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Speaker 1: All right, it is time for something funny, guys.

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Speaker 2: And you know people are getting ready for work right now,

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Speaker 2: probably and maybe they're making their own lunch.

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Speaker 1: You know people do that at home.

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Speaker 2: Well, Steve, it turns out that eighteen percent of people

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Speaker 2: have admitted to eating someone else's lunch at the office.

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Speaker 2: One worker's live tweeting of the mystery of a co

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Speaker 2: worker stolen shrimp fried rice was retweeted over one hundred

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Speaker 2: and seventy three thousand times.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and while.

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Speaker 2: You may think it's funny, and it is kind of funny,

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Speaker 2: I mean when you think about it, you know, getting

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Speaker 2: away with eating someone else's meal, it actually could have

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Speaker 2: some serious consequences on the job. People don't forget stuff

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Speaker 2: like this, and you see these people every single day.

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Speaker 2: This is according to a human resource expert. It becomes

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Speaker 2: a trust issue. So Steve, I have to ask you.

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Speaker 2: I know you did, know you didn't do it often lunches.

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Speaker 3: No, I have never in my life taken somebody's food

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Speaker 3: because I ain't that way.

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Speaker 4: I don't lie. I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you don't know what kind of home they have,

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Speaker 1: but how clean?

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Speaker 3: Right now? Two things I have done, I've had mine taking. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've caught a person what happened, and I've had I've

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Speaker 3: seen a person taken a person's life.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well what happened when someone took cure.

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Speaker 3: Of both these is now situations I used to my advantage. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is not You don't want this out, So now

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Speaker 3: I need a couple of favors.

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Speaker 1: Is you the mom?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: Dog?

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Speaker 3: I mean, look, I saw you because I'm real observant.

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Speaker 3: Y'all know that about me. I'm extremely observed. So I'm

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Speaker 3: watching this dude steal this dude food and the dude

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Speaker 3: food he was still he's deceased. His name is James Paradix,

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Speaker 3: and we worked at General Electric. And this dude was

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Speaker 3: taking James Paradix like a Jenkub cook his hand, asshole,

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Speaker 3: and he was just eating James lunch every now and then, and.

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Speaker 4: I caught him.

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Speaker 3: Now, if I tell this to James Paradix, dog, I'm

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Speaker 3: talking about you. Finna get drugs out in the parking lot,

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Speaker 3: and when you come back in, you're gonna need to

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Speaker 3: show the people that the dough your eye d you know,

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Speaker 3: like sandwiches. You know, James cook ribs, he taking ribs.

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Speaker 3: You know he made pork shoulder sandwich. He used to

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Speaker 3: bring it in to work for everybody. He stole his

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Speaker 3: pork shoulder, said, and James getting upset. So I saw

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Speaker 3: him take James stuff. It was this young white dude

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Speaker 3: that was stealing the food because he was single, and

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Speaker 3: you know he wouldn't bring no lunch half at the time.

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Speaker 4: This stupid head boy game on him with you.

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Speaker 3: So I told him, I say, hey, man, you know

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Speaker 3: if James find out you the one taking his lunch, man,

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Speaker 3: you know what's gonna happen to you?

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Speaker 4: My cheese? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What come?

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Speaker 4: What cheese? Yeah, that's what I need. See.

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Speaker 3: Once I hear that fear your boy, then I got

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Speaker 3: your ass now because oh jeez, it's not a hood turn,

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Speaker 3: he said.

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Speaker 4: Oh jeez.

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Speaker 3: I said, look hold on, man, hold this ain't got

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Speaker 3: good will. Now look this can't stay right here. I

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Speaker 3: need a couple of favors.

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Speaker 4: Man. Now, I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you

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Speaker 4: to cover my job for me. It's not a problem

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Speaker 4: with me, Steve, it's mister Harby. Now you're gonna put

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Speaker 4: some speck on my name.

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Speaker 3: I was the original birds man, you were, so you're

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Speaker 3: gonna put some speck on my name, and so I

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Speaker 3: had him cover cover my job like three times for that.

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Speaker 4: Then I saw a dude take my lunch.

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Speaker 3: This is a black dude had it, just got hired,

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Speaker 3: and he hadn't completed his ninety day probation.

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Speaker 4: Now if I report this, you ain't gonna get the job.

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Speaker 1: And you had him.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine.

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Speaker 3: How the hell your name ain't Steve Gregory Gregory, No,

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Speaker 3: your name is Frederick FREDI st e v.

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Speaker 4: He get confused with Frederick, right right, So I said.

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Speaker 3: So Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple

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Speaker 3: of values from me. Now I'm gonna come in late.

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Speaker 3: I need you to punch my time clock when you

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Speaker 3: get at the gate, punch my time clock for me.

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Speaker 4: Hit me in.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem. Now listen

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Speaker 3: to me. They have a camera aimed at the time clock,

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Speaker 3: so you got to put your back to the camera.

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Speaker 4: So he did it the first time.

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Speaker 1: How do you know all of this?

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Speaker 4: Come on? No, no, excuse me, excuse me talking. I

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Speaker 4: was never a thug. Hulum was crime with a purpose.

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Speaker 3: With respect to the thugs, just out here doing stuff, thugs,

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Speaker 3: crimes with a purpose, and it was always to better

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Speaker 3: uplift oneself?

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Speaker 4: What yes of it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And so that's what I had him do.

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Speaker 3: So I could leave early because of the little white dude,

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Speaker 3: and I could come in.

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Speaker 4: Late cause of Frederick. Wow. So I had him a

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Speaker 4: nice little setup.

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Speaker 2: And then meanwhile at school he was you know, hall

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Speaker 2: passes crime the person hustling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all need passes to be late in this hallway?

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Speaker 4: Who name you put on it?

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Speaker 3: A see, my name was never on the hall pass,

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Speaker 3: So ain't no need you talking about. You got it

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Speaker 3: from Steve because I ain't got no hall pass because

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Speaker 3: I had told the back off my locker anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and so I kept my stuff.

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Speaker 4: I told her back off my locker.

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Speaker 1: I don't get that I had hard or.

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Speaker 3: Bent down and I put all my step behind. So

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Speaker 3: if you open my lock and I ain't never had nothing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I get okay.

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Speaker 3: So I gave you a hall And how the hell

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Speaker 3: I got hall passed over?

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Speaker 1: I'm in class, not learning to write.

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Speaker 4: I'm here mister days in high school? Two cut days

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Speaker 4: all ever? Did? Man? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Wow, see your life has been.

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Speaker 4: It's been wonderful.

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Speaker 1: It really really has.

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Speaker 4: Really thank you and look at you now.

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Speaker 1: Look at you now, I mean Steel, You're listening Morning

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Speaker 1: show