Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcasts. There's NICKI hello here, I am
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer podcast. Amazing show
Speaker 1: for you today. I predict. My sister is here in
Speaker 1: person and studio. What's up Lauren, Hi, welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show. Brian Frangie is here, Noah's here, my dog
Speaker 1: is here. Lauren's chilling. She came over today to go
Speaker 1: to my pilates class.
Speaker 2: Thing that I do.
Speaker 1: It's I'm sorry to keep calling it platateus to anyone
Speaker 1: who is associated with the place I go to because
Speaker 1: it's called lagree, and I just agree about calling it that.
Speaker 1: It's called plank p l n K. I call it plunk.
Speaker 1: But it's what they do is lagree. It's it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what it means. Yeah, it's l
Speaker 1: apostrophe a g R E.
Speaker 3: I think did they come from France?
Speaker 1: I don't know who. Will someone look up the meaning.
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's like cardio mixed with strength. It's
Speaker 1: like pilates plus cardio. I don't know. You don't need
Speaker 1: to look it up.
Speaker 4: It came from a country in Europe called Condescension.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, okay yo, Yeah, it does. It was her
Speaker 1: first class. What did you think I talk about this class? Ale?
Speaker 3: It was really hard and there's a lot of different movements,
Speaker 3: different instructions. I mean, it's a lot to master. It's
Speaker 3: you pull levers, you gotta get on different sides there.
Speaker 1: And while you're completing a move and like holding a plank,
Speaker 1: they're describing the next thing you are going to do,
Speaker 1: and then as soon as you get done with it,
Speaker 1: you have to move into that thing. So yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like your time to breathe.
Speaker 3: You're like in a marathon to get to the next move.
Speaker 1: But what I like about it, I like it a
Speaker 1: lot because what I like about it is that they
Speaker 1: don't they're not forcing you to do it right. They're
Speaker 1: not like if you want to, if you yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no correction, which I really appreciate. There's sometimes they do
Speaker 1: just because they can tell you want it, but most
Speaker 1: of the time, no, I do love a question before
Speaker 1: the class forever. Every class I have ever taken, where
Speaker 1: they go any pregnancy postpartum, Like anyone's gonna raise their
Speaker 1: hand in the middle of the class and be like
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant, Like no one or injuries, pregnancy, postpartum, which
Speaker 1: could all be under one umbrella.
Speaker 4: Some people loved announcing their injuries, though. I mean, I've
Speaker 4: seen people who go, I have a wrist injury that
Speaker 4: I can like, oh, I'm so sorry, how'd that happen?
Speaker 4: Here's what you can do.
Speaker 1: Oh. I one time was taking a new class and
Speaker 1: she was like, any injuries and it was just one
Speaker 1: on one with her, so I didn't have to like
Speaker 1: announce it, and I was like, oh, my shoulders kind
Speaker 1: of whatever. And then the Kirsten told me. She was like,
Speaker 1: if you tell them that you have an injury, they'll
Speaker 1: comment on it the whole time. They keep correcting you,
Speaker 1: and so it's like, if you don't want that, just
Speaker 1: adjust for yourself. You don't need a good tip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a good tip because she was right. Because
Speaker 1: they they're libel, then I think is libel the word
Speaker 1: they're liable? Liable? Liability Libel is when you like, say
Speaker 1: something mean bad, and liable is.
Speaker 4: What is when you're when you're accountable and you could
Speaker 4: be sued for something that you're responsible for.
Speaker 1: Okay, I already forgot the word I learned yesterday. Hold
Speaker 1: on inculpate, Yes Oh my god, thank god, I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn new words, Lauren, and this one
Speaker 1: has been a struggle for me. But inculpate is.
Speaker 4: Like because inculpate is like, it's a gross sounding words.
Speaker 1: It's not good. It's not like swallowing it to accuse
Speaker 1: or blame. Yeah, it's not good question for Lauren.
Speaker 5: Yes, So how are you like in these new things
Speaker 5: that you take, like this new class, I'm sure, like,
Speaker 5: do you get overwhelmed by all the instruction and trying
Speaker 5: to follow along and all that stuff? How do you
Speaker 5: handle all that?
Speaker 3: It's it goes so quickly that you just by the
Speaker 3: time if you've messed up that move, you move on
Speaker 3: to another move. I mean I just was looking at
Speaker 3: what everyone else was doing and just trying to copy that.
Speaker 1: Lauren is so good about trying new stuff because she's
Speaker 1: the one that's like, come do this class with me.
Speaker 1: She does a thing called class past where you get
Speaker 1: to try different classes. And like, I'm just someone if
Speaker 1: I find something I like, I do it the same
Speaker 1: thing all the time and I never stray. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're a little bit experimental.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like doing different kind of work workouts because
Speaker 3: then you're just doing the same thing. It's just I
Speaker 3: think I have like too much add that I just
Speaker 3: can't do the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 1: But I like that for my add because I liked
Speaker 1: it to be predictable, so I know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe maybe none of this is add and
Speaker 1: maybe I'm just describing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can just do it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think you're self description a little
Speaker 1: bit more than mine does. I'm like, I like to
Speaker 1: know things the way they are. But it's like I
Speaker 1: was talking to you know, Halla and Kerson on Girls Chatter,
Speaker 1: both pilates instructors, and Halla was saying that she never
Speaker 1: does the same class twice and she puts a lot
Speaker 1: of pressure on herself to like change it up to
Speaker 1: make it different for her students, uh, you know, taking
Speaker 1: the class. And I was like, girl, no one will
Speaker 1: ever notice I've taken these classes a million times. I
Speaker 1: don't notice. I like it when I almost like it.
Speaker 1: When if you did the same thing every day, I
Speaker 1: would I would like it more. But we all put
Speaker 1: so much pressure on ourselves for things that like no
Speaker 1: one cares about. I think it's almost like chronic for
Speaker 1: everyone in every aspect of their lives.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no one cares about anything that anybody does, quite frankly,
Speaker 4: unless it affects them directly. And I think, uh, that's
Speaker 4: a great lesson to just like always take a step
Speaker 4: back and be like, do I really need to be
Speaker 4: doing this this?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, like what you would you mean when you're putting
Speaker 1: yourself pressure on yourself for a project or even like
Speaker 1: a workout, like, no one cares, Like, uh, how do
Speaker 1: you apply that?
Speaker 4: One of the greatest this is kind of tertiary to that,
Speaker 4: but one of the greatest lessons I've learned about working
Speaker 4: out is tertiary. Yes, one of the greatest lessons is
Speaker 4: if you feel like if you pushed yourself a little
Speaker 4: bit harder you would get injured, there is no shame
Speaker 4: in just stopping early, Yeah, because there's nothing worse than
Speaker 4: injuring yourself and then you can't work out for three
Speaker 4: weeks because of it. Yes, that was a wisdom lesson
Speaker 4: I had to learn, because before I'd be like, you
Speaker 4: got to push through you pussy, and then I like
Speaker 4: forced myself to do a squat and then I'd be
Speaker 4: in excruciating pain, and then I'd be like why did
Speaker 4: I do that? Why did I call myself a pussy?
Speaker 1: But then there's also the side of things that where
Speaker 1: you like no.
Speaker 4: Pain, no gain, right, well that's that's toxic.
Speaker 1: And there's like these like motivational lines. Did you what
Speaker 1: was your motivational thing written on the floor? You had
Speaker 1: me at yellow pole or oh that one's dumb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like because when you put on a yellow when
Speaker 1: you put on a yellow spring, it's like lighter load.
Speaker 1: So it's like you had me at yellow So they
Speaker 1: quoted a.
Speaker 4: Rom com from nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: I forgot those term acquire mine was something about like
Speaker 1: lagree is my cardio, and that did make me the
Speaker 1: good because I was like, I don't have to do
Speaker 1: cardio today. I don't feel like this is cardio for me,
Speaker 1: even though you know I should wear like a heart
Speaker 1: rate thing and see if it even doesn't. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there is a time though, where it does
Speaker 1: feel like you should, uh, you should push yourself and
Speaker 1: you get like cause there I've wanted to quit so
Speaker 1: many times in my career. I think I read I've
Speaker 1: quoted this a million times, but I remember years ago
Speaker 1: reading that Luis C. K at least he used to
Speaker 1: run five miles a day because at one point in
Speaker 1: that he always wants to like quit, because it's never easy.
Speaker 1: Five miles is never going to be something that's like whatever,
Speaker 1: it's always no matter how in shape he gets, it's like, ugh,
Speaker 1: that last mile is like I want to quit. I've
Speaker 1: already done four. I'm fine with four. Five is unnecessary,
Speaker 1: but he always pushes through to five, and I'm I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like, uh, being a little uh liberal with
Speaker 1: my understanding of what he said, But he said the
Speaker 1: gist of it was that because he does the five
Speaker 1: the rest of the day when he's on set and
Speaker 1: he's tired and he doesn't want to do another take
Speaker 1: or he doesn't want to get but we don't need
Speaker 1: that extra shot or that extra angle. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: like I know that fifth I've already done that fifth mile,
Speaker 1: so I can do this again today in different ways.
Speaker 1: Or I'm on stage and I'm bombing, or I'm scared
Speaker 1: to do this joke that's new, like pushed through because
Speaker 1: and I think that's what I guess. But for me,
Speaker 1: doing these glasses gives me a false sense of I've
Speaker 1: already done that, so I don't need to do it
Speaker 1: in any other aspect of my life of pushing through.
Speaker 1: So the rest of the day, I'm not like inspired
Speaker 1: by that push through. I'm almost like, you've worked today.
Speaker 1: And I've talked about this before, like doing cardio or
Speaker 1: doing a workout can give you a sense of accomplishment
Speaker 1: that is not really doing anything for my life like
Speaker 1: in any.
Speaker 3: Other mentally, I think though it can get you in
Speaker 3: a different headspace.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes me feel good. I have a little
Speaker 5: anecdote that maybe will sort of help with this. So
Speaker 5: we have a friend who's just going through a really
Speaker 5: hard time, just like with his family and stuff, just
Speaker 5: feeling really bad, and he he was he called Avi
Speaker 5: one evening and who's just like, you know, he's kind
Speaker 5: of like a control freak, but he's working really hard
Speaker 5: on someone to like let go of all that. So
Speaker 5: Avi said to him, He's like, well, you need to
Speaker 5: do something outside of your comfort zone. And our friend
Speaker 5: really likes to exercise, and he's like, you got to
Speaker 5: stop going to the gym and doing the same things.
Speaker 5: He's like, think of what's the thing that you hate
Speaker 5: doing the most. So our friend goes, I hate stretching,
Speaker 5: so Avi says, okay, you got to sign up for
Speaker 5: a yoga class. Our friend is like, no, I don't
Speaker 5: want to go to yoga. So Abvi said, Okay, here's
Speaker 5: this place. They offer a two weeks past and you
Speaker 5: could bring a friend. I will go with you to
Speaker 5: class if you if you buy the pass. So they
Speaker 5: ended up going to the class on Sunday morning and
Speaker 5: the teacher was giving mantras as they were doing the
Speaker 5: yoga poses, and of course, for someone who's impatient like
Speaker 5: our friend and who's a control freak to hold yoga
Speaker 5: poses was very hard, and he said he wanted to quit.
Speaker 5: But then she said this line that he related to
Speaker 5: because it kind of went along with what he's going
Speaker 5: through and it just helped him so much. And at
Speaker 5: the end of it, he was like, Wow, I did
Speaker 5: something that I really can't stand. I felt heard in
Speaker 5: a way. And now he's going to try to go
Speaker 5: to yoga a little bit more and see if that
Speaker 5: helps him.
Speaker 4: What was the line? Was it, Yeah, you complete me?
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: Save the last Dance.
Speaker 3: I don't know it was it was show me the money.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 5: It was basically like, don't look at things of the past.
Speaker 5: You can't control the past, just look forward or something
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so now he's like it, does he like yoga
Speaker 3: or he's just he's hollerrating it.
Speaker 5: But he sees how it can help him outgrow this
Speaker 5: box that he's in.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if someone asked me, like, what's
Speaker 1: the thing you hate the most or because here's the difference,
Speaker 1: Like I hate doing things, and then there are things
Speaker 1: I'm scared of doing because I'm going to be bad
Speaker 1: at them. But I wish I was good at and
Speaker 1: then I would do it, you know, like tennis. I
Speaker 1: wish I was good at tennis. It seems like something
Speaker 1: fun to do, but I'm scared because the only way
Speaker 1: to get good at tennis is to practice, and the
Speaker 1: only way to practice is on a court that's next
Speaker 1: to other people playing tennis at a better level than you,
Speaker 1: and then you are hitting their ball into their game
Speaker 1: and it's just humiliating. There's no way to get good
Speaker 1: at tennis in a vacuum, Like it's I know, it's what.
Speaker 4: About getting a tennis instructor? It sort of feels like
Speaker 4: you'd enjoy having, like tennis lessons.
Speaker 1: I've taken them as a kid. But even the tennis lessons,
Speaker 1: you are still on a court next to people playing
Speaker 1: a game and being in you're like annoying them. But
Speaker 1: why do you care if.
Speaker 3: What they think?
Speaker 1: Because I just feel, really, I feel handicapped in a
Speaker 1: way that I shouldn't be, Like, I feel like I
Speaker 1: look like someone who should be able to play. Like
Speaker 1: if I literally had a handicap and I was bad
Speaker 1: at tennis, like it would be like, oh, wow, you're
Speaker 1: good for like what we expect you to do. But
Speaker 1: I feel like I have all the faculties of someone
Speaker 1: who should be able to be good at it, and
Speaker 1: I'm just not. And it makes me feel insane when
Speaker 1: I'm bad at you You're the same way we took
Speaker 1: tennis lessons.
Speaker 3: Like is if you're not if you don't have a
Speaker 3: natural talent or something.
Speaker 1: Wou John Macrene, that's a lot. That's what. I'm very
Speaker 1: much like John McEnroe in the fact that I will
Speaker 1: throw my tennis racket. But that's the only way in
Speaker 1: which we are similar. But I would just throw it
Speaker 1: because I'm so I whipping a ball. There's nothing more
Speaker 1: frustrating to me than that feeling. And I just I
Speaker 1: realized that when Chris and I almost bought this house
Speaker 1: that had a tennis court, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can maybe go to tennis because I'm this is a
Speaker 1: private and I can be bad alone and not in
Speaker 1: front of other people. I just want to do. I
Speaker 1: want to be bad alone. But I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of like what my stretching thing is, or like my.
Speaker 3: You hate roller coasters, Oh yeah, any extremes amusement.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's actually a good idea, Lauren,
Speaker 1: because it is like I'm a statistics person, Like I'm
Speaker 1: I will follow the laws of math and science and
Speaker 1: like these and the physical world, you can't. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna die on these rides. It's the the odds of
Speaker 1: it are insane. And if I'm driving places and I'm
Speaker 1: flying places like it's it's even I would guess the
Speaker 1: lodds are even slimmer of dying in one of these things,
Speaker 1: which is is the fear I'm gonna die, Wow Moor,
Speaker 1: then I'm just gonna be scared. Maybe that's the scaredness
Speaker 1: comes from the fear of dying, right, Brian, Like, I'm
Speaker 1: scared of being scared, but but I do, like I
Speaker 1: do like the feelings sometimes being haunted house. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I stand by the fact that I am right in
Speaker 1: not liking to be scared in that way, in an
Speaker 1: unpredictable way. I'm I think I'm so right to not
Speaker 1: like scary movies and haunted houses. I don't. That is
Speaker 1: a kind of person I am not, and I don't
Speaker 1: wish to be.
Speaker 4: I used to think that scary movies and stuff were
Speaker 4: a waste of time, and I think I figured out
Speaker 4: why people like them or why they're good, or at
Speaker 4: least why I would enjoy them, even though I've decided,
Speaker 4: like I don't like the look when I saw The
Speaker 4: Ring when I was in middle school or whenever that was,
Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep for months, and every.
Speaker 1: Time nothing to do with your mattress, Yeah, because.
Speaker 4: The mattress was temperpeedic, and I was like, why you're
Speaker 4: giving a kid a temper repeed it. I couldn't and
Speaker 4: whenever like the Snow would come on TV, I would
Speaker 4: freak out. And nowadays I realized, But I love zombie movies,
Speaker 4: I love apocalypse shows. I love things where it's the
Speaker 4: end of the world. I went to go see A
Speaker 4: Quiet Place Part one I enjoyed that. I was like,
Speaker 4: why do I like this? And it was because you
Speaker 4: get to be scared for a finite amount of time
Speaker 4: and then it's over, and so it tricks your subconscious
Speaker 4: into thinking the threat is eliminated and you get this
Speaker 4: period of comfort.
Speaker 1: Wait, why does the Ring not give you that?
Speaker 4: I don't well when I was a kid. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I don't know why, Like straight horror movies.
Speaker 3: Don't do that for me, because zombies are like so
Speaker 3: far from the realm of possibility for us versus like
Speaker 3: if it's like a ghost movie, that's like, oh, that
Speaker 3: could actually be real, because ghosts maybe are real.
Speaker 4: Is it that I don't know? I have no idea.
Speaker 4: I mean, isn't it weird?
Speaker 1: Also that you as a child, No, you never hear
Speaker 1: a child being like I slept horrible less night my back,
Speaker 1: Like a child never complains about sleeping. Why is that?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Because there's one reason? It's because you're not Jewish. No,
Speaker 4: there's no Jews all over. There's six year old Jews
Speaker 4: all over.
Speaker 1: Like like that change that much from thirteen. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about like a teenager from thirteen until twenty seven. You
Speaker 1: can't change that much that like you're it, really, I
Speaker 1: think is mental. I think the pressures of mental Like
Speaker 1: I think our backs start hurting when we start to
Speaker 1: have to be on our own and like provide for
Speaker 1: ourselves and feel more of a sense of autonomy in
Speaker 1: this world and there's not someone taking care of us.
Speaker 1: And I just read a study about how the people
Speaker 1: who are most affected by depression right now are people
Speaker 1: in their twenties. Yeah, everyone thinks it's going to be
Speaker 1: us millennials. For some I don't know what the argument
Speaker 1: they're or they think it's mostly teenagers, right, but teenagers
Speaker 1: are going through a surge of depression and suicide and
Speaker 1: all those things, obviously because of social media is probably
Speaker 1: the main cause, and impending climate change and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But they found that twenty year olds suffer the most
Speaker 1: because there is a support system when you're in height,
Speaker 1: when you're still a kid, you have family, you have
Speaker 1: a school looking out for you. I mean, maybe not well,
Speaker 1: but at least there's some kind of structure in your life.
Speaker 1: And when you're in your twenties, no one's fucking looking
Speaker 1: out for you anymore. And these people in their twenties
Speaker 1: are the loneliest. There's also people aren't going out anymore
Speaker 1: and socializing. People don't have you know, these built in
Speaker 1: social structures that give them friends. So there's so many
Speaker 1: people are so lonely in their twenties and thirties, and
Speaker 1: they're brown, and they're to.
Speaker 4: Get people off the internet and put people into real
Speaker 4: communities again, it's yeah.
Speaker 3: These just people that aren't going out. If they're going, if.
Speaker 1: They're where do they go. They're also people don't go
Speaker 1: to church anymore. You know, church. Church used to be
Speaker 1: a great way for people to meet people. What you do.
Speaker 4: I was in Trader Joe's yesterday and they I was
Speaker 4: wearing my my classic you know, sweatshorts and shirt which
Speaker 4: makes me look like kind of I was just working
Speaker 4: out or something, and so the cashier was like, you
Speaker 4: just get done working out? And I was like, no,
Speaker 4: just to se how I am.
Speaker 1: And then he's like they never stopped being that person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is so funny that like, of course you go
Speaker 1: to Trader Joe's and some comments on your out like, okay,
Speaker 1: go on.
Speaker 4: Well they're the nicest.
Speaker 1: They're the nicest.
Speaker 4: It's the nicest grocery store around. It's your neighborhood Trader Joe's.
Speaker 4: And then you go to Ralphs and they're like, they're
Speaker 4: like they want to kill you. I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: They're like mad that you're buying food at their store.
Speaker 4: But I don't blame them. Obviously, they're just not getting
Speaker 4: paid enough. But the Trader Joe's, this guy was like,
Speaker 4: you gotta go to the rock climbing gym that I
Speaker 4: go do, And I was like what, He's like, you
Speaker 4: gotta joint. He's like, here's what happens. We do rock
Speaker 4: climbing and then around seven o'clock they bring out a
Speaker 4: DJ and then everyone just kind of hangs and climbs
Speaker 4: and talks and we all friends. And I'm like, that's
Speaker 4: like for you, that sounds amazing. I can't think of
Speaker 4: something I would want to do less than this.
Speaker 1: It's it's like the new why would he invite you?
Speaker 1: He doesn't know I don't know, Well, did you give
Speaker 1: a vibe that he would just like? Why would he do?
Speaker 1: Like that's suspicious to me when someone doesn't know me
Speaker 1: and they're like, come on and do this thing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't know me. Like when guys used
Speaker 1: to just like I would be chatting with a guy
Speaker 1: like when I was like dating and single, and they
Speaker 1: would just be like, I don't know, I really see
Speaker 1: a future with us, Like you're so compelling to me,
Speaker 1: like so fast, And I would be like, I call bullshit.
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about me? Is such a lie.
Speaker 1: Watch out for anyone that wants to include you too soon,
Speaker 1: because I'm just I mean, stay at home, stay away
Speaker 1: from people, don't make friends, be suspicious.
Speaker 4: This guy was interesting. I think there's there's a world
Speaker 4: where it's cult and there's a world where I think
Speaker 4: maybe maybe he was hitting on me. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Oh gotcha, Yeah, Okay, that actually okay, I see what's
Speaker 1: going on here. Yeah, Brian, I'm thinking it might be
Speaker 1: that that I didn't even consider that. That's a great then, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't need to I feel like gay gay men
Speaker 1: don't need as much of a for me, And like
Speaker 1: if someone said sex to you, I'm like, you don't
Speaker 1: even know me. But I don't think gay men need
Speaker 1: that kind of like, and a lot of women don't
Speaker 1: need to be there. To be honest with you, we'll
Speaker 1: be back after this. The climbing gym turning into a
Speaker 1: club is probably one of the gayest things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I didn't clock it right away, So
Speaker 1: I feel like that's an god. Gays are having so
Speaker 1: much more fun than us. Oh yeah, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm just like learning it from less culturistas, but I
Speaker 1: like I they're having a lot of fun. They're just
Speaker 1: like they're free. They they because it's such a struggle
Speaker 1: to be you're, to have been gay and to come
Speaker 1: out and be yourself. Once you are, you get to
Speaker 1: be you. And I'm not saying like, oh, they're so
Speaker 1: like it's so easy or whatever, but there is something
Speaker 1: really cool about feeling different for at least a part
Speaker 1: of your life for however long, and then when you
Speaker 1: finally are like, I'm this thing, then you just get
Speaker 1: to be it very loudly, and anyone has a problem
Speaker 1: with it, fucking fuck you, and you just get to
Speaker 1: be you. And it's I don't know, they're just they're
Speaker 1: having a lot of fun. I just I'm I've become
Speaker 1: obsessed with less culture. It's just I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: my sister hot.
Speaker 3: I know I haven't listened.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I told her, like, don't be turned
Speaker 1: off by like all the cultural references that you won't understand,
Speaker 1: and like the lingo, you'll catch on soon and you'll
Speaker 1: feel so much cooler and smarter and more culture literally
Speaker 1: because you listen. So I'm just I can't stop talking
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 5: Is too busy because she's famous now. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 5: saw an article about her, not.
Speaker 1: To mention her three kids, but she she's famous now,
Speaker 1: and so she is. Yeah, she's hired a team. Who
Speaker 1: is to deal with this?
Speaker 3: Nicky Glazer's sister?
Speaker 1: We okay? So I woke up to a text from Jen,
Speaker 1: my assistant, I think on Saturday morning Friday morning that
Speaker 1: said who is Lauren Glazer?
Speaker 5: Who is Nicky Glazer's sister? Is about Nicki Glazer's sister,
Speaker 5: Lauren Glazer. Nicki Glazer and sister Lauren Glazer were born
Speaker 5: just eighteen months apart.
Speaker 1: Yes, is the headline, and then there's a picture of
Speaker 1: us on a ferry boat from Matt, her husband does
Speaker 1: out is part of an outdoor company called Big Muddy
Speaker 1: Adventures in Saint Louis And we went on like a
Speaker 1: old steamboat cruise that was really fun. It was cool,
Speaker 1: and they took a picture of us. Someone did, and
Speaker 1: that's the picture that ended up on this People magazine. Now,
Speaker 1: I woke up to this text from Jen. I gotta
Speaker 1: say I was having like a depressing morning that day.
Speaker 1: It was like, uh, I got hit by depression this weekend,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't deal with this right now,
Speaker 1: Like I can't handle this right now. I don't even know,
Speaker 1: like there wasn't like a jealousy or anything like. I
Speaker 1: think some people thought that I was, like someone wrote
Speaker 1: because I posted on my Instagram story and Jacqueline Novak,
Speaker 1: who I love and has a podcast on our same
Speaker 1: network called Poog. But Jacquelain Novak wrote was like I
Speaker 1: never forget your joke about looking like nos Faratu, like
Speaker 1: and your sister was beautiful and you were behind your
Speaker 1: mom's legs going let it happen me. And so she
Speaker 1: was like this was this trigger. She kind of like
Speaker 1: made a reference like was this rough for you? And
Speaker 1: I'm like no, but it like my biggest fear is
Speaker 1: that I would open it up and then somehow the
Speaker 1: comments would come up first and it would be like
Speaker 1: she should be the famous one, she's prettier, we like
Speaker 1: her more like that was but I was depressed that day,
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't I wasn't thinking clearly, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't read the ship in case the comments somehow
Speaker 1: find me, And I was also going to be horrified,
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I feel really bad that I bring in
Speaker 1: my family to stuff and like people like find out
Speaker 1: things about them that or like put them in like
Speaker 1: when mom had the Julia Roberts thing happen when we
Speaker 1: were in in Europe, but also like it it made
Speaker 1: her look mean in a way that she wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to be and it just like put her in a
Speaker 1: light that she didn't ask for. And I'm like that
Speaker 1: I obviously put her in, but no, I just felt like,
Speaker 1: oh God, does Lauren even want this? And what is
Speaker 1: this going to say? Did some bot write this? Like
Speaker 1: it actually wasn't And it was such a good article.
Speaker 1: It was so sweet and it's so cute that people
Speaker 1: are like they are just trying to give people things
Speaker 1: they want. Someone wants to know people want to know
Speaker 1: who you are.
Speaker 3: You're into like, well, it's only because of you because
Speaker 3: you're so famous.
Speaker 1: Well it was. It was It did feel good to
Speaker 1: me that like someone so interested in me that they
Speaker 1: would want to know about my sister, because I'm also
Speaker 1: that way with celebrities where I'm like, wait, I do
Speaker 1: want to know about Zach Effron's brother. He's a brother,
Speaker 1: like you want to get into the family. It's it's
Speaker 1: fascinating to me. So but it was a really well
Speaker 1: written article. Thank you to whoever wrote it. I forget
Speaker 1: the person who did it. But it was not a bot.
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be a bot. They listened
Speaker 1: to podcasts Emily who Weaver Weaver, Thank you so much. Emily.
Speaker 1: You did great research. You listen to this podcast, you
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast my dad was on, you listen
Speaker 1: to interviews you had done. I mean it was like,
Speaker 1: the only thing you got wrong was her name. My
Speaker 1: sister name is Lauren Green.
Speaker 3: But that's okay because hey, I kind of like that though, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is your name Lauren Glazer Green?
Speaker 3: Like, did it's changed my middle name? No, las didn't.
Speaker 1: No, what so Jane is just gone?
Speaker 3: Jane's gone.
Speaker 1: Like literally, there's no, it's not Lauren Jane Glazer Green. No.
Speaker 3: I didn't keep it. I just I thought it'd be
Speaker 3: too confusing to have four names.
Speaker 1: It's so confusing.
Speaker 4: The Spanish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my God, that's so interesting. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you would change your middle name.
Speaker 4: That's pretty much. I've never heard that before.
Speaker 3: Really, my friend has done it before. I feel like
Speaker 3: it's common.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of it. You're the first person I
Speaker 4: heard doing this.
Speaker 5: No, I think I'm going to do it because I
Speaker 5: have not changed my last I just don't want to
Speaker 5: go through the whole rigamarole of changing my name. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but maybe if I change it to my middle name
Speaker 5: because I don't have a middle name.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you will.
Speaker 1: Oh this is exciting. I should do it. Mind blown.
Speaker 1: Oh then you could.
Speaker 3: Always, like, if you wanted to keep your last name,
Speaker 3: you could just not as like a hyphenated name.
Speaker 4: Okay, I like, can I just dig into that a
Speaker 4: little bit?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: What what was going on with your parents that they
Speaker 4: were like, let's just not give a middle name, lazy,
Speaker 4: it's just pure like we don't want to think of one.
Speaker 1: Is it not a Jewish tradition? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think it just was not a common thing. I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a middle name for some something,
Speaker 4: you know what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: It's so far. I think it's fun, but something. I mean,
Speaker 1: I could I should talk. It took me four months
Speaker 1: to name my dog a first name, and it was
Speaker 1: still a little bit. Her name's Goldie. But I we
Speaker 1: were talking on Girls Chat about how women have to
Speaker 1: give up their names. I've done a bit about it,
Speaker 1: and it's just like kind of strange to me that
Speaker 1: we just you know, you can't find anyone you went
Speaker 1: to high school with. That's yeah, yeah, yeah. I talk
Speaker 1: about in this joke that uh yeah, if you're you're
Speaker 1: the only time your name ever comes up as a
Speaker 1: woman who's married is when your son calls you because
Speaker 1: he's locked out of his bank account and he's like, mom,
Speaker 1: what's your old name and security question? Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: bank banks security question. That's all your name becomes. And
Speaker 1: it's kind of true. But I was reading some kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know, wedding announcement and it was like
Speaker 1: mister and missus Gordon Graham, and I was like, where's
Speaker 1: her at all? She's missus Gordon Graham now, like she
Speaker 1: has his name too, Like fuck that. I'm fine with
Speaker 1: women taking the husband's name. Like I've gotten on board
Speaker 1: with it, even though I'm a little bit like it's
Speaker 1: a I'm not fully on board. I'm a little grossed
Speaker 1: out because it just seems like property and it seems
Speaker 1: like you just lose who you are, and it's it's
Speaker 1: kind of cool. If you don't like your last name,
Speaker 1: you get a new one. It's kind of fun to
Speaker 1: switch it up, like why not? But I do think
Speaker 1: it's strange that you if you're a woman, if you're
Speaker 1: if you're looking for a classmate who you grew up with,
Speaker 1: a woman you grew up with, good luck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a.
Speaker 1: Missing person now because there's no there's no evidence of
Speaker 1: her anywhere. Her name chans on Facebook. You can't find
Speaker 1: her on LinkedIn like you will not. And but any
Speaker 1: guy you went to school with, oh, easiest pie. I
Speaker 1: I this happens to me all the time. I will
Speaker 1: remember someone from high school, and if it's a guy,
Speaker 1: I can find it. Girl can't find it because they've
Speaker 1: gotten married and they've changed it a million times because
Speaker 1: they've gotten remarried again and again. And that's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a shame. But I guess some people don't
Speaker 1: want to be found, so that's good too. But I
Speaker 1: I think it is cute to change your name. It's
Speaker 1: kind of fun.
Speaker 4: Why I did it.
Speaker 1: Your wife kept her name?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's still Alie Cannick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and how do you feel about that? I'm sure
Speaker 1: you don't care at all.
Speaker 4: I don't really. I guess there was part of me
Speaker 4: that was, like, I've I would have liked if she
Speaker 4: decided to change it. That would have given me like
Speaker 4: plus points of happiness, but her not changing it doesn't
Speaker 4: give me negative points. Okay, I'm just like, Okay, she
Speaker 4: has a cool last name.
Speaker 1: I think Chris would feel the same.
Speaker 4: It's a cool name.
Speaker 1: It is Cannick is a cool name. It's crunchy and
Speaker 1: it's cute and it's very her. Yes, she's just like
Speaker 1: she has like a bubbly personality and she's like just
Speaker 1: a crunchy k is like always like a kidsy girl.
Speaker 1: Sound like, what did you even think you why did.
Speaker 2: You change your name?
Speaker 1: You just said you didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think well, Green is a dope name because
Speaker 1: Rachel Green friends, That's what I think.
Speaker 3: It's so common though, it is way more common than Glazer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, there's so many greens out there, and I
Speaker 3: kind of I only changed it because actually I don't
Speaker 3: even know why. I think I just changed it for
Speaker 3: conformity reasons, and when I was when we were going
Speaker 3: to start a family, I was like, it'd be easier
Speaker 3: if we all had the same last name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let me talk about if podcast listeners don't know,
Speaker 1: because you've had to be following me for a really
Speaker 1: long time to know the story when you named your daughter.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good story, really good story. So Brian,
Speaker 3: do you know this?
Speaker 4: No, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I have on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Confused why your name's green.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm because I'm married to that.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's your married name. But you were ah, yes,
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: Now her middle name is.
Speaker 4: Sorry, that was really dumb of me.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it was dumb. I think we
Speaker 1: weren't very clear. But so your daughter, you had a
Speaker 1: son named Arlo at this time. Then you gave birth
Speaker 1: to a daughter, and I was living in New York
Speaker 1: at the time. My parents were in Saint Louis, so
Speaker 1: is Lauren. She goes into labor, I would say, around
Speaker 1: midnight or something. You probably didn't give birth until four
Speaker 1: in the morning, five in the morning, something like that.
Speaker 3: I went into labor probably, yeah, a lot earlier than that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I forget how long, for.
Speaker 3: Maybe eight hours or something. So the baby gets born,
Speaker 3: and baby's born at like four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, four o'clock in the morning. I wake up at
Speaker 1: six am, I think, and see the text.
Speaker 3: That's all spee didn't know the sacks of the baby
Speaker 3: was going to be surprised. Oh, I didn't know. And
Speaker 3: then also didn't have a name picked up or hadn't
Speaker 3: shared any name. So that was all right up for like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so no one knew what was coming down the pike.
Speaker 3: And so then Lauren, So Matt texts a picture of
Speaker 3: Poppy as a newborn infant and writes, Poppy Louise Green,
Speaker 3: Luisa Louisa Green, So sorry, Poppy, Poppy Luisa Green born
Speaker 3: Ape May the third, blah blah blah, the way weighs
Speaker 3: seven pounds six ounces, twenty three inches long, whatever, all
Speaker 3: the things, and like just healthy, happy, and like a
Speaker 3: beautiful picture of her, like just a classic text of information.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the world, Poppy Louise suggss. Just to our parents,
Speaker 3: Just to our parents are my husband's parents.
Speaker 1: And and but this the chat is just our family, me, you, mom, dad, Matt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. And my mom does She the first to
Speaker 1: write back.
Speaker 3: She first to write back, No, Oh my gosh, congratulations, Wow,
Speaker 3: way to go. Lauren like, none of that, welcome to
Speaker 3: the family. All she writes is that is her really
Speaker 3: her name? Question mark. I'm like, oh my god, as.
Speaker 1: If they would have made some sort of joke, isn't
Speaker 1: really her name? I think it was a double question mark.
Speaker 1: I think it was a double which, which is almost
Speaker 1: more marsh, like harsh, so harsh.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, And it's like a welcome to the world. I
Speaker 4: just got finished, happy baby.
Speaker 1: Your granddaughter is just the world finish giving to her.
Speaker 3: Had just pushed my final push.
Speaker 1: It's right up there with cool. She has a reply
Speaker 1: from a mom Wow, but she said that moment.
Speaker 4: Follow oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, congratulations. I love her name. I love her I
Speaker 1: wrote it. I was just like then, I think obviously
Speaker 1: started a sidebar with Lauren and Matt and was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Mom's response and she goes in Mom's defense,
Speaker 1: she was like, I really thought it was a joke.
Speaker 3: She's like, I didn't know that's a name, she.
Speaker 1: Didn't know what that could be a name. And now
Speaker 1: she's like, no one questions the name it's like the
Speaker 1: cutest name ever. Everywhere says with the name, but at
Speaker 1: the time it was it was just oh mom, Mom,
Speaker 1: that was like the biggest mistake of Mom's life. Because
Speaker 1: she has never lived it down.
Speaker 3: She still she kind of doubles down on it though,
Speaker 3: like I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it. Like now she couldn't be anything,
Speaker 1: and we're all like coppy, but we're like, no, Mom,
Speaker 1: it's not that you thought it was a joke. It's
Speaker 1: just it really is that. It's just you couldn't have
Speaker 1: said whether or not they were joking. There is a
Speaker 1: new picture of your granddaughter in the world that is
Speaker 1: just entered the world at five in the morning, and
Speaker 1: you write it's five thirty in the morning. Mom wakes
Speaker 1: up and just right, that's and then wait, the best
Speaker 1: part this whole thing. You would think like after that
Speaker 1: she would write something else. I'm not joking with guys.
Speaker 1: I woke So the announcement was like four am. My
Speaker 1: mom writes at five point thirty when she says it
Speaker 1: is that really her name? Double question mark? And then
Speaker 1: I wake up at like eight. So it's been like
Speaker 1: my mom has left that text for about two and
Speaker 1: a half and I follow up, follow up, no follow up.
Speaker 3: It's so dad texted. I don't even think texted something.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they were just in shock over it, which
Speaker 1: is so dumb. But this is why parents, this is
Speaker 1: why parents are so.
Speaker 2: Like they have to.
Speaker 1: Well, when Forrest came along, I remember Mom was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything, and I go, yeah, you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Like she's like, you don't, we're not say in anything, no, no,
Speaker 1: before he came. Oh, but what do you mean before
Speaker 1: he came? Like if I don't like his name, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything. And it's like, yeah, you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: It's already on the birth certificate. Like she's almost like, well,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get my opinion this time. Well we
Speaker 1: didn't need the flood.
Speaker 4: I have two lines of defense for your mom. One
Speaker 4: is five thirty in the morning. She's probably groggy waking up,
Speaker 4: like what is this random baby?
Speaker 3: She was in labor though she like she knew I
Speaker 3: was at the hospital.
Speaker 1: There's no excuse.
Speaker 4: Number two, okay, is boomers just aren't great at texting.
Speaker 4: They don't, they're not they just don't. They're not good
Speaker 4: at the nuance of the emotion.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I got into a text fight with
Speaker 1: mom the other day that I really I should I
Speaker 1: need to apologize. I did apologize later. I didn't see
Speaker 1: like how upset she was about it, but she was
Speaker 1: like I told her I was going to go see
Speaker 1: a house with Chris and we always invite her to
Speaker 1: go and she's literally never been.
Speaker 2: And so she goes, how's that house? And I go,
Speaker 2: I go, uh, not not good. Not I go, not
Speaker 2: not good.
Speaker 1: But it was a fun time, it's what I said,
Speaker 1: And she goes, so, so what do you get? So
Speaker 1: she said something like, so what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: And I go did I go? Well, clearly, I said
Speaker 1: not good. She goes, what are you gonna do? Something
Speaker 1: like like but are It was like some sort of
Speaker 1: good question of like what are you gonna make an offer?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but you could tell. She was like,
Speaker 1: don't make an offer then, and I'm like, but that
Speaker 1: was me saying not good. And I realized I got
Speaker 1: so upset, and I go, Mom, I when I said
Speaker 1: not good, I thought it implied I would not make
Speaker 1: an offer and that this was a done deal. It
Speaker 1: was like over, but you're still checking to be like, Nikki,
Speaker 1: are you doing something with this? How are you moving
Speaker 1: on this? And I realized I was talking to Chris
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, why did this make me
Speaker 1: so mad? It's because, again, like I talked about it
Speaker 1: last week, when she gets mad at me about like
Speaker 1: taking her to dinner and she goes, we can't it's
Speaker 1: too expensive, it makes me feel like I'm making poor
Speaker 1: financial decisions, like it makes me feel like she judges
Speaker 1: me that I can't be trusted to make financial decisions.
Speaker 1: So when she goes, Nikki, are you gonna do something
Speaker 1: about this house? Are you gonna get it? That wasn't
Speaker 1: her being like are you get it? It was her
Speaker 1: being like thinking I'm going to get something. I just
Speaker 1: said I hate it and it made me so mad
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I can't say anything to
Speaker 1: you without being attacked, and she is right.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I did go hard and I was like, you think
Speaker 1: that I would get a house that I said not good?
Speaker 1: Do you trust me? Look back at the text conversation, Mom,
Speaker 1: see what? And I was like, is this worth it?
Speaker 1: Is this worth it to get into this fight with
Speaker 1: my mom who's not gonna be around forever? Like what
Speaker 1: am I doing? I need to put down the phone
Speaker 1: and just let let our parents text the way they
Speaker 1: text and let it be.
Speaker 5: Yes. Do you know that a majority of people argue
Speaker 5: over the style of people's argument as opposed to like.
Speaker 1: The whoa, oh my god?
Speaker 2: Tone?
Speaker 1: I love to talk about tone.
Speaker 3: Tone creates arguments, I think.
Speaker 4: Yes, yep.
Speaker 5: And you were just saying how, like why is Julie
Speaker 5: saying it like this instead of her expressing her actual concern?
Speaker 5: It comes off with criticism and you respond back to
Speaker 5: it as like why would you say that? So it's
Speaker 5: like we argue about how people say things. Yes, tone
Speaker 5: is also a part of it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I didn't want to interrupt this go. I
Speaker 4: just wanted to do a quick before the five minutes
Speaker 4: is up, a quick recap of three things that we
Speaker 4: talked about. One is shout out to Jacquelyn Novak because
Speaker 4: she is also nominated for an Emmy coming up, Yes,
Speaker 4: writing for a Variety special. And then number two is
Speaker 4: I have a question about Louis c k running five
Speaker 4: miles that seems shocking to me.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude, I read, isn't he like face?
Speaker 4: Wasn't he at the time, especially famously like out of
Speaker 4: shape and a slob, and he talked about how he
Speaker 4: was out.
Speaker 1: Of sty during I'm guessing I read this because I
Speaker 1: remember where I was when I read it. I was
Speaker 1: in my apartment that I lived with with Anya, and
Speaker 1: so I'm guessing it was twenty thirteen or fourteen is
Speaker 1: when I read this, So Louie FX show.
Speaker 4: She was trying to get jacked or in shape thing.
Speaker 1: Probably trying to get in shape.
Speaker 4: Right, miles a day. That's really surprising, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And the number three is your chance of dying in
Speaker 4: a roller coaster accident is oh, thank you, in twenty
Speaker 4: four million, which is actually not that low. I mean,
Speaker 4: imagine how many people go on a lot of.
Speaker 1: That is like heart attacks though, Oh sure, are people
Speaker 1: just being jostled around too much? Jostling lobacked around too much? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Emmys this weekend with Dad. I'm
Speaker 1: bringing Dad is my date. I could have brought mom
Speaker 1: for an extra nine hundred dollars, but I just was like,
Speaker 1: I just want Dad needs a trip alone. I just
Speaker 1: kind of don't want to deal with both of them.
Speaker 1: No offense. Mom, I love you so much and I
Speaker 1: love taking you to things, And I obviously could have
Speaker 1: paid that nine hundred dollars, but I did go momp,
Speaker 1: if you want to go, I'll pay the nine hundred.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't need to go. I like I
Speaker 1: did use the price to like get her to be
Speaker 1: on board with me not going, even though that.
Speaker 3: Is not she probably I'm sure she really wanted to go.
Speaker 3: But I think this will be really good time with
Speaker 3: you and d and Dad again.
Speaker 1: Will feel special, feel special this weekend. Yeah, well, the
Speaker 1: Creative Arts Emmys. I'm presenting at them, and I'm I'm nominated.
Speaker 3: What are you wearing?
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I'm gonna get fitted on Friday,
Speaker 1: so I always get fitted the day before for things,
Speaker 1: so I like don't know how I'm gonna wear my hair.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. I'm getting a spray tan that night.
Speaker 1: Like everything kind of comes together in one day. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe I have to, like
Speaker 1: look the best I've ever looked in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's happening. And Chris is bringing his mom
Speaker 1: and I'm bringing Dad and we're going to parent trap them.
Speaker 1: They're going to fall in love, and then we're going
Speaker 1: to be brother and sister like we've always wanted to
Speaker 1: be and it's going to make our sex life so
Speaker 1: much hotter. That's so weird. Well, what if they did
Speaker 1: fall in love, Like what if they have to each other?
Speaker 1: I mean, anything happen, Anything can happen at the Emmys,
Speaker 1: that's what everyone always says.
Speaker 4: So nominated for Creative Arts.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the best special. Yeah, that's my award
Speaker 1: that the only thing I'm nominated for is being given
Speaker 1: out there. And also the Tom Brady Roast. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and editing will also be get out there, but that's
Speaker 1: not me, that's more Guy Harding and so yeah, my
Speaker 1: the editing will be awarded, rewarded, awarded there to Guy Harding.
Speaker 1: He's gonna win. And then my special, which I'm against
Speaker 1: Dick Van Dyke. Yeah, Billy Joel, Dave Chappelle and uh Joel.
Speaker 4: I feel like you could beat Dave Chappelle because he's
Speaker 4: won so many awards. Like they're gonna be like another one,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Dick Van Dyke is going to take it.
Speaker 1: If they're I'm taking it home because that's already happened.
Speaker 4: And it's the like, well, yeah, you already. It's amazing
Speaker 4: that you defeated Billy Joel and Dick Van.
Speaker 1: Dyke and Dick Van I defeated him.
Speaker 4: He's yes, you finally defeated.
Speaker 1: I told Chris. I'm like, if Dick Van Dyke is
Speaker 1: there and I win, I'm gonna sleep give it to him, Like,
Speaker 1: don't make this ninety nine year old man go to
Speaker 1: the Creative Arts Emmys and don't give it to him.
Speaker 3: Maybe you won't be there.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping he won't be there because I am gonna win,
Speaker 1: and I don't want him to have gotten embarrassing. It's
Speaker 1: so funny, though, that we really like prioritize time, at
Speaker 1: least for me. Like when I see old people doing
Speaker 1: things that are trivial or like meaningless, I'm always like, no, like,
Speaker 1: go do anything else, but listen to this person tell
Speaker 1: you the specials of the day, Like I don't waste
Speaker 1: old people's time, you know, because they don't have much.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, don't, I don't. I don't don't bother
Speaker 1: them with an interview, like don't bother.
Speaker 4: Old I get that.
Speaker 1: For Dick Van Dyke, it doesn't matter because it's all
Speaker 1: the same. We can all die tomorrow and our lives
Speaker 1: are all They've had a bunch of life before this,
Speaker 1: so it's okay to waste old people's time.
Speaker 4: I think that if you're not a famous person, if
Speaker 4: you're a regular old person, from what I've seen in
Speaker 4: my experience, there's nothing that you want more than to
Speaker 4: have your time wasted by somebody because of loneliness.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. O.
Speaker 4: People in my neighborhood will oh love if you just
Speaker 4: stop them and start talking to them about whatever.
Speaker 3: That's so true, that's so true. They don't see people.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm talking about famous old people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for famous people like that alone.
Speaker 1: But they probably still know there's Yeah, they absolutely like
Speaker 1: to stay active.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 1: That's me projecting some bullshit of my own. So, Dick Vandyke,
Speaker 1: you know what, I hope you go, and I hope
Speaker 1: you lose, and I hope you have a great time,
Speaker 1: because guess what, you're used to losing. You've been in
Speaker 1: this business forever. You've had so many ups and downs.
Speaker 1: What's another down for you at the age of ninety nine?
Speaker 1: Why do we have to give? Why should he win
Speaker 1: just because he's ninety nine. I mean that isn't if
Speaker 1: the work is amazing. I think he's ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Ninety nine, he's already winning. And he has a great
Speaker 4: book called Keep Moving, which explains his secret to longevity,
Speaker 4: which is a really great book, a really optimistic book
Speaker 4: that's just so good to read, especially if you're scared
Speaker 4: of dying. Dick Van, Keep Moving is like, okay, unbelievably.
Speaker 1: Optod I'm going to read that, hopefully before I meet him.
Speaker 1: What do you know you're gonna be sitting next to no,
Speaker 1: But I do know the other people that were gonna
Speaker 1: be there. So let's just run down this list. B
Speaker 1: Boy Victor Montalvo, Team USA and Olympian and bronze medal
Speaker 1: winner in Breaking a Break, Dancer Garcel Bouveau, Tempted by Love,
Speaker 1: Jonathan Bennett, Finding Mister Christmas, Mike Berbiglia, Danny Bowman, Love
Speaker 1: on the Spectrum, Danny, the Cartoon Are Animation, Danny, Oh
Speaker 1: my God, the Danny who was like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: have a job, and he goes, I work at Ralfse
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, she dumps that guy because he
Speaker 1: works at ralph And she's like, now, how will that?
Speaker 1: This one guy works at a trading card place. She's
Speaker 1: on a first date on Love on the Spectrum, and
Speaker 1: she's very into whoever she ends up with working in animation. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is important to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all she cares about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so adorable and she talks like a cartoon character.
Speaker 1: She's so cute and so smart and so funny. I
Speaker 1: cannot wait to meet her. This is so exciting. I
Speaker 1: did not even put this together. But she's on a
Speaker 1: date with this guy, a first date, and he works
Speaker 1: at like, you know, Spalding or something for like trading
Speaker 1: cards I don't know, like baseball cards. And he loves
Speaker 1: his job. He's talking about how much, how rewarding it is.
Speaker 1: He's he's an autistic. He's on the spectrum as well.
Speaker 1: He's a great job. And she goes, that's great, Now,
Speaker 1: how will that? How will you transition into animation? And
Speaker 1: like he goes, oh, that's an interesting question. He's not
Speaker 1: even thinking about animation, and she's like really considering LeVar
Speaker 1: Burton Maskim shirm Kovski from So You Think You Could Dance?
Speaker 1: Barbara Corcoran, Oh wait a second, okay, let me just
Speaker 1: tell you who else is gonna be there? And then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to Barbara Corcoran because it reminded
Speaker 1: me of a huge thing. Mark Cuban, Matt Friend, Loury Grenier.
Speaker 1: Dad's gonna meet Shark.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Robert Hirshevik famously married his Dancing with the co star
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Star's partner who he fell in love with,
Speaker 1: Derek Huff. Kristin Kish from Top Chef, Lucy Lou don't
Speaker 1: even think she won't be there, Jane Lynch, I love
Speaker 1: Jane Lynch, Are Automatox, Vander Pump Katie Maloney from Vander Pump.
Speaker 1: I don't know who she is, but I'm excited. Take Nataro,
Speaker 1: Kevin O'Leary, mister wonderful. Yeah, and Hadding what Hannah watting
Speaker 1: Wattingham from Tolaso. Oh, this is a good group. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get to meet these people. I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3: People are presenting with them.
Speaker 1: I think they are. These are oh yeah, these are presenters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, these are the presenters at the Creative Arts Emmys
Speaker 4: this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yes, this weekend on Saturday, and I think it will air.
Speaker 4: In Hollywood or somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think downtown. I don't remember honestly
Speaker 1: where it was, because you just like get in a
Speaker 1: car and they drive you and then you show up. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break and I'm gonna talk to
Speaker 1: you about what Barbara Corcoran's name reminded me of. And you, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm going to reveal this,
Speaker 1: but I have to. Okay, we'll be back up with
Speaker 1: this final thought. Okay, guys, I fout. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: follow most of my Instagram feed is Taylor Swift stuff,
Speaker 1: just different accounts I follow that's showing different Taylor Swift stuff.
Speaker 1: And last night an alert came up that the apartment
Speaker 1: she the townhouse she rented for a month or so
Speaker 1: on Cornelia Street is available for rent, and I go,
Speaker 1: I'm going, And this is an album. If you don't know,
Speaker 1: she like pretty much wrote the Lover album about this house.
Speaker 1: And there's this famous song called Cornelia Street that's about
Speaker 1: this apartment on Cornelia Street. It's just like it's it's
Speaker 1: as if you were It's like Abbey Road for Beatles.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm trying to think of like placing.
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 1: Joni Mitchell, Laurel Canyon, Bungalow. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: the Chelsea Hotel. Uh, this is like an iconic place
Speaker 1: first New York.
Speaker 4: Right in New York.
Speaker 1: I've definitely the Home Alone House Thank You We're that
Speaker 1: amazing album was recorded, So I I've seen this place
Speaker 1: before obviously. Actually, Anya has a producer friend who lived
Speaker 1: whose family owns a place next door. So I was
Speaker 1: like next door to Cornelia Street. But it's like if
Speaker 1: you go there any day in Manhattan, it's like in
Speaker 1: the village. If you go there, there's people taking pictures outside.
Speaker 1: It's like really really famous. It was we went to
Speaker 1: Cornelia Street in Zurich, No, sorry, in Vienna when the
Speaker 1: camp that's where everyone gathered when the concert was canceled
Speaker 1: to a place that was just named the same as
Speaker 1: this street in New York. So this place is up
Speaker 1: for rent. It's insanely expensive, but I definitely messaged the
Speaker 1: broker yesterday and I talked to Chris, and I was like, Chris,
Speaker 1: can we rent this place for the summer? Is it pass?
Speaker 3: What summer?
Speaker 1: Next summer?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Because it becomes available in April, okay, And I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very late on the list of people who
Speaker 1: want to rent this place, But tell me, do you
Speaker 1: think it? Will you know that I don't have great
Speaker 1: dreams of being friends with Taylor Swift. I just like
Speaker 1: my relationship as it is as a fan. But will
Speaker 1: this completely ruin any chance of being friends with her?
Speaker 1: If I happened to rent the place where one of
Speaker 1: my favorite albums was made, Like, would.
Speaker 3: That creep you out?
Speaker 1: If you were her? I know, would you just keep
Speaker 1: me at an arms distance to be like, you rented
Speaker 1: my apartment because it's not about like me, like smelling
Speaker 1: the sheets and being like this is the floorboards where
Speaker 1: she walked. I just it's a cool apartment and it's
Speaker 1: just a cool, funny thing to do, and it's awesome,
Speaker 1: and it's in the best place, and it's Cornelia straight.
Speaker 1: If you're Swift, do you get it?
Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything that you could do to
Speaker 4: creep her out. If she's not already creeped out, like
Speaker 4: which she was going to be creeped out, she'd be
Speaker 4: creeped out by you.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. That's a really really good point.
Speaker 1: I just feel like that could be the nail in
Speaker 1: the coffin of her being like, I don't want this
Speaker 1: girl anywhere near me because that's like next level weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I could see myself even being like if someone
Speaker 1: wanted to like rent out my childhood home or something
Speaker 1: because they're like, I just love Nicky Glazer so much
Speaker 1: I want I can understand a fan wanting to do
Speaker 1: that because I'd want to stay at tailors with childhood home.
Speaker 1: But it might be the thing that makes me go,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't I never will be able
Speaker 1: to get fully close to this person because they're too wackado.
Speaker 3: But I but is she friends with anyone that like
Speaker 3: is an ultra fan of her? I mean, is is
Speaker 3: one of us anything?
Speaker 1: Like she knows all the lyrics and she's like, she's
Speaker 1: a pretty big fan. I think Blake Lively is also
Speaker 1: a pretty big fan through being friends with her, I think,
Speaker 1: but they they do definitely have the same kind of a.
Speaker 3: Fair friends with her before they became super fans.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I think I think Gigi's
Speaker 1: a little bit of both. But because they became friends
Speaker 1: around the same era that I fell in love with,
Speaker 1: Taylor's like her music in nineteen eighty nine, so I
Speaker 1: think it was like, you.
Speaker 4: Know both, Can you disclose the price the rent?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean this is disgusting and I'm really sorry to
Speaker 1: everyone who's like trying to make rent.
Speaker 4: And before you say this, just keep in mind this
Speaker 4: is in Manhattan, in a very nice neighborhood in Manhattan,
Speaker 4: so this is going to be way more expensive.
Speaker 1: And I want to just how the apartment. It's huge
Speaker 1: as a swimming pool in it. Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: a town apartment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like an unimaginably nice place in Manhattan, which
Speaker 4: is already expensive if you want to live in a
Speaker 4: shoe box.
Speaker 1: I don't even know it is fifty grand a month,
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it's going to go up once.
Speaker 4: Based on demand. Yeah, fifty grand a month actually doesn't
Speaker 4: sound so crazy for an apartment in a great neighborhood
Speaker 4: in Manhattan with a swimming pool in it.
Speaker 1: So this is really alarming to me that I would
Speaker 1: ever entertain this, And I know it seems just insane
Speaker 1: in such a waste, but I think it would be
Speaker 1: a place that I would like have people come visit
Speaker 1: and stay, like other swifties. That would really appreciate it,
Speaker 1: like I would share this. Swifties were joking like let's
Speaker 1: all pull together and have like a thousand of us
Speaker 1: all live here together, and that would be empty bucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I just think it would be like it's just like
Speaker 1: a fun thing and and it really is. A Lover
Speaker 1: is like my favorite album and just being in that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just think it would be funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess talking about it right now is
Speaker 1: is funny enough that I would entertain it. But I
Speaker 1: think would you would come visit?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just turn it into a museum.
Speaker 1: They really should. I mean, honestly they should.
Speaker 4: That's around where they have the Old Tenants Museum or
Speaker 4: whatever it's called, where people the Borders Museum, if it's called,
Speaker 4: where people used to live in this cramped conditions as
Speaker 4: immigrants coming into America, and they show you. You get
Speaker 4: to go into this like apartment building and you get
Speaker 4: to see how tiny the rooms were and how everyone
Speaker 4: had to live when they were poor immigrants in like
Speaker 4: the os there.
Speaker 1: We went to the fucking Freud Museum, and that was
Speaker 1: just walking through an old apartment with no furniture in it.
Speaker 4: With Yeah, Taylor Swift's gonna have a museum at some point,
Speaker 4: Dolly Parton Elvis. There's tons of musicians who have museums
Speaker 4: in their childhood homes and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I did write to the realtor last night on
Speaker 1: Instagram and say I'm interested in renting Cornelia Street because
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I this.
Speaker 5: Is what I want to do, Because are you honestly
Speaker 5: for girls trip? I'm looking at the there's an article
Speaker 5: in the Business Insider that shows you the interior.
Speaker 1: Great, and by then you and Kirsten will be able
Speaker 1: to get away from your babies a little bit. Even
Speaker 1: even Sara Lena, who's who's giving birth in a month,
Speaker 1: might by by like next June. Yeah, be able to
Speaker 1: get away for a week end for sure. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bring the babies. Why not all my friends smell like
Speaker 1: weed or little babies Lyric in Florida. Yeah, So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm considering that. Wow, and love it I that that
Speaker 1: would that would really that would that would complete my life.
Speaker 1: I think after Eras, I need to look forward to
Speaker 1: something new Taylor Swift related, because Eras is ending, and
Speaker 1: I think that might be it, even though that seems insane,
Speaker 1: what do you think, Lauren, I I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's cool.
Speaker 3: I mean, why not, it's if the only if, the
Speaker 3: only thing you're afraid of is that she's gonna think
Speaker 3: you're a freak.
Speaker 1: No, I'm afraid of like spending that money that is
Speaker 1: just for a summer of my life.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's three months you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to do three months?
Speaker 4: So what else would you spend one hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: k on? And is there anything that you can do
Speaker 4: extra to make the one hundred fifty k?
Speaker 5: Just put it in like a CD or something. Just
Speaker 5: put an amount that will give you, like that half
Speaker 5: of the of a percentage back, and then by the
Speaker 5: time April comes around you could do it.
Speaker 1: Can I put in a DVD, a Blu Ray? Okay?
Speaker 4: I don't four over the course of a year, So.
Speaker 1: You'd have to buy like a.
Speaker 3: Right next to hers or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe just a month, maybe not one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty but maybe just a month. But I
Speaker 1: think just having a summer in New York where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll write a book in that place or something like,
Speaker 1: do something interesting.
Speaker 3: Entertaining swifties the whole time. You're not gonna be happy,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Girls, Swifties, you know, I'll have a speaker out the
Speaker 1: fucking window. I don't know. I will open up the
Speaker 1: museum over my stay, but respectfully, I will keep I
Speaker 1: will honor the premise. I will be a good tenant.
Speaker 1: But I think it's it's an I've floated it, and
Speaker 1: I know that's just it's just so it's embarrassing that
Speaker 1: amount of money to spend on something like that.
Speaker 4: But people buy Bentley's, Yeah, Bentley across the six hundred.
Speaker 1: People buymes bags, people buy Lubatons, people buy you know,
Speaker 1: people have kids again, people buys have kids, and they go, well,
Speaker 1: this brings me so much enjoyment. This would bring me
Speaker 1: as much as enjoyment as having a baby, like a
Speaker 1: really saturated amount of joy. I want to hard to leave, though,
Speaker 1: I probably.
Speaker 4: I want to examine that though. Will the novelty wear off?
Speaker 4: How how long will it take before you're just living
Speaker 4: in an apartment?
Speaker 1: No, it won't, I think it really won't. I'll just
Speaker 1: I'll have such a good time being there. And I
Speaker 1: think being in New York in the summer, like just
Speaker 1: taking a summer in New York. It will just be
Speaker 1: the greatest. I'll have to take off time from the
Speaker 1: road because I won't want to leave. It's I'll just
Speaker 1: do sets of the cellar.
Speaker 4: How much money tied up in the apartment you stand?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I got to pay off that apartment. But
Speaker 1: I gotta do something. I'll be turning tricks on the
Speaker 1: corner of corner Industry and broom.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be like teaching improv classes.
Speaker 1: By the end of the I will charge for tours
Speaker 1: and I'll make that money back. Yeah, Okay, we're talking. No,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of good you can do with one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And this is this is
Speaker 1: just a pipe dream, but it's one that I want
Speaker 1: to have. And I did recently say yes to something
Speaker 1: that I didn't want to say yes to that might
Speaker 1: pay for this, Okay, So that could be That's why
Speaker 1: you do those things.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Chris's birthday is tomorrow. I haven't gotten him anything. Well,
Speaker 1: I did, but I ordered a vintage shirt of I
Speaker 1: think Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just like went through his records to see what
Speaker 1: music he likes, because I honestly don't know, because he
Speaker 1: likes soft rock a lot. And I went through his
Speaker 1: records and I saw Brian Adams and so I just
Speaker 1: typed in like vintage blank whatever air supply, whatever albums
Speaker 1: I found, and I found this cool Brian, And I'm
Speaker 1: sure that I hope, but it's not arriving to like
Speaker 1: after we leave town, so I don't have anything to
Speaker 1: give him tomorrow. I'll just like write a sincere card
Speaker 1: and is.
Speaker 3: There anything you can get him? Like that's small, but get.
Speaker 4: Him a little snack.
Speaker 1: I could give him the tiniest blow drop, just a
Speaker 1: little blow dump, get him a snack. That's fun. He's
Speaker 1: trying to eat healthy now, he's like really shaping up.
Speaker 1: But we're going to celebrate tonight at the Pasta house.
Speaker 1: My dad is playing music, so we're like doing a
Speaker 1: pre like because tomorrow we have work to do. Brian
Speaker 1: will be there, but tomorrow we're working during his birthday.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do something tonight at pasta house, maybe
Speaker 1: playing a song on my guitar. That's the gift I
Speaker 1: can give him, is to not play on my guitar,
Speaker 1: not play a song. When dad goes, you will play song.
Speaker 1: I usually go yeah, I'll play one, and I play one,
Speaker 1: and I think I'll say no tonight for yes, yes,
Speaker 1: always say yes. I have a voice lessons, so reason
Speaker 1: I like to go really no, I mean a song
Speaker 1: with me because it would really take the pressure off
Speaker 1: me if we did a song together. Yeah, okay, can
Speaker 1: you do? But I love him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Will you sing that with me tonight?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: I gotta go home, and I'm doing the abridged version.
Speaker 1: I cut the second verse and I go right into it.
Speaker 1: You'll figure it out. We can do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well. Dedicated to Chris.
Speaker 4: I'm always very jealous of these amazing family moment the
Speaker 4: tradition you guys have, being able to spend time with
Speaker 4: your family all together in one place every week really
Speaker 4: nice treasure these moments.
Speaker 1: Get that Cornelia Street and I bust out.
Speaker 4: Of Happy Birthday to Chris. And also, by the time
Speaker 4: we talk to the besties next, you will have your Emmy.
Speaker 1: I will be sitting with the Emmy in my goddamn
Speaker 1: lap the next time you see me. I haven't worked
Speaker 1: on my speech yet, but I think I know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Like, I have a couple of lines
Speaker 1: I am going to work on it. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: be one of those people that's like just forgetting names
Speaker 1: and stuff. I'm gonna try to think of something funny
Speaker 1: to say. I'm going to try to make it quick
Speaker 1: and poignant, and I am gonna work on it before though,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna win, and so I need to I
Speaker 1: need to say something great. Question.
Speaker 3: So the award that you're being nominated for is the
Speaker 3: televised version of the Emmys or it's this creative.
Speaker 1: I think it's televised on FXX. But the televised Emmys
Speaker 1: that happens on it's not gonna be on that part ABC.
Speaker 1: I think no, it's not gonna be on that part
Speaker 1: that is the next week And I'm also going to that.
Speaker 1: I hope, I don't. I don't even know if I'm
Speaker 1: going to that one. I'm like holding out that then
Speaker 1: maybe they asked me to present or something. But I'm
Speaker 1: just going to I'm staying in La to go to
Speaker 1: all the parties that follow up. I'm going to like
Speaker 1: five different parties. It's insane. It's gonna be fun, but
Speaker 1: it's Dad going with no Dad. That's the next weekend.
Speaker 1: But we'll go to a couple of parties, because there
Speaker 1: are parties after this put this weekend, so we report
Speaker 1: on all that next week. I'll see you then with
Speaker 1: my emmy. Thank you for listening more and thank you
Speaker 1: for being here. Thank you, Brian said you, Noah, don't
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