy.

511
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Speaker 1: I would. I just love that. I love that.

512
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Speaker 2: Anytime I hear the announcement of an hour, it makes

513
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Speaker 2: me a little bit happy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, that's maybe just me. Maybe. Oh my gosh,

515
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: curty b you want to tease us into some thumbs ups.

516
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's specifically for Kate, ex col Train employee

517
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 2: and contractor charged with building secret homes inside train stations.

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00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: That's cool.

519
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: It's in San Francisco. We'll get into it right after

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00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 2: we do a.

521
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: Little bit thing called thumbs up. Thumbs ups. Lily wants

522
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: to thumbs her therapist way up. Amanda the therapist from

523
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: River Valley Counseling. You are doing an amazing job. You

524
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: are an amazing human being, and Lily says you're the

525
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,239
Speaker 1: reason she's still with us, which is beautiful. It thumbs up,

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00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: so big, thumbs up to you, Amanda, the therapist from

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Speaker 1: River Valley Counseling. Lily also said Curdie be bananas is

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Speaker 1: part of her daily routine in our Voices, which she

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00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: can always tell apart help her get through bad days. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Thumbs up to you, good job, Lily. Nick

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Speaker 1: Fry wants to thumbs his wife up. Since we met

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00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: Nick and at Kansas City Curti, he was at the

533
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Speaker 1: Kansassey Live show and we said, hey, he has lost

534
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: over one hundred eighty pounds. Holy shit. Wow, that is

535
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: a lot of weight. That's a lot of planking. Yeah.

536
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: His wife has been incredibly supportive of him and his

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00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: journey to relearn his relationship with food. There isn't a

538
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: better person, mother or lover in the whole world. So

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00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: thumbs up his wife. Ah, didn't get it.

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00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 3: I love the one giving a thumbs up to their spouse,

541
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: Like that's so cute. I want that in my life.

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00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: I know it's nice. We get those a lot, and

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00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: it's but it's really nice because it's like life is

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00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: hard and if somebody is cheering you on thumbs.

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Speaker 3: Up, yeah, it would be so mean to read like

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Speaker 3: a thumbs down. Though, if someone said a thumbs down

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00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 3: to their suse, that would be like getting involved, you know.

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00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Thumbs up to Stacy and thumbs down

549
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: to Margo. You have Yeah, you talk in your sleep,

550
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: you lunatic. Okay, Sarah, I think it is Ranje Barin

551
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: and Sarah, I'm very sorry. You can thumbs me down

552
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: if I got that wrong. RJ. Barren wants to thumbs

553
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: herself up after four years of trying to have a baby.

554
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: Sarah and her husband welcome to hilarious baby girl into

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00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: this world. She's also thumbing up every other parent who

556
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: has ever existed, because this shit is bananas.

557
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: She is it really really is. Thumbs up to you, congratulations.

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00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: Last, but not least, this is a great one. The

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00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: names that are gonna come out of my mouth are

560
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: so great. Olivia Jones, which is just a great name.

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Speaker 1: Once the thumb's bananas up. After we sponsored the Phoenix

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Speaker 1: women's rugby team, it inspired Olivia to join her local

563
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Speaker 1: rugby team, the Chuck and Nut Bay Muscles in Bellingham, Washington.

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Speaker 1: The Chuck and Nut Bay mus Muscles, great mascot, great

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Speaker 1: name for a bay chucknut chuck, a nut can.

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Speaker 3: I give a thumbs up.

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00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can give a thumbs up, of course you can.

568
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 3: I did it. I want to give it. I want

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Speaker 3: to give a thumb up to my boyfriend for something

570
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 3: very specific because name is John, and I have a

571
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Speaker 3: cat that like does not she's like very cold to everybody,

572
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 3: and then she she really liked him, and she like

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00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: came out of her shell and she's like a nice

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00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 3: cat now. So it thumbs up to John for making

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Speaker 3: Pearl feel a love for the first year.

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Speaker 1: Great thumbs up. That's a great thumbs up. That's a

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00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: great thumbs up. Great and congratulations you got thumbed up John.

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00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: And last, but I just got to say the end

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Speaker 1: of Olivia's thing is she also So she did her

580
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: first match, had a wonderful time, and got to meet

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Speaker 1: a local area. For lack of the better word, we're

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00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: going to say weirdo because we're weirdos and we're positive

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00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: about it. A guy named Broccoli Jim Kurt broccoli. Jim

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00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: Broccoli down comes to local sporting events holding two heads

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Speaker 1: of broccoli in each hand and wearing a solo cup

586
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: print shirt. Yes, and he cheers on local sports, so

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00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh, and Olivia's to the Banana Boys, thank

588
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: you for supporting women and queer sports.

589
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, of course. And the and the jerseys

590
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 2: look awesome, yes they do. Go see the phoenix of

591
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: Rugby women's Rugby women's rugby team. They got a Banana's

592
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 2: logo right on the front.

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00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: We love them.

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00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: And of course we are here with the wonderful Kate Willett,

595
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 2: who's new comedy special Loopholes comes out everywhere on April

596
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 2: twenty third. Thank you for being here, Kate. Kate's at

597
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Speaker 2: Arrest stop in Canada. Are you in Canada yet?

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00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 3: Not yet? I'm in upstate New York.

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00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have to do the can Entry Open

600
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: Canada app thing to get in? Still? Do you have

601
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Speaker 1: to get tested for old Coco to get in there?

602
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: Or the gates open?

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00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 3: We need to show my passport and drive through. I

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00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 3: heard it's really easy.

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00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Yeah, it's pretty simpler. So you want to

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00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: hear about this secret this cowtrain employee. Yes, sure, do

607
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: you Where do you live in the in the Bay area?

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Speaker 3: I live in New York now, but I used to

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Speaker 3: live in.

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00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh you do. Okay, where did you live when you

611
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: lived in San Francisco?

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Speaker 3: I lived in the Mission for about half the time

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Speaker 3: for about five years, and then I lived in the

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Speaker 3: Lower eight for maybe another five.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you were actually on the peninsula. Do people

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Speaker 2: say on the peninsula?

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00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: Great question.

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Speaker 3: I feel like when people say the peninsula they mean

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Speaker 3: like down by Stanford.

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Speaker 2: Like okay, yeah, so not up in the finger. Do

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Speaker 2: people call it the finger in the Bay?

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Speaker 3: I haven't you know, I'll be honest with you. Thumbs down.

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard any of this.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs down. I would recalled it the Finger in the Bay.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm riding in the cutical area, the

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00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: finger in the Bay.

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Speaker 1: All right? Here is This was sent in by Gus

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Speaker 1: g Thank you, Gus. Jesus was written by the Associated Press.

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Speaker 1: They are the best in the biz. They're really best

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Speaker 1: in moz again.

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Speaker 2: Ex Coltrain employee and contractor charge with building secret homes

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Speaker 2: inside train stations.

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00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: Great a former employee of Caltrain.

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Speaker 2: This is like a sibling story to the one about

635
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: that dude in New York who is doing the same thing.

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00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: Mass transit system the connects Silicon Valley with San Francisco,

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Speaker 2: and a former contractor for the transit agency allegedly use

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Speaker 2: public funds to build two small apartments for themselves inside

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Speaker 2: two train stations.

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Speaker 1: Forty said.

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00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 2: Thursday, San Mateo County prosecutors charged Joseph Vincent Navarro, former

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00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 2: deputy director for Caltrain, pretty high up and seth Andrew Warden,

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Speaker 2: a former employee of trans America Services, with felony charge

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00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 2: of misusing public funds, which seems so insane that it's

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00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 2: a felony charge to misuse public funds. That seems very

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00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 2: silly and far too harsh. Warden, sixty one, was arraing

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Speaker 2: West Wednesday. Blah blah blah blah blah. Let's see what

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Speaker 2: they did, prosecutor said. Between twenty nineteen and twenty twenty,

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00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 2: Navarro allegedly conspired with Warden and approved forty two thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars in building expenses to turn an office into a

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00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 2: small apartment inside Caltrain's Burlin Game train station. The criminal

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00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 2: complaint alleges Warden used eight thousand dollars in taxpayer funds

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Speaker 2: to build himself similar living quarters inside the Millbray train station.

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Speaker 1: Then okay, what I'm back If it's the taxpayer dollars,

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Speaker 1: I'm back.

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Speaker 2: That is that is Steeler, Navarro and Warden allegedly ensured

657
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: that no invoice surpassed three grand, averting further authorization from Caltrain.

658
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: Caltrainings first discovered the converted space at the Millbray station,

659
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Speaker 2: but the agency was unaware of Navarro's place in Berlin

660
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Speaker 2: game until getting an anonymous tip in twenty twenty two.

661
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Speaker 2: So he thought he was, you know, clean and free.

662
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: I want to understand where and how you build. That's

663
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Speaker 2: the thing that this doesn't have. I did read another

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Speaker 2: article about this, and it basically said that there was

665
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 2: just like behind the bathroom in an office was just

666
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: a full other like area where with a bed and

667
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Speaker 2: a couch and a TV and a hot pot, I

668
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 2: mean like, and he lived there.

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Speaker 1: He was his permanent residence. That's as cool.

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Speaker 2: And then the joke is that is how expensive it

671
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: is to live in San Francisco. But you know, you

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Speaker 2: got to build a house inside a train station for

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Speaker 2: forty two thousand dollars, that's pretty very cheap apartment amazing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Fun.

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Speaker 3: I know a guy who lived in a closet in

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Speaker 3: San Francisco, an actual closet. Yeah, and his whole thing

678
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 3: he was gay, and his whole thing is like he

679
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 3: came out of the closet and then he.

680
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Speaker 1: Had to go back. Yeah. I know a guy in

681
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Speaker 1: college named Ozzie. I've mentioned on the pot a couple

682
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: times for different things. But he rented a closet from somebody.

683
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: So a guy in college. They had a house off campus,

684
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Speaker 1: and one dude rented a room, and then Ozzy rented

685
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: the closet from the guy who rented the room. Whoa,

686
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: This is a long chain of closet.

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Speaker 1: Closet closet rentership.

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Speaker 2: But also if you're only going into the closet to

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Speaker 2: sleep and you are like.

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Speaker 1: Kurt lived in a closet, is Kate. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know this, but there was a brief time

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Speaker 1: in Kurt's life where I lived in essentially a closet

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Speaker 1: in the middle of Manhattan.

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Speaker 2: It was it was like they built walls in such

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Speaker 2: a way that one bedroom just happened to not have

697
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 2: a window, and so I lived in a windowless, tiny, tiny,

698
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: windowless room, so it was essentially a closet. And also

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Speaker 2: because it didn't have a closet, because it was a

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Speaker 2: made room, I had to hang a bar over the bed,

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Speaker 2: so I actually slept some clothes.

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Speaker 1: So one hundred percent was a closet.

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00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: It had enough room for my bed, one little place

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00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: to put my clothes, and my clothes hung over my head.

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Speaker 1: So I did live in a closet.

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Speaker 2: And it's fine if you want to be really depressed

707
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Speaker 2: and drink all the time.

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Speaker 3: It's well, I mean, look in New York, guys can

709
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Speaker 3: get away with that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I got away with it. It was not

711
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: it was easy. We got sent a story that I'm

712
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Speaker 1: pretty surprised we didn't do about some landlord that got

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Speaker 1: in trouble for turning one one bedroom apartment into like

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00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: nine mini apartments. Oh my god, in New York it

715
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: was almost two lord. Yeah, it was a really crazy story.

716
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Speaker 1: But the guy just put walls up and then just

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Speaker 1: rented enough space for a bed basically a bed in

718
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Speaker 1: your computer, and it was like, yeah, that's New York living. Baby. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember a friend of mine lived in an sro.

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Speaker 2: Have you have you seen any SROs in Uh in

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Speaker 2: New York, Kate yet in New York.

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Speaker 3: No, I saw something in San Francisco. But it's weird

723
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 3: because in San Francisco there's like there's like two kinds

724
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Speaker 3: of SROs. There's like the traditional sort of SRO where

725
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Speaker 3: like you know, you go because you really need a

726
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 3: cheap place to live, and then they also have all

727
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 3: these tech bro SROs in San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: No, like that's.

729
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Speaker 3: Where you go if you want to be a douche.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sr Bro.

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Speaker 3: Sr Bro exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like shocked. I remember I was in

733
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Speaker 1: my twenties and my friend was like, yeah, I got

734
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: this place is pretty cheap. And I came out. I

735
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: was like, so, where's the bathroom. He's like, oh, it's

736
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Speaker 1: down the hall. And he had a hot pot.

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Speaker 2: He just had a bed on the floor and it

738
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 2: was just like wide enough for like the.

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Speaker 1: Bed and a drawers and a hot pot. I keep

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Speaker 1: calling it a hot pot, and it's a hot plate.

741
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: It would be nice.

742
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Speaker 2: If it was a constant Chinese hot pot, then that

743
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Speaker 2: would be like.

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Speaker 3: A great that would be worth at least a couple

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Speaker 3: hundred extra dollars.

746
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Speaker 2: For it was very moist inside the apartment at all times.

747
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Speaker 2: But it's wonderful, just glowing, just glowing, all right, Scotty,

748
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Speaker 2: send us home.

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Speaker 1: I got all kinds of stories. Send us home, and

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Speaker 1: to send our good friend Kate to Canada. Here's I'll

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Speaker 1: do two quick thies versus. Valerie O'Neil sent this. Thank

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Speaker 1: you value always send wonderful. Oh yeah. This was on

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Speaker 1: wsbtv dot com, written by that Swing in wsbtv dot

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Speaker 1: com news staff. Georgia couple says moving company stole all

755
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Speaker 1: their sex dominoes.

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Speaker 2: Sex dominoes, sex GUYE Kate, do.

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Speaker 1: You know what sex dominoes are?

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Speaker 3: You know, I was trying to think about what they

759
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 3: could be, and my guess is they have like you

760
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 3: know there there's like they have sexual instructions like grab

761
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 3: a booby or something, but I don't know most.

762
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Speaker 1: Of them say grab a booby.

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Speaker 2: I'm interested in finding out, Scotty, what are sex dominoes.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what you're saying, uh this booby?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't want to be obscene on this lighthearted podcast,

766
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Speaker 5: his family friendly show.

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Speaker 1: There are many different types, but they're twenty eight dominoes

768
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: with fourteen sexually stimulating rewards on each one. You play

769
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: it like dominoes. You don't knock them over like dominoes. Yeah,

770
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: when you start to win the dominoes, you can use

771
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: them to say, let's try this interesting, let's try French

772
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: style kissing. On this evening, Georgia couple told Jeopardese deputies

773
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Speaker 1: that a moving company stole their sex dominoes last week

774
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: on March thirteenth, so not long ago. Actually you were

775
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Speaker 1: the eyes of March.

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Speaker 3: That's what they meant.

777
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna steal your sex dominoes.

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00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: Columbia Sheriff's County office said that a moving company was

779
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Speaker 1: helping him pack up his house and a theft occurred.

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00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: Coleman Worldwide Moving had multiple employees packing items. According to

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Speaker 1: the main it just according to the man.

782
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: Why is this a news story? How sex dominoes can't

783
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 2: cost more than twenty four dollars.

784
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: They're very affordable. So shockically they cost twenty six ninety

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00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: five and again shit, I mean, like this is crazy.

786
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 5: Domino Kurt, I like to imagine like the box of

787
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 5: this moving company, you know, like a moving company box

788
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 5: like which he used took the sex dominos.

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Speaker 4: You know, yes, yeah, it's like we've been doing quality

790
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 4: moving for thirty years and never gotten any press coverage.

791
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 4: But one of your assholes took a twenty six dollars

792
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 4: box of sex dominoes, and now we're in the news.

793
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Speaker 1: Now made the news. Police report said the man signed

794
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: moving papers, then saw one mover go back to the

795
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Speaker 1: area near his dresser to grab a drill before leaving.

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Speaker 1: But after the mover's left the sex dominoes along with

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00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: an iPad. We're missing, all right, there it is there,

798
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, this is just not news. The man

799
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Speaker 1: told he would prosecute if the suspect was identified, and

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00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 1: then I'll finish on this one since we started with oh.

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00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 2: Wait, record, I do have a short story for that

802
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 2: about sans dominoes.

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00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might. I don't know if this is dating me,

804
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: and it probably is.

805
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: But when I was a kid, like thirteen fourteen, and

806
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 2: we were too nervous to buy condoms in supermarkets or whatever,

807
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 2: so we would go to Pete and Eldos in Neptune,

808
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: New Jersey, because they had a condom machine in the bathroom,

809
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 2: in the men's room, and so you could bring in

810
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: like fifty cents and then buy single condoms in little

811
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 2: cardboard boxes. But they always had, yes, and they always

812
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: had like a bunch of different ones to choose from,

813
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: and it was like lubed, non lubed, ribbed, and then

814
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 2: one was just called the French tickler.

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00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god.

816
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: And it was a type of condom that it appeared

817
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: from the picture to have a feather at the tip

818
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: of end. Yeah, and uh, And I've never got it.

819
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 2: And so I don't know if that is the case

820
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 2: that the French ticular condom at Pete and Elda's in Neptune,

821
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Speaker 2: New Jersey had a feather at the end of it,

822
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 2: But it seems like a very weird type of condom.

823
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Speaker 1: Kate in women's in truck stops and rest up and

824
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. In the in the women's rooms,

825
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: Do they have vending machines with condoms or horny goat

826
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 1: weed or trucker's speed or any of that stuff.

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Speaker 3: No vending machines, which is unfortunate because the most useful

828
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 3: kind of vending machine would probably be the tamp on

829
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 3: vending machine. And those are actually extraordinarily rare. You almost

830
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 3: never see them, but they would come in handy.

831
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: Right, Maybe that's our business. Maybe we spin that off finansker.

832
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: It's just the banana boys discount tampons for truck stops

833
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: all across this beautiful lane. Yeah, we're here for you

834
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: the packaging. You want something to do in the bathroom,

835
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: but yeah, it men's and to this day, you stop

836
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: in certain gas stations and stuff, and there's like I'm Kurt,

837
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: you can picture it. It still has like a slot

838
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: for quarters. Yeah, and it's like you pump in a

839
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: dollar fifty and it's like two pills that are just

840
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: straight caffeine, and then weirdo condoms almost like gag condoms,

841
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: like you're saying a French tickler that looks like it

842
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: has like little rubber fingers on the end of it.

843
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 1: And then it'll be like some sexual stimulant called like megahard. Oh.

844
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 2: And then do you remember were you at UCB when

845
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: I did that show where I was like hosting a

846
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: show stand up show and I had I had bought

847
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: like two different types of those sex drugs at like

848
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: bodegas that bodega's always had.

849
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, this sounds familiar.

850
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 2: And then I just asked if anybody in the audience

851
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: wanted to take to take them, and I would take

852
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: one and the other person would take the other one

853
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: and we would see, like what happened?

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00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? I do remember? That was crazy?

855
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: And also it was having harp palputations, right, wasn't I

856
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 1: thought it was one guy had.

857
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 2: Hard house palpitations and then one woman was just like,

858
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: I feel pretty great.

859
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: Wait, so we need to get these in women's restroom stops.

860
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: It's a it's a fun time. And then, last but

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Speaker 1: not least, I'll wrap it up with this one and

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00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: we'll send you on your way. Kate, thanks for being

863
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: on bananas by the way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, and thank you for your patience with

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Speaker 3: my rest job.

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00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 2: No, no worries, and plug anything you want to plug

867
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Speaker 2: before we hit this last headline.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, I would just love to tell you

869
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 3: to check out my special It's called Loopholes. It'll be

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Speaker 3: April twenty third on Amazon and Apple TV. I'm also

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Speaker 3: going to premiere a new podcast at the beginning of May,

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Speaker 3: and that's going to be called Ruining Dinner. And I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna ask a bunch of my friends and famous people

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Speaker 3: on to talk about the subjects that they most make

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Speaker 3: things awkward with.

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Speaker 2: So I'm really like, oh wow, we might have lost

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Speaker 2: We might have lost Kate right at the end there.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of amazing. Yeah, I think we lost her

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Speaker 1: right at the end. Well, then I'll just send you

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Speaker 1: home with this Erica rible a Hawk, which is a

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Speaker 1: great name, Erica. Oh it could also be Erica ribblet Hack,

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Speaker 1: so we'll.

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Speaker 3: Go that.

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Speaker 1: Erica Ribley. Okay, God, what a name. Ohio Man says

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Speaker 1: he lost three point one pounds eating only Skyline Chili

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Speaker 1: for a whole week. Wow, that makes sense. Opposite of planking.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense though, that is crank. It's called ketoing

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Speaker 1: Cincinnati dot Com written by Baby Hodges, who's the best

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Speaker 1: of the Babay Hodges. Baby Hodges, Ohio bay'sed content creator,

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Speaker 1: showed Skyline Chili some love this past week when he

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Speaker 1: got all this attention from anybody. His name is Sir Yacht,

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Speaker 1: his real name is Joey Kinsley, and he ate nothing

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Speaker 1: but Skyline Chili for an entire week and of course

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Speaker 1: documented its journey online. He consumes Skyline for three meals

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Speaker 1: a day for seven days. Yep, that's twenty one consecutive meals,

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Speaker 1: an estimated thirty and fifty calories, and mostly eight five ways.

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Speaker 1: Cony dogs and chili toos. Now, Kurt, you know a

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Speaker 1: three way for the ban animals around the world who

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Speaker 1: have no idea what we're talking about. In Cincinnati, they

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Speaker 1: have this kind of chili called Skyline chili. It's sweet

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Speaker 1: and it's not very thick or chunky, and they put

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Speaker 1: them on hot dogs with cheese. But then they have

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Speaker 1: this thing called a three way, which is their signature diss,

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Speaker 1: which is a steaming pile of spaghetti with their Skyline

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Speaker 1: chili on it and then so much shredded cheddar cheese.

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Speaker 1: It's insane. But then you go five way curdie B

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Speaker 1: and you add beans and un and that's what sir

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Speaker 1: Yacht was doing. Oh with the pasta he did he

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Speaker 1: just yes, he did it all. He did mostly five

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Speaker 1: ways and conies. He said he wanted to see what

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Speaker 1: eating spaghetti three times a day would do to me.

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Speaker 1: The answer to the creator said he lost three point

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Speaker 1: one pounds. And he also credited long walks. We're long

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Speaker 1: walk guys, we get that. Yeah. And plenty of toilet

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Speaker 1: time that's what he credits that. That's a quote from him.

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Speaker 1: He actually said, plenty of hours toilet squatting is what

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Speaker 1: he said. That's what he said. That is a quote.

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Speaker 1: I guess the person who eats only skyl on chili

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Speaker 1: is a weird way of talking. I guess, yes, he does.

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Speaker 1: Kinsley also said, and we'll wrap it up with this,

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Speaker 1: that the weak log adventure was worth it and he'd

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Speaker 1: do it again. We salute him for his bravery, and

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Speaker 1: he adds that he would do it again quote faster

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Speaker 1: than you can say call a plumber.

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Speaker 2: And that's and that's where we leave youas thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to Kay will It, who is a great guest

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Speaker 1: and we appreciate her finding the time. Curtie b.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Katie Levine, our intrepid producer Lisa Maggott

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Speaker 2: are full human, part time interim, part time employee.

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Speaker 1: And thank you to.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords. It's exactly right, George and Karen. That's it, Folks.

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Speaker 1: And Seattle on Portland. Kurt name names Bananas is an

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Speaker 1: exactly right media production. Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahn.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia hartstar

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern