Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Okay, where are we on this thing? On?
Speaker 1: You could be every time I say that, Um, I
Speaker 1: like when you're on the opposite sideline of the camera
Speaker 1: because then I can see you the entire game. You can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and because of your white shoelaces, I knew everywhere you were.
Speaker 1: And then there was moments where like you weren't paying attention,
Speaker 1: not to the game, but you were like talking to
Speaker 1: someone else, like whatever, the doctor, the doctor or anyone.
Speaker 1: I love talking to the team doctor, I mean, injury
Speaker 1: updates all around. Well, I'd usually use it for myself.
Speaker 1: So I got this really painful bones I do. Can
Speaker 1: you see it? Well it's getting reader doctors. Um, but
Speaker 1: you can't. But you they like protected you because the ball,
Speaker 1: like the like a player was like sliding out of
Speaker 1: bounds or whatever. Dante was running and I ran. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a time and I was like just like
Speaker 1: I felt like I was like there with you. There
Speaker 1: was a whole time. How was it. I've had a
Speaker 1: full day already, I've been to the fertility clinic and
Speaker 1: done acupuncture. Now I'm home and I fit in lunch
Speaker 1: and said hi to my husband for five minutes before
Speaker 1: he went to work. How's your day going. I've been
Speaker 1: crushing this morning. I woke up early, got on the
Speaker 1: phone with the Florida furniture places because I need two
Speaker 1: king sized beds and a queen sized bed to make
Speaker 1: it on a boat to make it to the Bahamas
Speaker 1: for an install in December. And don't worry, the beds
Speaker 1: were back ordered. So I was just you know, making fine.
Speaker 1: Look at that's the fabric store calling now, because I
Speaker 1: was gonna be like, fine, I'll make the headboards, no problem.
Speaker 1: I'm team solutions. And this is what I woke up
Speaker 1: with an attitude of, like, you know, when you have
Speaker 1: seven million things on your to do list, which you
Speaker 1: are the queen of list, Yeah, and I'm like I
Speaker 1: don't want to do any of them. But then I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm gonna change my attitude
Speaker 1: and I'm going to just dominate. And so what time
Speaker 1: is it. It's two o'clock and I am crushing it
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna flight at six and I'm just cranking.
Speaker 1: Where are you going? I gotta go to Nashville to
Speaker 1: check in on what's going on over there since it's
Speaker 1: been a minute. You know. Now, there's a theory with
Speaker 1: to do list that you are not supposed to put
Speaker 1: a on your to do list because it could, in
Speaker 1: a sense, feel overwhelming. It could feel like something you're
Speaker 1: not able to finish. Um, set you up to fail
Speaker 1: if you will. But I don't believe in that. I
Speaker 1: fully believe in putting everything on. I don't care if
Speaker 1: it's a mile long. I almost get, you know, a
Speaker 1: sense of relief in crossing it or scribbling it out,
Speaker 1: or I'll do it like carry the one. I carry
Speaker 1: it over to the next day. You know, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I have your much more. First of all, your
Speaker 1: penmanship is way better than mine. But this is a
Speaker 1: collaborative list with some of Kyle's handwriting, some of mine.
Speaker 1: And then this is the list. It just keeps continuing.
Speaker 1: It's not as organized as this. But I'm into a list.
Speaker 1: I like very much like a newspaper. I like to
Speaker 1: hold the newspaper and I like to hold it to
Speaker 1: do list. If it's in, I'm out. Okay, So you
Speaker 1: just got home from Kansas City last night this morning
Speaker 1: about one am. Yep, got in. I made a very
Speaker 1: very responsible decision which is unlike myself and I am
Speaker 1: still having FOMO from the whole thing. We are very
Speaker 1: grateful Troy has his own jet and it helps out
Speaker 1: in situations where Dallas is awesome if you live in
Speaker 1: l A, because you can catch like a ten thirties
Speaker 1: sometimes at a Dallas. If we can make it back
Speaker 1: to Dallas when Troy gets home, you can get on
Speaker 1: that ten thirty. It's another three and a half on
Speaker 1: the way home. You're sitting in there and your leather pants,
Speaker 1: your full makeup, with your mask. You just want to die.
Speaker 1: The guy's nose next to you is whistling every time
Speaker 1: you breathe in so I shoven ear plug in one year.
Speaker 1: You know. That's what I do on these flights home.
Speaker 1: But I'm sad my my crew. Some of my crew
Speaker 1: members stayed and they ended up going out for a
Speaker 1: fun night in Dallas. And I thought to myself, Okay,
Speaker 1: like I really would love to do a fun night
Speaker 1: in Dallas. This would be great. But am I the
Speaker 1: responsible person? Where I get on the flight, I get
Speaker 1: in at one, I make the fertility clinic appointment at eleven,
Speaker 1: I'm knock hungover. I then go to acupuncture. I mean
Speaker 1: a child or getting you know, wasted in Dallas. We
Speaker 1: said no, no, no, you know, so it was hard.
Speaker 1: And then of course seeing all the instagrams of my crew,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing Ronaldi was just on fire telling stories to
Speaker 1: make people cry. Like give that guy three Savian Blancs
Speaker 1: and you are bawling. I mean, you think you're at
Speaker 1: a Roman and we're watching the holiday. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just this guy. Where's jut of time? I just caught
Speaker 1: up with Jillian who was there, and she said it
Speaker 1: was a time. And of course I'm feeling sorry for
Speaker 1: myself as I've already been ultrasounded probe today. But who's counting?
Speaker 1: Like I put your foot and stirrups stay a while.
Speaker 1: Um well, I think in the end you'll be hydd
Speaker 1: that decision. But because I never I mean that's how
Speaker 1: I feel. But it's that balance, right of like you're
Speaker 1: working on the time and you want to let it
Speaker 1: loose because you're like, I don't want this is those
Speaker 1: few moments. But whatever, You're good, there will be another one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope so. But Kansas City is fun, Like we
Speaker 1: don't as a group get to go to Kansas City
Speaker 1: very much. I say that we're going there in two
Speaker 1: weeks for the Cowboys game. It is very much like
Speaker 1: I just came on to tell you a college town.
Speaker 1: And I think the towns that we as a crew
Speaker 1: don't get to go to a lot is where people care,
Speaker 1: like Dallas, Green Bay. Where else do we go? San Francisco, Seattle.
Speaker 1: They don't give a ship here, like can don't give ah,
Speaker 1: Like the whole town was like, hey, what's up? How
Speaker 1: much are we gonna win? By blah blah blah. We
Speaker 1: get to Casey, it's like Friday night. We're just we went.
Speaker 1: You know, we had Indianapolis Jets Jonathan Taylor so impressive.
Speaker 1: By the way, My god, what a cutie Russian bear
Speaker 1: Kenrick's out. Yeah, alright, so cute. Anyways, we go straight
Speaker 1: from Indianapolis to Casey. We have an off you know,
Speaker 1: kind of like a day where you can rest on
Speaker 1: Saturday ish. So we're like, let's go. We're cranking it up.
Speaker 1: We're going like we I text the boys, I'm like
Speaker 1: meeting at the bar at six, like let's go. We're
Speaker 1: freaking going. I think you want so excited you're there,
Speaker 1: like we got drink sent over. We went to dinner.
Speaker 1: We got a bottle of wine sent over. The next night,
Speaker 1: me Rinaldi, our producer Cheese Science, our director Rich Russo,
Speaker 1: we're having dinner, somebody sent a bottle of camus over,
Speaker 1: just so glad you guys are here. Like he's great.
Speaker 1: They treat like family. And then we go to the
Speaker 1: game in the morning. There's vomit all over the hotel driveway.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're ready to roll their offense. Maybe not
Speaker 1: so much, but you know, they were happy that Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers was not playing yesterday. Wow, I think that may
Speaker 1: have been a beat down if he had played. You
Speaker 1: thank you. I mean I almost think they would have won.
Speaker 1: I think he would have put twenty on them. You, Yes,
Speaker 1: that was I was the whole time. I was sitting
Speaker 1: there and Rinaldi did a report about how Patrick Mahomes
Speaker 1: was feeling because against Aaron Rodgers, right exactly, and he
Speaker 1: was like saying he was bummed because he wanted to
Speaker 1: and then and then I love Troy and the Booths like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's all right. Better to get the w
Speaker 1: on that we'll take the So Aaron Rodgers things is
Speaker 1: a whole situation. We won't get into all of that,
Speaker 1: because that's a whole other podcast. But you've got a
Speaker 1: full week and cute little Jillian. She's been the road
Speaker 1: for days because you were kind enough to let me
Speaker 1: borrow her for the patrick. You borrow her. She's there
Speaker 1: for the taking. But the well, the reason I say
Speaker 1: borrow is because she's on the road with you, and like,
Speaker 1: poor girl probably wants to go home. And she was
Speaker 1: so sweet and she stayed on the road. And that
Speaker 1: was a time because we got to Casey. This was
Speaker 1: on Tuesday to do the interview after their Monday night game.
Speaker 1: Get there no hotel room situations happened. I don't have
Speaker 1: a room. I'm staying with Jillian, And I started laughing
Speaker 1: because I'm like, if Jillian wasn't here, where am I sleeping? Like?
Speaker 1: Am I sleeping on the couch in the lobby? What's
Speaker 1: going on here? Because there was no hotels because everyone
Speaker 1: was still there from the Monday night game. Anyway, That's
Speaker 1: also why there weren't flights out the next day. I
Speaker 1: got done with that interview early and I was supposed
Speaker 1: to fly out, and it was anyone that's been look
Speaker 1: at Casey is awesome and I'm so glad they're good
Speaker 1: to you. You don't plane, get out on plane, get
Speaker 1: to Dallas. I'm sorry, Casey, you may have a lot
Speaker 1: going for you, but that airport is the worst air
Speaker 1: or in the United States. Like there's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: My my driver was so nice, So that picks me
Speaker 1: up in Casey, he couldn't been sweeter. I was like,
Speaker 1: how are you doing. He goes, it's going great, how
Speaker 1: are you? And I was like talking to him about
Speaker 1: the weather. He just warmed my heart. Uh, the interview
Speaker 1: with Mahomes was great. Kind of crazy because we didn't
Speaker 1: know about Aaron Rodgers being out until the next day
Speaker 1: after your interview is already done, and that's not your fault.
Speaker 1: But so how was sitting down with him good? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, those guys are always going to tow the
Speaker 1: company line. But I think he was more candid about
Speaker 1: his own deficiencies than I thought he would be without,
Speaker 1: you know, throwing himself under the bus. But I think
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's a maturation and everyone's just used to
Speaker 1: them winning and you become a victim of your own success.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they're not playing exactly how they want to
Speaker 1: be playing, but they're lucky that that like the vision
Speaker 1: is up and down. I mean, look a look at
Speaker 1: what happened to the Bills yesterday, losing to Jacksonville. I mean,
Speaker 1: Dallas gets stopped by the Broncos, like and it out
Speaker 1: like that was crazy? You were at that game? How
Speaker 1: was that was out? Your first time at a game?
Speaker 1: It's so far. Yeah. I hadn't been to one before
Speaker 1: because obviously I can only go to a night game
Speaker 1: or a Monday night game. And so I had saw
Speaker 1: Kelly out the night before and this is how too
Speaker 1: many cocktails I had. She invites us to the game,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that's so nice. Yeah, yeah, like,
Speaker 1: we'll be there. I wake up in the morning to
Speaker 1: go because I only had game breaks because we didn't
Speaker 1: have our studio show because you guys were in Annapolis.
Speaker 1: So I get a later called time and I texted.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I can't go to the game, like
Speaker 1: I have to do game breaks. And then she's like
Speaker 1: it's the night game. I'm like, oh cool, who's paying
Speaker 1: attention or hungover this girl? So I was able to
Speaker 1: get there by the second quarter. But god, that stadium
Speaker 1: is impressive. Holy sh it, that things was it loud
Speaker 1: last night, it was it was loud. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think it was a little bit tempered because they were
Speaker 1: losing and it wasn't, you know, as probably loud as
Speaker 1: it would have been if they were, you know, rocking.
Speaker 1: But it was still fun. It was going. I mean,
Speaker 1: you go to games, you work every game, but like,
Speaker 1: I'm maud at that routine. So it was nice for
Speaker 1: me to go and do that. How is the traffic
Speaker 1: going there? Awful? Fine going there because I didn't get
Speaker 1: there till the second quarter because I didn't get out.
Speaker 1: I had to wait till the end of your Guys
Speaker 1: game to get in the car. But it was fine
Speaker 1: going there getting out of there. Nightmare situation. See what's
Speaker 1: your thought? This sets up a whole conversation of big events.
Speaker 1: My husband is the even at concerts, which kind of
Speaker 1: pumps me out because I'm like, I want to hear
Speaker 1: the last song. We gotta go, we gotta go before
Speaker 1: the encore. He's like Clarkers, get in the car. Even
Speaker 1: when he was at the Rams home opener, he ran out,
Speaker 1: like freaking like I think maybe with five eight minutes
Speaker 1: left on the clock. I've gone to a World Series
Speaker 1: game with him, Red Sox Dodgers where the inning is
Speaker 1: ending and we are running through the concourse because he's like,
Speaker 1: we gotta beat everybody to the ubers. Like I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at that. I'm not. I did that last night
Speaker 1: with because well it was a foregone conclusion that the
Speaker 1: game was ending and at that point, like and that
Speaker 1: was the end. Mean, and again Kelly is so generous
Speaker 1: and inviting us and stuff, But it was like, all right,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna win in like there's five minutes left,
Speaker 1: Like maybe let's make a run for it. But then
Speaker 1: that uber situation, they really get tricky. They say twelve
Speaker 1: minutes away, and all of a sudden it's minutes away.
Speaker 1: And walk into the sizzler on the corner and I'm
Speaker 1: having to wait over there and we're dropping a pin.
Speaker 1: Now we're canceling. Now there aren't any cars available, so
Speaker 1: it's a whole to do. But I'd walk there if
Speaker 1: I could. Um, it was nice just just to be
Speaker 1: a part of the scene. Now, let's get rid of
Speaker 1: these emails, okay, notifications? All right, So wait, what I
Speaker 1: was I gonna talk to you about? I wrote it.
Speaker 1: I wrote this down because I know for the podcast
Speaker 1: forget it, saying calm down, it should be catch up.
Speaker 1: This is something that I do often after I have cocktails.
Speaker 1: I'm always convinced that someone's going to steal something from me,
Speaker 1: probably from my time in hotels. Who knows whatever. I
Speaker 1: hide things when I'm drunk. I hide wedding rings. I
Speaker 1: hide my watches. Used to be a tooth fairy. I
Speaker 1: mean I should look out of the pillows. I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding aaron I. I the other night hid my laptop.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I do this. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: I woke up in the morning to pull out socks
Speaker 1: and my laptop was in the top dresser and I
Speaker 1: was like, what am I doing? I have had it
Speaker 1: one time where I put my watch underneath the mattress
Speaker 1: in a hotel room. I left the hotel room. I panicked.
Speaker 1: I'm at the airport. I'm like, fuck, I left my
Speaker 1: watch in the room but forgot where it was. I
Speaker 1: had to miss my flight, went back to the hotel room.
Speaker 1: I'm tearing the hotel room open. Have to get the
Speaker 1: new key, because you know that one doesn't work after
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock. Is there anything more annoying? Oh? Did it
Speaker 1: touch your phone. I don't know if it touched my phone,
Speaker 1: and I don't know just I don't know if I
Speaker 1: have an adjoining room. Just give me the room key.
Speaker 1: That's all I want. You know, was this the key
Speaker 1: that I had to get another key? So this was
Speaker 1: the original one that I lost, And now I got
Speaker 1: four new ones. And now we're getting hotel keys all
Speaker 1: over the place. So I tear everyone from a different
Speaker 1: hotel in Seattle, and I'm really in Philly and I
Speaker 1: don't know where. I don't know. Pet's heads are falling off,
Speaker 1: and so I about the mattress and there it is,
Speaker 1: my my really nice watches sitting in between the mattresses.
Speaker 1: This is something I do, Oh wow, because you convince
Speaker 1: yourself you're gonna get robbed when you're drunk or what's happening?
Speaker 1: Totally okay. I couldn't find my wedding rings the other day.
Speaker 1: I had put those in this tiny little zipper in
Speaker 1: a purse I hardly ever use. So yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: real scavenger hunt over here. After three cocktails. I mean,
Speaker 1: we don't know what we're gonna find. But do you have, like,
Speaker 1: you know, your travel bag that you're it's it's the
Speaker 1: catch all. It has everything in it right in mass
Speaker 1: I think I wish it was if I wish I
Speaker 1: was in here right now, Michael, get it, Mary fucking Poppins.
Speaker 1: The other day I was at work and I'm sitting
Speaker 1: with Dominique, and she said, I asked, like, oh, like
Speaker 1: deodorant or something like that. I pulled out three deodorants,
Speaker 1: two sets of playing cards, I had four headphones, seventeen
Speaker 1: purele packets. I mean, if I was at a baby shower, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know those things that they do at the baby showers.
Speaker 1: The checklist, it's like, do you have a you know,
Speaker 1: expired credit card from Yes, you do. Actually, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for putting that on the list. It's right here.
Speaker 1: I always have an ear plug in there, a random
Speaker 1: ear plug because like a plug, because I got to
Speaker 1: have an ear plug. I need it. I will be
Speaker 1: working on a construction site. No, I'm I will fixiate
Speaker 1: on a noise. Is that is that the word fixated? Fixate?
Speaker 1: Not to I've had a hard time saying immunization all week.
Speaker 1: What is the immunization? No, that wasn't it. I'm immunity.
Speaker 1: I'm immunized. I'm immunized. I don't know what that is. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what Aaron Rodgers was saying. He was that was
Speaker 1: the word he used. I'm immunized. Yeah, like I got
Speaker 1: vaccinated or whatever. I'm not getting into this discussion. I
Speaker 1: get fixated on sounds and then I can't sleep or
Speaker 1: I can't concentrate, and then I turned really really anxious
Speaker 1: or crazy. So I e the gentleman. There was a
Speaker 1: couple of things he was doing last night, and I
Speaker 1: was trying really hard not to get upset about it.
Speaker 1: But he whisked the guy on the plane. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and this is after I've already like flown to from
Speaker 1: Kansas City to Dallas. I've already done a game. Now
Speaker 1: I have another three and a half hour. Shut up,
Speaker 1: it's my job, I get it. He breathed, and every
Speaker 1: time he would breathe in it would whistle, So I like,
Speaker 1: hear it, and I'm like, I cannot hear this for
Speaker 1: three and a half hours. He also, I think, was
Speaker 1: some sort of like a DJ or something, because he
Speaker 1: you know, got on. He had cool rings, cool bracelets,
Speaker 1: like the big glasses he was looking at like equipment,
Speaker 1: but everything was like and he was tapping his his
Speaker 1: foot and his black and I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: do this for three and a half hours. So I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to control his tapping, but
Speaker 1: I will be able to control the noise of the whistling.
Speaker 1: So I grabbed an ear plug. I always have one, handy.
Speaker 1: I shoved it in my right ear to go, you know,
Speaker 1: cut it off, and it helped. It really did farny handy. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe this is you and Jillian then, because as we
Speaker 1: were sharing a room in the single bedroom and in
Speaker 1: the city, that was the smallest hotel room I've ever
Speaker 1: been in. And that that's the way I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: to another thing I have about that she had little
Speaker 1: ear plugs in a dish in the bathroom that's where
Speaker 1: we stay, because that really is so loud that I've
Speaker 1: never used an ear plug in my life, but it
Speaker 1: got used them all the time. I sleep with them
Speaker 1: in a hotel because I can't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear the air turning on and off. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear what's going on next door. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear what's going on outside. I am such a
Speaker 1: sound sleeper, sleep through anything. I remember I was babysitting
Speaker 1: when I was younger, and for this family, they had
Speaker 1: three kids under the age of six. The parents came home,
Speaker 1: I was asleep on the couch. The parents had called
Speaker 1: the landline inside. They were at the front door ringing
Speaker 1: the doorbell. All the kids were downstairs. There's a window
Speaker 1: next to the door, and they're like waving to their
Speaker 1: mom and dad. I'm out on the couch. Finally, after
Speaker 1: the seventeenth call on their landline, you and I was like, hi, guys,
Speaker 1: and they're like, wow, Caissa, this is this is a
Speaker 1: little concerning, And I was like, sorry, any I stayed
Speaker 1: watching their kids forever. But yeah, I sleep through everything,
Speaker 1: not a problem for me. But Jillian was sleeping through
Speaker 1: through her alarm and her phone and probably because she
Speaker 1: had the ear plugs in. But um, when we were
Speaker 1: sharing a room, I started laughing. I was like, what
Speaker 1: is appropriate with it growing with the stink in the bedroom? No,
Speaker 1: but it might as well have been because I was.
Speaker 1: I was lying on the bed and you can see
Speaker 1: the sink the toilet when you get out of the
Speaker 1: shower and your foot goes into the toilet. The rooms
Speaker 1: a little small no, no, what was appropriate to sleep
Speaker 1: in a bed with your girlfriend. Like I was like, Jillian,
Speaker 1: she was like, don't worry, I won't sleep naked. And
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't think we should sleep
Speaker 1: be naked. I don't even think we should be sleeping
Speaker 1: in thongs next to each other. Like that's a little
Speaker 1: too close for comfort. And this one, you know, her,
Speaker 1: the bob dude, just wandering around, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: like I don't care, Like I get naked in front
Speaker 1: of like my girlfriends whatever, who cares? But the sleeping
Speaker 1: nick kid with the girlfriend, we're gonna do that. No,
Speaker 1: But she had put on a robe and she's like,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I won't be sleeping naked. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you don't have to sleep that robe. It's like comfortable
Speaker 1: would be to sleep. I'm sorry. Another thing, I'm not
Speaker 1: staying at a not so great hotel that we stayed
Speaker 1: in and putting their robot like it's not because there
Speaker 1: is no guarantee, and there's no guarantee at a five
Speaker 1: star that things been washed. But at least at a
Speaker 1: five star I can like convince myself, oh it's been washed.
Speaker 1: But like I got putting my body I can't even
Speaker 1: walk out of the shower onto the carpet with a
Speaker 1: wet foot because I feel like that wet foot will
Speaker 1: attract particles that are on the carpet onto my feet.
Speaker 1: And then I get to that bed and I know
Speaker 1: my head's not going down where my feet are, but
Speaker 1: like it's all old things on the carpet in the bed.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't touch it. I'm even
Speaker 1: so crazy. I'll tell you this. I put a sweatshirt
Speaker 1: inside out because I don't want the sweatshirt that's touched
Speaker 1: anything in my clothes inside out on my face when
Speaker 1: I sleep, so air touching my face, I am fucked.
Speaker 1: I just get what are you? What do you breathe?
Speaker 1: How do you breathe with the inside out sweatshirt? The
Speaker 1: ear plugs? Are there any breathing passages open breathing with
Speaker 1: a mask on? I mean there's really no breathing path.
Speaker 1: You do not sleep with the sweatshirt on inside. Oh
Speaker 1: my craziness. I mean, I am all about the cleanliness
Speaker 1: and the hotel rooms, but I will not go that far.
Speaker 1: I will do a full pure I'll wipe up that
Speaker 1: remote because I am not sure who's been touching about that.
Speaker 1: I love when they're like, it's been clean and it's
Speaker 1: in the bag no one had and you just throw
Speaker 1: it in the freaking bag. Have you watched that dateline
Speaker 1: of sixty minutes or whatever it was where they had
Speaker 1: hidden cameras and they show you exactly what the maids
Speaker 1: are not cleaning those cups. Do put that toothbrush in
Speaker 1: those cups. Those cups have not been cleaned. The same
Speaker 1: rugged onto the toilet, goes then into the cup. Dane mcdinge, Okay,
Speaker 1: so don't sleep naked in the bed with your girlfriends
Speaker 1: and definitely use an inside out sweatshirt while you're sleeping
Speaker 1: on my face. No, so it got me. It got
Speaker 1: me thinking though about like sharing stuff with girlfriends, right,
Speaker 1: like if if you go on the road or you
Speaker 1: lose your luggage or whatever. Shared deodorant with Jillian, but
Speaker 1: it shared deodorant, like that's fine. Toothbrushes off limits? Never
Speaker 1: anybody does that. Have you ever shared a toothbrush with
Speaker 1: the Jarrett No, I've had to do it before with Kyle.
Speaker 1: It is not where I want to be. I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in doing it. But in an emergency situation with
Speaker 1: the husband, I can make a concession. It's not really
Speaker 1: what I want to do. Though we've done nose hair
Speaker 1: trimmer though sharing I've never done those. I waxed the nose.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I want to try it so bad. Do
Speaker 1: you know what? I also want to try so like
Speaker 1: what you won't like it. There's a lot of sniffing happening.
Speaker 1: Sniffling happening because there's no net pot without the Nettie
Speaker 1: pot you know what I mean? Oh my god, so cute.
Speaker 1: Elvis on our crew who works in our truck, we
Speaker 1: were out to dinner getting pummeled on Friday night and
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, I had to tell you I listened
Speaker 1: to your episode with the Nettie Potty goes my wife
Speaker 1: uses it. You're right, there's nothing cute about it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's terrible. I want to do the thing so badly.
Speaker 1: Were you you get the candle in your ear? In
Speaker 1: the big clumpet ear? I want to do that. Let's
Speaker 1: do Let's do it together because I've never done it
Speaker 1: and I want to do it too. I feels like
Speaker 1: a dream. At dinner we were talking about because on
Speaker 1: her podcast the morning after, for her episode, she had
Speaker 1: talked about the first time her and Matthew had sex,
Speaker 1: which I so appreciated her being open about and how
Speaker 1: he didn't text her back and she was like losing
Speaker 1: her mind and called him and he's like, what, I'm
Speaker 1: on the training table and she's like and like she
Speaker 1: was like talking about the whole like time that should
Speaker 1: be allotted after you first have sex, and what when
Speaker 1: they should call back applications? Yeah, am I getting service?
Speaker 1: I mean, have I missed the call? Let me text
Speaker 1: myself and see if this is working. Hi? Hi, so weird.
Speaker 1: I haven't done that before at all at all. Why
Speaker 1: that that comes very quickly to what recall? But she
Speaker 1: was saying. I was like, you're talking about sex, and
Speaker 1: she's like, and you guys are talking about colonics and
Speaker 1: Nettie Pots. I'm like, can we all just be very unattractive?
Speaker 1: I mean, Jesus, there is nothing that's off limits with
Speaker 1: these podcasts. But it's reliable, Like people get that, you know.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking about nose here, trimmers and ear like thing.
Speaker 1: I think everything would be incredible because like, did you
Speaker 1: ever like back in the day, like when pens were
Speaker 1: like had the caps take it in there? And like,
Speaker 1: oh my God, it's like when I how easy ears
Speaker 1: and I like put like a little like well, like
Speaker 1: you just like tickle it in there, like with a
Speaker 1: Q tip. I think cleaning your ears with a Q
Speaker 1: tip is so fabulous. Oh you know, fantastic. I love
Speaker 1: everything about it. But why you're not supposed to because
Speaker 1: it's like you're shoving the wax back in your ear.
Speaker 1: Oh what are you talking about with the pen cap?
Speaker 1: Like you just like a pen cap. It was like
Speaker 1: something like you get in there. It's like if if
Speaker 1: you're like at school or something. No, I can't say,
Speaker 1: I can't say I ever did that. Um, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm all about that ear wax situation. Get it in
Speaker 1: there well. By the we can buy one of those pits.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be so gross when we find out what
Speaker 1: comes out of there of your ear. Yeah no, I
Speaker 1: do a netti pot. I see what comes out of
Speaker 1: my nasal passages. I don't care. Well you you and
Speaker 1: all those ear plugs. That wax has been in there
Speaker 1: for a minute. You just keep shoving that. And I
Speaker 1: have so true one time during a game because I
Speaker 1: wear dual ears just to help with the noise even
Speaker 1: though something's wrong with my i f B. There, I like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a going death, but they're not
Speaker 1: blocking this sound out very long. For those of you
Speaker 1: that don't know what an i FB is, it's something
Speaker 1: you put in your ears to the producer like can
Speaker 1: talk to you or Aaron in this case, can like
Speaker 1: hear the truck and here Joe and Troy, like the
Speaker 1: whole broadcast is in your ear. I it's what people
Speaker 1: always do when they do this. But anyways, I maybe
Speaker 1: like two years ago or last year, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I was like noticing the game was going in and
Speaker 1: out and I was like, what's wrong with this? Why
Speaker 1: is this going in and out? And I was like,
Speaker 1: something's wrong with my i FB, there's something wrong with
Speaker 1: my audio. I pulled it out. There was like ear
Speaker 1: wax stuck inside the hole, and our audio guy gave
Speaker 1: me like a little thing and he goes, maybe after
Speaker 1: the game, clean it up. It was just lodged in
Speaker 1: your freaking year for four hours. It's nasty shoving that
Speaker 1: thing in there. Um along those same lines, I'm very
Speaker 1: fanatical about cleaning my head my earphones after I work
Speaker 1: out because the situation that goes on there and then
Speaker 1: you put them back in the case and you know
Speaker 1: it's a home you get Yeah, I thought that was
Speaker 1: just me. No, that's everyone. Yeah. Anyways, Um so wait,
Speaker 1: what do you have this week? You have? I just
Speaker 1: have one game? I just have Thursday. Does that feel
Speaker 1: like a vacation? No, because it's a FC teams and
Speaker 1: we don't cover them very much Like if it was
Speaker 1: Green Bay Dallas, this would be a vacation because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm good, We're good. But these are two teams that
Speaker 1: haven't covered. You feel so paranoid, like you know what?
Speaker 1: You know what this phone call means? Who is that? Can't?
Speaker 1: Oh you got a feature? Joel, I'm on our podcast
Speaker 1: right now. If you want to say hi to Aaron,
Speaker 1: he probably needs you to do a Ravens feature. Um
Speaker 1: are you? I can be and I can be wherever
Speaker 1: you need me to be. Okay by but whelread you
Speaker 1: have to go. It's local. But you know who's not
Speaker 1: gonna like that. I'm supposed to go to New Jersey
Speaker 1: for a house and home installation after Nashville on on Friday. Fine,
Speaker 1: you know what duty calls? What? Derwin James and Keian
Speaker 1: O'Neill cute I've never interviewed either one of them. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't either. That's what's so exciting. I will say this,
Speaker 1: it's also nerve wracking for Fox primarily does NFC games.
Speaker 1: So like, like yesterday, I'm on the Packers sideline. I
Speaker 1: know everybody. They're like they can make fun of me.
Speaker 1: We make jokes like I know everybody. I'm talking to
Speaker 1: the doctor about my own personal problems like forget go back,
Speaker 1: and I need to jump back into this for a second.
Speaker 1: Do you really love a team doctor? What's that? Do
Speaker 1: you really ask the team doctors for like a diagnosis
Speaker 1: on something? With you? I love you so much. What
Speaker 1: we're talking about life Like the Packers team doctor is
Speaker 1: an angel, and like he was actually asking me how
Speaker 1: like everything's going with me health wise. I was telling
Speaker 1: him about my fertility issues and he was asking me
Speaker 1: how long I've been in remission. So we were talking
Speaker 1: about that. I told him I actually have a follow
Speaker 1: up this week, and I told him how horrible it
Speaker 1: is to go and I always feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pass out. And then we just kind of talk about things.
Speaker 1: And then we talk a lot about COVID and like
Speaker 1: staying safe and stuff. I'll be honest, Like the second
Speaker 1: I have like like cramps or like a tickle in
Speaker 1: my throat, I'm like, anybody have a lozenge? Can I
Speaker 1: have like an advil for my mental card? Like I
Speaker 1: But again, this is with the teams that I'm tight with,
Speaker 1: like they know everything about me, Like they've like you know,
Speaker 1: known me forever. So they're always like, how's your dad,
Speaker 1: how's your dad's health, how are your parents doing? Like
Speaker 1: it's really funny. So probably that point when you saw me,
Speaker 1: I was like, so like last week, I was feeling
Speaker 1: like I had a little runny nose, but I used
Speaker 1: the Nettie pod and it's like third and four, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're driving, okay, But what was I saying? I don't
Speaker 1: even remember. It was I had to go ahead? No, no,
Speaker 1: go ahead no. I just was fully entertained by watching.
Speaker 1: It was like an ice okay, like a you know,
Speaker 1: like picture and picture. I was like, okay, now she's
Speaker 1: over here, and then she's working over here, and it
Speaker 1: was like I felt like I was like with you
Speaker 1: on the sidelines, that's hilarious. No, But for a FC teams,
Speaker 1: it's harder because we don't really know the guy is
Speaker 1: very well and um, actually this was funny when we
Speaker 1: did the Colds game. I'm not trying to like get
Speaker 1: in anybody's way. I'm just like there, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like get my stuff done, and especially with the Colds
Speaker 1: because I don't know a lot of guys really cool.
Speaker 1: Walks up to Darius Leaner and told him I love Damny.
Speaker 1: I was like, I love watching you play. Like great
Speaker 1: to meet you. I saw DeForrest Buckner, who I knew
Speaker 1: with the forty Niners. He's an angel. Got to meet
Speaker 1: the Jonathan Jonathan Taylor. But I love the team doctors.
Speaker 1: I've always loved a team doctor. Um. That reminds me
Speaker 1: my former father in law, Rest in peace. I broke
Speaker 1: my foot. I had to stay in Boston for my
Speaker 1: foot surgery and I'm at the pediatrist and my father
Speaker 1: in law at the time was like, hey, doc, I've
Speaker 1: got this situation here with the elbow mind taking a
Speaker 1: look and I'm like, what are we what are we
Speaker 1: doing here? It's like it's called the piggyback appointment, and
Speaker 1: I go it's called what And he goes, I'm just
Speaker 1: piggybacking non appointment. And I got a few questions, and
Speaker 1: I'm like ever since then, I just like laugh because
Speaker 1: I text my guy inacologist about everything. I asked him
Speaker 1: the other day for a recommendation for a regular like
Speaker 1: a just a general doctor, which is really pathetic. I've
Speaker 1: not had one. I asked him questions about like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you have any referrals on like where to go
Speaker 1: get this done, where to go this restaurant recommendations. I'm
Speaker 1: asking my guynacologist about my PAPST maire results and what's
Speaker 1: on the ZAGGA guide and where he likes to eat
Speaker 1: on a Saturday. That's the kind of relationship we have.
Speaker 1: I love. I have so much nervous energy and I
Speaker 1: go to the cancer center. I have to go there tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But my on colleges is so incredible and he's so
Speaker 1: cute and good looking and fabulous, and it's also the
Speaker 1: worst one, like I don't see him like, you know,
Speaker 1: every six months, and I'm in stirrups and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up. But I get so much nervous energy. I
Speaker 1: start telling him everything about my life. So yeah, Like
Speaker 1: one time, I remember, like the Matt Lower situation was
Speaker 1: going down. We were talking about Matt lower, I'm in stirrups.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, Like today, I'm in the
Speaker 1: stirrups talking to my fertility doctor and we're talking about
Speaker 1: like he goes, hey, it looked great yesterday things, you know.
Speaker 1: But my my, my kind of cologist actually set me
Speaker 1: up with my ex boyfriend because I went in to
Speaker 1: get a perhaps mears situation because I had been sleeping
Speaker 1: with the wrong guy, and I walked into this. I
Speaker 1: made a few bad decisions along the way, but I'm
Speaker 1: a responsible person, so I go straight to the doctor
Speaker 1: and I say, let's get this ship cleaned up. And
Speaker 1: he goes, Okay, enough of these bad decisions. I got
Speaker 1: a great guy for you. And that's literally how I
Speaker 1: met my ex boyfriend ends up being a loser and
Speaker 1: I'm over and now we joke about it. But that's
Speaker 1: that's who hooked me up with my ex boyfriend because
Speaker 1: I was making real bad decisions out in the streets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now I'm an adult, you know, so here I am.
Speaker 1: Um wait, I was going to follow up, but I
Speaker 1: don't think there's a follow up needed there. There wasn't
Speaker 1: a follow up. There wasn't a follow up appointment. You
Speaker 1: know what the results the results were in, and I
Speaker 1: was clickering during the five days takeoff. Never had a
Speaker 1: situation like that. I can never. I can honestly say
Speaker 1: I have never had an STD ever and I and look,
Speaker 1: I'll knock on something because I have never. I was
Speaker 1: never someone that like slept around any for that slept
Speaker 1: with I was like dating. I mean, they weren't always
Speaker 1: the right people I was dating, but still I've never
Speaker 1: had a one night stand. I've never done any of that.
Speaker 1: So maybe the wrong people, wrong choices, but you know,
Speaker 1: just not a lot of them. About quality not quantity,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, part the no no, I just I
Speaker 1: was actually telling my husband today, my doctor, well, it's
Speaker 1: it's not about anything that you just said. I just
Speaker 1: I'm glad because those situations and men, I'm sure you're
Speaker 1: enjoying every minute of this or have shut us off
Speaker 1: at this point, like they're so uncomfortable, like no one
Speaker 1: wants to be in there, and especially if you're a
Speaker 1: doctor is adorable, which my oncologists and my fertility doctor
Speaker 1: are adorable. I don't know if I could do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do hot doctor. I mean,
Speaker 1: and I say this lovingly. And my kind of coologist
Speaker 1: is a guy, but he's like my sweet little old
Speaker 1: man kindacologist. Like there's no part of me that's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to sleep with this doctor, but literally my
Speaker 1: fertility doctor who's up in in there, like thank god.
Speaker 1: That's all we talked about. We talked about sports. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you look good yesterday with that offense. They couldn't get
Speaker 1: like that. Probe and me and we were able to
Speaker 1: working through the middle. What um, They weren't able to
Speaker 1: get anything going through the middle. That's the problem, and
Speaker 1: apparently neither of I for the last eight years. But
Speaker 1: you know, we're working on it. No one of the
Speaker 1: wonder Jonathan Taylor had such a successful game. That offensive
Speaker 1: line made all kinds of holes for him. Your sister
Speaker 1: remember that, remember that that movie Knocked Up? And then
Speaker 1: kind apologies, he goes, you only do look like your sister.
Speaker 1: So to summarize today's podcast, we always wonder if we
Speaker 1: need guests, and it's like, we don't have time for that.
Speaker 1: We talked about ear rocks. We talked about earplugs, sleeping
Speaker 1: naked with your girlfriends, sharing deodorant. The gynecologist STD one
Speaker 1: night stand anything. Kurt and Ryan, we have not covered
Speaker 1: uh and the Bills, lost of the Jaguars. We'll be
Speaker 1: back with more next week. Ryan goes, you nailed it
Speaker 1: all right, let's wrap. Calm Down with Aaron and Krissa
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