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Speaker 1: Okay, don't tell my radio bosses, but podcast listeners are

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Speaker 1: so much cooler. Okay, okay, and listen. I love that

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Speaker 1: you listen to our radio show. But like, it means

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Speaker 1: so much that you spend time you come find us

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Speaker 1: on the podcast, and now you're here.

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Speaker 2: And we're gonna be together for like an hour or more.

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Speaker 2: That's really great.

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Speaker 3: Okay, follow our podcast and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 4: I know at least seventy five percent of the hosts

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Speaker 4: in this room are fans of VD.

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Speaker 5: What Valentine's Days in Morning?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 2: I never knew that they share scenario.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 4: You know what, if you are a fan, then you

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Speaker 4: know there is no cure for VD. That time of

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Speaker 4: love always stays with you every Valentine.

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Speaker 2: They say, it doesn't cost a thing.

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Speaker 8: No, it doesn't.

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Speaker 4: I bring it up because a national publication pulled one

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Speaker 4: thousand millennials and gen zers who are actively dating, and

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Speaker 4: they looked at what the perfect Valentine's Day date looks

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Speaker 4: like in these modern times. Okay, so this might surprise you,

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Speaker 4: but actually not much has changed, and the whole country

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Speaker 4: really is still pretty traditional.

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Speaker 3: Flowers, candy and nice romantic dinner.

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Speaker 4: Luckily, everybody's pretty old school. The perfect date, according to them,

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Speaker 4: starts with flowers or a gift, and one of you

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Speaker 4: should be picking the other one up. Don't make them

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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you're just going to go to two

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Speaker 3: separate places the.

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Speaker 4: Way you sell After that, it's dinner in a movie,

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Speaker 4: and the night should end with quote some form of togetherness.

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't have to that relationship, so I'm just

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Speaker 3: It has to be.

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Speaker 4: That dating people, it's any type of togetherness. It could

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Speaker 4: be like a Chinese finger trap or whatever. You're into,

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Speaker 4: something that brings you close.

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Speaker 3: Does that work for you?

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Speaker 4: Forty eight percent with like alone time with their date,

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Speaker 4: and forty three percent said ending with a good night

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Speaker 4: kiss would be ideal.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the sweet, But then.

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Speaker 8: I can't go to sleep.

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Speaker 10: After jet.

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Speaker 1: Just thinking about it because you're practicing on your pillow

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Speaker 9: I read.

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Speaker 4: Personally, I like to end the evening with some romantic.

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Speaker 5: Dog shock collar action. But to each their own. Let's

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Speaker 5: get into the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Digital Jake show him how it's done.

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Speaker 10: At the end of Valentine's Wow Wow, All right, listen, up,

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Speaker 10: Love Chumps, super Bowl's over. Valentine's Day is less than

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Speaker 10: forty eight hours away, which means we need to go

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Speaker 10: into emergency scramble mode. No, that's right, that's a scramble siren.

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Speaker 10: Time is running out, shelves are running bare, and lovers

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Speaker 9: It's stressful.

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Speaker 8: God forbid.

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Speaker 10: So today instead of handing you eat a personalized calendar

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Speaker 10: with twelve photos of my mahomes like body on it,

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Speaker 10: instead only giving you a better present. A Top twenty

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Speaker 10: most Popular Valentine's Day Gifts edition. Oh but LEI twenty?

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Speaker 8: Could you still get the Jake calendar?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 8: Also on top of it?

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Speaker 9: I have one for you, jest, I think it's on

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Speaker 9: the list, Jeff Away.

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Speaker 10: All right, Top twenty most popular Valentine's Day Gifts. We'll

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Speaker 10: start with the woman whose mother is my secret Valentine's

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Speaker 10: Brooks not a secret anymore.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening, I'm not well brook.

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Speaker 10: If you can name one of these top twenty days,

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Speaker 3: Show me Flowers, Jay Flowers us back on drag.

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Speaker 10: Number three on my list.

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Speaker 2: Next up is Alexis Oh chocolate.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna say, chocolate, candy, and chocolate covered strawberries are

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Speaker 9: I'm doing the thing Jake where I'm saving Jose.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna say, if you're trying to like sneak one

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Speaker 10: Just say something easy, okay. Candles candles number sixteen on

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Speaker 4: Oh man, Jeffery, it's your tur Candle is gonna be

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Speaker 4: this give me romantic mug, a mug number.

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Speaker 1: Eighteen mug is Valentine Lovers that is not on the

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Speaker 10: I get a mug from my dog every year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought this was Valentine's Day. Yes, I going

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Speaker 3: to say I love you.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Jewelry, Jake, Jelry.

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Speaker 10: Number seven on my list, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Dinner is a gift, like is there like a homemade dinner?

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Speaker 8: I would encourage you to not listen to hates love

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Speaker 3: No, I just want more than that, say dinner.

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Speaker 10: A romantic dinner, a home cooked meal. Number four.

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Speaker 8: Great gift to give to somebody.

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Speaker 10: Some gifts can be physical items. Some gifts can be

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Speaker 10: events or experiences. Keep that in mind. We're up to Jose.

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Speaker 9: I think I'm gonna go safe and just say nails

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Speaker 9: like sen her to get her nails done.

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Speaker 10: A manicure or a pedicure. Did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 10: I'd dang, we suck.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey, God, apparently I'm not very good at Valentine's

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Speaker 4: The only other Valentine's gift that would make any sense

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Speaker 4: to me is some kind of splash proof video equipment.

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Speaker 10: Hang on, let me check the list here splash but

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Speaker 10: splash proof video equipment did not make kids.

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Speaker 1: I just realized that the only question that Jeffrey got

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Speaker 1: much animals.

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Speaker 2: Is it the only gift you know how to give me?

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Speaker 8: Shows how much I love and care about you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, if we're going to experiences, Jake, I'm gonna say massage,

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Speaker 10: A massage did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, unromantic society, and I hate it.

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Speaker 10: I did not see it on my list here. That

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Speaker 10: means alexis as up those silver saves and doesn't even

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Speaker 2: Just wow, watch you guys fall.

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Speaker 10: Let's go over what you guys missed here. Number two

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Speaker 8: Did you say it's not the most romantic? This is

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Nobody said these are good?

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Speaker 10: The gift is a car, Brooks, so many mugs and cars.

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Speaker 10: Number five, bottle of wine Number six was just gift

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Speaker 10: cards in general? Was clothing her shoes. Cologne made the list,

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Speaker 10: Lingerie the top ten.

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Speaker 3: I thought massage would be above them.

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Speaker 10: Eleven event tickets like a concert, a play, a sporting event,

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Speaker 10: romantic trip made the list. Adult toys made the list.

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Speaker 10: A pet just ahead of mug on the list, A

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Speaker 10: real pet, a framed picture, a stuffed animal, a fake pet.

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Speaker 10: Homemade love coupon book also on the list. You forget

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Speaker 10: that never said they were good.

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Speaker 8: I know which one I'm going to get all of

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Speaker 8: you for Valans.

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Speaker 3: I don't want your coupon book.

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Speaker 10: Reminder that was Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Alexis has been killing it in plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 8: She runs again today answer more than one. She gets

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Speaker 8: to choose to shock. Someone's going to be singing my

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Speaker 11: I mean now that I remember Jeff ca was a

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Speaker 11: mug I got a shock, Jeff, you set my apartment

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Speaker 4: Remember Jeff, why that You're all getting splashed proof video

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Speaker 5: Jef Mugger, that's your shock Collars question of the day.

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Speaker 5: You got your phone tab coming.

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Speaker 8: Up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and Jose's on his

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Speaker 4: fourteenth bathroom break of the day.

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Speaker 8: He didn't make it back in time for the start of.

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Speaker 3: The second I was sure it's only fourteen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, Alexis, I've always wanted to do this.

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Speaker 4: We're going to have a Jose laugh off. Okay, Brooke,

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Speaker 4: you go first, imitate Jose's Okay, Okay, gosh.

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Speaker 12: It's not even close Digital Jack, try it.

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Speaker 2: It is more of a high.

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Speaker 8: Alexis. Don't even bother. It's not going to be good.

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Speaker 8: Don't worry.

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Speaker 4: Jose is not going to be laughing soon because he

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Speaker 2: Bat So is he in the bathroom because he has

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Speaker 8: Yeah, And don't be sad for him.

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Speaker 4: He deserved it because if you were watching the end

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Speaker 1: When the two players brought it out like super early.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think that's yellow. I stopped and

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Speaker 2: then they dumped.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Brook loves a good slashing.

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Speaker 10: Good amen.

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Speaker 4: That color had not been used since twenty eighteen though,

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Speaker 4: so pretty unlucky. The question is, how do we punish

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Speaker 4: doing the gateaye, but normally we would do it out

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Speaker 10: Oh I don't want to go in there.

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Speaker 8: Yes, sure on that, alex Is.

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Speaker 4: We could put you in charge and just knock on

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Speaker 1: I wanted to touch the handle, and I'm sorry that wouldn't believable.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that just started his own motorcycle gang.

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Speaker 4: have you ever watched the Olympics and thought, you know

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Speaker 3: Hey, that's why I know him as a record breaker.

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Speaker 8: I got like fifth.

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Speaker 4: To want performance enhancing, I want to see the pole

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Speaker 9: We were starting our version right anymore.

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of New Sumyrna Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 6: All Right.

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Speaker 8: Cops got a call.

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Speaker 4: Over the weekend about a forty nine year old man

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Speaker 9: People do this, like on the side of you, but

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Speaker 4: This guy's name is Jason Brushkevich, and normally in the

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Speaker 8: To drive on the beach.

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Speaker 3: I love when people see those signs.

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Speaker 2: You're like, they're trying to ruin my fot.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh, I come here all the time. Jason did

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Speaker 4: He went around the closed gate that said do not enter, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think he just had a good cup of coffee Florida.

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Speaker 4: They charged him with failing to pay the beach access

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Speaker 4: His truck had to be towed as well. Based on

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Speaker 8: It one bit. It's hair.

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Speaker 11: It looks like he was going pretty fat.

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Speaker 8: He was cracking the cops up too.

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Speaker 2: He's got of course.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Cupid's headquarters. We're

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Speaker 4: only days away from Valentine's and we might have just

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Speaker 4: It's still available, promises to completely blow your date away, and.

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Speaker 8: It only costs ten thousand dollars ten.

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Speaker 4: For the first time ever, you can now have a

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Speaker 8: I don't care who knows it.

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Speaker 9: Imagine the view.

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Speaker 4: The experience called Empire for two, was inspired by the

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Speaker 4: classic rom com Sleepless in Seattle and you know that

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Speaker 3: Sometime electus it's cute.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sure, if you're willing to shell out the cash,

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Speaker 2: Oh, they better be.

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Speaker 3: They better be feeding me the champagne for ten dollars.

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Speaker 9: I want to walk it.

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Speaker 4: The better seges for me, and then you get to

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Speaker 2: So it's that far above the observation deck.

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Speaker 8: That's crazy, very tippy top.

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Speaker 4: In the intimate one hundred and second floor observatory, you'll

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Speaker 4: be serenaded by a musician as you enjoy a three

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Speaker 8: Tasty.

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Speaker 1: I just flashed on an image of Alexis being so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: You're reading a musician in the room with you playing.

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Speaker 2: That is like my nightmare.

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Speaker 1: What if they wanted to make eye contact with you

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Speaker 3: You know I'm not looking.

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Speaker 9: Can I call it?

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Speaker 10: My friends?

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Speaker 4: And look, if you can't fork out the ten k

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Speaker 1: Hey, you could have a hundred of those and you

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Speaker 1: truly yeah cheap, and you have street musterers.

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Speaker 10: To sing to you. Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 8: He's aided to the shoe department of the Empire State Building.

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Speaker 8: That's right.

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Speaker 4: That sound means Lazer Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We're gonna do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 14: Friday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: A TikTok video just got over seventy million views when

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Speaker 8: Oh wow, Brooks, no surprise was.

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Speaker 3: Merleo was very advanced, Jose.

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Speaker 4: It's TikTok click shot because you're so shocked at how

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Speaker 4: from a twenty six year old woman named Katie Bridges.

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Speaker 8: Now Katie calls herself clumsy.

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Speaker 1: That's it, and that's got a ton of class.

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Speaker 8: That's all she did.

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Speaker 4: She didn't even fall over, she just heard it. It

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Speaker 8: Please do have some of that amazing right now.

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Speaker 4: If you just search Katie's sound on TikTok, more than

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Speaker 4: and YouTuber named Ali Fitz who mixed it with Alicia

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Speaker 4: So one TikToker named Pennington used it for Nelly and

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 8: I absolutely love it.

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Speaker 4: And what about this duet featuring the bee Gees Staying Alive?

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Speaker 8: Stay Alive?

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Speaker 4: And what's Katie's response to all the popularity and becoming

457
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Speaker 4: basically a meme?

458
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Speaker 8: She says, quote, y'all these duets got me hollering.

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Speaker 1: So good.

460
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Speaker 2: I would love it.

461
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Speaker 8: That's a TikTok click shock your next TikTok Click Shock.

462
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Speaker 4: It's courtesy of a guy named Justin Lee, who's a

463
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Speaker 4: divorce lawyer based in Toronto. Divorce lawyers super hot on

464
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 4: TikTok right now. They're blowing up and one recent video

465
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 4: made a major splash, got millions of views, and in

466
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Speaker 4: the clip, he explains why he believes men should always

467
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Speaker 4: offer to pay for the first date when going out

468
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Speaker 4: with someone new.

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Speaker 3: I think it has to do with who asked who out.

470
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Speaker 3: I think that's where it comes down to you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what does he say?

472
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Speaker 8: Let's hear what he has to say.

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Speaker 15: Your date, whoever that is, may very well be the

474
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Speaker 15: person you end up marrying. And trust me when I say,

475
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Speaker 15: as a divorce lawyer, who you end up marrying is

476
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Speaker 15: so so important. So let's say at the end of

477
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Speaker 15: the date, time you plug your wallet, you offer to pay,

478
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Speaker 15: and your date just sits there expecting you to pay,

479
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Speaker 15: as if that is the obvious course of action in

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Speaker 15: that moment, what did you just learn? You just learned

481
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Speaker 15: that the person in front of you is entitled and

482
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Speaker 15: frankly has the audacity to expect a near stranger to

483
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Speaker 15: pay for them And just imagine how someone like that

484
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Speaker 15: will treat their significant other, their spouse for a low,

485
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Speaker 15: low price of twenty thirty forty dollars or whatever. You

486
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Speaker 15: learned that the person in front of you does not

487
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Speaker 15: have the basic courtesy to pretend to offer to pay,

488
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Speaker 15: and that therefore you should never go on another date

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Speaker 15: with them.

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Speaker 1: Oh that didn't turn out like you want paid? Did

491
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Speaker 1: I always pretend to offer to pay?

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Speaker 4: Oh, then you let the credit card slip out of

493
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Speaker 4: your hand and it falls down like a crack in

494
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Speaker 4: the floor.

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Speaker 8: Oh well, sorry.

496
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Speaker 1: I think that's a really good point. I can't imagine

497
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Speaker 1: not offering at the end.

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Speaker 4: If you look at the comments on the video, a

499
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Speaker 4: lot of other TikTokers agreed with this guy's theory. One

500
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Speaker 4: person wrote, it's the entitlement that's the turnoff.

501
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Speaker 8: All those disagreed with the concept.

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Speaker 4: A lot of female users wrote that his ideas were

503
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Speaker 4: old school and the person who planned the date should

504
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Speaker 4: be the one that pays.

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Speaker 10: Yes, I understand that.

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Speaker 1: I think he was just coming as a perspective of

507
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Speaker 1: not that the man should always pay, that if the

508
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Speaker 1: man wants to learn that lesson, that he needs to

509
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: have that moment, but.

510
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Speaker 4: Also that guy's going into dating like assuming that guys

511
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Speaker 4: are in it for the long haul a lot of dates.

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Speaker 7: Now it's not about other stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a TikTok click shock.

514
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Speaker 8: Wow your next TikTok click shock. This has over seventy

515
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Speaker 8: eight million views.

516
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 4: WHOA, which maybe the most we've ever spotlighted on the show.

517
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 4: It was posted by a lady in Tennessee and she

518
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 4: created an entire TikTok account to document her attempt to

519
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 4: break into a mysterious safe that she found hiding behind.

520
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Speaker 8: Her new fireplace.

521
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Speaker 6: WHOA.

522
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Speaker 4: She discovered it on the first day in her new house,

523
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Speaker 4: and from the looks of it, she wasn't the first

524
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Speaker 4: person to try and break into it, because the safe

525
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Speaker 4: already had three small holes.

526
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Speaker 8: Drilled in the front.

527
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Speaker 4: Okay, so her dad brought over a spy camera in

528
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 4: one of those little round ones you could feed through

529
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 4: a hole to see in, and they spotted a few

530
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 4: items in there, but they couldn't figure out what.

531
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Speaker 3: They were because there's probably not a whole lot of light.

532
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Speaker 4: So her dad got to work trying to bust it open.

533
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 4: Couldn't do it. Oh oh, And in a follow up video,

534
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 4: her friends come over and figure out a way to

535
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Speaker 4: open it. Up and they found the safe wasn't empty.

536
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 3: It put a lot of work into this.

537
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 4: Inside it had some coins, including a World War II

538
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Speaker 4: commemorative fiftieth anniversary coin like the ones you see on

539
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Speaker 4: those late night infomercials.

540
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 8: For fifteen payments.

541
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Speaker 4: Of twelve ninety nine could have this once in a

542
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Speaker 4: lifetime minted.

543
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Speaker 8: Only seventy million have been made. You're not gonna want

544
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Speaker 8: to miss out on this opportunity.

545
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Speaker 3: So you're saying she's rich rich.

546
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Speaker 4: There was some Jewish themed playing cards inside the safe.

547
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Speaker 2: Two what does that mean?

548
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Speaker 8: It had like a menora on the back.

549
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Speaker 4: But most impressively, there was a newspaper from eighteen which

550
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 4: had been kept in pristine condition.

551
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Speaker 3: I mean, you go library and see that.

552
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 8: But that's cool if you're into your Confederate newspapers. But

553
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 8: those are your TTOK stories for the day. Phone tap is.

554
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 6: Coming up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

555
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 8: Okay, let's go over the list.

556
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 4: These are the top three people we enjoy pranking the most.

557
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 4: Bride Zilla's just a few days before their wedding.

558
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 8: Oh my goodness. So it's fun.

559
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 4: New hires who don't know anyone in their company and

560
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 4: I want to sell them drugs, and rounding out the

561
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 4: top three are first time home buyers.

562
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's just like a personal one for you. Since

563
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: that's you right now, you realize how gullible you.

564
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 6: Are so much.

565
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Speaker 8: Seriously, I mean, they're stressed.

566
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Speaker 4: They don't exactly know what's going on or what to do.

567
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 4: And that's what happens today when we call a guy

568
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Speaker 4: who put an offer in on a home that's going

569
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Speaker 4: through the final inspection phase. Out of all the possible issues,

570
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 4: he never foresaw this.

571
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Speaker 8: Type of problem.

572
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it in your phones out right now.

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00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 13: Hello.

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00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 9: Hi, my name's Elliott Graves. I'm looking for Trent.

575
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 8: Please, Hey, this is him.

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00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 16: How can I help you?

577
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,959
Speaker 9: Hi? Trent, I'm the paranormal property consultant. You're a realtor

578
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 9: hired Who are you? I'm the paranormal property consultant. You

579
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 9: made an offer on the house on one hundred Southeast?

580
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 8: Is that correct?

581
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 13: Absolutely? I did?

582
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,959
Speaker 16: Okay, you said paranormal like ghosts.

583
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, your reeltor Stephan hired me as a huntered home

584
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 9: expert to check it out.

585
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 16: Are you joking?

586
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 9: Not at all. I just went through the property an

587
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 9: hour ago and I did write down some notes here. So,

588
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 9: according to my notes, basement actually look good. There's nothing

589
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 9: going on down there.

590
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 16: So when you say nothing's going on, what exactly do

591
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 16: you mean by that?

592
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 9: You know, spirits or specters, any type of ghost like activity.

593
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 9: So basement's good, kitchen's fine, children's bedrooms also clear.

594
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 13: Okay, I guess that's.

595
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 9: Other than the master bedroom. Pretty much good to go.

596
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 16: Wait, wait, what do you mean what's wrong with the

597
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 16: master bedroom?

598
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 9: I don't know exactly. It could be nothing.

599
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 16: Well, bro, but we'll tell me. If there's something going on.

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00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 11: Let me know.

601
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, this is gonna sound weird to you, but

602
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure a spirit passed gas when I came

603
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 9: into the room.

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00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 13: Okay, that's beyond weird.

605
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 16: What do you mean exactly as gas?

606
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 9: This is why I didn't even want to bring it up.

607
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 16: You need to tell me everything that happened. Everything.

608
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 8: Okay.

609
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 9: I walked in, I heard the tut immediately had to

610
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 9: cover my entire face because it was the most potent smell.

611
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 9: Then I heard a laugh and footsteps ran down the staircase.

612
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 9: That was it.

613
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 16: You're kidding me, right.

614
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 9: Look, I've been doing this a long time. I wanted

615
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 9: to be thorough. So I actually sure we got permission

616
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 9: to call the previous homeowner. Wait, you talked to them, Yes,

617
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 9: I did.

618
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 13: Well, what the hell did they say?

619
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 8: Well?

620
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 9: They confirmed it. What they've been dealing with this for years,

621
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 9: apparently dealing.

622
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 16: With a farty ghost in their house, that's what you're saying.

623
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 9: Well, no, they came up with different names, not fart ghosts.

624
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 9: It was like a flatulent phantom lord Gasberry. Oh, the

625
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 9: one that stuck with stinker geist.

626
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 16: Are you seeing me?

627
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 9: No, because like poltergeist because it smells, so it's like

628
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 9: a stinker geist.

629
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 16: Know what it means.

630
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Speaker 9: I should mention as well, now that I have my

631
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 9: notes in front of me. They did say, if you

632
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 9: make egg salad in the kitchen, don't leave it unattended.

633
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 13: That is disgusting.

634
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 9: I don't think this should deter you from buying the home.

635
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 9: I love the walk through, it's beautiful. The realtor just

636
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 9: thought you should know there's a lot worse things that

637
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 9: could happen, like a leaky pipe.

638
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 16: I think that a farting ghost is a lot worse.

639
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 16: You'll sleeking fib all right.

640
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 9: They call it a stinker geist. Just wanted to remind me.

641
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Speaker 16: I don't care what they call it. If everything you're

642
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 16: saying is real, I'm having serious reservations about buying his damn.

643
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Speaker 8: How okay, I hear you. I hear you, Yeah, I

644
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 8: do you hear me?

645
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 4: Yes?

646
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 9: You sounds concerned. And I can come back and do

647
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 9: a follow up with Lord Gasberry if he's really British

648
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 9: like they.

649
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 8: Say, How is that going to help me?

650
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 9: I have a little experience. I can try to speak

651
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 9: to him and I stink that. Guys quit forwarding in

652
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 9: the chimney and get out.

653
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 8: I can't check mate. Joke?

654
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 10: Is that?

655
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 16: What's going on here?

656
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 8: Absolutely is a joke?

657
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 9: Well, having a guy watch him? I it's Brook and

658
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning.

659
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 16: What the are you talking about?

660
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 9: This is a prank phone call.

661
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 15: Man.

662
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 9: My name is jose from the show Brook and Jeffrey

663
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 9: in the Morning.

664
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Speaker 8: Your wife Natalie set you up.

665
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

666
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 9: If she's told us you guys are in the middle

667
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 9: of buying a home and you're super stressed about it,

668
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 9: you want to just lighten the mood a little man.

669
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 16: Oh my god, Yes, we're about to buy a home.

670
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 16: In fact, I'm about to overbid the next person.

671
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 9: Excuse me, you want to overbid on this home. You

672
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 9: want the stinker guys. That is a cool accessory to

673
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 9: have in a home.

674
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 8: Dude.

675
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 9: Think about how much money you could charge on Airbnb.

676
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 13: Dude, I just want the house man.

677
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 9: Oh but you could be the guy with the stinker

678
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 9: guy's house.

679
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 13: Oh no, I don't want that, all right?

680
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 14: Week up every morning was foom taps weekday morning on

681
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 14: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

682
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 4: How much are you willing to commit to a person

683
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 4: on a first date? If you see that it's going

684
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Speaker 4: very very well?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well full four?

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00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 4: Oh wow, you really jumped Theresa. I was wonder would

687
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 4: you be willing to delete your dating profiles right there?

688
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 8: Oh wow, talk about vacationing together.

689
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 6: That's cute.

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00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 8: That is naming your future children going to.

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Speaker 9: Far Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Yes, jeff yeah, yes, it's probably crossing the line. Maybe

693
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 4: it's better that our listener bought children on their first date.

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Speaker 10: That is worse joke.

695
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 8: Can you do that right? I know sounds weird.

696
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 3: One of them names picked out? Did they not buy

697
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 3: them from me?

698
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 8: Could possibly be illegal?

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Speaker 4: I will say a version of that happened, and you're

700
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Speaker 4: gonna hear how in a brand new second Date update.

701
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 4: You have to hear it right after this second Date update.

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00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 8: We are in the month of Love right now, and.

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Speaker 4: Because of that, today we're gonna do this entire second

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Speaker 4: date update in the language of love French, Jose, take

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Speaker 4: it away.

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Speaker 9: A welcome I'll second date up date known.

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Speaker 1: As the English Update second Day.

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Speaker 3: French accent could be unsexy and made.

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Speaker 8: Jose.

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Speaker 4: We're trying not to scare all of the women off

711
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 4: from listening to this show, just a couple of the

712
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 4: unwonted ones.

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Speaker 8: So sorry, l You know what, maybe we.

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Speaker 4: Just stick to American style English for this when we

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Speaker 4: talk to our listener Cassie today, Cassie, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: Are you okay if we do this in English? Gussie?

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Speaker 11: I was? I was loving the French, but you know what,

718
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 11: it's okay already.

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Speaker 1: She started out of the gate line.

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Speaker 9: Just for the record, if you have any other language

721
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Speaker 9: requests or like, do you want me to do, just

722
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Speaker 9: holler at me.

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Speaker 4: Seriously, start to keep talking like that. You're not going

724
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 4: to be single for long. So tell us about this

725
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 4: guy that you went out with recently. What's his name?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, her name is Derek.

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Speaker 3: How'd you guys meet.

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Speaker 11: Online and their first day we went to a super

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00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 11: upscale mall here in this area, we've got like a

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Speaker 11: I would say stancy mall is because like it's spread out.

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Speaker 8: You don't have to tell us about upscale malls.

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Speaker 15: We got there.

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Speaker 9: It's like being on Amazon, but I are Yeah, the stores.

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Speaker 3: That's okay and bougie.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a good Yeah, it could be fun,

736
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Speaker 4: some something to do, things to look at and.

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Speaker 3: Talk about, like shop, you can drink.

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Speaker 11: It's like in public, so if it gets weird, you're

739
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 11: not alone.

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Speaker 3: Right yeah, safety sure.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So what was it like when you very first met Derek?

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Speaker 11: So honestly, I felt like we hit it off, like

744
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 11: right off the bat. There was coming to you there.

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Speaker 11: We walked around just like looking at stuff, and we

746
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Speaker 11: ended up going to like a nursery, not like the

747
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Speaker 11: baby like the kind of plants.

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Speaker 3: Don't know, plant nursery.

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Speaker 9: It was like, okay, sounds like a perfect date to me,

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Speaker 9: but they don't.

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Speaker 2: They don't have stores where they sell babies. Jose at

752
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: the mall even a baby watching day.

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Speaker 4: I know. We just got a brilliant business ideas A

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Speaker 4: long sponsored by Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning window.

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Speaker 2: You better work on your return policy. I'm gonna let

756
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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 4: We've got the discount band over here in the store

758
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Speaker 4: for too long.

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Speaker 8: We have the whole business might right, but sorry, I

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Speaker 8: mean cute.

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Speaker 3: Plant shops are so fun right now.

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Speaker 11: I'm not like a super big plant person, but I

763
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 11: really loved looking at all the stuff they had, so

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Speaker 11: so like, I'm into it. He was a little bit

765
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Speaker 11: more into it than me, but I was really feeling it, yeah,

766
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Speaker 11: because traditionally, like I haven't really been a plant person,

767
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Speaker 11: but I had it. I had a lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: So sweet.

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Speaker 2: So he was knowledgeable.

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Speaker 3: He obviously has plans.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and he was like, you know what I think

772
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Speaker 11: we should do. I think we should pick out a

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Speaker 11: plant for each other.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's cute.

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Speaker 1: And it's kind of forward thinking, like it's like he

776
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Speaker 1: wants to see if you could keep it alive.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. I think it's like when you have some like

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Speaker 11: picking out for you, because it's like, Okay, what do

780
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 11: you really think of me? Let's see what you pick

781
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Speaker 11: out based off what you think my personality is.

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Speaker 9: That's why you make someone plant a tree. That's more

783
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Speaker 9: of a commitment.

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Speaker 4: Than Yeah, Okay, that's an interesting idea.

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Speaker 3: I like it. What did you take out for him?

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Speaker 11: So the one I picked was super cute. It was

787
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Speaker 11: like very whimsical. It was called a figetty fig.

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Speaker 3: Better than a venus fly trap or something.

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Speaker 11: You know, right, Okay, So that's like literally what I'm

790
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 11: getting to because what he picked for me was a

791
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Speaker 11: freaking snake.

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Speaker 3: Plant snake flip snake but average, they live a long time.

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Speaker 3: They're hard to kill.

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Speaker 2: They are very hard to kill.

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Speaker 3: They're sturdy. They're a good first plant for people who

796
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 3: don't have to their first plant.

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00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 4: Okay, So he obviously doesn't trust that you're able to

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Speaker 4: maintain it, which is why he bought you a super

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Speaker 4: easy plant.

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Speaker 11: I didn't really think about it that way. Honestly. I

801
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 11: was like, should I be offended?

802
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: As though because of the snake title?

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Speaker 2: Is that why?

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00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 11: I was just like surprised, you know what I mean,

806
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Speaker 11: because like, the one I picked for him was flirty.

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Speaker 6: Cute or whatever.

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Speaker 4: So how did you tell him that you didn't like

809
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 4: the plant that he bought?

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Speaker 11: I kind of just made a joke of it because

811
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,959
Speaker 11: it's like he's still buying me something, right, So I'm

812
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 11: not going to be a jerk.

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00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 8: You could be a jerk.

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00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that's always on the table to slap

815
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Speaker 4: the plant down out of his hands and be like

816
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 4: try again.

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00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 3: Well I don't think she'd be calling us and asking why.

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00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 2: He's pretty obvious.

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00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 11: Well, it was like so fun because we acted that

820
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 11: we went out for drinks because there was like a

821
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 11: bar inside them all, but we brought our plants with

822
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 11: and it was like super cute and like everybody was

823
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 11: like coming by and looking at them and saying like,

824
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 11: what's the story on this? It was funny, and the

825
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 11: whole time I felt super comfortable and like it even.

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Speaker 8: Ended with a kiss.

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Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, all right, this all sounds good, Like

828
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Speaker 1: I mean, I could totally understand why you're so confused

829
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: why he's not calling back.

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00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, me too, especially since we even named our plants.

831
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Speaker 1: Oh they're real plant baby after each other, like what

832
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: you name?

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00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 11: So his plant was Gertrude, yes, okay, and my plant

834
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 11: was leif ericson the Explorer.

835
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, have you texted as leaf ericson?

836
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 3: I mean that's the obvious, Like.

837
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 2: Misses you, they considered it.

838
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 4: Now, is anybody worried? Here that maybe the plant joke

839
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 4: went on a little bit too long. All.

840
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: I think it was the love forern from the rom com.

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00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 10: You know you killed our.

842
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: Love for your plant is still alive, right?

843
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 13: Oh?

844
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 11: Yeah? You know what's funny is I did find out

845
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 11: I do have a bit of a green thumb to

846
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 11: keep alive.

847
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm actually a little bit more concerned about

848
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 4: getting your guys's plants back together because I feel like

849
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 4: maybe they had the real love connection.

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00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 3: You don't want a separated plant family, well.

851
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 4: But also you don't want like plant parents hooking up

852
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 4: with the plant kids, you know.

853
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 15: What I mean.

854
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: No, I don't think they're the same family. Now you're

855
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: making it weird.

856
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 8: I'm making it weird. Oh Okay, I took it too far.

857
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 6: You know what.

858
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 4: Fine, We're gonna call plant daddy Derek and see why

859
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 4: he isn't arranging another date with you when we do

860
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 4: your second date update.

861
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 8: Right after this second date update, Cassy.

862
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 4: And Derek have been on one date and already have

863
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 4: two kids together, babies babies plant children that they picked

864
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 4: out for each other at a nursery during their date.

865
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Speaker 4: They even named their plants Gertrude and Leif.

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00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 8: Ericsson.

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00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: It's solid, solid day, brought their plants to the restaurant together,

868
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 1: put them in high chairs with little.

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00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 8: Bibs on, fed them. I mean you can assume, you

870
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 8: can assume that they're good parents like that.

871
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure they ordered rounded chicken tenders.

872
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean, pretty normal first date as far as

873
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 4: we've heard.

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00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 3: It's actually an adorable first date.

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00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 9: And they bought plants together.

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00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 4: The crazy thing is most of the plant enthusiasm was

877
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 4: actually led by Derek, which I didn't expect.

878
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 8: So it is weird that he is not initiating another

879
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 8: meet up.

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00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 4: The thing is, we never asked Cassie how many days

881
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 4: has it been since that all happened.

882
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 11: So I haven't seen him five days.

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00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 4: That's four decades in plant years. So we can only

884
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 4: imagine how your children.

885
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.

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00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 8: Pretty quick.

887
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 3: So have you heard from him at all?

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00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 11: Yeah? So there's been texting, but there's been no initiation

889
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 11: of a second day.

890
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, so you're in communication.

891
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it just feels like it fell off a

892
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 3: little bit.

893
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 11: Yeah all right, I do you think you're help in

894
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 11: figuring this out?

895
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

896
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 8: Well, let's call this deadbeat plant dad and figure out what.

897
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 3: He's taking care of. Grude, Okay, he just I.

898
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 4: Mean, at least we hope, so a good point. I

899
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,919
Speaker 4: don't like that he's not talking you, Cassie. So let's

900
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: call him. We'll see if he picks up.

901
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, I thank you.

902
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 9: If he does an answer, can we do textual healing

903
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 9: at least, because I really want to do idea?

904
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 8: Yes? All right, plant therapy maybe too. So here we go.

905
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 8: I'm calling right now.

906
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 6: Hello.

907
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 8: Hey is this Derek?

908
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, Derek, sorry to barge into your day here, but

909
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 4: you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey

910
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 4: in the morning.

911
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 8: Good morning.

912
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 3: Okay, that's weird, you said. Sorry, your phone's a little

913
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 3: hard to.

914
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 2: Hear, Derek.

915
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, it seems just a little weird. I don't usually

916
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 13: get radio stations calling me in the morning.

917
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 4: I don't think most people do, so you're in the

918
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 4: general population with that one.

919
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 8: That's fine, Derek.

920
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 3: I think we're calling you for a great reason though.

921
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a second we do call it second date update.

922
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 13: I don't like that.

923
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 3: Do you sound like one of our commentars from the podcast?

924
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

925
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, do you even know anything about it?

926
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 13: I mean, I figure it's you're calling me till somebody

927
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 13: wants to reach out.

928
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 8: Okay, you're smart, Derek. So yeah, you're right.

929
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 4: There is a girl that listens to our show who

930
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 4: said she went out with you recently, named Cassie.

931
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: And it sounded like an adorable date. So just so

932
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: you know, she does know that you guys have been

933
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: texting a little bit. It just feels like you're maybe

934
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: not interted or something.

935
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm I'm kind of interested, but at the moment,

936
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 13: I'm not kind of interested.

937
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 8: Kind of but not kind of. Okay, you were pretty clear.

938
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 4: So.

939
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 3: No, wonder she's so I don't know why she'd be.

940
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 4: Well, I hope you don't mind if we dive a

941
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 4: little bit deeper into that and ask you why.

942
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 13: I just need some more time.

943
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 8: Oh what's going on?

944
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 3: Are you in a relationship?

945
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 13: No, I'm single. I'm single.

946
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: You're single, okay? And you and you liked Cassie?

947
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 13: Right, yeah, I mean I like her. I just made

948
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 13: a big mistake.

949
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 8: Mistake.

950
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 9: What no girlfriend, But you made a mistake. But you

951
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 9: like her, but you also don't like her yet?

952
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: But a mistake with who? Because she really likes you?

953
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 13: Okay, I'll just tell you, but you can't tell her.

954
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 8: We won't say we none of us here will say

955
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 8: anything to her.

956
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 10: Yes, so I.

957
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 13: Don't know if you told you, but we bought each

958
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 13: other plants on our date.

959
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 8: Yeah. It seemed kind of like cute and movie ish.

960
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 15: Yeah.

961
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 3: We even knew Gertrude and Leif Erickson or the names.

962
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 8: Okay, right right, yeah we named him Okay.

963
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 13: But when we were leaving them all, I didn't realize.

964
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 13: I left Gertrude the roof of my car, so I

965
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 13: drove away. Yeah, I heard a bump. I didn't know

966
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 13: what it was, so I backed up and I ran over.

967
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 8: Your own plants. So dramatic, baby killed Trude? Hello, yeah,

968
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 8: dere she was supposed to wait. But that that's Cassie.

969
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 8: I wanted to talk to you on the other line.

970
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 9: Okay, rest in peace, Gertrude.

971
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 8: Oh god, oh my god.

972
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 11: Didn't you try it to sneame her?

973
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 13: So will, Cassie. I really didn't know you were on

974
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 13: the phone. I didn't know you heard any of that.

975
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 11: I couldnot believe that.

976
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: I can't believe this.

977
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 11: She's dead. It did you try at least bring her

978
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 11: back to life?

979
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 8: But what what did you do with Gertrude afterwards.

980
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, where is her body?

981
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 11: I mean, my.

982
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 13: God, plants just as much as everybody else. But you

983
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 13: guys are acting like it's a human being.

984
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 2: But listen, listen.

985
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: Why would you not be calling her back just because

986
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 3: the plant fell off the car?

987
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 13: I was gonna go ahead and get a new plant

988
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 13: to trying to take.

989
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 2: It the second day.

990
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 11: You were going to try and replace her, like you mean.

991
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 8: With the same exact plan.

992
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I went back the next day to see

993
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 13: if they had the same plant and they didn't.

994
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 6: Went.

995
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were going to pass off the new planet

996
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 4: as Gertrude and try and trick Cassie to thinking it

997
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 4: was the same one.

998
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 3: Just tell her the truth.

999
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 2: Cassie would think it's a cute story.

1000
00:44:59,680 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1001
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 8: She sounds pretty upset.

1002
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 11: I don't even know what to say. I mean that Girtrude, man,

1003
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 11: there's only one Gutrue.

1004
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 9: Is the only one.

1005
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, Cassie, you're being like funny right now, right,

1006
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: you're not being serious.

1007
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 11: Kind of, my guys, it's really troubling.

1008
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 10: Though, is it.

1009
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 6: Well?

1010
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 4: Because he ran it back over again, come up and

1011
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 4: then disposed of the body.

1012
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: It's not like it says anything about who he is.

1013
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 3: You're a good person.

1014
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 11: Thought she meant something to you just grows back.

1015
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: Obviously did mean something to you, Cassie. That's why he

1016
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: went back to the store the next day.

1017
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 13: That's a good I'm a good guy. I don't murder

1018
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 13: plants all the time. I buy them. I try and

1019
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 13: keep them alive.

1020
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 3: He tries to keep.

1021
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 8: I mean, Cassie, I've.

1022
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 13: Never run over one before.

1023
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 9: This was the first.

1024
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: Jimmy Techly, if you ever driven on grass, you've ever driven?

1025
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 4: I mean, we mean that he hasn't been driven over

1026
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 4: his own plant child for.

1027
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 9: Your husband does work?

1028
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 8: Okay, I mean, Cassie, can you see what he's saying?

1029
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 8: Like only a.

1030
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 4: Good guy would go through all of that effort to

1031
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 4: hide the evidence of destroying your plant baby together and

1032
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 4: try and cover it up with a different plant.

1033
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 9: And then ghost you until the new plant comes in.

1034
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeh, wait, so the new plant is coming.

1035
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 13: So, yes, it took five days to get here. It's

1036
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 13: coming tomorrow. That's what I've been waiting for.

1037
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: Ok So you were gonna one more day, you were

1038
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: gonna just ask her out?

1039
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 6: Then?

1040
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was waiting for tomorrow, making sure the plane

1041
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 13: got here, so in case she came over and saw

1042
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 13: that there was no plant, I wouldn't get in troubles.

1043
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 8: Is a lot for you to process. What are you

1044
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 8: thinking right now?

1045
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 11: I mean I am, I'm honestly heartbroken. I'm surprised at

1046
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 11: how heartbroken I am over her truth, but I can

1047
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 11: understand the sentiment.

1048
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, the good news is it sounds like if

1049
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 4: you guys ever got married, he definitely wouldn't be the

1050
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 4: type of person trying and hide money from you or

1051
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 4: like keep secrets until like they came up years later.

1052
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, that was.

1053
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 3: A weird jump there.

1054
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: Just want to I think he is so cute and

1055
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: he's going to all this effort just to make sure

1056
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: that you feel good and feel happy, Cassie.

1057
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 3: That should be a huge plus for you.

1058
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 13: It's not like we've been texting back and forth.

1059
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 9: That's true, he's been talking, just not committing well.

1060
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 4: So instead of asking him first, I'm gonna ask Cassie,

1061
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 4: would you like to see Derek again despite what you've

1062
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 4: heard here on the show today.

1063
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 11: Honestly I would. I think I'd give it another try.

1064
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 8: Wow, you have to come with a new name for

1065
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 8: that plant.

1066
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 4: If Derek says yes to the second day because we

1067
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 4: will pay for it.

1068
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 8: Derek, it's up to you the date to name.

1069
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 9: This is your opportunity to get.

1070
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 11: Any reminder of Gertrude. We have to call her something out.

1071
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 8: The plant Murderer's Daughter is a good place to start.

1072
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 3: That sounds like a novel.

1073
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 8: Read yeah, three.

1074
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 4: Part series coming soon to Amazon and get your orders

1075
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 4: in now.

1076
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 13: By the way, By the way, how's Lee Perrickson doing?

1077
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 11: Oh's thriving. He is thriving and driving.

1078
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 9: Has grown up so fast, you guys, Plants and cars

1079
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 9: do not mix.

1080
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 10: That's the murder.

1081
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 8: Mystery Leaf killed Gertrude insurance money for himself.

1082
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to read it.

1083
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 4: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, I think we were all

1084
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 4: kind of leaning heavy into the drama of what happened

1085
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 4: there when Derek's playing Yeah.

1086
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 2: Let's crack that statement real quick.

1087
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 6: Way.

1088
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: You and jose Yeah, you were doing lots of like.

1089
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 8: WHOA, I know we're being dramatic.

1090
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 4: The good news is that clearer heads did prevail in

1091
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: the end, and Cassie was I don't want to say

1092
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 4: like able to get over Gertrude, because we never will.

1093
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 4: She's always going to be in our hearts and in

1094
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 4: our compost bins. But to Gertrude, we just want to

1095
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 4: say you were a bright light in this world and

1096
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 4: in all of our lives and the lives of all

1097
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 4: of our listeners.

1098
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 8: Taken from us far too soon.

1099
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: Can you just start this with maybe we were a

1100
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: little over dramatic.

1101
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now I'm getting back into it now, just

1102
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: because I know, Gertrude, you are smiling down at us

1103
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 4: from plant Heaven right now, watching over all of us

1104
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 4: and blessing our show with your good green vibes.

1105
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 9: I'm still confident if we bury your plant and it

1106
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 9: gets sunlight and water, it will just regrow again.

1107
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1108
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: Well, you know, Brooke is forgetting her name for sure

1109
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 3: in one hour.

1110
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 8: We'll never forget Gertrude, never forget.

1111
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 9: We'll never let you forget Brus.

1112
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 8: It's not worth it, Gertrude, We love you.

1113
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 4: Okay, do well up there and texting seven A five

1114
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 4: nine to email the show if you need help for

1115
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 4: a second date update, We'll call that person who's not

1116
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 4: calling you back.

1117
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1118
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 4: Imagine you go out on a first date with somebody,

1119
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 4: not realizing until you get there that your date is

1120
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 4: a secret celebrity.

1121
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 8: What whoa cool boy'd be?

1122
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 4: Like if jose invited over some tinder girl to his apartment.

1123
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 4: And as she's sitting down on the couch right in

1124
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 4: between the old box of chow mane and the bowl

1125
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 4: of weak old clam chowder, she pushes back the hood

1126
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 4: on her sweater.

1127
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 8: Oh and you see it's Ariana Grande.

1128
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I am ah dude, I have thoughts

1129
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 9: I want to say that I can't say on the radio.

1130
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would be You wouldn't be mortified,

1131
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: because remember where she sitting, She wouldn't have tried a

1132
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: little harder.

1133
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 4: For Well, the thing is something like that actually happened

1134
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 4: recently to a woman from New York, and when she

1135
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 4: found out who she was really out with, she instantly

1136
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 4: had a million questions.

1137
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, tell us.

1138
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 4: And he answered them. Now her story's going viral and

1139
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 4: you're gonna find doubt who it was and why thousands

1140
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 4: of people wanted to know every detail.

1141
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 8: Coming up right.

1142
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 4: After this, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And

1143
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 4: there's some things in life that you just don't want

1144
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 4: to know, Like what's really in the micrib.

1145
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't know.

1146
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 8: Do you want to know that? I don't think so,

1147
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 8: just eat it?

1148
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 4: Or how many spiders are within six feet of you

1149
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 4: at any given moment.

1150
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 9: I live in such an old building.

1151
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 8: I do think about this.

1152
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 4: Sometimes you don't think there's any of the ceiling right

1153
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 4: now above us? Oh and what songs are on Brooks

1154
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 4: bedroom playlist?

1155
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 8: I don't want to know.

1156
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 3: I don't mean all that.

1157
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 9: And long or like a really hardcore energy.

1158
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 4: I'm guessing like cotton Eyed Joe, and she'll be coming

1159
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 4: around the mountain when she comes.

1160
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: That's it's the truth story.

1161
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, but in some cases.

1162
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 4: It's actually nice occasionally to get a little behind the

1163
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 4: scenes look, especially if it's something you really care about,

1164
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 4: like say, for example, if someone had some very interesting

1165
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 4: insider information about your favorite restaurant. And that's what's happening today.

1166
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 4: This all started from a Reddit post from a girl

1167
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 4: saying you'll never believe who I went on a date

1168
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 4: with last night. It was the former general manager for

1169
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 4: the Times Square Olive Garden.

1170
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 3: Oh is it's either gonna make it or break.

1171
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 4: It for me, which if you didn't know the Times

1172
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 4: Square all of Garden is one of the busiest restaurants

1173
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 4: in the entire world.

1174
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, I used to work at All of Garden.

1175
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 8: They brag about the times square one just to made

1176
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 8: the picture. It's three floors.

1177
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 4: The wait time is always at least two hours to

1178
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 4: get in.

1179
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 2: Who is waiting two hours ago? That's the way they

1180
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: were a high end.

1181
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: It's also the wait for any cheesecake factory I've ever

1182
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: been into it.

1183
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 4: Their last seating is at two am. That's how busy

1184
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 4: this place is. And she went on to say she

1185
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 4: did not know that about him until after the date

1186
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 4: had started, but once she learned that information, she spent

1187
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 4: the next hour peppering this guy with questions about his

1188
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 4: experience there.

1189
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 1: She didn't know, all right, sugar baby, this guy.

1190
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 4: You won't believe some of the things that he told her.

1191
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 4: The people on Reddit went nuts with this, and they

1192
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 4: were asking her all sorts of questions, trying to get

1193
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 4: as much info as possible.

1194
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm dying to know. I don't know

1195
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 3: how I missed this.

1196
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 4: The number one thing that hundreds of people wanted to

1197
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 4: know was while he was the GM, did his restaurant

1198
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 4: ever run out of bottomless breadsticks?

1199
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 15: Oh?

1200
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, great? Question question was.

1201
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 8: His answer yes twice.

1202
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 4: He says they were the worst two shifts of his

1203
00:53:55,320 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 4: entire life. Customers were extremely angry, shouting like I don't care,

1204
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 4: go make some more. Olive Garden never runs out, you

1205
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 4: better fix this. Yeah, go take some more off the

1206
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 4: breadstick tree. But apparently every international visitor was very polite

1207
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 4: and understanding about the situation. I met.

1208
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 3: I heard that sarcastically.

1209
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 4: Besides the breadstick question, another big one was did anybody

1210
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 4: ever order the unlimited soup salad breadstick combo and then

1211
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 4: stay there all day?

1212
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 3: Right because it's open until two am? I mean you

1213
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 3: could get your money.

1214
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 4: One person did, and Olive Garden Corporate would not let

1215
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 4: the employees remove him because quote their family, and he

1216
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 4: should be allowed to eat and stay as long as

1217
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 4: he wanted.

1218
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1219
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 8: The thing about family, though, you spend too much time

1220
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 8: with them.

1221
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 2: You hate them exactly.

1222
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 8: You got some delicate balance.

1223
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 4: What about the weirdest thing he ever saw in the restaurant? Yeah,

1224
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 4: square Apparently, he says there was a knife fight one time.

1225
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 3: Who had to coincide with the breadstick.

1226
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 8: Probably, and it was between two karens.

1227
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 3: Shut up.

1228
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 4: They were both wielding butter knives from off the table.

1229
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 4: It all started as a fistfight, and then eventually it

1230
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 4: went up to the butter knives.

1231
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a choice between a butter

1232
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: knife and a fork, I'm sorry, grab the floor.

1233
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 4: The GM had to pull the two of them apart

1234
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 4: and shoved one in the elevator and sent her down

1235
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 4: to the first floor, but the other lady broke out

1236
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 4: of his grasp, ran down the stairs, stop the elevator

1237
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 4: on the second floor, and grabbed someone else's knife from

1238
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 4: a different table. They continued fighting and tumbled down the stairs,

1239
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 4: ended up wrestling on the first floor.

1240
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you know if you were in

1241
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 3: the restaurant, You're like, honey, see this. It was worth

1242
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 3: the two hour.

1243
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 2: Away, Yes, in New York.

1244
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 4: Eventually he threw both of them out onto the street,

1245
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 4: but then he had to go chase back after them

1246
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 4: to recover the butter knives that they still have.

1247
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 8: Dude, this guy is a great manager.

1248
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 4: I mean, and after he told that story, he said,

1249
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 4: still running out.

1250
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 8: Of red sticks was worse.

1251
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 4: Goodness, And we're talking about a post that went vible

1252
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 4: recently where a girl went on a date with the

1253
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 4: former general manager of the olive Garden in Times Square.

1254
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and she learned about some of the

1255
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,240
Speaker 4: craziest things that he saw during his time there.

1256
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 8: Apparently.

1257
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 4: Another story that he shared with her was when a

1258
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 4: really big guy came into the restaurant one day and

1259
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 4: immediately all the other customers were getting his autograph. Apparently

1260
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 4: it was a famous NFL linebacker.

1261
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense. I bet there's a lot of

1262
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 3: famous people that come through there.

1263
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this guy was determined to eat each one

1264
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 4: of the pasta and sauce combinations on the menu all

1265
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 4: in one sitting.

1266
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 3: It makes sense those NFL players.

1267
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 4: After two hours, he'd cleared more than four pounds of

1268
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 4: pasta plus three pounds of sauce, and he had the

1269
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 4: optional meat add on for every dishage.

1270
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 3: Do you do you enjoy it at that point or

1271
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 3: you just like that's.

1272
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 2: Why you got different combos.

1273
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, he consumed probably over eight pounds of food throughout

1274
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 4: the meal. He's the reason that they ran out of

1275
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 4: the bottom of his breast. And then he only tipped four.

1276
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 8: Dollars out of here, four dollars.

1277
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: Tip on that you tipped four dollars crazy, He'd better

1278
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: be only like twenty three or something. That's the only

1279
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: way that that can make up for it.

1280
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 4: But finally, the one thing the former Olive Garden manager

1281
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 4: from Time Squore said he never understood all the time

1282
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 4: that he was working there, is why Americans would go

1283
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 4: to eat there. Like they travel from all over the country,

1284
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 4: wait for hours in line to pay three times the

1285
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 4: regular amount for the exact same food they could have

1286
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 4: gotten at their local olive garden back home.

1287
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 3: It's the same thing.

1288
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: Like if you travel anywhere in the world and you

1289
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: find an American franchised half of it is filled with

1290
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: other American tourists. Yeah, I'm like, hey, y'all, we're in

1291
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: Italy for a reason.

1292
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I know Burger King's great, but.

1293
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 8: I can only pronounce the food here.

1294
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 2: Yes, it was so strange to me.

1295
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 3: I'm with him on that one.

1296
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 4: Well, text into seven eight, five nine two. What's your

1297
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 4: craziest Olive Garden story? If you have one, we want

1298
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 4: to hear.

1299
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 14: It, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1300
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 4: US Romance Week rolls right along here on the show

1301
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 4: where we're given under the table, how do you dos

1302
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 4: to all of our players, including Sabrina, who is a

1303
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 4: teacher at a Montessori School for Young Children. Sabrina, what

1304
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 4: made you want to call and play brook on Romance

1305
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 4: Week of all weeks?

1306
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 15: Wow?

1307
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 11: I love trivia and I'd love to give her a

1308
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 11: run for her money.

1309
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 3: No, we're going on a run together. Yeah, in hand

1310
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 3: skipping skip?

1311
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:12,959
Speaker 6: I like that.

1312
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 9: Okay, imagine skipping three miles instead of going run.

1313
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: My mom has been adamant for decades that everyone should

1314
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: give up running and do skipping instead, because she is

1315
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: certain that it's better for your joints.

1316
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 4: Yes, let's all think of Brooks moms skipping in slow

1317
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 4: motion down the sidewalks the studio. Oh wow, what an

1318
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 4: image for all of our listeners. And Sabrina, let's get

1319
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 4: to the rules here. You got thirty seconds. Answer as

1320
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1321
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 4: can say pass. But you have to beat broke out

1322
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 4: right if you want to win? Are you ready?

1323
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 8: All right? Let's do it. Your time starts now. On

1324
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 8: this day.

1325
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 4: In nineteen sixty three, construction began in Saint Louis on

1326
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 4: the tallest monument in the US.

1327
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 13: What is it the St.

1328
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: Louis Art?

1329
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 8: What percentage of earth is covered in ice?

1330
00:59:59,200 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 10: Five?

1331
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 8: Ten or fifteen percent.

1332
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 4: Prince Charming is from what Disney movie Sleeping Beauty?

1333
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 8: What is the official name of the Super Bowl Trophy.

1334
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 11: Lombardy?

1335
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 4: What was Keanu Reeves's character's name in the Matrix franchise? Sabrina,

1336
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 4: well done, Brooke is gonna come skipping back into the

1337
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 4: studio in slow motion, and here she comes not.

1338
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 8: As nice as when her yeah's okay? So uh, Sabrina.

1339
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 4: It says on my screener here that this Valentine's Day,

1340
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 4: you're gonna be hanging out having dinner with your kids,

1341
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 4: which sounds to me maybe like an Applebee's situation, possibly

1342
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 4: a red robin.

1343
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 8: What are we thinking here?

1344
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1345
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 16: Anywhere with mac and cheese and chicken nugget?

1346
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I think that I introduced my kids to

1347
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: ihop and their mind's exhause they think it's the best

1348
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: restaurant that has ever been invented in the world.

1349
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 8: What do they like about it? Some pankcakes.

1350
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 1: We also went to Denny's and Denny's Big Hit as well.

1351
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: Ok yeah, they served a milkshakes that were larger than

1352
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: their body.

1353
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 4: So you would recommend for Sabrina to take your kids too.

1354
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 3: Absolute Denny's or I hands down.

1355
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 8: All right, now, brooket's your turn. Are you ready?

1356
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 15: Yes?

1357
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,439
Speaker 8: Your time starts now.

1358
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 4: On this day in nineteen sixty three, construction began in

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Speaker 4: Saint Louis on the tallest monument in the US.

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Speaker 2: What is it the Saint Louis Arch.

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Speaker 8: What percentage of earth is covered in ice?

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Speaker 15: Five?

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Speaker 8: Ten or fifteen percent?

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Speaker 3: I think it's probably only five now.

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Speaker 8: Prince Charming is from what Disney movie?

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Speaker 3: Uh, Someday my parents Sleeping Beauty.

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Speaker 8: What is the official name of the Super Bowl Trophy?

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Speaker 3: Vince Lombardi Trophy.

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Speaker 4: What was Keanu Reeves's character's name in the Matrix franchise.

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Speaker 6: God?

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Speaker 2: What is his name? Not Miles? Not old Neo?

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Speaker 9: Oh, she got it.

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Speaker 6: In a tie.

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Speaker 4: We accepting that, we are okay, that's a fuzzer beater.

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Speaker 4: All right, we will give it to you. Let's go

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Speaker 4: to the scoreboard to see how y'all did with Jose.

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Speaker 9: I woke up the next morning pretty much in a

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Speaker 9: pile of dudes.

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Speaker 2: You did great.

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Speaker 9: You got three correct. Here's a little under the table

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Speaker 9: handshake for you.

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Speaker 8: Nice, very nice, and brou.

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Speaker 9: You got that last question right, which gave you also three.

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Speaker 4: Buzzer Not really though, it was about five seconds after

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Speaker 4: the buzzer.

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Speaker 8: It's jack proof that if you go then we will accept.

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Speaker 3: That it is love week.

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01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 2: Like a little more love from you.

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Speaker 4: I thought I thought those were your love making sound

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Speaker 4: over here.

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Speaker 1: I want a congratulation, and she also yells at the end, Man,

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Speaker 1: we got weird looking into Brooks love life.

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Speaker 8: Well, let's go over the answers here.

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Speaker 4: On this day in nineteen sixty three, construction began in

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Speaker 4: Saint Louis on the tallest monument in the US.

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Speaker 8: It's called the Gateway Arch. But it sounds like we're

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Speaker 8: being very.

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Speaker 4: Charitable today and just giving everybody correct answers for whatever

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Speaker 4: they say. The percentage of earth covered in ice currently

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Speaker 4: is ten percent.

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Speaker 8: Yes, but it is every day.

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Speaker 2: Let's keep it guys.

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Speaker 4: Prince Charming is from the Disney movie Cinderella.

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Speaker 10: Actually really, Prince Philip is sleeping beauty.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 4: The official name of the Super Bowl Trophy is the

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Speaker 4: Vince Lombardi Trophy.

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Speaker 8: Keanu reeves in the matrix is neo.

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Speaker 10: We gave it to you.

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Speaker 8: I I'm never gonna be able to hear that name

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Speaker 8: now without.

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Speaker 2: A brook thanks.

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Speaker 4: He's so angry, Sabrina, I'm so sorry it was not

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Speaker 4: enough to beat Brooke, but.

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Speaker 3: Actually is sorry, I'm really really is.

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Speaker 4: But I'm not sorry about giving you two free tickets

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01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 4: to see Kelsey Ballerini perform March thirteenth, the Climate Pledgerina.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. Did you just applaud yourself?

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 6: I did.

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Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for being on Sabrina. Come back again soon.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, we'll be back to

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Speaker 4: New Windbrooks Block same time tomorrow, Brooke

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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning.