WEBVTT - St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Wakeup

0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap?

0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:05.280
<v Speaker 2>What's the phone tap all about?

0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.240
<v Speaker 1>So Jeffy wants to play a phone tap on her

0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.280
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend Darren. Now Darren does overnights, gets home and goes

0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:12.800
<v Speaker 1>straight to sleep. So we decided let's give Darren some

0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.640
<v Speaker 1>wake up calls with the little Saint Patrick's Day flair

0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:15.960
<v Speaker 1>to it?

0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:18.319
<v Speaker 2>All right, what could go wrong? Let's see here we

0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:28.960
<v Speaker 2>who hellow especially Saint Patty's Day? Missy, I'm the lepri crapper.

0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm a liprick con and I'm a mean green wrapper.

0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.360
<v Speaker 2>Back in Ireland they called me liprick crap. I want

0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:38.480
<v Speaker 2>to go to the end of your rainbow on my brain.

0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Yo, the green coat you got the scuffy red beer

0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:42.760
<v Speaker 1>sucked on your chalet?

0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:51.280
<v Speaker 2>That was weird. Hello, Hello, Why the libriate crapper and

0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.040
<v Speaker 2>the battle again on Saint Patty's Day? Let me be

0:00:54.160 --> 0:01:01.920
<v Speaker 2>your friend. Up to your way to capture me. Maxical

0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:08.600
<v Speaker 2>power can lead you to God. Who is this is this? Darren?

0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Stop it? Man? Is this it's Saint Patty's say, Darren,

0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you three weeks. You know my name? Man,

0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:18.200
<v Speaker 2>you're seriously it's not funny, dude. What whatever you're doing,

0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.959
<v Speaker 2>it's not funny today. If you think it's funny, I

0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.880
<v Speaker 2>did wake me up and I got another thing covered

0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:28.320
<v Speaker 2>for you. Dude. Bye bye, Wait, walk to the door, work.

0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:35.800
<v Speaker 2>I kick your act against the wall. If you keep

0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.400
<v Speaker 2>calling this, I'm gonna put your head from boy. Do

0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you understand me? I know it, but you called me

0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:46.600
<v Speaker 2>your daddarn. I'll give you three weeks. You pull down

0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.400
<v Speaker 2>what's the same, Patty? Say both? Let you pull down

0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:53.040
<v Speaker 2>my pipe. I'll show you something that wishes along back

0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:54.040
<v Speaker 2>pipe and me lucky?

0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Are you screaming? Those who've seen it know it's bigger

0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:56.800
<v Speaker 1>than the.

0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Pitties on the ground. I will squeek you. Oh, put

0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:05.080
<v Speaker 2>you tayble switch your damp, bitch. I'm not filling out

0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:14.240
<v Speaker 2>with you. Have a happy same pass. Completely had it

0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:18.880
<v Speaker 2>with your boot, Karen. What who are you talking to?

0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Damn it? I keep getting his phone call from the idiot.

0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:26.560
<v Speaker 2>He's yelling at me in this leprechaun voice. Every time

0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I try to fall back to sleep. Their phone rings again.

0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't recognize the number. I don't know who this is.

0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:35.200
<v Speaker 2>This happened today, yes, but after them morning. I think

0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.120
<v Speaker 2>I think Mitchell has someone calling me just trying to

0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.720
<v Speaker 2>put a part of my miss working. O God, I

0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:44.760
<v Speaker 2>can please can? They just completely messed up what they

0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.440
<v Speaker 2>were supposed to call you at eight am and wake

0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:51.000
<v Speaker 2>you up? They supposed to be That's exactly what they did.

0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.640
<v Speaker 2>They called me at eight am. What the you're thinking of?

0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Someone called me at eight am? I just thought I

0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:57.600
<v Speaker 2>was just sleep for forty five minutes. Do you out

0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.720
<v Speaker 2>of your mind? Well? They weren't supposed to like yell

0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.920
<v Speaker 2>at you. It was supposed to be like cutetter, What

0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.840
<v Speaker 2>are you supposed to do? You have? You have? You have?

0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Some company called me at eight in the morning when

0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.440
<v Speaker 2>you know when you know I'm at the borrow night

0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.519
<v Speaker 2>it's your favorite holiday. I thought you would like it,

0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:21.720
<v Speaker 2>it was supposed to. I don't relax. I haven't slept

0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.440
<v Speaker 2>in two days. This is my one chance to catch

0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:30.320
<v Speaker 2>up before the weekend. Hey Darren, Darren, what hell is

0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.440
<v Speaker 2>this now? Darren?

0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.880
<v Speaker 1>My name is Garrett, and my little leprechaun over there,

0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:38.160
<v Speaker 1>his name's Ronnie. Oh happy Saint Patrick's d You.

0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Just got phone tapped by your girlfriend, debut, mean man,

0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, are you wearing green. You guys, suck man

0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant's phone tap