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Speaker 1: Another Jubilus on the twenties. I'm moving point five. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Mahalia? Yes? This is Mahalia. How are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth Mcar. I'm calling from Paradise Destinations.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember filling out a contest form at the

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Speaker 1: mall about a month ago? Uh? Yes, I remember? I remember? Why?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Well? Congratulations? What? What? What are you saying?

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? You just want an all expense

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Speaker 1: paid trip to Hawaii? God? Yeah? Hello, I want to

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Speaker 1: remember filling out the form. God, I didn't think I'm

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Speaker 1: really well for real? You're not playing? Okay, for real? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not not joking. Congratulations, Okay, what do? What do

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Speaker 1: I need to do? I get before I give you

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Speaker 1: all the details. It just needs you to calm down

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I want you to be a part

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Speaker 1: of our radio commercial highlighting Hawaii. Will you do that

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Speaker 1: for us? Oh? Yeah, I can do that. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start some music and then I just want

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Speaker 1: you to repeat after me your lines. Okay, no problem. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm Ahlio. Hi, I'm Ahalio. And when I go to Hawaii,

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Speaker 1: And when I go to Hawaii, I take three things

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Speaker 1: with me. I take three things with me, my bikini,

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Speaker 1: my kini, sunglasses, sun glasses, and a big jar of

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Speaker 1: Hawaiian lube. Oh he, is there a problem? No? Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying name. You may be confused with the name.

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Speaker 1: It's a sunscreen. I do not want to be on

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Speaker 1: the radio saying that I'm going to Hawaii and I'm

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Speaker 1: taking a big jar of lube with me. That doesn't

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Speaker 1: even sound like me. Do you understand we do have

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Speaker 1: other sponsors that we need to get in there too,

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Speaker 1: If you'd be willing to read another sponsor. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: can do another sponsor, but I just cannot talk about

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Speaker 1: Loub on the radio. Note not gonna have Okay, well

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Speaker 1: we'll try one more time then. Okay, let's trap. I'll

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Speaker 1: start the music. Okay, just repeat after me, Mahalia when

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Speaker 1: I go to Hawaii. When I go to Hawaii, I

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Speaker 1: take three things with me. I take three things with

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Speaker 1: me my bikiniki, sunglasses and Rico's super absorbent extra large tampons.

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Speaker 1: Are you crave? Are you out of your mind? First

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Speaker 1: you had me talking about Lou. Now you're sitting here

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Speaker 1: want me to talk about Rico and he's super absorbing,

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Speaker 1: extra large, extra long tampons extra extra large, not extra long, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I don't see the problem. No, Haley, you don't see

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Speaker 1: the problem because it's not your name, and it's not

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Speaker 1: you on the radio say you're gonna take extra super

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Speaker 1: absorbent extra large. X is an extra large tampon anyway, Mahlia. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can see that you don't want to read our products.

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Speaker 1: You think it's gonna be hard for me to give

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Speaker 1: you the trip up without getting you on the commercial.

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Speaker 1: I can be honest with you. No, no, no, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, you said, I feel I think them all

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Speaker 1: and I want a trip now. Nobody told me I

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Speaker 1: had to read about tampas and we didn't buy lou

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Speaker 1: But now because I won't do it, you won't. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to give me the trip. Oh no, you

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Speaker 1: don't give me my trip. How about we do one

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Speaker 1: without any sponsors in it. That'll be just fine. That

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Speaker 1: had a found left of perverted. Okay, okay, I've got

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Speaker 1: the music playing. Here we go. I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: get to the beach in Hawaii. I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: get to the beach in Hawaii and strip off my

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Speaker 1: bikini and get dirty. You don't love your mind. Hell,

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Speaker 1: I like saying all of it, tricky off the wall stuff.

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Speaker 1: I want to know right now, who in the hell

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Speaker 1: is this and what in the hell is going on

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Speaker 1: on my phone? This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moved nine to two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Your husband, Chris,

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Speaker 1: emailed us this is my yeah, it is oh God.

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Speaker 1: And I listen to you all in the morning and

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Speaker 1: this is how you're going to treat me. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jewel Funk tabs weekday