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Speaker 1: A happy Memorial Day. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and you know, thank you to everyone who is sacrificed

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Speaker 1: and the families that have out there and do everyone else.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're enjoying the day off if you have it. Yes, seriously,

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Speaker 1: we got a little show for you today.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: It's a little show, a little something, a little something,

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Speaker 1: a little fun. And then tomorrow we'll be back with

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Speaker 1: a brand new show. So sit back, enjoy this. And

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Speaker 1: uh oh and by the way, before you do anything else,

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Speaker 1: go order your second date update merch for a cause,

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Speaker 1: because that sale will end June first. We just opened

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Speaker 1: up all of the sizes so nothing sold out anymore.

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Speaker 1: And you have the day.

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Speaker 3: Off, so I know you have time to go look

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Speaker 3: through it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, all right, there it is and

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Speaker 1: here's the show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: For years we've known that Brooke and her now husband

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Speaker 5: Michael decided to do a joint bachelor bachelorette party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, yeah. It was a great way for

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Speaker 1: all of our friends to get to know each other,

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Speaker 1: which made the wedding more fun, you know interesting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what she's always told us, But now we

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Speaker 5: finally know the real reason why she did that? Well,

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Speaker 5: is it because a new survey just came out that

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Speaker 5: found over seventy percent of adults have cheated on their

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Speaker 5: partners while attending raucus or in Brooks case, trailer park

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Speaker 5: adjacent to bachelor bachelorette parties. Seventy z.

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Speaker 6: If you're gonna do it, this is the last time

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Speaker 6: I got did We got a joint lap dance at my.

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Speaker 1: Bachelor bachelorette party and the woman felt so weird around me.

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Speaker 1: She kept telling me how she was in school to

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Speaker 1: be a teacher and now she's really working towards something.

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Speaker 1: And my husband's like, this is the worst.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I can see brook like, shut up and

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Speaker 4: shake your butt.

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Speaker 5: So you did cheat because accord According to the survey,

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Speaker 5: what counts as cheating any type of illicit frisky behavior,

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Speaker 5: from flirting to lap dances to a woman another woman's backside.

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Speaker 5: I mean, the whole point is like, Okay, this stripper

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Speaker 5: pinched my butt. The most common examples of infidelity at

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Speaker 5: these stag parties were getting a lap dance one in

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Speaker 5: three people admit to getting them yeah, and smooching with

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Speaker 5: someone else five people admit to doing that.

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Speaker 1: How many, one in five.

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Speaker 5: One in five.

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Speaker 4: Whoa dude.

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Speaker 5: You may all think this is kind of a sad

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Speaker 5: story to start off the morning. It is a little bit,

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Speaker 5: but we could have been talking about Jose's current dating

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Speaker 5: life or Alexis's eyelash debacle. So it could have been

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Speaker 5: much much worse, way more depressing that allergy.

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Speaker 3: Just kidding, it's actually so bad.

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Speaker 1: Also, let you guys have the option to cheat.

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Speaker 5: It's, like I always say, informative beats entertainment.

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Speaker 1: That's not the reason for anyone to listen to the show.

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Speaker 5: Well, let's get some information and learn some stuff today

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Speaker 5: in another shot collar question of the day, Okay, and

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Speaker 5: give it over to digital Jake. What do you got

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Speaker 5: for us?

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Speaker 7: Jake?

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Speaker 8: Well, there's only a select few competition shows that have

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Speaker 8: truly taken the world by storm, like American Idol captured

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Speaker 8: our hearts back in the early two thousands. A few

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Speaker 8: years later, we were mesmerized by Howie Mandel and his

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Speaker 8: giant bald head for Dealer No Deal.

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so fun.

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Speaker 8: Even the show best Funeral ever on TLC had its

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Speaker 8: moment in the spot Okay you lost me. But fast

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Speaker 8: forward to today and Sadly, there's not really any competition

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Speaker 8: show that everybody loves. Even the shot collar question can't

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Speaker 8: compete with big names like Mandel, Seacrest or Dunkleman loved

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Speaker 8: that guy, So please try not to be discouraged by

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Speaker 8: the fact that almost nobody alive knows or remotely cares

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Speaker 8: about who any of you are or what you say.

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Speaker 1: Real positive today morning.

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Speaker 8: During another forgettable edition of the One and Done Shot,

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Speaker 8: Let's start with Brooke. Okay, Brook, The best selling Barbie

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Speaker 8: doll of all time is called Totally Hair Barbie, featuring

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Speaker 1: You guys? I was Barbie obs growing up obsessed. I

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Speaker 1: not cool. Okay, but I feel like Malibu Barbie is

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Speaker 1: looked up Western Barbie to show Alexo the other day.

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Speaker 5: Definitely had. I just shocked that you had, like the legit,

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Speaker 1: Bar Barbell gum with their own carton of cigarettes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good for you.

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Speaker 1: On the tattoo gun, I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 8: I think that's false, Brooks says, false, And that is true.

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Speaker 1: A Barbie I've never had it.

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Speaker 8: Came out in nineteen ninety two. Totally Hair Barbie had

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Speaker 8: eleven inches of hair that you could crimp or play.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we had a dark haired one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, there was a brunette and version poppy soul.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's.

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Speaker 1: Flashed on just playing with that just now, that was

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 8: Jose, one of your favorite movies of all time, Space

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Speaker 8: Jam has a Liar Tomatoes rating of forty percent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I talk about the first one or the new one.

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Speaker 8: The first one is the real number? Higher or lower?

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Speaker 5: The one with Michael Jordan in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a terrible film.

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Speaker 4: I mean it was good a kid, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: For children, but the plot and the acting.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's save it for brook hates on children's segment.

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Speaker 5: Hey man, I mean again for kids, but kids aren't

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Speaker 1: And rotten Tomatoes is so hard to get it.

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Speaker 4: I want to say it's.

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Speaker 8: Lower, Jose said, lower, And the real answer is higher.

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Speaker 5: Take that Brook.

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Speaker 1: You do need to go rewatch that. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you see it's my.

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Speaker 5: Ring tone, boys night, Alexis.

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Speaker 8: In nineteen ninety six, Pizza Hut tried out something called

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Speaker 8: the dump truck Pizza. It's two thin crust pizzas with

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Speaker 5: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 1: Every topping they had Jesus has a light. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean the name kind of fits it, like you

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Speaker 5: I bet when you were a baby, your parents would

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Speaker 1: She wasn't born, and they held on to it.

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Speaker 3: They kept it her.

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Speaker 1: Conceived it was the aphrodisiac.

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Speaker 5: Then made truck pizza.

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Speaker 8: Adult split in the dump truck Pizza.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because of that, I hope it's.

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Speaker 8: Not true, Alexis says false, and that is false. There

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Speaker 8: was something called the triple Decker Pizza that was similar,

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Speaker 8: but no dump truck pizza has ever existed. Alexis, You're safe, thankfully,

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Speaker 8: and Jeff, we're on to you now. Ten years ago

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Speaker 8: to this day, you tweeted quote, I blame all my

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Speaker 8: life's problems on the fact that my mom never bought

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Speaker 8: me lunchables as a kid. Is that true or false?

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Speaker 4: You didn't have any?

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Speaker 1: Did you only get caviall.

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Speaker 5: On this exact day ten years ago?

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Speaker 1: Were you on Twitter?

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Speaker 4: I was no.

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Speaker 5: I really wasn't into Twitter except for like a six

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Speaker 3: This is a sad tweet, and it's pretty sad.

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Speaker 8: All of your life's probably.

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Speaker 5: I mean that checks out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let me see you saying this. I could see

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that's true.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey said true, and that is true by Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Tweet A hard life. That was the worst piece of

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Speaker 1: it ruined me.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you got one less problem jeff and alexis you're

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Speaker 8: both safe from being shocked, which was Brook and jose

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Speaker 8: While the.

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Speaker 5: Two of them get shot, they're going to be singing

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Speaker 5: a fan favorite, Africa by Toto.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna take.

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Speaker 5: A lot to take me away from you.

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Speaker 4: There's a hundred menimal could ev.

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Speaker 8: It's one of the better harmonies this group has had.

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Speaker 5: By total accident.

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Speaker 4: I love it.

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Speaker 5: I was your shock collar question of the day. Got

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Speaker 5: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: When it comes to me, Brook is like an elephant.

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Speaker 5: She never forgets it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Because she vividly remembers my revealing Gladiator Halloween costume from

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Speaker 1: Because it was shocking.

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Speaker 5: It was shocking, brings it up constantly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, I don't it scarred me because just move on.

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Speaker 5: What's your point, jeff She also remembers the exact gifts

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Speaker 5: I bought her for her wedding.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, because I use the hand blender all

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Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, and every time I take it out

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, thanks, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: It's really yes, that's but certain wedding gifts are memorable

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Speaker 5: because of how weird they are, and a survey asked

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Speaker 5: people to name the strangest presence they received for their

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Speaker 1: I already have an answer. I have a response.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to the list. It's number six, A copy

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Speaker 5: of Windows ninety five on CD for a wedding that

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Speaker 1: That is so helpful, really, it is. You just never

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Speaker 1: know when you need to back it up on a CD.

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Speaker 4: Rong, I miss Clippy. I need to go back.

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Speaker 5: Number five a Japanese style hand fan made from plastic forks.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, whip it out, cool, but yeah, but look

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Speaker 1: at you can be cool and eat at the same time.

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Speaker 5: Number four a set of hand embroidered towels and coasters

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Speaker 5: where the groom's name was misspelled all of them.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Can I give you my favorite of my wedding real quick? Okay,

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Speaker 1: real quick? It was a hand me down calico pig figurine.

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Speaker 5: Who got you that?

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Speaker 1: Because she had The woman who gave it to me

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Speaker 5: Oh God, I gave you. That's almost as weird as

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Speaker 5: number three on the list. A hot dog toaster just.

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Speaker 4: Wait, made for.

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Speaker 1: You, put the bud and the hot dog, and then

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Speaker 5: The part is this couple got divorced, then reconciled years later,

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Speaker 5: and for their second wedding, the same person got him

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Speaker 4: Dog Jos that was the problem of the marriage.

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Speaker 5: Number two a giant, five foot tall gumball machine. The

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Speaker 5: number one strangest wedding gift someone received was a ceramic

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Speaker 5: it's the radio segment that just hired Kanye's therapist and

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Speaker 5: of Kinston, North Carolina. Ronda Deaver is a regular at

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: The credit card number, the expiration, the security code, the

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Speaker 1: Terrible, God, is.

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Speaker 5: This your credit card?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, though, I could see myself when

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just not even understanding what you did. Well,

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Speaker 5: It make sure it still works. Ronda could not believe

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Speaker 1: Why did I expect more anybody else?

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Speaker 5: And the crazy part she might be responsible for some,

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Speaker 1: Way, stop payment, put a stop payment on all of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah when you get when you get double to.

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Speaker 5: Me, sure you could be upset. But they looked at

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, then you got to ring it up again, sir.

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Speaker 5: Well he got heated anyway, and at one point the

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Speaker 7: Listen, I did not expect it. He comes around the corner,

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Speaker 2: Hit me?

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Speaker 7: Over ham?

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Speaker 2: Hit me? What?

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Speaker 5: Ye hit the manager? Now she has a black eye

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Speaker 1: Why is this man? What is speak with him?

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Speaker 5: To make it worse, there was a huge size difference

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Speaker 1: He's just angry commercial.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get that hand band it.

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Speaker 5: Good news is he'll probably get double salamid in prison charge.

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Speaker 5: of Chilettinham Township, Pennsylvania, porch pirates have reached a new

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Speaker 5: that's so he ordered six iPhones for his family.

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Speaker 1: They are really lucky it wasn't a heavy package. Can

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Speaker 5: It took less than a minute for the robbery to

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Speaker 5: and police are looking for the pair, but without much

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we just look for a guy with

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Speaker 5: The weirdest part is that seconds after the delivery, he

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Speaker 5: package was stolen, and then the caller hung up what.

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Speaker 5: Henry has no idea how multiple thieves knew about his

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Speaker 4: That is sketch.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean I don't want to point

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Speaker 5: Yeah, his next lazer stories out of millennial Mania. The

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Speaker 5: other day, we are at a poll that found aches

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Speaker 1: Like that should just coincide with whatever you have children.

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Speaker 5: Isn't that pretty much? Because a survey of two thousand

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Speaker 5: That age age thirty nine is when we tend to

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Speaker 1: Already at age thirty something.

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Speaker 5: Your twenty six percent of people feel out of touch

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Speaker 1: Okay, because you don't have an AI assistant yet.

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Speaker 5: Even that there's too much problem.

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Speaker 7: Honestly.

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Speaker 5: Number four is a tie between books and fashion. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: thirty two percent of millennials just under forty feel like

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Speaker 9: I've always don't get Brook and I started this book

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Speaker 1: She hates it. Dude, Alessis has got me reading this

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Speaker 5: You're both equally lame Twilight.

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Speaker 1: But worse it's better. Yes.

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Speaker 5: Number three the arts.

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Speaker 5: Thirty four percent couldn't name one famous artist other than

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Speaker 1: I think they mean someone who's living.

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Speaker 5: Number two celebrities like who's Jacob Elordie? And if you

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't be it.

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Speaker 3: I could do the first one.

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Speaker 1: The second one am I don't know. I probably seen her,

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Speaker 5: If you can't identify those people that I named earlier,

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Speaker 10: I agree.

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Speaker 5: Forty percent said they're completely out of touch with the

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Speaker 1: That difference.

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Speaker 5: These shoes won't love themselves everybody.

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Speaker 2: I like.

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Speaker 5: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 5: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: How many times have we seen this old cliche in

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Speaker 5: the movies? What's that love struck guy? Tries to win

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Speaker 5: And then magically she forgets what a weirdo creep he's

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Speaker 1: Point, terrible singer.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and they fall madly in love and happily

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Speaker 5: today's Loser Line, okay, because he tried something that was

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Speaker 1: Where I thought you were gonna go.

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Speaker 5: While it may not have been as sexy as he

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Speaker 5: coming up right after this. What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute? Is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 5: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 5: Loser line before. It works like this, let's say, a

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yo. Ale just doesn't even know what that

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Speaker 5: After he says that, don't tell him that he reminds

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Speaker 5: you of your stepdad, who's serving time in prison for

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Speaker 5: unpaid parking tickets and an accidental strangling. Instead, give him

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 11: Old McDonald, Ya yo, and on.

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Speaker 1: That song ada horse, Yeah yo, we don't here.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, oh yeah everywhere?

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Speaker 7: Well yeah yeah uh yeah. Next message, That's.

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Speaker 5: Exactly how I remember the song going.

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Speaker 4: It's very real.

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Speaker 1: I say he was going to like change the lyrics

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Speaker 3: It was was confused a little.

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Speaker 5: I think either the horse is sick or Old McDonald's

454
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Speaker 5: been drinking that yeah.

455
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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey.

456
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Speaker 7: Jen, what's up?

457
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Speaker 12: It's I met you at the Bard the other day

458
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Speaker 12: and just want to say it was really great meeting you.

459
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Speaker 13: I mean, you're so funny, you got a great sense

460
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Speaker 13: of humor, and I really like your laugh.

461
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Speaker 7: It's so cute. What do you laugh where? You're just

462
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Speaker 7: like he It was is way better than my exes

463
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Speaker 7: laugh all right. My ex was a monster.

464
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 14: She would just be like, like horrible.

465
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Speaker 7: It was like I was dating trans dresser on crack you.

466
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 7: But that cute my ex. I just want to say,

467
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Speaker 7: I want to see you again, and yeah, I want

468
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Speaker 7: to make you laugh more because you laugh it is

469
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Speaker 7: so cute. So let me know next message.

470
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Speaker 5: Oh man, that could have.

471
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Speaker 1: Been so good if he would have just hung up

472
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Speaker 1: before the whole X talk. Yeah, the X does sound

473
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Speaker 1: kind of like that other guy's horse though, didn't it.

474
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Speaker 5: Maybe the two of them know each other.

475
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Speaker 15: Ye.

476
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Speaker 5: Remember, you can get the special Loser line if you

477
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Speaker 5: text the word loser that's l O s e R

478
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Speaker 5: to seven eight five nine two and give it out

479
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Speaker 5: to somebody who's creeping you out or talking about their

480
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Speaker 5: ex's last time.

481
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

482
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Speaker 5: Hopefully they'll call it and we can play their message

483
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Speaker 5: message like this one next message up?

484
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Speaker 12: Uh, so I know we've been messaging back and forth

485
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 12: trying to meet up.

486
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Speaker 7: You know, I'm pretty busy.

487
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Speaker 12: I got a lot of girl but here's my schedule

488
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Speaker 12: right now. I'm real busy on Monday with Sarah, Tuesday,

489
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 12: I'm busy with Stephanie, Wednesday, Thursday.

490
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 7: I could possibly pencil you in.

491
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 12: There, So you really gotta let me know fast because

492
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 12: I'm also busy on Friday.

493
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 7: But she's not that hot.

494
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Speaker 12: So if you really want to get down, let's do

495
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Speaker 12: it on Friday. I'll scratch her out and I'll squeak

496
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Speaker 12: you in there real quick. Okay, but I need you

497
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Speaker 12: to get back to me real fast. All right, let's

498
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Speaker 12: move it.

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Speaker 7: Girl's I mean.

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Speaker 1: I didn't feel good.

501
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Speaker 3: Alexis doesn't sound like a hot guy.

502
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 4: Hard to get when you're like knowing you're probably ugly.

503
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Speaker 1: But what a compliment he scratching out the kind of

504
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Speaker 1: ugly girl for you.

505
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Speaker 3: I would probably still go.

506
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I know there's a lot

507
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,959
Speaker 5: of negatives, just listening to a positive. He has a

508
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 5: calendar and he's organized. Good, that's right. That's a cat

509
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 5: next me.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Sarah, it's figure.

511
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Speaker 16: I'll just give you a call so you can put

512
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Speaker 16: a voice to the name. Speaking of names, I noticed

513
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 16: you have the same last name as my aunt Linda,

514
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Speaker 16: which is very wild.

515
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Speaker 7: I did some.

516
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Speaker 16: Digging on twenty three and meters and turns out you

517
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Speaker 16: and I are second cousins, believe it or not.

518
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 7: So yeah, I.

519
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 16: Still think you're hot and we should hang out. It's

520
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 16: totally legal.

521
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Speaker 7: What do you say?

522
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Speaker 16: And if you're not freaked out, just can't tell anyone?

523
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 7: Can we?

524
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 4: Oh?

525
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Speaker 1: I don't.

526
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Speaker 5: I think five years ago I would have heard that

527
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 5: message and thought it was weird. But in the current

528
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 5: dating scene, I can see the appeal of dating.

529
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 4: Cousins, Like, hey, second cousins.

530
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Speaker 5: At least you can't ghost on your cousin because you're

531
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Speaker 5: gonna have to see them at the family reunion. And

532
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Speaker 5: it makes figuring out where to spend the holidays with

533
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Speaker 5: which family super easy.

534
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess like bridesider groom side doesn't matter.

535
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 5: You know, is this close to home?

536
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: No?

537
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: I just have seen it, so I know it doesn't

538
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: work for it's not as clean as you think.

539
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 5: Don't recommend.

540
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Speaker 14: Hey Sarah, Hey, what's up is? We were just talking

541
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 14: hanging out at the Starbucks. You told me to give

542
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 14: you a call immediately, so I'd go ahead. You wouldn't

543
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 14: forget my name. I cannot get rid of your kickups.

544
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 14: I apologize for having the kickups all afternoon. Lookten, I'd

545
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 14: love to see you again on maybe a Saturday, and

546
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 14: the weekend is pretty much kind of open for hold on,

547
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 14: Hold on a second, to try to get some water.

548
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 7: All over me, looking dog, you give me a call.

549
00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 7: You have my number, and hold on. It's not working.

550
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 7: I gotta I'll give me a call.

551
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 5: A rough day.

552
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: How can you ever be attractive when you have hiccup

553
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: more gargling water?

554
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 8: She tried to scare himself.

555
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: Trying to scare himself.

556
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 5: Listen to the Loser Line every week on hundreds of

557
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 5: affiliates that carry Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Also

558
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 5: on Spotify. Phone Tap is coming.

559
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 2: Up next Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

560
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 5: I think the perspective from any young single lady out

561
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 5: there is they would be so lucky to have Brooke

562
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 5: Fox as their Mother's funny Okay, I'm not home. I'm

563
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 5: saying any any girl would be lucky to have you

564
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 5: as their mom.

565
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 3: You mean a young like toddler aged.

566
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 5: Girl, That's what I'm saying. And I mean sure, there's

567
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 5: the nagging and the drinking, and they're not coming home,

568
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 5: coming home, not coming home, So sweetheart, you better fix

569
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 5: yourself some cereal for dinner.

570
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: But they had dinner.

571
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, and well they can all technically be considered

572
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 5: negligence under the guidelines of child protective Services. Brooke does

573
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 5: offer one big plus. She can be very, very protective

574
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 5: over her young I love hard. That's why she's gonna

575
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 5: pose as a mother of a young lady who matched

576
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 5: with a guy on Tinder, and before they go out,

577
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 5: Brook just wants to give the guy the business. So

578
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 5: after you hear a text, ind to sevent eighty five

579
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Speaker 5: nine two tell us would you want Brooks your mom?

580
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna want it.

581
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Speaker 4: We'll see what they said. You're here.

582
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 5: It's your phone. Tap right now, another tap on the twenties.

583
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Corey.

584
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 17: This is Corey May ask you say.

585
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Hi, Corey. You match with my daughter Jenna on Tinder

586
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: and you guys are going out tonight.

587
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 17: Uh yeah, Jenna's mom.

588
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: Surprise, you got that right. Yes, I'm Jenna's mom.

589
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 7: How are you doing better?

590
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: Now that you're on the phone. You have thirty seconds

591
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: to impress me.

592
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 11: Go, Willam, what do you mean?

593
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'll give you forty five.

594
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 7: Go.

595
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 17: I don't know what's happening right now.

596
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 7: I don't.

597
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 17: I'm sorry.

598
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: Okay, you're a slow one, but I bet you're cute, right,

599
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: That's why Jenna picked you. Okay, anyway, I already explained.

600
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm Jenna's mom and I know you're taking her out tonight,

601
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: but I just want to make sure that you're going

602
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: to be more than just a hot slab of beef.

603
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: That's me talking, not Jenna. Okay, you're meeting her tonight.

604
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 7: At eight, right, Yeah, well.

605
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: You and I should do a little prefunk Q and

606
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: A a few hours before. What do you say?

607
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 17: Does she know that you're calling me right now?

608
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter? But what does matter is your answer to

609
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: this question. Do you like massage parlors? I mean I

610
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: run one by the airport. It's called Satchmo's Revenge.

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Speaker 7: Have you been in No? I can't say I have.

612
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: Okay, well most guys on Tinder have, so I'm disappointed

613
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: but also kind of impressed.

614
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Speaker 7: Yes.

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Speaker 17: Sorry, Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm

616
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Speaker 17: actually a little busy before eight, and it's nice to

617
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Speaker 17: meet you, missus Jenna's mom, But I really have to

618
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Speaker 17: go now. I just have a few I got to

619
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Speaker 17: do before eight o'clock tonight.

620
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: So I see you're going to the drug store to

621
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: buy some prophylactics.

622
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to get off the phone now.

623
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Speaker 2: You know.

624
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: I gotta say good for you. It is better to

625
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: be safe than sorry. But I were you, I would

626
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Speaker 1: just buy double. I mean, my daughter is quite the

627
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: promiscuous porcupine.

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Speaker 17: Okay, look her mama, listen like, I'm sure a really

629
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 17: nice lady. I appreciate that she has a loving and

630
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 17: carrying mother, patiscating.

631
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Speaker 1: Do you know that I'm on Tinder?

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't doubt it.

633
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: But don't you think it's weird that we've never matched?

634
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Speaker 17: No, I don't think it's weird because I limit my

635
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 17: search on the age twenty seven years and under. So no,

636
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 17: I don't think it's weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven on there. Okay, Okay, I'm a young kitten, ma'am, ma'am.

638
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 17: I'm feeling a little uncomfortable, but.

639
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Speaker 1: You can call me nimmy. I mean that's what all

640
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: the boys at the horse track call me, Nimmy. Oh,

641
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: that's right, I'm partial to hockies, you know. I don't

642
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: know if it's the old smell of saddles or.

643
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Speaker 17: Okay, you can just let your daughter know I'm actually

644
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 17: not going to meet her now at eight o'clock.

645
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: Oh what, You're not interested in my daughter anymore?

646
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 17: Not interested in you being so interested in me?

647
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: Okay? Could we set her up with your brother Shane then?

648
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 17: Or my brother?

649
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: I have an even better idea. What about a double date?

650
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: What you me Shane and Jenna?

651
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 17: What the hell is going on right now? How is

652
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 17: my brother involved? How do you think know Shane?

653
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 15: Oh?

654
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: Because Shane told us you were going on a tender

655
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Speaker 1: date tonight with a girl named Jenna, and that's why

656
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: he wanted to set you up for a prank phone call.

657
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 3: This this actually broke from the radio show.

658
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

659
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,719
Speaker 5: A phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not Jenna's mom.

661
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Speaker 7: There, I hope not.

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00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 17: You have no idea how many times almost hung up

663
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Speaker 17: the phone on your That.

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Speaker 7: One is so weird.

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Speaker 1: That's because you can't resist, Nimmy. Weake up every morning

666
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Speaker 1: with food taps weekday Mornings on the Twenties, Brooke and

667
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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 5: Morning, charismatic, handsome, affluent, It's poised, unflappable.

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Speaker 7: These are all.

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Speaker 5: Words that I've heard other people use to describe my character.

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying what I've heard. But today I'm gonna

672
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 5: be honest. I was flapped and flapped hard.

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Speaker 7: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: I'm not proud of what happened on the air, but

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Speaker 5: I'll admit kind of lost my cool because we were

676
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Speaker 5: supposed to be helping out a listener with her love interest,

677
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Speaker 5: but things unraveled. And I'm not saying it's all Brooks fault. Okay,

678
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Speaker 5: I think jose and Alexis would both agree. She owes

679
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Speaker 5: me a big apology, an apology or I'm willing to

680
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Speaker 5: settle for half her paycheck. I'm not unreasonable. Will I

681
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 5: get that apology? And more importantly, will our listener get

682
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Speaker 5: the shot at love that she deserves?

683
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Speaker 1: And then yes, oh really, yeah?

684
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Speaker 5: Is that what you think? Broke we Okay, you're about

685
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 5: to hear all the listeners are about to hear the

686
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 5: shocking and unfortunate events that transpire that were totally Brooks

687
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 5: fault in your second date out of day. That's next.

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Speaker 10: Second date of date.

689
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 5: With dating, people will always like to talk about passion

690
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 5: and soulmates finding true love, but sometimes you don't date

691
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:51,959
Speaker 5: for love, date for food. Seriously, is there anything more

692
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 5: romantic in this world that can bond two people together

693
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 5: than a good burrito bowl with a Kale smoothie, especially.

694
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: When you're not He kind of lost me at Kale smoothie.

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00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 5: Up with something hotter. They tale smoothies and burrito.

696
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: Bowls, I mean, very fibrous.

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Speaker 5: Apparently that's what happened with one of our listeners, Amanda

698
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Speaker 5: the other day. Amanda claims that she bonded with a

699
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 5: guy over some delivery food. So, Amanda, welcome to the show.

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00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 11: Hi, thank you. It's actually just Aanda.

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00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh just oh.

702
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 5: The first day is silent.

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00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That must be really annoying your entire life.

704
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 11: It's okay, it's always like conversation starter.

705
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point, all right.

706
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 5: I apologize a Manda for that atrocious butchering of your name,

707
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 5: But tell us about the guy that she went out with.

708
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 5: What's his name?

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Speaker 11: His name is Richie.

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00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 5: Yeah you pronounced that first ar Yeah.

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00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: Okay, she doesn't find it funny. Okay, that's fine. I'm

712
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: sure you've heard it your whole life. I get it.

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00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 11: I go what you guys are doing, that's funny, Okay.

714
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, we like to have a little bit of fun

715
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 5: before we get into the details of the date. But

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00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 5: you met with Richie over delivery food. How did that happen?

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00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 11: So I live in a really big apartment complex, and

719
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 11: when you order food on one of the food apps,

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Speaker 11: you go and pick it up downstairs, and then the

721
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 11: area of usually is like a little bit of a

722
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 11: hangout kind of becomes like a social gathering.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I guess people are waiting for their food or that's just.

725
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Speaker 4: How you get into the building.

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Speaker 5: A lot of times I feel like it'd be a

727
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 5: bunch of really angry people down there waiting for food,

728
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 5: all bitter.

729
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: Who's that delivery glaring at each other.

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Speaker 5: That's okay, you met him there?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So when I was waiting for my food, he

732
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Speaker 11: was there, and we just kind of started having some

733
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Speaker 11: small talk, and he asked what I ordered, and then

734
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Speaker 11: he was bragging that he got the best tacos, and

735
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Speaker 11: then he ended up getting Taco bell. So I thought

736
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Speaker 11: that was really funny.

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Speaker 1: It was taco bell. Was he being aco Was it

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Speaker 1: a joke when he was saying it, or was he

739
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Speaker 1: being legit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

741
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, good sense of humor.

742
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Speaker 5: What do you mean taco bells deliver? I don't see

743
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 5: the joke.

744
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: It just doesn't never make sense to people get taco

745
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: bell delivery because you were literally paying three times what

746
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Speaker 1: it would cost in the restaurant. That is like the

747
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: whole point of taco bell is also that it's cheap.

748
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Speaker 9: Usually to state I'm in eating it, I can't get

749
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Speaker 9: to taco be Okay, what was this guy sober?

750
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 11: She was sober?

752
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 7: I think.

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00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 5: Okay, what happened after that?

754
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Speaker 11: After you met, Well, we ran into each other a

755
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 11: couple of other times, you know, we have to know

756
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 11: each other a little bit, and eventually he was like,

757
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 11: instead of just meeting in the lobby, we should go

758
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Speaker 11: get food.

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Speaker 1: That's cue. So he asked you out.

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00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 11: He did ask me out.

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Speaker 1: Did he take you to his favorite taco place?

762
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Speaker 4: That would have been a good move.

763
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Speaker 11: No, we just went to kind of like an American

764
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Speaker 11: cuisine kind of spot that was pretty close.

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Speaker 5: And how did that go?

766
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 11: It was great? We hung out. You know, I really

767
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 11: liked him we really got to know each other. It

768
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 11: was lovely.

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Speaker 5: I thought, Okay, what'd you guys talk about?

770
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 7: Like?

771
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 13: Work?

772
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 11: Family? He has a cat named Joe.

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Speaker 5: Seriously, and the food was good. It sounds like it

774
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 5: all sounds normal. Were there any any issues that came

775
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 5: up during the date.

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Speaker 11: No issues that I can really think of. I mean,

777
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 11: we were talking a lot. So at one point the

778
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 11: waiter came and cleared our table like before we were done,

779
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 11: which is a big pet peeve of mine.

780
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: But so you threw a fork at him?

781
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

782
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 11: No, I just kind of politely asked him that he

783
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 11: didn't need to take our main plates because we're still eating,

784
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 11: you know.

785
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, how did it end?

786
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 11: The bill came, he paid. I offered a venmo him.

787
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 11: He turned it down.

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Speaker 1: A good offer. I feel like you should always offer,

789
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: even if you don't mean it.

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Speaker 3: I do fake offer, but I'm never gonna vent okay.

791
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 4: And then the guy said, yes, it's like, oh my

792
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 4: as working.

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Speaker 10: For everyone.

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00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 5: Okay, so he covered the whole bill.

795
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, he covered the whole bill. I thought things were

796
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 11: going really well and I thought he was going to

797
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 11: kiss me, but then he just hugged me.

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00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean maybe he got scared.

799
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is is so like tough and scary.

800
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: And did you feel like you guys had chemistry?

801
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I really liked him. I don't know,

802
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 11: maybe he just didn't like me as much as I

803
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 11: liked him.

804
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh, it is a rational thing to say. My friend

805
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: responsible and thought it was. It's hard to admit that sometimes.

806
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 5: So it's kind of weird though, because you live in

807
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 5: the same building. You haven't seen him again since that happened,

808
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 5: or have you run into him down at the delivery

809
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 5: food hangout?

810
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 11: No, I haven't.

811
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 5: Huh.

812
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 11: It's a pretty big building, so it's not necessarily going

813
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 11: to run into someone all the time. But I had

814
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 11: seen him there pretty frequently before we had hung out,

815
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Speaker 11: and now I haven't seen him at all.

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00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: And he didn't mention like going out of town or anything.

817
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 11: No, the or the day was.

818
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 4: So bad he moved. Yeah, he's like, you know what,

819
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Speaker 4: I'm breaking the leaves. I'm out of here.

820
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 5: We're going to play a song and then we're going

821
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Speaker 5: to do the very practical thing and ask rich for

822
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Speaker 5: you if there is a legitimate reason why he's not

823
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 5: calling you back.

824
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Speaker 11: Okay, sounds good, but also his name is Richie.

825
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Speaker 5: Not rich Oh God, did I releast grew up both

826
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 5: names in one segment?

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Speaker 4: You're good.

828
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a skill par for the course for me.

829
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Speaker 7: Here here we go.

830
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 5: I'm going to quote Amanda, not Amanda, but Maanda without

831
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Speaker 5: that first day, because she's our second dat today she said,

832
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 5: quote I really liked him, but like, maybe he didn't

833
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 5: like me as much as I liked him. Yeah, And

834
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Speaker 5: even though she said like four times in a single sentence,

835
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 5: Professor Brooke Fox still gave her a gold star for

836
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 5: being practical and having a well thought out explanation for

837
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Speaker 5: her ghost.

838
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: There's some emotional intelligence right there that she displayed.

839
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 5: Brook, any other clinical pragmatic commentary you'd like to have

840
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 5: us document on the podcast for posterity reasons?

841
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: No, but I am taking notes for later, so you

842
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: might flit forward next to me and uh we can

843
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: review it a later time.

844
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 5: Sounds fun for everybody, all right?

845
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 13: Yes?

846
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 3: Why do you even give her that opportunity?

847
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 5: I regret it? So, Uh, Amanda, how are you feeling

848
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 5: before we call Richie for you?

849
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 7: Here?

850
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 5: You're doing okay?

851
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but I'm interested to hear

852
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 11: what he has to.

853
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 1: Say, yeah, and have you been like nervous to run

854
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: into him, because you know, like when so much time

855
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 1: has passed and it gets awkward and then yeah.

856
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 11: Of course, you know, I've kind of guess been rehearsing

857
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 11: what to say if I run into him.

858
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we all do that in our minds, right, Yeah.

859
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 5: And she totally hasn't been camping out down at the

860
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 5: bottom of the elevators, just like accidentally waiting to put

861
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 5: like a key into the mailbox hole, just like, oops,

862
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 5: what are you doing here? That's funny.

863
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 11: I haven't done anything like that.

864
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 5: Good, Okay, that's very practical of you. Let's just call

865
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 5: Richie though, and see what he has to say. Here

866
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 5: we go.

867
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Speaker 1: Oh, he got the name right, Hey, look at you,

868
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: jeff You remembered something.

869
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 4: Oh way, you wrote it down?

870
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I practiced it seven times before. Here we go.

871
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 5: Richie has to say, hello, Hello, is this Richie? This

872
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 5: is this is Jeffrey with a Y at the end.

873
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: You would start with a J. I mean is You

874
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: would always spell it with a Y. Some people spell

875
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: it with a G.

876
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 7: I don't know.

877
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 5: Some people get confused on these words. Words and names

878
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 5: we found are very difficult today.

879
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 4: So there's also two easers also to ask Hi Richie.

880
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 5: Hello Richie.

881
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 13: H right, So you're Jeffrey from.

882
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 5: A morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey.

883
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 13: Oh okay, so why are you guys telling me?

884
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 5: Very astute question there, Richie. We're calling because we're trying

885
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 5: to dig a little bit into your dating life.

886
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 13: What what are you talking about?

887
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: I think it's a good thing.

888
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 4: Intrusively, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was brought to us.

889
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean just that, I mean a little bit intrusively,

890
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 5: but in a nice way because one of our listeners

891
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 5: named Manda went out with you recently and would like

892
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 5: to go out with you again.

893
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 7: She'd like to go out with you again.

894
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

895
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we'll give you that idea.

896
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 5: She literally emailed the show saying I would like to

897
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 5: see Richie again.

898
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: It was direct.

899
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 5: We read between the lines on that one a little bit,

900
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 5: but we figured out she wants another date.

901
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 13: I'm just like totally confuse right now. I mean, I

902
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 13: thought that we had a really good time, but I

903
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 13: don't understand, like I didn't hear anything from her, so

904
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 13: I just thought she didn't like me, so I kind

905
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 13: of moved off.

906
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: Wait wait, she said she tried to get hold of you.

907
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: I thought, did she tell us that or did she

908
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: not tell us that?

909
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 5: I don't know if I asked that question. That was

910
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 5: too busy trying to figure out her name.

911
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, I don't know how she had to contact me, Like,

912
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 13: I don't know we got a call from her or

913
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 13: a text or anything after the day.

914
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: Wait, wow, did you text or call her though, Richie?

915
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: I mean maybe she's one of those girls that was

916
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: just doesn't want to be too forward.

917
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 13: No, I mean usually a girl at least, I mean,

918
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 13: even though we live in the same building. Sure, at

919
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 13: least say, hey, I got home safe. It was nice

920
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 13: to night, you know something, Just so you know she

921
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 13: got into it doing nothing.

922
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 5: Or even like a thank you for dinner and paying

923
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 5: for everything.

924
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 3: Be nice and ask if she got home safe?

925
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: Do you guys say, live in the same building.

926
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: Try a little harder.

927
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 4: I've been stuck in the elevator for a week.

928
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 5: It happens, so it does not happen.

929
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: So wait, so you liked her, she liked you, and

930
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: neither of you have texted or called each other.

931
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 13: I guess weird.

932
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, that seems that seems easy.

933
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 5: It does seem easy because you're in luck, Richie. Amanda

934
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 5: is actually on the other line right now wanting to

935
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 5: tell you how much she likes you and wants to

936
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 5: see you again.

937
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 18: Amanda, Hey, Richie, Hey, oh, this is so strange to

938
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 18: me right now.

939
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 13: I'm totally taken away.

940
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 11: Well, it's kind of interest your your perspective on this,

941
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 11: because I thought that you didn't like me.

942
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 13: I mean, for her relief and kind of funny, but

943
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 13: we wasted a lot of time.

944
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 11: I guess, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I guess

945
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 11: I was expecting you to be like as a bit

946
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 11: of a communicator as you talked about and like how

947
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 11: that was important, and then I was kind of confused after.

948
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 5: I mean, it's just funny, like you guys seem like

949
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 5: you're both interested in each other so and you just

950
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 5: didn't realize that it was going on. You were both

951
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 5: too shy to say it.

952
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 13: Well, it was from what she just said that she

953
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 13: thinks I'm a pretty bad communicator.

954
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: Seems like you both are, like we both liked each other,

955
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: and neither one of you reached out.

956
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 5: That's not what you're saying, right, Amanda. I mean kind

957
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 5: of well, you didn't you didn't communicate with him.

958
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 11: Well, I mean I did. I was pretty clear that

959
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 11: I was waiting to hear from him first, and I

960
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 11: kind of liked the guy taking the initiative first.

961
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 7: I don't know.

962
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 11: I guess I couldn't expect so much from okay person?

963
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: What what?

964
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 7: Whoa?

965
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 4: Where did that come from?

966
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 13: So now I'm a liar and a bad person each

967
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 13: other like cats right.

968
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: In our I don't think you can take that one back.

969
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought when you were talking to us earlier,

970
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: you said you had you get a cute cat named Joe.

971
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

972
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 11: Sure, But I'm just you know, I'm sorry. I didn't

973
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 11: think that, Bettie. I didn't think you were going to

974
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 11: be so sensitive, So I'm sorry to bring that up.

975
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 4: Now he's sensitive.

976
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 13: I guess being sensitive is better than being a total

977
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 13: jerk to the waiter.

978
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: So what happened with the waiter.

979
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 5: Coming out?

980
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: I know she said she.

981
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 11: Asked him, Yeah, what are you trying to say?

982
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 7: Okay?

983
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 13: So when he tried to take your plate the other night,

984
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 13: you said, in like a harsh tone, you know, I'm

985
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 13: not done right, Like that's the anarchy as you can

986
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 13: get a little.

987
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 11: I feel like I was pretty polite I wasn't done,

988
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 11: so I just let the waiter know, but it was.

989
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 4: Probably the tone.

990
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 5: Yeah are we are we forgetting that you guys both

991
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 5: really liked each other like two minutes ago.

992
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 13: I'm just big on like manners and just etiquette and

993
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 13: there's a polite way to do things, and she just

994
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 13: did not observe that.

995
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 5: Are you sure you're not just being defensive right now

996
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 5: because she called you a pathetic, overlease sensitive cat person.

997
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: She didn't say pathetic.

998
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Well I'm just reading between the lines. We

999
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 5: all know what she meant. The words were there, they

1000
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 5: were just unspoken.

1001
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 11: So you're saying that I'm not polite because I offered

1002
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 11: to pay for half of the meal.

1003
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 7: I mean masculating.

1004
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 18: You got to know that, rightsculated, that's emasculating, Like I'm

1005
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 18: a dude on the first date. What kind of dude

1006
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 18: doesn't pay for the first date?

1007
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry. In Amanda's defense, you did order taco bell,

1008
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 5: so maybe she just didn't think you had the budget

1009
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 5: for it.

1010
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: Inda's defense, it's a polite thing to do.

1011
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, says money bags Brook over there.

1012
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,439
Speaker 1: It's nice to offer, you know, even if you don't

1013
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: do it at least you know that you have someone

1014
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: who is more of a partner and not someone who

1015
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: just wants free stuff.

1016
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 5: Is it rude, like assuming that he can't afford it

1017
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 5: on his own.

1018
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: That's not what she was assuming at all.

1019
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 5: This is going to come as a news Flashbrook, but

1020
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,760
Speaker 5: not everybody in the world agrees with you on everything.

1021
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 1: Oh that's gonna hit all of a sudden.

1022
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 5: And now are we fighting with each other?

1023
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 4: Because I liked you.

1024
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 5: Before this call started? What's going on?

1025
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 2: Guy?

1026
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: Is that?

1027
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 18: What?

1028
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 5: How dared you? And I don't even know? How do

1029
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 5: you disrespect cats? There's nothing wrong with having cats, Brooke, Well.

1030
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,720
Speaker 1: Here's where the show.

1031
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: You know what.

1032
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 5: Next time you buy me lunched work, I'm going to

1033
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 5: offer to pay for half of it. How do you

1034
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 5: like that? Yeah, I'm stop.

1035
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: Stop.

1036
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 4: Maybe he got the meal ordered.

1037
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 5: Right one time instead of getting me a burrito bowl.

1038
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 4: I don't like torchy is around my burritos.

1039
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 5: Brook, listen to me in a while.

1040
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: You didn't need the car.

1041
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 4: Chie And are you still on the phone? Come on,

1042
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 4: Richie A Manda, were doing this or not?

1043
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 5: We send you on a second date. We're gonna pay

1044
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 5: for it, and Brook's gonna offer to pay for half,

1045
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 5: whether you.

1046
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 8: Like it or not.

1047
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 6: Look, yeah, okay, well, and like I thought it was,

1048
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 6: you go out of your way to try and help

1049
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 6: your listeners one time, and this is how you get

1050
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 6: treated going off.

1051
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,439
Speaker 5: When you offer to pay for their dates, yelled at them.

1052
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: I think it'slating. Yeah, I'm used to it, all right.

1053
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 4: Well, sorry Amanda and Richie.

1054
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, I kind of got out of hand there, you know,

1055
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 11: Okay from.

1056
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 5: You, that's offensive to people that don't have hands.

1057
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1058
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 5: All right, we've calmed down a little bit. And sometimes

1059
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I wonder why our listeners keep asking

1060
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 5: for our help. Honestly, they keep on asking us to

1061
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 5: help them. You know what's gonna happen.

1062
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: Even therapists have their own issues, right, they have to

1063
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: work through.

1064
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 5: Usually not in front of the client.

1065
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: But you get paid as a therapist. We don't.

1066
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 5: Us on the show get paid more than others, and

1067
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 5: it's a little bit unfair.

1068
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: But pay gap, all right, no thing.

1069
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 5: We'll admit it got out of hand, but I do

1070
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 5: want everybody to know. Once we got off the air,

1071
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 5: I graciously offered to give both of them restaurant gift cards,

1072
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 5: even if they didn't want to go out with each other.

1073
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 5: Just for the trouble, Brook, what did you offer them?

1074
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 4: You guys like scared them?

1075
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: I offer them that first?

1076
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 5: Oh did you anyway? I don't know why you'd want to,

1077
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 5: But if you ever want us to help you with

1078
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 5: your love life, you can always email the show and maybe.

1079
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: Maybe you end up helping us out in the end.

1080
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go. Actually, maybe we should call another

1081
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 5: show to help with our issues. That's good, that's a

1082
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 5: good idea. Anyway, you can always find the Second Aid

1083
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 5: updates on our Brook and Jeffrey YouTube. Go check it out. Subscribe. Uh,

1084
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 5: that's it. That's that's the end.

1085
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1086
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 5: They say honesty is the best policy.

1087
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that.

1088
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 5: It might be true when you're dealing with adults, okay,

1089
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 5: but when you're talking to little kids, sometimes you have

1090
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 5: to fib and lie a little bit to protect them

1091
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 5: from the cold, hard truths of the worlds. You know,

1092
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 5: they can't handle that level of honesty when they're that young.

1093
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: I can't handle it as an adult, So I.

1094
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 5: Get it, and that's why I did not want to

1095
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 5: have to say this today. But Jose, what I need

1096
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 5: you to look me in the eyes right now, and

1097
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 5: you know you and I have been friends for a

1098
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 5: very long time. Absolutely, that's why they asked me to

1099
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 5: deliver this news to you. Jose, you're adopted.

1100
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: What I mean? My mom is white.

1101
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 5: And your real father is OJ Simpson, whoa.

1102
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 4: Process.

1103
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it is hard because aren't you a junior too,

1104
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: or you know.

1105
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a murderer.

1106
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,439
Speaker 5: I think, why do you think you can't speak Spanish? Yeah,

1107
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 5: that's why do you think you love wearing gloves so much?

1108
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 4: I do?

1109
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: I just oh my god, damn, they are black leather.

1110
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 3: They are scary.

1111
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: They're not scary, they are scary, And they say perfectly, you.

1112
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 5: Have to find the right time to deliver the truth

1113
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 5: to people.

1114
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 4: My name is Orenthal.

1115
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: The J actually stands for Jose.

1116
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 5: No Dad, I'm going to be in.

1117
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 4: So much trouble when he finds me.

1118
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 5: Anyway. I bring this up because there's a viral trend

1119
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 5: on TikTok now where people are sharing the biggest lies

1120
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 5: their parents ever told them as a kid. And I

1121
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 5: cannot wait to play the audio of the Harry Potter one. Yeah,

1122
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 5: you have to hear it. We'll do it right after this.

1123
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and parents have

1124
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 5: to be good. That's so many different things. Multitasking, hiding

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Speaker 5: vegetables in.

1126
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Speaker 1: Food, Oh my god, those little suckers, they always find.

1127
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 5: Them figuring out where's that smell coming from?

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, don't blindly put your fingers places that.

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00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 5: God, But the number one thing they need to be

1130
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 5: the best at if they want to be considered a

1131
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 5: good mom or dad is lying. Why do you think

1132
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 5: Brook is such a good because she's a master mainipulator, Yanks.

1133
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 5: And it's true, most of parenting is just creative lying,

1134
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 5: because frankly, that's the easiest way to get your children

1135
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 5: to actually do what you need them to do. Like,

1136
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 5: for example, if you need your four year old to

1137
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 5: eat their broccoli, do you really think they'll listen to

1138
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 5: you if you're like, come on, it's really healthy. It

1139
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 5: has vitamins and minerals in it. No, you have to

1140
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 5: tell them it's a tiny magic tree and Rubble from

1141
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 5: Paw Patrol wants you to eat it so you can

1142
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,479
Speaker 5: join his team and help him defeat the kitten Cantastra crew.

1143
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. That would work on me a suddenly

1144
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: eating the vegetables.

1145
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 5: You see, you're lying for their own good. Yeah, but

1146
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 5: sometimes the power can go to a parent's head and

1147
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: they'll take a lie a little bit too far, which

1148
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 5: is why one woman is going viral today. On TikTok,

1149
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 5: she revealed the biggest lie her parents ever told her,

1150
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 5: and it all started when she was a little girl

1151
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:30,959
Speaker 5: and her cat went missing. Oh no, here is what

1152
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 5: their parents told her.

1153
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 15: When I was young, I lived at my grandpa's house

1154
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 15: with my mom, and I had a cat named Inky,

1155
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 15: and one day I had no idea where she went,

1156
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 15: so I asked my mom, and my mom told me

1157
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 15: that Inky got on an airplane with my godmother, Colleen,

1158
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 15: and all she ever wanted was to become an actress.

1159
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 15: So she went to La and like she went to

1160
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 15: go like be a movie star, and I just like

1161
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 15: was like okay, yeah, sure. And then like a year later,

1162
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 15: the movie Cats and Dogs came out and there was

1163
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 15: a cat that just like Inky, and I was like,

1164
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 15: oh my gosh, I said she made it.

1165
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 5: And I told.

1166
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 15: Everyone for like years and years and years, and it

1167
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 15: wasn't until eighth grade Thanksgiving. I was like, hey, Papa,

1168
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 15: remember when like Inky like moved to La and she Diedredible,

1169
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 15: I really wish Kats.

1170
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 5: Have just decided to move and someday and she was

1171
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 5: practicing her little cat monologue in the mirror for years

1172
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 5: and then finally packed up and made it in La and.

1173
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: After that's so creative.

1174
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 5: After that clip went viral, thousands of others joined in

1175
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 5: and started sharing the biggest lives their parents ever told them.

1176
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 5: And one of the more popular videos that's from a

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00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 5: guy named Andrew whose parents told him a lie in

1178
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 5: elementary school. Oh my god, let's listen.

1179
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 10: When I was a kid and I first like watched

1180
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 10: and saw the Harry Potter, I asked my parents if

1181
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 10: Hogwarts was real place, and they said yes, and when

1182
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 10: you're eleven, you will get to know if you get

1183
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,439
Speaker 10: hot in or not. Now, my eleventh birthday, I got

1184
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 10: a letter from Hogwarts that I'm pretty sure my parents wrote,

1185
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 10: saying that I had gotten in to Hogwarts. And then

1186
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 10: my parents honestly let me buy an owl. And then

1187
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 10: two months later they said, oh right, sorry, we were

1188
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 10: kidding about the whole wizard thing. So then I was

1189
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 10: just stuck with Buckley the owl.

1190
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 4: Whoa, Now that is awful.

1191
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 5: I gotta say that you're eleven, you're still you think

1192
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 5: that he should have known better.

1193
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1194
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: I think even the parents were like, oh haha, like

1195
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: here we'll deliver this letter, thinking our kid is old

1196
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: enough to realize what fiction is.

1197
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 3: At least he didn't try to go through the wall.

1198
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 5: Right, I mean, how far you're right? How far did

1199
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 5: they take? The first they buy the owl and he

1200
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 5: doesn't get it. Then they get him playing ticket to English.

1201
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 5: He still doesn't get it.

1202
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 4: He'd be like, why can't I just use my broomstick?

1203
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 5: You just tuning in. We're talking about a viral trend

1204
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 5: on TikTok right now where people are sharing the biggest

1205
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 5: lies their parents ever told them as a kid, Any

1206
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 5: of you guys have any big lies?

1207
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: The little ones like my my parents told me if

1208
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: I ate standing up, my feet would get big, because

1209
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: I often like to stand at the table and stead

1210
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: I sit down for dinner. One common or like the

1211
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: crust on your bread makes your hair grow long?

1212
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 3: No, oh, if you eat carrots it helps your vision?

1213
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 1: Actually, I think that helps. Yeah, that's keroteene.

1214
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just looking down it Brooks enormous feet.

1215
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1216
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: But the worst one my parents told me is I

1217
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: got a rabbit and I had it for like two days,

1218
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: and then it was gone. And in that two day

1219
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: time it had escaped and gone over to the neighbor's

1220
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: yard that had really long grass, I mean, like up

1221
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: to your waist grass out for a rabbit. And the

1222
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: neighbors moved simultaneously at the same time, and my parents

1223
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, the rabbit was happier over there, so

1224
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: we gave it to the neighbors. And I'm like, weird,

1225
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: those neighbors just have long grass wherever they live. Well, okay,

1226
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 1: I found out my dog snapped its neck.

1227
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 4: Oh oh god.

1228
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 3: And they didn't tell me the truth till I was eighteen.

1229
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: No, it was terrible.

1230
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 5: It sounds like your parents rarely told you the truth,

1231
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 5: Like you lived in a world of lives.

1232
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 4: And we can see why. Look, she still can't handle it.

1233
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: We had a lot of dead pets.

1234
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 5: Okay, we're still talking about the viral trend on TikTok

1235
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 5: where people are sharing the biggest lies their parents ever

1236
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 5: told them as a kid. And finally the last one,

1237
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 5: a twenty something year old girl named Cass posted about

1238
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 5: something her dad told her about where she really came from.

1239
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 10: Oh, I feel like.

1240
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 19: I win this. So my parents are divorced, and I

1241
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 19: saw my dad every other weekend and he picked me

1242
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 19: up one day from my mom's and we're driving and

1243
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 19: I saw something in the ditch. I forgot it us

1244
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 19: and he was like, oh, that's where we found you.

1245
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 19: And I'm like what, and he's like, yeah, me and

1246
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 19: your mom were never married. We were just friends and

1247
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 19: we saw you in the ditch, and we decided that

1248
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 19: we should care for you. And he's like, don't say

1249
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,919
Speaker 19: anything to your mom about it, because she gets really

1250
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 19: upset when you bring it up. I did not say

1251
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 19: anything about this for four years until elementary school. My

1252
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 19: teacher needed a birth certificate for something and I look

1253
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 19: at my teacher and I say, I don't have a

1254
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,959
Speaker 19: birth certificate because my parents found me in the ditch.

1255
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 19: She calls my mom and she's like what. And my

1256
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 19: mom was literally so so angry at my dad. She

1257
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 19: literally couldn't believe it. But yeah, I mean I believed

1258
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 19: I was not on the ditch.

1259
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: Like what, it makes sense?

1260
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a ditch baby.

1261
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: Where do babies come from?

1262
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,439
Speaker 5: What's the biggest lie your parents ever told you when

1263
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 5: you were a little kid. I can't wait to.

1264
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 2: Hear these brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1265
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 5: Well look out, because we got a first time player

1266
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 5: on the line, Lisa from Renton, who works as an

1267
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 5: account's receivable manager for a trucking company. Lisa, let's hear

1268
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 5: you blow that horn.

1269
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: Right, Jake breaks and city limits.

1270
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 4: Please.

1271
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 5: I won't tell Lisa how you doing today.

1272
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 11: I am doing wonderful. Thank you for having me.

1273
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: Man, what an intro, Lisa. I think it's only downhill

1274
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: from here. I'm really sorry.

1275
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, put your safety break on when you're going downhills.

1276
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 5: Got a big truck, alright, that's what we need, all right,

1277
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 5: Brooks leaving the studio Lisa, and well that happens. You

1278
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 5: know how the game's played. He got thirty seconds answer

1279
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1280
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 5: you could say past. But you have to beat her

1281
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 5: outright to win? Are you ready? I am ready?

1282
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 8: Okay, here we go.

1283
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is Mint Julup Day. What

1284
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 5: kind of alcohol goes in a julyup rum? Gin or bourbon?

1285
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 7: Uh? Run?

1286
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 5: The soundtrack to which Disney movie has several songs by

1287
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 5: Elvis Presley. Oh, what's South American country? Are the Galapagos

1288
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 5: Islands in?

1289
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, I'm.

1290
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 5: What's the name of SpongeBob's boss?

1291
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: Oh? Uh uh, I can't remember that.

1292
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 4: One.

1293
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 9: Oh no, it is so.

1294
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 11: Much harder on the radio then it is plain without.

1295
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 7: On the radio.

1296
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 5: But it's okay. We'll see how Brooke does here.

1297
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 4: First.

1298
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 5: Well, actually, now I'm looking at the screener and it

1299
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 5: says we asked Lisa about an interesting fact for herself.

1300
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 5: She couldn't come up with one. We asked her if

1301
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 5: she had the craziest moment in her life. That was

1302
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 5: a no. We asked if her she has any vacations

1303
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 5: coming up. She says zero, but hoping to go literally anywhere. Okay,

1304
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 5: And here's one that she did answer. Her favorite phone

1305
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 5: half character is anything that Brooke does.

1306
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: Marla's a real love hate situation for people. Yeah, you

1307
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: either absolutely adore, just mostly hate.

1308
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 5: Yeah. For the record, Brook, All right, Brook, it's your turn?

1309
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1310
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: Ready?

1311
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 5: Your time starts now? Today is Mint Julip Day. What

1312
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 5: kind of alcohol goes in a julip? Is it rum

1313
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 5: gin or bourbon gin? The soundtrack to which Disney movie

1314
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 5: has several songs by Elvis Presley.

1315
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley.

1316
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 5: Past, What South American country are the Galapagos Islands in?

1317
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh gosh?

1318
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 7: Is that in.

1319
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: Argentina?

1320
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 5: What is the name of SpongeBob's boss pass Patrick? What

1321
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 5: famous female appeared on the nineteen ninety nine US dollar coin.

1322
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 2: In?

1323
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 5: Uh?

1324
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: Julia?

1325
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 4: All right, I'm a little.

1326
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 5: Bit scared to even do this, but let's tentatively go

1327
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 5: over to the scoreboard to see how you both did

1328
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 5: with Jose check the pennies?

1329
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 4: You play that again? What did that say, check your pennies?

1330
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 4: It did say check your pants into pennies.

1331
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 5: But Lisa, uh, you got zero.

1332
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: I think.

1333
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 5: It was a rough go for the both because Brook

1334
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 5: also zero.

1335
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: That's only ever happened, I think once before a long

1336
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: time since we've had double goose eggs.

1337
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 5: But let's go over the answers for everybody.

1338
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: And Elvis Presley I am so.

1339
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 5: Once you hear it, I think they go it's mint

1340
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 5: Julup day. The alcohol that goes into jewlip is bourbon.

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Speaker 4: Interesting.

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Speaker 5: The Disney movie that has several songs by Elvis Presley

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Speaker 5: is Leelo and Stitch.

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Speaker 4: Remember even he dresses up as I've.

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Speaker 1: Never seen it all that. Yeah, I never seen Stitch.

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Speaker 1: It was I missed it. It was in that period

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Speaker 1: of my life where I didn't have kids around me

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Speaker 1: and I didn't care.

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Speaker 4: To show the kids that movie. Yeah, i'll watch together.

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Speaker 5: Galapagos Islands located in Ecuador. SpongeBob's boss is Did you

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Speaker 5: do you have it? Lisa?

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Speaker 11: Oh, it's mister.

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Speaker 5: Mister the famous female that appeared on the nineteen ninety

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Speaker 5: nine US dollar coin. That must have happened in another

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Speaker 5: time when Brooke didn't care because it was Susan B. Anthony.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my favorite feminist didn't know.

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Speaker 5: Oh, man, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know either.

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Speaker 5: It was a sad day for wind Brooks Bucks because

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Speaker 5: we can't give you any money, Lisa, unfortunately, But.

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Speaker 1: Then you should have gotten money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you deserved it today just for being here, we're

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Speaker 5: gonna throw you some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

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Speaker 13: Okay, my goodness, you guys are so awesome.

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Speaker 18: I love you.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for being on with us. Come back and play

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Speaker 5: again soon. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning