Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Alrighty, well, quite a
Speaker 1: debut for you to, Um, Larry, let me start with you.
Speaker 1: Who had a worse weekend? You or Aaron Rodgers? Well,
Speaker 1: thankfully I was playing against Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football,
Speaker 1: so I guess he had a worse week. All right.
Speaker 1: Uh so, Dil, did you actually have a good week? Um?
Speaker 1: You know that's objective or subjective, I guess. But um,
Speaker 1: I think I started off bad with college and then
Speaker 1: I started rebounding a little with NFL. But I do
Speaker 1: think I had some some bright spots. Okay, let's let's
Speaker 1: recap what you it and then i'll get to bad Larry. So, uh,
Speaker 1: you were four and four last week? Yes? Um? So
Speaker 1: I started off with Thursday night Dak hit the over
Speaker 1: in his passing and a half um and then I
Speaker 1: did also have the Cowboys plus nine in that game
Speaker 1: in a parlay which also had charges plus one which
Speaker 1: hit and then I had the over and Cardinals Titans
Speaker 1: at fifty two and a half and they made it
Speaker 1: to fifty one. So just swinging a miss on that one. Okay, Uh, bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: I got you at four and four, But that seems
Speaker 1: like a generous four and four. Didn't you have like
Speaker 1: seven or eight teasers with your Buffalo bills? Being right?
Speaker 1: That four and four is exactly what it was. And
Speaker 1: the teasers there were six teasers and they went three
Speaker 1: and three three with Buffalo lost and everything else one damn? Okay,
Speaker 1: why don't you recap your your weekend there? Um? No,
Speaker 1: I hard to recap Dan Buffalo, my big bed of
Speaker 1: the week, um destroyed me. Um. I just had to
Speaker 1: hit every other game, that's all. So I'm living with
Speaker 1: four and for the way I have is I'm down
Speaker 1: four units right now because I have five units on
Speaker 1: Buffalo and then four units plus Veg obviously, but um,
Speaker 1: you know I lost the five units on Buffalo and
Speaker 1: then all the other games. One. Uh, your bad beat
Speaker 1: was what did you have? One? Um? You know, I
Speaker 1: had to move my son into Hoboken, so I didn't
Speaker 1: see any games, so I can't tell if they were bad.
Speaker 1: All I heard was I had a block punt for
Speaker 1: a touchdown, and I only need Buffalo to win the games.
Speaker 1: I don't need him to cover and uh block punt
Speaker 1: for a touchdown tough to overcome. I gotta work on
Speaker 1: my special teams. I guess all right, anybody taking any
Speaker 1: action on tonight tonight's gale, I did put two. I
Speaker 1: have too, so that game tonight, damn? Okay, um, I
Speaker 1: have the under in the Giant game at forty one,
Speaker 1: and I have Washington. Okay, So you have Washington minus
Speaker 1: three Washington minus three, right, Okay, Dylan, do you have
Speaker 1: anything on tonight? I am going head to head with
Speaker 1: Larry and I'm taking the Giants plus the points plus
Speaker 1: the points. I like hearing as Dylan. I've got a
Speaker 1: new strategy that I'm actually I'm gonna try and employ
Speaker 1: for the season, and I'm gonna try and take all
Speaker 1: the prime time underdogs against the spread. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: It just kind of came to me in a fever
Speaker 1: dream one night and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: give it a spin. You don't apply much logic with
Speaker 1: your bets. Well, I have found in the past when
Speaker 1: I go down the logic rabbit hole, it actually starts
Speaker 1: to backfire. So okay, recap, give us your picks for
Speaker 1: this week. So you have tonight's game. What else do
Speaker 1: you have? Yeah? So for we want to start NFL
Speaker 1: like whatever you because I have some colleges. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: do college. Okay, So for college, I've got Cincinnati minus
Speaker 1: four against Indiana Miami the U minus six and a
Speaker 1: half over Michigan State. Alabama minus fourteen over Florida fourteen
Speaker 1: and a half. I think it may have moved a little.
Speaker 1: And then two lane Ole miss under seventy six was
Speaker 1: in my college and your NFL ones for the National
Speaker 1: Football League. Um so, in addition to the Giants plus
Speaker 1: the points, I have Titan Seahawks over fifty four and
Speaker 1: a half. Now you have the Giants plus four. Bad
Speaker 1: Larry has Washington minus three. Yes, so I think I
Speaker 1: saw it at three and a half and four. I
Speaker 1: figured maybe it had moved. It's at three now. So
Speaker 1: when I put these in yesterday, it was four. What else?
Speaker 1: Um Cardinals minus four over the uh? Who are the
Speaker 1: Cardinals playing? Vikings? UM? And Steelers minus five and a
Speaker 1: half over the radar, especially after the Raiders did my
Speaker 1: Ravens thirty on mondays um and or I have the
Speaker 1: Ravens Chiefs game over fifty four and a half. And
Speaker 1: then I've got two money line dogs Bengals money line
Speaker 1: plus one over the Bears m and obviously Ravens money
Speaker 1: line plus one sixty over the Chiefs, which is might
Speaker 1: be a throwaway bat also, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Speaker 1: And I have a part one parlay um Rams minus
Speaker 1: three and a half Saints minus three and a half
Speaker 1: in Cincinnati College money line. I just whipped that one together.
Speaker 1: I wish you, I wish you. I wish you did
Speaker 1: as much work at work as you do the other's
Speaker 1: stuff here, uh as we make this segue to somebody
Speaker 1: who doesn't have a job, bad Larry. Alright now, I
Speaker 1: am just driving this days. I just dropped my wife
Speaker 1: off at a stool, and I'm sitting on main street
Speaker 1: in belmar Um. So I gotta look at my pick.
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna have to look on my phone
Speaker 1: for my picks, so do you have any commenting on
Speaker 1: my picks? I won't hear you. I don't think I
Speaker 1: don't know how to work speaker phone. But let me
Speaker 1: say Okay, do you know how do you have time?
Speaker 1: I have the Saints minus three, the Bears minus three,
Speaker 1: the Rams minus four, the Cards minus four, and Dallas
Speaker 1: plus three. They're all to two unit bets. Okay. Ohh
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, and under the Giants at they're all
Speaker 1: two unit bets. Okay. Now I'm back to listen to
Speaker 1: your response. Damn, oh no, no, I'm just here too.
Speaker 1: I'm like the court stenographer. I'm just writing everything down there. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm not finished, I have I have a teaser,
Speaker 1: and then I have a couple more one unit bets
Speaker 1: for you. So let me go back to looking at
Speaker 1: my phone and hang on. I have a three team teaser, Dan,
Speaker 1: That means I get ten points to adjustice reads. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got to tell me if I guessing read you.
Speaker 1: You have a three team teaser with the Buccaneers, the
Speaker 1: Browns and the Rounds and the over in the Rams game.
Speaker 1: And then my one unit bets our Washington minus three,
Speaker 1: the Pats minus five, and the Eagles plus three and
Speaker 1: a half. I's bounced back week, Dan, Uh, no college
Speaker 1: action for you. I didn't do any college I gotta
Speaker 1: wait till after Christmas for college after Christmas, that's when
Speaker 1: I usually go south. You don't you don't know anything
Speaker 1: about these guys yet, who's in a fifth year, who's
Speaker 1: who's transferred. I don't know all that stuff, all right,
Speaker 1: I mean, but you can you can kind of do
Speaker 1: a little guesswork and figure Alabama is probably going to
Speaker 1: kick the crap out of people for the first couple
Speaker 1: of weeks this season. Yeah, I thought that about Notre
Speaker 1: Dame and I was in two. I'm done with Notre
Speaker 1: Dame after that first week. I'm done with them. And
Speaker 1: it worked. It would have worked out if I had
Speaker 1: taken it would Yeah, seventeen point favor. Yeah. Um. I also, Larry,
Speaker 1: I did want to point out um at the end
Speaker 1: of our previous episode, you didn't like one of my
Speaker 1: picks in particular, which was Iowa straight up over Iowa
Speaker 1: stay and I I thought about that when I saw
Speaker 1: that score. Nice pick, that was the That was the
Speaker 1: only college game that hit though, So I'll take I'll
Speaker 1: take what I can get. Well, I you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that Dan was our stenographer, and I think
Speaker 1: he and you might be in cahoots to beat me.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to start writing your picks down.
Speaker 1: So today this week, you got another free path because
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't know if I'm the course
Speaker 1: that Dan's really trying to hit himself to for this.
Speaker 1: So no, it's not like he's secretariat. He's like Mr Ed.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not secretary with a broken leg. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's No, I'm not saddling up with Dylan. No, I'm
Speaker 1: here because you have done this for many, many years,
Speaker 1: and you're pretty good at doing this, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I want you guys to both do well, I'm not
Speaker 1: rooting against anybody here. Well, I would like that's a
Speaker 1: good point. Um, I'm gonna have to start getting on
Speaker 1: some of Dylan's picks. Then that's a slippery slope. But now, Dan,
Speaker 1: where can I hear this podcast of I don't look,
Speaker 1: you're not even capable of the speaker phone, dude, So
Speaker 1: how are you going to hear the podcast? Well, my
Speaker 1: son watches your show every morning, and I go down
Speaker 1: in the basement and watch it with him. But I
Speaker 1: moved him to Hobokera. I don't even have to turn
Speaker 1: his TV on the base, and I might as well
Speaker 1: just shut the door and never go down here again. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work anything. I will get Jack the intern
Speaker 1: to send you the podcast and then okay, that's part.
Speaker 1: I would love that because I one of that. As
Speaker 1: far as just to believe, I hit my button for
Speaker 1: Google and I asked Google and it said Dan Patticks
Speaker 1: not add for the next fourteen days. This is yesterday
Speaker 1: on Google. So I said, where can you view Dan Patrick?
Speaker 1: And he said no, no television for the next fourteen days.
Speaker 1: And then I said, well, maybe that's why they needed
Speaker 1: my picks yesterday because they were going on vacation. Is
Speaker 1: that I mean, is that not true? Or no? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going on vacation. Badlary. I picture you rocking
Speaker 1: like an old flip phone? Is that? Oh? No? To
Speaker 1: put my bets in online, I had to get up Android.
Speaker 1: But it's not My kids all want me to have
Speaker 1: an It's an old Androids. Not for communicating, just that
Speaker 1: placing that just that placing and phone conversation respect anything else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what more do you need? Larry does it? He needs
Speaker 1: a Budweiser and a TV and and that's about it.
Speaker 1: In a flip phone, just to be able to bring
Speaker 1: there like open cannabud right next to me in my car. Right,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to be having a roadie here. It's
Speaker 1: moment that doesn't matter. Well, everybody knows who bad Larry
Speaker 1: is in his hometel. No one's bothering me. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. They're out there on payroll. Um, not even
Speaker 1: on payroll. Just in awe. I guess that's even better, right,
Speaker 1: way better? S Okay, Well, I wish you guys well
Speaker 1: starting with the Giants in Washington game, and good luck
Speaker 1: this weekend we go. I got one more thing, Dylan,
Speaker 1: since we're picking, we're remembering what people said the first
Speaker 1: time I ever spoke to you, said the Giants were
Speaker 1: impossible to watch, and we both agree we should just
Speaker 1: met the under every week. And that second week of
Speaker 1: the season, and you're picking them to win. I said
Speaker 1: they're my team and you said, hope. Well, okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm not picking them to not lose by more than three.
Speaker 1: But um no, I mean this is about as big
Speaker 1: as a snoozer as I could think of Giants football team.
Speaker 1: Um and no Fitzpatricks. So we got that Heineke guy again, right,
Speaker 1: he's actually probably more excited like he was fun to
Speaker 1: watch last year that game. Yeah, he played well against Brady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be something. There's something that's something to do tonight.
Speaker 1: So an old friend of mine, Dan told me, this
Speaker 1: is thirty years ago. We're gambling back in Rod's tavern
Speaker 1: and seeger and he told me that he wishes the
Speaker 1: NFL went to two games every night, So every night
Speaker 1: you had two NFL games and just worked the schedule.
Speaker 1: I don't really care because last night I went to
Speaker 1: bed in like ten thirty last night. There was nothing
Speaker 1: to do. I'm actually looking forward to the watch Washington.
Speaker 1: The days do seem more hollow when they're once it's
Speaker 1: football season. You really noticed when there isn't football on,
Speaker 1: but there is sort of. Then it's nice when you
Speaker 1: get to like Thursday. You know, if it's every day,
Speaker 1: it's like it'd be like Christmas every day. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm right, we're writing down everything. We're documenting everything, Larry,
Speaker 1: just letting you know we have the paperwork for all
Speaker 1: your bets. Okay, that's perfect because we used to keep
Speaker 1: my card game money in an insurance office and figuret
Speaker 1: and every day, you know, we'll just go back in
Speaker 1: like at the end of the year would say, Wow,
Speaker 1: would wouldn't it be nice to just have that money
Speaker 1: sitting in a pile somewhere. Unfortunately I was living on it.
Speaker 1: I'll let you enjoy your Budweiser and uh and we'll
Speaker 1: talk to you next week. You got it. Good luck guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you Larry,