WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Scotty B is Bonkers! 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:00.920 Ready. 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:05.480 Sure, Andy, we're ready. You're rolling, I'm rolling. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:09.680 It's all I got this week. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:12.399 I like that simple to the point we're really going 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:13.360 into the boom clap. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:14.960 That's right. What's up man? 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:16.280 Not much? How are you today? 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.160 I'm okay, that's good. That's it. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.520 I mean my chest is on fire from the last 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.439 Serial Killers episode, like literally my chest right now, like 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.760 right here, it's hot. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.800 I don't know why. I don't really believe you. 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:29.400 No it is. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.320 I don't really believe that you're like so allergic to 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:33.080 all these things. I'm not. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.120 I'm not saying I'm so allergic. I'm just saying I 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.120 have mild irritations that aren't fun. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:40.519 Don't get me wrong. I'm not like discrediting allergies. I 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.239 understand it's a major serious thing. People die from it. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.960 I get it. But you I think you're just like, oh, 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:48.280 if I have dried fruit, i'll go down. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.239 No that so again, it's a mild irritation. There are 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.680 people that have EpiPens. Oh yeah, that's the serious one. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:55.720 You don't have any saying. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:59.360 No, I'm saying the mild irritations I have are not great. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:02.200 It's the same way that like when someone like smacks 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.679 your hands. You're like, oh my god, it's red. I 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:06.640 think it's broken. 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.120 So how do you correct a scratchy throat from an 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:11.080 apple that you might eat? 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.320 I don't know. I would usually be drinking water right now. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.080 We don't have any great, thank god. We work in 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:17.520 an office building has zero water. 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:18.600 Oh there's actually some water. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.759 Yeah, but that requires me to get up right now, 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:21.800 and I'm just not in the mood. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:23.120 Got it? So is there anything you want to talk 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.000 about this Weekendrew? Because remember this is you? 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:26.679 Yeah, do you know what happened to me? 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:26.960 What? 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:28.640 So? Like? 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:30.000 Ohait? Did we say it's bull Chat? 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:30.880 Yeah? 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.839 It's the offshoot of the Serial Killers podcast. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:34.919 You don't even need to say that, but okay, yeah, great. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.800 There was a sister podcast. Great. 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:40.959 I obviously a couple of weeks ago, went to the 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.280 green Port and the South Fork. 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:44.200 People don't know what that is. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.360 It's in the Long Island. It's on the island. It's 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.200 not the Long Island. It's whatever on Long Island. So 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:50.760 I was there. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.280 It's way out of the very tippy tippy and like 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.880 the Long Island looks like this at the end. This 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.680 is the North Fork. This is the South Fork because 0:01:58.680 --> 0:01:59.960 North is up and South is down. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.480 Okay, all right, Yeah, I was in the No Fo 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.840 No Faux and it was a rock beach and I 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:08.880 don't hear rock beaches, right. But I found out that 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.639 I can't drink that much anymore. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:12.520 You get an old pal, I am. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.959 Do you know what happens? My heart race is really fast. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.679 And your throat closes up. No, it's just kind of 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.000 strawberry beer. Yeah. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.320 No, No, So where we're trying to go with this 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.760 is I can't drink that much anymore otherwise I get 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.800 really bad heart palpitations. It's crazy. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:29.720 That really is insane, Andrew. 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.079 Yeah, and I feel so old. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.720 Maybe there's just something wrong with you, because that really 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:34.920 shouldn't change with age. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:39.720 Maybe it does, though, why don't we get doctor Oz 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.880 on the phone. I would love that. He'll probably say 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:42.880 stop binge drinking. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.200 Yeah, but he would also probably then just talk for 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:46.560 thirty minutes and we couldn't say a thing. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.600 Yeah, that's true. So well, I'm just saying I feel 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.560 like I'm old now, and I don't want to be 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.040 the person at a party who's like just carrying around 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.360 the same cand all the time, because that's also another 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.600 problem I have, whether it be food or drinks, I 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:01.560 feel like I need to eat it or drink it 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.800 within the first five minutes of it being down in 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:04.240 front of. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:05.880 Me, or what will happen. 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:09.399 I don't know. I just can't paste myself, can you? Yeah, 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.000 I pace you pace yourself. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.080 I can pace, although I am a weird eater, and 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:18.160 amy always is like I don't understand you. Like say Thanksgiving, 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.360 for instance, Yes, I'll have a plate full of everything. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:24.280 I'll eat the turkey, then the mashed potatoes, then the corn, 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.320 then the sweet potatoes, then the stuffing, then whatever green 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.120 stuff is there, Like I don't. I really don't mix. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.720 I eat things and then things. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.760 My dad does that, like Thanksgiving is very methodical, where 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.760 it's like I went up for my first plate. My 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.120 first plate has X, Y and Z. Now I can 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.800 do this, and then I will do this. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:44.560 Although see when I'm at the diner, though, and I 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.760 have my turkey plate at the diner, I will like 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:49.720 dip the turkey in the mashed potatoes. So I don't know. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.240 There's no rhyme or reason to my madness. I'm just mad. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.720 Yeah, I really think I need to get better at 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.840 like eating slower. That's the thing, because it is I 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.000 feel they say it's better for you in every right 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:00.680 which way. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:05.160 Look, it's scary, like he it's like And apparently when 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.200 you eat like that like cookie monster, you a lot 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.040 of air goes in so that is not good for 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.360 your digestive system. Makes you burp a lot, and I 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:14.880 think it also packs on a few pounds. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:16.560 Really, I believe so interesting. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.520 I get completely wrong about that last part, but the 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:21.840 first part is right. So the air, the air well, 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.240 the air. If anything else makes you burp, that's where 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:28.120 burps come from. It's air. Air. Yeah, sometimes it comes 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.240 out this way, sometimes it comes out that way. When 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:30.920 it comes out that. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.440 Way, that's a toot. 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:36.000 That is a toot. So are you I was just 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:40.120 thinking about this. Are you young enough yeah to have 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.320 young enough or old? 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:41.480 And no? 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.800 Are you old enough to have had candy cigarettes when 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.480 you were a kid? Yes, but I don't know if 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.120 you had the same ones that we had when I 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.360 was a kid. Like when I was a kid, they 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.760 had all the packs at the you know, the store 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.080 of the candy store, like a kid in a candy store. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:55.480 I was. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.679 Hate that. 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.080 Sorry, you'll see why I said that. Coming up Monday 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:07.840 on serial Killers. Anyway, what's terrible teeth. Sitting on the 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.640 counter would be the display box of all these fake 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.960 cereal freaking cigarette packs. Yeah, you know, it would say 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:19.159 like mule burrow and all right, and so you would 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:22.000 get them, yeah, and they would be bubblegum, but they 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.039 would be bubble gum inside a piece of paper and 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.279 there was powdered sugar or like flour or whatever it 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:28.920 is around. So you would put it in your mouth 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.719 and you go and like smoke would blow out of 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:32.560 it so much. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:32.960 Fine. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.680 Yeah, So I'd be a kid. I'd be sitting like 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.719 on my bicycle, like blowing powder ound of my stupid cigarette. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:42.839 Cool man. I would get the red one so it 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.719 looked like it was flaming, it was on fire, and 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.200 I would just sit there like that. I mean, dude, 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.480 if those things didn't make kids start smoking, what the hell? 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.360 I mean, that's why you can't really get them anymore. Well, 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:52.560 not like that anyway. 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:55.479 The fifties, sixties and even into the seventies, it was 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:59.000 pretty much just like smoking isn't bad. If anything, it's 0:05:59.040 --> 0:05:59.560 good for you. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.480 I was more fifties and probably early sixties the doctors 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:07.960 would come and be like, so, you know, I think 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:11.400 we're they're gonna have to take out your lung. Why 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:12.280 I don't. 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:15.599 Make sure you also have half a gallon of milk 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.520 because that will make. 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:20.360 Your bones stronger. Oh, milk is good, I know. Look 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.240 there's some there's the bait with milk. Now, we're very 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.839 big fans of milk because we use it frequently. But 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.559 you know, there are people that I know Elvis always 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.880 says on the show that they say, whoever they are, 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.159 that when after you're an infant or a baby, you're 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.719 not supposed to drink milk anymore? Now what? Why? Why not? 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.520 And growing up it was like milk and cookies, steeple 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.080 milk and cookies. I think every once in a while. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.440 But did you notice growing up like the got milkouts 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.800 were like are you eating like for dinner, while you're 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.719 eating your pasta, make sure you have a large glass 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.520 of milk, which, by the way, Nate does terrifies me. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:52.280 Nate does that. 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:55.680 I do not understand people that like eat pizza with 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.159 a glass of milk, me pasta with a glass of milk. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.960 Nate has a big frosty glass of whole milk with 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.680 his meals. It's the strangest thing to me. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:05.520 I don't get it. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:09.240 Chocolate milk, sure, but whole milk with steak. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:13.960 That is disgusting. That is so like old man in 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.080 like a seventies sitcom, Like he's sitting down to dinner 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.160 and he has like the plate in front of him 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:22.160 with the peas, yeah, and a steak and a glass 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:22.600 of milk, and. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.960 Then he smokes a cigarette right after dinner at the table. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:29.040 Hashtag health right, So you know, but it got me 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.760 thinking back to my original statement of old candy that 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:34.160 no longer exists anymore. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:35.080 Yeah, you know. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.560 And there was one that stood out of my mind 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.240 because I was at the supermarket check out the other 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.600 day and I saw something that reminded me of it. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.680 Tell me if you remember this, I mean, this is eighties. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.960 You probably have not even heard of this candy. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:50.080 Some folks don't believe the super fruitiness of Bonkers fruit candy. 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:51.280 They learned soon. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:59.160 Some folks think Bonkers is gom. No, it's not God, 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:05.200 I know, it's candy now with this extra fruity inside. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:06.800 Bonkers is so super fruity. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:15.840 Bonkers bunks you out candy artificially flavored. That was then 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.840 dibisco ding at the end there, but Bonkers bunked you out. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:21.800 It was a sounds oddly sexual. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:24.440 What was going on in that commercial that you couldn't see. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.000 It was a bunch of like old people sitting on 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.480 the couch putting a Bonkers in their mouth, thinking it's gum, 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.480 but it's not, and a giant piece of fruit comes 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.320 down and crushes them. But they laugh. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:33.600 So what is this cereal? 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:34.880 It's not cereal, it's candy. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.000 Oh sorry, the candy. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.320 It's like it was almost like a Starburst type candy. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.360 It was chewy, you know, not quite like stuck in 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.200 your teeth chewy, but it was chewy, and there were 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.800 a bunch of different fruit flavors and bonkers. It was 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.640 a huge candy in the eighties. Huge, and then it 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.920 just kind of went away, you know. Should you hear 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.480 at the very end of artificially flavored, no fruit whatsoever 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:55.840 in there? 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.240 Yeah, I'm trying to think what candies. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.880 Did I we talked about it in the past. Up 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:04.360 Peb Max. I loved Peb Max. That's gone. It's nerds 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.720 rope still around, I don't think so. And I loved 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.839 Nerds rope bar Nune was another one. Hershey's put that 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.680 out in Score. I don't think they make score anymore. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:15.800 And I always loved the Nestley. I think it was 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.199 called Alpine White. It was a white chocolate bar and 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.160 I think it had almonds in it or something like that. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.400 That was delicious. That see, because when I used to 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.880 work in the five a dime, I would be the 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.080 guy that ordered the candy. I was like thirteen years 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:29.559 old and charge. Yeah, he put me in charge. I 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.520 ordered candy and cigarettes. That was my job. So I 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:36.480 would order candy and cigarette that wouldn't happen right from 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.600 the distributor. And I always there were the gums. There were, 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.920 I mean I made our selection of gum, like the 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:47.440 best on Long Island, like every flavor of bubblicious bubble Yum, 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.560 Hubba bubba big Lee chew. We had Gator gum. You 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.079 don't remember Gator gum. It was gatorade gum. 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:54.319 It was. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.640 They had green and they had orange. Yeah, it was 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.480 supposed to like you know, it made no sense whatsoever 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:03.079 because it was full of sugar. But I loved Gator gum. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.600 And then there was freshen up and tools. Tools had 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.520 the squirt of crud in the middle. You would go 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.839 and like spearmint goo would shoot out in your mouth. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:15.959 And they had bubble gum also, and clourettes and all 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:19.360 these crazy clurets. I mean I loved those. God all 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.720 this stuff is and even SERTs. They don't make SERTs anywhere. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.440 Remember seirts? Yeah nope, gone. 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.200 Well, okay. If I could say one thing about mints, 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.839 breath mints. When I was growing up, they often icy 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.560 memes that are like I grew up during the breath 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.880 mint gold rush, and that's true. We had the ice 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:40.199 breakers liquid mints during those little bubbles. Sure, and if 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.079 you had like, you'd go to take one and you 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.440 get like six of them and then your mouth would explode. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.400 There was also the altoids, the that came the can. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.720 I never liked altoys, even though they were one curiously strong. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.439 They were very strong. I was not curious at all 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.319 they were, so I can't eat them. Like Greg t 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.960 used to smoke seventeen packs of cigarettes and then have 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.319 a pop altoys. And he also used to think that 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.480 he would brush his teeth with altoids. He wouldn't really 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.280 brush his teeth or go to the dentist, so he 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.280 would just pop altoys like, oh yeah, it's good. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:11.080 The actual smell like I can the way you're picturing it. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.560 I'm just smelling someone who just smoked a cigarette and 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.800 is masking it with like a cinnamon altoid and I'm gagging. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.520 It may not seem like it, but internally gagging. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:20.840 You know. I just thought of have you ever had 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:25.480 a delpha role a? What delpha rolelfa role So it 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.080 was like a red licorice strawberry I think it was 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.680 strawberry licorice, but it wasn't a stick. It was in 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.400 a it was flat. It was like maybe I don't know, 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.200 maybe an inch wide and it was flat, and it 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:36.520 was in a roll. There were four of them in 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.520 a package, and you would like just like rip them 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.199 off with your teeth. And they went away and came 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:42.760 back for a little bit like maybe in the early 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.600 two thousands, but they're gone again. But that's that was. 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.079 That was a stationary store staple in the candy rack. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.959 Okay, okay, yeah, I don't Yeah, I'm just trying to 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.800 think carefree remember care for jefree is okay y, yeah, 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.280 at leastn'll make carefree, I think, But it was like 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:58.880 they used to have all kinds of random fruit flap. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.079 My mom always used to have the fruit flavor and 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:02.679 the cinnamon. It was the orange and the red and 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.000 she would click it. I always remember clicking her freaking gum. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:06.640 Oh, let me tell you something. My mom does that too, 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:12.000 but gum, Like, here's the biggest scam, gum. Juicy fruit. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.080 Juicy fruit is a scam. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:18.000 Juicy fruit is gonna move you. It's got the taste 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.240 that gets right to you. Juicy fruit, the taste, the taste, 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:22.840 the taste is gonna move you. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.680 No, no, no idea what you're saying. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:29.040 The red kiss a little longer, a little longer, yeah, 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:30.920 huh yeah. And so is doublemint. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.240 Well, there were always a quarter, there was there were 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:37.280 quarter and that's package, that's right. But juicy fruit of 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.040 the three was the biggest scam. You get like the 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.160 really good flavor for about a second and then all 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:43.480 of a sudden it would just be like I am 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.000 chewing paper. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.080 That's right. How about fruit stripe? 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.760 Oh, the biggest that's an even bigger scam. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.000 With the zebra on it. That's that's long gone. I'm 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:51.920 pretty sure they had been. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:53.880 It was in the shape of band aids. They made 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.160 it look like a band aid container. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.040 No, fruit stripe. No, was in a regular gum pack. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.959 Maybe later later and you maybe when they did deluxe ones. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.320 No, that wasn't fruit stripe. I think I know what 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.920 you're talking about. And like bubble tape may have had 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.240 something that looked like a band aid maybe never bubble tape. 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.400 Yeah, yeah, Hubba Bubba meant bubble tape. 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:14.960 No, Hubba Bubba was not bubble tape. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:20.240 Bubble tape, I don't know with the dispenser bubble tape. Okay, 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.679 the bubble tape had a blueberry flavor. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:26.079 Maybe there were and double bubble too. Yes, Bazuka was 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:29.600 the original. Yeah, stupid Buzuka Joe comics. I used to 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.439 save those things and get like a water gun dumb. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:34.040 That's when they used to give out prizes. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.560 You used to have to save the comics and send 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.240 away with like a quarter, and they would send you 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.800 a plastic piece of crap. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.120 I think I never did any of those contests. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.840 Hello, ever, I do every one of them, and I 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:46.760 still do. When I was a kid, I would send 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.920 away rappers and labels and UPCs and quarters and you 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:51.200 know what, at the end of the day. And I 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.120 think I've mentioned this before, I just loved getting mail 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.840 and packages, you know, so I didn't care what it was. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.600 I would send away for every little piece of crap 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.920 in the back of a comic book or whatever, extra 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.280 rate glasses, all that bs. I used to send away 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:05.440 for everything. If there was like on the back of 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.960 a cereal box, send two UPCs and fifty cents. I 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.280 get a Tony the tiger whistle I was in. I 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:12.600 sent away for it didn't matter. 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.920 And then you used that whistle for two minutes and 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:15.959 then said great. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.920 No, well then it broke No, I said, great, Well, 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:20.840 I mean you set me up for that. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:21.160 I did. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:21.480 I did. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:22.080 It was my fault. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:23.440 That was the layup. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.920 If we're talking basketball, which's right, fine, I don't. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:27.560 Know me neither. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:29.800 So I played basketball. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:34.120 I didn't really what such a jerk did. I played 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.240 some sports like Brody likes to make fun of me, 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:39.360 you know, I played like. I played floor hockey. I 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.440 played soccer for many years. I played a little league. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.600 I played baseball. Yeah, you know, but I wasn't. I 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.640 wasn't a sports guy. Yeah, if that makes sense. Same 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:52.720 I was always the guy that was picked last. In Jim, 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.360 I was always on the C team. You know, there 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.040 was a guy there with like a prosthetic leg that 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.400 couldn't walk, and they picked him before me. So I mean, 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:03.360 that's that's the story of my sports career, of my 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:07.600 like middle school sports, it was always like, ugh, God, 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.000 who gets Scott? He's last? You get him. We don't 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.320 want him, You take him. It was that kind of thing. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.000 Is that why you went through your high school rebellious 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.600 phase where you with light fireworks and like. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.360 But no, here's the thing. I never did the bad stuff. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.320 I made other people do bad stuff. That was my 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.720 quote in my yearbook two. You know, a smart person 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.320 is someone that doesn't do things but makes people do 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.800 things or something like that. Thomas Edison said that I forget. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:29.760 Someone said that I forget. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.640 Should I be expecting you on like making a Murderer 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:32.160 season two? 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:35.920 Because it's entirely possible. It's entirely possible. But yeah, No. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.760 From the store that I worked at, with all the candy, 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:41.760 I would like, okay, steal boxes of gum, you know, 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:43.960 And so I would always have packs of gum in 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.880 my lockers. So I was the gum guy, and I 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.080 would just give out gum, you know. So it was 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.200 very popular. I wasn't a sports player, but I was 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:52.479 popular amongst. 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.400 Maybe you should go on Survivor Scott. Maybe you'd have 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:58.720 everyone going under your tutelage. I guess it seems like 0:15:58.720 --> 0:15:59.720 maybe you have that power. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.040 I mean, there was that one time when I packed 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:06.200 my locker full of rotten fruit and jarred like herring 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.720 and vinegar and mayonnaise and broke it in the hallway 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:09.400 and got suspended. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:12.040 There was that What did you do on your suspension? 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:14.720 You just sat in the room with all the derelics 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:18.920 and I played with my Cassio phone dialer watch, which 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:22.160 was all the rage back then. What you would you 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:25.040 would take the phone receiver. Okay, so think of your 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.400 address book in your iPhone. Now, yeah, okay, so you 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.400 had the same type. I mean, it wasn't the same type, 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.480 but you had addresses phone numbers in your watch and 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.080 your Casio watch. Cassio was huge in the eighties. Everyone 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.560 had a Casio watch, but this one was a phone dialer. 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:40.520