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Speaker 1: where people are like six years ago you said this

427
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: to me and it was not nice. You know, it's

428
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: just it's never not nice, but it's like okay. So

429
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 1: like someone puts on Instagram. And when I would go

430
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: on tours to I toured so much for years. It

431
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: was like my main way of making money. And whenever

432
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: anybody would ask me, like for advice, like kids on

433
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: these are not kids, but you know these these college

434
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 1: kids would be like what should I do? I would

435
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: always say like don't go to grad school, don't move

436
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: to the MILLI in the middle of nowhere, like Jas

437
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: moved to New York l A. And I do stand

438
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: by that, but like multiple times now I've been like

439
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 1: tagged in Instagram posts and it's like a br and

440
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: Gillespie told me when I was, you know, twenty, like

441
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: why would I do anything except moved to New York

442
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: arl A. And it's never negative. But I'm like, damn,

443
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: why do people remember that? Don't play me because it's

444
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: hard to make it and it's not bad advice. But

445
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, but I mean it's not bad. That's the

446
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,959
Speaker 1: thing that keeps coming back to me because people are

447
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 1: tagging me in a lot of posts like that. But

448
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: I am haunted now by like, oh yeah, after a

449
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: UCB show in two thousand five, you said to me,

450
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh god, brace yourself. Brace yourself. Because

451
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 1: also it's like you look back on a younger version

452
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: of yourself giving advice and you're like, we're gonna listen

453
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: back to this and be like to our podcast like

454
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: two years from now, even no, no, no, already, I'm like,

455
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: I know that there's hundreds of hours of us talking

456
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, something's coming back, yeah, something. And

457
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: it's also just like it's dorky to like hear advice,

458
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: you get like and who am I to be giving

459
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: any type of advice? But it's also just like, please

460
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: don't quote me back to me because also like if

461
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: it's yeah, you talk to me after a show, I

462
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: was probably in a hurry to leave or get to McManus.

463
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: So like right, exactly, like if you corner me after

464
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: a show in two thousand six and I was like

465
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: short with you, like I'm so sorry, but that's just me.

466
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: Like then I see people who have so much patience

467
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: are so kind of give like everybody the time today,

468
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I just think for me, it would

469
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: come off disingenuous. Sure, I mean there's there's a risk

470
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: of that, Like I yeah, but you I will never

471
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: forget the advice las, And that's good advice. Could let's

472
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: say something about these selects on Pride. You don't look

473
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: like a mess honey pants up? Um no, we love

474
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: we love now when it's centered towards musslesis gendered white

475
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: male body, some shame too. We went to we went

476
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: to the gay bar the other night. Well you didn't

477
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: come income, but I went out and I couldn't believe, Like,

478
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're experience in this in l A.

479
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: Will you now live live sometimes in l A, sometimes

480
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: in that. But because that, I couldn't believe. Like everyone

481
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: here is like so hot. Like I went to the

482
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,199
Speaker 1: gay bar and I was like, forget it. Like if

483
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm like in New York, whatever number like bump me

484
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: down five. Everybody is so good looking in l A.

485
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: And and women too. It's like everybody is like thin, tan, blonde,

486
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: and I mean truly, like everybody even just look, oh,

487
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: this is mean. I was gonna say, this is so mean.

488
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, look at the performer page no no, no, no, no,

489
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: you're right and everyone knows it. You're right there. It's

490
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: like we got some TV faces in l A and writers.

491
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 1: But but the thing is, and they are on TV.

492
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: That's true that most of them. But for them, I

493
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: think it's like an active lifestyle. Well I am wait,

494
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: I am a New York person through and fucking through.

495
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: When people do a like nine thirty show or you know,

496
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 1: like a UCB show ends at like nine thirty or whatever,

497
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: and it's like what's everybody doing? And it's like going home.

498
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: I actually need to wake up early and tomorrow morning

499
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: it's like, okay. Meanwhile, it's like you do like a

500
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: show on a Tuesday at UCB, We're going to the bar. Yeah,

501
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what's happening. Right, we did a show.

502
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: But it ages you, It really ages you. I've really suity.

503
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: But when to night are having what we called the

504
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: summer of counts where okay, we're all going to get

505
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 1: very attractive and snatched. Do you want to join? If

506
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: you text and just tell each other like what we're doing.

507
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: Like the other day, I almost had a size of pizza,

508
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: but I texted them and I didn't. They're like, it's

509
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: like a my sponsor. Oh my god, I eat lots

510
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: of pizza while I was here. Well, the like main

511
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: issue in l A for me is I'm a fourth

512
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: mealer before it was a thing. I got that midnight

513
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: meal baby to sleep right, Yes, that's what of course.

514
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: The amount of times up please, the amount of times

515
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: I have woken up with remnants of sandwich on my

516
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: naked chest. Truly turkey slices all day every day or

517
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: just like salad baby, that's mine, my boy. I used

518
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: I used to do tuna salad before I did tuna

519
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: salad because it was like two dollars a container. Um.

520
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: But then a girlfriend of mine, Sugawa, was like, you're

521
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: going to get mercury poison because I was eating like

522
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: a container, like acually resting it on my chest, eating

523
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: like with my bare hands until I would fall asleep. Yeah,

524
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: like three or five days a week. Oh my god. Pretzels.

525
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: I love pretzels, like for the bag of pretzels, like

526
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: not even like what wait what kind like variant? Okay,

527
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: do you know twist? Not even like the plastic bag

528
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: of pretzels. It's like a hard plastic little like tin

529
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: that you get from like CVS. And the pretzel rings. Yeah,

530
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: they're like hard pretzel. I don't know. I'll take a

531
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: picture of it and send it. Okay, Well I'm all

532
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: about the Rods. Yeah, I love the Rods. All about

533
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: the Rods title of epp um let me tell you okay,

534
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: and now and now look at the look at the

535
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: beauty glow up that we're all experiencing. Fan you came in, yes,

536
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: you you you kind of strike stand affected this it's

537
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: not exactly a stri stand effect, but you. But we

538
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't have noticed this if you didn't if you mentioned

539
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: that you were at your baseball cap. You're like, here's

540
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: here's where I'm at. She sits down and she goes,

541
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I have the same hat, but it

542
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: says New York. Like I had a stupid over the line.

543
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: And then she said, she goes, I have to tell

544
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: you why I'm wearing the hat, and you had a

545
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: terror in your eyes. And I literally was like, she's

546
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: gonna take the hat off and she's going to be ball.

547
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: Would you be weirded out if I took the hat

548
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: off and my hair here was connected to the hat?

549
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: And you guys, so I take the hat off, but

550
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: thing here was part of that, honestly, and you're just

551
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: like what And I'm like, I have to complain. I've

552
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: never had hair. It's always been attached to a hat.

553
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: And you guys are like you're thinking back like full

554
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: guys are so say like you've never seen friend without

555
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: at my god, my hair is connected to the half.

556
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: I was like, the only explanation for what she ever

557
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: she's going to say right now is that she's bald,

558
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: like the terror in eyes. Then the explanation was micro blading. Yes,

559
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: it's true. Hey, so basically in my lift over here,

560
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: I was like, just don't bring it up. Nobody, just

561
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: don't do it, just like who cares, Just like, don't

562
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: bring it up. And then I come in here and

563
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, we've got a problem. I'm literally please sit down,

564
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: Please sit down. I literally I'm not going to tell

565
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: you this, but I here it is. I don't want

566
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: to tell you, but I'm please sit down. Micro blading

567
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: what is it? Micro Blading is when you tattoo your

568
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: eyebrows on. Okay, and so talk about why I got

569
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,479
Speaker 1: the procedure. I was gonna say thank you so much.

570
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: Talk about this. We didn't talk about the rationale leading

571
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: into the procedure, right, Okay, Well here, I don't put

572
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: thought into anything. I don't do research beforehand. I got

573
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: an eye u D without doing any research when alone,

574
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: and this is years ago, when alone, didn't know that

575
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: it was like based sickly one fourth as painful as childbirth.

576
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: Went alone because I hadn't done the resul Oh my god.

577
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: I got an UD and they were like, um, you're

578
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: probably gonna be like laid up for a few days.

579
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: I was like, dope, I have a show to night

580
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: that I would do. They gave me like vicating, and

581
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'll trust you. But that just

582
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: just like that's just to say I don't research anything,

583
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: I don't put the time into it. I'm just like

584
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: life would find a way, like it will all work out,

585
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: just like go ahead and do it. What's the worst

586
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: thing that, yeah, exactly. Well. Micro blading turns out was

587
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: done by a doctor who had like microscope glasses on

588
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, sorry, what's happening here? And first

589
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: of all, this please and I have been for years.

590
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: The rationale was I'm bored, and I was like, what

591
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: can I do that will like distract me and cost money? Yeah,

592
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: it was like I basically have no eyebrows. And all

593
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: it took was two girlfriends being like, oh, you should

594
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: get microblading, and I was like okay, And then I

595
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: heard it like another time and I was like, yeah,

596
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: that's happening, and truly two separate occasions in the last week.

597
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'll just do microblading. Was like, and

598
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: it's done. It came in. It was fate. So basically

599
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: they thread die into your eyebrows. And what I found

600
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: out after the procedure, your eyebrows completely just like absolutely

601
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: poor blood. Like I'm not able to look into your

602
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: own eyes. I'm not able to see what's happening because

603
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: there's no mirror, but I do see her gloves are

604
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: getting covered in blood, and I'm like, uh huh, yes, sorry,

605
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: what else happened? Also, also I had numb I didn't

606
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: know my eyebrows, which is like what's happening? Like why

607
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: did I do this? But so your eyebrows like look

608
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: super super dark and also scab and also you basically

609
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: look bad for a week. But here's the thing, I

610
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: think you look good good, you know. I I said

611
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,959
Speaker 1: this outside and it's the perfect analogy. It's like I'm

612
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: wearing pajamas but also heels. It's like one thing. Like

613
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: it's like one thing where I'm like trying, but then

614
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: like if you're not trying, Like I remember one time,

615
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: I like saw a picture of um, who's the person

616
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: in Elizabeth Banks? I saw a picture of Elizabeth Banks

617
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: with like almost white blonde hair, and I said, a Suoni,

618
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: should I do white blonde hair? And She's like, no,

619
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: you'll have to wear makeup every day And I'm like, oh,

620
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: you're right, I can't because because I'm not doing that

621
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing makeup every day. I won't do it,

622
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: but now that I have, I mean truly too bloody

623
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: had her pillars that are now living on my spot.

624
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: I was blond, but not like but not like white blonde.

625
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, I had, I had. I was

626
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: blonde because all of a sudden, when you said that,

627
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: I pictured you with like white blond hair and I

628
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: was like, no, I feel like I remember that. But

629
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: then I was like no, because then you would have

630
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: to put on so much makeup and I did. When

631
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: I was like blond, I definitely had to wear more makeup.

632
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: But then it was like I started us and out

633
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: truly just the blonde all I think fell out in

634
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: one day and because yeah, I have no hair now,

635
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: no hair, that's me. All my blond hair fell out.

636
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Speaker 1: And it was just like, yeah, I'm not wearing makeup

637
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Speaker 1: and and you don't have blond hair anymore. But it

638
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639
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644
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648
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Speaker 1: hair color. It's just so funny when people are like, hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And it made me feel like, I would say, dumber,

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656
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657
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731
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735
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736
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739
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741
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Speaker 1: I thought, I'm playing an evil character. We must dye

742
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Speaker 1: my hair black. Right of course that means mean. So

743
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Speaker 1: I went and did my hair black. And I had

744
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745
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Speaker 1: bad interaction with a voice teacher. I did this scene

746
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Speaker 1: in Black Swan where she like menacingly marches to like

747
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Speaker 1: like Lincoln Senator to go dance. I swear to god

748
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Speaker 1: I had black hair. I became an evil person was

749
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Speaker 1: storming in like and I walked in and like I

750
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751
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Speaker 1: and my hair is black. The performance of my life.

752
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Speaker 1: And I went in to give like a fine performance

753
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Speaker 1: because I didn't know how to sing or thing. But

754
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757
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Speaker 1: black hair because it really literally changes me inside, Like

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Speaker 1: it makes me mean well, it's like I want to

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Speaker 1: be blind because I want to be fun, but I

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Speaker 1: already feel fun. Microplaning has changed me. Now I'm a

761
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Speaker 1: Why don't you a party? Last? Nay, absolutely the entire time,

763
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768
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Speaker 1: telling you guys, like a year and a half, two

769
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Speaker 1: friends of mine. I was like, they're like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: heart on your sleeve. And also you want to get

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Speaker 1: out in front of it. Yeah, I know. It's like

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783
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Speaker 1: you want to be in on the joke. I think

784
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Speaker 1: it's like it's like a thing of like never having

785
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Speaker 1: feeling cool and like, you know, like that kind of

786
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788
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Speaker 1: And I also, like, you know, I was never cool,

789
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Speaker 1: which is why I think I was a bully but

790
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I also get bullied because I'm a bully

791
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: and also had many siblings and like just was bullied

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Speaker 1: and became a big, bad bully. And so I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: you can't believe me. You tell me you're talking about

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795
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Speaker 1: it along you. Yeah, absolutely, Like sometimes truly I will

796
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797
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Speaker 1: them to shreds. And then truly, sometimes it will just

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Speaker 1: someone else that's like that. It's like, but then you

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Speaker 1: have to be able to take it. You can probably

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804
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Speaker 1: not one of those people where it's like then I

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806
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Speaker 1: you broke the rule. I'm getting insulted all the fucking time.

807
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, duh, I put a target on

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Speaker 1: my back because I'm throwing darts all the time. It

809
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. And also, like, I truly think you can't

810
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Speaker 1: say something about me that I haven't already thought about

811
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Speaker 1: myself and if it's like anything you think about me,

812
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Speaker 1: it's already already hurt it or like I've already thought it.

813
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Speaker 1: I mean, I believe people, but it would never be

814
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Speaker 1: in a cruel way. Sometimes when I'm like dipping into

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Speaker 1: that water with like I'm you know, I've gotten to

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Speaker 1: a point with a friend where it's like and now

817
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Speaker 1: I'm just ripping their ass to shreds and then I

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Speaker 1: like see their face fall and I need to be

819
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Speaker 1: like I'm only doing it because I love you. I wait, okay, okay,

820
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Speaker 1: So just to go back to the thing of like

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Speaker 1: to take it. Does that matter who it's coming from,

823
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Speaker 1: Like let's say it was Sudi or like a friend, close, collaborator, whatever.

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Speaker 1: gut punch to you, like it wouldn't be it wouldn't

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827
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Speaker 1: have time to think about the humanity. No, And so

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846
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: a minute, and then one person has to be like

847
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: we have to move on, we have to move forward

848
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: because we don't have time to be doing this. But

849
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: like I mean, Sudio, whenever, oh one time, this does

850
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: not mean because this, but this is a full example.

851
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: I came into work and Sudi was like, you need

852
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: to get natural light in your bathroom where you do

853
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: your makeup. Oh, that is but it was and it

854
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: was true. She's one of the few people who will

855
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: do that. Is it was true. I like, like went

856
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and it was like the bronze are

857
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: looked crazy and it was like a Monday pitch day.

858
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: We're like, you're going to be with every single one

859
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: of your coworkers speaking in front of them. And I

860
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: looked like and she was right. I didn't have natural

861
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: light in my bathroom. I mean she didn't even know,

862
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: but she was like, you gotta get natural light where

863
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: where you're doing your makeup. Was like, oh, yeah, it

864
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: doesn't hurt my feelings, it doesn't. It's a good note.

865
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: Like she told me one day, she looks at me

866
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: and she goes, I have to tell you something. The

867
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: difference when you don't have facial hair and when you

868
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: do is crazy. You don't look good with facial hair

869
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: don't have it. And I was like, okay. Now I'm

870
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: always shaved, and sometimes I'll go hang out with her

871
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, I have to shave because I'm

872
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: scared of her. I'm scared of my wife. Here's the

873
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: thing She's never like really like reading me for filth,

874
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 1: like like hygiene appearance wise, and maybe that just means

875
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: that that's not where our friendships that oh, I mean,

876
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: that is the thing. It's like, if I haven't bullied you,

877
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: it probably means that I don't care, right, And also

878
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: like I also have scary friends that I wouldn't bullieve

879
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 1: because um, I think that when I would open that door,

880
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: it would come back to me in a way where

881
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: like oh no, no, no, no no. Maybe is there

882
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: someone out there who like you could become close with,

883
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: who's like better at that than you. It's like, if

884
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: you want you want to cut people down, here we go.

885
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: But I believe people about like insane ship that I

886
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: know just gets under their skin. Like I went to

887
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: Disneyland a couple of days ago. Oh my god, we

888
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,919
Speaker 1: almost wanted It's incredible. I mean truly, You're never gonna

889
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: have a bad time there. But at the end of

890
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: the day we've been together like ten twelve hours. And

891
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, Um, I was with

892
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: Kyle Mooney and he's like, all right, I gotta go

893
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: grab my backpack from the lockers. And I was like,

894
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: oh what, but what And He's like, my backpacks and

895
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: the lockers, and I never dropped it. I mean for

896
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: two days, I've been like, and you're a guy who

897
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 1: puts his backpack in the locker, like it's not an insult,

898
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: but I know it's bothering renting a locker Disney because

899
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: he was coming from San Diego and I and then

900
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: coming straight to l A. So he had a backpack

901
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: of like, you know, like four nights worth of clothes

902
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: that he locked in a locker at Disneyland and but

903
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: kept it a secret until last minute. And I was like,

904
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: that's psycho. A psycho. I don't know him, but I

905
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: was on the same flight of him. I sat six

906
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: rows behind him, and at the end of the fight,

907
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: all he had checked in the above carriage was a skateboard.

908
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: I thought it was so funny. I was like, he

909
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: has no bags, he only has a skateboard. Bitch, I

910
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: live see. I would definitely go it on that. But

911
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: then last night I show up to the party and

912
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: I was wearing this hat and he's like, looks like

913
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: the sand lots here. I was like, oh man, I

914
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: love it. If only he knew that that was attached

915
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: to there, that would be a whole other level. The

916
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: thing about some well though, it is like sometimes I

917
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: have a hard time like reading studio, especially now that

918
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 1: the bitch has money and she buys like good clothes

919
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: and like wears good shoes and like, um, you know

920
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: look snatched. I'm always like, damn bitch, Like now you

921
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: get the better job than me and more money and

922
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: you look better you But you can't resent her for

923
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: that because now she's using her position. But I do

924
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: feel I will get to a point, a point where

925
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: I can be like i've and then like for maybe

926
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: a six month, will be like you're also, I mean

927
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: like you're you're presenting different genders like it doesn't you're

928
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: not competing against each other. No, I'm just kidding. I'm

929
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: just saying I would love to be able to be

930
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: a bully again to her. Do you feel, oh you

931
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: can still believe me? People definitely still bullied. It's like

932
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: I think more fun to be like, oh you think

933
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,479
Speaker 1: of somebody now, like more fun for people to like try,

934
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: you know, be like snatched. Here's a question, do you

935
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: feel like do you ever get comfortable working at SNL

936
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: or is it always a panic? God? Um? Do I

937
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: get comfortable working in us. Do you feel like you

938
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: walk in the because do you ever walk in the

939
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: building and they're like, yeah, this is work or is

940
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: it always just a little bit like okay, it's Saturday

941
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: night Live. Well, I will say that the work schedule

942
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: is on average, let's just say you work three weeks

943
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: in a row and then get two weeks off, and

944
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: then you work three weeks in a row, get two

945
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: weeks off, you know, give or take. Sometimes you only

946
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: get one week off, sometimes you only work two weeks

947
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: at a row. Whatever. Sometimes you work four weeks in

948
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: a row. And so the work schedule is such that

949
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 1: like by the end of a run, like in week

950
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: three of three out of three, I'm so tired. But

951
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: also just like I have spent now at the end

952
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: of three weeks, let's say I spent a hundred twenty

953
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: hours there a week. At the end of three weeks,

954
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 1: I've been there more. It's the only thing I've been doing,

955
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: thinking about whatever. So it's not like Okay, I'm comfortable now.

956
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: It's more just like this is what needs to be happening.

957
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: Let's go. But then you at hiatus very regularly, that's

958
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: like it's incredible. You get these like hiatus is where

959
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: you just like sleep and watch TV. But then day

960
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: one when you go back, it's like a reset and

961
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: it's I always feel like I always feel like sick

962
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: to my stomach the day because you're resetting and it's like, yeah,

963
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: i haven't been here for however many days, but now

964
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: I'm starting over, like and really every week can like

965
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what you did the week before because

966
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: there's another week to do work, and so it's like

967
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: a reset every week. But if you've been on hiatus

968
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: and then you come back, it's always just like okay,

969
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: and now I'm in the mindset. And you know, there's

970
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: twenty one episodes a year, and so you get like

971
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: seven hiatuses, so that's like seven times or like I

972
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: don't even know how many, but you're just like completely

973
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: re adding every time you go back, and that is

974
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: the hardest day. And also the week begins with pitch,

975
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: and pitches really nerve wracking because you get like a

976
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: couple of seconds to be able to impress somebody and everybody,

977
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: and like it is a very strange room where like

978
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,479
Speaker 1: sometimes things work where you're like I can't believe that worked,

979
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: and sometimes things bomb. Dot com and it's like you

980
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: can't figure out why. And I've worked there three years

981
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: and it's like there's not a perfect formula. I mean,

982
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: and we're just talking about a Monday pitch, but like

983
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: there's no perfect formula. And that's the way the week begins,

984
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 1: where you like are with all your coworkers, the host

985
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: is there, all the producers obviously Lauren, and it's like, okay,

986
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: every week starts with like, I hope I say something

987
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 1: that makes people laugh. That's the rest of the week.

988
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: It's so that is never I'm never comfortable pitch. I mean,

989
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 1: the time you ever did that had to feel fucking insane. Well, actually,

990
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: that is the craziest thing is when I and I

991
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: think a lot of people feel his way. But when

992
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: I started at sn L, I was my most confident

993
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: because I had just gotten hired at SNL, right and

994
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: like you know, it happened, and like you walk in

995
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, I'm here. But you

996
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: see that a lot when people are new, they're like

997
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year, everybody's the most confident because

998
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: they don't know. And then it was like the more

999
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 1: I knew, the more like it just becomes more intimidating

1000
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: the more you now. Ye, so does the atmosphere like

1001
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: wildly changed based on the host or is that kind

1002
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: of like not really? I mean only if the host

1003
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: is a super extreme in bad and Good or this

1004
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: year there were some hosts that we're friends of mine,

1005
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: and so that was kind of a wild feeling. I

1006
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: mean that really changed. Yeah, like an old it was

1007
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: really cool. But you know, he's someone I hung out

1008
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: with every day for years and then not at all,

1009
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: and you know, every time I see him, it's great,

1010
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: and you know, it's totally natural to be hanging out.

1011
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: But then it was like, Okay, he's coming to host.

1012
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: He is a legit superstar And that was such an

1013
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: insane week for him too, because that was when This

1014
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: is America was like exploding and now This is America

1015
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: got released during the show. Yeah, yeah, I remember I

1016
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: went down and got to watch that performance on the

1017
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: floor and I was like, this feels different, you know

1018
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 1: what I mean, like there was something going on, and

1019
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: it's just so crazy to think about him and his

1020
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: trajectory because he was someone where when I was in

1021
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: dramatic writing and hammer cuts, he was like my sort

1022
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 1: of like an idol because it was like he was

1023
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: like ahead of me and did both of those things

1024
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 1: like road on thirty Rock, And it's like so crazy

1025
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: to think about why you um sort of like looked

1026
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 1: up to him then and then why millions of people

1027
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: around the world look up to him now. But it

1028
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: is truly wild for me because, like I you just

1029
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: don't really have a sense of how famous somebody is,

1030
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: especially if it's just like, well, it's just Donald but

1031
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: then it's like not really, I mean it's right, it's

1032
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: but it was very fun having him host. That was

1033
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: that was great. But like if a host is incredible

1034
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: or awful, those are but really that happens so infrequently.

1035
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: Like Will Ferrell was an incredible host, and I think

1036
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: everybody just felt like happy that week, that makes any sense.

1037
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: He was like so personal, feel he was so nice.

1038
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,919
Speaker 1: But the cast has so much interaction with the host

1039
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 1: that I think that that affects their week more because

1040
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: you know, like um work with them in the scenes

1041
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: there with them. Yeah yeah, but yeah, so an extreme

1042
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: host I think can change the temperature, but it doesn't

1043
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 1: really happen a lot. I mean, for the most part,

1044
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: like the host is a very, very famous person that

1045
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: you won't really talk to a lot, right, Yeah, So

1046
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: was it always like a thing for you, Like, was

1047
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: that like where you wanted to be SNL or were

1048
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: you like everyone where it's like, well, I guess that's

1049
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: what That's what it's a leading up to, is SNL.

1050
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I have like no brain cells and

1051
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: don't really think about anything, and I'm just like everything

1052
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: will work out and it happened. Well, I think about

1053
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: it now, and I'm like I can't believe how lucky

1054
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: I am or how lucky I got, because like I didn't.

1055
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I was at UC before years. I

1056
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: saw everyone around me get hired and get work. It

1057
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: never really bothered me. It was I was never like dumb,

1058
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: like you know, I was never like drinking poison and

1059
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: expecting it to kill my enemies. I was never like

1060
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: really because I think I'm like stupid. I'm like not

1061
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: thinking about that. I'm like, good she got the movie.

1062
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: Like I'm not like, I'm not like, how can I

1063
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: strategize to also get work? Never anyway, but yeah, yeah,

1064
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: I relate to that. So yeah, sorry, it's just I'm

1065
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: never I really am just not strategizing because you don't expect,

1066
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: like it's like the thing of like, well, I don't

1067
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: expect it to happen for me, so I wouldn't dare

1068
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: be jealous or like covetous of a position someone else has,

1069
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: because it's like, I'll just keep doing my thing. I'm

1070
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: already surprised it's working. I truly think that. For me,

1071
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I don't have room in my

1072
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: brain to be like thinking beyond just like and tonight

1073
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,919
Speaker 1: I'll do show, and tomorrow I'll do podcast. I don't.

1074
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't. But then, you know, I was working at

1075
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: Fun of Your die and I was like, it was

1076
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: the summer, and I was like, you know what, I

1077
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: think i'd like to submit to know and I had

1078
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: because I had been working at Fun of Your Diet. Yeah,

1079
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: So it just was like, here we go, there's a

1080
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: packet already there. Yeah. I actually had applied a few

1081
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: years earlier and I didn't get hired, um, and then

1082
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: didn't apply for a few years, and then I was like,

1083
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: I already have the sketches and so I and then

1084
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: I applied and that was the year. And that was that.

1085
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: Whenever that packet comes around every year, I'm always freaked

1086
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: out because I'm always like, I know I can write sketches,

1087
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: but it's like, because I'm supposed to do it for

1088
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: this show, and like there's a deadline on it, it's

1089
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: like all of a sudden, I'm like my brain breaks.

1090
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: I honestly think that it just helped so much that

1091
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: I was just like looking at a backlog of things

1092
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: already had. I think sitting down and being like, I

1093
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: have one day to think of commercial parody, like, which

1094
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: is how the show actually. But I think when you're

1095
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: thinking about writing a packet, it's just like, I don't know,

1096
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: it's making a case for yourself to these people you

1097
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: don't know, you the like, just put your best stuff

1098
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, I think it's really submitting a writing packet.

1099
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 1: I just it does not work in people's favors. That's

1100
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: why just having like a writing sample, like a pilot

1101
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: you're proud of, I think it's probably more helpful than like, okay,

1102
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: and we need one topical joke, one joke about Britt

1103
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: far Also, what I think happens is when you get

1104
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,959
Speaker 1: the late night packets and maybe this is two inside yourself,

1105
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: but you look at the host and then you try

1106
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: to write in their voice and that sucks. It's hard.

1107
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: It's so hard because it's like a lot of times

1108
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: you watch these shows and no shade, but like there

1109
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: aren't a lot of jokes in the monologue. It's just

1110
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: the host being there whatever version of their charge. But

1111
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: the packets are so hard. They're really hard. And also like, yeah,

1112
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how to be good at it.

1113
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: Is it just like I don't know whether or not

1114
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,040
Speaker 1: it's better to like write a seamless packet that's in

1115
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: the voice, regardless of whether or not you like it,

1116
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: or to give them yourself, I think. And then it's

1117
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: funny to see who gets hired on these shows, and

1118
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 1: some of these people have such specific voices, like for example,

1119
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: I'll mention Julio Torres, like he has such a specific

1120
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: voice and you would never think like that he would

1121
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 1: ever compromise that, And on the show he has not

1122
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: compromised that. And you think, so his packet couldn't have

1123
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 1: been like a Saturday Night Live packet. It had to

1124
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: be a Julio packet because that's what makes him so

1125
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: iconically special. Well, I don't want to I don't have facts,

1126
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: but Um, I think Julio didn't submit a packet because

1127
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: he was hired at the end of he was hired

1128
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: writers first season. I think based off an audition. And

1129
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: so I mean, this is like talking about a very

1130
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: specific person who has like such an incredible and unique

1131
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: and hysterical voice. But yeah, I don't think that's the thing.

1132
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: Is also, I shouldn't even think too hard about like

1133
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: what works for everyone, because literally something different is going

1134
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: to work for everybody, right, Yeah, and that's the biz fran.

1135
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: We're going to ask Peo. We ask all of our guests,

1136
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: which is what is the culture that made you? Say?

1137
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: For me, it was the pop culture where something in

1138
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: your life that was like this happened and you experienced

1139
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: this like a movie or a television show or like

1140
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: a musical artist or something where you were like, oh,

1141
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: I'm defined now I know who I am. Oh, I

1142
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: guess I have an answer, but it's lame. I love it. Titanic,

1143
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Titanic was huge for me. Titanic was

1144
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: was the thing that made me like the open the

1145
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 1: door to all of show business. Ye Titanic, Okay, So

1146
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: I wasn't really allowed to watch TV growing up. I

1147
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: could watch one show a week and it was The Simpsons.

1148
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: And but I did go to movies, like would go

1149
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: to movies a lot. But um. I also wasn't allowed

1150
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: to have magazines that had the word sex on the

1151
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: cover or sexy. Like I wasn't allowed to have like

1152
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: a like you know why am or seventeen. The covers

1153
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: would be like ten ways to blow him to Smith

1154
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: rains or you know what I mean, like like the

1155
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: tomato red nipples, and it's just like this is a routing.

1156
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: It's truly like they were out of control. And people

1157
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: had Sean Williams Scott like fully fucking naked icon. Yeah.

1158
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: But the thing was, it was like it made sense.

1159
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to get those magazines, but I was

1160
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,919
Speaker 1: like nine, you know, or like eight or nine or whatever,

1161
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 1: and I wanted these magazines because I became so obsessed

1162
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: with Leonardo di Caprio that I just wanted every single

1163
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: magazine that even there would be like an insert yeah. Um.

1164
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 1: And so I became really really obsessed with those like

1165
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: teen magazines, and I would babysit it. Of course. I

1166
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: was like could be in charge of an infant, but

1167
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: like couldn't look at the word sex. But I was

1168
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: like babysitting all the time, and I would use my

1169
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 1: babysitting money to go to the corner store and buy

1170
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: all these magazines and just hide them under my bed

1171
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: and I would read. I would every single one, and

1172
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 1: they came out. Well, team people came out every week.

1173
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, A lot of them were monthly. Yeah. I

1174
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: would get like ten a month and then cut off

1175
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: the photos and make photo albums. Put in like a

1176
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: nice photo album. He was so iconically. Oh, I had

1177
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: a Titanic. I had two Titanic posters that I absolutely

1178
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: would kiss. And I was so obsessed with him. I

1179
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: bought the VHS. It was a double double double because

1180
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: you know what I did? Wait, did it end? Did

1181
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 1: the first Did the first tape end after the car

1182
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: fucking scene? It was like right after I think it was, no, no, no,

1183
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: I remember because they do that late in the first

1184
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: tape ends. No. I think the the fucking is in

1185
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: the first tape because the fuck and then the first tape.

1186
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 1: I believe in Culturist his listeners. If you can contest this,

1187
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: let me know. I believe it's after like the glass

1188
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: with the water starts shaking like that's the moment that

1189
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: it cuts out. After the fucking after the iceberg Heads.

1190
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: Their sound of music was a double VHS, and I

1191
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 1: would stop after the first one because the second one

1192
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: was all about Nazis. So I was just always stop after.

1193
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: And I was like the movies over. I was like

1194
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: the movie ended good experiencing did experiencing Titanic. The movie

1195
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: also caused you to want to know everything about the

1196
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: actual ship itself, because well, the oscars, yeah, but not

1197
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 1: the ship itself. I was everything. I bought books about

1198
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 1: Leonardo Caaprio, like books that were clearly made in like

1199
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 1: three or four hours, where it's like, and he's popular now,

1200
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: and then it was just like and then, oh my god.

1201
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: But then I would watch like Basketball Diaries, which I

1202
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: was like, didn't like as a movie, but I was like,

1203
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: and he's here, good, Like I was so obsessed with Leonardo,

1204
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: and then it just that was probably God. I would

1205
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: have been like sixth grade, maybe fifth grade, uh, maybe

1206
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: fifth grade, and that just launched me and I was

1207
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 1: completely fucking boy crazy, crazy, no celeb in sync. It

1208
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: was like ninety degrees Backstreet Boys. I truly became the

1209
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: most extra person. It was like constantly. I just found

1210
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: this locket that I had. I was like a year ago, Um,

1211
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: but I have found this locket. I was like, Oh,

1212
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 1: I wonder whose pictures I put inside? Oh? Pop, it

1213
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: is Leonardo Capri and Usher, so we've got like but

1214
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: so I like cut their little faces out put them

1215
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 1: in this locket. And I was like wearing Usher and

1216
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: Leo every day, just like your heart. It was like

1217
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: a lock I got for like my first communion or whatever,

1218
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: and I I couldn't. I was so fucking boy crazy

1219
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:11,439
Speaker 1: and celebrity culture crazy. But what's insane is I didn't

1220
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: even watch TV. I wasn't allowed to. So I'm like

1221
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: worshiping Matthew Fox from Party of Five. Clue what the

1222
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: show is about for him? Yeah. I remember the first

1223
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: time I saw the tarring on My Heart music video

1224
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 1: with Justin Timberlake on that bed and the white wife

1225
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: the white like, oh my god, I almost called it

1226
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: a wife beater. That's where like my long Island this

1227
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: comes out. What would you call that? Tank? Um like?

1228
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 1: And he just like was like so sexualized and he

1229
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 1: was had to be what sixteen seventeen years old? That

1230
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: changed like something Roman noodle hair. Yeah, but it didn't matter.

1231
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 1: He was the hottest person I've ever seen in my life.

1232
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: And like then coming into school and all the girls

1233
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: were talking about him, and I had to be like,

1234
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 1: I hate Justin Timberlake. I hate him because my body

1235
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,400
Speaker 1: was just fighting with itself. It's like, no, you, you

1236
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 1: have to kill this. It was just so oh my god.

1237
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: But I was if I was, if I had been

1238
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: allowed to be, I would have been quite crazy too.

1239
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: I mean I was just I was just pouring over

1240
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: these like pop culture magazines and like even like Z pop,

1241
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 1: Like I'm just going so crazy, and I think that

1242
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,640
Speaker 1: that is when And now I'm like so obsessed with

1243
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: like reading US Weekly, just cover to cover, and I

1244
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: don't know why. I don't care because now it's just

1245
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 1: like so stupid. I think it's so funny, like what

1246
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,560
Speaker 1: they think are jokes and fashion police like you like

1247
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: growing up, like I thought it was so funny, and

1248
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: as this fucking nine year old, they'd be like, I

1249
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,280
Speaker 1: have the first thing I returned to his fashion Police? Yeah, absolutely,

1250
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,799
Speaker 1: Like what what did they say this? Because it was comedy,

1251
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 1: remember but it wasn't. But it wasn't, but there was

1252
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: I literally I could it's just kind of like and

1253
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: this coat yellow. It's it's just like I don't like this,

1254
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 1: and here's a pithy take on it. But I remember

1255
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: one time, like Carol Rude. It was probably like some

1256
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 1: insane celebrity like Maria couldn't set Alonzo like was in

1257
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 1: like a fucking fluffy thing. And I'll never forget how

1258
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 1: hard I left. I couldn't get over it for two days.

1259
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 1: I was telling my mom about it until she had

1260
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: to tell me to shut the funk up. The caption

1261
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: was how many muppets do you think died to make

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01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 1: this outfit? And I thought that was the funniest thing

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Speaker 1: in the well. Remember it's the word muppets and much

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Speaker 1: of them dying dark. You know. I was obsessed with

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01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 1: trauma rama. That was something in seventeen where it was

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01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 1: like I'm my period all over my mouth, and then

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01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: it was like, I mean it was like that's like

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Speaker 1: very dress and that's a dressing joke, that's an Anna

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Speaker 1: dress and tweets over my mouth. The trauma truly was

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Speaker 1: just like on my second date with my uncle, all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, my he wait, where was this from

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Speaker 1: Trauma ro The title of this episode is going to

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01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: be trauma, but they were all bad, and like every

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01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 1: third one was just like period. Shame. It was like

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Speaker 1: period a little bit. It's true stupid, but I like,

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01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: I ate it the funk up, and I still like,

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Speaker 1: I just can't. Every time I'm in an airport, I'm

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01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: getting like US Weekly. You know, I had a subscription

1279
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 1: US Weekly and then I was like this cannot go on?

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01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: How long? Ago? For years? I mean I think I

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01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: cut it off, maybe like when I was like going

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01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: back and forth between l A and New York to

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01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:48,439
Speaker 1: which and was like missing too many No, I think

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01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:50,640
Speaker 1: I've probably cut it off like a year ago. But

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01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: here's the thing. A year subscription is like they pay

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01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,560
Speaker 1: you like it's nothing, it's no money, But then I

1287
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 1: will shlve Like an eight dollar US Weekly, I'm like,

1288
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,280
Speaker 1: can I get to just want to sit on? But

1289
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,839
Speaker 1: then if you would like have a subscription to a magazine,

1290
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 1: it's truly like a dollar year, and I'm like, yeah,

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01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: I can't have a subscription because I know, like I

1292
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,439
Speaker 1: haven't read a book in like six or seven years.

1293
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 1: But I could like tell you that like Lincoln from

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01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 1: this season of the Bachelorette has a history of assault

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01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: on the page. Read it on the like US Weekly

1296
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: actually used to be like a people level, like you

1297
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 1: could go to it for real news, and now it's

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01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,719
Speaker 1: fully a tabloid. Well people, it's fully tabloid. People, People

1299
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: is a full tabloid, except you're going to get a

1300
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 1: serial killer like every other It's like she didn't know

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01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:47,840
Speaker 1: her daughter was a dog. People has like a human

1302
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 1: hinterest story. But that's and that makes it like journalism.

1303
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 1: This week they released like a hate Spain Anthon Anthony

1304
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 1: Burgin thing and it's like it looked but it's sad,

1305
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: but it looks like fucking they got engaged, you know

1306
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like that is like the editorial treatment.

1307
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like all about the wedding the cover

1308
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: of USK. We were in the supermarket, like Dave and

1309
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,160
Speaker 1: I were getting groceries at the other AMBRYMB and we

1310
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: were like paying for it, and I look over at

1311
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,720
Speaker 1: the rack of magazines and it's like US Weekly was

1312
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 1: saying like gen and Brad texting and it's like what

1313
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 1: how would you know? And also like this is like

1314
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: not what I remember, you know what, It's just the

1315
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: worst one is in touch. But it's the cheapest. How

1316
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: do you feel as as a reader about In Touch?

1317
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 1: In Touch has is absolutely like the most rumors. No,

1318
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:41,720
Speaker 1: it's like is Chloe Kardashian dead like it has and

1319
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 1: it has evil stuff too, like it's like not scared

1320
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: to speculate and has been sued so many times because

1321
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: it's just like and truly it's really nasty ship. It's

1322
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 1: like Sharon Stone on Heroin and you're like, just I

1323
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,800
Speaker 1: like get it because sometimes I've all the other ones.

1324
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,719
Speaker 1: And it's also three dollars, like US Weekly will push

1325
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 1: like six dollars, but in touches, Oh my god, I'm sorry.

1326
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:13,000
Speaker 1: I just I haven't had for Insana Jones insane around town,

1327
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:17,760
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's in Touch is and not the cover

1328
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 1: they'll have mean photos. They will never do that. In

1329
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 1: Touch will put like like a terror read on the beach,

1330
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 1: and it's like leave alone, like in Touch will do

1331
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: read on the beach. I have. I haven't had like

1332
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: the giggles like this and so long. Friend just has

1333
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 1: a knack for pulling out these random specifics. Which one

1334
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 1: is getting you the most right now? She didn't know

1335
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 1: her daughter was a dog. It's good for me. The

1336
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: trauma ramas and this is not this is like trauma

1337
01:13:57,439 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 1: rama is just like a new warm of joke and

1338
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 1: this is a new form of comedy, like like that

1339
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 1: could be an improv game or just like making up

1340
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,960
Speaker 1: cover stories for these rags. It's but even though, like

1341
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,600
Speaker 1: truly every section is like its own beat, you know

1342
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like they have well, US Weekly has

1343
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: that page where it's like quote unquotable, but it's just like,

1344
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,640
Speaker 1: can you believe Ryan Secrets said this? And it's like

1345
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,840
Speaker 1: a picture of Ryan's secrets and then it's like two

1346
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 1: days a week only Goldfish and you're like, okay, it's

1347
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 1: just like the wildest I can't believe you said that.

1348
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: Fuck where did you get it from? When did you

1349
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 1: say this? Who else is reported that he said the

1350
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,639
Speaker 1: poor goldfish? It's and it's just like pictures of people

1351
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: with the quotes. But I mean, yeah, I now it's

1352
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 1: in your in your thousands and thousands of it all

1353
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: loving you know that much inform your opinion of Kate

1354
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 1: Winslet oh, you know, respect, I never was jealous and

1355
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm glad they're still friends, but I gotta say, what

1356
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 1: you're doing in the Wonder Wheel movie. What you're doing

1357
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 1: in the wonder movie, what you're doing like not kind

1358
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: of like on Carnage, that's too I that Wonder Wheel movie.

1359
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: You gotta look at that cast and be like, you know,

1360
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 1: you know, honestly, come on adding on you fans of

1361
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,720
Speaker 1: the fire there. But for him it's like okay, he

1362
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,640
Speaker 1: doesn't do a ton of movies. For her, it's like

1363
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 1: you have options. Also, she has such an incredible resume,

1364
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, exactly, you have options, Like you

1365
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,920
Speaker 1: can't think this is a good idea. And then there

1366
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,640
Speaker 1: was like an actress roundtable or whatever where um, she

1367
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 1: was like talking about Wonder Wheel and she like brought

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01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,200
Speaker 1: up Woody Allen or whatever, and it like pans the

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01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:06,599
Speaker 1: room and to just like you know, like a Marian

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01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: coat are just like face dropped, just like dude, and

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01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 1: you're still going on about it. Also, I will say this,

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01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 1: if you aren't an actor that has worked with one

1373
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: of those directors, here's what you don't say. But I

1374
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: had a great experience, right, That is not it doesn't matter.

1375
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,920
Speaker 1: It's not the point, right, Like we don't want to

1376
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:31,000
Speaker 1: hear about how great your experience was because your individual

1377
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 1: experience unfortunately doesn't literally matter, and like, I don't know,

1378
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:39,040
Speaker 1: it's just crazy, I do think, but her as an actress,

1379
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: I love you ever seen Little Children? Yeah, I mean

1380
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 1: she's one of the one of the best. And I

1381
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 1: do like that her and Leo are friends. I mean,

1382
01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 1: now I don't have a Leonardocaprio thing. Also, like you know,

1383
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: that was for that time, and it was the gate

1384
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:58,400
Speaker 1: opener to like me being absolutely just obsessed with celebrity culture.

1385
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:02,160
Speaker 1: But I don't, like I will read those magazines. But

1386
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: now the person I would be most excited to meet

1387
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 1: would be like jy wow. Maybe, I mean, like I

1388
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,720
Speaker 1: also think just as part of my job, like I

1389
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: can't feel like or you can't be like wow, We're

1390
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,640
Speaker 1: totally different levels of humans, Like you have to be

1391
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 1: able to talk to them. And I don't really care,

1392
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:29,040
Speaker 1: like I do like reading all the gossipy stuff, But like,

1393
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:30,880
Speaker 1: I think the person that would get me the most

1394
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 1: excited would be like maybe Rachel Lindsay, like, honestly, are

1395
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 1: you a big Bachelor fan? And huge? Yeah? Were you

1396
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: with Rachel the whole time? Are you disappointed at the end?

1397
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:45,639
Speaker 1: Disappointed at the end? Well, now, Peter Krause Peter him.

1398
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:49,519
Speaker 1: Why wasn't he the Bachelor? Because he because I actually

1399
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,640
Speaker 1: know Do you think he has a story? No? I

1400
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: think he was actually supposed to be the best and

1401
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,600
Speaker 1: they were going to announce it. And the thing that

1402
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,600
Speaker 1: I heard is he got so upset and nervous that

1403
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: he had to go through row up and like it

1404
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 1: was like a thing of like the next day he

1405
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:04,560
Speaker 1: was going to be on Good Morning America and that

1406
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 1: he like literally panicked because he was like, no, this

1407
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 1: doesn't work for me. I understand that it would be

1408
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,560
Speaker 1: good for the show and the fans want it, and

1409
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: I feel a lot of pressure, and he gets so

1410
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 1: upset because he's a sensitive guy. And I mean, I

1411
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 1: think that's why everyone loved him. And wait, we thought

1412
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,120
Speaker 1: it made the most sense because they had such chemistry

1413
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 1: because he's just someone he's great. Remember her eye was

1414
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 1: still on the floor. Oh that was but that scene

1415
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: was so hard to watch. That's a better Peter Cross

1416
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: rumor than the one I made up, which is that

1417
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:38,439
Speaker 1: maybe has a criminal history. I don't. I don't think

1418
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:40,320
Speaker 1: it's something like that. I think it's just legit. He

1419
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,640
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want him to be the Bachelor? And

1420
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,839
Speaker 1: then like the showrunner, like Mike Flice was like tweeting

1421
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 1: out like, uh, why would you want to have Peter

1422
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,519
Speaker 1: as the Bachelor when he doesn't want He's like messy

1423
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:55,679
Speaker 1: on Twitter, the like showrunner of the Bachelorette and Bachelor

1424
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:58,519
Speaker 1: is like he's a lot and he'll tweet like out

1425
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:01,160
Speaker 1: some ship like he take it like gossipy on Twitter,

1426
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:04,719
Speaker 1: and sometimes he blows his load and his like tomorrow, guys,

1427
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 1: it's coming. And then ship goes wrong and it feels

1428
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 1: like every season of the Bachelor or Bachelor in Paradise

1429
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,400
Speaker 1: or whatever, there's this this insane controversies Like now like

1430
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,599
Speaker 1: apparently like one of the guys who does really well

1431
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 1: is like liking all that transphobic ship on Instagram, Like

1432
01:19:19,479 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: this is what I heard. This guy Garrett who got

1433
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:25,680
Speaker 1: the first impression, who allegedly does well on the show. Um,

1434
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,400
Speaker 1: he is literally like one of one of those like

1435
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 1: an al right person, you know. I gotta say, I'm

1436
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: not feeling good about Becca's options. They're like weird, it's

1437
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,400
Speaker 1: not it's not a good year. They all also look

1438
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,519
Speaker 1: the same. Do you like her? I am happy she's

1439
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette, but I also think that like it's going

1440
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:49,760
Speaker 1: to be a boring season. All the dudes look the

1441
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 1: same and they're like, something weird is going. Although I

1442
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 1: do love that the guy rolled off the bed. Oh

1443
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 1: that's just class face. Rolling off the bed had to

1444
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,200
Speaker 1: go beautiful. Yeah, well he's gonna come back. He's gonna

1445
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 1: come back. But the thing is like, after Rachel, who

1446
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:07,240
Speaker 1: I think was the best Bachelor, she's until the last episode,

1447
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know she Becka doesn't have that star quality

1448
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,280
Speaker 1: she was. Rachel was the only one that like drew me,

1449
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, I started watching the whole friend,

1450
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll watch this season. Yeah, she was so great. God,

1451
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm just remembering now that one time I was walking

1452
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 1: down the street and I thought I saw Rachel Lindsay

1453
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:31,719
Speaker 1: and it wasn't her, and wow, but I was walking

1454
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:36,640
Speaker 1: behind her and then and then that ask, and then

1455
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 1: I passed her, stopped, turned around and said, excuse me,

1456
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:44,880
Speaker 1: are you never no on my street? I get it.

1457
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:50,600
Speaker 1: I've had this happen with with every person, like like

1458
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,599
Speaker 1: with like I've I've seen people like Matt walked down

1459
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: the street and I'm just like, is that Matt And

1460
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:58,799
Speaker 1: it's not. It's like I understand just being so excited

1461
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:05,840
Speaker 1: to see someone. Yeah, it's like manifested. I do kind

1462
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:07,720
Speaker 1: of want to be the gay badge. You would be good, Well,

1463
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 1: that would be great. I really want to I don't

1464
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,320
Speaker 1: know if I want to be the gay badge or

1465
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,840
Speaker 1: I want to be like in a promo with a

1466
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 1: white background and like holding a rose. I don't know,

1467
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 1: not that this would be bad, but if when not if,

1468
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: when there's a gay bachelor, do you think that contestants

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01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,720
Speaker 1: will end up hooking up? So they did this with

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01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,640
Speaker 1: Finding Prince Charming on logo Okay, but the rule, the

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01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:33,280
Speaker 1: unspoken rule was that the contestants could not. Of course

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01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,800
Speaker 1: that's an unspoken rule, but like, I mean, I think

1473
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,720
Speaker 1: it makes it more interesting that people hook up in

1474
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 1: the house, But then the whole show is just going

1475
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:42,799
Speaker 1: to be I wanted to come and pull you aside

1476
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,120
Speaker 1: and tell you that you know, these people like each other.

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01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 1: Well what they did on what they did on Finding

1478
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:48,639
Speaker 1: Prince John March, I think it is a little problematic.

1479
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,120
Speaker 1: Is they cast like a fucking model as the bachelor,

1480
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,360
Speaker 1: and the rest of them were kind of like a

1481
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 1: little bit more like they I don't know, it was weird.

1482
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,240
Speaker 1: It was by design that like the contestants like we're

1483
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,719
Speaker 1: not in the same league unquote as the bachelor himself

1484
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: as like the guys. Oh that's strange. So it was weird.

1485
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 1: It was like it's like everyone's aspiring to this one

1486
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 1: person because of it just didn't it didn't feel good.

1487
01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:16,840
Speaker 1: You know. There's a lot of like design flaws in

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01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,439
Speaker 1: just saying gay Bachelor, But like, I don't know, I

1489
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,360
Speaker 1: think there is a way to hack it where it's

1490
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 1: like the contestants are allowed to look up with each

1491
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,880
Speaker 1: other and that as an element. Here's what I want

1492
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 1: to happen with my narrative on the Gay Bachelor. I

1493
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 1: want to be a contestant and just people love it.

1494
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,800
Speaker 1: I want to be Rachel Lindsay and then they'll bring

1495
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,560
Speaker 1: me back and everyone's like, yes, it's his time, he

1496
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:38,800
Speaker 1: needs this. I want to be on the Bachelorette because

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01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,200
Speaker 1: I want to go on the dates. Yeah, they're fun.

1498
01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:43,680
Speaker 1: I mean nobody would want to Like if I was

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01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette, I don't really think people would be fighting

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01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,200
Speaker 1: to be with me, but they would be like, and

1501
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 1: we want to make it to Italy. I want to

1502
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:54,120
Speaker 1: go to Stockholm. But wait, there's one thing I want

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01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:58,040
Speaker 1: to say before we do, which is, so, when Rachel

1504
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:01,040
Speaker 1: Lindsay was filming her season of The Bad, how do

1505
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 1: you say it vile or viall? Nick Vile? Who I

1506
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:07,680
Speaker 1: think is hot? I'm sorry, Um, I like I like

1507
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,759
Speaker 1: all his instagrams and I'm like, you like a stupid

1508
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:13,519
Speaker 1: bit like I was, like, I mean, I really I

1509
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,920
Speaker 1: fall for it all. He's not funny. Though he thinks

1510
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,599
Speaker 1: he's funny, he's not. It's important to say that. Um,

1511
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:22,920
Speaker 1: he does like comedy and wigs anyway, Um, because wigs

1512
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:27,559
Speaker 1: are comedy. A wig got me to jfl um. That's true.

1513
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:36,879
Speaker 1: But anyway, this with hair, that's different. Um. Rachel Lindsay

1514
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:42,240
Speaker 1: shot her fantasy sweet date the day after the election,

1515
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 1: and it had been like three months since they were

1516
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,600
Speaker 1: allowed to use their phones or whatever. But like and

1517
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:48,479
Speaker 1: so she was very tuned out of the election. But

1518
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,960
Speaker 1: obviously she's like, I got posted up in a bar

1519
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,880
Speaker 1: like in like Sweden or something, and like was he

1520
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 1: was like watching and drinking at the election was happen.

1521
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 1: Hillary is gonna win. It's gonna be amazing, Like we're

1522
01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 1: gonna bring this home then Donald Trump? Want so she

1523
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:04,160
Speaker 1: proceeded to get fucking drunk. She said this on an interview,

1524
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 1: and she walked up the next day and was like

1525
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,519
Speaker 1: really truly hungover and had to film like her fantasy

1526
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:12,000
Speaker 1: sweet date. And remember when she did that with Nick

1527
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:13,719
Speaker 1: and everyone was like, oh my god, she's so comfortable

1528
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 1: and dropped in and like they're so natural and comfortable

1529
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:19,160
Speaker 1: with each other. She was so hungover that she says

1530
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,439
Speaker 1: that when they got in the fantasy suite, she fell

1531
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 1: asleep immediately. They didn't talk and that's that's why he

1532
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 1: eliminated her the next day, and her energy was very

1533
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:30,120
Speaker 1: like I kind of understand because she knew that literally

1534
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:32,800
Speaker 1: they spoke not at all. They did not have sex

1535
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,400
Speaker 1: in the fantasy suite. He sent her home because he's like, well,

1536
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:37,639
Speaker 1: I did speak to the other two in the suite,

1537
01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 1: and we didn't get a chance to talk because you

1538
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:42,400
Speaker 1: passed out. That's so funny, which it worked out for

1539
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:43,960
Speaker 1: her because then she got to be the bachelor rete

1540
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,320
Speaker 1: But everyone was like, that's crazy that she didn't win.

1541
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 1: They had the best chemistry, etcetera. It's like, no, she

1542
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 1: just like got tanked from being so depressed about the election.

1543
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 1: That's so funny. And they didn't allow them to talk

1544
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:57,559
Speaker 1: about and I remember the fantasy I think her date

1545
01:24:57,680 --> 01:25:00,200
Speaker 1: that day was like them going and like drinking during

1546
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, so she had like hair of the

1547
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:05,519
Speaker 1: dog baby. Yeah, but she said that energy and I

1548
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,240
Speaker 1: thought that was so classic. Here you account, I need

1549
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 1: to know what happens in the suits. I mean, I

1550
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:14,400
Speaker 1: think they asked the hard questions because this is another thing.

1551
01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:17,640
Speaker 1: It's like like Becca, who like, if you look at

1552
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:20,120
Speaker 1: her Instagram, she's like a Hillary supporter, but if she

1553
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:22,360
Speaker 1: ends up choosing someone who's like an all right person,

1554
01:25:22,479 --> 01:25:25,599
Speaker 1: she won't. She can't. She's smart, she may have. That's

1555
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,240
Speaker 1: the thing. They're not allowed to talk about it on

1556
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,840
Speaker 1: the air. So you have to ask that question in

1557
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,840
Speaker 1: the fantasy suite, and it might not be top of

1558
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:34,920
Speaker 1: for me. If I'm for me, I would never go

1559
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,680
Speaker 1: on a date, probably with a Republican. And also, like

1560
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,760
Speaker 1: you would assume that you were attracted to this person

1561
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:43,479
Speaker 1: and like they share your more. I would ask that question.

1562
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,360
Speaker 1: And if you're in a situation where you're not allowed

1563
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,320
Speaker 1: to look at any Instagram, you're not allowed to do anything,

1564
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 1: and you are not allowed to ask that question because

1565
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:52,320
Speaker 1: it's not like cool for air, what the fuck you

1566
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 1: can end up getting on one knee or like saying

1567
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:57,880
Speaker 1: you asked to someone who like has a crazy thing

1568
01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,280
Speaker 1: about that, Like don't you think you would know? Like

1569
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 1: there would be other red flags when you were hanging

1570
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:05,360
Speaker 1: out with someone like I think this guy like might

1571
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,599
Speaker 1: be like trouble. You would think, I mean, if there's

1572
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:12,120
Speaker 1: like an egg row anything like you know what I mean,

1573
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:14,760
Speaker 1: you would think you would think. But but also like, um,

1574
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:17,160
Speaker 1: probably top of mine when you get in the fantasy

1575
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:18,559
Speaker 1: sweet is like you've been hanging out with this person

1576
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,679
Speaker 1: for months, like you want to know, and then maybe

1577
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:24,120
Speaker 1: like the pillow talk afterwards, it's like, so, um, are

1578
01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:36,599
Speaker 1: you religious? And then you're just like that for all

1579
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,960
Speaker 1: three of them say hal Satan when they come that

1580
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:43,160
Speaker 1: would be okay historic to I don't think so, honey.

1581
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 1: This is our segment in the show where we take

1582
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:48,080
Speaker 1: one minute to rant on something that's just getting our

1583
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:51,720
Speaker 1: goat and culture and culture in life. What Frianda was on,

1584
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:54,720
Speaker 1: are I don't think so honey? Live through Hilary Duff, Yes,

1585
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:58,439
Speaker 1: thank you for coming out everyone, And um, I have one.

1586
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:02,760
Speaker 1: I have I have a because I was jarred by

1587
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:06,360
Speaker 1: something recently. Yes, yes, yes, I know what. I'm ready.

1588
01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:08,000
Speaker 1: This is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so many

1589
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:10,360
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The name

1590
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:15,120
Speaker 1: egg slut, I literally was hungry and then I saw

1591
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,760
Speaker 1: eggs slut and I was like, I can't eat now

1592
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:23,040
Speaker 1: because it's not I love eggs. I love sluts, but eggs,

1593
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,160
Speaker 1: like the idea of being a slut for an egg

1594
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:27,519
Speaker 1: I don't think so, like I don't know, like for me,

1595
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,760
Speaker 1: eggs very specifically, I need them scrambled, I need them

1596
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:32,080
Speaker 1: like in the specific way I don't need them, like

1597
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:34,519
Speaker 1: in a sexual sense. And also when eggs like a

1598
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,960
Speaker 1: little bit cold, like I get very weirded out by them,

1599
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,120
Speaker 1: also like they have to I don't. I'm very specific

1600
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 1: about my eggs and so like you know, being a

1601
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:44,599
Speaker 1: I don't know eggs slut, but those are two words

1602
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:47,080
Speaker 1: that can't go together. And already I have a complicated

1603
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:48,960
Speaker 1: relationship with eggs. So when you put them in a

1604
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,240
Speaker 1: sexual thing and you want to be a slut for eggs,

1605
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,120
Speaker 1: like I guess I would be a slut for eggs,

1606
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 1: like if I do that, I was going to enjoy them,

1607
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:57,760
Speaker 1: but unfortunately I don't always have like a consistent relationship

1608
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:00,800
Speaker 1: with eggs, and so you know, I consider myself like

1609
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:02,519
Speaker 1: a little bit more on the slat side, and I'm

1610
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:04,760
Speaker 1: proud of that. But the thing is, like I don't

1611
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:07,320
Speaker 1: know about egg slut. It made me not hungry and

1612
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 1: I know I needed to eat, so I don't think

1613
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:15,160
Speaker 1: so honey, and that's it turns me off. Eggs. The

1614
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,320
Speaker 1: egg part that gets me. And also like who named it?

1615
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:20,880
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like could they be? There

1616
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 1: are a lot of things in l a that have

1617
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:26,439
Speaker 1: names that they want to be the draw, and most

1618
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:28,640
Speaker 1: of them are like a run on sentence, you know

1619
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,760
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like there was like a popular bar

1620
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:34,760
Speaker 1: called like don't come Knocking on Mama's door, Right, I

1621
01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:39,080
Speaker 1: love that though, you know what I mean, Like there's

1622
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 1: so many Like it's like a Michelin star restaurant called

1623
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:47,840
Speaker 1: like pigs or Home. I mean, I appreciate a stupid name.

1624
01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Our podcast is called, but I literally said it. I

1625
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:55,360
Speaker 1: said it. I pulled it out of my asshole and

1626
01:28:55,479 --> 01:28:57,360
Speaker 1: Boone laughed because it was so dumb, and then we

1627
01:28:57,439 --> 01:28:58,760
Speaker 1: were like, Okay, yeah, this will be the name of

1628
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,320
Speaker 1: our dumb podcast. That is the main thing we do

1629
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 1: so funny. It's I mean, ye can take you anywhere,

1630
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:10,519
Speaker 1: can essentially success. Okay, let's do Boon yangs. I don't

1631
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:12,400
Speaker 1: think so, honey, and Boon yangs. Time will start now.

1632
01:29:12,439 --> 01:29:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so many styrofoam cups and bitch here

1633
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:17,960
Speaker 1: and forever, l A, what do I see a stack

1634
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:21,720
Speaker 1: of styrofoam cups? Brett bo m hot producer. Brett thinks

1635
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:28,479
Speaker 1: it's fine to have unsustainable stupid bit forever do l A.

1636
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. There's no ventilation in this room.

1637
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 1: There's some there's there's there's some vent in the ceiling.

1638
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,840
Speaker 1: It's doing nothing. I cannot be in this room with

1639
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:42,000
Speaker 1: where the curtains are drawn. The cups are styrofoam and

1640
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:44,320
Speaker 1: will never just appear off the face of this earth,

1641
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:47,400
Speaker 1: will never bio degrade and a landfill and we'll just

1642
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,040
Speaker 1: outlive all of us. I don't think so, honey. Styrofoam

1643
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,920
Speaker 1: cops and this brittle filter in the fridge that does

1644
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:58,880
Speaker 1: not have a good pouring exits. It's not excutive, Brett.

1645
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:03,519
Speaker 1: I demand better cups, better ventilation, better BARRETTA is honey.

1646
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: And if you cannot accommodate this, then I will be

1647
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 1: the Queen Dieva best believe of. I cannot have the

1648
01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:13,200
Speaker 1: styrofoam nonsense in this place. And that's when minute I

1649
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:15,320
Speaker 1: have something to say about this. Two things. One Also,

1650
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:18,639
Speaker 1: if you eat styrofoam, your risk of cancer goes up. Also,

1651
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:25,000
Speaker 1: I don't know kids, dogs, dogs at cancer goes up.

1652
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:28,960
Speaker 1: Eating cancer is Also when I was young, I did

1653
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: a science project which was which kind of cup will

1654
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 1: keep uh soda the coldest? And styrofoam? One? Yes, it

1655
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:39,960
Speaker 1: is an insulator. Hold on, HPP, what do you have

1656
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: to say? Yes, robot, robot, robot? Okay, please hot producer,

1657
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 1: Bread's gonna come over and and and tell us what's

1658
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:50,200
Speaker 1: what's up? I can't believe. I'm ashamed this is this

1659
01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:53,200
Speaker 1: is gonna be a whole fucking production. Hold on, fucking

1660
01:30:53,320 --> 01:31:00,400
Speaker 1: headphones and everything here? What's going on? Why? Good? Usually

1661
01:31:00,439 --> 01:31:04,759
Speaker 1: do not have I usually get agreeable cups from the target.

1662
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:08,080
Speaker 1: That is, I'm not seeing them. Where are they? Well?

1663
01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 1: She wasn't beautiful tonight? The fine? Fine, fine? What were

1664
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:24,240
Speaker 1: we supposed to do? Not eat? Brett? Thank you for

1665
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:28,840
Speaker 1: the pastries. They were good. I had when it was

1666
01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:42,080
Speaker 1: definitely friends, than thank you than fine? Well then then

1667
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:44,679
Speaker 1: then fine, then shame on the bodega. There's no ethical

1668
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 1: consumption in capitalism. But don't chop there, and thank you

1669
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:52,240
Speaker 1: for the for the donuts, they were delicious. Um, we

1670
01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:54,760
Speaker 1: love you, brat. That was not that was all a bit.

1671
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:57,439
Speaker 1: We love forever dock Ally. They did roll out the

1672
01:31:57,479 --> 01:32:00,599
Speaker 1: red carpet for us, honey, and we love it. Okay,

1673
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:04,040
Speaker 1: so now it's time for Frank. I don't think, oh god,

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01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:07,280
Speaker 1: I forgot that this is going to happen. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: have one Okay, this is friend. I don't think so honey.

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01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 1: Other time starts now. I don't think so honey. Movies

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01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:16,320
Speaker 1: that say based on a true story, I don't give

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01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,680
Speaker 1: a fuck. I don't care. It doesn't make it more

1679
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:23,040
Speaker 1: interesting that you and your buddies had a little rundis

1680
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:26,240
Speaker 1: buzz like. I don't care at all. If you're like,

1681
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:28,919
Speaker 1: but can you believe it was true? It's like, okay,

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01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:33,240
Speaker 1: why not just like do something interesting? You know what

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01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,960
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I'll the only thing I care if

1684
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,880
Speaker 1: it's based on a true story is the jinks and

1685
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:41,439
Speaker 1: it's a documentary, so cool, or like the Staircase, like

1686
01:32:42,120 --> 01:32:44,960
Speaker 1: it's not a documentary. And then you're just like, oh,

1687
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:47,040
Speaker 1: can you believe that this is based on a true story.

1688
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:50,040
Speaker 1: We're not kidding. It's like, yeah, you're not kidding. It's boring,

1689
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,600
Speaker 1: like based on a true story, like me and my

1690
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:56,639
Speaker 1: friends hung out and that's not a lie. It's like today,

1691
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 1: I really truly don't give a ship. I will still

1692
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:03,360
Speaker 1: see it, but I can't be like compelled to be like,

1693
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,559
Speaker 1: and it was bad, but it was kind of truck

1694
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:10,960
Speaker 1: and that's good anyway. I don't think so, honey, based

1695
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,519
Speaker 1: under true story, and that's you know what's worse on

1696
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:16,280
Speaker 1: that based on real events? But then does that's the

1697
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:18,759
Speaker 1: new based on a true story based on real events?

1698
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:21,080
Speaker 1: Like The blind Side? Based on real events? What does

1699
01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:22,800
Speaker 1: that mean? You took these people and like kind of

1700
01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:24,479
Speaker 1: sucked up their life a little bit, and now there's

1701
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:27,679
Speaker 1: a film, Oh, you spend an extra fifty dollars buying

1702
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:32,080
Speaker 1: people's life rights. Congrats, that's not even yeah, you're you're

1703
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so that's so funny. You hate it.

1704
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:36,800
Speaker 1: And it's also like it's one of those things where

1705
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:40,280
Speaker 1: it's like this isn't good. So what if we say, like,

1706
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:44,120
Speaker 1: but it's true, it's almost true. That doesn't make it good.

1707
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,840
Speaker 1: And it's like that the worst seasoning you could put

1708
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:49,400
Speaker 1: on any bad thing. Yeah, based on a true story.

1709
01:33:49,479 --> 01:33:51,840
Speaker 1: Guess what. True stories are often born. That's why they're

1710
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:55,760
Speaker 1: not movies. Fiction is queen. I don't want to see

1711
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:57,360
Speaker 1: my own life because it's not interesting enough to be

1712
01:33:57,439 --> 01:33:58,960
Speaker 1: a movie. You have a film, and you have the

1713
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:01,840
Speaker 1: opportunity to get together, and you're blessed and privilege enough

1714
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:04,719
Speaker 1: to get people that are actors and talented, get them together,

1715
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 1: and guess what. I don't want to watch them act

1716
01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:08,200
Speaker 1: out a real story. I want to see spectacle, honey.

1717
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:09,800
Speaker 1: I want to see Hollywood glamor. I want to see

1718
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:13,639
Speaker 1: everyone wearing a dress. Here you go, amen, Amen, Amen,

1719
01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is This is one of the

1720
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:22,640
Speaker 1: first times I fully cried from laughing. I thank you

1721
01:34:22,720 --> 01:34:24,639
Speaker 1: Fran for giving me the guest. Well, thank you guys

1722
01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:29,120
Speaker 1: for having me. Well listen, well we do close every

1723
01:34:29,439 --> 01:34:31,840
Speaker 1: episode with a song. Here we go. You want to

1724
01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:48,080
Speaker 1: lead us, Matt, Yes, godless Mary, let sand beside God

1725
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:56,200
Speaker 1: with it to the night with a light somebody for

1726
01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:59,200
Speaker 1: from the mountains. If you want to hear the rest

1727
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:04,200
Speaker 1: of that. Uh, go to a football game. Thank you, bye, Forever.

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01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:10,600
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01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:15,920
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01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:20,080
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