Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of
Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the a everywhere
Speaker 1: as it's the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny
Speaker 1: G Radio back in the podcast Ojo. Because four hours
Speaker 1: a night not enough for me. Four hours during the
Speaker 1: day or three hours during the day not enough for
Speaker 1: Danny G. And eight days a week, eight days a week.
Speaker 1: We've got you covered here, Danny with audio content. I'm
Speaker 1: not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to add
Speaker 1: up well. Before and after that show, that's eight hours
Speaker 1: for me, and then six hours on Saturday and then
Speaker 1: post production on Sunday morning. But we never have enough work.
Speaker 1: Though now these are first world problems. It certainly beats
Speaker 1: having a real job, so we appreciate that Saturday. Well.
Speaker 1: If you if you're new to the podcast, welcome, Where
Speaker 1: have you been? Tell a friend and we would like
Speaker 1: to recommend giving the gift of the podcast a wonderful
Speaker 1: stocking stuffer this time of the year. Can you think
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything that that children and uh
Speaker 1: and grown ups everyone would would would rather have than
Speaker 1: a link to this podcast. The only thing better would
Speaker 1: be a free sample from Costco. Yeah, well that's that's
Speaker 1: a given, alright. So here on this podcast we've got
Speaker 1: authenticated is that a COVID test, tales from the Naked
Speaker 1: Itty and pop goes the culture, and we might have
Speaker 1: time for Backstratcher as well, So we got a lot
Speaker 1: to get. All right, we're gonna go rapid fire, Danny,
Speaker 1: do you understand it's gonna be This gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1: Sauce is what it's gonna be, because we're gonna go
Speaker 1: back and forth and it's gonna overwhelm you on the
Speaker 1: Life of Mallard and the Life of Danny g Radio.
Speaker 1: It's gonna flow like ranch at a pizza joint, and
Speaker 1: that's disgusted. The right to the toilet is what it alright. So,
Speaker 1: as you know, if you have followed me on the
Speaker 1: social networks on Facebook or the Graham last week I
Speaker 1: missed the radio show this is two weeks ago. Now,
Speaker 1: I missed a Thursday show because I was on assignment
Speaker 1: at the North Pole. Danny m a very special time.
Speaker 1: It is the one day of the year that I
Speaker 1: get out of my shell and I get to do
Speaker 1: what is one of the coolest things you can possibly do.
Speaker 1: A highly recommend this if you have connections playing a
Speaker 1: mascot the man, enjoy me. Wonderful. Wonderful. Now for those
Speaker 1: that are new, my wife where she works, the city
Speaker 1: she works in, she's a dispatcher, and the city every
Speaker 1: year they do this thing when they go around. They
Speaker 1: put Santa Claus on back of a fire truck and
Speaker 1: they have a parade, and they drive around every single
Speaker 1: street in the city, all of them. It's not a
Speaker 1: small city, big city. They drive around and and people
Speaker 1: come out of their houses to see Santa Claus. And
Speaker 1: I've been very fortunate and honored to have this opportunity
Speaker 1: for several years. And this past week, I guess it's
Speaker 1: ten days ago now, whatever it was, I had the
Speaker 1: chance to to play Santa Claus and it was it
Speaker 1: was quite the day. Got up a little groggy, got
Speaker 1: a little groggy. Danny traveled and rush hour traffic, something
Speaker 1: I don't normally spend time in because I usually only
Speaker 1: drive when it's off hours. So spent hour in traffic.
Speaker 1: Then I ended up going to a public bathroom, and
Speaker 1: I SENTI public bathroom. I had to get dressed, so
Speaker 1: I had to go out of my I was like Superman,
Speaker 1: except I'm Santa Man. I had I had to go
Speaker 1: for my citys and I had to put on the
Speaker 1: whole Santa costume and all that stuff. So I got
Speaker 1: dressed in a public bathroom and I Santa suit, head
Speaker 1: to toe, the whole outfit. So I said, did that,
Speaker 1: and then I come out as Santa Claus. I walk out.
Speaker 1: I've come out of the closet as Santa Claus or
Speaker 1: the bathroom, excuse me. And then I at that point
Speaker 1: there's a photo op with Santa Danny, so I'm now Santa.
Speaker 1: So then I have to and I don't really don't
Speaker 1: have to smile because nobody can see my face because
Speaker 1: they got a beard. So I perfect exactly. So I
Speaker 1: take photos these really cute kids, Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: one of the one little girl. She brought me a
Speaker 1: cookie that she had gotten from a bakery for Santa.
Speaker 1: And since I was playing Santa. I got to eat
Speaker 1: the cookie later. It was great. You should have chucked
Speaker 1: it like a rock, you know, Danny exactly the look
Speaker 1: on her baby. Yeah, as as you know, being a
Speaker 1: talk shows, I'm an asshole, But I mean my heart
Speaker 1: was just swelling, man, I was. I was just a
Speaker 1: ball of emotion, a glass case of emotion. Here. It was.
Speaker 1: It was seeing these little kids and how excited they were, Like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if only these kids know what's
Speaker 1: in store from the rest of their lives. But enjoy
Speaker 1: it while you can. Kids, you munchkins, all right, because
Speaker 1: it's gonna get a lot harder to get older. But
Speaker 1: but anyway, it was. It was cool and you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of the kids were smiling somewhere nervous. I
Speaker 1: mentioned the little girl brought the cookie, and and so
Speaker 1: it was cool. And it was surrounded by the you know,
Speaker 1: hard working the police officers, the firefighter, very cool people.
Speaker 1: I've I've become friends with, casual friends with them over
Speaker 1: the years, some of the people that worked there with
Speaker 1: my wife, and so that was great schmoozing with them.
Speaker 1: And then right around five o'clock I climbed up to
Speaker 1: the very top of the fire truck, crawled on the
Speaker 1: roof of the fire truck. I'm very happy I made
Speaker 1: it up. I was concerned anyone. Remember my knee went out,
Speaker 1: and my knee was out for like a month. I
Speaker 1: would not have been able to do this if my
Speaker 1: knee was still jacked up and I was still mangle.
Speaker 1: So I was able to climb up the fire truck,
Speaker 1: crawl across the truck, sit in the chair, and gave
Speaker 1: the thumbs up. More on that in a minute. And
Speaker 1: what did you do for padding, because you're you're a
Speaker 1: little bit too skinny to be Santa. Well, I had
Speaker 1: like four layers of clothes on. So yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was prepared for the inclement weather. No, no, it
Speaker 1: was California, cold California. Uh so, So we set off
Speaker 1: on the parade, the Santa Parade Police Escort Dame Batch
Speaker 1: Ah so good. So the way this parade works, You've
Speaker 1: got two lead vehicles with Christmas lights. You've got Santa
Speaker 1: Slay because why not the Santa Parade. So in total,
Speaker 1: there's six cars in the parade. I'm on the fire truck.
Speaker 1: You've got two lead vehicles, the sleigh, the fire truck.
Speaker 1: Then there's two police escorts that are clearing the intersections
Speaker 1: that are going and clearing the intersections that we're going through.
Speaker 1: So Santa you know, I'm much too important to Santa
Speaker 1: Claus Danny to have to sit at a red light
Speaker 1: taxpayers dollars exactly. Well, this is this is a better
Speaker 1: use than than building a stadium. So but anyway, so
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. It's really cool. As the night went on,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this about four and a half hours on
Speaker 1: the back of a fire truck, and it got colder
Speaker 1: and colder. And this city is kind of in the foothill,
Speaker 1: was in the mountains, and so depending on what part
Speaker 1: of the city we were going through, it got down
Speaker 1: into the high thirties. And for most people, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're listening in Minnesota or or New Hampshire, Connecticut,
Speaker 1: or somewhere like that, you're like, what what do you
Speaker 1: you A wors But in California, when you're used to
Speaker 1: temperatures in the seventies and it gets down to the thirties,
Speaker 1: you're like oh. And then when you're outside, you know, anyway, um,
Speaker 1: but some of the highlights real quick because I'm going
Speaker 1: along here, I keep going It's all about the kids.
Speaker 1: It's all about that. I'm playing the kid card from
Speaker 1: the bottom of the deck here, Danny. But these kids
Speaker 1: who were so hell bent on getting my attention as Santa,
Speaker 1: and one of the kids stood out. Now, there were
Speaker 1: so many cute kids, but one of them stood out.
Speaker 1: And I will probably remember this kid until I check
Speaker 1: out of this mortal coil. Kid was around seven or eight,
Speaker 1: little typical, cute, little munchkin kids. Comes running out of
Speaker 1: this apartment. You can see his mom in the background.
Speaker 1: This is what I see, right, he is his mom
Speaker 1: in the background. Kid comes running out of Hi tailing
Speaker 1: it like he's running a race. He then gets to
Speaker 1: the sidewalk and starts I Santa and starts running down
Speaker 1: I want for Christmas. I've been good. I want and
Speaker 1: he starts naming all these video games. He was hilarious
Speaker 1: that he had memorized his entire Santa wish list and
Speaker 1: he was like speed reading this little kid. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was so funny, and I was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: I was laughing, and unfortunately I had the beard on
Speaker 1: so nobody could see it. And it was hilarious. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is out of like a like a
Speaker 1: movie or something. It can't be real. And I was like,
Speaker 1: it really happened, and and who's he expected me, being
Speaker 1: Santa to pass that onto the elves and then they'd
Speaker 1: make all the toys. And then it was so innocent
Speaker 1: and sweet and wholesome, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I I should not enjoy this that much. But but
Speaker 1: that was great, But that was not the moment that
Speaker 1: I I got authenticated Danny as Santa Claus so real quick.
Speaker 1: We drove by, if I remember correctly, it was a
Speaker 1: Roman Catholic church facility. And as we are driving by
Speaker 1: the church, you know, as a Jewish man, I respect
Speaker 1: all face. But we're driving by the Roman Catholic church
Speaker 1: and this conga line of nuns come walking out of
Speaker 1: the church in full the full decked out in the
Speaker 1: traditional nun costume, you know, the black veilor yeah, looking
Speaker 1: like a whole bunch of WHOOPI goldbergs. Yeah, the white
Speaker 1: I think guess it's a white head dress with the
Speaker 1: black veil. I don't know, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: describe that, but maybe eight to ten of them and
Speaker 1: they're waving and saying hi and smiling as we go
Speaker 1: by unfortunately not Uh, but that was really cool. That
Speaker 1: was that was like, this is this is also out
Speaker 1: of like a movie and you know, comedy movie from
Speaker 1: the eighties of the nineties, yere and and people have said,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? You're an introvert. I am an introvert.
Speaker 1: But this is the perfect thing, Danny for an introvert
Speaker 1: because I'm away from everyone. I'm on a fire truck.
Speaker 1: I am above everyone else, like I've got a higher power.
Speaker 1: But I'm covered in a beard. You can't see my face,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm just doing my thing. La la la
Speaker 1: la la la la la la, you know. And uh,
Speaker 1: it was good. But that was the moment I got
Speaker 1: authenticated as a legitimate Santa Claus. When the nuns are
Speaker 1: dancing and waving and doing their nune things. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was it. That was I got. I got authenticated.
Speaker 1: And I did not see any COVID test though, Danny,
Speaker 1: I did not throughout the process. I did not see
Speaker 1: anyway throw a COVID test in my direction. And not
Speaker 1: to be a Christmas downer here, Ben, but that little
Speaker 1: kid from the apartment, unless his mom can truly deliver,
Speaker 1: he's gonna run out of that same apartment next year
Speaker 1: and flip you the bird. Yeah that is true, right,
Speaker 1: you're not real Sad yelled off everything last year. He
Speaker 1: unless you're you're an asshole. You Yeah. So this COVID
Speaker 1: test story, um, I've only talked about it once and
Speaker 1: it was on Coveno and Rich on Friday afternoon. So
Speaker 1: this definitely is an exclusive right here. All right? All right?
Speaker 1: So uh how can I start? How can I say it?
Speaker 1: Let's see, so it was weeks ago now, but we
Speaker 1: were in Maui. Yeah, what do you think that we
Speaker 1: could have possibly brought back from the islands. Uh, well
Speaker 1: they have flown back. They check your bags for fruit,
Speaker 1: ye like that right, because you're not supposed to bring
Speaker 1: fruit there or back. I believe they have certain rules
Speaker 1: like that. Um what what did you what do you
Speaker 1: bring back? Well, it's funny. So I did a family
Speaker 1: group chat and I showed what they called the COVID test. Okay,
Speaker 1: and you know it's the test strip, right, there's lots
Speaker 1: of different looking COVID tests. We got a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of free ones at the Super Bowl last year. I remember, remember, absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used one of those two. Um, so my mom,
Speaker 1: she's like, oh no, I'm so sorry. You guys brought
Speaker 1: COVID back my dad same thing. Holy sh it, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, buddy, you got COVID. My older brother Ben
Speaker 1: was the only one with keen eyesight. It was not
Speaker 1: a COVID strip. What was a pregnancy test? What my
Speaker 1: chick got pregnant in Hawaii? WHOA, oh wow, yeah, are
Speaker 1: you sure? But that what Danny not wasting any time?
Speaker 1: Danny g life comes at you fast bend Wow, check man?
Speaker 1: Do we need to have a take you out for
Speaker 1: a party or something here? Wow, that's why let's go, man,
Speaker 1: Let's get her hammered on some bourbon. WHOA, you can't
Speaker 1: drink anymore? So that's gonna that's gonna affect our trip
Speaker 1: to Vegas on Sunday because she's like, oh man, I
Speaker 1: can't drink, Like, well you can, but yeah you don't
Speaker 1: want to but yeah yeah. So she's got that mother
Speaker 1: Nature tracker app like the cycle app on her phone
Speaker 1: like a lot of girls do. So she backtracked it.
Speaker 1: Sure enough. This happened while we were there on the island.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna name the baby Kawaii or Maui or
Speaker 1: it's truly a honeymoon baby. The only I can't even
Speaker 1: think of a name right now because the only words
Speaker 1: going through my mind are holy shit. Wow. Now it's
Speaker 1: getting see boy, you talking about life coming at you
Speaker 1: fast there, Danny Boy, that escalated. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't really get to say the word wife too much.
Speaker 1: Now I have to say my pregnant wife, wow, which
Speaker 1: is really weird. That's wonderful, man. I congratulations, damn happy man, Daddy,
Speaker 1: Danny G. The daddy Man. To celebrate, I went to
Speaker 1: the Radar Image store in Universal City, Okay. I ran
Speaker 1: inside and I wanted to see what baby stuff they had.
Speaker 1: I brought home some raider pacifiers for her. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go there, early jump, I'm gonna just get all
Speaker 1: kinds of raider baby stuff. Yes, you don't know, obviously,
Speaker 1: it's too early. Whether it's you know, it's gonna end
Speaker 1: up a boy or a girl, whatever, You have no idea.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say the top to name candidates for
Speaker 1: Danny G's baby, just off the top of my head are.
Speaker 1: Number two is Bo. Uh. Number one is Kobe. So
Speaker 1: I think, uh, either way, boy, that'll be Kobe or
Speaker 1: both and Bo will work. Right. You can do the
Speaker 1: b e a you uh you know that can go
Speaker 1: either way right by Well, yeah, I guess you like
Speaker 1: Bo Derek, you know, because you're you're referencing Bo Jackson. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be that or Marcus Allen or Marcus is
Speaker 1: that's right, Marcus is another one that's for or magic
Speaker 1: or yeah, the name a kid magic. But yeah, we
Speaker 1: were we were joking around the other day because I
Speaker 1: was looking at Hawaiian names. Yeah, I think that might
Speaker 1: be appropriate. And she's like, oh, when the kids in trouble,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like Maliky Lucky Lucky come over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah from that ceiling fan. Yeah, well you could also
Speaker 1: does she know what island the Dean was done in?
Speaker 1: Uh like yeah, Mallie, oh there you go. Well put
Speaker 1: Maui in there is the middle name at least, you know,
Speaker 1: yeah you know or yeah, well, well you were doing.
Speaker 1: Apparently that's what led to that believable congratulations to you
Speaker 1: and then the misses there. That's outstanding, So thank you.
Speaker 1: Wonderful situation and I got some powerful seed Ben. What
Speaker 1: can I say? Apparently you're just waiting all these years, Danny,
Speaker 1: until you know you you crossed the threshold. And then
Speaker 1: then first time I ever had sex, boom baby, you
Speaker 1: know you lost your virginity right there. I lost my virginity. Today,
Speaker 1: all these years, think of all that. What could have been? Danny?
Speaker 1: All right? So we've got The Naked City Never Sleeps,
Speaker 1: a classic of the gossip pages. Here tales from the
Speaker 1: Naked City where the names are omitted Danny to protect
Speaker 1: the guilty. So I'm gonna ask your opinion, as a
Speaker 1: like minded individual, and you're listening to this podcast, I
Speaker 1: have been debating in my head whether I'm an asshole
Speaker 1: or not for something I did last week at the
Speaker 1: Charge your Dolphin game. So I go out to these
Speaker 1: games and I try to put some photos up. People
Speaker 1: like that. For some reason, people like to look at
Speaker 1: me doing things I don't quite understand, but whatever. So
Speaker 1: I try to let people into my world and show
Speaker 1: them here's what I'm doing, whether I'm cooking or at
Speaker 1: a game, and here's some of the people that are
Speaker 1: important to me. So I'm at the Charge a Dolphin game,
Speaker 1: and again the names are admitted to protect the So
Speaker 1: I took a bunch of photos. Steve de Sager was there.
Speaker 1: I took a photo with him. I took a photo
Speaker 1: with my friend who does the the he's the green
Speaker 1: hat for the NFL at the Charger games. That means
Speaker 1: he's out there in the field telling the officials, you
Speaker 1: gotta stay on time out until we're back from commercial.
Speaker 1: He's the guy called the green hat. So he's a
Speaker 1: buddy of mine. I've known him. He's a breaking radio
Speaker 1: he's a real estate guy now, Scott, great guy. So
Speaker 1: there was somebody else, and again I will not name them,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to take a photo of this person.
Speaker 1: I've known this person for many years. You know this person, Danny,
Speaker 1: You're aware of this person. Uh, And so I approached
Speaker 1: them to take a photo. They were wearing a mask
Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, just can you just take that
Speaker 1: off for a second. I want to take a quick
Speaker 1: Quoto said no, I can't do it. I said, no,
Speaker 1: I just want to quit. I mean two seconds, quick photo, boom,
Speaker 1: put it back on. You know it's just me. I mean,
Speaker 1: you were the only two people here. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I'll take the photo with the mask. He's at this point,
Speaker 1: I'm at a fork in the road and I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm good. I said, I don't need the photo,
Speaker 1: I said, I. I said to me, I need to
Speaker 1: see your cheeks. I need that to me, that's a
Speaker 1: photo I and I think he was offended and he
Speaker 1: walked away. And I am I the Am I in
Speaker 1: the wrong on that? Danny? Am I the bad guy there?
Speaker 1: I don't get any to me. I look at people
Speaker 1: that wear masks and photographs and I think, why, what's
Speaker 1: the point? You don't get it? And I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: post it, So maybe somebody told me I should have
Speaker 1: taken it and just been polite and said okay and
Speaker 1: then not posted it. But it just really rubbed me
Speaker 1: the wrong way, like it's like, come, are you that paranoid?
Speaker 1: And I understand this person has some issues and I
Speaker 1: get it. I understand that, but are you that If
Speaker 1: you're that paranoid, you probably should not leave your house.
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to be the bad guy here.
Speaker 1: But the science is in and the mask doesn't do
Speaker 1: much of anything if it. I don't go down that
Speaker 1: road because people get all freaked out. They know it's
Speaker 1: up people when I bring that up and trying dying
Speaker 1: down to a four point seven. I don't want to
Speaker 1: cause pandemonium here. And uh, and and turbulence on the show.
Speaker 1: But I again, and maybe I am the ass and
Speaker 1: you can email me and say, hey, you're a schmuck.
Speaker 1: You should have taken the photo and all that, and
Speaker 1: and maybe that's you're not in the wrong here, thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean, Clay always used to call this cosmetic theater. Yeah,
Speaker 1: once the science came out about the mass not being effective,
Speaker 1: then what were we all doing? Yeah? They well they
Speaker 1: have That's that's the thing that people always trust the science.
Speaker 1: Here we go, we're going down that road, Danny, do
Speaker 1: we go here? All right, we might have to delete
Speaker 1: this podcast, but but no, people would always say, you know,
Speaker 1: the the arrogant response to people that were like the
Speaker 1: master's stupid, it was trust the science. Well, now the
Speaker 1: science is in that proves places that had no mask
Speaker 1: and places that had the mask. It's almost identical. That
Speaker 1: that is almost so we have the numbers to back
Speaker 1: it up. And yet people and I understand, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like the way humans are wired. There's two things
Speaker 1: in play here. Once people decide make it, make their opinion, know,
Speaker 1: they don't want to change their mind. People have decided
Speaker 1: that masks are the way to go, and they don't
Speaker 1: want to change their mind. Plus, it gives you a
Speaker 1: false sense of security, and a lot of people want that,
Speaker 1: and that to me is a big thing for a
Speaker 1: lot of people. And again, I don't I like this guy.
Speaker 1: He's been a friend again, you know him, Danny. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say his name year, but it just really
Speaker 1: it was a visceral reaction when he said no, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm I'm good. What do you think
Speaker 1: is going to happen the next time you bump into him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm guaranteed to bump into him, and I hope
Speaker 1: we just kind of pretend it didn't happen. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like an awkward situation for both of us because
Speaker 1: he's got his position and I've got my position. Awkward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's disappointing, and that's the way it goes, all right.
Speaker 1: We and I also ran into helmet Man. There are
Speaker 1: photos of helmet Man. I fell asleep. What a what
Speaker 1: a character helmet Man is. I love that guy. He's
Speaker 1: no matter what he's doing, he's always happy. You know,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a lot of money, he's kind of
Speaker 1: down on his luck, and he's the happiest guy on
Speaker 1: the really he he sees me, and it's like no
Speaker 1: time has passed, you know, it's like we're buddies. You know.
Speaker 1: I've known him for over twenty years. I run into
Speaker 1: him sporadically and and it's just hilarious. He told me
Speaker 1: some celebrity sighting stories that people he ran into and
Speaker 1: it's I forget off the top of my head here.
Speaker 1: And I do have his number, though he changes the
Speaker 1: number so I can get him. I can get a
Speaker 1: hold of him. We should have him calling the show.
Speaker 1: That's right on the live are yeah? Are we on
Speaker 1: the live there? I'm actually on the live air. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're on the utter chaos with that was hilarious when
Speaker 1: he's in the studio with the on air light flashing
Speaker 1: above his head. Are we on the live? One of
Speaker 1: the best drops of all time? Oh? That was that
Speaker 1: was outstanding. Now, speaking of drops, you if you asked
Speaker 1: for it, Danny, you're gonna get it. Is that correct, Danny?
Speaker 1: You asked for it, You're gonna get it. Because remember
Speaker 1: last week we debuted a new feature on the show,
Speaker 1: and you had said, hey, can we get a little
Speaker 1: bit of helping? Yeah, I mentioned the White Rap group
Speaker 1: third base, and and look what happened? Ohio aw Ye,
Speaker 1: take a listen to this poo alright, how I love
Speaker 1: that man? Ohio Wow, he is bow guarding the musical
Speaker 1: features on this here podcast. Thank you so much, the
Speaker 1: great Ohio awl. And we can even sound like a
Speaker 1: black dude when he wants to out day. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? It's so it's audio were there are
Speaker 1: no photos. We're all we're all the same here. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Right? So pop goes the culture
Speaker 1: and these are actual stories from the pop culture world
Speaker 1: that we did not get to. I did not get to.
Speaker 1: Maybe Danny got to some of these, but these are
Speaker 1: things that are somewhat intriguing that are in that realm.
Speaker 1: And one of the stories that popped up and pop
Speaker 1: goes the culture? How much Moolah did did he? Or
Speaker 1: is did he? I should say, allegedly dishing out to
Speaker 1: his brand new baby mama. Well, good news, Danny, you're married,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about the Well she
Speaker 1: has your baby mama, but you're you're in a legally
Speaker 1: binding marriage, so you don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 1: But do you see this? How much money per month?
Speaker 1: Did he is paying? No, what do you think put
Speaker 1: a dollar amount? You're about to learn the cost of
Speaker 1: diapers and all that crap. So I'm gonna say he
Speaker 1: lives like a lavish life. I'm gonna say two and
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars a month. All right, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Now, this baby mama is thirty two years old.
Speaker 1: She's said to be a quote, massage therapist, unquote. She's
Speaker 1: she's here in southern California where we're broadcasting from. All right,
Speaker 1: she also is a model. I love that massage therapist
Speaker 1: and model. Sounds like Deshaun Watson's getting a chubby right
Speaker 1: now thinking about that. But anyway, wasn't all right? Here's
Speaker 1: the deal, the dollar amount. The tabloids say that the
Speaker 1: number is three hundred thousand dollars a month. So you
Speaker 1: were not far off, Danny, and you did not go over.
Speaker 1: So you win the showcase showdown. Congratulations. Yes, you imagine
Speaker 1: having enough money to pay someone three thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Crazy, crazy crazy. Now, are
Speaker 1: you still working behind the scenes, Danny on the Animal Thunderdome?
Speaker 1: Are you still working on that? Yeah? It's funny you
Speaker 1: should ask Ben. On Thursday morning, I got an email
Speaker 1: from one of our bosses and he said that the
Speaker 1: legal department just finished licensing it. They're working on the
Speaker 1: new stream for it, and we will be ready to
Speaker 1: go on the air in January or the very beginning
Speaker 1: of February at the latest. Oh congratulations, thank you outstanding,
Speaker 1: And this will be a weekly podcast or what's the okay?
Speaker 1: Very nice and all the crazy animal stories, well, this
Speaker 1: is one that would have made the animal thunder Dome.
Speaker 1: And it's a dateline South Florida. And if you're a
Speaker 1: fan of the exotic animals, the fattest boa constrictor ever.
Speaker 1: I don't think a bowl constrictor is exotic, but the
Speaker 1: fattest Bola constrictor ever has been found in South Florida
Speaker 1: in a backyard, South Florida. And they they've said that
Speaker 1: Florida is home to forty four native species of snakes,
Speaker 1: six of them are venomous, and a lot of that
Speaker 1: in the Florida Everglades. This is down south in South Florida,
Speaker 1: and the fattest boa constrictor ever. There's video that has
Speaker 1: made its way around the internet. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you saw it, Danny or not. But this snake was
Speaker 1: found near Naples, which is actually right on the edge
Speaker 1: of the the Everglades. And you're you're wondering, how fat
Speaker 1: is the snake, Danny, That's what you're wondering. Yes, how fat?
Speaker 1: The albino Boa constrictor estimated to be nine point five
Speaker 1: ft long and weighing a frightening fifty two point six
Speaker 1: pounds of snakeage. And that is a plump snake. That's
Speaker 1: a plump pussy right there, right there, that is a
Speaker 1: that is a fat python. Kind of exploded. Man, oh man,
Speaker 1: that's pretty pretty crazy. Might want to go on a diet.
Speaker 1: What do you think that things eat? I think we
Speaker 1: know what. It's eating a lot whatever it's eating and
Speaker 1: seating a lot of stuff. Did you see the New
Speaker 1: York Post story about the hippo that swallowed a two
Speaker 1: year old boy? Oh no, that's unfortunate it didn't spit
Speaker 1: them back out. Really yeah, that would be like the
Speaker 1: what's the great whale tail? What do you what's the jonah? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the one we no, no, no no, I think I'm getting
Speaker 1: the name of it. You get stuck in a whales
Speaker 1: belly and you know that. What's that? What is the
Speaker 1: name of I forget anyway, right now you're listening to saying, hey, stupid,
Speaker 1: this is what it is. I got it all right, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll remember it five minutes from now, but I don't
Speaker 1: remember now. Um. Next up on pop goes the culture
Speaker 1: dateline ran and apparently it's true. The rumor is true.
Speaker 1: The soccer players who were protesting for women's rights against
Speaker 1: Team USA at the World Cup are facing execution back
Speaker 1: in their native country. That is not surprising, but wild
Speaker 1: and crazy. That's actually gonna happen. It would appear based
Speaker 1: on a report from a group that is monitoring the
Speaker 1: bad things the Iranian government he's doing. At least that's
Speaker 1: what they're claiming that one player in particular, who is
Speaker 1: apparently the leader of the group, that that player is
Speaker 1: the one that will likely end up meeting his demise.
Speaker 1: So God America. Yeah, that's kind of kind of well.
Speaker 1: Speaking of oddities and moving on from the saddest, here's
Speaker 1: another sad story. According to experts, three not one, not
Speaker 1: too but three astronauts could that's a weezl word, could
Speaker 1: be trapped in space. Uh, there's an incident at the
Speaker 1: International Space Station. Didn't they make a movie about this? Also,
Speaker 1: I feel like they made a movie about this. Didn't
Speaker 1: they make a movie about being stuck in space or
Speaker 1: something along those lines. Yes, No, they made twelve movies
Speaker 1: about being stuck in space. Yeah, okay, So two Russian
Speaker 1: crew members who were supposed to embark on a spacewalk
Speaker 1: on Wednesday night were forced to abort those plans after
Speaker 1: mission controls spotted a leak from the spacecraft that carried them,
Speaker 1: and in an American representative to to the Russian side
Speaker 1: in September and so the leak is fairly significant, and
Speaker 1: they were talking there are concerns the League couldn't make
Speaker 1: the Shuttle unfit to come back to Earth or prevent
Speaker 1: it from being used to escape in the event of
Speaker 1: a more serious emergency. Holy crap. Uh. Yeah, So the
Speaker 1: the athletes were or the athletes the astronauts were gonna
Speaker 1: return to Earth. They were not slate to return until
Speaker 1: March of me three. So they have supplies. That's not
Speaker 1: a big concern. But if one thing goes wrong, it's
Speaker 1: turn out the lights. The party's over. Um that the
Speaker 1: worst case scenario. So they're trying to figure out what
Speaker 1: to do? How about that? Imagine floating through space forever.
Speaker 1: It's like Matthew McConaughey in that movie Interstellar Man. That
Speaker 1: is uh, imagine being the family of those people too.
Speaker 1: You know, oh wait wait a minute, here, you can't
Speaker 1: he can't. They can't come back here you what are you?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? He? What up? It's a
Speaker 1: return trip. I would do a couple more. Pop goes
Speaker 1: the culture. I see if you can get this right, Danny,
Speaker 1: it's there's a new report out that says that if
Speaker 1: you're under one of these three zodiac signs, you are
Speaker 1: more likely to cheat. Yeah, this is this is if
Speaker 1: you're I don't if you believe in the zodiac chart
Speaker 1: and all that, but we need Andrea for this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say Libra, okay, Corpio and Capricorn. Alright, So according
Speaker 1: to the astra the people what they call the astrologers,
Speaker 1: is that what you call yeah, accord of the astrologers,
Speaker 1: the three are you have? You gotta write Libra libras
Speaker 1: excuse are on there? The report says no one lies
Speaker 1: as easily or cheats as successfully as a Libra. Are you?
Speaker 1: What sign are you? Then? Are you alieving Capricorn born alright? Uh?
Speaker 1: Also Pisces, it is on the lists. Yeah, exactly, So
Speaker 1: the pisces great adulters as well. Uh. They give examples
Speaker 1: here of a bunch of musicians who Pisces, Robin Thicke,
Speaker 1: Adam Levine, there's a bunch of other ones here. They're
Speaker 1: using that as an example. So we have Pisces, we
Speaker 1: have libras, and the third and final, third and final
Speaker 1: would be the Gemini. The Gemini. That's that includes Kanye West,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, Big Benzer, Front of Mine, lamar Odom, and
Speaker 1: some other famous people I've never heard. My mistress is
Speaker 1: a Leoh, well she's uh, she's locked in for the
Speaker 1: next nine months. Stand here. So she's got a contract there,
Speaker 1: so she's she's locked in on that, all right. Last
Speaker 1: one on pop goes the culture. Dictionary dot Com announced
Speaker 1: the word of the year for the year two. Always
Speaker 1: a fun thing. The word of the year, and the
Speaker 1: word of the year is danny. See this, No, I
Speaker 1: didn't see this. Woman. Woman is the word of the year. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's been that, like war, what is a woman? You know,
Speaker 1: dudes are trying to be women and then they're like well,
Speaker 1: that's a woman. You know. If you say you're a woman,
Speaker 1: you're a woman. And I'm a traditionalist, load, Danny, I
Speaker 1: could get in trouble for this, but I believe there
Speaker 1: are women and men and that's kind of where the
Speaker 1: world works. But people have been googling the definition of women.
Speaker 1: What you just said was a sizzling hot take. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's right, amazing hot take. Almost like that
Speaker 1: story that said humans will become bionic hybrids and download
Speaker 1: their brains downloadable brains by the year. Very excited, very exciting. Alright, backscratcher, Danny.
Speaker 1: Did we get any reviews this week? Any at all?
Speaker 1: We begged last week? Did anyone scratch back? No, we
Speaker 1: didn't beg Remember we made it a point to say
Speaker 1: no begging here. Okay, you appreciate it, but no begging.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, people are busy right now with the holidays,
Speaker 1: and there's probably not any new ones at the moment. Well, Danny,
Speaker 1: g you'll be happy to know that you are wrong.
Speaker 1: You are wrong. We had one review from a Dodger fan.
Speaker 1: He did not write his name on here, but he
Speaker 1: said five stars. Very entertaining, makes working nights bearable, So
Speaker 1: I guess he listens to us even at night, when
Speaker 1: you can listen to the podcast whenever you want, all right,
Speaker 1: So God bless you, Mazleto whoever you are. Next time,
Speaker 1: put your name on there so we'll give you a
Speaker 1: little podcast love. We'll get out on that. Give us
Speaker 1: a review if you want. That would be a wonderful Hanukah,
Speaker 1: Christmas gift or whatever it might be. In next weekend, Danny,
Speaker 1: it's coming up here. Holidays upon us, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: continue on the right. The plan is to keep doing
Speaker 1: the podcast. We're not gonna no days off, right, that's
Speaker 1: the plan. No damn days off Man, the full Enchilada,
Speaker 1: full Enchilada any to promote here. We got the mail
Speaker 1: bag on Sunday, I know that. Yeah, I got a
Speaker 1: baby to pay for now, So I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: working along shift on Saturday at the network. I'll be
Speaker 1: in there with Jonas Knocks on his Saturday show starting
Speaker 1: at eleven am. You'll be adding seven more podcast, Danny,
Speaker 1: to make more money for the kid. Not to not three,
Speaker 1: not full, not five, not six, And by the time
Speaker 1: that kids in college, I think it'll be seven hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year tuition by the time that kids
Speaker 1: in college. My god, alright, have a great rest of
Speaker 1: your day. Enjoy the football. Don't forget Benny versus the
Speaker 1: penny from Friday, so enjoy that leading into the games
Speaker 1: here on this NFL Saturday, and we'll be back with
Speaker 1: a mail bag on our Sunday show. Will catch you then,
Speaker 1: Osta pasta gott a murder. I gotta go.