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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcasts. There's NICKI hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer podcast. Amazing show

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Speaker 1: for you today. I predict. My sister is here in

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Speaker 1: person and studio. What's up Lauren, Hi, welcome back to

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Speaker 1: the show. Brian Frangie is here, Noah's here, my dog

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Speaker 1: is here. Lauren's chilling. She came over today to go

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Speaker 1: to my pilates class.

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Speaker 2: Thing that I do.

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Speaker 1: It's I'm sorry to keep calling it platateus to anyone

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Speaker 1: who is associated with the place I go to because

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Speaker 1: it's called lagree, and I just agree about calling it that.

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Speaker 1: It's called plank p l n K. I call it plunk.

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Speaker 1: But it's what they do is lagree. It's it's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what it means. Yeah, it's l

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Speaker 1: apostrophe a g R E.

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Speaker 3: I think did they come from France?

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Speaker 1: I don't know who. Will someone look up the meaning.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's it's like cardio mixed with strength. It's

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Speaker 1: like pilates plus cardio. I don't know. You don't need

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Speaker 1: to look it up.

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Speaker 4: It came from a country in Europe called Condescension.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, okay yo, Yeah, it does. It was her

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Speaker 1: first class. What did you think I talk about this class? Ale?

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Speaker 3: It was really hard and there's a lot of different movements,

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Speaker 3: different instructions. I mean, it's a lot to master. It's

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Speaker 3: you pull levers, you gotta get on different sides there.

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Speaker 1: And while you're completing a move and like holding a plank,

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Speaker 1: they're describing the next thing you are going to do,

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Speaker 1: and then as soon as you get done with it,

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Speaker 1: you have to move into that thing. So yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like your time to breathe.

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Speaker 3: You're like in a marathon to get to the next move.

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Speaker 1: But what I like about it, I like it a

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Speaker 1: lot because what I like about it is that they

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Speaker 1: don't they're not forcing you to do it right. They're

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Speaker 1: not like if you want to, if you yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: no correction, which I really appreciate. There's sometimes they do

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Speaker 1: just because they can tell you want it, but most

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Speaker 1: of the time, no, I do love a question before

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Speaker 1: the class forever. Every class I have ever taken, where

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Speaker 1: they go any pregnancy postpartum, Like anyone's gonna raise their

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Speaker 1: hand in the middle of the class and be like

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Speaker 1: I'm pregnant, Like no one or injuries, pregnancy, postpartum, which

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Speaker 1: could all be under one umbrella.

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Speaker 4: Some people loved announcing their injuries, though. I mean, I've

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Speaker 4: seen people who go, I have a wrist injury that

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Speaker 4: I can like, oh, I'm so sorry, how'd that happen?

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Speaker 4: Here's what you can do.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I one time was taking a new class and

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Speaker 1: she was like, any injuries and it was just one

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Speaker 1: on one with her, so I didn't have to like

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Speaker 1: announce it, and I was like, oh, my shoulders kind

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Speaker 1: of whatever. And then the Kirsten told me. She was like,

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Speaker 1: if you tell them that you have an injury, they'll

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Speaker 1: comment on it the whole time. They keep correcting you,

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Speaker 1: and so it's like, if you don't want that, just

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Speaker 1: adjust for yourself. You don't need a good tip. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a good tip because she was right. Because

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Speaker 1: they they're libel, then I think is libel the word

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Speaker 1: they're liable? Liable? Liability Libel is when you like, say

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Speaker 1: something mean bad, and liable is.

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Speaker 4: What is when you're when you're accountable and you could

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Speaker 4: be sued for something that you're responsible for.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I already forgot the word I learned yesterday. Hold

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Speaker 1: on inculpate, Yes Oh my god, thank god, I got it.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn new words, Lauren, and this one

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Speaker 1: has been a struggle for me. But inculpate is.

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Speaker 4: Like because inculpate is like, it's a gross sounding words.

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Speaker 1: It's not good. It's not like swallowing it to accuse

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Speaker 1: or blame. Yeah, it's not good question for Lauren.

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Speaker 5: Yes, So how are you like in these new things

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Speaker 5: that you take, like this new class, I'm sure, like,

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Speaker 5: do you get overwhelmed by all the instruction and trying

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Speaker 5: to follow along and all that stuff? How do you

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Speaker 3: It's it goes so quickly that you just by the

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Speaker 3: time if you've messed up that move, you move on

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Speaker 3: to another move. I mean I just was looking at

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Speaker 1: Lauren is so good about trying new stuff because she's

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Speaker 1: the one that's like, come do this class with me.

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Speaker 1: She does a thing called class past where you get

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Speaker 1: to try different classes. And like, I'm just someone if

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Speaker 1: I find something I like, I do it the same

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Speaker 1: thing all the time and I never stray. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like doing different kind of work workouts because

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Speaker 3: then you're just doing the same thing. It's just I

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Speaker 3: think I have like too much add that I just

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Speaker 1: But I like that for my add because I liked

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Speaker 1: it to be predictable, so I know what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe maybe none of this is add and

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm just describing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can just do it.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think you're self description a little

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Speaker 1: bit more than mine does. I'm like, I like to

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Speaker 1: know things the way they are. But it's like I

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Speaker 1: was talking to you know, Halla and Kerson on Girls Chatter,

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Speaker 1: both pilates instructors, and Halla was saying that she never

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Speaker 1: does the same class twice and she puts a lot

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Speaker 1: of pressure on herself to like change it up to

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Speaker 1: make it different for her students, uh, you know, taking

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Speaker 1: the class. And I was like, girl, no one will

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Speaker 1: ever notice I've taken these classes a million times. I

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Speaker 1: don't notice. I like it when I almost like it.

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Speaker 1: When if you did the same thing every day, I

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Speaker 1: would I would like it more. But we all put

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Speaker 1: so much pressure on ourselves for things that like no

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Speaker 1: one cares about. I think it's almost like chronic for

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no one cares about anything that anybody does, quite frankly,

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Speaker 4: unless it affects them directly. And I think, uh, that's

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Speaker 4: a great lesson to just like always take a step

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Speaker 4: back and be like, do I really need to be

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Speaker 4: doing this this?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Hmmm, like what you would you mean when you're putting

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Speaker 1: yourself pressure on yourself for a project or even like

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Speaker 4: One of the greatest this is kind of tertiary to that,

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Speaker 4: but one of the greatest lessons I've learned about working

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Speaker 4: out is tertiary. Yes, one of the greatest lessons is

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Speaker 4: if you feel like if you pushed yourself a little

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Speaker 4: bit harder you would get injured, there is no shame

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Speaker 4: in just stopping early, Yeah, because there's nothing worse than

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Speaker 4: injuring yourself and then you can't work out for three

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Speaker 4: weeks because of it. Yes, that was a wisdom lesson

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Speaker 4: I had to learn, because before I'd be like, you

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Speaker 4: forced myself to do a squat and then I'd be

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Speaker 4: in excruciating pain, and then I'd be like why did

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Speaker 4: I do that? Why did I call myself a pussy?

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Speaker 1: But then there's also the side of things that where

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Speaker 4: Pain, no gain, right, well that's that's toxic.

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Speaker 1: And there's like these like motivational lines. Did you what

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Speaker 1: was your motivational thing written on the floor? You had

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Speaker 1: me at yellow pole or oh that one's dumb. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you put on a yellow spring, it's like lighter load.

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Speaker 1: So it's like you had me at yellow So they

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Speaker 1: I forgot those term acquire mine was something about like

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Speaker 1: lagree is my cardio, and that did make me the

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Speaker 1: good because I was like, I don't have to do

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Speaker 1: even though you know I should wear like a heart

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Speaker 1: I mean there is a time though, where it does

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Speaker 1: many times in my career. I think I read I've

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Speaker 1: run five miles a day because at one point in

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Speaker 1: Five miles is never going to be something that's like whatever,

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Speaker 1: it's always no matter how in shape he gets, it's like, ugh,

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Speaker 1: kind of like, uh, being a little uh liberal with

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Speaker 1: my understanding of what he said, But he said the

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Speaker 1: like I know that fifth I've already done that fifth mile,

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Speaker 1: to do this joke that's new, like pushed through because

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Speaker 1: and I think that's what I guess. But for me,

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Speaker 1: So the rest of the day, I'm not like inspired

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Speaker 1: And I've talked about this before, like doing cardio or

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Speaker 3: Other mentally, I think though it can get you in

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes me feel good. I have a little

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Speaker 5: anecdote that maybe will sort of help with this. So

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Speaker 5: we have a friend who's just going through a really

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Speaker 5: hard time, just like with his family and stuff, just

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Speaker 5: feeling really bad, and he he was he called Avi

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Speaker 5: do something outside of your comfort zone. And our friend

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Speaker 5: He's like, think of what's the thing that you hate

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Speaker 5: doing the most. So our friend goes, I hate stretching,

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Speaker 5: so Avi says, okay, you got to sign up for

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Speaker 5: could bring a friend. I will go with you to

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Speaker 5: class if you if you buy the pass. So they

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Speaker 5: ended up going to the class on Sunday morning and

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Speaker 5: the teacher was giving mantras as they were doing the

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Speaker 5: yoga poses, and of course, for someone who's impatient like

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Speaker 5: our friend and who's a control freak to hold yoga

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Speaker 5: But then she said this line that he related to

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Speaker 1: be you. And I'm not saying like, oh, they're so

434
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Speaker 1: like it's so easy or whatever, but there is something

435
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Speaker 1: really cool about feeling different for at least a part

436
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,399
Speaker 1: of your life for however long, and then when you

437
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 1: finally are like, I'm this thing, then you just get

438
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,879
Speaker 1: to be it very loudly, and anyone has a problem

439
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 1: with it, fucking fuck you, and you just get to

440
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 1: be you. And it's I don't know, they're just they're

441
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,200
Speaker 1: having a lot of fun. I just I'm I've become

442
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,919
Speaker 1: obsessed with less culture. It's just I'm trying to get

443
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 1: my sister hot.

444
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Speaker 3: I know I haven't listened.

445
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I told her, like, don't be turned

446
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,120
Speaker 1: off by like all the cultural references that you won't understand,

447
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 1: and like the lingo, you'll catch on soon and you'll

448
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 1: feel so much cooler and smarter and more culture literally

449
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 1: because you listen. So I'm just I can't stop talking

450
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 1: about it.

451
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 5: Is too busy because she's famous now. Oh yeah, I

452
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 5: saw an article about her, not.

453
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 1: To mention her three kids, but she she's famous now,

454
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: and so she is. Yeah, she's hired a team. Who

455
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 1: is to deal with this?

456
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 3: Nicky Glazer's sister?

457
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: We okay? So I woke up to a text from Jen,

458
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Speaker 1: my assistant, I think on Saturday morning Friday morning that

459
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 1: said who is Lauren Glazer?

460
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 5: Who is Nicky Glazer's sister? Is about Nicki Glazer's sister,

461
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,160
Speaker 5: Lauren Glazer. Nicki Glazer and sister Lauren Glazer were born

462
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 5: just eighteen months apart.

463
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 1: Yes, is the headline, and then there's a picture of

464
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 1: us on a ferry boat from Matt, her husband does

465
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 1: out is part of an outdoor company called Big Muddy

466
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: Adventures in Saint Louis And we went on like a

467
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: old steamboat cruise that was really fun. It was cool,

468
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: and they took a picture of us. Someone did, and

469
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 1: that's the picture that ended up on this People magazine. Now,

470
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: I woke up to this text from Jen. I gotta

471
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: say I was having like a depressing morning that day.

472
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 1: It was like, uh, I got hit by depression this weekend,

473
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't deal with this right now,

474
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 1: Like I can't handle this right now. I don't even know,

475
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 1: like there wasn't like a jealousy or anything like. I

476
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: think some people thought that I was, like someone wrote

477
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: because I posted on my Instagram story and Jacqueline Novak,

478
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: who I love and has a podcast on our same

479
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: network called Poog. But Jacquelain Novak wrote was like I

480
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: never forget your joke about looking like nos Faratu, like

481
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 1: and your sister was beautiful and you were behind your

482
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 1: mom's legs going let it happen me. And so she

483
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 1: was like this was this trigger. She kind of like

484
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: made a reference like was this rough for you? And

485
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 1: I'm like no, but it like my biggest fear is

486
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 1: that I would open it up and then somehow the

487
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 1: comments would come up first and it would be like

488
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: she should be the famous one, she's prettier, we like

489
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 1: her more like that was but I was depressed that day,

490
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't I wasn't thinking clearly, so I was like,

491
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,479
Speaker 1: I can't read the ship in case the comments somehow

492
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: find me, And I was also going to be horrified,

493
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I feel really bad that I bring in

494
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: my family to stuff and like people like find out

495
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: things about them that or like put them in like

496
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: when mom had the Julia Roberts thing happen when we

497
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: were in in Europe, but also like it it made

498
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 1: her look mean in a way that she wasn't trying

499
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: to be and it just like put her in a

500
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: light that she didn't ask for. And I'm like that

501
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: I obviously put her in, but no, I just felt like,

502
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: oh God, does Lauren even want this? And what is

503
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: this going to say? Did some bot write this? Like

504
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: it actually wasn't And it was such a good article.

505
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: It was so sweet and it's so cute that people

506
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: are like they are just trying to give people things

507
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: they want. Someone wants to know people want to know

508
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 1: who you are.

509
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 3: You're into like, well, it's only because of you because

510
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 3: you're so famous.

511
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: Well it was. It was It did feel good to

512
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: me that like someone so interested in me that they

513
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: would want to know about my sister, because I'm also

514
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: that way with celebrities where I'm like, wait, I do

515
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: want to know about Zach Effron's brother. He's a brother,

516
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 1: like you want to get into the family. It's it's

517
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: fascinating to me. So but it was a really well

518
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: written article. Thank you to whoever wrote it. I forget

519
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: the person who did it. But it was not a bot.

520
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be a bot. They listened

521
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: to podcasts Emily who Weaver Weaver, Thank you so much. Emily.

522
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: You did great research. You listen to this podcast, you

523
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast my dad was on, you listen

524
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: to interviews you had done. I mean it was like,

525
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: the only thing you got wrong was her name. My

526
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: sister name is Lauren Green.

527
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 3: But that's okay because hey, I kind of like that though, because.

528
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, is your name Lauren Glazer Green?

529
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 3: Like, did it's changed my middle name? No, las didn't.

530
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: No, what so Jane is just gone?

531
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: Jane's gone.

532
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: Like literally, there's no, it's not Lauren Jane Glazer Green. No.

533
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 3: I didn't keep it. I just I thought it'd be

534
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,719
Speaker 3: too confusing to have four names.

535
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: It's so confusing.

536
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 4: The Spanish.

537
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my God, that's so interesting. I didn't know

538
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: you would change your middle name.

539
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 4: That's pretty much. I've never heard that before.

540
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 3: Really, my friend has done it before. I feel like

541
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 3: it's common.

542
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 4: I've never heard of it. You're the first person I

543
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 4: heard doing this.

544
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 5: No, I think I'm going to do it because I

545
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 5: have not changed my last I just don't want to

546
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 5: go through the whole rigamarole of changing my name. Yeah,

547
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 5: but maybe if I change it to my middle name

548
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 5: because I don't have a middle name.

549
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 4: Oh no, you will.

550
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: Oh this is exciting. I should do it. Mind blown.

551
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: Oh then you could.

552
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 3: Always, like, if you wanted to keep your last name,

553
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 3: you could just not as like a hyphenated name.

554
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 4: Okay, I like, can I just dig into that a

555
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 4: little bit?

556
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: Why?

557
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 4: What what was going on with your parents that they

558
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 4: were like, let's just not give a middle name, lazy,

559
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 4: it's just pure like we don't want to think of one.

560
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: Is it not a Jewish tradition? Maybe? Yeah?

561
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 5: I think it just was not a common thing. I

562
00:25:59,320 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 5: don't know.

563
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a middle name for some something,

564
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 4: you know what we were talking about.

565
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: It's so far. I think it's fun, but something. I mean,

566
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 1: I could I should talk. It took me four months

567
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: to name my dog a first name, and it was

568
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: still a little bit. Her name's Goldie. But I we

569
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: were talking on Girls Chat about how women have to

570
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: give up their names. I've done a bit about it,

571
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: and it's just like kind of strange to me that

572
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: we just you know, you can't find anyone you went

573
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: to high school with. That's yeah, yeah, yeah. I talk

574
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: about in this joke that uh yeah, if you're you're

575
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: the only time your name ever comes up as a

576
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: woman who's married is when your son calls you because

577
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: he's locked out of his bank account and he's like, mom,

578
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: what's your old name and security question? Yeah, it's a

579
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: bank banks security question. That's all your name becomes. And

580
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: it's kind of true. But I was reading some kind

581
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: of I don't know, wedding announcement and it was like

582
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: mister and missus Gordon Graham, and I was like, where's

583
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: her at all? She's missus Gordon Graham now, like she

584
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: has his name too, Like fuck that. I'm fine with

585
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: women taking the husband's name. Like I've gotten on board

586
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: with it, even though I'm a little bit like it's

587
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: a I'm not fully on board. I'm a little grossed

588
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: out because it just seems like property and it seems

589
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: like you just lose who you are, and it's it's

590
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: kind of cool. If you don't like your last name,

591
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: you get a new one. It's kind of fun to

592
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: switch it up, like why not? But I do think

593
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: it's strange that you if you're a woman, if you're

594
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: if you're looking for a classmate who you grew up with,

595
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: a woman you grew up with, good luck.

596
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a.

597
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: Missing person now because there's no there's no evidence of

598
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: her anywhere. Her name chans on Facebook. You can't find

599
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: her on LinkedIn like you will not. And but any

600
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: guy you went to school with, oh, easiest pie. I

601
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: I this happens to me all the time. I will

602
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: remember someone from high school, and if it's a guy,

603
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: I can find it. Girl can't find it because they've

604
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: gotten married and they've changed it a million times because

605
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: they've gotten remarried again and again. And that's a little

606
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: bit of a shame. But I guess some people don't

607
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: want to be found, so that's good too. But I

608
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: I think it is cute to change your name. It's

609
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: kind of fun.

610
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 4: Why I did it.

611
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: Your wife kept her name?

612
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's still Alie Cannick.

613
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and how do you feel about that? I'm sure

614
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,719
Speaker 1: you don't care at all.

615
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 4: I don't really. I guess there was part of me

616
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 4: that was, like, I've I would have liked if she

617
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 4: decided to change it. That would have given me like

618
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 4: plus points of happiness, but her not changing it doesn't

619
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 4: give me negative points. Okay, I'm just like, Okay, she

620
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 4: has a cool last name.

621
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: I think Chris would feel the same.

622
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 4: It's a cool name.

623
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: It is Cannick is a cool name. It's crunchy and

624
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: it's cute and it's very her. Yes, she's just like

625
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: she has like a bubbly personality and she's like just

626
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: a crunchy k is like always like a kidsy girl.

627
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: Sound like, what did you even think you why did.

628
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: You change your name?

629
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: You just said you didn't.

630
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 5: I didn't.

631
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think well, Green is a dope name because

632
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: Rachel Green friends, That's what I think.

633
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 3: It's so common though, it is way more common than Glazer.

634
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

635
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 3: Well yeah, there's so many greens out there, and I

636
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: kind of I only changed it because actually I don't

637
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 3: even know why. I think I just changed it for

638
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 3: conformity reasons, and when I was when we were going

639
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: to start a family, I was like, it'd be easier

640
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 3: if we all had the same last name.

641
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let me talk about if podcast listeners don't know,

642
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: because you've had to be following me for a really

643
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: long time to know the story when you named your daughter.

644
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good story, really good story. So Brian,

645
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 3: do you know this?

646
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 4: No, I have no idea.

647
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I have on Instagram.

648
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 4: Confused why your name's green.

649
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm because I'm married to that.

650
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's your married name. But you were ah, yes,

651
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 4: I was.

652
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: Now her middle name is.

653
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 4: Sorry, that was really dumb of me.

654
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it was dumb. I think we

655
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: weren't very clear. But so your daughter, you had a

656
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: son named Arlo at this time. Then you gave birth

657
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: to a daughter, and I was living in New York

658
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: at the time. My parents were in Saint Louis, so

659
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: is Lauren. She goes into labor, I would say, around

660
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: midnight or something. You probably didn't give birth until four

661
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: in the morning, five in the morning, something like that.

662
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 3: I went into labor probably, yeah, a lot earlier than that.

663
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I forget how long, for.

664
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: Maybe eight hours or something. So the baby gets born,

665
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: and baby's born at like four o'clock in the morning.

666
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, four o'clock in the morning. I wake up at

667
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: six am, I think, and see the text.

668
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: That's all spee didn't know the sacks of the baby

669
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 3: was going to be surprised. Oh, I didn't know. And

670
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 3: then also didn't have a name picked up or hadn't

671
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 3: shared any name. So that was all right up for like, yeah,

672
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: so no one knew what was coming down the pike.

673
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: And so then Lauren, So Matt texts a picture of

674
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 3: Poppy as a newborn infant and writes, Poppy Louise Green,

675
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: Luisa Louisa Green, So sorry, Poppy, Poppy Luisa Green born

676
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 3: Ape May the third, blah blah blah, the way weighs

677
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:37,239
Speaker 3: seven pounds six ounces, twenty three inches long, whatever, all

678
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 3: the things, and like just healthy, happy, and like a

679
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: beautiful picture of her, like just a classic text of information.

680
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 3: Welcome to the world, Poppy Louise suggss. Just to our parents,

681
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 3: Just to our parents are my husband's parents.

682
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: And and but this the chat is just our family, me, you, mom, dad, Matt. Yeah,

683
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: that's it. And my mom does She the first to

684
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: write back.

685
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 3: She first to write back, No, Oh my gosh, congratulations, Wow,

686
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 3: way to go. Lauren like, none of that, welcome to

687
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: the family. All she writes is that is her really

688
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 3: her name? Question mark. I'm like, oh my god, as.

689
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: If they would have made some sort of joke, isn't

690
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: really her name? I think it was a double question mark.

691
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: I think it was a double which, which is almost

692
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: more marsh, like harsh, so harsh.

693
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

694
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 4: Wow, And it's like a welcome to the world. I

695
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 4: just got finished, happy baby.

696
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: Your granddaughter is just the world finish giving to her.

697
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 3: Had just pushed my final push.

698
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: It's right up there with cool. She has a reply

699
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: from a mom Wow, but she said that moment.

700
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 4: Follow oh my.

701
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: Gosh, congratulations. I love her name. I love her I

702
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: wrote it. I was just like then, I think obviously

703
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: started a sidebar with Lauren and Matt and was like,

704
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: oh my god. Mom's response and she goes in Mom's defense,

705
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: she was like, I really thought it was a joke.

706
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 3: She's like, I didn't know that's a name, she.

707
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: Didn't know what that could be a name. And now

708
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: she's like, no one questions the name it's like the

709
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: cutest name ever. Everywhere says with the name, but at

710
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: the time it was it was just oh mom, Mom,

711
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: that was like the biggest mistake of Mom's life. Because

712
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: she has never lived it down.

713
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 3: She still she kind of doubles down on it though,

714
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 3: like I thought it was a joke.

715
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know it. Like now she couldn't be anything,

716
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: and we're all like coppy, but we're like, no, Mom,

717
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: it's not that you thought it was a joke. It's

718
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: just it really is that. It's just you couldn't have

719
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: said whether or not they were joking. There is a

720
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: new picture of your granddaughter in the world that is

721
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: just entered the world at five in the morning, and

722
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: you write it's five thirty in the morning. Mom wakes

723
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: up and just right, that's and then wait, the best

724
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: part this whole thing. You would think like after that

725
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: she would write something else. I'm not joking with guys.

726
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: I woke So the announcement was like four am. My

727
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: mom writes at five point thirty when she says it

728
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: is that really her name? Double question mark? And then

729
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: I wake up at like eight. So it's been like

730
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: my mom has left that text for about two and

731
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: a half and I follow up, follow up, no follow up.

732
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: It's so dad texted. I don't even think texted something.

733
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, they were just in shock over it, which

734
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: is so dumb. But this is why parents, this is

735
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: why parents are so.

736
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 2: Like they have to.

737
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: Well, when Forrest came along, I remember Mom was like,

738
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything, and I go, yeah, you shouldn't.

739
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: Like she's like, you don't, we're not say in anything, no, no,

740
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: before he came. Oh, but what do you mean before

741
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 1: he came? Like if I don't like his name, I'm

742
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything. And it's like, yeah, you shouldn't.

743
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: It's already on the birth certificate. Like she's almost like, well,

744
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get my opinion this time. Well we

745
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: didn't need the flood.

746
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 4: I have two lines of defense for your mom. One

747
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 4: is five thirty in the morning. She's probably groggy waking up,

748
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 4: like what is this random baby?

749
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: She was in labor though she like she knew I

750
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 3: was at the hospital.

751
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: There's no excuse.

752
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 4: Number two, okay, is boomers just aren't great at texting.

753
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 4: They don't, they're not they just don't. They're not good

754
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: at the nuance of the emotion.

755
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I got into a text fight with

756
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: mom the other day that I really I should I

757
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: need to apologize. I did apologize later. I didn't see

758
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: like how upset she was about it, but she was

759
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: like I told her I was going to go see

760
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: a house with Chris and we always invite her to

761
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: go and she's literally never been.

762
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 2: And so she goes, how's that house? And I go,

763
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: I go, uh, not not good. Not I go, not

764
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 2: not good.

765
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: But it was a fun time, it's what I said,

766
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: And she goes, so, so what do you get? So

767
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: she said something like, so what are you gonna do?

768
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: And I go did I go? Well, clearly, I said

769
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: not good. She goes, what are you gonna do? Something

770
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: like like but are It was like some sort of

771
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: good question of like what are you gonna make an offer?

772
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but you could tell. She was like,

773
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: don't make an offer then, and I'm like, but that

774
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: was me saying not good. And I realized I got

775
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: so upset, and I go, Mom, I when I said

776
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: not good, I thought it implied I would not make

777
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: an offer and that this was a done deal. It

778
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: was like over, but you're still checking to be like, Nikki,

779
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: are you doing something with this? How are you moving

780
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: on this? And I realized I was talking to Chris

781
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, why did this make me

782
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: so mad? It's because, again, like I talked about it

783
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 1: last week, when she gets mad at me about like

784
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: taking her to dinner and she goes, we can't it's

785
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: too expensive, it makes me feel like I'm making poor

786
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: financial decisions, like it makes me feel like she judges

787
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: me that I can't be trusted to make financial decisions.

788
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: So when she goes, Nikki, are you gonna do something

789
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: about this house? Are you gonna get it? That wasn't

790
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: her being like are you get it? It was her

791
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: being like thinking I'm going to get something. I just

792
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: said I hate it and it made me so mad

793
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I can't say anything to

794
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: you without being attacked, and she is right.

795
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 2: I did.

796
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: I did go hard and I was like, you think

797
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: that I would get a house that I said not good?

798
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: Do you trust me? Look back at the text conversation, Mom,

799
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: see what? And I was like, is this worth it?

800
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: Is this worth it to get into this fight with

801
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: my mom who's not gonna be around forever? Like what

802
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: am I doing? I need to put down the phone

803
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: and just let let our parents text the way they

804
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: text and let it be.

805
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 5: Yes. Do you know that a majority of people argue

806
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 5: over the style of people's argument as opposed to like.

807
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: The whoa, oh my god?

808
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 2: Tone?

809
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: I love to talk about tone.

810
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 3: Tone creates arguments, I think.

811
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 4: Yes, yep.

812
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 5: And you were just saying how, like why is Julie

813
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 5: saying it like this instead of her expressing her actual concern?

814
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 5: It comes off with criticism and you respond back to

815
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 5: it as like why would you say that? So it's

816
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 5: like we argue about how people say things. Yes, tone

817
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 5: is also a part of it.

818
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 3: Yes, I do.

819
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I didn't want to interrupt this go. I

820
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 4: just wanted to do a quick before the five minutes

821
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 4: is up, a quick recap of three things that we

822
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 4: talked about. One is shout out to Jacquelyn Novak because

823
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 4: she is also nominated for an Emmy coming up, Yes,

824
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 4: writing for a Variety special. And then number two is

825
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 4: I have a question about Louis c k running five

826
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 4: miles that seems shocking to me.

827
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude, I read, isn't he like face?

828
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 4: Wasn't he at the time, especially famously like out of

829
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 4: shape and a slob, and he talked about how he

830
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 4: was out.

831
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: Of sty during I'm guessing I read this because I

832
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: remember where I was when I read it. I was

833
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: in my apartment that I lived with with Anya, and

834
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: so I'm guessing it was twenty thirteen or fourteen is

835
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: when I read this, So Louie FX show.

836
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 4: She was trying to get jacked or in shape thing.

837
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 1: Probably trying to get in shape.

838
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 4: Right, miles a day. That's really surprising, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

839
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 4: And the number three is your chance of dying in

840
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 4: a roller coaster accident is oh, thank you, in twenty

841
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 4: four million, which is actually not that low. I mean,

842
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 4: imagine how many people go on a lot of.

843
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: That is like heart attacks though, Oh sure, are people

844
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: just being jostled around too much? Jostling lobacked around too much? Yeah,

845
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Emmys this weekend with Dad. I'm

846
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: bringing Dad is my date. I could have brought mom

847
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: for an extra nine hundred dollars, but I just was like,

848
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: I just want Dad needs a trip alone. I just

849
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: kind of don't want to deal with both of them.

850
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: No offense. Mom, I love you so much and I

851
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: love taking you to things, And I obviously could have

852
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 1: paid that nine hundred dollars, but I did go momp,

853
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: if you want to go, I'll pay the nine hundred.

854
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't need to go. I like I

855
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: did use the price to like get her to be

856
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: on board with me not going, even though that.

857
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 3: Is not she probably I'm sure she really wanted to go.

858
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 3: But I think this will be really good time with

859
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 3: you and d and Dad again.

860
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: Will feel special, feel special this weekend. Yeah, well, the

861
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: Creative Arts Emmys. I'm presenting at them, and I'm I'm nominated.

862
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 3: What are you wearing?

863
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I'm gonna get fitted on Friday,

864
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: so I always get fitted the day before for things,

865
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 1: so I like don't know how I'm gonna wear my hair.

866
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. I'm getting a spray tan that night.

867
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: Like everything kind of comes together in one day. I'm like,

868
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe I have to, like

869
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: look the best I've ever looked in a couple of days.

870
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's happening. And Chris is bringing his mom

871
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: and I'm bringing Dad and we're going to parent trap them.

872
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: They're going to fall in love, and then we're going

873
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: to be brother and sister like we've always wanted to

874
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: be and it's going to make our sex life so

875
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: much hotter. That's so weird. Well, what if they did

876
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: fall in love, Like what if they have to each other?

877
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: I mean, anything happen, Anything can happen at the Emmys,

878
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: that's what everyone always says.

879
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 4: So nominated for Creative Arts.

880
00:40:54,440 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: That's the that's the best special. Yeah, that's my award

881
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: that the only thing I'm nominated for is being given

882
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: out there. And also the Tom Brady Roast. Oh yeah,

883
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: and editing will also be get out there, but that's

884
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: not me, that's more Guy Harding and so yeah, my

885
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: the editing will be awarded, rewarded, awarded there to Guy Harding.

886
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: He's gonna win. And then my special, which I'm against

887
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: Dick Van Dyke. Yeah, Billy Joel, Dave Chappelle and uh Joel.

888
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 4: I feel like you could beat Dave Chappelle because he's

889
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 4: won so many awards. Like they're gonna be like another one,

890
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 4: you know.

891
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Dick Van Dyke is going to take it.

892
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: If they're I'm taking it home because that's already happened.

893
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 4: And it's the like, well, yeah, you already. It's amazing

894
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 4: that you defeated Billy Joel and Dick Van.

895
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: Dyke and Dick Van I defeated him.

896
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 4: He's yes, you finally defeated.

897
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: I told Chris. I'm like, if Dick Van Dyke is

898
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: there and I win, I'm gonna sleep give it to him, Like,

899
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: don't make this ninety nine year old man go to

900
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: the Creative Arts Emmys and don't give it to him.

901
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 3: Maybe you won't be there.

902
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: I'm hoping he won't be there because I am gonna win,

903
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: and I don't want him to have gotten embarrassing. It's

904
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: so funny, though, that we really like prioritize time, at

905
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: least for me. Like when I see old people doing

906
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: things that are trivial or like meaningless, I'm always like, no, like,

907
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: go do anything else, but listen to this person tell

908
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: you the specials of the day, Like I don't waste

909
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 1: old people's time, you know, because they don't have much.

910
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: I'm always like, don't, I don't. I don't don't bother

911
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: them with an interview, like don't bother.

912
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 4: Old I get that.

913
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: For Dick Van Dyke, it doesn't matter because it's all

914
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: the same. We can all die tomorrow and our lives

915
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: are all They've had a bunch of life before this,

916
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: so it's okay to waste old people's time.

917
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: I think that if you're not a famous person, if

918
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 4: you're a regular old person, from what I've seen in

919
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 4: my experience, there's nothing that you want more than to

920
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 4: have your time wasted by somebody because of loneliness.

921
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. O.

922
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 4: People in my neighborhood will oh love if you just

923
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 4: stop them and start talking to them about whatever.

924
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: That's so true, that's so true. They don't see people.

925
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: I guess I'm talking about famous old people.

926
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, for famous people like that alone.

927
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: But they probably still know there's Yeah, they absolutely like

928
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: to stay active.

929
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: You're right.

930
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 1: That's me projecting some bullshit of my own. So, Dick Vandyke,

931
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: you know what, I hope you go, and I hope

932
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: you lose, and I hope you have a great time,

933
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: because guess what, you're used to losing. You've been in

934
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 1: this business forever. You've had so many ups and downs.

935
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: What's another down for you at the age of ninety nine?

936
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: Why do we have to give? Why should he win

937
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: just because he's ninety nine. I mean that isn't if

938
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: the work is amazing. I think he's ninety nine.

939
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: Ninety nine, he's already winning. And he has a great

940
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 4: book called Keep Moving, which explains his secret to longevity,

941
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 4: which is a really great book, a really optimistic book

942
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 4: that's just so good to read, especially if you're scared

943
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 4: of dying. Dick Van, Keep Moving is like, okay, unbelievably.

944
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: Optod I'm going to read that, hopefully before I meet him.

945
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: What do you know you're gonna be sitting next to no,

946
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: But I do know the other people that were gonna

947
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: be there. So let's just run down this list. B

948
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: Boy Victor Montalvo, Team USA and Olympian and bronze medal

949
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: winner in Breaking a Break, Dancer Garcel Bouveau, Tempted by Love,

950
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: Jonathan Bennett, Finding Mister Christmas, Mike Berbiglia, Danny Bowman, Love

951
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: on the Spectrum, Danny, the Cartoon Are Animation, Danny, Oh

952
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: my God, the Danny who was like, oh, do you

953
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,919
Speaker 1: have a job, and he goes, I work at Ralfse

954
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, she dumps that guy because he

955
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: works at ralph And she's like, now, how will that?

956
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: This one guy works at a trading card place. She's

957
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: on a first date on Love on the Spectrum, and

958
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: she's very into whoever she ends up with working in animation. Yes,

959
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: this is important to her.

960
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all she cares about you.

961
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so adorable and she talks like a cartoon character.

962
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: She's so cute and so smart and so funny. I

963
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: cannot wait to meet her. This is so exciting. I

964
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: did not even put this together. But she's on a

965
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: date with this guy, a first date, and he works

966
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: at like, you know, Spalding or something for like trading

967
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 1: cards I don't know, like baseball cards. And he loves

968
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: his job. He's talking about how much, how rewarding it is.

969
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: He's he's an autistic. He's on the spectrum as well.

970
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: He's a great job. And she goes, that's great, Now,

971
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: how will that? How will you transition into animation? And

972
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: like he goes, oh, that's an interesting question. He's not

973
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: even thinking about animation, and she's like really considering LeVar

974
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: Burton Maskim shirm Kovski from So You Think You Could Dance?

975
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: Barbara Corcoran, Oh wait a second, okay, let me just

976
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: tell you who else is gonna be there? And then

977
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to Barbara Corcoran because it reminded

978
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: me of a huge thing. Mark Cuban, Matt Friend, Loury Grenier.

979
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: Dad's gonna meet Shark.

980
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

981
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: Robert Hirshevik famously married his Dancing with the co star

982
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Star's partner who he fell in love with,

983
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: Derek Huff. Kristin Kish from Top Chef, Lucy Lou don't

984
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: even think she won't be there, Jane Lynch, I love

985
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: Jane Lynch, Are Automatox, Vander Pump Katie Maloney from Vander Pump.

986
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't know who she is, but I'm excited. Take Nataro,

987
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: Kevin O'Leary, mister wonderful. Yeah, and Hadding what Hannah watting

988
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: Wattingham from Tolaso. Oh, this is a good group. I'm

989
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: gonna get to meet these people. I'm gonna be.

990
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 3: People are presenting with them.

991
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: I think they are. These are oh yeah, these are presenters.

992
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, these are the presenters at the Creative Arts Emmys

993
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 4: this weekend.

994
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: Yes, this weekend on Saturday, and I think it will air.

995
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 4: In Hollywood or somewhere else.

996
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think downtown. I don't remember honestly

997
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: where it was, because you just like get in a

998
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: car and they drive you and then you show up. Okay,

999
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break and I'm gonna talk to

1000
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,959
Speaker 1: you about what Barbara Corcoran's name reminded me of. And you, guys,

1001
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm going to reveal this,

1002
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: but I have to. Okay, we'll be back up with

1003
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: this final thought. Okay, guys, I fout. Okay, so I

1004
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: follow most of my Instagram feed is Taylor Swift stuff,

1005
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 1: just different accounts I follow that's showing different Taylor Swift stuff.

1006
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: And last night an alert came up that the apartment

1007
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: she the townhouse she rented for a month or so

1008
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: on Cornelia Street is available for rent, and I go,

1009
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm going, And this is an album. If you don't know,

1010
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: she like pretty much wrote the Lover album about this house.

1011
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: And there's this famous song called Cornelia Street that's about

1012
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: this apartment on Cornelia Street. It's just like it's it's

1013
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: as if you were It's like Abbey Road for Beatles.

1014
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: It's like I'm trying to think of like placing.

1015
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 4: It's like.

1016
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: Joni Mitchell, Laurel Canyon, Bungalow. I'm trying to think of

1017
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: the Chelsea Hotel. Uh, this is like an iconic place

1018
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: first New York.

1019
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 4: Right in New York.

1020
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: I've definitely the Home Alone House Thank You We're that

1021
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: amazing album was recorded, So I I've seen this place

1022
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: before obviously. Actually, Anya has a producer friend who lived

1023
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: whose family owns a place next door. So I was

1024
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: like next door to Cornelia Street. But it's like if

1025
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: you go there any day in Manhattan, it's like in

1026
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 1: the village. If you go there, there's people taking pictures outside.

1027
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: It's like really really famous. It was we went to

1028
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: Cornelia Street in Zurich, No, sorry, in Vienna when the

1029
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: camp that's where everyone gathered when the concert was canceled

1030
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: to a place that was just named the same as

1031
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: this street in New York. So this place is up

1032
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: for rent. It's insanely expensive, but I definitely messaged the

1033
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: broker yesterday and I talked to Chris, and I was like, Chris,

1034
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: can we rent this place for the summer? Is it pass?

1035
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 3: What summer?

1036
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: Next summer?

1037
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 4: Okay?

1038
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: Because it becomes available in April, okay, And I'm sure

1039
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very late on the list of people who

1040
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: want to rent this place, But tell me, do you

1041
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: think it? Will you know that I don't have great

1042
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: dreams of being friends with Taylor Swift. I just like

1043
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: my relationship as it is as a fan. But will

1044
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: this completely ruin any chance of being friends with her?

1045
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: If I happened to rent the place where one of

1046
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: my favorite albums was made, Like, would.

1047
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: That creep you out?

1048
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: If you were her? I know, would you just keep

1049
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: me at an arms distance to be like, you rented

1050
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: my apartment because it's not about like me, like smelling

1051
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: the sheets and being like this is the floorboards where

1052
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: she walked. I just it's a cool apartment and it's

1053
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: just a cool, funny thing to do, and it's awesome,

1054
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: and it's in the best place, and it's Cornelia straight.

1055
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: If you're Swift, do you get it?

1056
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything that you could do to

1057
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 4: creep her out. If she's not already creeped out, like

1058
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 4: which she was going to be creeped out, she'd be

1059
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 4: creeped out by you.

1060
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. That's a really really good point.

1061
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: I just feel like that could be the nail in

1062
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: the coffin of her being like, I don't want this

1063
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: girl anywhere near me because that's like next level weird. Yeah,

1064
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: because I could see myself even being like if someone

1065
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: wanted to like rent out my childhood home or something

1066
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: because they're like, I just love Nicky Glazer so much

1067
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: I want I can understand a fan wanting to do

1068
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: that because I'd want to stay at tailors with childhood home.

1069
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: But it might be the thing that makes me go,

1070
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't I never will be able

1071
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: to get fully close to this person because they're too wackado.

1072
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 3: But I but is she friends with anyone that like

1073
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 3: is an ultra fan of her? I mean, is is

1074
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: one of us anything?

1075
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: Like she knows all the lyrics and she's like, she's

1076
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: a pretty big fan. I think Blake Lively is also

1077
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: a pretty big fan through being friends with her, I think,

1078
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: but they they do definitely have the same kind of a.

1079
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 3: Fair friends with her before they became super fans.

1080
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I think I think Gigi's

1081
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: a little bit of both. But because they became friends

1082
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: around the same era that I fell in love with,

1083
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: Taylor's like her music in nineteen eighty nine, so I

1084
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: think it was like, you.

1085
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 4: Know both, Can you disclose the price the rent?

1086
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1087
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: I mean this is disgusting and I'm really sorry to

1088
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 1: everyone who's like trying to make rent.

1089
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 4: And before you say this, just keep in mind this

1090
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 4: is in Manhattan, in a very nice neighborhood in Manhattan,

1091
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 4: so this is going to be way more expensive.

1092
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: And I want to just how the apartment. It's huge

1093
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: as a swimming pool in it. Oh my god, okay,

1094
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: a town apartment.

1095
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like an unimaginably nice place in Manhattan, which

1096
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 4: is already expensive if you want to live in a

1097
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 4: shoe box.

1098
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: I don't even know it is fifty grand a month,

1099
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it's going to go up once.

1100
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 4: Based on demand. Yeah, fifty grand a month actually doesn't

1101
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 4: sound so crazy for an apartment in a great neighborhood

1102
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 4: in Manhattan with a swimming pool in it.

1103
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 1: So this is really alarming to me that I would

1104
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: ever entertain this, And I know it seems just insane

1105
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 1: in such a waste, but I think it would be

1106
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: a place that I would like have people come visit

1107
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: and stay, like other swifties. That would really appreciate it,

1108
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,479
Speaker 1: like I would share this. Swifties were joking like let's

1109
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: all pull together and have like a thousand of us

1110
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: all live here together, and that would be empty bucks.

1111
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.

1112
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: I just think it would be like it's just like

1113
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: a fun thing and and it really is. A Lover

1114
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: is like my favorite album and just being in that.

1115
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just think it would be funny.

1116
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess talking about it right now is

1117
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: is funny enough that I would entertain it. But I

1118
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: think would you would come visit?

1119
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 3: Right?

1120
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 2: Hell?

1121
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1122
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just turn it into a museum.

1123
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,919
Speaker 1: They really should. I mean, honestly they should.

1124
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 4: That's around where they have the Old Tenants Museum or

1125
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 4: whatever it's called, where people the Borders Museum, if it's called,

1126
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 4: where people used to live in this cramped conditions as

1127
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 4: immigrants coming into America, and they show you. You get

1128
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 4: to go into this like apartment building and you get

1129
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 4: to see how tiny the rooms were and how everyone

1130
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 4: had to live when they were poor immigrants in like

1131
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 4: the os there.

1132
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: We went to the fucking Freud Museum, and that was

1133
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: just walking through an old apartment with no furniture in it.

1134
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 4: With Yeah, Taylor Swift's gonna have a museum at some point,

1135
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 4: Dolly Parton Elvis. There's tons of musicians who have museums

1136
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 4: in their childhood homes and stuff like that.

1137
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: Well, I did write to the realtor last night on

1138
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 1: Instagram and say I'm interested in renting Cornelia Street because

1139
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I this.

1140
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 5: Is what I want to do, Because are you honestly

1141
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 5: for girls trip? I'm looking at the there's an article

1142
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 5: in the Business Insider that shows you the interior.

1143
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: Great, and by then you and Kirsten will be able

1144
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: to get away from your babies a little bit. Even

1145
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: even Sara Lena, who's who's giving birth in a month,

1146
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 1: might by by like next June. Yeah, be able to

1147
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: get away for a week end for sure. Oh my god,

1148
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: bring the babies. Why not all my friends smell like

1149
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: weed or little babies Lyric in Florida. Yeah, So I'm

1150
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm considering that. Wow, and love it I that that

1151
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: would that would really that would that would complete my life.

1152
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: I think after Eras, I need to look forward to

1153
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: something new Taylor Swift related, because Eras is ending, and

1154
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: I think that might be it, even though that seems insane,

1155
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: what do you think, Lauren, I I think it's I

1156
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: think it's cool.

1157
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 3: I mean, why not, it's if the only if, the

1158
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 3: only thing you're afraid of is that she's gonna think

1159
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: you're a freak.

1160
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 1: No, I'm afraid of like spending that money that is

1161
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: just for a summer of my life.

1162
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 4: Oh, it's three months you're gonna do.

1163
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,959
Speaker 1: I kind of want to do three months?

1164
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 4: So what else would you spend one hundred and fifty

1165
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 4: k on? And is there anything that you can do

1166
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 4: extra to make the one hundred fifty k?

1167
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 5: Just put it in like a CD or something. Just

1168
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 5: put an amount that will give you, like that half

1169
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 5: of the of a percentage back, and then by the

1170
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 5: time April comes around you could do it.

1171
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: Can I put in a DVD, a Blu Ray? Okay?

1172
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 4: I don't four over the course of a year, So.

1173
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 1: You'd have to buy like a.

1174
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 3: Right next to hers or something.

1175
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe just a month, maybe not one

1176
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty but maybe just a month. But I

1177
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: think just having a summer in New York where I'm like, oh,

1178
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: maybe I'll write a book in that place or something like,

1179
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: do something interesting.

1180
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,439
Speaker 3: Entertaining swifties the whole time. You're not gonna be happy,

1181
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: you know.

1182
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: Girls, Swifties, you know, I'll have a speaker out the

1183
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: fucking window. I don't know. I will open up the

1184
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: museum over my stay, but respectfully, I will keep I

1185
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: will honor the premise. I will be a good tenant.

1186
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: But I think it's it's an I've floated it, and

1187
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 1: I know that's just it's just so it's embarrassing that

1188
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: amount of money to spend on something like that.

1189
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 4: But people buy Bentley's, Yeah, Bentley across the six hundred.

1190
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: People buymes bags, people buy Lubatons, people buy you know,

1191
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: people have kids again, people buys have kids, and they go, well,

1192
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: this brings me so much enjoyment. This would bring me

1193
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: as much as enjoyment as having a baby, like a

1194
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: really saturated amount of joy. I want to hard to leave, though,

1195
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: I probably.

1196
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 4: I want to examine that though. Will the novelty wear off?

1197
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 4: How how long will it take before you're just living

1198
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 4: in an apartment?

1199
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: No, it won't, I think it really won't. I'll just

1200
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: I'll have such a good time being there. And I

1201
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: think being in New York in the summer, like just

1202
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: taking a summer in New York. It will just be

1203
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: the greatest. I'll have to take off time from the

1204
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 1: road because I won't want to leave. It's I'll just

1205
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 1: do sets of the cellar.

1206
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 4: How much money tied up in the apartment you stand?

1207
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I got to pay off that apartment. But

1208
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: I gotta do something. I'll be turning tricks on the

1209
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 1: corner of corner Industry and broom.

1210
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 4: You're gonna be like teaching improv classes.

1211
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: By the end of the I will charge for tours

1212
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: and I'll make that money back. Yeah, Okay, we're talking. No,

1213
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: there's a lot of good you can do with one

1214
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And this is this is

1215
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: just a pipe dream, but it's one that I want

1216
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: to have. And I did recently say yes to something

1217
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: that I didn't want to say yes to that might

1218
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: pay for this, Okay, So that could be That's why

1219
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: you do those things.

1220
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 4: Interesting.

1221
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: Chris's birthday is tomorrow. I haven't gotten him anything. Well,

1222
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: I did, but I ordered a vintage shirt of I

1223
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: think Brian Adams.

1224
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1225
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: I just like went through his records to see what

1226
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: music he likes, because I honestly don't know, because he

1227
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 1: likes soft rock a lot. And I went through his

1228
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: records and I saw Brian Adams and so I just

1229
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: typed in like vintage blank whatever air supply, whatever albums

1230
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: I found, and I found this cool Brian, And I'm

1231
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: sure that I hope, but it's not arriving to like

1232
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: after we leave town, so I don't have anything to

1233
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: give him tomorrow. I'll just like write a sincere card

1234
00:57:59,160 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: and is.

1235
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 3: There anything you can get him? Like that's small, but get.

1236
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 4: Him a little snack.

1237
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: I could give him the tiniest blow drop, just a

1238
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: little blow dump, get him a snack. That's fun. He's

1239
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: trying to eat healthy now, he's like really shaping up.

1240
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: But we're going to celebrate tonight at the Pasta house.

1241
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: My dad is playing music, so we're like doing a

1242
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: pre like because tomorrow we have work to do. Brian

1243
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: will be there, but tomorrow we're working during his birthday.

1244
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do something tonight at pasta house, maybe

1245
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: playing a song on my guitar. That's the gift I

1246
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: can give him, is to not play on my guitar,

1247
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: not play a song. When dad goes, you will play song.

1248
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: I usually go yeah, I'll play one, and I play one,

1249
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: and I think I'll say no tonight for yes, yes,

1250
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: always say yes. I have a voice lessons, so reason

1251
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: I like to go really no, I mean a song

1252
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: with me because it would really take the pressure off

1253
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: me if we did a song together. Yeah, okay, can

1254
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: you do? But I love him?

1255
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1256
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: Will you sing that with me tonight?

1257
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 3: Sure?

1258
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: I gotta go home, and I'm doing the abridged version.

1259
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: I cut the second verse and I go right into it.

1260
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: You'll figure it out. We can do that.

1261
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1262
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: Well. Dedicated to Chris.

1263
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 4: I'm always very jealous of these amazing family moment the

1264
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 4: tradition you guys have, being able to spend time with

1265
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 4: your family all together in one place every week really

1266
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 4: nice treasure these moments.

1267
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: Get that Cornelia Street and I bust out.

1268
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 4: Of Happy Birthday to Chris. And also, by the time

1269
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 4: we talk to the besties next, you will have your Emmy.

1270
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: I will be sitting with the Emmy in my goddamn

1271
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: lap the next time you see me. I haven't worked

1272
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: on my speech yet, but I think I know what

1273
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Like, I have a couple of lines

1274
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: I am going to work on it. I'm not gonna

1275
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 1: be one of those people that's like just forgetting names

1276
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: and stuff. I'm gonna try to think of something funny

1277
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: to say. I'm going to try to make it quick

1278
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: and poignant, and I am gonna work on it before though,

1279
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna win, and so I need to I

1280
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,919
Speaker 1: need to say something great. Question.

1281
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 3: So the award that you're being nominated for is the

1282
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 3: televised version of the Emmys or it's this creative.

1283
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: I think it's televised on FXX. But the televised Emmys

1284
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: that happens on it's not gonna be on that part ABC.

1285
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: I think no, it's not gonna be on that part

1286
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: that is the next week And I'm also going to that.

1287
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: I hope, I don't. I don't even know if I'm

1288
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: going to that one. I'm like holding out that then

1289
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: maybe they asked me to present or something. But I'm

1290
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: just going to I'm staying in La to go to

1291
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: all the parties that follow up. I'm going to like

1292
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: five different parties. It's insane. It's gonna be fun, but

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