Speaker 1: Two Teas and a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod.
Speaker 3: I am Tambra Judge.
Speaker 2: Today we have the one, the only Emily Simpson. Hi, guys.
Speaker 4: Sorry, oh my god, Sorry about my boy.
Speaker 2: She's a little sick. She's filling in for Teddy, who's
Speaker 2: under the weathers. We thought we'd get somebody, you know,
Speaker 2: that's more sick.
Speaker 4: We thought we'd get someone more sick than Teddy to fill.
Speaker 2: Right there, you go, Well we will I will try
Speaker 2: to do most of the talking. Okay, Well let's go
Speaker 2: right into the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip the Legacy
Speaker 2: Episode four and five. There's only one more episode left
Speaker 2: in the Legacy show. They all thing Kelly wants to
Speaker 2: show off her life. Drenna says Kelly is acting like
Speaker 2: she is a business person while on the phone in
Speaker 2: front of them, while the rest of them are lazy.
Speaker 2: Rna also thinks Kelly is competitive to Kristen and wants
Speaker 2: to be part of the it crowd. What's the it crowd?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know that there is an
Speaker 2: it crowd there, But.
Speaker 4: Because to me, the it crowd would have been like
Speaker 4: the older women that have been on for a long time,
Speaker 4: because I feel like the younger ones are kind of
Speaker 4: like not in the IT crowd.
Speaker 2: Well, and not to mention, it's been a good ten
Speaker 2: years at least since Kelly's been on, right, right, So.
Speaker 4: I don't know if Kelly's really like the IT crowd.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't necessarily know if I agree that
Speaker 2: what trenda saying about Kelly. But I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: we had Vicky for many years that would always step
Speaker 2: off to the side and do her business and everybody
Speaker 2: knew just like whatever, right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I remember when I first started filming Season thirteen. All
Speaker 4: Vicky did the entire time was work on her like reports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like on a laptop.
Speaker 4: We were in on like in Jamaica, and Vicky is
Speaker 4: like on her laptop.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Mad. According to Bravo March third, twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: Kelly sold fifty million in real estate in three months,
Speaker 2: which is pretty amazing. During COVID she did four forty
Speaker 2: two million deals. Why is she forty two million deal
Speaker 2: in her building? That's what I was seeing. I'm like, say,
Speaker 2: fifty million in one month and forty two million just
Speaker 2: selling her building.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: She doesn't need that crap.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know what, Ultimate girl Strip is
Speaker 2: a good gig because you get paid pretty well and
Speaker 2: you're gone for I mean, it's like the most at
Speaker 2: ten day commitment. Yeah, so maybe she thought like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is going to be fun, but I would have
Speaker 2: to say she's not coming across very well.
Speaker 4: No. No, I like her though I met.
Speaker 2: Her at Bravo Connor. It's so funny when you recap
Speaker 2: these shows and these people annoy you, but then when
Speaker 2: you see me in personal like, oh my god, they're
Speaker 2: so cool. Yeah. So it's just it's really hard to tell.
Speaker 2: But Luanne tells Kelly that she can't call Kristen a
Speaker 2: fan just because she did her homework. Lwence says, how
Speaker 2: Lance says, now they can all engage more with Kristen
Speaker 2: because she knows what is going on. I mean, this
Speaker 2: to me was just so stupid, Like is it an
Speaker 2: insult to be called a fan? Is it an insult
Speaker 2: to be like, you know what, I haven't been on
Speaker 2: the show for a while. I'm gonna watch a few
Speaker 2: episodes and yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 4: But I didn't understand why Kelly kept saying, this isn't
Speaker 4: what the fans want. I know, the fan base, the
Speaker 4: fans don't want this. Do you remember her she kept
Speaker 4: saying that she kept preferring a fan.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, she was telling Kristen how the fans feel.
Speaker 2: It's kind of comical, it is. I mean, she's very
Speaker 2: unaware the fans won't like you because you are not
Speaker 2: opening up, right, I mean coming from a girl that
Speaker 2: husband on TV in a decade, it's like, okay, right.
Speaker 2: The girls feel that Kelly thinks she's above everyone. And
Speaker 2: if you remember, way back in the very early seasons
Speaker 2: of Ronnie, there was a sit down between Kelly and
Speaker 2: Bethany and Kelly's exact words where I'm up here and
Speaker 2: you're down here, and I feel like she's kind of
Speaker 2: she has that same energy coming into the Ultimate Girl strip. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I do think it's a stretch though, when Derenda was
Speaker 4: saying that her being on the phone and doing business
Speaker 4: in front of them was to make them feel bad
Speaker 4: and lazy, like I feel like that's a stretch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to. I mean, if you have another
Speaker 2: business going and you have to make a phone call,
Speaker 2: then you have to make a phone call, right. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe it was way more than what we saw.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's exactly on the phone all the time. You
Speaker 2: never know what you say what really happens. Kelly says
Speaker 2: Derenda called her the sea word. Derenna says she called her.
Speaker 2: I called you, right. Derenda said she watched Kelly on
Speaker 2: the Scary Island episode, so she knows what she is
Speaker 2: dealing with. I mean, is it worse to be called
Speaker 2: a door? I don't know, but I learned that if
Speaker 2: you add a y to a word, then it does
Speaker 2: that make it bad? So, oh, you're like bitchy. It's like,
Speaker 2: so you're just I'm not calling you a bitch, You're
Speaker 2: just being bitchy bitchy. But it's a very narcissistic, manipative
Speaker 2: way of saying things. It takes me back to my
Speaker 2: marriage to Simon. I ain't calling you a bitch. I
Speaker 2: said you were being bitchy. No, you called me a bitch, right, right.
Speaker 2: I mean, it always depends on the context of how
Speaker 2: it's being said, and I don't think Jorenda was calling
Speaker 2: her the C word.
Speaker 3: I think she was just like you're being.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then I feel like you're just splitting hairs
Speaker 4: at that point exactly, or like you're still it's still bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the good old conversation about threesomes come up,
Speaker 2: and I think that has happened on every single housewife
Speaker 2: show across every franchise. Deorenda asked how many of them
Speaker 2: will admit to having a threesome. Lawanne says she went
Speaker 2: on a date with a guy who was investing in
Speaker 2: a new dating app for thus now, Ramona had no
Speaker 2: idea what a thruple was. Of course she didn't, and
Speaker 2: she said, I mean, she can't even remember anybody's name.
Speaker 2: So she said she would not have a three summe
Speaker 2: because she she likes.
Speaker 3: The attention only on her.
Speaker 2: So leu Aanne tries to tell a story, but Kelly
Speaker 2: is so unaware she just totally interrupts it. That was
Speaker 2: so bad, it was so bad.
Speaker 4: It didn't she even like ding on the glass or something.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, dinging on the glass, like I haven't and
Speaker 2: Luanne's like, I'm talking right. I mean, I think she
Speaker 2: just made it quite clear. If it's not about Kelly,
Speaker 2: she doesn't give a shit, right, and she's.
Speaker 4: Clearly not paying attention to anything that leu Ane's saying
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 2: One thing I find very interesting is we're seeing a
Speaker 2: very calm Ramona. Yeah, you know, she's not doing her
Speaker 2: normal Ramona stuff. And I don't know if it's just
Speaker 2: you know, she's being edited that way, or do we
Speaker 2: just get a quieter Ramona.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not really in the middle of things.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see Scary Island? No, I've never seen
Speaker 2: that episode. I watch it years ago, but I haven't
Speaker 2: actually done the you know thing to rewatch it, like
Speaker 2: do what I do?
Speaker 4: I do think it's funny that Derenda has it like
Speaker 4: playing like while she's putting her makeup on, she's doing
Speaker 4: her hair, and.
Speaker 2: Then and then she watches the one episode and she's like,
Speaker 2: I know who you are now. Now do you remember
Speaker 2: watching New York back in the day when Kristin was
Speaker 2: on it and the stuff about her husband came up?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that. Okay, So Kristen says the only
Speaker 2: reason she didn't want to film Girls Trip is because
Speaker 2: she didn't want to talk about what went down with
Speaker 2: her husband. Now, she does make a point, she's still married.
Speaker 2: She's the only one that is married out of the
Speaker 2: six woman and she stuck it out with him. So
Speaker 2: there was a big Ashley Madison I think it.
Speaker 3: Was called Ashley what it was called guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So he was involved in that and there
Speaker 2: was pictures exchanged and emails exchange, but he said he
Speaker 2: never cheated. Now I think she's being on that website
Speaker 2: is okay, but enough, Well that's that's the question.
Speaker 4: What is cheating? Is cheating when I'm married man gets
Speaker 4: on a website where you're you're explicitly looking.
Speaker 2: For do you know what that website it was about? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's about married people, married men looking for for
Speaker 2: married people.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, so you know, if you're on that website,
Speaker 2: you know exactly what you're doing. It's a hard one,
Speaker 2: but I have to give it to her. They are
Speaker 2: still married and they're still together and they got past it,
Speaker 2: but she.
Speaker 3: Knew it was going to come up.
Speaker 4: Okay, But here's what annoyed me. When you go on
Speaker 4: a Housewives or you're an Ultimate Girls trip, I feel
Speaker 4: like there's really just two things that make you successful,
Speaker 4: you have to be friends with the other women, and
Speaker 4: you have to be open about your life. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: she would not really answer questions. She just kept saying, well,
Speaker 4: that's my story. We're still married, and I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, she didn't really get into too much about it,
Speaker 2: un though she knew it was coming. She it makes
Speaker 2: her nervous her husband. Probably she didn't want to pay
Speaker 2: her husband in a bad life and give too many details.
Speaker 2: I mean, if my husband did that, first of all,
Speaker 2: I probably would not still be with them. Well really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean we all know if you run from something
Speaker 2: on reality TV, it only makes you look guiltier.
Speaker 4: Right, you know, So it's hard, Okay, And did he
Speaker 4: not actually cheat because he got caught?
Speaker 2: I don't know those details. I think he just said
Speaker 2: he didn't cheat, and then the whole lid was blown off,
Speaker 2: that whole organization and a whole list of names came
Speaker 2: out about that. So I don't know if he got caught.
Speaker 3: I don't know exactly.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so Kristen tells Kelly to be vulnerable. Kelly
Speaker 2: says she's about to get married, and Kristen didn't even ask.
Speaker 2: Kristen said she asked if she was dating, and Kelly said,
Speaker 2: it's complicated. This is what confusing me about Kelly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here you are, she has been married in a long time. Here,
Speaker 2: you are in love, You're gonna get married, and people
Speaker 2: ask you about your dating life and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's complicated. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But then she also went on, didn't she say the
Speaker 4: other women all knew she was getting married? And they
Speaker 4: were like, no, we didn't.
Speaker 3: We didn't nobody.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be like something you would want to talk
Speaker 2: about here, I am haven't been on TV and ten
Speaker 2: plus years. I'm going to come on and be like,
Speaker 2: I'm so happy, I'm engaged, We're getting married and talk
Speaker 2: about him, and it was She's just coming off really weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree with that. Yeah. I mean Kelly fighting for
Speaker 2: Jorenda's friendship was a little odd too. They have zero chemistry.
Speaker 2: She walks up to her, she hugs her and all
Speaker 2: this stuff. Everyone I'm like thinking, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: She's hugging, she's shaking, she's moaning, and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: is going on here?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: It comes off a little pathetic. Yeah, it's odd, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I really, I mean obviously Kelly and Kristen do not
Speaker 2: like each other. It's quite obvious, and I don't think
Speaker 2: there's any other There's no reason for them not to
Speaker 2: like each other because they never really you know, work together.
Speaker 3: It's like, I just don't like you.
Speaker 2: She probably thought that she was going to be the
Speaker 2: quiet one because she's pretty timid Kristen is in general.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the rest of thee would give her, you know,
Speaker 3: wouldn't give her the time of day. But it didn't
Speaker 3: really end up like that.
Speaker 2: So that was all of pretty much that episode.
Speaker 4: Okay, one more thing, though, what do you think about this?
Speaker 4: Because this bothers me? When there were multiple times when
Speaker 4: Christen would kind of be in the hot seat and
Speaker 4: she would always say, guys, back me up, back me up.
Speaker 2: Who's going to back me up? That bothers me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well does that bother you? Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 2: I mean she was she wasn't really given enough information
Speaker 2: to the rest of the girls to be like, well,
Speaker 2: why don't you back yourself up? Yeah? I jack yourself up.
Speaker 4: I just feel like there's so many times when you
Speaker 4: just have to fight your own battles and it's not
Speaker 4: about everybody else jumping in and saving you. You just
Speaker 4: have to do it on your own. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm used to no one fight my battles, So yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't understand that at all. But so let's move
Speaker 2: on to episode five. Now, are we loving girls Trip?
Speaker 1: What do you?
Speaker 2: What's your thoughts overall? Would I love a girl's trip?
Speaker 1: Who? No?
Speaker 2: Are you loving this Girl's Trip? Well?
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to say that. I don't Well, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's your opinion, for sure. I I it started off
Speaker 2: with a bang, but I feel like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want more.
Speaker 2: I don't know if these certain girls like bringing back,
Speaker 2: you know, Kristen and Kelly was the right move.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, I don't know, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to episode five. So it starts off.
Speaker 2: Kelly gets Drenda a big hug the next morning. Talked
Speaker 2: about this earlier. Drenda doesn't know what to expect with
Speaker 2: Kelly since she gets mixed emotions about her. The hug
Speaker 2: was weird, it was long, she was shaking, she was
Speaker 2: like moaning, saying all these things. The first three minutes
Speaker 2: in and Kelly is bugging the shit out of me
Speaker 2: between putting her face in the ice bath and having
Speaker 2: Martin do it and then going up to Dorinda and
Speaker 2: shaking her for a extended amount of time.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. I don't know when.
Speaker 4: Does she when does she get out the love letters?
Speaker 4: Is that this episode?
Speaker 2: Yes? This episode? Yeah? Did you did you notice Sonya
Speaker 2: taking a ship with the door open?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I mean Leuyanne walking in and it's like.
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 2: You're taking a ship with a door open? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: my Sonya does she's Sonia something else?
Speaker 4: She really is. I've never watched much with Sonia, but
Speaker 4: she's a mess man. She is just like a walking
Speaker 4: comedy show.
Speaker 2: She's a disaster. Yeah. So they go surfing, and Kristin
Speaker 2: really played it up like, oh I surf, da da da.
Speaker 2: She gets out there, she sucks. Yeah, all yeah, she
Speaker 2: pretty much sucked. And then her she loses her tone.
Speaker 2: Now that was so cringey. I mean, why do we
Speaker 2: have to watch the medic dissect the tone now? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I couldn't even watch it. I had to
Speaker 2: look away. I mean it was like, do we really
Speaker 2: this is what we're we're watching right now? It made
Speaker 2: like my vagina hurt and the girls game zero shit.
Speaker 2: They were over there, sitting there, not even helping her out.
Speaker 2: There was nothing.
Speaker 3: She's just the screaming.
Speaker 2: Well, there's one thing that I did learn about Kelly
Speaker 2: is that she was an actress. Oh my god, that movie.
Speaker 2: That movie. Yes, The Return to Innocence was that real.
Speaker 2: She surfed and then she died out in the sea
Speaker 2: and never be seen again. Does she have an IV?
Speaker 2: I'm sure she does, don't we all? Yeah? We do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think Shane has one. Everyone. I think everyone that's
Speaker 2: on TV. It's so funny. I think Ryan has one too, hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then they do a scavenger hunt and then all
Speaker 2: I can see is they do a flashback of me
Speaker 2: falling like great, thanks guys. So they find objects, objects
Speaker 2: like Sonya's diapers, her teeth, a prosthetic leg from Aviva.
Speaker 3: And I'm like okay.
Speaker 2: And then it ends with the FaceTime from Harry Duban.
Speaker 3: He's the final clue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you find Harry Dubin attractive? No? I don't
Speaker 2: find it. How is he being in all these housewives
Speaker 2: New York? There a shortage of men over there, right,
Speaker 2: It's apparently exactly what I do. Love it. Sonia has
Speaker 2: no time for Harry. She was like, get to the point,
Speaker 2: read the clue, get the off Kelly gets. Then the
Speaker 2: love letters, all the love letters were so cringey. They
Speaker 2: were so cringey. And that was gonna be my question
Speaker 2: to you. Is it a turn off? Yes? Yes, if
Speaker 2: if Shane wrote.
Speaker 4: Me letters like that, I would be please stop.
Speaker 2: You know who used to do that was Brooks with
Speaker 2: VICKI we go somewhere and she would open up her suitcase.
Speaker 2: There'd be all these letter envelopes in there and open
Speaker 2: up one a day because he.
Speaker 4: Was hoping for like what like hair implants or like
Speaker 4: some you know.
Speaker 2: That new teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, it's I mean nah.
Speaker 2: So Luanne is annoyed that Ramona always wants to be
Speaker 2: the center of attention. She has to be in the
Speaker 2: middle of the pictures, she has to be in the
Speaker 2: middle of the table. I don't even know that I
Speaker 2: would notice that. One thing I have noticed, like there's
Speaker 2: certain people that want to be the first through a door.
Speaker 2: Really anodcast, oh, the first of the door, first through
Speaker 2: the door, or there's always the one that wants to
Speaker 2: be in front of the camera, the first. Yeah, definitely
Speaker 2: front of the camera. I know that, yeah, but I
Speaker 2: don't know if I would ever. I mean, it's not
Speaker 2: enough to annoy me or anything like that, but it's
Speaker 2: like there's always that one person. Like I filmed with
Speaker 2: girls in the past that are just like they literally
Speaker 2: are like, where's my good side? Yeah? See, I don't
Speaker 2: care about sides. Do you care about sides? No? I
Speaker 2: don't even know why I have the same sung this,
Speaker 2: My face looks the same this one. I just think
Speaker 2: I just have two good sides. I don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have two bitch insides, so I don't really give
Speaker 2: a crap. I do know people on our cast that
Speaker 2: I feel like I always have to sit by you though, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's not talk about that. Yeah, I mean people have
Speaker 2: their their little things, like they have to sit next
Speaker 2: to a certain person, or they have to walk in
Speaker 2: the door at a certain time, or I don't.
Speaker 4: Understand the walking in the door you've set up multiple times?
Speaker 2: What is that? Because literally, if you walk in the door, first,
Speaker 2: everybody's behind you and you're the first year you're the
Speaker 2: hero shot walking.
Speaker 4: In okay, and then everybody else is just smashed behind
Speaker 4: you so you can't see them.
Speaker 2: Yep, oh okay, I see, I didn't even know that.
Speaker 2: I've been on the show for six years and I
Speaker 2: didn't even know that was the thing.
Speaker 3: Pay attention, Pay attention.
Speaker 2: So then they go to dinner and Sonya tells the
Speaker 2: story of her first date with her ex husband. While
Speaker 2: she's talking, lands off of her chair. Sounds very vickyish.
Speaker 2: Dereenda gets up from the table and tells her Ramona
Speaker 2: that it is painful and frustrating when Sonya talks so evidently.
Speaker 2: Sonya exaggerates stories, doesn't necessarily tell the same story the
Speaker 2: same way, and the girls are just they just.
Speaker 3: Let her be.
Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, Sonya falls out of her chair.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like Sonya has a problem like just
Speaker 2: telling the truth or is she sometimes I feel like
Speaker 2: Sona's acting. Yeah, I think so. I'm a character, but
Speaker 2: she's definitely like a character.
Speaker 4: I think that they give her a pass though, because
Speaker 4: I don't think that she's malicious.
Speaker 2: She's not malicious, and that's what I like about her
Speaker 2: the most.
Speaker 4: She's just a song.
Speaker 2: She's funny as shit too, and doesn't care like I
Speaker 2: don't think if I knew I was filming, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna be taking a shit with the door open. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she does not care, and she doesn't wear underwear,
Speaker 2: and she's always naked and.
Speaker 4: Right, and she's always like lifting up her legs.
Speaker 2: Everybody can see her vagina. I know, but sometimes I
Speaker 2: feel like it's a little bit of an act. You
Speaker 2: know how Shannon has her act, the shaking.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I know, the Shannon act, the Shannon act.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes when you do that act, that stick over
Speaker 2: and over again, it's like, come on, move on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean that Sonia she doesn't really get
Speaker 4: in any of the conversations, Like she's not arguing with anybody,
Speaker 4: she's not calling anybody out. She just does her own thing,
Speaker 4: like she has her own little side show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got it. She's her own little pony show there.
Speaker 2: But when she first joined the show, you know this
Speaker 2: is she was one of the originals. She was a
Speaker 2: totally different person. She was almost like a Heather de
Speaker 2: bro She was just very classy, very fancy and elegant.
Speaker 2: And now she's like a wacky, looney person. She is
Speaker 2: the real Sonya please stand up? Whack could do? Ramona
Speaker 2: and Jorenda say, there's her story is as fake as
Speaker 2: her family crest and that's it. That's all we have
Speaker 2: for the Ultimate Girl's Trip Legacy. There's only one more episode.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if they're gonna make this a yearly thing.
Speaker 3: Or not or not or no, no, I don't know. We're
Speaker 3: gonna have to stay tuned.
Speaker 2: But you guys, I'm gonna tell you again, we're gonna
Speaker 2: be in San Francisco January twenty fifth. If you haven't
Speaker 2: bought your tickets, we'd love to see you. We can't
Speaker 2: take and I won't be sick together and Emily won't
Speaker 2: be so hopefully it's gonna be a lot of fun.