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Speaker 1: I said, it is the last week, ladies and gentlemen

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Speaker 1: of Banana Hammock Season. Listen. Officially, Banana Hammock Season ends

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Speaker 1: down summer ends. I'm still rocking that banana hammock. I

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Speaker 1: from Bloomington, Minnesota, uh doing shows this weekend at the

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Speaker 1: House of Comedy at the Marvelous Mall of America. Yello.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. This fucking Mall of America

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Speaker 1: people like this is what sucks about America. Well, then

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Speaker 1: Good had our first fantasy football draft the other day.

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Speaker 1: Destroyed these motherfucker's. Know your guys, get your guys. It

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Speaker 1: there skeet shooting, all sorts of wild shipting that mall,

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't bet with your feelings, you shouldn't bet with morals. Morally,

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Speaker 1: gonna fuck him up, and I can't wait. I cannot wait.

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Speaker 1: End this charade. Bring some dignity, bring some respect back

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Speaker 1: to the sport of boxing. Please, I'm begging you, Tyrone

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Speaker 1: Will the fuck him up. He's got a song called

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00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm Gonna Fuck You Up. It's a good song, Tyrone Will.

418
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: He actually has a song called I'll Fuck You Up.

419
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: Dope ass song. Play that ship loud and beat his ask. Please,

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00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: all that being said, Miles Jordan's a k the Bleach Prosidents.

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Speaker 1: Let me get the sick Funck of the Week theme

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00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: song boom. Yes, this is an award that is earned,

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00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: not given, earned, not given. It's called the Sick the

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00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: fun of the I'm the sick, really fucking sick man,

425
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: just fucking whack line. Make him you smell like a

426
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: sick fuck you look like a six ain't supposed to

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00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: be on a plane. You sick are you doing? Hey man,

428
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: leave that chicken alone. Leave the chicken alone. What are

429
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: you doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in? A chicken? Who? Oh? Yeah,

430
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: you hear it, You hear it. Uh, It's so nice,

431
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: so loud, so clear. That's the sick Funk of the

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Speaker 1: Week theme song. This is an award winning segment, multi

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Speaker 1: award winning segment exclusive from The Iron Rap Report Stereo podcast,

434
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Speaker 1: award winning Sick Funk of the Week. If you've never

435
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: heard the Sick Funk of the Week segment, this is

436
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: an award that has earned, not given. It is an

437
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: award that has earned, but yes, boom, not given. Okay,

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00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: this doesn't go out to anybody, goes out to a

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00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: certain somebody with a certain genes qua, as the French say,

440
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: a certain qua. Okay. I am Rapports Stereo Podcast award

441
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: winning Sick Funk of the Week. Okay, and it's worldwide. Um,

442
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: this one very very very very very very upsetting. Um.

443
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: You know how much I love monkeys, Monkeys, dolphins, and

444
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: elephants my favorite animals. Of course dogs. People have been

445
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: asking about Wheezy. Whezy is doing great, okay, but as

446
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: far as wild animals, monkeys, elephants, dolphins. I like frogs,

447
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: I like hurdles, but monkeys are my favorite dolphins. You

448
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: know they're they're in the sea. Like do they exist?

449
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: Do they not exist? I know they exist, but it's

450
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: like you can't pet them, not that i'vever petted a monkey,

451
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: but I love my monkeys. The point is a zoo

452
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: in Belgium has had to ban a woman, kick her

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00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: out of the fucking zoo because she has had an

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00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: affair with one of the monkeys. Now, I don't know

455
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: if this monkey fucked her. I don't know what she

456
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: did to this monkey at this Belgium zoo. I don't

457
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: know what what went down, but uh we know emotionally

458
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: this woman showing up too much. She's blowing kisses to

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Speaker 1: the monkey. Somehow, some way, the monkey, the chimpanzee, is

460
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: blowing kisses back to this sick fuck chimpanzee named Cheetah okay,

461
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: thirty year old chimp okay. This woman's name is eighty.

462
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: Stay away from the goddamn primates eighty. Now you can't

463
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: go to the zoo. She said, I love that animal

464
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: and he loves me. How do you know sick. Oh,

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00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 1: how do you know that chimp loves you? She said,

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00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: I haven't got anything else. Clearly, why do they want

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00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: to take that away? Because you're a goddamn person and

468
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: that's a primate. We're having an affair. I'll just say that.

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00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: These are her words. Listen, We're not gonna lock you up,

470
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: or we're gonna lock you out. We ain't locking you up,

471
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: or we're locking you out of the zoo. You're not

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00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: coming back to the zoo. The chimpanzees handlers said. When

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00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: Cheetah is constantly busy with visitors, the other monkeys ignore

474
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: him and don't consider him part of the group, even

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00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: though that is important. He then sits down on the

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00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: outside during visiting hours, doesn't hang out with the other monkeys.

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00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: What they say, and an animal that is too focused

478
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 1: on people is less respected by its peers. It's not good.

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00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: We want Cheetah to be a chimpanzee as much as possible.

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00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: This is not your lover, lady, Get on tender, hit

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00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 1: up the young shooter d m him. He can't figure

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Speaker 1: it out. Okay, but you ain't gonna do. What you

483
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do is being there blowing kisses. To the animal,

484
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: distracting him from playing with the other animals. Okay, because

485
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: then what happens is those chimpanzees they see him as weak,

486
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: they see him as an outcast. And this ain't Twitter,

487
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: this ain't social media. You know what happens when UH animals, chimpanzees,

488
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: primates flip on other chimpanzees. They don't go on Instagram

489
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: and be like I'm an elk. No, they fuck you up,

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00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: They jump you some chimpanzees they eat other chimpanzees. It's happened.

491
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: So now you can't go to the zoo, crazy lady,

492
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: find another person to have an affair with operative word

493
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 1: being person. Find a person to have an affair would

494
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: stay away from the monkeys. Next moving on is Cleveland

495
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: in Sukasa. I'll say it again, is Cleveland in Sukansa.

496
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: A woman in Cleveland, a sick fuck okay, has married

497
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: the man not alleged who was convicted of killing her brother.

498
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: This is a sick fuck. She says that the man

499
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: that she married who killed her brother is actually innocent. Listen,

500
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 1: talk about UH dysfunctional family reunions. Okay, this woman, Crystal Strouss,

501
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: married this guy, John Tahedin whatever his name is. Last week,

502
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: Taheden was found guilty in the seven death of Crystal

503
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: Strauss's brother Brian. God bless the dead. Guys, spent thirty

504
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: two years behind bars. You come out and you married

505
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: a guy. You sick fuck you, sick fuck you. This

506
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: is crazy. Lock them both up. Moving on a teacher

507
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: in uh, Nevada. Apparently there's a lot of sick fox

508
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: in Nevada has been beaten up by a parent in

509
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: an elementary school over dispute over their child having to

510
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: wear a mask in the school. The teachers just doing

511
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: their fucking job. Okay, teachers don't get paid a lot

512
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: of money. Okay, we bow down to AOC, we bow

513
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: down to these uh politicians. We piss on our teachers. Now,

514
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 1: they're not all great. We've had plenty of sick, fucking

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00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: teachers on this show. Play any of them affair with

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00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: this to one, affair with that, when multiple affairs with

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00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 1: this one, When the majority of them are just trying

518
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: to help and educate your stupid fucking kids, and you

519
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: want to beat the teacher up because the teacher has

520
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: to enforce rules that the teacher probably doesn't want to

521
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: enforce had to get stitches, cuts, lacerations, teachers doing his job,

522
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: trying to help your kid. Your kids stupid and the

523
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: reason why your kid is stupid because you're probably stupid. No,

524
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: the reason why your kid is stupid is because you

525
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: are actually stupid. Now you're going to jail, lock them up.

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00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: A lot of people say to me, Uh, Mike, why

527
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: don't you talk about smoking Joe Biden? Mike, why don't

528
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: you talk about Hunter Biden? I talked about these freaks. Okay,

529
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's a crack kid. Okay, he's on that. Lawrence Taylor, Okay,

530
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: but he ain't Lawrence Taylor. Only Lawrence Taylor could do

531
00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: crack and do m VP superhero things. I talk about

532
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: them all. I took. I spent on all of these politicians.

533
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: They're guilty until proven innocent, their liars until proven un

534
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: liars or not liars or honest. This woman, Mary Trump,

535
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 1: niece of Dick Stain, Donald Trump, you need to also

536
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: get a life. Maybe go to the zoo, find a

537
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: primate to have an affair with. Wacko. She's got another

538
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: book coming out claiming that she checked into a clinic

539
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: for p T s D. She has post traumatic syndrome.

540
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: After Dick Stain, Donald Trump won the two thousand sixteen election.

541
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: Mary Trump, listen, he's your uncle, you're his niece. He

542
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: don't give a funk about you. He's not thinking about you.

543
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr. Milania, Ikey, Ivanka, the whole crew.

544
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 1: None of them are thinking about you. Get a life.

545
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: This woman was on the New CNN, of course, for

546
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: the last three years, talking about this, talking about that.

547
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't believe her. I think she's that shit fucking crazy.

548
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to go to a treatment center in Tucson,

549
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: Arizona because of decade old wounds because of your uncle.

550
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: He didn't molest you. You never claimed he molested you.

551
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: You're nuts, Mary Trump. I don't support you. I don't

552
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: want you. When you're on CNN, when you're on these

553
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 1: podcasts making a living off of being Dick's named, Donald

554
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 1: Trump's niece, you're a con artist also and a nut

555
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: and a sick fuck boom ha ha ha, You're a

556
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: sick fuck Mary Trump. Anyway, I'm done. Whoo oh yeah,

557
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: I'm done. I am wrapppor stereo podcast. We came, we saw,

558
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: we conquered, we came we saw we disrupted. Tell a

559
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: friend to tell a friend we are not behind a

560
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: paywall to I am Rapports Stereo podcast is on Apple, Spotify,

561
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: and Stitcher. I don't know where the young shooter is.

562
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: I think he's out vintage T shirt shopping. That's what

563
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: he's into, vintage T shirts. I know a lot of

564
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: people are into this vintage ship. I don't wear things

565
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: that other people wore, sorry, never have never did. First

566
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: of all, they don't fit me. Second of all, I

567
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 1: don't care if you bleached sh it. I don't care

568
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: if you watched it. I don't care if you dry

569
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: cleaned it. I don't wear the next man's ship gives

570
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: me what they call the heb gbs, the creepy crawlers. Okay,

571
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: I'm not into that. Shooters into vintage T shirts. You

572
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: could go walk around Minnesota all you want and trust me.

573
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: He and in the marvelous Mall of America trying to

574
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: get them vintage T shirts. They got everything in the

575
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: Mall of America. They ain't selling vintage T shirts. Okay, Myles,

576
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: Jordan Akd bleached brothers. Take me out of here with

577
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: something real nice. Take me out of with something real

578
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: proper okay, but most importantly, take me out of here

579
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: with something real loud and something real funky. I am

580
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: Rapp reports stereo podcasts toast apposed to live as apt

581
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 1: to live as the good to live, to love to attend.

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00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: The good to live assended the good to live as

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Speaker 1: the good to live to att