1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to the last recording of one. I 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,239 Speaker 1: don't know when you're hearing this, but this is when 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: we're recording. I'm your host, Kevin Pollack, who can't sing, 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: and uh, what's that? Oh? I would say, it's been 5 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: one hell of a year. First and foremost, we're all 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: still alive. Well we were when we recorded this. Let's 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,159 Speaker 1: see your mark that one morbid and see how it 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: works out. I aggress as the oldest member. Let's meet her. 9 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: Alcome as shall be no particular order. Let's welcome Chris 10 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: Savarado music man. Name any artists you would like folks 11 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: to check out? Huh. I don't have an answer for that. 12 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: I don't. Let's cool, I don't. I don't listen to 13 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: a lot of music. I don't. I don't watch anything 14 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: off you know that isn't mainstream. I don't read anything 15 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: that isn't on the New York Times bestseller list. I 16 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: did say any artists, although I started with music that 17 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: is a narrow umbrella though artists that does. Yeah, that 18 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: I probably say. Check out more of Mark Mark's work, 19 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 1: although he hasn't been introduced yet, but you know our 20 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: friend Mark Mark Daggie Alardy if you win here, I 21 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: think check out more of his work. Where's the last 22 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: time you listen to this podcast? His TV shows? Right? 23 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: Here we go? And now Mark Agliardi, Hey man, how 24 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: were your learning skills in high school? Um? You know, 25 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: I'm still working on it. Still get that. I'm gonna 26 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: get there. I got I'm Billy Madison ng my way 27 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: through high school right now. I get one week to 28 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: do each level. We're on Christmas break right now, so 29 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: we took two weeks off. So high school is just 30 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: you know, gotten fIF longer for me. But I'll let 31 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: you know how it goes at the end, and hopefully 32 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm getting into a pretty good school at the end 33 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: of all this. Singers Crossed the man it is g 34 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: e ed. They bring good things to life. And now 35 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: here's a total sing love potion number eight. What's the 36 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: secret to a lasting marriage? Uh, it's a lot of 37 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: good great question. First of all, Um, it's kind of 38 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: about marriages, like the matriculation of many different things happening 39 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: and uh, listening is great. Uh one person driving, Just 40 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: pick one person. Soon as you get married, pick one person, 41 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: and that's kind of what you hold on to for 42 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: the rest of your life. That's that's the rule. That's 43 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 1: probably that's probably the biggest thing that I can think 44 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: of is who's driving time or like always at a time? 45 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: We never drove together. We don't know this act. You 46 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: don't need to respond to someone who hasn't been introduced. 47 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: Thank you, and check out Mark's work. Hey, here's James. 48 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: Hey Tommy John surgery Denier, what's your beef with pole vaulting? Well, 49 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: the problem is is they don't need the bar there. 50 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: It's dangerous. They could just measure it in the video. 51 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: Let me get my pole run along, do the chump. 52 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: Look at the footage. Tell me how high I went 53 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: the bars. They're just to hurt a person, and I'm 54 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: not doing it anymore. That's fair and last, but lose 55 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: my number if you think at least it's Joey Greer's 56 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: Magma Kappa pledge that suggests I stunk before. But thank you. 57 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: Tell us why you despise them? So uh, I gotta 58 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: tell you right now, I am so fucked up by 59 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: Mark Gagliar. I am, and it is. It's blowing my 60 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: ass out of my head. And let me just give 61 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: you a couple of sweet nuggets. If you want to 62 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: go down this sweet tree tree. The first one obviously 63 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: Blood and Treasure check that ship is happening season. And 64 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: then this is this. This is really making my nipple's 65 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: heart because I bought this right when it came out. 66 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: I was super stoked on it. Uh. It's called Willie's Wonderland, 67 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: and I had no idea that you voiced Gus. It's 68 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: a crazy movie. I recommend you watch it. It's it's 69 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Uh, and it's just it's sick. 70 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: Another one we got, it's called The big Foot Project. 71 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: That's right up my alley. Here's something Oh no, everyone 72 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: can access. I am hurt our friend. 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That's Alcumy email seem one comes 83 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: from Patroon v I P. John Bander, who simply wrote, 84 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: seen idea, Santa gets canceled for workplace harassment. What I'm selling? Stop? 85 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: Don't feel so? I heard your whole explanation. I can't 86 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: write this down. Do you know who this? Accusations against 87 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: your typing. I'm not typing this. I'm not There's never 88 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,359 Speaker 1: gonna be a record of this. I want you to 89 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: march your ass out of here and forget about it 90 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,919 Speaker 1: because Sana Cycle or some bullsht lock bob shut the 91 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: door behind you for a second, an give me a moment. 92 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: Thank you. This story gets out. You're out of a job. 93 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: Everyone's out of a job. Still still hear you in 94 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: the hall. You know what's going on in that room? Yet? 95 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: What's what? What do you doing? Hr elf? I want 96 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: to have a quick word with you. I want to 97 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 1: say you're doing a good job. Thank you. Santa knows 98 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 1: what you're doing and it's appreciated. Taking my job harder 99 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: and harder all the time. Hey, hey, but you know 100 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 1: what won't be hard? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you know 101 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:50,239 Speaker 1: it won't be hard. Anymore. What getting to and from work, 102 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: because we just got you a range rover. Oh my, 103 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: keep up the good work, my man, keep up the job. 104 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: Just my car has been breaking down so much. Santa knows. Listen, 105 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: we just want you to keep up the good work. 106 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: And can I just say that it's hard to hear 107 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: you right now? So the new board of Director's elf 108 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 1: as a robot because you could go, I can work 109 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: shopping some stuff and real right, that's from Santa himself. Now, 110 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: we just want to make sure that everyone knows that 111 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: he didn't mean to be so violent. You know, he 112 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: didn't mean to yell at everybody. Hell, when he was 113 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: hitting those elves, he didn't know what he was doing. 114 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: It might have been the elves fault that he hit him. 115 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: I don't don't, I don't care. I don't listen to 116 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: the stories. I don't type them out, and I don't 117 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: put him into the database. And good that hit for 118 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: you to be on the naughty list, all right, So 119 00:07:51,840 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 1: when you've accepted the range rover, absolutely, thank you. That's hey, 120 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: a fuzzy, you're on your third drink here, fuzz there 121 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: you are? You're sure you're okay? Pal? Something got you down, 122 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: But well, fuss you's all you're always the life of 123 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 1: the party. Fuzzer, what's going on here? You've been seeing 124 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: to your three drinks? Steve? Look, cut, Look, there's eggnog 125 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: splatter all over the counter here. I don't know what else? 126 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: The tone cried round? Then what a bar? What does this? 127 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: Is something bothering you at work that you feel like 128 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 1: you can't tell the rest of us? Guys, Come on, 129 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: we're on the same line. Santa putty spinky in miamis 130 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, V Santa V. Santa put his put 131 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:57,439 Speaker 1: his pinky in uranus of root Beers. Thanks, thanks, Mikey. 132 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 1: Can we can we have a second here? Thanks? Okay, Hey, 133 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 1: your paz when you say put when you say put 134 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: his pinky and you took off his red glove. Yeah, 135 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: sput almost pinky. He's final? But how is yours available? Alright? 136 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,560 Speaker 1: I have the official naughty list. We just got it 137 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: hot off the presses. As they would say, Santa's name 138 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: is honest. Oh, that's gotta be a type of what's 139 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,079 Speaker 1: what's the next name? Maybe it's the type of Santa 140 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 1: there twice. Santa is the first hundred and fifty names 141 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 1: that's definitely that's definitely an arrow. Then let's just reprint 142 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: the list. Is this the end of the world. No, 143 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: I'm just it's an error. Is this in the world? 144 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, I don't know what to do. Dammy, dammy, dammy. 145 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,959 Speaker 1: Hr L can you hear me? I can. Yeah, I 146 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 1: don't know if I really feel comfortable talking to a 147 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 1: robot elf. I feel like you're taking regular ELF's jobs. Okay, 148 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,559 Speaker 1: then I'll come back later. No no, no, no no, no, 149 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: stay stay stay stay stay. I'm sorry. It was just 150 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: that last time it got a little weird. I really 151 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: appreciated the range roofer, and I felt like I had 152 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: just been trapped or something. Listen, listen, I'm coming to 153 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: a Latin clear right now, right, yeah, you I would 154 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:32,560 Speaker 1: never know you were a robot. Okay, listen, Santah really 155 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 1: appreciate your help, and he needs one little favor from you. 156 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:42,719 Speaker 1: What he just needs one little favor from you? Okay? 157 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: What is it? He needs you to take a fall? 158 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,080 Speaker 1: A fall sprinkled doober? What the hell is this? You 159 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,600 Speaker 1: think you want me to print this? Huh? You really 160 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 1: want me to print this on the South Pole Gazette 161 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 1: That Santa did this sprinkled uber? I don't know this. 162 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 1: This is this is too hot of a story. Who 163 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: got it? We got it straight from the North Pole. 164 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,720 Speaker 1: It was on the Naughty List. This is the Naughty List. 165 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 1: This is the South Pole Gauzette. You understand that. Yeah, 166 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: And anything we can do to make saying it look bad, 167 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna do. This is heavy. Look, if you got 168 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: the sources, if you got the fuel, I say, run 169 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: with it, all right? What you You're the one that's 170 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 1: supposed to say we brought it to you. Don't tell 171 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 1: us to run with it. I'm telling you right now. 172 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 1: I like it. Let's see where it goes, all right, 173 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 1: ring and do me a favorite? Can you hold on 174 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,079 Speaker 1: that report for a bit? Hello? Hi, this is some 175 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: hr L from the North Pole. Okay, I got the 176 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: HRL from the North Pole. Just called oh shit, sprinkles. 177 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, sorry, I was looking at a picture. I 178 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: just wanted to let you know that. Hi. Over the 179 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: last couple of seasons, I've been dressing up at Santa 180 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: Claus kind of like you see at the malls. My 181 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 1: pinky finger. You been a bad boy, and somehow there's 182 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 1: been a mix up in the list, said his name's 183 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:23,839 Speaker 1: others to the Also, then I'm just telling the truth, 184 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,440 Speaker 1: and I'm retiring, and I want to when don't you 185 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: get this retirement? Notice? How think is that? As fast 186 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 1: as possible? Alright, listen up North North Pole, Harold. We 187 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: have nothing to print, alright. We need some article. Somebody 188 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,719 Speaker 1: dig up something anything. I mean, there's that there's that 189 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,120 Speaker 1: elephant in the room of the Santa being on the 190 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: Nauti list. We we could print that just saying a 191 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:54,160 Speaker 1: journalistic integrity, We print that one, alright, candy canes? Are 192 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 1: you God damn it, Dave. There's a story here, there's 193 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: a big story that everyone knows. Why the hell's the 194 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: South bulp rinting it? Not us? Let us do our jobs. 195 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: You know. I don't like that attitude. Sometimes you could 196 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: really angry, like what Dave puts in this paper. This 197 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,880 Speaker 1: candy canes, candy canes, candy canes, page five, candy canes, 198 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 1: the top ten flavors of candy canes peppermint, peppermint. This 199 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: is good. People need this. Santa's pinky and asshole. How 200 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,960 Speaker 1: do we even know if it's Santa? What proof do 201 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 1: we have that it was Santa? Naughty list is infallible. 202 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:42,599 Speaker 1: You know this, HRL. He's done a great job for 203 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: your head out. Uh, the big man wants to see you. 204 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: He's not gonna take the range roof for back, is he. 205 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: He wants to have a conversation with you, probably express 206 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: his gratitude. If I'm being honest, Really, that would mean 207 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: a lot. I feel like I've just ruined my career. Hey, 208 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,840 Speaker 1: go through those doors. He's waiting for you. Okay, do 209 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: I look okay? Do I look like I've been crying? 210 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 1: Are you wating makeup? No? Come on, Santa? Oh are 211 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: you wearing makeup? It's I don't know what is I 212 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: haven't looked in a mirror in a while. Um, oh, 213 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: here's mine. No, does look like something's running in my face? 214 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 1: I guess maybe I fell on some makeup or something. 215 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's cold, maybe it's cool, Maybe 216 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: it's cool. Right. Yeah, Actually I wanted to talk to you. 217 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: We we know what happens in the world. So let 218 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: me just say I know, thank you. That means a lot. Actually, 219 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 1: but what would mean more is if you just promised, 220 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: you know, not do that anymore. Wait, No, we we know. 221 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: I know. I'm r elf or I was HRLF. I 222 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 1: don't even know what the hell I am anymore? Are Yeah, 223 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: we know that you tried to take a bribe. What 224 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: the range rover? What are you talking about that rains 225 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: Rover is my range rover? Said a bribe that was for? Yeah, 226 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: I was there. I was there. Say what's he doing 227 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 1: in here? I'm board of director off But you this 228 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 1: Raine Rover, And this is the only thing that I 229 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 1: really honestly can get around with when I'm looking for 230 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,800 Speaker 1: my new job. Up here, I got rid of the 231 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,200 Speaker 1: old beater. Have you what you got rid of? What 232 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: I had? An old beater car that broke down? Didn't 233 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 1: have don't say that up here at the north pole. 234 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: That sounds horrible. That sounds really bad. It sounds I 235 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: had no idea. I guess I should know that I'm 236 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: an hr well. All right, now show me on this 237 00:15:53,720 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: tickle me Alma, where the pinky was placed at in 238 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: the Okay, I mean Elmor doesn't have one, but this 239 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 1: is the general l general area. Okay. Now, no one's 240 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,880 Speaker 1: stay in your line. But here in the report here 241 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: it's said that Santa removed his red glove. Now Santa, well, 242 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 1: Santa War's white gloves. Do you ever look at these 243 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: two way mirrors and think, damn, like, what's in the 244 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: space between them? You know what I mean? Between the 245 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: between the mirrors, like the Yeah, what makes the mirrors? 246 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,880 Speaker 1: So his glass on one side and mirror on the other. Yeah, 247 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: I never listened between you know, how can we see? Look? Man? 248 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: Because I know it's his glass all the way. But 249 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: I know we've seen about forty elves in this exact 250 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: same conversation in this last week. But maybe we can 251 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:05,199 Speaker 1: pay a little attention. This is being recorded, I know, 252 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,120 Speaker 1: but we should still be, you know, keeping an eye 253 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,960 Speaker 1: on things. Forty forty else have come in, and we 254 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,159 Speaker 1: got sixty more to come through. Pinkies in the rectum. 255 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: And you want to tell you about the glass? Bad? Bad, 256 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 1: nobody's kidding, sad And you know that. Do you see 257 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,680 Speaker 1: what they did? You saw the South focus that you 258 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,680 Speaker 1: saw what they did to that fall guy from HR 259 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: For God's sake, they got him for taking a bribe 260 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 1: and for pinky diddling because for the entire world he's 261 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,320 Speaker 1: given him presents. Let me tell you, the President, I 262 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 1: want justice. This is the This one's in there right now, 263 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: this one that's in there right now. He's our chances, 264 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: not this way, not anymore. I'm gonna handle my business. 265 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,960 Speaker 1: Stop kicking the light, candy, stop kicking the glass, Stop 266 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: handing the glass with the kid. Oh my god, take 267 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 1: me to say it right now. I guess I'm gonna 268 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 1: say them. Take me to Santa. I guess I want 269 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,199 Speaker 1: to say them. And not only am I gonna make 270 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: that noise for real with the gun, but I'm gonna 271 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,960 Speaker 1: do something with it when I see him. Sorry, the 272 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,480 Speaker 1: gun's gonnam at the noise instead of your mouth. All right, yeah, 273 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 1: I made the noise. Okay, it's called racking. Isn't that fun? Okay, 274 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: Santa's right in there. He's here, He's at the precinct. 275 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,400 Speaker 1: This is Christ he's here. Yeah, how did you? How 276 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,120 Speaker 1: did you? How did you know where Santa us? Are 277 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,359 Speaker 1: you going? Oh my god, I just dissolved into sugar? 278 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 1: What the hell is that? How they transport the Okay? 279 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 1: All right, Santa? Oh look what it is? It is 280 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: the doctor because I'm surgical with this bitch. Oh you're 281 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: a doctor, now, no, man, it's double barrel. I'm surgical 282 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,680 Speaker 1: with this bitch. A no degree. That was a soft 283 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:09,040 Speaker 1: part of your stomach. You didn't miss it's it's a 284 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: goddamn toy. Everything up here's a toy. You know this 285 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: I'm chasing since the glass toy. They're all toys. Everything's 286 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 1: a toy. Because he was touch I didn't say. Do 287 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: you think I mean he was unstoppable because he couldn't 288 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 1: get reached because he's the top guy in the town. No, 289 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,480 Speaker 1: he's unstoppable because all the handcuffs are plastic. All the 290 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,119 Speaker 1: toys have little red tips in him. That's why Santa 291 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: is unstoppable. Look at all the cops. Look at all 292 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 1: their badges. What does that badge say? Read all their 293 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 1: badges Sweden sour, yummy, yummy gum drop. Yeah exactly. Hell wait, wait, 294 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 1: but my my name is my name is Henry Fermaner. 295 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,639 Speaker 1: What the hell? Where's my I d Your name is 296 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 1: Henry Fermaner Because your badge says Fermaner on it? Your 297 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: badge was a knockoff? What? No? Oh my god? Here 298 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:09,480 Speaker 1: nobody's what they think they are here? One know it's magical, 299 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: heartwarming and true. Scene two comes from listen to Andrew, 300 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: who wrote Joey. If you're reading this, you're beautiful. If 301 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: he's just listening. Tell him he's I Chris. If I 302 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: were you, I do me. But I'm sorry, Chris, I'm married. 303 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:41,200 Speaker 1: Scene Suggestion Escort Service. We're all employees are actual gold 304 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: diggers like what you do, Andrew. So I'm wondering if 305 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 1: I could get an hour with Lady Jacqueline. She's uh, 306 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 1: she's kind of in the mind right now, but I understand. 307 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 1: So whenever they get back, if you got Terry here, 308 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: if you want to talk to him, Lady Jacqueline is 309 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 1: kind of who I can. She's working, that's fine. I 310 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 1: don't mind waiting. No, I'm right now. I'm just gonna 311 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 1: have this cigarette real quick. But if you change your mind, 312 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:25,040 Speaker 1: let me know. Boy, No, no smoking it here. Man. Oh, 313 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,879 Speaker 1: come on, we're talking about there might be a methane 314 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,959 Speaker 1: like all the things blows up. You're kidding me. Come on. 315 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 1: Cigarette isn't making him more enticing? But I'm gonna wait 316 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 1: for Lady Jack. Is there an area where I can 317 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:44,160 Speaker 1: wait in lounge? Parking lot? You can wait on my lap? 318 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: You wanna wait on my lap? Should I do? Um? 319 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go to the parking lot okay? So hey, um? Yeah, sorry, 320 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: he just went outside Does that mean the I move 321 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: up in the line. Yes, I'm standing on the feet. 322 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,200 Speaker 1: I can stand on the next set of feet. Yeah, okay, Yeah, 323 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,360 Speaker 1: I just wanted I just wanted an hour with I'm 324 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: you know, this is my first time doing this. Yeah, 325 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 1: it's all good. He mentioned a lady, Jacqueline. Is she 326 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 1: Is she a good one? Is she kind of getting? Like? Good? 327 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 1: Everyone's good. I'm not a big fan of Terry at 328 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,639 Speaker 1: no offense. I'm not smoker. I'm not smoker. Have you 329 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 1: ever tried smoking? Yeah? When I was like eighteen for 330 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: one time? Is there? Yeah? I did? I quit after 331 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,160 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess wouldn't call it quit because only 332 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: had one. But I don't date quitters, Jacqueline. Um, is 333 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: the air getting a little thin here? It's always getting 334 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,119 Speaker 1: thin down here. I wish we could get out of 335 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: this gold mine. I hate taking for gold. It's just 336 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,120 Speaker 1: not enough work upstairs. You're so good at it, though, 337 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,080 Speaker 1: I hate it. What is all this? Look at this 338 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,639 Speaker 1: bag of gold I have. What's it good for? I 339 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 1: guess not copper wiring, that's for sure. I don't know 340 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:14,440 Speaker 1: what it should for, Jacqueline. I think it's the oxygen. 341 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 1: I think there's not a lot of oxygen on here. 342 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,719 Speaker 1: You're saying weird things. I know, I know, I am. 343 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,000 Speaker 1: My shifts almost over. But you're so beautiful. Don't forget 344 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 1: that you're the most powerful escort mine are here? Do 345 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: you think so? I just think if I was, I 346 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: wouldn't beat down in the mines all day to keep 347 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 1: me upstairs where Terry is and Jerry Terry and Jerry 348 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,400 Speaker 1: down here. I bet you're going to have so many 349 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,639 Speaker 1: people waiting in the parking lot for you know, I 350 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: doubt it. Hey, buddy, you can't park. Here's the problem. 351 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,720 Speaker 1: You can't roll down the window. I can hear you. Yeah, 352 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 1: I want to hear you roll down the window. Okay, yeah, 353 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 1: you can't park here, buddy, Okay, what I was told 354 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,479 Speaker 1: to wait in the parking lot? Oh well, there's like 355 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,359 Speaker 1: sixty spaces over here. You can't park here. You've counted 356 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 1: the spaces. Yeah, this is twenty minute pick up? Okay 357 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:16,200 Speaker 1: for salmon? Right? Are you picking up salmon? Yes? Okay, 358 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: Well I don't see in order, and I'm looking at 359 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,120 Speaker 1: the salmon shop. I don't see anyone in there get 360 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 1: picking up with salmon. So what do you why are 361 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: you making life so hard right now? Man, what's going 362 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: because you know why because I run security here bucko 363 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,639 Speaker 1: all right, and if you're not in twenty minutes salmon 364 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,119 Speaker 1: pick up, you gotta go. Did you not have the 365 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,879 Speaker 1: stuff the right stuff to cut it in the military 366 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: or arm Oh yeah, you're looking at that, Lieutenant first 367 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,480 Speaker 1: General Marines, baby, right, that's what I thought thirty seven 368 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,320 Speaker 1: years I did my time. Look at that security is 369 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:52,359 Speaker 1: talking to a customer who's parked in our spot. Can 370 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: you imagine if we actually had customers. I'm showing our 371 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:05,520 Speaker 1: own customers. M yeah, yeah, I imagine what kind of 372 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 1: customers will we be expecting, though, salmon customers? I'm crazy. 373 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,840 Speaker 1: It's the lack of let's get we can clock out, 374 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 1: let's go upstairs justification. I was imagining what it would 375 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: be like to be someone who works in the salmon 376 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,679 Speaker 1: chop who doesn't get a lot of customers, and they 377 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 1: would see a car parked in their spot and they 378 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 1: would think maybe they had a customer. You ever wonder 379 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: what it's lied to work down in the mind. I mean, like, 380 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,320 Speaker 1: you know, what if we didn't invest in saying what 381 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 1: if what if we what was that noise? Somebody my dog, man, 382 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 1: it's my dog's. Nobody's ever in here. Nobody ever's in here. 383 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: I know. Nobody's raw food, dude, it's weird, man. Nobody 384 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 1: wants nobody wants salmon. They all just want to go 385 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 1: to the brothel mine next door. That's why we we 386 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 1: roped off all the parking. You know what I like 387 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,200 Speaker 1: just sitting here and imagining that you and I are 388 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,399 Speaker 1: down deep in the gold mine, you know, just to 389 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 1: see what that's like, right, And what if somebody is 390 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: like they're and they're like they have a bag of 391 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:18,240 Speaker 1: gold man jack. You got ideas a great imagination. You 392 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,640 Speaker 1: got a great imagination if I wasn't stuck here. They're 393 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 1: called tommy knockers, all right, and they're little tiny elves 394 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,160 Speaker 1: that live in the minds that will knock down pylons 395 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,240 Speaker 1: and all stuff, and just cause cavens. They're real, okay, buddy, 396 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: So maybe don't park here and cause so many disturbances 397 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 1: that might upset all the natural flow in order of things. 398 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: You've got escorts down in the mind. The Tommy knockers 399 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,040 Speaker 1: get in there there because of cave in, and those 400 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,000 Speaker 1: poor people are gonna be able to get out and 401 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,920 Speaker 1: it's on you. What's going on at home? Man? Talk 402 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: to me? I got three stories. I got a wife, 403 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:56,959 Speaker 1: two kids, six bedroom, five bath, indoor heated pool. I 404 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,639 Speaker 1: got you name any kind of electronic workout equipment is mine. 405 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: I do this because I love it. I'm a bitcoin miner. 406 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:09,439 Speaker 1: I'm stayingum all right, I love my life. What's going 407 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,680 Speaker 1: on with you? Why are you parking here? Yeah? I 408 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,639 Speaker 1: just here to pick up about forty yards of copper wiring. 409 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 1: Copper copper, Okay, we just have gold. Uh, what's the mine? Right? Yeah, 410 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 1: I'll just take forty yards of copper month. We just 411 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:32,199 Speaker 1: have gold wiring. Is my friend works here and so 412 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 1: I can get coming? Are you calling me your friend 413 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:42,520 Speaker 1: in a sarcastic way? We just have gold wiring. Look, 414 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm parked upstairs, double parked. Some dude to one move 415 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,440 Speaker 1: out of Salmon Parking. Just tell me the copper wiring 416 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,480 Speaker 1: so I can just go on with my day, sir. 417 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,919 Speaker 1: That's how we have Say, Mr, Are you looking for 418 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: a good time Jacqueline? Yeah? Wait? Are you okay? Because 419 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,480 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can pretend to be whatever 420 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,199 Speaker 1: imaginary character you think Jacqueline your friend down in the 421 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,120 Speaker 1: gold mine. Right, you're here with me right now? Yeah? Yeah, 422 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: thank god? Okay, go on. I was thinking, what if 423 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,080 Speaker 1: we let one of these little Tommy knockers just knock 424 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: the on out? That's protecting us, those things, but what fake? 425 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 1: They look fake? They look fake, but they're real. Have 426 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 1: before I started working here. Okay, let go Like is 427 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: what if we let this fucking mind caving on us? Huh, Well, 428 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: let's go out first. I'm saying, let's go out. Let's 429 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 1: go out and yeah, like, go out, they die. I 430 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,600 Speaker 1: don't want to go out like that. No one's hating 431 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:04,240 Speaker 1: from me at there. Okay, you're right, and nobody's ever 432 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: waiting for me either. That's not true. We've already established 433 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 1: you're beautiful and so popular and there's somebody waiting. Yeah, 434 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 1: let me get uh, let me get a catfish. Let 435 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: me get catfish. Yeah, I just have salmon. Man, we 436 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: just have salmon. Were you gonna were you gonna lie 437 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 1: to him? We're you gonna lie to him and tell 438 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 1: him if the samons a catfish? Excuse me, customer, just 439 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,040 Speaker 1: give me one second. With my colleague. I have a name. Okay, 440 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: what is it? What'd you call me? Friend. Okay, friend? Uh? Wait, 441 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,240 Speaker 1: were with you? Yeah? Why not? We're selling salmon? Man, 442 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,320 Speaker 1: We can't. That's false pretenses. We'll go to jail. You know, 443 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,160 Speaker 1: have you ever been at a restaurant and just ordered 444 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 1: fish and no clue? What's come out? What? What? No? 445 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: I ordered this specific fish? Come? I go to a 446 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 1: fish restaurant there. This doesn't just say fish on the menu. 447 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,120 Speaker 1: I thank you so much for coming to Dambos. You've 448 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: got a couple of specials today. Specil have a fish, specil, 449 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 1: and then we also have a chicken along clays kind 450 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: of chicken? Is that? Along? Questions? It's just free range 451 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: hen chicken. Uh, it's a silver back okay, so two fishes. 452 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: I don't I'm probably gonna go with the silver backed chicken. Honey, 453 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: what did you want? Did you decide I would like 454 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,120 Speaker 1: the fish? Okay? Can I guess what kind of fish 455 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:44,280 Speaker 1: it is? Of course? Okay, all right, I'll be right back. Okay, bye, 456 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: I liked him? Chef, chef? Okay, what do I have 457 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 1: a fish order? Whatever? That is? What kind of fish 458 00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 1: does they want? I don't know. They didn't say what 459 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,280 Speaker 1: do you mean? They didn't say that fish or just 460 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: any fish, any fish. Just look a look around the 461 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,560 Speaker 1: kitchen and pick a fish. That one, that one there, 462 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,240 Speaker 1: that one there. I'm not a fish. That is a human. 463 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 1: He works, he's the front counter, but he's new. He's new. 464 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: What are you using? Prison lingo? Okay, that one comes out, Jacqueline. 465 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: I think your biggest problem is that you spend too 466 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 1: much time digging and not enough time escorting. I mean, 467 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: I guess it's just you think. I guess you've got 468 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 1: a different view of me than I have a view 469 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 1: of myself. I just myself going out of this mine 470 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: up there and no one waiting for me. As disturbed 471 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: the Tommy knockers, Oh my god, take the take the 472 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 1: fall on this. Please? What do you mean stop pushing 473 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:59,760 Speaker 1: me me? Hi? You did this? Yeah? How dare you 474 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: disturb our piece? We will grant you one? Wish I 475 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: did it? I did it? Actually, excuse me? Sorry? Beautifully 476 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 1: seen too wow seen three. He comes from page v 477 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: ip beIN boot, who wrote, hello host or guest host. 478 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 1: I love alchemy. This is my favorite alchemist is definitely 479 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: Jason Huh damn it. I recently saw a sign on 480 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 1: the side of the road that read vote yes, save 481 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:38,080 Speaker 1: our bus drivers. I would like to see that. Thank you, Ben. 482 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,600 Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta stand behind the yellow line for 483 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,760 Speaker 1: me to drive. All right, Timmy, you've done this to me. 484 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 1: Uh huh, see it. We've done this a thousand times. 485 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 1: T me sit down, Timmy, sit down, Sit down next 486 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,000 Speaker 1: to me. Bob come here now, listen to Mr Hoover 487 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 1: so we can keep going. I got a pork chop. 488 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 1: I got a pork chop. Dammit, Look at that. That's 489 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: a pork chop. There we go, all right, here we go, 490 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:14,880 Speaker 1: Next stop, Vermont, Come on, Vermont. Hey, Mr Hoover. Yeah. 491 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,360 Speaker 1: Do you think that this bus is actually gonna make 492 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: it around dead Man's Curve? I mean haven't we always? Well, sure, 493 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,520 Speaker 1: but there's been all those things happening in the last 494 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,840 Speaker 1: couple of months while with the ice around there, and 495 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,160 Speaker 1: I didn't want to be just another victim of dead 496 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,080 Speaker 1: Man's Curve in the papers. You got a bad feeling again, Jimmy. Yeah, 497 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: my pinkies itching, which is we need to make a vote. 498 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: We need to make a vote. One of the strings 499 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,400 Speaker 1: of fate has the possibility to be cut. So we 500 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 1: got a vote. We want to cut it or not? 501 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: All right? Show sure, but where is a string of 502 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,920 Speaker 1: faith connected to to the bus driver? Listen to me? Okay, 503 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: so all right, are we gonna cut it? Yes or no? 504 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 1: And the answer I say, we vote? I say we 505 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: vote to save the bus drivers. We've killed so many 506 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: bus drivers on that curve this month. Also, how is 507 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,440 Speaker 1: it not apparent to Glenda is too old to be voting? 508 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: My god, I'm not too old to vote. To show up, 509 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,359 Speaker 1: I'm old enough to vote, literally coming out of her pores. Well, 510 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 1: what that's the rules? So that's just how it is. 511 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,480 Speaker 1: Because I hope one day when I'm that old, I 512 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,600 Speaker 1: can vote too. I hope you know a lot of 513 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,480 Speaker 1: you know what, we should be thankful that she's still here. Okay, 514 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,920 Speaker 1: because a lot of witches, a lot of witches are 515 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: getting burned up. Okay, there's not that many of us around, 516 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,920 Speaker 1: not enough apparently, I mean, are there even enough for 517 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,440 Speaker 1: a quorum here? Should we be having this voe question? 518 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,920 Speaker 1: So that what we just we just leave it up 519 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,120 Speaker 1: to their own skill. We have any find no vote. 520 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 1: We let the citizens vote. Yeah, I call this city 521 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 1: council meeting to order. Remember, the only thing on the 522 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,760 Speaker 1: agenda for this quick meeting is renaming dead Man's Curve 523 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,040 Speaker 1: or shutting the streak down? Can't we just give this 524 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:25,200 Speaker 1: to the witches? Been waiting patiently. You said you only 525 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: have this one item to talk about, but it's been 526 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,839 Speaker 1: going on for so long and we're waiting for our 527 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,560 Speaker 1: kids to talk. Mr Knocker. Mr Knocker, please just hold 528 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: on to your comment for a second. Um, all right, 529 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 1: we have to accomplish this, Gerald, Do you have something 530 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: to say? You just that we should give it to 531 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,920 Speaker 1: the wishes? Thank you? Okay, so we have we have 532 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,600 Speaker 1: enough votes here to uh to just hand this over 533 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,520 Speaker 1: the show. Hold on, hold on, hold on, I got 534 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,520 Speaker 1: a name change for you. You have a name changed 535 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,000 Speaker 1: for us. You're changing your name? Do you want? I'm 536 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: not changing my name and change the name of the 537 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,080 Speaker 1: goddamn turn Tell my ass all right? You will be 538 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,160 Speaker 1: cent shirt for that comment. Um, oh yeah, you're gonna 539 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,160 Speaker 1: put me in a little cage. I'm could have write 540 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:19,200 Speaker 1: it up in the city minutes in a cage. We 541 00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,840 Speaker 1: can put him in a cage if you want. We 542 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 1: have cages. I'm dying to hear what he wants to 543 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,200 Speaker 1: name the quote unquote turn alright, Mr Hoover's correct, let's 544 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,200 Speaker 1: hear what you're saying, let's chocolate cake over here. You 545 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,160 Speaker 1: want to rename it chocolate cake over here? Now I 546 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,400 Speaker 1: want to rename it. There's chocolate cake over here. There's 547 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:46,120 Speaker 1: chocolate cake over here. Yeah, the dead Man's curve. I 548 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 1: mean that just sounds so depressing. But if you say, 549 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,879 Speaker 1: let's chocolate cake over here, I'm gonna speed my ass 550 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,200 Speaker 1: as fast as I can to get it. Let's can 551 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,640 Speaker 1: I just as a person? And again, I still think 552 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,080 Speaker 1: the witches should be handling this. But if I am 553 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: pointing out the curve and say there's there's dead man, 554 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:08,200 Speaker 1: there's there's there's I mean, there's cake over there. He's 555 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,319 Speaker 1: drunk chocolate. There's chocolate cake over there, we don't need 556 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,040 Speaker 1: the there's at the beginning of it. It should just 557 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,719 Speaker 1: be chocolate cake over there, because then when you say 558 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:21,000 Speaker 1: there's chocolate cake over there, you're just trying can take 559 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,000 Speaker 1: this much on a second, here's Rebuttal to my point, 560 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,640 Speaker 1: was exactly repeating what I said. There was no change 561 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,960 Speaker 1: in it. Did anyone else gets I mean, it's there 562 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,040 Speaker 1: is chocolate cake over there. I'm just joining there is, 563 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,680 Speaker 1: but there countilm in what kind of court. You running here? Hey, hey, 564 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 1: Mr Hoomer, all right, we'll take a vote on there's 565 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:46,839 Speaker 1: chocolate cake over there. I don't say. I don't think 566 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 1: we should be spoken. If I have to vote, I'm 567 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,400 Speaker 1: gonna vote against it. You know what, Mr Taran, I 568 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,200 Speaker 1: feel like you've you've had your moment and you've put 569 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:59,520 Speaker 1: me in a cage a coward. Oh all right, there's 570 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,840 Speaker 1: two people want cage tarn Taran. I probably use some 571 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: bread and water. Okay, I don't know. I was ridiculous. 572 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 1: I'm the first person to ever get caged up at this. 573 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: He gotta you, gotta talk to him for me, tell him, 574 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,040 Speaker 1: tell my mistake, the crazy in there, and just take 575 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,520 Speaker 1: the bread and water. But quickly the water's gonna freeze. 576 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:27,799 Speaker 1: So cool. Oh I love you. I love you, but 577 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 1: I love you. About taking your bones? How were you're alive? What? 578 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,799 Speaker 1: The witches don't do that, do they? I think I've 579 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,040 Speaker 1: also got something that's stick in this cage with me 580 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:47,000 Speaker 1: and a six ft cage Taran, ok go talk to 581 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,279 Speaker 1: the council to say talk about my new shop. No, 582 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,040 Speaker 1: tell him I was wrong about them, Okay, bus full 583 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,640 Speaker 1: of orphans were a little lost, so I'm gonna leave 584 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,520 Speaker 1: it up to you. Tell us where you want me 585 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,960 Speaker 1: to go. There's chocolate cake over there. Hey, Bruce, Um, 586 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,720 Speaker 1: let's not just shout out, hey, bust for the words. 587 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,600 Speaker 1: They know the orphans, you know what I mean? We 588 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:25,080 Speaker 1: don't get it. We have names. Mr bus driver alright, alright, okay, 589 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,279 Speaker 1: we'll have time for that. I just need you to pick. 590 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,560 Speaker 1: I think I already heard one vote left? Where do 591 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,800 Speaker 1: we go? Right, there's chocolate cake over there, Come Julia, 592 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,680 Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Let's we're headed to there's 593 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:41,520 Speaker 1: chocolate cake over there. Ready, everybody put your hands up. Okay, 594 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,040 Speaker 1: Bruceter is gonna test you on the names, so whenever 595 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 1: you're ready. No one loves them. Okay, you ready to? 596 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:08,160 Speaker 1: I am calling this meeting of which is toward because 597 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 1: just why don't you guys know the city council is 598 00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:17,319 Speaker 1: doing what we do. What you mean? First of all, 599 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,440 Speaker 1: you can't come into our coven and call our meetings 600 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,920 Speaker 1: to order. That may work where you are as a 601 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,839 Speaker 1: city councilman for four hours trying to get a word 602 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,719 Speaker 1: in to see if we could get the city to 603 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,399 Speaker 1: vote on whether or not we should save or kill 604 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,120 Speaker 1: the bus drivers, but you never let us talk about it, 605 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,000 Speaker 1: so we continue to have matters in our own hands. Now, 606 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,120 Speaker 1: if you don't mind, we have threads to decide to cut. 607 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,840 Speaker 1: There is a bus full of orphans about to go 608 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 1: to their chocolate take over there and if we don't 609 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,399 Speaker 1: decide quickly cut the thread you always want, you want 610 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,040 Speaker 1: to listen, you and dust poise over here. Old school, 611 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:57,719 Speaker 1: you're the oldest school. We're the oldest school. Which here, 612 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,800 Speaker 1: Mr councilman, would you mind taking Glenda back to wherever 613 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:06,839 Speaker 1: you came from with you? Glenda? Do you wanna come 614 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,200 Speaker 1: with me quick tray? You can send whoever. We don't 615 00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,520 Speaker 1: even care. Oh, I have somebody in mind. Okay, you 616 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 1: too high, Glenda, get to see you out from the hole. 617 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,200 Speaker 1: You have a couple of specials today. We have a 618 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,879 Speaker 1: chicken special and we have a fish special. What kind 619 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 1: of chicken is it? Gender? Not really? Oh, I'm sorry. 620 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,839 Speaker 1: What's the breed of chicken? Silverback? I like silver back. 621 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,200 Speaker 1: Let me just order for both of us. We'll have 622 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: to fish. Okay, and councilman, thank you so much for 623 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,960 Speaker 1: the stop sign in my neighborhood. Appreciated. Of course, I 624 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:55,799 Speaker 1: always look out for fans. I mean, uh, sorry about that. Yeah, 625 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,080 Speaker 1: when I was younger, I used to know. I'm sorry. 626 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:04,160 Speaker 1: What was that? It's sorry? I shouldn't have um, just 627 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,960 Speaker 1: a habit. I used to work in a place and 628 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,640 Speaker 1: if people wore orphans, we call them orphans. And I 629 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,160 Speaker 1: guess that names. I know you're right, You're absolutely right. 630 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,879 Speaker 1: You know what, how about you making four fish and 631 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,960 Speaker 1: we'll call it. That'll help me a lot of thanks. 632 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:24,960 Speaker 1: I can take a couple of friends, like, what tell 633 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,839 Speaker 1: you mean four fish? You're talking about? What do you mean? 634 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:33,360 Speaker 1: I think you'd be happy? What? What fish? But the 635 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: fish of the water? Fish of about four fish? I 636 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:42,479 Speaker 1: gotta find fish? Fuck? What about that guy? Hey, buddy, 637 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:49,680 Speaker 1: you got fish? You said your tummy? Tell me? But sorry, 638 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,920 Speaker 1: do you have fish inside of your tummy? What was 639 00:42:51,960 --> 00:43:01,280 Speaker 1: that whispering about catfish? Nothing? Nothing? Don't mind us? Get 640 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:06,280 Speaker 1: you try to hold down this catfish. Terry cook, jeez, 641 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,879 Speaker 1: Terry cook it up on the chef. All right, I'm 642 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,920 Speaker 1: gonna make sure that everybody here knows the catfishers to 643 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,279 Speaker 1: come up with me. All right? What about you, buddy? Uh? 644 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,880 Speaker 1: You got catfishes on you? I understand you look at 645 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:28,480 Speaker 1: some catfish. Yeah, that just fell off the bank of 646 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,760 Speaker 1: the truck. Well, thank god looking for catfish and thirty 647 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,319 Speaker 1: fell off. That's fantastic. Yeah, we could clean them off 648 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: and we could use it. Yeah, seventy seventy holes fish cats. 649 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:48,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna pay full fair and you know why. No, 650 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,200 Speaker 1: we got your mother in the Covenant cave? What do 651 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,080 Speaker 1: you like me? Hold on, hold on, hold, let's just 652 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,920 Speaker 1: talk it out. Okay, we don't need to get anything. 653 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,680 Speaker 1: We can talk it out. Seven photos a piece. Okay, 654 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,640 Speaker 1: so I gotta paper thirty fucking catfish right now? Times 655 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:11,600 Speaker 1: seventy four? That's um seventies? Well all the wait three 656 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:18,799 Speaker 1: times seven is seven seven? Thank you, ship Terry. How 657 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,880 Speaker 1: did you do that? I'm that being an orphan, but 658 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,640 Speaker 1: I still got a brain. This is a nice cave. 659 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,759 Speaker 1: What do you need You need me to to do 660 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,600 Speaker 1: some interior designing for the cave? Is that what's happening? Yes? Yes, 661 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,719 Speaker 1: just just drink that and then we'll get to work 662 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,719 Speaker 1: this lemonade, Yeah, just drink it. Just drink it. My god, 663 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:48,960 Speaker 1: what kind of lemonade? Is it? Sparkling? I'm not thirsty. 664 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,799 Speaker 1: Right now, let's measure the walls one moment. Why don't 665 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,240 Speaker 1: we drink it. Let's drink it before we measure the walls. 666 00:44:54,520 --> 00:45:00,080 Speaker 1: I don't drink alone. Okay, well, just drink a on 667 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,960 Speaker 1: for now and then I'll drink after. Okay. No, you 668 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,560 Speaker 1: we sit at the same time here, same glass, same sip. No, No, 669 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:19,120 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna drink from the same that's hey, there's 670 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,440 Speaker 1: just too salmon sitting here right in the bottom of 671 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:32,200 Speaker 1: his cage. I mean, nobody's looking you. I'm taking Oh no, 672 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,440 Speaker 1: what before we run away with those salmon? What I 673 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,080 Speaker 1: gotta call this? I know it's just a quick idea. 674 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,800 Speaker 1: What it just hit me? And I'm gonna say seventy 675 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,840 Speaker 1: six dollars a piece? I know, I know, I know. 676 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,440 Speaker 1: What if you took those two and started a salmon 677 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:51,520 Speaker 1: shop where you just sold salmon? What just sold? Saying? Bye? What? 678 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,640 Speaker 1: So your idea was to come into our bank, citizens 679 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,759 Speaker 1: bank and picture us a business. You know what? We 680 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:03,040 Speaker 1: love it? We're in really yeah, I got this great 681 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,480 Speaker 1: spot picked out. It's right next to the mine. Great, 682 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,520 Speaker 1: no worries. I know the city councilman, We'll get some 683 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,920 Speaker 1: reserved spots for you business. You can promise me that 684 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,879 Speaker 1: you will reserve the parking spots. No one can park 685 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,200 Speaker 1: there except the salmon shop. Many for many other places 686 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,399 Speaker 1: can stop there. You know what, I'm gonna put my 687 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,799 Speaker 1: my brother in law on the job to make sure 688 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,480 Speaker 1: no one parks there. Oh, it's like Christmas all over again. 689 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,320 Speaker 1: They don't say fucking hate Santa? Wait? What what's wrong? 690 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,759 Speaker 1: You don't want to know what Santa did? I don't 691 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,600 Speaker 1: never mention his name in front of me again. Technically 692 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:46,280 Speaker 1: I just said, it's like Christmas? But has something gone wrong? Alright? 693 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,840 Speaker 1: Council members, council, City council members. I think it's a 694 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 1: good idea that we invited the state council memos as well. Oh, 695 00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,960 Speaker 1: the floor recognizes the state council member from which date, 696 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,600 Speaker 1: and I hope they humans do as well. That's just 697 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,719 Speaker 1: a joke, I understand. And from the which state? It 698 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:15,640 Speaker 1: is all a switches, which is yes, we all met 699 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,920 Speaker 1: here just to vote on one thing, and one thing 700 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,760 Speaker 1: only fair. I met one of you at a salmon 701 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,239 Speaker 1: shop about six months ago. Can anyone guess who that was? 702 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,480 Speaker 1: Can anyone get my I could look into my crystal ball? 703 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,360 Speaker 1: But if no time for this, are we gonna vote 704 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,359 Speaker 1: yes to save our bus drivers or not kill the 705 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:51,480 Speaker 1: bus drivers. That's so cute. That's two notes. I mean, 706 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,439 Speaker 1: who's gonna drive the offense if we do nasty things 707 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,239 Speaker 1: to the drive? I don't even know what that is 708 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,200 Speaker 1: that's talking right now. But back to my point, who's 709 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,319 Speaker 1: going to drive them orphans? That's the question. We have 710 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,120 Speaker 1: replacement drivers if we decide to kill the bus driver. 711 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,440 Speaker 1: Someone need a driver. I've got a sleigh and eight 712 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:24,359 Speaker 1: tiny reindeer and a pair of red gloves. Tiny, I've 713 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,480 Speaker 1: been fine from your last job. I refuse to hire 714 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,319 Speaker 1: him for this, not on my watch. I was not 715 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,440 Speaker 1: fired from my last job. Go read what the south 716 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:37,480 Speaker 1: Bunker is that, Prince? I read? I read so fine. 717 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,640 Speaker 1: I'm out of here, Up, up and away? Is that? 718 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:54,239 Speaker 1: That is our show for today, Sata as Superman, Thank 719 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:58,000 Speaker 1: you ever, so damn much. What a year this has been, 720 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,080 Speaker 1: and I am so happy to spend uh this particular 721 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:06,759 Speaker 1: final recording with you fellas, and to the ladies who 722 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,960 Speaker 1: were invited and said no fucking way, I love to Uh. 723 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:18,160 Speaker 1: Let's start our thank yous with Mr Christol Varado. Christopher, Well, 724 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,120 Speaker 1: I think you started this episode off by saying something 725 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,320 Speaker 1: like we were alive at the time of this recording. 726 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,920 Speaker 1: Technically we're all still kicking. Yeah. I think I had 727 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,799 Speaker 1: mentioned this in a couple episodes ago, but it's just 728 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,480 Speaker 1: interesting to think that maybe one day this voice will 729 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,400 Speaker 1: be heard and I'll be gone. I just want to 730 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,919 Speaker 1: say today, I'm forty two years old. I feel pretty good. 731 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,759 Speaker 1: My nose is burning, but only because it's a little 732 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,840 Speaker 1: cold here. It's raining in Orange County. Um, I have 733 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,800 Speaker 1: all my teeth, my hair is still dark. I feel 734 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:52,640 Speaker 1: strong enough. Thank you. My name is Chris Alvarado. Thank 735 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:59,680 Speaker 1: you for that. That was a medical log tool. How 736 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,040 Speaker 1: you've feeling and happy? Happy New Year? Thanks for having me. 737 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,640 Speaker 1: This is always so much fun. I hope everyone has 738 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,520 Speaker 1: a safe I hope everyone in the past since had 739 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,880 Speaker 1: a safe New Year. And Chris, your teeth are great, so, uh, 740 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:20,640 Speaker 1: keep it up well, said James Heeney. If there's a 741 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,400 Speaker 1: deadpool going on, don't you bet on me. I'm gonna 742 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,840 Speaker 1: be here way longer than anybody else. I'm a but 743 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,440 Speaker 1: we got weird, but I'm doing pretty good. Don't bet 744 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:39,319 Speaker 1: on me. Um check out game Front. Sure that's fair. 745 00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,160 Speaker 1: That's a good wish for everyone for the new year. 746 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,920 Speaker 1: Appreciate that. Mark Gagliardi, oh Man, always a treat. Happy 747 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,239 Speaker 1: to see you guys. You make me laugh, uh, and 748 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,880 Speaker 1: it's fun to be here, so thank you. I encourage 749 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,520 Speaker 1: everyone to go check out everything that Chris Alvarado is doing. 750 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,280 Speaker 1: It's all hilarious. And if you want a really good time, 751 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,120 Speaker 1: go to i'm eb and search Joey Greer and just 752 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,879 Speaker 1: go down the list. Um. But thank you again for 753 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:10,759 Speaker 1: having me. It's always fun. Pleasure. Yeah, enjoy the the time. 754 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:17,200 Speaker 1: On IMDb, it's it's well spent. Yeah, it's greet Joey Greer. 755 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,000 Speaker 1: If there is a safe way to do this and 756 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Speaker 1: the show is still happening, please come obviously with the 757 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,600 Speaker 1: respects you're and comfort and if if it's still happening. 758 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:33,320 Speaker 1: But on January twelve at the West Side Comedy Theater, 759 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,320 Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's Sunday this time a 760 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:41,080 Speaker 1: different show, different show pitched, a different show. On the 761 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,640 Speaker 1: twelfth January, bear supply I'm gonna have a show. And 762 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,520 Speaker 1: then on the sixteen, there we go, Kevin. It was 763 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,399 Speaker 1: right at eight o'clock. It's a Sunday alchemy this we'll 764 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,120 Speaker 1: also have a live social come check that out and 765 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,840 Speaker 1: if you're not able to make any of the live shows, 766 00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:02,120 Speaker 1: don't worry because Mark is on Ry Busy Pet Judge, 767 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:09,760 Speaker 1: He's on Fortune Rookie and yes he's in the Venture Brothers. 768 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:17,359 Speaker 1: Come on bring it. Yeah. Um, if you are on 769 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,879 Speaker 1: the West coast of Los Angeles in anywhere near the 770 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,560 Speaker 1: Santa Monica area on January twelve or six, check out 771 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,200 Speaker 1: those shows. Go to west Side Comedy dot com calendars 772 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:32,120 Speaker 1: and um, there will be a recording right James of 773 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,600 Speaker 1: videos somehow of the alchemy this live show that will 774 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,319 Speaker 1: be up to the Patreon members to look at that 775 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,640 Speaker 1: extra content for you. Um, this is uh a joy. 776 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,600 Speaker 1: I look forward to more than I wish to share 777 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,359 Speaker 1: at this point. But I will just say I am 778 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,640 Speaker 1: extraordinarily grateful for all of you in this zoom window 779 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,320 Speaker 1: and all of you out there in the universe, UH, 780 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,560 Speaker 1: checking us out and supporting what we do in writing 781 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,080 Speaker 1: to us, it just means the world and uh it's 782 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,600 Speaker 1: nice to stay connected. So please continue, Please be kind 783 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,120 Speaker 1: to each other, stay safe, care about each other. First, 784 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,520 Speaker 1: it's gonna help us all. Um. Let's thank our engineer 785 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:19,000 Speaker 1: to the stars, Mr Doug Bayane. Find folks that I 786 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:25,840 Speaker 1: hurt media, I'm your host, Kevin Pollock and until next time, 787 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:42,880 Speaker 1: swee