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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings only on the new

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Speaker 1: Hits one of six point one. Hello, Hi there, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Keyana. Yes, hell, hi Keiana. My name

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Speaker 1: is Pastor Paul dev Row, and I know we have

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Speaker 1: never met before, but I'm actually doing a guest sermon

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Speaker 1: this Sunday at your church and I'm calling a few

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Speaker 1: members of the congregation to talk to them. So I

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Speaker 1: was wondering if you had a minute to let me

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Speaker 1: yapy ear off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wonderful. I hope you're

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Speaker 1: having a blessed day. I am. Yes, well that's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: As I like to say, every single day above ground

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Speaker 1: is a blessed day, that's right. So anyway, I am

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Speaker 1: calling you because, like I said, I am going to

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Speaker 1: be doing a little guest pastor in at your church

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Speaker 1: this coming Sunday. I'm not sure if you knew that

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Speaker 1: or all. Nice No, I had no idea. Well yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I am, and I am so looking forward to

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Speaker 1: spreading the word to a new congregation. And that is

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Speaker 1: why I am calling you, because I'm actually calling a

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Speaker 1: few members of the church, and I know that you're

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Speaker 1: pretty involved with the church, correct I am, I am

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Speaker 1: you are in a couple of years, all right, So

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Speaker 1: this is probably not going to be the best news

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Speaker 1: that I have to deliver to you, but I'm going

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Speaker 1: to ask you to please not come to the service

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Speaker 1: this Sunday. Knock the y want me there while I

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Speaker 1: am there, given my sermon, I would like you to

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Speaker 1: not be there for what. Well, Okay, I guess I

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Speaker 1: just come out right and say it, because it's not

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Speaker 1: good to beat around the bush, So okay, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and say it. I have asked for

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Speaker 1: all the numbers of all the single adult people in

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Speaker 1: the congregation to call them and ask them not to

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Speaker 1: be there because they are probably having sex out of wedlock,

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Speaker 1: meaning they are not a virgin, and I do not

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Speaker 1: approve of that. So I am single, I have no

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Speaker 1: shame in that, and that is not a sin. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why this is what is going on right now.

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Speaker 1: It's just that I've had reports from the other members

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Speaker 1: of the church that you are definitely are not a virgin,

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Speaker 1: who reported that having marital relations when you're not married

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Speaker 1: is obviously a sin of one of the highest sins

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Speaker 1: in my opinion, and I just cannot have you that

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Speaker 1: I don't need you burst into flames while you're sitting

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Speaker 1: in the seats now doing this is really true. This

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Speaker 1: is not the fifties. I don't understand why this is

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Speaker 1: even an issue. It's correct, it is not the nineteen fifties.

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Speaker 1: It is not the nineteen fifties. But our morals still

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Speaker 1: stand true, the morals that were adopted over thousands of

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Speaker 1: years ago, so it doesn't even matter if it's the

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Speaker 1: nineteen fifties. I operate off of the rules that came

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Speaker 1: up way back two thousand plus years ago when Jesus

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Speaker 1: walking around saying please do not have six out of wedlock.

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Speaker 1: And like I said, I've gotten reports from a lot

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Speaker 1: of members here at the church that they you are

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Speaker 1: definitely active in that department, and I would prefer it

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Speaker 1: if you stayed away this time. What do you mean reports?

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Speaker 1: Who reported me? Who reported me? Well, I was going

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Speaker 1: to be speaking there this Sunday, So I pulled a

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Speaker 1: few people and I asked them to give me the

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Speaker 1: names of congregation members they thought might be active in

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Speaker 1: the dawn stairs department when they weren't married, and your

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Speaker 1: name was at the top of the list. Who had

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Speaker 1: to say about me? The person. Are you or are

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Speaker 1: you not a virgin? I am not a virgin. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a free to say it, and you just admitted

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Speaker 1: like that just rolls off your tongue. No shame, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it rolls off my tongue. I am not a virgin.

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Speaker 1: I have had sex. My name is Keanna. Hello, what

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Speaker 1: is Are you an idiot? I don't understand what's wow?

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Speaker 1: I am shocked, and I would ask you not to

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Speaker 1: use that language again. Does it a venue for something? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It does? My ear, Oh my dear, oh my, oh my,

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Speaker 1: oh my dear, oh my dear, oh my, oh my dear,

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Speaker 1: oh my dear, oh my virgin. I would ask you

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Speaker 1: to watch your language again on this prank phone call,

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Speaker 1: just talking about all kinds of activity in the bedroom

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Speaker 1: like that, when I have sense of ears, my ears

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Speaker 1: a virgin even though you're not. What is it? This

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend. Kimberly set you up. She said,

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Speaker 1: you guys go to church together every Sunday. I want

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Speaker 1: to mean to mess with you. I was kidding so bad.

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Speaker 1: I lost it. I think I lost it just a

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Speaker 1: little bit, just a little bit wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubile phone pranks. We'd say mornings on the twenties