1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the a everywhere 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: as it's the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: G Radio back in the podcast Ojo. Because four hours 10 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: a night not enough for me. Four hours during the 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: day or three hours during the day not enough for 12 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: Danny G. And eight days a week, eight days a week. 13 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:56,639 Speaker 1: We've got you covered here, Danny with audio content. I'm 14 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to add 15 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: up well. Before and after that show, that's eight hours 16 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 1: for me, and then six hours on Saturday and then 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: post production on Sunday morning. But we never have enough work. 18 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: Though now these are first world problems. It certainly beats 19 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: having a real job, so we appreciate that Saturday. Well. 20 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 1: If you if you're new to the podcast, welcome, Where 21 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: have you been? Tell a friend and we would like 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: to recommend giving the gift of the podcast a wonderful 23 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: stocking stuffer this time of the year. Can you think 24 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: I can't think of anything that that children and uh 25 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: and grown ups everyone would would would rather have than 26 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: a link to this podcast. The only thing better would 27 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: be a free sample from Costco. Yeah, well that's that's 28 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: a given, alright. So here on this podcast we've got 29 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: authenticated is that a COVID test, tales from the Naked 30 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: Itty and pop goes the culture, and we might have 31 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: time for Backstratcher as well, So we got a lot 32 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: to get. All right, we're gonna go rapid fire, Danny, 33 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: do you understand it's gonna be This gonna be awesome. 34 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: Sauce is what it's gonna be, because we're gonna go 35 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: back and forth and it's gonna overwhelm you on the 36 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: Life of Mallard and the Life of Danny g Radio. 37 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: It's gonna flow like ranch at a pizza joint, and 38 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: that's disgusted. The right to the toilet is what it alright. So, 39 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: as you know, if you have followed me on the 40 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 1: social networks on Facebook or the Graham last week I 41 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: missed the radio show this is two weeks ago. Now, 42 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 1: I missed a Thursday show because I was on assignment 43 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 1: at the North Pole. Danny m a very special time. 44 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 1: It is the one day of the year that I 45 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: get out of my shell and I get to do 46 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: what is one of the coolest things you can possibly do. 47 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: A highly recommend this if you have connections playing a 48 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: mascot the man, enjoy me. Wonderful. Wonderful. Now for those 49 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: that are new, my wife where she works, the city 50 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: she works in, she's a dispatcher, and the city every 51 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: year they do this thing when they go around. They 52 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: put Santa Claus on back of a fire truck and 53 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: they have a parade, and they drive around every single 54 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: street in the city, all of them. It's not a 55 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: small city, big city. They drive around and and people 56 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: come out of their houses to see Santa Claus. And 57 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: I've been very fortunate and honored to have this opportunity 58 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: for several years. And this past week, I guess it's 59 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: ten days ago now, whatever it was, I had the 60 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: chance to to play Santa Claus and it was it 61 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: was quite the day. Got up a little groggy, got 62 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: a little groggy. Danny traveled and rush hour traffic, something 63 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: I don't normally spend time in because I usually only 64 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: drive when it's off hours. So spent hour in traffic. 65 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: Then I ended up going to a public bathroom, and 66 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: I SENTI public bathroom. I had to get dressed, so 67 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: I had to go out of my I was like Superman, 68 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: except I'm Santa Man. I had I had to go 69 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: for my citys and I had to put on the 70 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: whole Santa costume and all that stuff. So I got 71 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: dressed in a public bathroom and I Santa suit, head 72 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: to toe, the whole outfit. So I said, did that, 73 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: and then I come out as Santa Claus. I walk out. 74 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: I've come out of the closet as Santa Claus or 75 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 1: the bathroom, excuse me. And then I at that point 76 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: there's a photo op with Santa Danny, so I'm now Santa. 77 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: So then I have to and I don't really don't 78 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: have to smile because nobody can see my face because 79 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: they got a beard. So I perfect exactly. So I 80 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 1: take photos these really cute kids, Oh my god, this 81 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: one of the one little girl. She brought me a 82 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: cookie that she had gotten from a bakery for Santa. 83 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 1: And since I was playing Santa. I got to eat 84 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: the cookie later. It was great. You should have chucked 85 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,719 Speaker 1: it like a rock, you know, Danny exactly the look 86 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: on her baby. Yeah, as as you know, being a 87 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,679 Speaker 1: talk shows, I'm an asshole, But I mean my heart 88 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: was just swelling, man, I was. I was just a 89 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: ball of emotion, a glass case of emotion. Here. It was. 90 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: It was seeing these little kids and how excited they were, Like, 91 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if only these kids know what's 92 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,480 Speaker 1: in store from the rest of their lives. But enjoy 93 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: it while you can. Kids, you munchkins, all right, because 94 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: it's gonna get a lot harder to get older. But 95 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: but anyway, it was. It was cool and you know, 96 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: a lot of the kids were smiling somewhere nervous. I 97 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:51,280 Speaker 1: mentioned the little girl brought the cookie, and and so 98 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: it was cool. And it was surrounded by the you know, 99 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: hard working the police officers, the firefighter, very cool people. 100 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 1: I've I've become friends with, casual friends with them over 101 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: the years, some of the people that worked there with 102 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: my wife, and so that was great schmoozing with them. 103 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,839 Speaker 1: And then right around five o'clock I climbed up to 104 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 1: the very top of the fire truck, crawled on the 105 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: roof of the fire truck. I'm very happy I made 106 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: it up. I was concerned anyone. Remember my knee went out, 107 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: and my knee was out for like a month. I 108 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: would not have been able to do this if my 109 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,679 Speaker 1: knee was still jacked up and I was still mangle. 110 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 1: So I was able to climb up the fire truck, 111 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 1: crawl across the truck, sit in the chair, and gave 112 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: the thumbs up. More on that in a minute. And 113 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: what did you do for padding, because you're you're a 114 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 1: little bit too skinny to be Santa. Well, I had 115 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 1: like four layers of clothes on. So yeah, I was. 116 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: I was prepared for the inclement weather. No, no, it 117 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: was California, cold California. Uh so, So we set off 118 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: on the parade, the Santa Parade Police Escort Dame Batch 119 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,280 Speaker 1: Ah so good. So the way this parade works, You've 120 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: got two lead vehicles with Christmas lights. You've got Santa 121 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: Slay because why not the Santa Parade. So in total, 122 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: there's six cars in the parade. I'm on the fire truck. 123 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 1: You've got two lead vehicles, the sleigh, the fire truck. 124 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: Then there's two police escorts that are clearing the intersections 125 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: that are going and clearing the intersections that we're going through. 126 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,559 Speaker 1: So Santa you know, I'm much too important to Santa 127 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: Claus Danny to have to sit at a red light 128 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: taxpayers dollars exactly. Well, this is this is a better 129 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: use than than building a stadium. So but anyway, so 130 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: I'm doing it. It's really cool. As the night went on, 131 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: I'm doing this about four and a half hours on 132 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: the back of a fire truck, and it got colder 133 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: and colder. And this city is kind of in the foothill, 134 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: was in the mountains, and so depending on what part 135 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 1: of the city we were going through, it got down 136 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: into the high thirties. And for most people, you know, 137 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: if you're listening in Minnesota or or New Hampshire, Connecticut, 138 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: or somewhere like that, you're like, what what do you 139 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: you A wors But in California, when you're used to 140 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: temperatures in the seventies and it gets down to the thirties, 141 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 1: you're like oh. And then when you're outside, you know, anyway, um, 142 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: but some of the highlights real quick because I'm going 143 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: along here, I keep going It's all about the kids. 144 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: It's all about that. I'm playing the kid card from 145 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 1: the bottom of the deck here, Danny. But these kids 146 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:44,080 Speaker 1: who were so hell bent on getting my attention as Santa, 147 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: and one of the kids stood out. Now, there were 148 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: so many cute kids, but one of them stood out. 149 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: And I will probably remember this kid until I check 150 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: out of this mortal coil. Kid was around seven or eight, 151 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 1: little typical, cute, little munchkin kids. Comes running out of 152 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,200 Speaker 1: this apartment. You can see his mom in the background. 153 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: This is what I see, right, he is his mom 154 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: in the background. Kid comes running out of Hi tailing 155 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: it like he's running a race. He then gets to 156 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: the sidewalk and starts I Santa and starts running down 157 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: I want for Christmas. I've been good. I want and 158 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,520 Speaker 1: he starts naming all these video games. He was hilarious 159 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:29,439 Speaker 1: that he had memorized his entire Santa wish list and 160 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 1: he was like speed reading this little kid. Oh my god, 161 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 1: it was so funny, and I was like, oh, like 162 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 1: I was laughing, and unfortunately I had the beard on 163 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 1: so nobody could see it. And it was hilarious. I 164 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,440 Speaker 1: was like, this is out of like a like a 165 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,880 Speaker 1: movie or something. It can't be real. And I was like, 166 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: it really happened, and and who's he expected me, being 167 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: Santa to pass that onto the elves and then they'd 168 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: make all the toys. And then it was so innocent 169 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: and sweet and wholesome, and I was like, oh my god, 170 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,840 Speaker 1: I I should not enjoy this that much. But but 171 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,200 Speaker 1: that was great, But that was not the moment that 172 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 1: I I got authenticated Danny as Santa Claus so real quick. 173 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,559 Speaker 1: We drove by, if I remember correctly, it was a 174 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:21,560 Speaker 1: Roman Catholic church facility. And as we are driving by 175 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 1: the church, you know, as a Jewish man, I respect 176 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: all face. But we're driving by the Roman Catholic church 177 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: and this conga line of nuns come walking out of 178 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 1: the church in full the full decked out in the 179 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 1: traditional nun costume, you know, the black veilor yeah, looking 180 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,520 Speaker 1: like a whole bunch of WHOOPI goldbergs. Yeah, the white 181 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,440 Speaker 1: I think guess it's a white head dress with the 182 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: black veil. I don't know, I don't know how you 183 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: describe that, but maybe eight to ten of them and 184 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: they're waving and saying hi and smiling as we go 185 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 1: by unfortunately not Uh, but that was really cool. That 186 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,680 Speaker 1: was that was like, this is this is also out 187 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 1: of like a movie and you know, comedy movie from 188 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 1: the eighties of the nineties, yere and and people have said, 189 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 1: what are you doing? You're an introvert. I am an introvert. 190 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 1: But this is the perfect thing, Danny for an introvert 191 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,200 Speaker 1: because I'm away from everyone. I'm on a fire truck. 192 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: I am above everyone else, like I've got a higher power. 193 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,960 Speaker 1: But I'm covered in a beard. You can't see my face, 194 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: you know. I'm just doing my thing. La la la 195 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: la la la la la la, you know. And uh, 196 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: it was good. But that was the moment I got 197 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 1: authenticated as a legitimate Santa Claus. When the nuns are 198 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: dancing and waving and doing their nune things. Uh, yeah, 199 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: that was it. That was I got. I got authenticated. 200 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: And I did not see any COVID test though, Danny, 201 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,959 Speaker 1: I did not throughout the process. I did not see 202 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: anyway throw a COVID test in my direction. And not 203 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,959 Speaker 1: to be a Christmas downer here, Ben, but that little 204 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,319 Speaker 1: kid from the apartment, unless his mom can truly deliver, 205 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 1: he's gonna run out of that same apartment next year 206 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: and flip you the bird. Yeah that is true, right, 207 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: you're not real Sad yelled off everything last year. He 208 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 1: unless you're you're an asshole. You Yeah. So this COVID 209 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:27,600 Speaker 1: test story, um, I've only talked about it once and 210 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,040 Speaker 1: it was on Coveno and Rich on Friday afternoon. So 211 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,839 Speaker 1: this definitely is an exclusive right here. All right? All right? 212 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: So uh how can I start? How can I say it? 213 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: Let's see, so it was weeks ago now, but we 214 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: were in Maui. Yeah, what do you think that we 215 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 1: could have possibly brought back from the islands. Uh, well 216 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 1: they have flown back. They check your bags for fruit, 217 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 1: ye like that right, because you're not supposed to bring 218 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 1: fruit there or back. I believe they have certain rules 219 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: like that. Um what what did you what do you 220 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 1: bring back? Well, it's funny. So I did a family 221 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 1: group chat and I showed what they called the COVID test. Okay, 222 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 1: and you know it's the test strip, right, there's lots 223 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 1: of different looking COVID tests. We got a whole bunch 224 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:27,440 Speaker 1: of free ones at the Super Bowl last year. I remember, remember, absolutely, Yeah, 225 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: I used one of those two. Um, so my mom, 226 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,959 Speaker 1: she's like, oh no, I'm so sorry. You guys brought 227 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: COVID back my dad same thing. Holy sh it, I'm 228 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: so sorry, buddy, you got COVID. My older brother Ben 229 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,440 Speaker 1: was the only one with keen eyesight. It was not 230 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: a COVID strip. What was a pregnancy test? What my 231 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: chick got pregnant in Hawaii? WHOA, oh wow, yeah, are 232 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: you sure? But that what Danny not wasting any time? 233 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:13,880 Speaker 1: Danny g life comes at you fast bend Wow, check man? 234 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,839 Speaker 1: Do we need to have a take you out for 235 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,839 Speaker 1: a party or something here? Wow, that's why let's go, man, 236 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 1: Let's get her hammered on some bourbon. WHOA, you can't 237 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: drink anymore? So that's gonna that's gonna affect our trip 238 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 1: to Vegas on Sunday because she's like, oh man, I 239 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 1: can't drink, Like, well you can, but yeah you don't 240 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: want to but yeah yeah. So she's got that mother 241 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,000 Speaker 1: Nature tracker app like the cycle app on her phone 242 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,640 Speaker 1: like a lot of girls do. So she backtracked it. 243 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 1: Sure enough. This happened while we were there on the island. 244 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 1: Are you gonna name the baby Kawaii or Maui or 245 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: it's truly a honeymoon baby. The only I can't even 246 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 1: think of a name right now because the only words 247 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: going through my mind are holy shit. Wow. Now it's 248 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: getting see boy, you talking about life coming at you 249 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 1: fast there, Danny Boy, that escalated. Yeah, I mean I 250 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 1: didn't really get to say the word wife too much. 251 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: Now I have to say my pregnant wife, wow, which 252 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: is really weird. That's wonderful, man. I congratulations, damn happy man, Daddy, 253 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: Danny G. The daddy Man. To celebrate, I went to 254 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: the Radar Image store in Universal City, Okay. I ran 255 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: inside and I wanted to see what baby stuff they had. 256 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 1: I brought home some raider pacifiers for her. Yeah, there 257 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: you go there, early jump, I'm gonna just get all 258 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: kinds of raider baby stuff. Yes, you don't know, obviously, 259 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: it's too early. Whether it's you know, it's gonna end 260 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 1: up a boy or a girl, whatever, You have no idea. 261 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say the top to name candidates for 262 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: Danny G's baby, just off the top of my head are. 263 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 1: Number two is Bo. Uh. Number one is Kobe. So 264 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 1: I think, uh, either way, boy, that'll be Kobe or 265 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 1: both and Bo will work. Right. You can do the 266 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: b e a you uh you know that can go 267 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 1: either way right by Well, yeah, I guess you like 268 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: Bo Derek, you know, because you're you're referencing Bo Jackson. Yeah, yeah, 269 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,320 Speaker 1: it would be that or Marcus Allen or Marcus is 270 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 1: that's right, Marcus is another one that's for or magic 271 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: or yeah, the name a kid magic. But yeah, we 272 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: were we were joking around the other day because I 273 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 1: was looking at Hawaiian names. Yeah, I think that might 274 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: be appropriate. And she's like, oh, when the kids in trouble, 275 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like Maliky Lucky Lucky come over here. 276 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: Yeah from that ceiling fan. Yeah, well you could also 277 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: does she know what island the Dean was done in? 278 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: Uh like yeah, Mallie, oh there you go. Well put 279 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 1: Maui in there is the middle name at least, you know, 280 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: yeah you know or yeah, well, well you were doing. 281 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 1: Apparently that's what led to that believable congratulations to you 282 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: and then the misses there. That's outstanding, So thank you. 283 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 1: Wonderful situation and I got some powerful seed Ben. What 284 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,280 Speaker 1: can I say? Apparently you're just waiting all these years, Danny, 285 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,400 Speaker 1: until you know you you crossed the threshold. And then 286 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:26,520 Speaker 1: then first time I ever had sex, boom baby, you 287 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: know you lost your virginity right there. I lost my virginity. Today, 288 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 1: all these years, think of all that. What could have been? Danny? 289 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 1: All right? So we've got The Naked City Never Sleeps, 290 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,119 Speaker 1: a classic of the gossip pages. Here tales from the 291 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,919 Speaker 1: Naked City where the names are omitted Danny to protect 292 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,439 Speaker 1: the guilty. So I'm gonna ask your opinion, as a 293 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 1: like minded individual, and you're listening to this podcast, I 294 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,480 Speaker 1: have been debating in my head whether I'm an asshole 295 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: or not for something I did last week at the 296 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: Charge your Dolphin game. So I go out to these 297 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 1: games and I try to put some photos up. People 298 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: like that. For some reason, people like to look at 299 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,239 Speaker 1: me doing things I don't quite understand, but whatever. So 300 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: I try to let people into my world and show 301 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,959 Speaker 1: them here's what I'm doing, whether I'm cooking or at 302 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: a game, and here's some of the people that are 303 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,520 Speaker 1: important to me. So I'm at the Charge a Dolphin game, 304 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: and again the names are admitted to protect the So 305 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 1: I took a bunch of photos. Steve de Sager was there. 306 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: I took a photo with him. I took a photo 307 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 1: with my friend who does the the he's the green 308 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: hat for the NFL at the Charger games. That means 309 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: he's out there in the field telling the officials, you 310 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: gotta stay on time out until we're back from commercial. 311 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 1: He's the guy called the green hat. So he's a 312 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 1: buddy of mine. I've known him. He's a breaking radio 313 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 1: he's a real estate guy now, Scott, great guy. So 314 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: there was somebody else, and again I will not name them, 315 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: but I wanted to take a photo of this person. 316 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,920 Speaker 1: I've known this person for many years. You know this person, Danny, 317 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,640 Speaker 1: You're aware of this person. Uh, And so I approached 318 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,360 Speaker 1: them to take a photo. They were wearing a mask 319 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, just can you just take that 320 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: off for a second. I want to take a quick 321 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 1: Quoto said no, I can't do it. I said, no, 322 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: I just want to quit. I mean two seconds, quick photo, boom, 323 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,160 Speaker 1: put it back on. You know it's just me. I mean, 324 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 1: you were the only two people here. I can't do it. 325 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 1: I'll take the photo with the mask. He's at this point, 326 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 1: I'm at a fork in the road and I said, 327 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 1: I said, I'm good. I said, I don't need the photo, 328 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 1: I said, I. I said to me, I need to 329 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: see your cheeks. I need that to me, that's a 330 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:45,399 Speaker 1: photo I and I think he was offended and he 331 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 1: walked away. And I am I the Am I in 332 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 1: the wrong on that? Danny? Am I the bad guy there? 333 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 1: I don't get any to me. I look at people 334 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: that wear masks and photographs and I think, why, what's 335 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: the point? You don't get it? And I wasn't gonna 336 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 1: post it, So maybe somebody told me I should have 337 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 1: taken it and just been polite and said okay and 338 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: then not posted it. But it just really rubbed me 339 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: the wrong way, like it's like, come, are you that paranoid? 340 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: And I understand this person has some issues and I 341 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,439 Speaker 1: get it. I understand that, but are you that If 342 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 1: you're that paranoid, you probably should not leave your house. 343 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: Because I don't want to be the bad guy here. 344 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 1: But the science is in and the mask doesn't do 345 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,960 Speaker 1: much of anything if it. I don't go down that 346 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,920 Speaker 1: road because people get all freaked out. They know it's 347 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: up people when I bring that up and trying dying 348 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 1: down to a four point seven. I don't want to 349 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 1: cause pandemonium here. And uh, and and turbulence on the show. 350 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,399 Speaker 1: But I again, and maybe I am the ass and 351 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 1: you can email me and say, hey, you're a schmuck. 352 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 1: You should have taken the photo and all that, and 353 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 1: and maybe that's you're not in the wrong here, thank you. 354 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: I mean, Clay always used to call this cosmetic theater. Yeah, 355 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,679 Speaker 1: once the science came out about the mass not being effective, 356 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: then what were we all doing? Yeah? They well they 357 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 1: have That's that's the thing that people always trust the science. 358 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,639 Speaker 1: Here we go, we're going down that road, Danny, do 359 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 1: we go here? All right, we might have to delete 360 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,800 Speaker 1: this podcast, but but no, people would always say, you know, 361 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 1: the the arrogant response to people that were like the 362 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,240 Speaker 1: master's stupid, it was trust the science. Well, now the 363 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 1: science is in that proves places that had no mask 364 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 1: and places that had the mask. It's almost identical. That 365 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,800 Speaker 1: that is almost so we have the numbers to back 366 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: it up. And yet people and I understand, it's kind 367 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,960 Speaker 1: of like the way humans are wired. There's two things 368 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: in play here. Once people decide make it, make their opinion, know, 369 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,000 Speaker 1: they don't want to change their mind. People have decided 370 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 1: that masks are the way to go, and they don't 371 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,919 Speaker 1: want to change their mind. Plus, it gives you a 372 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: false sense of security, and a lot of people want that, 373 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 1: and that to me is a big thing for a 374 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: lot of people. And again, I don't I like this guy. 375 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,199 Speaker 1: He's been a friend again, you know him, Danny. I'm 376 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 1: not gonna say his name year, but it just really 377 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 1: it was a visceral reaction when he said no, and 378 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm I'm good. What do you think 379 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: is going to happen the next time you bump into him? Yeah, 380 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 1: well I'm guaranteed to bump into him, and I hope 381 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,439 Speaker 1: we just kind of pretend it didn't happen. You know. 382 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,520 Speaker 1: It's like an awkward situation for both of us because 383 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 1: he's got his position and I've got my position. Awkward. Yeah, 384 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,439 Speaker 1: it's disappointing, and that's the way it goes, all right. 385 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,479 Speaker 1: We and I also ran into helmet Man. There are 386 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 1: photos of helmet Man. I fell asleep. What a what 387 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: a character helmet Man is. I love that guy. He's 388 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,639 Speaker 1: no matter what he's doing, he's always happy. You know, 389 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a lot of money, he's kind of 390 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,240 Speaker 1: down on his luck, and he's the happiest guy on 391 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: the really he he sees me, and it's like no 392 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,280 Speaker 1: time has passed, you know, it's like we're buddies. You know. 393 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,200 Speaker 1: I've known him for over twenty years. I run into 394 00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: him sporadically and and it's just hilarious. He told me 395 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,440 Speaker 1: some celebrity sighting stories that people he ran into and 396 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,920 Speaker 1: it's I forget off the top of my head here. 397 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,679 Speaker 1: And I do have his number, though he changes the 398 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: number so I can get him. I can get a 399 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 1: hold of him. We should have him calling the show. 400 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,840 Speaker 1: That's right on the live are yeah? Are we on 401 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:22,200 Speaker 1: the live there? I'm actually on the live air. Yes, 402 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: you're on the utter chaos with that was hilarious when 403 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: he's in the studio with the on air light flashing 404 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 1: above his head. Are we on the live? One of 405 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: the best drops of all time? Oh? That was that 406 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:43,760 Speaker 1: was outstanding. Now, speaking of drops, you if you asked 407 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 1: for it, Danny, you're gonna get it. Is that correct, Danny? 408 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 1: You asked for it, You're gonna get it. Because remember 409 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,440 Speaker 1: last week we debuted a new feature on the show, 410 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 1: and you had said, hey, can we get a little 411 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,879 Speaker 1: bit of helping? Yeah, I mentioned the White Rap group 412 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 1: third base, and and look what happened? Ohio aw Ye, 413 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:19,680 Speaker 1: take a listen to this poo alright, how I love 414 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: that man? Ohio Wow, he is bow guarding the musical 415 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 1: features on this here podcast. Thank you so much, the 416 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,439 Speaker 1: great Ohio awl. And we can even sound like a 417 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,560 Speaker 1: black dude when he wants to out day. What are 418 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: you talking about? It's so it's audio were there are 419 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,119 Speaker 1: no photos. We're all we're all the same here. What 420 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 1: are you talking about? Right? So pop goes the culture 421 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,800 Speaker 1: and these are actual stories from the pop culture world 422 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: that we did not get to. I did not get to. 423 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 1: Maybe Danny got to some of these, but these are 424 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,399 Speaker 1: things that are somewhat intriguing that are in that realm. 425 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,920 Speaker 1: And one of the stories that popped up and pop 426 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 1: goes the culture? How much Moolah did did he? Or 427 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: is did he? I should say, allegedly dishing out to 428 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: his brand new baby mama. Well, good news, Danny, you're married, 429 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about the Well she 430 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 1: has your baby mama, but you're you're in a legally 431 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: binding marriage, so you don't have to worry about that. 432 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 1: But do you see this? How much money per month? 433 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 1: Did he is paying? No, what do you think put 434 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 1: a dollar amount? You're about to learn the cost of 435 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:43,239 Speaker 1: diapers and all that crap. So I'm gonna say he 436 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,159 Speaker 1: lives like a lavish life. I'm gonna say two and 437 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars a month. All right, that's a lot 438 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: of money. Now, this baby mama is thirty two years old. 439 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,320 Speaker 1: She's said to be a quote, massage therapist, unquote. She's 440 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,920 Speaker 1: she's here in southern California where we're broadcasting from. All right, 441 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 1: she also is a model. I love that massage therapist 442 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 1: and model. Sounds like Deshaun Watson's getting a chubby right 443 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 1: now thinking about that. But anyway, wasn't all right? Here's 444 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,399 Speaker 1: the deal, the dollar amount. The tabloids say that the 445 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,119 Speaker 1: number is three hundred thousand dollars a month. So you 446 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,879 Speaker 1: were not far off, Danny, and you did not go over. 447 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 1: So you win the showcase showdown. Congratulations. Yes, you imagine 448 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,640 Speaker 1: having enough money to pay someone three thousand dollars a month. 449 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:37,719 Speaker 1: Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Crazy, crazy crazy. Now, are 450 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: you still working behind the scenes, Danny on the Animal Thunderdome? 451 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 1: Are you still working on that? Yeah? It's funny you 452 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,360 Speaker 1: should ask Ben. On Thursday morning, I got an email 453 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 1: from one of our bosses and he said that the 454 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:57,119 Speaker 1: legal department just finished licensing it. They're working on the 455 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,919 Speaker 1: new stream for it, and we will be ready to 456 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 1: go on the air in January or the very beginning 457 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:08,040 Speaker 1: of February at the latest. Oh congratulations, thank you outstanding, 458 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 1: And this will be a weekly podcast or what's the okay? 459 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: Very nice and all the crazy animal stories, well, this 460 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 1: is one that would have made the animal thunder Dome. 461 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:26,040 Speaker 1: And it's a dateline South Florida. And if you're a 462 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:31,880 Speaker 1: fan of the exotic animals, the fattest boa constrictor ever. 463 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 1: I don't think a bowl constrictor is exotic, but the 464 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 1: fattest Bola constrictor ever has been found in South Florida 465 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: in a backyard, South Florida. And they they've said that 466 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: Florida is home to forty four native species of snakes, 467 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,159 Speaker 1: six of them are venomous, and a lot of that 468 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,680 Speaker 1: in the Florida Everglades. This is down south in South Florida, 469 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 1: and the fattest boa constrictor ever. There's video that has 470 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,639 Speaker 1: made its way around the internet. I don't know if 471 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: you saw it, Danny or not. But this snake was 472 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: found near Naples, which is actually right on the edge 473 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 1: of the the Everglades. And you're you're wondering, how fat 474 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,639 Speaker 1: is the snake, Danny, That's what you're wondering. Yes, how fat? 475 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 1: The albino Boa constrictor estimated to be nine point five 476 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 1: ft long and weighing a frightening fifty two point six 477 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: pounds of snakeage. And that is a plump snake. That's 478 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: a plump pussy right there, right there, that is a 479 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 1: that is a fat python. Kind of exploded. Man, oh man, 480 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 1: that's pretty pretty crazy. Might want to go on a diet. 481 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 1: What do you think that things eat? I think we 482 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: know what. It's eating a lot whatever it's eating and 483 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 1: seating a lot of stuff. Did you see the New 484 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,000 Speaker 1: York Post story about the hippo that swallowed a two 485 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 1: year old boy? Oh no, that's unfortunate it didn't spit 486 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 1: them back out. Really yeah, that would be like the 487 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: what's the great whale tail? What do you what's the jonah? No, no, no, 488 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 1: the one we no, no, no no, I think I'm getting 489 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: the name of it. You get stuck in a whales 490 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,680 Speaker 1: belly and you know that. What's that? What is the 491 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 1: name of I forget anyway, right now you're listening to saying, hey, stupid, 492 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 1: this is what it is. I got it all right, fine, 493 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 1: I'll remember it five minutes from now, but I don't 494 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,320 Speaker 1: remember now. Um. Next up on pop goes the culture 495 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 1: dateline ran and apparently it's true. The rumor is true. 496 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 1: The soccer players who were protesting for women's rights against 497 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: Team USA at the World Cup are facing execution back 498 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:08,560 Speaker 1: in their native country. That is not surprising, but wild 499 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 1: and crazy. That's actually gonna happen. It would appear based 500 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 1: on a report from a group that is monitoring the 501 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 1: bad things the Iranian government he's doing. At least that's 502 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 1: what they're claiming that one player in particular, who is 503 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 1: apparently the leader of the group, that that player is 504 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 1: the one that will likely end up meeting his demise. 505 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 1: So God America. Yeah, that's kind of kind of well. 506 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: Speaking of oddities and moving on from the saddest, here's 507 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:49,280 Speaker 1: another sad story. According to experts, three not one, not 508 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,920 Speaker 1: too but three astronauts could that's a weezl word, could 509 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 1: be trapped in space. Uh, there's an incident at the 510 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: International Space Station. Didn't they make a movie about this? Also, 511 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 1: I feel like they made a movie about this. Didn't 512 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: they make a movie about being stuck in space or 513 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: something along those lines. Yes, No, they made twelve movies 514 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: about being stuck in space. Yeah, okay, So two Russian 515 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: crew members who were supposed to embark on a spacewalk 516 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,400 Speaker 1: on Wednesday night were forced to abort those plans after 517 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 1: mission controls spotted a leak from the spacecraft that carried them, 518 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 1: and in an American representative to to the Russian side 519 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 1: in September and so the leak is fairly significant, and 520 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: they were talking there are concerns the League couldn't make 521 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,280 Speaker 1: the Shuttle unfit to come back to Earth or prevent 522 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 1: it from being used to escape in the event of 523 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: a more serious emergency. Holy crap. Uh. Yeah, So the 524 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,680 Speaker 1: the athletes were or the athletes the astronauts were gonna 525 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: return to Earth. They were not slate to return until 526 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:03,080 Speaker 1: March of me three. So they have supplies. That's not 527 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: a big concern. But if one thing goes wrong, it's 528 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 1: turn out the lights. The party's over. Um that the 529 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: worst case scenario. So they're trying to figure out what 530 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 1: to do? How about that? Imagine floating through space forever. 531 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 1: It's like Matthew McConaughey in that movie Interstellar Man. That 532 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 1: is uh, imagine being the family of those people too. 533 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,600 Speaker 1: You know, oh wait wait a minute, here, you can't 534 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 1: he can't. They can't come back here you what are you? 535 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,360 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? He? What up? It's a 536 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 1: return trip. I would do a couple more. Pop goes 537 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,240 Speaker 1: the culture. I see if you can get this right, Danny, 538 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 1: it's there's a new report out that says that if 539 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 1: you're under one of these three zodiac signs, you are 540 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: more likely to cheat. Yeah, this is this is if 541 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,320 Speaker 1: you're I don't if you believe in the zodiac chart 542 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:09,440 Speaker 1: and all that, but we need Andrea for this. I'm 543 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:18,720 Speaker 1: gonna say Libra, okay, Corpio and Capricorn. Alright, So according 544 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: to the astra the people what they call the astrologers, 545 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,480 Speaker 1: is that what you call yeah, accord of the astrologers, 546 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 1: the three are you have? You gotta write Libra libras 547 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:37,840 Speaker 1: excuse are on there? The report says no one lies 548 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaker 1: as easily or cheats as successfully as a Libra. Are you? 549 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 1: What sign are you? Then? Are you alieving Capricorn born alright? Uh? 550 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 1: Also Pisces, it is on the lists. Yeah, exactly, So 551 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 1: the pisces great adulters as well. Uh. They give examples 552 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 1: here of a bunch of musicians who Pisces, Robin Thicke, 553 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,279 Speaker 1: Adam Levine, there's a bunch of other ones here. They're 554 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 1: using that as an example. So we have Pisces, we 555 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: have libras, and the third and final, third and final 556 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:33,359 Speaker 1: would be the Gemini. The Gemini. That's that includes Kanye West, 557 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:39,760 Speaker 1: Donald Trump, Big Benzer, Front of Mine, lamar Odom, and 558 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,600 Speaker 1: some other famous people I've never heard. My mistress is 559 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: a Leoh, well she's uh, she's locked in for the 560 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,759 Speaker 1: next nine months. Stand here. So she's got a contract there, 561 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,919 Speaker 1: so she's she's locked in on that, all right. Last 562 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,320 Speaker 1: one on pop goes the culture. Dictionary dot Com announced 563 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: the word of the year for the year two. Always 564 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,359 Speaker 1: a fun thing. The word of the year, and the 565 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 1: word of the year is danny. See this, No, I 566 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:15,479 Speaker 1: didn't see this. Woman. Woman is the word of the year. Well, yeah, 567 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,239 Speaker 1: there's been that, like war, what is a woman? You know, 568 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,239 Speaker 1: dudes are trying to be women and then they're like well, 569 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: that's a woman. You know. If you say you're a woman, 570 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,800 Speaker 1: you're a woman. And I'm a traditionalist, load, Danny, I 571 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,440 Speaker 1: could get in trouble for this, but I believe there 572 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,239 Speaker 1: are women and men and that's kind of where the 573 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: world works. But people have been googling the definition of women. 574 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 1: What you just said was a sizzling hot take. Thank you, 575 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,520 Speaker 1: thank you. That's right, amazing hot take. Almost like that 576 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 1: story that said humans will become bionic hybrids and download 577 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:54,560 Speaker 1: their brains downloadable brains by the year. Very excited, very exciting. Alright, backscratcher, Danny. 578 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,359 Speaker 1: Did we get any reviews this week? Any at all? 579 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,000 Speaker 1: We begged last week? Did anyone scratch back? No, we 580 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: didn't beg Remember we made it a point to say 581 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: no begging here. Okay, you appreciate it, but no begging. 582 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, people are busy right now with the holidays, 583 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,240 Speaker 1: and there's probably not any new ones at the moment. Well, Danny, 584 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,240 Speaker 1: g you'll be happy to know that you are wrong. 585 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,359 Speaker 1: You are wrong. We had one review from a Dodger fan. 586 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,239 Speaker 1: He did not write his name on here, but he 587 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:30,600 Speaker 1: said five stars. Very entertaining, makes working nights bearable, So 588 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 1: I guess he listens to us even at night, when 589 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,839 Speaker 1: you can listen to the podcast whenever you want, all right, 590 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 1: So God bless you, Mazleto whoever you are. Next time, 591 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,960 Speaker 1: put your name on there so we'll give you a 592 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 1: little podcast love. We'll get out on that. Give us 593 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,400 Speaker 1: a review if you want. That would be a wonderful Hanukah, 594 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,799 Speaker 1: Christmas gift or whatever it might be. In next weekend, Danny, 595 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,319 Speaker 1: it's coming up here. Holidays upon us, and we're gonna 596 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,319 Speaker 1: continue on the right. The plan is to keep doing 597 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 1: the podcast. We're not gonna no days off, right, that's 598 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:04,480 Speaker 1: the plan. No damn days off Man, the full Enchilada, 599 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,120 Speaker 1: full Enchilada any to promote here. We got the mail 600 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,560 Speaker 1: bag on Sunday, I know that. Yeah, I got a 601 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,600 Speaker 1: baby to pay for now, So I'm gonna be in 602 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,960 Speaker 1: working along shift on Saturday at the network. I'll be 603 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,560 Speaker 1: in there with Jonas Knocks on his Saturday show starting 604 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: at eleven am. You'll be adding seven more podcast, Danny, 605 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 1: to make more money for the kid. Not to not three, 606 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 1: not full, not five, not six, And by the time 607 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 1: that kids in college, I think it'll be seven hundred 608 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,520 Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year tuition by the time that kids 609 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,640 Speaker 1: in college. My god, alright, have a great rest of 610 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,080 Speaker 1: your day. Enjoy the football. Don't forget Benny versus the 611 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: penny from Friday, so enjoy that leading into the games 612 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,719 Speaker 1: here on this NFL Saturday, and we'll be back with 613 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,640 Speaker 1: a mail bag on our Sunday show. Will catch you then, 614 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: Osta pasta gott a murder. I gotta go.